00:00you want to hear a funny story yes i actually love that little story time you're doing first
00:05a.m you know i'm fucking young kid just got drafted and in front of me is like all my
00:13idols
00:13at the time it was like noah syndigard jacob de grom jarius familiar they were all on the
00:18injured list on the il so they were in st lucy florida for uh like the summer shit you get
00:24healthy go through my like introduction shit they're like go take a shower and then get ready
00:29for whatever the fuck else i had to do i go go to go take a shower and sure enough
00:34inside of the
00:35shower all of my idols are because i've never been in a group shower before before this
00:41this is my first time oh god my idols are butt naked dick swinging in this shower right and it's
00:49one
00:50thing to never meet your idols it's another thing to go from seeing them on the tv to now showering
00:56with them in a group shower you know no there is nothing anyone can prepare you for that moment
01:02you just can't until you live it and i'm looking at the shower and i'm trying to like in my
01:08brain and
01:09and people are going to think i'm retarded but in my brain everyone is showering there's two sides
01:14there's the left side and the right side everyone is on the left side so in my head i'm like
01:20well the
01:20right side must be like broken or something you know if everyone's showering on the left side i
01:25need to shower on the left side oh and they were all spread out to where it was like guy
01:30showering
01:31empty guy showering empty and it's all open there's no like garters or anything they'll just shoulder
01:36to shoulder so i as for some reason decide i'm gonna go shoulder to shower it's like the urinal thing
01:43with it with noah sinigard and jacob de grom and i just snuggle up between them and like it went
01:52from
01:52everybody talking to dead silence and you know i ain't got no social cues so i didn't think anything
01:59of it yeah they didn't talk to me the rest of the fucking year they didn't talk to me hell
02:05of an
02:05impression maybe they didn't talk to me one time the rest of the fucking year well that's uh
02:12that's yeah not a good look not a good look you inserted right when you got there yeah
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