00:00Your mum is so fat...
00:07You've got to...
00:08Your mum is so fat!
00:09I need prepping for that!
00:12Oh, God!
00:13I actually feel sick from drinking all this!
00:15You've got to warn me.
00:17Your mum is so fat...
00:20Your mum is so fat...
00:22I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
00:27It's so bad! It's so bad!
00:32It's so bad!
00:34That's a fat!
00:36Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:36Someone took a picture of my mum!
00:39I went and bought a real Christmas tree.
00:42The bloke selling it asked me if I was going to put it up myself.
00:45I said, no, you sick freak, and put them in the living room.
00:50On the first Christmas morning, the three wise men walk into the manger.
00:54The first one steps in some donkey poo.
00:56He looks at his shoe and shouts,
00:57Jesus Christ!
00:59Mary looks up at Joseph and says,
01:01That's a better name than Keith.
01:07Keith was my granddad's name.
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