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00:02Na na na na na na giggle biz, na na na na, ho ho ho, na na na na na
00:09na giggle biz, na na na na, here we go!
00:14Ho ho!
00:15On today's Giggle Biz, DIY Dan, The Lost Pirate, Chip Monk, and Teek, but now it's time for Rapids Johnson!
00:29Hello! Rapids Johnson here, in search of the Venezuelan musical bear.
00:34How musical is this bear, Rapids? I hear you say.
00:38Well, it's a very musical animal indeed.
00:40In fact, it's the most musical animal in the whole wide world.
00:44Ho ho! Hang on a minute, what's that noise?
00:47Yeah, excuse me, I'm just trying to talk about the Venezuelan musical bear, it's very rare.
00:52Thank you. Sorry about that.
00:54Don't you worry, I'll find the Venezuelan musical bear, or my name's not Rapids!
00:59Johnson, thank you. Keep him peeled.
01:10Do you have a squeaky door?
01:13A squeaky door can be very annoying, and it really is very easy to fix.
01:19All you need is a can of oil.
01:25You don't need to use much oil at all.
01:28It's all about where you put it that's more important.
01:31So carefully put a little drop of oil on the top hinge.
01:39And a little drop on the bottom hinge.
01:45That should do the job.
01:50Job done!
02:04Hi!
02:05Hi, Justin.
02:06Knock, knock.
02:07Who's there?
02:08Nana.
02:09Nana who?
02:10Knock, knock.
02:11Who's there?
02:12Nana.
02:12Nana who?
02:13Knock, knock.
02:14Who's there?
02:15Aunt.
02:16Aunt who?
02:17Aren't you glad Nana's gone?
02:25Well, Captain Squawk, if this map be true, we're close to finding my buried treasure.
02:33Ha-ha!
02:34Right.
02:34A large tree.
02:37Hmm, let me see.
02:39Oh.
02:40Whoa!
02:41As the map says, Captain Squawk, a large tree.
02:45Ha-ha!
02:46What's this?
02:47A big hairy beast that guards the pathway to the treasure.
02:52Hmm, let's see.
02:54It...
02:55Ooh.
02:56Huh!
02:56What's this?
02:57As the map says, a big hairy beast.
03:01I can see it.
03:02Ha-ha!
03:02We must be close.
03:04Hmm.
03:05X marks the spot.
03:07All right then.
03:09Oh!
03:10What's this?
03:11It's another pirate, Captain Squawk, and he's trying to get my treasure.
03:14It looks like Bluebeard.
03:16That Bluebeard, you swab.
03:18I won't give my treasure up without a fight.
03:20Wait.
03:21What's the way you're digging?
03:21There's water pipes under there.
03:23Whoa!
03:23I won't be fooled that easily.
03:25You can't get me.
03:26Come on, Captain Squawk.
03:28Let's get that treasure.
03:29We'll...
03:29We'll split it.
03:3170-30.
03:32Ha-ha!
03:32Come on, Captain Squawk!
03:33Oh, let's get out of here.
03:38Ho-be-lo...
03:40Well...
03:41Wait...
03:42Let's go!
03:43Retreat, Captain Squawk!
03:50Oh.
03:51Hello.
03:52Hello.
03:53My daughter wants a pet.
03:55We were thinking something small.
03:57Hamster bats.
03:59Oh, yeah, hamsters are so cute and fluffy, and I just love the way they twink their noses.
04:05Do they take a lot of looking after?
04:07Um, not really.
04:09Just have to clean their cage out once a week and make sure they've got enough food and water.
04:14Yeah, hamsters are fascinating.
04:17Oh, really?
04:18And did you know that...
04:20Mmm, when they've had enough to eat, they can stuff extra food into their feet.
04:28I'll take it for later.
04:30Fascinating.
04:32I think I'll get my daughter a stick insect.
04:36No bother, stick insect.
04:38Nice and clean.
04:43Funny, isn't it?
04:45Hey, we want something.
04:52Hey, Kissy, it's a bottle.
04:56Yeah.
04:56Yeah, but it's filled with liquid.
05:04Tesco still.
05:06What's still?
05:07I don't know.
05:09Liquid?
05:11Uh, yeah.
05:12Oh, I know what it is.
05:16It's the hole of mirrors.
05:21Oh, yeah.
05:25Yeah, it is a mirror.
05:27Let's go at the same time.
05:29Okay.
05:41Yeah, you see?
05:43It's a mirror.
05:45Yeah, but it's wavy.
05:48Yeah, it's wavy.
05:52We should carry this for our kids for the next adventure.
05:56Yeah, let's go.
05:57All right.
05:57Oh.
06:00Who put sugar in this, eh?
06:02Is that some kind of joke?
06:04Sorry about that.
06:06I'm half asleep, and here's the news.
06:08We've got breaking news, in fact.
06:09There's been an outbreak of fleas.
06:11We go across to Gale Force to find out more.
06:14Here's a joke for you.
06:14How do you start a flea race?
06:16One, two, flea.
06:17Hey, you haven't that?
06:18Hey, you can have that one, right?
06:20Good night.
06:20Yes, thank you, Arthur.
06:22Well, I'm here at the village of Little Bottom,
06:24where there's been a recent outbreak of fleas, would you believe?
06:28Now, don't worry, viewers,
06:30because I'm one of the few people that hasn't been affected.
06:33Oh, oh, oh, that's itchy.
06:36Now, nobody knows what's caused the outbreak, but...
06:39Oh, oh, dear.
06:40But, um, doctors are investigating.
06:42Oh, ow, oh, deary me.
06:45Now, it could be a cat or a dog, they believe, but...
06:48Oh, no.
06:49Oh, dear.
06:50But, um, there are no confirmed reports at all.
06:53Oh, dear.
06:54Oh, oh, oh, they're everywhere.
06:56Oh, Arthur.
06:57Oh, back to the studio.
06:59Oh, Gale Force there.
07:01More news on that, as and when we have it.
07:03Let's just hope the fleas haven't spread.
07:06Oh, hey.
07:07Hey.
07:08Oh, I got...
07:08Hey.
07:09Wait, can someone get some flea spray in here?
07:11Oh, dearie.
07:12Oh, I'm half asleep.
07:16Hello, Rapids Johnson here.
07:18Still in search of the Venezuelan musical bear.
07:21Now, I've just had a tip-off that the bear is right here in the shopping centre.
07:26Yaaah!
07:26Which does surprise me, because these noble creatures don't like a lot of noise,
07:31and they're very scared of people.
07:34Hey, hang on a minute.
07:36There's some kind of concert going on behind me.
07:38I don't know what it is.
07:39Yaaah, yaaah, very good.
07:41Just, er...
07:42Hang on.
07:42There.
07:43Sure, sure.
07:44But don't you worry.
07:46I'll find the Venezuelan musical bear, or my name's not Rapids.
07:50Johnson.
07:52Keep them peeled.
07:58Sometimes doors can be very difficult to open.
08:05It's a common problem, and can be easily dealt with.
08:20The problem is that the door is slightly too big for the door frame.
08:24This is easy to fix with a bit of sandpaper.
08:28Simply take the door off its hinges.
08:32Gently rub down the top edge of the door, until it is a tiny bit smaller than it used to
08:37be.
08:43Then gently rub down the bottom edge of the door, to make that ever so slightly smaller too.
08:55Make sure the edges look even.
09:08Make adjustments if you need to, and then put the door back onto its hinges.
09:15And you have a door that fits perfectly.
09:23Job done.
09:36And now it's time for your giggles!
09:39Angel, can I tell you a joke?
09:41What?
09:43How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb?
09:46How much?
09:48None.
09:49They don't have any other replacements.
09:52No!
09:54No!
09:55No!
09:55No!
09:55No!
09:56No!
09:58No!
10:00No!
10:01No!
10:05No!
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10:29No!
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10:33No!
10:36No!
10:56Has anyone seen my cup of tea in Choccy Biccy's?
10:59I've been waiting here for 30 seconds.
11:02Who's next?
11:03Whoa!
11:03Oh, you're here already.
11:05Hello there.
11:05I hope you have something of interest for me, Mr...
11:08Handley.
11:09And yes, I do have something very interesting and possibly quite valuable.
11:13Well, let's not get excited.
11:15I'll be the judge of that.
11:17What have we got here?
11:18Well, this is a letter signed by none other than King Henry VIII.
11:23How intriguing.
11:24May I?
11:26OK.
11:27Right.
11:28Let's see what we have, shall we?
11:30There we are.
11:31Well, look at this.
11:32Now, this is a very old piece of paper.
11:35Or, as we call it, piarchment.
11:38Now, people in the olden days used to write on it, but I can see, Mr Heatpack, a little bit
11:44of damage here and here and a little bit of damage up there as well.
11:49Oh, but you...
11:50Yes, are the expert.
11:51Oh, thank you, Dave.
11:52Excuse me.
11:53I'm absolutely famished.
11:55Mmm.
11:56I must have another biscuit.
11:57Oh, and some tea.
11:58Oh, no, there's a bit of biscuit in there.
12:00Oh!
12:01Oh, deary me, butterfingers.
12:03Well, don't worry, Mr Handstand.
12:05It's only tea.
12:06I'll just give it a good shake.
12:08There we are.
12:09Blow it out a bit, you know.
12:11Oh, I see.
12:13Seems to have ripped in half.
12:14Well, never mind.
12:15I'm sure that you'll be able to glue it back together.
12:18There we are.
12:19Has anyone seen another cup of tea for me, please?
12:22Well, to conclude, I absolutely think it's worthless.
12:25It's worthless now.
12:27I'm glad that we agree, Mr Handstand.
12:30Oh, no.
12:31Off you go.
12:31Go on.
12:32Next.
12:38Hello, Rapids Johnson here.
12:40In search of the Venezuelan musical bear.
12:43Now, we've just heard from the local people, very friendly, by the way,
12:47that the bear will be here tonight.
12:49Hurrah!
12:50So, if all else fails, we'll see him then.
12:54Now, I...
12:55Oh, no, look.
12:57Oh, it's sold out.
12:59Oh, drat.
13:00But don't you worry.
13:01I'll find the Venezuelan musical bear.
13:04Or my name's not Rapids.
13:08Keep them peeled.
13:11Giggle biz, giggle biz.
13:13We've had a lot of fun.
13:14Giggle biz, giggle biz.
13:15Ho, ho, ho.
13:16Giggle biz, giggle biz.
13:18And now it's time to go.
13:19Giggle biz, giggle.
13:20It's time to go.
13:22Cheerio.
13:23Ta-ta.
13:23Bye-bye.
13:24Farewell.
13:25T-T-F-N.
13:26Ademadici.
13:27We all hate to say goodbye.
13:29But we'll be back again.
13:32Ho, ho.
13:33Na, na, na, na, na, na.
13:34Giggle biz.
13:35Na, na, na, na, na.
13:36Ho, ho, ho.
13:38Na, na, na, na, na, na.
13:40Giggle biz.
13:41Na, na, na.
13:41It's time to go.
13:43Giggle biz, giggle biz.
13:45We've had a lot of fun.
13:46Giggle biz, giggle biz.
13:47Ho, ho, ho.
13:48Giggle biz, giggle biz.
13:50And now it's time to go.
13:51Giggle biz, giggle.
13:52It's time to go.
13:55Ho Ho!
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