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00:24Seriously, why am I dreaming about Ethan and hooking up with him of all people?
00:28We've been at each other's throats since diapers. We literally can't breathe same air without starting a war.
00:34Hello, is this Miss Wendy Rosen?
00:36Your five-year-old daughter is currently at the Department of Children and Family Services.
00:41You need to come pick her up immediately.
00:43You've definitely got the wrong number.
00:46Yeah, I'm Wendy, but I'm a 19-year-old college student. There's zero chance I have a five-year-old.
00:52We can't speak to that, ma'am. This is the exact number your daughter gave us.
00:57We need you down here right away or we'll have to file child abandonment charges.
01:03Ugh! You've got to be kidding me!
01:06Having a spicy dream about that jerk Ethan was bad enough and now some random kid pops out of nowhere?!
01:17Mommy's coming. Mommy's not coming. Mommy's coming.
01:27Who's out here pretending to be my kid?
01:31Mommy! Mommy!
01:36Whoa! Hold up, sweetie. You've got the wrong person. I'm definitely not your mommy.
01:40How can you not be my mommy? I'm Chloe. I'm five. And look!
01:48Is this some kind of elaborate prank?
01:51I don't remember ever taking a picture like this.
01:54Mommy, if you remember picture, you have to remember this bracelet.
02:02That's our family's heirloom bracelet. It's literally one of a kind. Could it really be?
02:09Are you actually my daughter?
02:11Yep! You always tell me I'm your absolute favorite and that daddy is only second best.
02:16Daddy! Wait! Who exactly is my future husband?
02:20Ethan! Do the...
02:25Ethan? Ethan Black?!
02:32No way! Like I'd ever marry that arrogant jerk! You're totally pulling my leg!
02:37Mommy! I'm not making it up!
02:40No way! Ethan and I actually tie the knot in the future? And we have a time traveling kid?
02:48See mommy? Do you believe me now? Let's go find daddy! I really miss him!
02:53Find daddy? I'd rather drink paint than deal with that cocky playboy.
02:57But wait! Chloe is his daughter too. He should take responsibility.
03:19You!
03:20Yay! Go daddy!
03:24Just my luck. Can't even turn around without bumping into Wendy.
03:28Is he seriously rolling his eyes at me? Trust me buddy, if it weren't for Chloe, I wouldn't be caught
03:32dead looking your way.
03:33Just do wait Ethan Black. Chloe nearly gave me a heart attack and you're not getting off easy either.
03:45Wendy, what the hell are you doing here?
03:47Long time no see Ethan. I've got some huge news for you.
03:52Ethan, we're having a baby.
04:01Are you out of your mind? Come on, we haven't even slept together.
04:05This picture is totally photoshopped. You faked it.
04:08Seriously Wendy, is this some sick new prank?
04:09I'm not pranking you. If you don't believe me, just look.
04:18Daddy, I missed you so, so much.
04:30Is this seriously our kid?
04:31Yep. Oh, and she time traveled here from the future.
04:33Wait, so we end up married? How does that happen?
04:35Let's put a pin in that. What are we going to do about the kid?
04:38I got it. You take Monday, Wednesday and Friday. I take Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday.
04:42We settle Sunday with rock paper sauces. Deal?
04:44Works for me. But I have one condition.
04:47Absolutely no one can find out about Chloe's identity.
04:50Done.
04:53So, Daddy doesn't like Mommy yet and Mommy doesn't like Daddy either?
04:58If Daddy and Mommy don't fall in love, they won't get married.
05:01And if they don't get married, then super cute Chloe disappears forever?
05:06I'm gonna make Daddy and Mommy get married no matter what.
05:12Chloe, I'm warning you. You cannot call me Daddy in public. Got it?
05:15Okay, Daddy.
05:17Hm?
05:19Okay, big bro!
05:32Let's go!
05:34Red alert! Some random girl is making a move on Daddy!
05:37Mommy's spot is in jeopardy!
05:39Here.
05:42How did you know I was so thirsty?
05:45Thanks, Miss!
05:56What was that for?
05:57Daddy, if you dare flirt with other girls, I'm gonna tell everyone here you're my Daddy!
06:02You're ruthless!
06:05Sorry, I've got some stuff to take care of. Catch you later.
06:10Hey! I thought Ethan was totally into my type! What was that all about?
06:21Go give Wendy a hard time.
06:28Can you please wear your clothes properly?
06:30Aw, are you embarrassed?
06:33Didn't you say you would absolutely never have feelings for me?
06:36Don't tell me you're actually-
06:38Never!
06:40Today's Wednesday! It's your turn to watch her!
06:42I'm leaving!
06:47Shhh!
06:50Wendy, today is family day.
06:52We arranged a dinner with the Black family.
06:53Do you want to come?
06:54Yay! I get to see Grandpa and Grandma today!
06:59I'll pass, Dad.
07:01Aw, why aren't you going, Mommy?
07:03This is the perfect chance to bond with Daddy!
07:05Who wants to bond with him?
07:09Hey, Victor! Want to hit up the amusement park today?
07:12Awesome! See you there!
07:14Victor? Is that some guy Mommy likes?
07:16No way! I can't let her go on a date with him!
07:27The reason Wendy isn't coming to family day is because she's been tricked by a terrible bad boy
07:33and she's going to the amusement park with him!
07:35A kind, mysterious person!
07:41Mommy! Grandpa is calling again!
07:47Wendy!
07:48Wendy! You are coming home today!
07:50Otherwise, don't expect me to give you any more financial support!
07:59Didn't you swear you'd never show up if I was around?
08:01Well, somebody else said she wasn't coming, but here we are!
08:03Where's Chloe? You didn't just dump her alone in your dorm, did you?
08:07As if! I let her play outside at the park!
08:13Look at them, Mia! Don't they make the cutest couple?
08:19A couple? Mom? Seriously? Look at her!
08:24She's built like an ironing board!
08:26Then look at me! Do we look like a match to you?
08:29You're literally built like a ropped-out meathead!
08:31Do you really think I'd be into that?
08:33Still beats having absolutely zero curves!
08:37Unlike you, I'm not totally shallow!
08:39You only care about fake Instagram models!
08:44You're an arrogant player!
08:46I would never date someone like that!
08:50Alright, alright, settle down. Just take a seat.
08:56You two used to be so close when you were little.
08:59You even talked about having a bunch of kids together.
09:03It really has.
09:06Looks like there's no hope for that now.
09:09Me? Having kids with him?
09:11Yeah, right.
09:12Exactly! There is a zero percent chance we're ever having a kid together.
09:21Daddy! Mommy! What are you guys talking about? Aren't I your kid?
09:25We are so dead.
09:27We are so dead!
09:27We are so dead!
09:33Leah, did I hear that right? Did this little girl just call Wendy and Ethan Daddy and Mommy?
09:39You heard it right! The whole world's gone crazy!
09:43Wendy! Is this your child?
09:46What? Of course not! Ethan and I are only 19. How could we possibly have a kid?
09:52Right! Exactly! Kids get confused all the time. Running around calling random people Mom and Dad. Funny joke, kiddo!
10:00I'm not confused! I know every single one of you! That's Grandma! That's Grandpa! That's the other Grandma!
10:09Quiet!
10:15Wendy! You say you don't know her, so how on earth does she know we're her grandparents?
10:20He's got a point, Ethan. If you two don't know her, how does she know you?
10:26You two are giving us an explanation right now!
10:33Little girl, tell Grandpa, who exactly are your parents?
10:42Listen, you little menace! I am begging you, do not tell them the truth!
10:47Yeah, yeah, just keep your mouth shut about the truth. And whatever you want, you got it!
10:53I'll literally buy you a pony!
10:56Deal!
10:58I'm sorry, I got the wrong people!
11:00I just thought this big brother and sister looked really pretty, and I wanted to play with them!
11:10Perfect! I'm going to take this lost little girl home right now!
11:13Yep! I'm going too!
11:22That was way too close!
11:24No kidding! Chloe, you almost got us killed in there!
11:29I was just telling the truth! How is that getting you killed?
11:33Ethan, just to be safe, we need to cut down on seeing each other!
11:37Agreed! We do one hand off a day, before this totally blows up in our faces!
11:41Nuh-uh! No way! Don't forget, you guys promised that if I covered for you, I could get whatever I
11:48wanted!
11:51So what do you want?
11:52I want both of you to take me to the amusement park tomorrow!
11:56I want both of you to take me to the amusement park tomorrow!
12:05What?!
12:09Absolutely not!
12:11Why not?
12:12Because I have a date with Victor tomorrow!
12:14I don't have time to play babysitter with you two!
12:17Huh! Wendy, you actually think I'd want to be caught dead at an amusement park with someone like you?
12:24Excuse me?
12:25You're really breaking your promise!
12:28Fine!
12:31If you don't take me, I'm marching right back to tell Grandma and Grandpa the truth that you two are
12:35my real parents!
12:37Whoa, chill! Stop, you little monster! Don't rat us out! Daddy promises we'll go, okay?
12:44Well, if Mommy already has a date with Uncle Victor, we could totally all hang out together!
12:53Fine, whatever! But out in public, you can't tell anyone who we really are! And you absolutely cannot interrupt my
13:00date with Victor! Got it?
13:01Got it!
13:02Yeah, right!
13:12These are for you, Wendy! You look really beautiful today!
13:20Who are these two?
13:24Um, Ethan is my classmate. Chloe is... my little sister.
13:30They're coming with us today.
13:33Is that okay with you, Victor?
13:36Of course! Let's go!
13:40Just you wait, Uncle Victor! I will never let you steal my mommy!
13:52I will never let you steal my mommy!
13:54Uncle Victor! I want to ride the big horses with Dad! I mean, my big brother and sisters! You can
14:01take pictures of us!
14:02Cackles! Cackles! The
14:23Dreaming if you think you can take my mom mommy's only allowed to rely on daddy
14:46Wendy are you okay? Yeah, totally fine
14:53Wendy, let me win a stuffed animal for you
15:01Pathetic
15:06Congratulations, sir. You've won our grand prize
15:27Wendy, how about tomorrow we...
15:29Mo, I mean big sit
15:33I'm so sleepy. I want to go home
15:37Victor, I'm sorry. Chloe's worn out. I need to take her home
15:42If you need anything, you can text me
15:47They really look like a family
15:51I had so much fun today
15:53Now I'm going to say goodbye to mommy and go to daddy's place
15:58Come on, give me a kiss
16:06Now it's your turn to kiss each other
16:11What? No, absolutely not
16:14You won't kiss?
16:16Daddy, mommy
16:19Oh, daddy, mommy
16:34How come you two are holding hands?
16:50Wendy's hand is so soft
16:52So, are you going to do it or not?
16:54I've seen you before
16:57Now, daddy kisses mommy
16:59May I walk you to your door
17:04Yay!
17:08Keep going!
17:13Find a personality
17:16With chums like yours for me
17:28Where did that mosquito come from?
17:41Not bad. I'll send you the money tomorrow
17:53Shocking! Swore enemies caught doing this
18:00Done! Now everyone can see daddy and mommy's sweet love
18:18Hello?
18:19Wendy! Check the campus forum right now
18:21It's blowing up with pictures of you and Ethan at the amusement park
18:27What?
18:29Everyone's saying you guys have been secretly dating for years
18:31And that you even have a kid together
18:32Wendy and Ethan grew up together
18:34I totally called it
18:35There was definitely something going on between them
18:37Childhood friends is a cute trope
18:38But enemies to lovers
18:39I am so here for it
18:40I shoot them so hard
18:41Hello? Wendy?
18:42Are you holding up okay?
18:44I'm dying inside
18:45Bye
18:47I knew I never should have gone to that stupid amusement park
18:52Nailed it
18:53No way
18:54I can't be the only one suffering through this
19:04Wendy, I'm waiting downstairs
19:11Are you Ethan?
19:13Oh my gosh, you're so hot
19:15I mean, I guess I'm alright
19:17You and Wendy are literally the perfect couple
19:19So happy for you guys
19:22Wait, what?
19:24Me and Wendy?
19:25The perfect couple?
19:38No, hell no
19:40I only go for girls with curves
19:43Thank god I'm incognito
19:45Nobody's recognizing me in this
19:55Oh, I'm so cute
19:57Wait, is that their kid?
20:02Don't just stand there
20:03Run!
20:11So, what's the game plan here?
20:14Handling what?
20:15The fact that the entire campus thinks we're dating, genius
20:20Oh
20:21Why are you so damn chill about this?
20:24Shouldn't we be doing damage control right now?
20:26What?
20:27Damage control
20:28People are just trolling
20:30No one actually buys it
20:31It'll blow over in a couple of days
20:33Why are you acting so sketchy?
20:42Hold up
20:43Did you write that post?
20:47Hell no
20:48You think I'd post something that lame?
20:52Why would I post something that gives people the wrong idea?
20:57It's not like I'm into you
20:58Good
20:59Because when I find out who did
21:01They're dead meat
21:02Oh my god
21:04Mom looks so scary right now
21:07She can never find out it was me
21:09Chloe, what's wrong, sweetie?
21:11You look guilty
21:12Nothing, mommy
21:14Just got the shivers
21:19Wendy, build a tea on you and Ethan right now
21:23Are you guys actually a thing?
21:25Because if you are, half the campus is gonna need therapy
21:27How will Wendy answer?
21:30Are you kidding me?
21:31You know Ethan and me
21:32If we were the last two people on earth
21:35I'd still rather die than date him
21:39Yikes
21:40Getting mommy and daddy together is gonna be way harder than I thought
21:44Well, since you guys aren't a thing
21:46Are you coming to the mixer tonight?
21:49Everyone's expecting you
21:51You're so gorgeous
21:54If you show up to the dance tonight
21:56You'll definitely be the spotlight
22:02A dance?
22:03This is the ultimate setup
22:06Mom, you go
22:07I'll pass
22:09You know I've never liked crowded events like this
22:12Besides
22:12Besides
22:13Just the thought of the whole school shipping me and Ethan totally kills my vibe
22:18Huh?
22:18That's such a shame
22:19Mommy, please let's go
22:21I really wanna
22:22I've never been to a dance before
22:24And I bet they have tons of yummy food
22:26Alright, fine
22:27Since you wanna go so bad
22:29I guess we can make an appearance
22:30Yay, you're the best, mommy
22:32Love you tons
22:33Change my mind
22:34I'll be at the mixer tonight
22:37Daddy, you've gotta come with us too
22:39Pretty please?
22:43Okay
22:44So who's your plus one?
22:46Need me to play match mater?
22:47No need
22:48Victor's taking me
22:50Victor?
22:51No
22:52This is way too good of an opportunity
22:54I'm gonna make mommy and daddy dance together
22:56Uncle Victor is not stealing my mom
23:02Did you see that post on the forum?
23:05Wendy and Ethan already have a kid together
23:09No way
23:10I bet five bucks that's Ethan's little sister
23:12Ethan would never be with Wendy
23:14How can you be so sure they're not together?
23:20Stop guessing, everyone
23:22Wendy and Ethan are just enemies
23:24Wendy's dance partner tonight is me
23:27You'll see for yourselves soon
23:40Wendy
23:55May I have the honor of the first dance?
24:02Wendy
24:02Wendy
24:03Wendy
24:03Your first dance is obviously with me, right?
24:17Whoa
24:23Ethan
24:24Slow down
24:25I can't keep up
24:29You've stomped on me three times already
24:31One more and my totos are broken
24:33Then let me go
24:36Not gonna happen
24:40Daddy's staring at her so hard
24:42He's gonna melt mommy
24:53Why is my heart racing?
24:55Am I actually catching feelings for Ethan?
24:58No, no way
24:59It's definitely just the adrenaline from dancing
25:04All by yourself, gorgeous
25:06Saw you out on the floor
25:08You've got a crazy nice waist
25:10Back off
25:11I don't know you
25:12I don't know you and I'm heading inside
25:16What's the rush?
25:17We can get to know each other real quick
25:21Get your hands off me
25:23I'm gonna scream
25:30Who the hell gave you permission to touch what's mine?
25:36That's right
25:36If you dare bully my mommy
25:38I'll have my daddy break your leg
25:40Get lost
25:41If I see you again
25:42I'll break your arm
25:50Are you an idiot?
25:52Why didn't you yell for me if you were in trouble?
25:56Ethan
25:58Why do you have two heads?
26:01How much did you drink?
26:03You're a two-sip lightweight
26:04Why the hell are you chugging?
26:05Daddy, I'm leaving mommy with you
26:07I've got some business to handle
26:09I'll get back to the dorm
26:11By yourself?
26:11Yep
26:13Seriously, don't worry about me
26:15Just take good care of mommy
26:16I literally paid that creep to hit on her
26:19Since daddy beat him up for no reason
26:21I'm definitely gonna have to tip him extra
26:33Wendy
26:35How come the longer I look at you
26:37The prettier you get?
26:39Am I completely losing my damn mind?
26:48Wendy!
26:49Get down!
26:51No
26:51I'm not getting down
26:53I
26:55Want to be on top
26:57Have some shame, will you?
27:00So what if I am?
27:03Wendy
27:03You are gonna deeply regret this
27:06When you sober up
27:27What is going on?
27:30I'm dead
27:31I am so freaking dead
27:34Did I seriously sleep with Ethan last night?
27:51Just sneaking out like that?
27:53Not even gonna stay for breakfast?
27:59Last night
28:00Was an accident
28:02An accident?
28:04You ripping my tie off
28:06Didn't exactly scream accident
28:10Here
28:10Your tip
28:11Thanks for the hard work last night
28:14Wendy
28:16You are fucking unbelievable
28:26Then let me service you one more time
28:28Free of charge
28:33You're crazy
28:38Ethan, bro
28:39Anna's back in town
28:41We're throwing a welcome back beach pool party for her tonight
28:44You in?
28:46Yeah
28:48I'm in
28:56Wendy
29:01Have fun at your little pool party
29:03We're way better off sticking to being sworn enemies
29:18I wonder if Wendy made it back to her dorm yet
29:21Is she pissed?
29:33Ethan, it's been a while
29:35You're just as handsome as I remember
29:39Yeah
29:41You've changed a lot
29:42Honestly, I missed you the whole time I was abroad
29:45I was just young and immature when I left
29:48But I'm back now
29:53Could we start over?
29:57Why the hell is Wendy the only person on my mind right now?
30:07Pool party?
30:09Welcoming his first love back?
30:11Ethan, you really are something
30:14Mommy, this isn't going to work
30:16Daddy is being targeted by a bad woman right now
30:19What does it have to do with me?
30:21Whoever he's with has nothing to do with me
30:23No, Mommy
30:24Stop being so stubborn
30:26I prepped a secret weapon for you
30:28Put it on
30:29And let's go get Daddy back
30:31What weapon?
30:32I am not going
30:33If you don't go
30:34I'm calling Grandpa right now
30:35To tell him you spent the whole night in Daddy's room
30:40Chloe Black
30:41You are five years old
30:43Where did you learn to black rail people like this?
30:46I saw it on TV
30:50Look, Anna
30:50The past is the past
30:52Don't say stuff like that
30:53I'm really not feeling it
30:56Ethan, I only left because I was young and stupid
31:00But whatever I want back
31:02I always get
31:28Holy shit
31:29Holy shit
31:45What are you doing here?
31:47And dressed like that
31:48What, did you buy out the whole beach or something?
31:53Just...
31:53Put a damn jacket on
31:54The sun's too bright
32:00Hi there, Wendy
32:04I'm Ethan's first love, Anna
32:05We had some growing up to do back then
32:08So we split
32:08But I'm back to make things right
32:10And you are...
32:13Ethan's...
32:14Sworn enemy
32:17Well then, let's give Miss Sworn Enemy a warm welcome
32:21Now that everyone's here
32:22Let's play a game
32:24What game?
32:25Truth or dare
32:26Loser takes off a piece of clothing
32:28Or does a dare
32:29Who's in?
32:31Who's in?
32:40As long as it lands on Mommy
32:42And she pulls this dare
32:45Absolutely perfection
33:00Why did it have to land on her?
33:08Chloe, what do you mean
33:09Why did it land on her?
33:10Did you rig the bottle?
33:12No, no
33:12Mommy, I swear I didn't
33:14I just swapped the dare paper
33:17The bottle just messed up the spin
33:21It's fine
33:22I'm sure Anna won't openly choose Daddy
33:24They're not even close anymore
33:31I choose Ethan
33:33Oh my gosh
33:34Me and my big mouth
33:40Ethan
33:40It's just a game
33:42You wouldn't turn me down, right?
33:49I...
34:023, 2, 1
34:13I need some air
34:19Wendy!
34:28Mommy!
34:29Mommy!
34:29Mommy, wait!
34:30I have sand in my shoe
34:32Mommy, are you crying?
34:41Don't be silly
34:42The wind is strong
34:43Something got in my eye
34:44You're lying
34:45You never look people in the eye when you lie
34:47And you're not looking at me right now
34:49You little smarty-panks
34:51Mommy, tell me the truth
34:52Do you like Daddy?
34:54Yes
34:54I don't even know when it started
34:57Maybe it was when he beat up that creep on the balcony for me
35:00Or maybe when he kept staring at me while we danced
35:02Or maybe even earlier when he won that teddy bear at the amusement park
35:06But so what?
35:07I didn't take my chance
35:09Now Ethan's first love is back
35:10Those two are the real pair
35:12I'm too late
35:15Who says you're too late?
35:18Wendy
35:19With us, it's never too late
35:28Ethan?
35:30What are you doing here?
35:31Weren't you off kissing Anna?
35:33I didn't kiss her
35:34Why not?
35:35Isn't she your precious first love?
35:37Aren't you two a match made in heaven?
35:38Because I don't like her
35:39But isn't she exactly your type?
35:42Gorgeous, stacked, super outgoing
35:45Why wouldn't you be into her?
35:46Because you're the one I'm fucking crazy about
35:50You like me?
35:51Yeah
35:52And I don't know when it started either
35:56Maybe it was when you got drunk and practically ripped my tie off
35:58Or when you stood in front of me in that bikini today
36:00Or maybe even earlier
36:01Way before I was even willing to admit it to myself
36:03What did you just say?
36:05I said I like you
36:08Not the sworn enemies messing with each other kind of like
36:12The kind of like where I want to wake up next to you every morning
36:15And kiss you every night
36:17So what about you, Wendy?
36:19Do you like me?
36:21I
36:21I don't know for sure
36:24Then let me make it crystal clear for you
36:29Finally, mommy and daddy are together
36:31Looks like I'm not going to be erased from existence
36:38I want a kiss too
36:40Group family kiss
36:49Mommy, mommy
36:50I want the rainbow sprinkles
36:52Got it
36:54The birthday girl gets to have whatever she wants
36:59If you can't reach it
37:00Just call me
37:04I don't need your help
37:06Daddy and mommy are flirting again
37:09Wendy
37:12Wendy?
37:13Why are you all grocery shopping together?
37:17Seriously, what's the relationship between you two?
37:22Let me handle this
37:30Didn't this woman already agree to be with me?
37:33Why won't she give me a proper title?
37:36What am I to her, a secret boyfriend?
37:39Daddy, do you want to know what mommy is saying to Uncle Victor?
37:44Duh
37:45Let's go
37:46Let's sneak over and listen
37:50Shh
37:59I can hear them
38:01What are they saying?
38:03Spill
38:03Mommy said
38:05Victor
38:06I
38:09Fuck
38:10That hurt
38:11What did she actually say?
38:13He he he
38:13Listen for yourself, daddy
38:16Honestly, it's always been Ethan
38:17I've been in love with him this whole time
38:19Get down, daddy
38:20They're gonna bust us
38:21If you've liked him this whole time
38:23Then why did you agree to go to the amusement park with me?
38:25I'm so sorry
38:26I just couldn't figure my own head out back then
38:27I thought I hated his guts
38:29But after Chloe showed up
38:30Co-parenting
38:31Bittering
38:31Going through all that drama together
38:33I slowly realized
38:35He's the only one I want to see every single day
38:37So from day one
38:38I was just the backup guy
38:40You were never a backup
38:41You're a great guy
38:42Seriously
38:45This is entirely on me
38:47I shouldn't have strung you along
38:49When I didn't even know what I wanted
38:50Okay
38:52I bought this as a confession gift
38:54I was planning to tell you how I felt
38:56And officially ask you out
38:57Guess I won't be needing it now
39:01I wish you the best, Wendy
39:08Were you two spying on me?
39:16Just passing through
39:18Daddy made me do it
39:19Chloe
39:21Did you want to hear what I said?
39:24I heard you
39:25What exactly did you hear?
39:30I heard you say you've been in love with me this whole time
39:33Ew, gross
39:34Get a room
39:37Let's go
39:37Stop dragging your feet
39:39We need cake supplies
39:52Wendy
39:53The cream you're whipping is too thin
39:56Can you be more serious?
39:58You have the nerve to say that to me
39:59The dough you're kneading is too hard
40:01It's gonna come out like a brick
40:02Sigh
40:03Other people's parents make cakes all sweet and lovey-dovey
40:07My parents start a flower war
40:10Looks like I ended up with two kitchen disasters
40:23Make a wish, sweetie
40:25I wish Daddy and Mommy stay together forever and ever
40:29And never break apart
40:31If you say the wish out loud, it won't come true
40:46Hmm, actually not bad
40:53Ethan, is this...
40:55Are you proposing to me?
40:56No, that wasn't me
40:58I did it
40:59Chloe did it for Daddy
41:01Because Chloe read Daddy's diary
41:04Daddy has always wanted to marry Mommy
41:07But didn't dare say it
41:08Chloe is brave
41:10So I put it in the cake
41:23Ethan, you really wanted to marry me this whole time?
41:26Well, yeah
41:27I'm already totally yours
41:31Daddy, come on
41:32Propose to Mommy
41:41Wendy
41:42I wanted to pick out the perfect day
41:44Find the perfect spot
41:45And buy the perfect ring
41:46But this little brat totally beat me to the punch
41:51But I am dead serious about marrying you
41:55Will you marry me?
41:59You're covered in flour
42:01Kneeling on a dirty kitchen floor
42:03Proposing to me with a ring
42:04Your five-year-old dug out of a cake
42:06Ethan, could this possibly be any more half-assed?
42:09Dammit, I'll make it up to you tomorrow, I swear
42:11I'll buy a massive one
42:13A literal pigeon egg
42:16You don't have to
42:17Yes, I'll marry you
42:19No take-backs
42:29Mom?
42:30Dad?
42:31What are you doing here?
42:37Mom?
42:38Dad?
42:38Dad, what are you doing here?
42:39We've been waiting out in the hall this whole time
42:41Just dying to hear you say yes
42:45Ethan, you finally came to your senses
42:49Good boy
42:52Wendy, Dad gives you his blessing
42:56Grandma, aren't I the best?
43:03I totally helped Daddy score Mommy
43:06You are amazing
43:07Our Chloe is the absolute best
43:23Two months ago, I woke up in class after a wet dream about my sworn enemy
43:27And I literally thought it was the end of the world
43:31Who would have thought I'd be walking down the aisle toward him in a wedding dress?
43:35It's completely insane
43:37But I couldn't be happier
43:43Wendy, thank you for marrying me
43:49Clear throat
43:50Ethan Black
43:51Do you take Wendy Rosen to be your lawfully wedded wife?
43:54For better or for worse?
43:55For richer or for poorer?
43:57In sickness and in health?
43:58To love and to cherish as long as you both shall live?
44:01I do
44:01Wendy Rosen, do you take Ethan Black to...
44:04I absolutely do
44:05I now pronounce you husband and wife
44:12Thank you so much for having me
44:14Thank you so much for having me
44:20Thank you so much for having me
44:22Thank you so much for having me
44:23Thank you so much for having me
44:23Thank you so much for having me
44:23Thank you so much for having me
44:23Thank you so much for having me
44:23Thank you so much for having me
44:24Thank you so much for having me
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