00:00Christmas is a big deal for my family.
00:03And every year, I'm this problem they all have to solve.
00:06Because I'm always the single one.
00:09I think you should come home with me.
00:10We can pretend we fell in love after all these years.
00:13But it'd be so easy.
00:14My family already asked why we're not just together.
00:16All right.
00:21Well, Slay Queen Carol?
00:22You have to call her Christmas Carol.
00:24How did I not know your mom had a holiday-specific drag name?
00:26You get a pair of you.
00:28You get a pair of whoever.
00:29Oprah.
00:31Oh, right.
00:31Yeah.
00:32Of course you guys knew that.
00:34Your family really wants you to have a relationship.
00:37Yes, I know.
00:38That's very clear.
00:39So, my early Christmas present for you is a blind date.
00:43I love it.
00:43He loves it.
00:44You're going.
00:45You're going.
00:45Where are you going?
00:46He's going on a blind date.
00:48Like from Grindr?
00:49Oh, my God.
00:50Oh, my God.
00:54I was thinking we could grab a cup of coffee.
00:57You probably thought you were going on a date
00:58with the hottest, smartest, funniest, coolest,
01:01most interesting person who was ever born.
01:02Maybe I am.
01:03Yes.
01:05My date with James went well.
01:08Oh, I'm so happy.
01:09That is so great.
01:10I always thought that you and Peter should be together.
01:14Well, I'm his best friend.
01:15Well, my wife is my best friend in the whole world.
01:18Get dressed and get cute.
01:19Such a pusher.
01:19Don that gay apparel.
01:21Shut up.
01:22People who look at each other like that are not just friends.
01:27Nick and Peter want to make out.
01:29They should make out.
01:30Oh, that's good.
01:31Nick is a 10.
01:32And Peter is a 10 in New Hampshire.
01:35These stars came with the trees.
01:37I love them.
01:38I do, too.
01:43The girls are in my bed.
01:45Of course they are.
01:47You have feelings for him.
01:49If Nick and I ever went there and didn't work out,
01:53I would lose him.
01:54But what if it did work out?
01:58The gays just know how to do stuff.
02:02For some reason,
02:05you're always obsessed with me.
02:06Your love is a gift that keeps on giving, yeah.
02:13The gays just know how to do stuff.
02:13The gays just know how to do stuff.
02:13The gays just know how to do stuff.
02:14The gays just know how to do stuff.
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