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00:00:03Okay, any updates on those college applications? Do we have any offers so far?
00:00:10Oh, sweetie, we can apply again next year.
00:00:13That won't mean we're so sorry.
00:00:20So you did get the offer? Where? Tell me! Tell me! What school? Tell me! Tell me!
00:00:26I need a cocktail! Oh my god, oh my god, I knew you would make it!
00:00:32Yeah, but I probably won't accept the offers.
00:00:35I don't want to spend the rest of my life drowning student mom debt. Just so expensive.
00:00:46What's this?
00:00:47Open it.
00:00:53Where did you get this? I've been saving it since you won your first trophy.
00:00:57Look, this is your life savings. How are you surprised?
00:01:01No, don't worry about me, kiddo. I won't starve.
00:01:04Let's celebrate!
00:01:06Mom, I'm not old enough to drink.
00:01:08Relax, it's not alcoholic.
00:01:10Just for you!
00:01:15What a please.
00:01:18Mom...
00:01:18Don't go into power bills.
00:01:29Mom Stoud's power bill.
00:01:31Words turned out by the power bill.
00:01:32What's this?
00:01:32Well, it's just one time.
00:01:35Hang up! Tell her about!
00:01:38Oh, wait a second. You don't actually have to open the door...
00:01:41No, no, wait, wait, wait, no, no, no, no.
00:01:43Who the hell are you? Where's Meg?
00:01:49Who the hell are you? Where's Meg?
00:01:51She's the electrician.
00:01:53The power just went out.
00:01:55The electrician?
00:01:56Who are these guys?
00:01:58They're from the casino collecting a gambling debt from an alcoholic father.
00:02:02How much did he owe?
00:02:0330,000.
00:02:0430,000?
00:02:05No, no, no, no.
00:02:11Pay your day,
00:02:12or we take your house.
00:02:14Please, I just need a couple more days.
00:02:16I don't have the money.
00:02:18Maybe we can work out another way for you.
00:02:23What are you doing? I'm calling the police.
00:02:26Police?
00:02:26We are the police.
00:02:30Please, no.
00:02:31Please, no.
00:02:32Please.
00:02:41Nobody hurts my mom.
00:02:42Mom?
00:02:45No!
00:02:46No!
00:02:51No!
00:02:56No!
00:02:56No!
00:03:00No!
00:03:02No!
00:03:03If we don't collect, our boss is going to pay us.
00:03:0830 grand.
00:03:09Now we're even.
00:03:11Grace...
00:03:11Stop.
00:03:14Stop bothering us.
00:03:21Grace, this is all my fault.
00:03:23How are we going to pay for Harvard?
00:03:25It's fine.
00:03:26I'll figure something out now.
00:03:33Mom?
00:03:34How many people did Dad owe money to?
00:03:37I only know about the 30 grand.
00:03:50Why is the Monopoly man here?
00:03:52Good evening, Miss Grace.
00:03:55Good evening, Miss Grace.
00:03:59Yes, Miss George.
00:04:01This DNA report confirms you're a 99.99% match.
00:04:07With Mr. Arthur George.
00:04:10You're his long lost daughter.
00:04:13Arthur George.
00:04:14Mr. George as in the oil?
00:04:17Tycoon as in one of the richest men in the country?
00:04:22Correct.
00:04:24Are we literally living in the plot of a vertical right now?
00:04:29Miss Grace, come with me now.
00:04:32Why would I do that?
00:04:35Well, your father, he knows that Harvard is your dream.
00:04:39And if you come with us, the family will handle the recommendations for a full scholarship.
00:04:45Oh, Grace.
00:04:46Please.
00:04:48Fine.
00:04:49We're gonna make my mom come, too.
00:04:55All packed?
00:04:57No, no, no.
00:04:58Let's go.
00:04:59Get in the car.
00:05:00What?
00:05:01Okay, I'm right behind you.
00:05:02Okay.
00:05:14Mom?
00:05:15Mom!
00:05:16What are you doing?
00:05:17Let me out!
00:05:17Miss Grace.
00:05:20This is from your mother.
00:05:26Let's go.
00:05:29Don't blame me for letting you go, baby girl.
00:05:32Staying with me will only hold you back from Harvard.
00:05:35You deserve a bigger stage.
00:05:39My life has always been a complete mess, but you always turned my chaos into order.
00:05:44I'll be okay, baby girl.
00:05:47Good luck in New York.
00:05:49This place is always your home.
00:05:54And remember, when things get tough, try the homemade fruit wine I packed for you.
00:06:03Goodbye, Mom.
00:06:04Goodbye, my warm cave.
00:06:16Hello, my so-called dad.
00:06:19Hello, my new show.
00:06:26I don't belong here.
00:06:28I'm not glad I should just leave that if she's here.
00:06:31Lily.
00:06:33Sweetheart.
00:06:33Lily, stop!
00:06:35You do not have to worry.
00:06:39Lily, stop!
00:06:40The handle angle exceeds 35 degrees.
00:06:42The wheels are idling too quietly and there's zero structural vibration.
00:06:46Verdict?
00:06:46That suitcase is completely empty.
00:06:51Lily, stop!
00:06:53You're the only daughter I recognize.
00:06:55Finding that girl is just your father's obsession.
00:06:58My two sons have no blood ties to him, but this empire is ours.
00:07:02We won't let an intruder change that.
00:07:05So I'm the only actual blood relative here, but I'm the intruder.
00:07:08You're my only sister.
00:07:10I'm not gonna let some swamp rapper please you.
00:07:12Alex, did you actually find Dad's kid or did you just find some stray out of soup kitchen?
00:07:18We have reports from three different labs and all show a perfect match.
00:07:24Impressive.
00:07:24At least the butler understands cross validation.
00:07:30Well, my DNA is 99% identical to my dad's too.
00:07:34That 0.01% could mean that you're the impostor.
00:07:37Actually, all humans share 99% DNA.
00:07:40We even share 80% with pigs.
00:07:43Your 99% just proves you're not an orangutan.
00:07:48I was stepping aside for you.
00:07:50How could you be so cruel?
00:07:59Apologize.
00:08:00Now.
00:08:01Why don't you stop acting like a smart ass and go back to where you came from?
00:08:04She's gonna kick me out of it.
00:08:09Just moved here.
00:08:11How did you know?
00:08:16Sorry for my stupid question.
00:08:18Forgot to turn off location sharing.
00:08:36Getting to witness Ms. 404, the genius ring second in the leaderboard, being stupid is my honor.
00:08:43Cocky.
00:08:44I'm only two points behind you.
00:08:46Enjoy your last hours on the throne.
00:08:50Can't wait.
00:08:51So when should we meet?
00:08:56Our deal was to start dating after we get into college.
00:08:59Plus, I have a more urgent problem right now.
00:09:02What is it?
00:09:03What's the best high school in New York?
00:09:06The kind with access to top scholars and Ivy League recommendations?
00:09:14Come out and talk.
00:09:16You can't avoid this forever.
00:09:18Need to go.
00:09:26What do you want?
00:09:28Within reason, we can make it happen.
00:09:32Transfer me to St. Ing Academy.
00:09:39Transfer me to St. Ing Academy.
00:09:49Transfer me to St. Ing Academy.
00:09:57And you, an impoverished girl from some small southern town?
00:10:01You're just trying to climb up into some powerful circles.
00:10:04Sure.
00:10:04Never.
00:10:06One only cares about social climbing.
00:10:08The other only cares about looks.
00:10:10They really stay on brand.
00:10:11Climbing.
00:10:12If you say so.
00:10:13But St. Ing is my best choice at getting a full recommendation letter for Harvard.
00:10:19Well, she is dad's only birth relative.
00:10:24As long as she holds onto those inheritance rights, we're stuck.
00:10:27Let's use the school transfer as leverage to make her walk away.
00:10:32Fine.
00:10:33If you insist, sign a wager agreement.
00:10:36Get into Harvard with a full scholarship and this mansion is yours.
00:10:41Fail and give up your right to inherit a single dime.
00:10:46Deal.
00:10:47Harvard, here I come.
00:10:50Harvard, here I come.
00:11:09A Noodle Lorien at a high school?
00:11:13Transferring here was definitely the right call.
00:11:17An exam as soon as I enroll? This school is such a perfect fit for me!
00:11:31So, that's the stray your dad found from Florida?
00:11:35Hope she doesn't come in and spread some swamp germs.
00:11:38Gross! Do they even have high school? Does she even know how to spell?
00:11:44She threatened to sell her body if we didn't let her transfer.
00:11:47We had no choice.
00:11:50Robin Dunbar says humans use gossip to bond, because we don't groom each other like monkeys anymore.
00:11:55Looking at them though, evolution clearly skipped a few steps.
00:12:04The exam results are up. Let's see who has the lowest score in the school's history.
00:12:09Maybe my mom should hire a tutor?
00:12:11She can start with the ABCs.
00:12:15Wait, what did you say your stray sister's name was again?
00:12:18Grace.
00:12:19That's a stupid name.
00:12:20So stupid.
00:12:21Why?
00:12:23Is that her?
00:12:36What?
00:12:36How is that even possible? She should be at the bottom.
00:12:39Oh.
00:12:40That's a new transfer.
00:12:41Yeah, Lily's sister, fresh out of Florida.
00:12:44I heard that she's Oil Tycoon's biological daughter.
00:12:48No way. So Lily's the fake one?
00:12:51Cue the air, swore.
00:13:00Who's this Chris?
00:13:01You didn't know?
00:13:03He's a school legend. Number one on every exam by a mile.
00:13:07Word is, Harvard already locked him in early.
00:13:10Is he here?
00:13:11Good luck trying to find him. He never shows up. I've literally never seen his face.
00:13:16I heard he's so ugly he's still afraid to show it.
00:13:19Shut up.
00:13:19I heard he's Hollywood level hot.
00:13:22Scouts are just waiting until he turns 18.
00:13:24My source says that he's a 40 year old, repeating grades, cheating the system.
00:13:29Nonsense. My cousin knows a government guy, Chris was injected with super soldier serum.
00:13:35High IQ, bullet proof, the whole package.
00:13:38Two points ahead of me and a total ghost.
00:13:41Just like Infinite X.
00:13:44I will ruin you.
00:13:46Enjoy your reputation while at last.
00:13:48You're getting expelled.
00:13:50Come on, ladies.
00:14:02This place is like a maze.
00:14:05Excuse me, where's the locker room for the swim class?
00:14:17Oh no, I'm gonna be late.
00:14:25Oh my god, so smart.
00:14:28Genius.
00:14:32Wait, hold on.
00:14:33Let's spice this up.
00:14:35Imagine if there's a guy in there.
00:14:37Genius!
00:14:39Photos of her caught with the naked guys?
00:14:41She's so done.
00:14:43Okay, go.
00:15:01I think I need a getaway.
00:15:05Take a little holiday.
00:15:08Wait, what's the doing in here?
00:15:10I should be asking the same question.
00:15:12It's the men's locker room.
00:15:13No, this night...
00:15:14Oh my god, Grace.
00:15:15What are you doing in the men's room?
00:15:17Let's see.
00:15:21Grace!
00:15:22What are you doing in the men's locker room?
00:15:25Let's see.
00:15:39Heart rate's spiking.
00:15:41But why?
00:15:42My hands aren't cold.
00:15:44I'm definitely not afraid of Three Stooges.
00:15:46Grace!
00:15:48Grace!
00:15:49Where are you?
00:15:51Grace?
00:15:52Oh, do you have no shame?
00:15:54What are you doing in the shower with a man?
00:15:57Hey!
00:15:58What the hell are you doing?
00:16:01Uh...
00:16:02We're looking for my sister?
00:16:04In the men's shower?
00:16:05Are you delusional?
00:16:06No.
00:16:06Wait, look.
00:16:07We literally saw her walk in here.
00:16:10Wait.
00:16:10Check under the curtain and we'll catch her.
00:16:13Okay.
00:16:22Are you spying on me?
00:16:25We're just looking for someone.
00:16:26Lily, right?
00:16:27Let's wait until the dean's office hears about this.
00:16:29I know.
00:16:30I can't let my family find out.
00:16:32Okay, um, we're leaving now.
00:16:48Uh, you play on any Italians afternoon?
00:16:51Oh.
00:16:56I'm an OMW.
00:17:03I love you.
00:17:09Like what you see?
00:17:12Oh, it's just biology.
00:17:14My rod cells automatically track machine into the mechanical response.
00:17:19Oh, can you biology look away?
00:17:21Already done.
00:17:24For the record, pulling me into the shower ruined my plans.
00:17:27It was inefficient and a high risk.
00:17:29So say that you was a mistake.
00:17:31I'm just advising you against future recklessness.
00:17:33More reckless than being in a men's restroom?
00:17:36I thought it was the women's.
00:17:38I'm new here.
00:17:41Next door.
00:17:45Thanks.
00:17:46Well, I'll see you again when I'm actually dressed.
00:17:54Okay.
00:17:56Calm down.
00:17:57It's just a male torso.
00:17:59No textbooks.
00:18:03Maybe it's a little better than the textbooks.
00:18:05I think so.
00:18:15Grace!
00:18:16I was just looking for you.
00:18:18Principal Morton has something wrong.
00:18:20Your exam results were historic.
00:18:23Exceptional.
00:18:24So, I want you to represent our school at the National High School Quiz Bowl.
00:18:29Quiz Bowl?
00:18:30It's the biggest academic competition of the year.
00:18:33And our school is hosting it next week.
00:18:35Respectfully, sir.
00:18:36I don't have the time.
00:18:37My scholarship applications are due.
00:18:39No, no, no, no.
00:18:39You can't turn this one down.
00:18:41This is going to be huge.
00:18:42National broadcast.
00:18:44Shown all over the country.
00:18:45Ivy League Scouts are going to be there.
00:18:47It's a real resume builder.
00:18:49Well, in that case, I'll do it.
00:18:53Oh, wonderful.
00:18:54But I want you to be really prepared on this one.
00:18:56Because the committee invited Chris to join as a wildcard contestant.
00:19:00So, I hope to see you two face off together.
00:19:05Chris again?
00:19:06Perfect.
00:19:07Time to pull back the curtain on this mystery guy.
00:19:15Slipped through my fingers in the shower.
00:19:17Ugh!
00:19:18That rat infuriates me.
00:19:20She's competing in Quiz Bowl next week.
00:19:26Then let's help her.
00:19:28I'll arrange an air cannon to blast her like the tube man at the car dealership.
00:19:34The moment she misses a question.
00:19:36Holy smoke show.
00:19:38You really think you can pull that off?
00:19:40One call to the committee.
00:19:42Actually, I'll just get the answer key.
00:19:44Enter the finals myself.
00:19:46And then I'll look like the star.
00:19:48She'll be humiliated on national TV.
00:20:00Marcus.
00:20:01Personal thank you from my mother for getting me into the competition.
00:20:08My pleasure.
00:20:10You memorized the answer key I sent, right?
00:20:12Cover to cover.
00:20:13You rigged Grace's questions like we discussed.
00:20:16It's an impossible graduate level question.
00:20:18Show Bob.
00:20:20But, um, the air cannon blast.
00:20:24Is that really necessary?
00:20:26Sibling banter.
00:20:28It's just a refreshing surprise.
00:20:37The things I do to earn a paycheck.
00:20:41Good evening America and welcome to the National High School Quiz Bowl.
00:20:45The first round is spelling.
00:20:47Get one word wrong and you'll be leaving with a souvenir.
00:20:50Here it comes.
00:20:51She's dead meat.
00:20:56Grace.
00:20:59Grace.
00:21:00The very sure word is Samophile.
00:21:02An organism that thrives in sandy soil.
00:21:06Is that even English?
00:21:07I don't know.
00:21:08Nice one, Marcus.
00:21:10She doesn't stand a chance.
00:21:11Now let the show begin.
00:21:34P-S-A-M-M-O-P-H-I-L-E Samophile.
00:21:38That is correct.
00:21:41Nice.
00:21:43How did you?
00:21:45Lily, your turn is next.
00:21:51Lily, your word is turpitudinous.
00:21:54Morally depraved, extremely wicked.
00:21:57What?
00:21:59Turpitudinous.
00:22:00Your spelling, please.
00:22:02Dammit.
00:22:03I only memorized the first four letters.
00:22:06Seven seconds, Lily.
00:22:07You should know this.
00:22:08T-U-R-P-5.
00:22:14No!
00:22:15No! No! No! No!
00:22:17No!
00:22:30Pathopatometer
00:22:31Correct
00:22:31Addict
00:22:32Habil
00:22:33Hypercab
00:22:34Bartholomeo
00:22:36Audit
00:22:36Supracalifragilistic expialidosis
00:22:40That's correct
00:22:41Moving on to the final round, Grace and her opponent, the unbeaten mysterious legend of St. Inge, Chris Sterling.
00:22:50Oh my god, Chris is actually here? Phantom of St. Inge? I thought he was a man.
00:22:57I thought competitions were beneath him.
00:22:59Let's see who this mysterious Chris really is.
00:23:06Give me a break. He's so overhyped. He's just a boy.
00:23:28You?
00:23:29You?
00:23:36Things got incredibly awkward.
00:23:38Things just got incredibly interesting.
00:23:42Good to see you again, lady from the shower.
00:23:47Are you flashbacking right now?
00:23:49Of course not.
00:23:50Really? Because your pupils are dilated. Isn't that a sign of adrenaline?
00:23:55Adrenaline can be triggered by many things.
00:23:57Like a predator facing its prey.
00:24:00Ambitious. But you couldn't even beat me in this month's finals.
00:24:02That two point gap was just a fluke.
00:24:05Next time I'm taking the crown.
00:24:08Sure you are?
00:24:09Total power couple energy.
00:24:12I'm officially shooting them.
00:24:13Sparks are fine on stage.
00:24:15Tune in next week for the ultimate battle of the brains.
00:24:19Calm down heart.
00:24:20Just a rival.
00:24:22Just an arrogant, shirtless rival.
00:24:24Rival.
00:24:31You leaving already?
00:24:33Do you need something?
00:24:35I just wanted to give credit when credit was due.
00:24:37Your second place wasn't luck.
00:24:39But you could drop five points to me on the essay.
00:24:44The citations?
00:24:45You used the Turner 1984 model.
00:24:48It's obsolete.
00:24:50You can't use outdated framework to analyze a modern multicultural community.
00:24:54Fair point.
00:24:56I need to update my bibliography.
00:24:58My turn.
00:25:00I beat you by three points in chemistry.
00:25:04The lab portion.
00:25:06Your titration end point was late.
00:25:08You missed the color change.
00:25:10Clearly your home school setup is missing real lab equipment.
00:25:14Try showing up to class sometime.
00:25:18Straight forward.
00:25:19I like it.
00:25:20No one talks to me like that.
00:25:22They would if they were standing at my altitude.
00:25:32Chris!
00:25:33I have been looking everywhere.
00:25:35I'm Lily.
00:25:36Our families are basically best friends.
00:25:41You should come to our family dinner tonight.
00:25:50Grace?
00:25:51Still hanging around?
00:25:52Oh, you better hurry up to the soup kitchen before they run out of free food.
00:25:56Lily, right?
00:25:58Hm?
00:25:59Your hair is...
00:26:02Oh, yes.
00:26:03Backstage accident.
00:26:05It's totally fine.
00:26:06Well, it's actually a simple demonstration for your dynamics.
00:26:08When velocity increases through your hair strands, pressure drops.
00:26:12Add in some high voltage static electricity, and bam.
00:26:15You got a perfect spear.
00:26:18Sorry, let me dumb it down for you.
00:26:20Your hair looks like a freshly blown dandelion.
00:26:23Chris, how could you side with this charity case?
00:26:28I side with physics.
00:26:32You did this, Grace.
00:26:34You're dead.
00:26:35Your mascara's running.
00:26:44Go ahead.
00:26:45Tell me I ruined your little independent streak.
00:26:48What I was going to say is...
00:26:51Your dandelion comparison was pretty accurate.
00:26:55See you in the finals.
00:26:57Home school.
00:27:05Finally, a reason to actually come to school.
00:27:18You there?
00:27:19Hm?
00:27:27404 initiating a conversation?
00:27:29A milestone.
00:27:30What happened?
00:27:31Do you have a humanities reading list you can share?
00:27:33A favor?
00:27:34Historical.
00:27:35I'll share, but under one condition.
00:27:38Meet me in person.
00:27:41Fine.
00:27:42Name a public library.
00:27:43Easy.
00:27:44The main branch is inside St. Ing.
00:27:47You attend St. Ing?
00:27:49Is that why you pushed me to apply?
00:27:51It worked, didn't it?
00:27:53Tomorrow then.
00:27:58What am I supposed to wear?
00:27:59I literally have zero options.
00:28:03Relax, Grace.
00:28:04This is just an intellectual transaction.
00:28:07Nothing else.
00:28:19I finally...
00:28:20Tell you to meet my 404.
00:28:22No way more.
00:28:23What?
00:28:32Choose the road.
00:28:42Find out more.
00:28:47She's God.
00:28:49He opens 네 lives by Dr. Regina.
00:28:59What is she doing here?
00:29:01I can't let her know I'm preparing for the finals.
00:29:12That's not what it looks like.
00:29:14I was just...
00:29:15Browsing.
00:29:17Relaxing, see?
00:29:18Relaxing.
00:29:20Like that?
00:29:30Got it.
00:29:31Sexual studies.
00:29:33Cool.
00:29:37It's...
00:29:38It's a seminal text on human behavioral sciences.
00:29:41No, I'm not judging.
00:29:42I just...
00:29:42I didn't know you were into that kind of physical anatomy.
00:29:45All sciences are equal to me.
00:29:47What about you, number one?
00:29:49You mastered the topic?
00:29:51I know the basic biology of reproduction.
00:29:55That's elementary.
00:29:56Then ask me something in advanced mechanics.
00:30:02Here.
00:30:04Well, from the endocrine perspective,
00:30:07human sexual maturation,
00:30:12hypothalamic...
00:30:13You're just reciting the textbook.
00:30:14Then you say something that's not from the textbook.
00:30:19Maybe you should change the topic.
00:30:21Agreed.
00:30:23If Chris sees me meeting Infinite X,
00:30:26I'll literally have to fake my own death.
00:30:28Cancel today.
00:30:29Something happened.
00:30:37You can't be...
00:30:40You can't be...
00:30:41You can't be...
00:30:44Um...
00:30:46Is someone...
00:30:47looking...
00:30:48for you?
00:30:49You can't be...
00:30:56how's the study going? I'm absolutely not telling her I just got
00:31:03ghosted well I don't need to prepare anything my baseline knowledge is
00:31:08already adequate really but I think you should be studying that subject
00:31:38hey you okay
00:31:53I'm
00:31:55I'm fine are you okay are you hurt?
00:31:58okay
00:32:15Grace
00:32:26why is my heart beating so fast?
00:32:35it's just physics and biology the textbook neurological response
00:32:41dopamine and adrenaline rush doesn't mean anything
00:32:51I think you should be studying that subject
00:33:09I forgot about the infinite effects
00:33:15why do I feel so guilty like cheating on him?
00:33:27welcome to the grand finals a brutal one-on-one buzzer sprint to 100 points
00:33:32first to triple digits that's it all okay your time starts now
00:33:39which organ is known as the power hops of the center?
00:33:42mitochondria
00:33:43how many pairs of wings does a typical human body
00:33:4613
00:33:47ooh
00:33:48that Athens golden age
00:33:51pericles
00:33:52is
00:33:54yes
00:33:54yes
00:33:56yes
00:33:59yes
00:34:00yes
00:34:04wow Saint Inns truly lives up to his name
00:34:08both contestants are
00:34:09extraordinary
00:34:10okay
00:34:11this is it
00:34:13match point
00:34:25match point
00:34:26match point
00:34:28on a luxury menu the term beluga indicates the expensive eggs of what specific
00:34:34want a game
00:34:36wow fast
00:34:37looks like I lose
00:34:38beluga whale?
00:34:39no
00:34:40they're in danger
00:34:41what am I missing?
00:34:43grace
00:34:43we
00:34:44need an answer
00:34:47oh
00:34:50beluga sturgeon
00:34:51beluga caviar
00:34:54correct
00:34:54chris is the grand champion
00:34:56again
00:35:08you beat me by two points again?
00:35:10nice job
00:35:10yeah well
00:35:11it was a classist question
00:35:13if you didn't grow up beating her you wouldn't know
00:35:15knowledge is absolute
00:35:16i lack the data so i missed the question
00:35:19get used to it
00:35:21next time i'm taking you off the first place
00:35:24well i'll be waiting on the throne for you
00:35:26throne
00:35:27i literally texted that exact word to x
00:35:32stop
00:35:33overthinking grace
00:35:35it's just a common word
00:35:40that attitude
00:35:41just like my 404
00:35:50missing a question on caviar?
00:35:52how trailer park a view
00:36:02is
00:36:03to be down there from the throne is a long way
00:36:11iconic
00:36:11oh
00:36:13you two are great for the camera
00:36:16i am the main sponsor for this event
00:36:18and i need you two
00:36:21to shoot a promotional campaign for my company
00:36:23no thank you
00:36:24yeah i'll pass
00:36:26don't close the door on me just yet kids
00:36:29ten thousand dollars?
00:36:31one afternoon
00:36:32zero impact on your gpas
00:36:35pure profit
00:36:36mark said capitalism enters the world dripping with blood and dirt
00:36:40but right now
00:36:41i need that dirt
00:36:43i'm in
00:36:47i guess i'm in two
00:36:49wonderful
00:36:49i have the contracts right here ready to sign
00:36:58by the way what is doo doo labs?
00:37:01ah we are the number one brand for safe sex and youth contraceptive barriers
00:37:06what?
00:37:07what?
00:37:08i need a raise
00:37:10i need a raise
00:37:39i need a raise
00:37:40all good now?
00:37:54idk
00:37:56is it that bad?
00:37:59um
00:37:59you look
00:38:01um
00:38:02fine
00:38:03let's just
00:38:04get this on with
00:38:05okay
00:38:07wait
00:38:07I'm doing this for Survival Crash, but why are you doing this?
00:38:14For you?
00:38:18For... me?
00:38:25For you?
00:38:27For... me?
00:38:29I mean, um...
00:38:32For your paycheck.
00:38:35If I didn't do this, they'd cancel the whole campaign and I didn't want to leave you empty handed.
00:38:42Right. I have to go. Thanks.
00:38:47Why do I care? Disappointment is just an irrational cognitive glitch. Focus, Grace.
00:38:54Time to go, kids. Come on. Come on, we'll lose in daylight.
00:38:59It was a shirt, huh? We need to get this done quick.
00:39:02I'm not trying to be a jerk. Just thank you.
00:39:03Alright, here we go.
00:39:08Come on, you're selling youth's vitality here.
00:39:11Chris, put your arm around the waist. Hold in.
00:39:13Grace, look into his eyes. Come on. Come on.
00:39:15Now. Come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:39:16It's in daylight.
00:39:18Take your little holiday.
00:39:21Don't worry we won't be that long.
00:39:25It'll be like we had never done.
00:39:27Let's go.
00:39:56Is the man not part of the prison?
00:40:10Hey! Stop!
00:40:15That camera! Give me that camera!
00:40:16You can't just...
00:40:19Someone called the police? That guy's insane!
00:40:21Don't bother. I already did.
00:40:22Okay? Harassment, hereditary behavior, illegal recording...
00:40:26You're done.
00:40:27If the second of this gets out, I'm gonna call my lawyers in New York, and your job is mine.
00:40:40I'm just sorry, I cost you a public platform.
00:40:43It's fine. I'll find other sponsors who will write me scholarship recommendations.
00:40:50Recommendation letters? For what?
00:40:53Social scholarship to Harvard.
00:40:55Wait, you wanna go to Harvard, too?
00:40:57What do you mean, too?
00:41:00Harvard's your target school?
00:41:02Yeah.
00:41:05Harvard? Same thing? No way.
00:41:08Infinite X told me those exact same details.
00:41:13Could Chris be...
00:41:20Grace.
00:41:22Grace.
00:41:24What was that look for?
00:41:26Uh, nothing.
00:41:27I just...
00:41:28I need to go run a quick...
00:41:30Data check. I'll...
00:41:32See you later.
00:41:38This is my 404.
00:41:45Time to eliminate the variables.
00:41:48Sorry about the last minute cancellation.
00:41:51Free to meet up any sooner.
00:41:57I thought you ghosted me.
00:41:59Don't back out this time.
00:42:01No.
00:42:19Is it really you?
00:42:32You are winning this person
00:42:59I'm happy.
00:43:04No, stop, Chris.
00:43:06Chris is not X.
00:43:07Chris is an anomaly.
00:43:13Miss Grace, your father is awake.
00:43:15You need to go to the hospital immediately.
00:43:20Okay, I'll be right there.
00:43:27Sorry, let's schedule it later.
00:43:32It doesn't surprise me.
00:43:45Relax, Grace.
00:43:47It's just your dad, not a dragon in a dungeon.
00:43:53Alright, let's go.
00:44:26you have your mother's eyes
00:44:29your reality just changed overnight grace
00:44:33I expect you to acclimate
00:44:37I've organized a formal reception tomorrow
00:44:40to announce to the world that you are a George
00:44:49don't disappoint me
00:44:59it's over dad only cares about grace
00:45:02he's gonna try to get rid of me grow up
00:45:05favors don't pay our bills money does
00:45:08Arthur's parading that stray around tomorrow night to handle the keys to the kingdom
00:45:12then what am I
00:45:14an outsider just like the rest of us
00:45:19look at the bigger picture
00:45:20dad invited the sterlings tomorrow
00:45:22Chris's family
00:45:24why
00:45:26our shares have crashed 43% since dad went into that coma
00:45:30we're facing total liquidation
00:45:34and the sterlings
00:45:35they have the green energy patents we need to rescue our shares
00:45:39the fastest way to get those patents
00:45:43marriage alliance
00:45:45exactly
00:45:47grace and chris
00:45:48that's the old man's plan
00:45:50no way
00:45:51grace is stealing my life
00:45:52shut up and think
00:45:53thomas is still in jail
00:45:55if grace marries into the sterlings
00:45:57thomas won't walk there
00:45:58so tomorrow
00:46:00we ruin her
00:46:01we make her look like a classless uncultured buffoon in front of the sterlings
00:46:08and then we position Lily as your burning stone
00:46:11may grace look like trash
00:46:13deal
00:46:14you old bastard may have the bloodline but i control the board
00:46:41what's wrong bad mood nothing i just i haven't been able to see a friend
00:46:47just a friend
00:46:53tell me everything
00:46:54name
00:46:56age
00:46:56grade
00:46:57how did you meet
00:46:58mom
00:46:58stop
00:46:59okay
00:47:00killjoy
00:47:03order takeout for dinner tomorrow night
00:47:05i'm attending arthur george's gala
00:47:07the oil magnet
00:47:08he just woke from a coma
00:47:10and he is debuting his long lost biological daughter from florida
00:47:15they say she's a total genius
00:47:18florida
00:47:19is her name grace
00:47:20no clue
00:47:21why
00:47:21i'm going with you
00:47:23excuse me
00:47:24you told me that
00:47:26high society networking dinners are a parasitic waste of human capital
00:47:31yeah well grace is my classmate
00:47:33i can't let her paste all the sharks together
00:47:38protectiveness looks good on you christopher
00:47:40mom
00:47:45404
00:47:46will you be grace
00:48:03she lived in a swamp trailer
00:48:05our butler found her naked wrestling alligators
00:48:08good heavens
00:48:09truly feral
00:48:11in the first day of school
00:48:12she went into the boys locker room
00:48:14in her underwear
00:48:16we actually had to mandate an std and drug screening
00:48:20for safety
00:48:21i can't believe
00:48:23someone like andrew
00:48:24could produce some biochemical hazard like her
00:48:27yeah
00:48:27that parasite will liquidate the entire empire in a year
00:48:47wow
00:48:48i thought she was supposed to be ugly and tacky
00:48:51in that dress
00:48:51well
00:48:52we'll see how long she maintains her posture
00:49:00fukal said the gaze is power
00:49:02they're judging me
00:49:04trying to break me
00:49:05fine
00:49:06let's see who breaks first
00:49:17you brat
00:49:18you just embarrass us in front of all of new york
00:49:21do you not understand rules at all
00:49:24karma is a rule
00:49:25she tripped me
00:49:26i responded
00:49:27it was an accident
00:49:29you purposefully stuck your foot out 20 inches to clip the back of my heel
00:49:32that's a targeted attack
00:49:34shut up
00:49:35a trailer park girl from florida doesn't lecture us
00:49:37your mother is probably just as trashy as you are
00:49:42don't talk about my mom
00:49:44or what
00:49:45she's a beggar who took an astray
00:49:47she slaved away to a filthy odd job just to feed you
00:49:51i heard she did a new odd job every day so who knows what dirty job she actually does
00:49:58she has a massive debt portfolio great she's a bottom king
00:50:03keep my mother's name out of your mouth
00:50:08enough
00:50:22why is he here
00:50:42oh my goodness grace how could you be so clumsy or is that how dogs bow in florida
00:50:50oh look at cinderella
00:50:52good thing the party won't run past midnight
00:50:57now show some respect and courtesy to the patriarch
00:51:00lilly show this stray hoe real lady bows
00:51:14newton's third law every action has an opposite and equal reaction
00:51:24chris she tripped me on purpose
00:51:27chris we're just in time this swamp girl is a menace
00:51:32lilly's always mentioning how extraordinarily attentive you are to her at school
00:51:37board you was right
00:51:38high society stays with high society
00:51:41chris is a sterling
00:51:42i'm a nobody
00:51:43there was never a real connection
00:51:46we all know that you wanted to arrange a marriage alliance with the sterlings but
00:51:51you chose the wrong bride
00:51:53an alliance
00:51:55so this isn't a welcome home dinner
00:51:57i'm just a commodity up for auction
00:52:00mrs sterling
00:52:01we've all seen grace's behavior tonight
00:52:03she's entirely unfit for your friend
00:52:06lilly on the other hand is the perfect match for chris
00:52:10victoria think of your son
00:52:12a wife like grace will destroy his life
00:52:16mrs sterling
00:52:17i have always admired
00:52:19thank you
00:52:20for your concern
00:52:22but when it comes to my son
00:52:24he makes his own decisions
00:52:27i agree to the marriage alliance
00:52:34grace
00:52:35grace
00:52:56what did i hear that right
00:52:58only be with chris
00:53:01chris don't i mean she's a dangerous lunatic
00:53:04when you fell
00:53:05the electrostatic balance disrupted your hair
00:53:07in layman terms
00:53:09you look like a mop that just got struck by lightning
00:53:12christopher
00:53:13how can you be so cruel to a girl who loves you
00:53:16cruel
00:53:18what about grace
00:53:19has anyone here said anything nice about her
00:53:26young man
00:53:28why choose grace
00:53:29why not
00:53:31when everyone else looks for the answers
00:53:34she invents a better question
00:53:37and even when she's angry
00:53:39she's always so loving
00:53:41and caring
00:53:45and all her flaws
00:53:47to me
00:53:51are perfect
00:54:02those statements just show approval
00:54:05not affection
00:54:30is that enough
00:54:44it seems your negotiations are officially over mr george
00:55:04thanks
00:55:05thanks
00:55:06just made you buy your squad for me tonight
00:55:08i just said the truth
00:55:10but i'm sorry for
00:55:13stealing your first kiss
00:55:15who said it was my first
00:55:17even if it was
00:55:18that concept is just a social construct
00:55:22memory encodes first withholding extra emotional weight
00:55:25but
00:55:26biologically
00:55:27a first and second kiss are identical
00:55:28so you wouldn't care who you shared your second identical kiss with
00:55:33i would
00:55:35at least
00:55:36you're not
00:55:37unpleasant
00:55:39not unpleasant
00:55:44so
00:55:45are you
00:55:46serious about the marriage alliance
00:55:49no
00:55:50i mean
00:55:50what century is this
00:55:53then
00:55:55do you
00:55:57like someone else
00:56:01yeah
00:56:05i figure
00:56:06but
00:56:07we've
00:56:08we've never met
00:56:09we met on this app
00:56:11we've been talking for
00:56:12almost a year
00:56:13she's the smartest
00:56:14most stubborn
00:56:15worst at small talk
00:56:17person
00:56:17i know
00:56:19stupid
00:56:20right
00:56:22if i'm in love with a girl that i've never met
00:56:25that's
00:56:26not stupid
00:56:28i have
00:56:29someone like that too
00:56:32i've been
00:56:33talking forever
00:56:36memorized everything he said
00:56:39i always imagined what i'd say if
00:56:41we finally met
00:56:43standing here now
00:56:44i've realized everything's already been said
00:56:47i feel like i'm cheating on him
00:56:48by letting you kiss me
00:56:54to find cheating
00:56:59psychologically
00:57:00cheating is transferring emotions to a third party
00:57:03no
00:57:03we're not
00:57:04exclusive
00:57:05i still feel guilty
00:57:07swimwalk travel
00:57:09i'll pretend to be
00:57:10your
00:57:11online friend
00:57:20so
00:57:21why didn't you pull away grace
00:57:23my reaction latency was 0.8 seconds it happened to fast
00:57:27well 0.8 seconds is an eternity for a friend like yours
00:57:29you wanted to kiss him
00:57:30i'd imagine hearing the same thing from infinite x
00:57:34harsh enough
00:57:35enough
00:57:37my turn
00:57:38you kissed a girl
00:57:40you kissed a girl
00:57:40was that your optimal operational path or just a failure in your analytical processing
00:57:47that's 404 right in front of me
00:57:52my house is over
00:57:55are you standing in front of me right now
00:58:05are you standing in front of me right now
00:58:07i know it's just three words but sometimes there's so devil i guess
00:58:33so do you still have to explain that banquet kiss to infinite x
00:58:39i need to tell him that the guy who stole my first kiss was more than just
00:58:43not unpleasant
00:59:05that's your explanation
00:59:07actions are
00:59:09better than words
00:59:10that's basic communication theory
00:59:12i'll estimate to see how higher i end on the
00:59:15not unpleasant scale
00:59:28so this is our second time in a private space together
00:59:33enclosed spaces and artificial light based like hormones creates a false sense of intimacy
00:59:41so your hormones are spiking right now
00:59:44for example
00:59:47excitement
00:59:49desire
00:59:51maybe
00:59:55which one do you think is more accurate right now
00:59:59research shows consent
01:00:01instead of using their guess or no
01:00:02an ongoing process
01:00:04us
01:00:05for us
01:00:05what were you at in that process
01:00:07in this
01:00:08near the end
01:00:09which we'll continue
01:00:15use süa
01:00:16I've got a reason not to tell you
01:00:19I will let you guess instead
01:00:22Seeing light in your eyes
01:00:25And the sun in your smile
01:00:27That's just memories that are so strong
01:00:31Can you break it?
01:00:34Can you hold it real strong?
01:00:37In the meanwhile I'll just keep it to myself
01:00:54Wait, Louie, do you have protection?
01:00:59I regret it
01:01:01What?
01:01:03I regret not getting anything from the studio earlier
01:01:10Next time
01:01:11Yeah, next time I'll be more prepared
01:01:32Enough, you need to focus
01:01:37Oh, I'm so sorry
01:01:41You're Grace
01:01:42You're the one who ranked second on the monthly exam
01:01:46Yes, who are you?
01:01:48I'm Teddy
01:01:49I thought I was safe being the first loser
01:01:51But thanks to you I got to mode of the second loser
01:01:55Sorry, I didn't mean to take your spot
01:01:58Actually, would you want to study for the next test together?
01:02:03Sure
01:02:08When it's cloudy, I don't see you
01:02:11When it's dark, I lose your spark
01:02:13And I don't want to have another moment
01:02:33See you tomorrow for the exam
01:02:35Grace
01:02:39Actually, never mind, it's not
01:02:41Good luck tomorrow
01:03:02Who is that?
01:03:04Just a schoolmate?
01:03:06A schoolmate?
01:03:07Really?
01:03:07We're on campuses
01:03:08You guys have been studying together
01:03:10Every single night
01:03:11Please
01:03:12We're humans
01:03:14We need to study
01:03:16Well, then can you help me study human anatomy right now?
01:03:28Stop
01:03:31Will you still be joking
01:03:33When I beat you and take first place?
01:03:36You won't beat me
01:03:39Yes, I will
01:03:40No, you won't
01:03:41No, you won't
01:03:43No, you won't
01:03:56Deep breath
01:03:58Activate your parasympathetic nervous system
01:04:01It's inside of you
01:04:02You won't
01:04:05You won't
01:04:20No, you won't
01:04:24Move
01:04:24La –
01:04:26Google
01:04:33Only 15 minutes remaining.
01:05:11Teddy!
01:05:13Teddy!
01:05:19Adderall?
01:05:20You don't have ADHD, Teddy.
01:05:22How many did you take?
01:05:23Four. This morning.
01:05:26A four?
01:05:27You could have caused permanent liver damage.
01:05:30I was gonna fail, Grace.
01:05:33How long have you been dependent on this?
01:05:35Not this semester.
01:05:38Why?
01:05:39Your grades aren't that bad?
01:05:41Because my parents demand the Ivy League from me.
01:05:47SATs above 1550, perfect GPA, clubs, sports.
01:05:54Half of our class relies on these pills.
01:05:57I don't...
01:05:58I don't pass this exam and my life is over, Grace.
01:06:02No matter how hard I try, I just...
01:06:06I'm never good enough.
01:06:08Is there anything I can do to help?
01:06:15Forget it.
01:06:16If we're caught cheating, we'll both be destroyed.
01:06:18What?
01:06:23If I help you bypass the system, it is simply a one-time anomaly.
01:06:27Next time, no pills.
01:06:29You rely on yourself.
01:06:39Grace.
01:06:43Have a good confession.
01:06:44What?
01:06:52There are a few others who need your help.
01:06:56What?
01:06:56They're just like me.
01:06:58Okay, one of them almost went to the ER yesterday for an Adderall overdose.
01:07:01Please, Grace.
01:07:02My parents said that if I drop out of the top ten, they'll send me to work.
01:07:05I haven't slept a full night in two weeks.
01:07:08We don't want to cheat, but we can't hold on anymore.
01:07:22Okay.
01:07:23Just this once.
01:07:33To prevent cheating, they split the exam into version A and B.
01:07:49Don't point anything.
01:07:54They're not broken anymore.
01:07:54Amy has no idea that this recility is within my goal.
01:07:54He put them this way.
01:07:56...
01:08:00He annoyed the excitement
01:08:13Everyone, you have two hours.
01:08:15Begin.
01:08:54Now, I need to get version B.
01:08:57I need to get version B.
01:09:34Only 20 minutes remaining.
01:10:14Oh, sorry.
01:10:16My bad.
01:10:19I need to get version B.
01:10:28I need to get version B.
01:10:38I need to get version B.
01:10:49That's weird.
01:10:50I thought Grace's entire row was assigned version A.
01:10:53Why is she solving equations for version B?
01:10:58Unless...
01:11:11Before we review the grades this semester, there's a severe disciplinary matter that needs to be dealt with.
01:11:17During last week's finals, we uncovered an organized cheating ring.
01:11:25Grace?
01:11:26Grace?
01:11:28This paper was found in your desk with a custom key to the answers to B.
01:11:35But your row was strictly version A.
01:11:41Would you care to explain yourself, please?
01:11:45Myself and the rest of the faculty have been in hopes on your following Chris to receive a full Harvard
01:11:51scholarship.
01:11:53She really failed us, young lady.
01:11:55Principal Morton.
01:11:57She did this because of money.
01:11:59She was trying to help her broke foster mom.
01:12:01That's not true.
01:12:02Grace never got a cent from us.
01:12:03Oh, wow.
01:12:04Somebody's confessing.
01:12:09Just admit it, Grace.
01:12:11Let it end.
01:12:22Grace has nothing to do with this.
01:12:24It was me.
01:12:30I leaked the answers.
01:12:35Wait.
01:12:36What are you doing?
01:12:37How do you explain the handwriting on this piece of scratch paper as an exact match to Grace's?
01:12:43I copied her handwriting.
01:12:45Consider it a little romantic gesture.
01:12:51Nonsense.
01:12:52You weren't even in the same exam room.
01:12:54Don't stress your tiny little brain.
01:12:56Kate, you would never understand us.
01:12:57She was trying.
01:12:59She was trying.
01:13:00She was trying.
01:13:00She was trying.
01:13:01She was trying.
01:13:03Silence.
01:13:04All of you.
01:13:08Chris, your story is ridiculous.
01:13:11But if you insist on taking the blame, we'll issue a full suspension on your record.
01:13:17And that will permanently affect your college applications.
01:13:21Do you still insist on taking the blame?
01:13:23I guess love really does alter a person.
01:13:27No.
01:13:28I was the one who led the cheating.
01:13:31Not...
01:13:31There she goes.
01:13:33Finally.
01:13:34She's actually the one.
01:13:35Chris.
01:13:53My name is Grace, and I engineered the cheating ring.
01:13:59I reverse engineered the version B questions, coordinated the swaps, and fed the answers
01:14:06to the other rows.
01:14:08This is entirely my operation.
01:14:12I'm not standing here to beg for forgiveness.
01:14:15I'm here to explain why I did it.
01:14:20He and three other students came to me and said,
01:14:24We don't want to cheat, but we literally cannot go on anymore.
01:14:28They're not stupid or lazy.
01:14:31They study relentlessly.
01:14:33And they destroy their bodies.
01:14:34Yet they're still made to feel like they're not enough.
01:14:37The education system should not be a factory line turning human beings into testing machines.
01:14:46It's meant to build us up, not break us until we feel like we're worthless.
01:14:51Okay?
01:14:53I know cheating is wrong.
01:14:57And I'm willing to accept my punishment.
01:15:01When a child has to rely on a cocktail of narcotics for a midterm,
01:15:06the flaw isn't within the child.
01:15:08It's within the system.
01:15:19I agree with everything she just said.
01:15:21If I forward the story, punish me too.
01:15:25I'm the one who overdosed.
01:15:27I beg.
01:15:28If anyone should be expelled, it's me.
01:15:31And mom...
01:15:34I'm gay.
01:15:41I'm sorry for ruining your perfect little image of me.
01:15:45But I've been living in fear for three years.
01:15:48And hiding who I am every day was infinitely more exhausting than the cheating.
01:15:56We have something to tell you as well.
01:16:00You were adopted.
01:16:01But we love you.
01:16:03We love you, son.
01:16:04But we look identical.
01:16:06Punish me too.
01:16:07I've tried alcohol.
01:16:09I'm baby.
01:16:10And I sleep through every morning lecture.
01:16:30And I've been throwing away those disgusting avocado and fig sandwiches that my wife has been shoving down my throat
01:16:37for years now.
01:16:38No problem.
01:16:51Don't worry.
01:16:52Ha-ha-ha.
01:16:56Look who came crawling back.
01:16:58We've looked at a gold star for honesty.
01:17:00So why am I getting bit punished?
01:17:11Everyone got a gold star for honesty, so why am I the one getting punished?
01:17:15Look who came crawling back.
01:17:18It's the rich girl.
01:17:20Or the fake rich girl.
01:17:21From New York.
01:17:23I heard you got kicked out of your fancy prep school for being a dirty cheater.
01:17:28No, shut up.
01:17:30Do you think you're better than us?
01:17:32Heard your family hit the jackpot.
01:17:34Where's that New York mansion money?
01:17:37Yeah, there's a tax for coming to our school.
01:17:40Hand it over.
01:17:41Otherwise things are going to get ugly.
01:17:42Or things are getting ugly right now.
01:17:45Back off if I were you.
01:17:47Under Florida Statue 812.14, armory is considered a third degree felony.
01:17:54Punishable three to five years in prison.
01:17:56You want to test that?
01:17:57Screw your laws.
01:17:59You're not in New York anymore, bitch.
01:18:01Hey!
01:18:02Stop!
01:18:04Stop!
01:18:05Empty those pockets before we beat it out of you.
01:18:12Who the hell are you, man?
01:18:13Her boyfriend.
01:18:17And I know a little bit about the Florida Law, too.
01:18:19What you guys are doing is armed robbery.
01:18:21Can you see these cameras?
01:18:23Yeah.
01:18:23They caught everything.
01:18:27Whatever.
01:18:28We were doing nothing.
01:18:29It was a joke.
01:18:31Good.
01:18:35Why are you here?
01:18:43Why are you here?
01:18:46I transferred.
01:18:48Are you insane?
01:18:50You left an Ivy League track for a public school with no AP courses?
01:18:56What about your future?
01:18:57If my future doesn't have you in it, I don't want it.
01:19:03Look at this.
01:19:05It went viral.
01:19:07Okay, my mom saw it and she said you said the absolute truth about the education system.
01:19:11And I quote from her,
01:19:14If you bury a girl like that, then I guarantee you I'll sign your transfer papers.
01:19:19Stop lying.
01:19:21Okay, the marriage thing.
01:19:23Yeah, it was a lot of you, right?
01:19:24But she did talk to a few Harvard professors and they will give you a recommendation letter.
01:19:38Grace, your viral speech circulated from the Harvard Graduate School of Education.
01:19:43It's the most brilliant, empathetic, critic of the system we've heard in many years.
01:19:47Thank you, Professor, but that was just an improvised speech.
01:19:52It was not my formal thesis.
01:19:54True insight is always wrong.
01:19:56Furthermore, Victoria sent over your policy analysis papers.
01:19:59Your argument surpassed most undergraduate, Jesus.
01:20:03I told you you were genius.
01:20:05We spoke with your old school and understand the context completely.
01:20:08The faculty has co-signed a special recommendation.
01:20:13Congratulations, Chris.
01:20:14You have been granted early admission to Harvard with full scholarship.
01:20:24One more thing.
01:20:26Chris, we reviewed your file as well.
01:20:27Your record is impeccable.
01:20:29Harvard has extended you an official offer.
01:20:32Full scholarship.
01:20:34What?
01:20:38Pack your bags, kids.
01:20:39See you both in Harvard.
01:20:41We're popping this bottle right now.
01:20:42Wait, wait, mom, mom.
01:20:43We're not 21 yet.
01:20:45Oh, please.
01:20:45Sometimes a little liquid courage helps certain relationship milestones develop more smoothly.
01:20:51Right, Chris?
01:20:52Mom?
01:20:53Mom?
01:20:56Mom?
01:20:57Mom?
01:21:06So, where do we start?
01:21:08Are you scared?
01:21:10Of the unknown, yes.
01:21:12The textbook techniques are probably a lot different than real life.
01:21:15Well, the textbook talked about physical exploration.
01:21:19But every time I look at you, my mind goes empty.
01:21:25Well, I read the same articles.
01:21:27They said communication is better than hints.
01:21:32So, is there anything you want to say?
01:21:40I don't know scientifically how to...
01:21:42How?
01:21:43Sexual intercourse?
01:21:45Well, the head angles and statistics say that if you lean your head to the right, then you avoid
01:21:50bumping noses, and then the lip pressure and...
01:21:52Chris.
01:21:57Shut up.
01:22:15It's nothing like the textbooks.
01:22:18It wasn't different.
01:22:19It's 10,000 times better.
01:22:32No way.
01:22:34Free pass to Harvard?
01:22:35What a joke.
01:22:36Shut up.
01:22:36One psychotic boy toy is going to throw us all in jail.
01:22:41Let's move faster.
01:22:43This is ridiculous.
01:22:44Relax.
01:22:45Hey, they were trying to jump you yesterday.
01:22:47Take it in.
01:22:50If I'd never crashed into that billionaire world, I never would have led the cheating,
01:22:55and Harvard never would have seen me.
01:22:58So your biggest mistake is also your biggest victory?
01:23:03Mistakes don't fix themselves, Chris.
01:23:06People do.
01:23:08You, your mom, the professors, and me.
01:23:14We bent them until they fit.
01:23:17Yeah, we did.
01:23:28And when you're still wrong, or you lose your weight, you stay.
01:23:35Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:23:37Push and I'll be a dare for you.
01:23:42And I'll be a dare for you.
01:23:45Say, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
01:23:52yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
01:23:53yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
01:23:53yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
01:23:53yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
01:23:55yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
01:23:55You
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