00:00Oh shit
00:02I think it's about time that I started rattling some cages
00:07I made my main roster debut in the main event of Madison Square Garden
00:12Six weeks after I broke my leg on that announce table
00:15Six weeks
00:16And most people would have drowned under the lights
00:20But lad, I swam
00:21WrestleMania 40
00:23Lincoln Financial Fields
00:2560,000 people
00:27I stood on top of a ladder and I brought home the Smackdown Tag Titles
00:32I felt on top of the world
00:33Everything was going like I had planned
00:36And then something changed
00:40And I don't know what it was
00:41Because it's not my work ethic
00:42It's not my talent
00:45Maybe I was too honest
00:46Maybe I didn't politic
00:49Maybe I didn't kiss the right ass
00:51But I'm the one the last two years of my career
00:54Have been an absolute embarrassment
00:56And I'm man enough to admit it
00:59Damn
00:59I spent a year
01:01Carrying 240 pounds of idiot
01:04On my back
01:05Making him relevant again
01:08Wait, who's he talking about?
01:10So much so
01:10That these people actually chanted his name
01:14Never before, never since
01:16But I don't care how many bells and whistles you give him
01:18Wait, who was that he was referring to?
01:20At the end of the day
01:21That Marty Jannetti is still allergic to the microphone
01:27Theory?
01:28Oh, theory
01:28Yeah, theory
01:29I'm sorry
01:29The last year of my career
01:31I pretended I was at a funeral
01:35And I committed to the bit
01:37I wore the silly hat
01:39I climbed to the top of every arena in this country
01:42And on a live microphone
01:44I told the world
01:45Just how good
01:47The New Day
01:48Someone else was
01:51And the ironic thing is
01:53I was dressed for a funeral
01:55But the only thing dying was my career
01:58Damn
01:59Wow
02:00It's a new day
02:02Yeah
02:03New day reference
02:05And I could sit at home
02:07Cash a check
02:08Eat some salt and pepper chicken
02:10A catering once a week
02:11But that ain't me
02:12What did I do?
02:13I got in the best shape of my life, lad
02:16Damn
02:16I'm hungrier than ever been
02:18Every day I go to war with myself
02:20Mentally and physically
02:22Because when I say I mean it
02:23I need to feel like I mean it
02:28Let's go Waller
02:31And in order to get where I should be
02:34I need to conquer some demons
02:35And the one that's been keeping me awake at night
02:37For a very long time
02:38Is the NXT championship
02:41Never got it
02:43Because you guys know it
02:45That championship used to mean something
02:49It used to represent the best wrestler in the world
02:53Kevin Owens
02:54100% Chris McQueen
02:56What's up, man?
02:56Justin Balor
02:57Shinsuke Nakamura
02:58Seth Rollins
03:01Johnny Gargano
03:05Even recently
03:06Braun Mello
03:07Trick over
03:08They get to the main roster
03:09And the red carpet gets rolled out
03:11They get treated like gods
03:13Because that title represents
03:15The future of the industry
03:17But I never had it
03:18So I get treated
03:20Like a Netflix
03:21Ad break comedy act
03:22Damn
03:23This is a great promo
03:25But not anymore
03:26I'm ready to conquer my demon
03:28And I'm announcing
03:28Right in front of the world right now
03:30I'm here to take the NXT title
03:34Because
03:36Honestly, who's going to stop me?
03:38Cruise Montana
03:40I love the new name by the way
03:42It's great
03:43You walked in here last week
03:45Like you're someone
03:46Man of the people
03:47I know these people cruise
03:49And the secret is
03:50In about six weeks
03:51They're going to have a shiny new toy
03:52And they're not going to care about you
03:56But what really frustrates me
03:57Is Cruise walks in
03:58Like he's going to challenge
04:00For the NXT title straight away
04:02Because he was the top guy
04:04In TNA
04:07It ain't 2005, lad
04:08Being the top guy in TNA
04:10Is like being the best basketball player
04:11At the local YMCA
04:13I'm not impressed
04:17And speaking of not impressed
04:18What about the champ?
04:20Hey, Tony D
04:21Why don't you come do something?
04:24Come out, Tony D
04:25You finally got a chance
04:26To show the world
04:27What you can do
04:28Because there was no one left
04:31Damn
04:32So I'm going to do you a favor, Tony
04:33I'm going to send you home
04:35To that ugly newborn baby of yours
04:37Go be a dad
04:38This top guy stuff's not
04:39Oh my god
04:41Sean
04:42Sean wants me to
04:43Yeah
04:43You tell Sean to tune up the band
04:45If he has a problem
04:46With what I'm saying
04:46Damn
04:49You're going to stop me?
04:50You're going to go to commercial?
04:52It's too early
04:53Hey, you know what?
04:55Sean, why don't you send out
04:56One of your guys?
04:58Damn
04:59Because Sean has guys
05:01I used to be one
05:01But he's moved on
05:05In fact
05:05Not even acknowledging Stone
05:07As GM has gone straight to Sean
05:09Hey guys, get off your phone
05:11I know you're probably filming a TikTok
05:13Maybe watch the show
05:14And learn something
05:17Because I just walked in your house
05:19I didn't even wipe my feet
05:22And everything I'm about to say
05:23I mean with the utmost disrespect
05:27The NXT male roster
05:29Is soft
05:30You're lazy
05:31You're complacent
05:33You're happy to be here
05:36It's something I've said
05:37I know you fat flops will love this one
05:39The women of NXT are running laps around you
05:42They are
05:42We talked about it last week in the podcast
05:44This is something me and Cracken just discussed
05:4690% of you think you should get called up tomorrow
05:49But here's the secret, ladies and gentlemen
05:51I look at that roster
05:52Maybe 10% is ready
05:54They're all women
05:56Yep
05:57Yep
06:00Cause you got world class athletes back there
06:02I see you have to try out all the passion and energy
06:05And then you come here
06:07And you're fine with putting WWE superstar in your Instagram bio
06:11So you can play wrestler for 6 months
06:13Impress some mediocre girls in downtown Orlando
06:16And spend all your time in medical
06:18Oh my god
06:21And then
06:22You have the independent talent
06:24My people
06:25I love independent wrestlers
06:27And you come here
06:28And you do things in this ring
06:31That no one else can do
06:32How good are they?
06:35But then you put a microphone in their hands
06:37And
06:38All the energy gets sucked out of the room
06:40Cause you're a bunch of charisma vacuums
06:43God damn
06:44He's going in
06:45And I know you're all kind of looking over at Sean right now
06:47Seeing how he's freaking out in the headset
06:49But deep down inside
06:51HBK's smiling
06:52Cause I'm finally telling the truth
06:57This is an incredible promo from Grayson Waller
07:00Holy shit
07:00This men's division has been for the taking for months
07:03Hey shut up
07:05I don't need your support
07:06I'm cooking right now
07:07Let me cook
07:09Damn
07:09Holy shit
07:11I don't even shut in the corner
07:12This men's division has been for the taking for months
07:14And none of you have done a thing about it
07:16But I will
07:17I'm going to walk in
07:18Take the title
07:19Take the division
07:20I'm going to take every opportunity
07:22That any of you are supposed to have
07:24Because unfortunately
07:25For that embarrassment of a roster
07:28I'm starting to remember who Grayson Waller is
07:32I love Grayson
07:34I still have mine and his photo from Waller Mania pinned on my IG
07:38That's how much I love that guy
07:40They cut the mic
07:41They cut the mic
07:43That was amazing
07:44That was so amazing
07:46I love when they just let wrestlers blur the line between reality
07:50What is he going to do
07:50Is he going to take the camera and talk into the camera
07:53He's going to go talk into the camera
07:54I don't need a mic
07:56You don't want to give me an opportunity WWE
07:58I just took one
08:00Consider your cages rattled
08:03Oh they went to black
08:05That was amazing
08:07Oh my god
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