00:00Okay, here we go
00:04When I was in high school, I had the perfect life. I
00:09Was already cheer captain. I had the hot boyfriend and all that was left was prom queen
00:15I think there's been a mistake and I've been put in the wrong room. Dr. Johnson's the third floor the
00:27cheerleader just woke up
00:28Don't mean to be a bitch, but she kept
00:31Chew captain
00:34Hello
00:39Didn't have the heart to change it. Madonna's now called Lady Gaga
00:44No
00:46Everybody else has got to go on and live their lives and what I'm supposed to just jump forward
00:50I mean I just found out there is eight more fast and furious movies
00:54I want to go back to school finish my senior year
00:56They can't let an almost 40 year old do high school. High school was just like yesterday for me
01:01It will not be weird at all
01:04Oh
01:18Where do the popular kids sit? We're all popular
01:20Oh, no, no, no, there's only like three ways to become popular
01:23To be a cheerleader to work at Abercrombie or to let guys go in the back door. Oh my god
01:28I must be really popular then
01:33All right, I think I've worked this thing out you get followers by being somebody everybody likes
01:37Hey Steph
01:38Holy shit. I'm doing a makeup tutorial for who? Batman villains
01:45Would ever get exhausting trying to make everybody like you all the time?
01:48I'm gonna do something that I wish I had the confidence to do 20 years ago be my real self
01:58You might lose prom queen twice don't go chasing waterfalls stuff
02:03Slot back pass some pussy run for slot skin
02:07What even is this squad is that cheer captain?
02:10I am the cheer captain. I am the cheer captain. I am the cheer captain. Do you love it? That
02:15is the most fucked up thing
02:16I've ever heard
02:17You turn high school into a Hogwarts without the magic
02:24How dare you it is like Hogwarts with the magic I had more fun going like this
02:33Than this high school
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