00:00Is there still?
00:01There still is.
00:01There still is.
00:03Sorry.
00:04We'll call you a long time.
00:06Where are you?
00:07Mr. Vice Chair.
00:09Andito na yung resource person natin.
00:11Nasaan ka ba?
00:13Nakakaya.
00:14Pasansya ka na madam siya eh.
00:15Miss Entorcom.
00:17Miss Entorcom.
00:18Ano?
00:19I think Mr. Vice Chair Buboy,
00:24but I'm here with my BFF.
00:27I-nominate ko ngayon bilang Vice Chair Pro Tempore.
00:30Let's all welcome,
00:32Mikoy Morales!
00:34Wait!
00:36I-reserve mo yan sa ating napaka-Divine na guest.
00:39Let's all welcome our resource person,
00:41Divine Tato!
00:52Salamat for having me.
00:54Si Isa, si Divine, sa mga kilala naming brainy,
00:57na komedyante kayong bisigyan natin ngayon,
00:59ang tanong na madalas tinatanong sa mga beauty pageant.
01:03Alin ba ang mas mahalaga?
01:05Beauty or brains?
01:06Kung wala ka naman talagang choice,
01:08siguro pipiliin mo na lang yung talino.
01:11Brains.
01:11Really?
01:12Kasi kung matalino ka, makakahanap ka lahat ng parahan
01:14para gumanda ka eh.
01:16Tama!
01:16Tsaka may kasibayan, di ba,
01:17what is beauty if the **** is dirty?
01:22Yung talino kasi lumalabas rin sa personality.
01:25Lalo na kung napapatawa niya ako,
01:26mas gumaganda na siya sa panino.
01:28Totoo yan.
01:28Buboy is not strikingly handsome.
01:31Hindi.
01:31But he is cute.
01:32He's appealing.
01:34Di ba kung magtaka dalawang boteng tequila ka na,
01:35laban na yun eh.
01:39Pwede na to kaysa uwi kang luhaan.
01:41Alamin!
01:41Dalawa!
01:43Ang hirap mag-abset dito.
01:45Buti na lang talaga nandito ako ayun.
01:48Ayun, honor student?
01:49No.
01:50Never akong parang nag-excel academically.
01:52Namin namin magkakapatid eh.
01:54Lahat sila yung matalino,
01:56matataas yung mga grado nila.
01:57Right, right, right.
01:58Mga pangailan ka dun sa inyo?
01:59I'm the youngest.
02:00Youngest talaga.
02:01Sabon suka.
02:03Dala ko nga yung panganay namin.
02:09Nakakatakot!
02:10Hilagin nyo ng tubig si Kuya!
02:13Kuya! Kuya!
02:15Pero stricto ang parents.
02:17Mom and Dad hindi.
02:18He knows na lang, Bek, Bek.
02:20Sabi niya, it's okay.
02:21Whatever makes you happy,
02:22as long as mag-aaral ka mabuti.
02:23Tapos alam mo dun ako naiyak.
02:25Sabi ko sa daddy ko,
02:26yun nga po, hindi mo ko nag-aaral na mabuti.
02:30Especially that time, no?
02:31Kasi parang nung time na yun, parang...
02:33Masyadong tradisyonal.
02:35Ano to? 18...
02:361872.
02:38Talaga.
02:39Eto sa'yo, sabaw ng Tinola,
02:40with my brother inside.
02:43Pero sa pagmamahal,
02:45anong ginagamit nyo?
02:46Utak o puso?
02:47Puso eh.
02:48Binigay ko sa kayo.
02:48Wala ito ngayon, na?
02:50Kasi kailangan nung kamali.
02:53In the...
02:54What the fuck?
02:55Your Honor!
02:56I see Miss Chris Akinon,
02:57ini-impersonate mo siya.
02:59Nag-meet na ba kayo?
03:00Alam mo, three times.
03:02She didn't forget my name.
03:03Sabi niya, teta eh, right?
03:05Yes po, Miss Chris.
03:06I go,
03:07kumo naman ako ng tubig.
03:08Yes ma'am.
03:10Available sa YouTube channel ng ULOL,
03:12Spotify, at Apple Podcasts.
03:14Naka-live-send din po kami,
03:15kada Sabado ng gabi sa ULOL.
03:17Pagkatapos na ang Pipitaman na Lotto.
03:20Kasali ka rin sa hearing.
03:21Joy na sa ating official Facebook page.
03:24Your Honor,
03:25Sumbungan Court!
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