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New obsession unlocked. My X-Ray Vision Sees Right Through You is ridiculously fun.
Eric gets dumped by his girlfriend who thinks he's a nobody. But he's secretly a luxury brand CEO with X-ray vision. He uses his powers to expose arrogant influencers and bullies at his school, all while winning the heart of the most popular girl.
Hidden identity, superpower revenge, and watching entitled people get humiliated. What more could you want?
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- The opening — Eric gets dumped, his ex thinks he's nobody
- The turning point — his X-ray vision kicks in
- The action — he starts exposing fake friends and bullies
- The romance — he wins over the most popular girl
- The finale — everyone who wronged him gets exposed
Joel Erdmann and Katie Rose are in this one. This is your sign if you love hidden identity stories with a superpower twist.
⭐GENRE:Romance, Drama, Comedy, Superpower, CEO
👫Cast:Joel Erdmann, Katie Rose
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✍Synopsis:
New obsession unlocked. My X-Ray Vision Sees Right Through You is ridiculously fun.
Eric gets dumped by his girlfriend who thinks he's a nobody. But he's secretly a luxury brand CEO with X-ray vision. He uses his powers to expose arrogant influencers and bullies at his school, all while winning the heart of the most popular girl.
Hidden identity, superpower revenge, and watching entitled people get humiliated. What more could you want?
🕐 don't miss these:
- The opening — Eric gets dumped, his ex thinks he's nobody
- The turning point — his X-ray vision kicks in
- The action — he starts exposing fake friends and bullies
- The romance — he wins over the most popular girl
- The finale — everyone who wronged him gets exposed
Joel Erdmann and Katie Rose are in this one. This is your sign if you love hidden identity stories with a superpower twist.
⭐GENRE:Romance, Drama, Comedy, Superpower, CEO
👫Cast:Joel Erdmann, Katie Rose
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00:00:04I think you've got the wrong guy.
00:00:06I have a girlfriend, and that watch is for her.
00:00:11Huh.
00:00:12I thought that I told you to have the fake boyfriend we hired standing here for me.
00:00:16I was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat.
00:00:27Oh, look, I am so sorry about all of this.
00:00:31Liv, wait!
00:00:32It's okay.
00:00:35You need more than a tonic.
00:00:37That's not a sore throat.
00:00:38You're going to die.
00:00:40What?
00:00:41Why would you say that to me?
00:00:43If you don't go to the nurse in ten minutes, you will die.
00:00:48Promise me you'll go see the nurse.
00:00:50Okay, look, first of all, I've got the world's best online doctors on speed dial.
00:00:56Why would I ever go see the school nurse?
00:00:59Just promise me you need to go get your throat checked.
00:01:05Go, now.
00:01:06Okay, fine.
00:01:14You're kind of weird.
00:01:16Go, now.
00:01:20Wouldn't hurt.
00:01:22Tell Dr. Skylar to cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here.
00:01:35Can I help you?
00:01:37I'm just picking up a gift from my girlfriend.
00:01:39That's sweet.
00:01:40But that watch is $500,000.
00:01:43It shouldn't be.
00:01:44The escapement is off by 0.5 millimeters, which will result in a plus three, minus three second time and
00:01:50accuracy.
00:01:51Please take it off the floor.
00:01:53Look, I don't have time for this.
00:01:55LVMX, the largest luxury brand empire in the world, just bought us.
00:02:00And their mysterious owner is coming here today.
00:02:03Yeah, so I heard.
00:02:15Surprise.
00:02:16Oh my God.
00:02:17Oh my God.
00:02:18Wow.
00:02:18I am so sorry, Mr. Dawson.
00:02:21I didn't realize it was you.
00:02:23Don't worry about it.
00:02:24I dressed down today.
00:02:35Oh, I can't see.
00:02:38Get down.
00:02:39Press the alarm.
00:02:45Everybody, get on the fucking ground now!
00:02:54Mr. Dawson needs us.
00:02:58Let's go, boys.
00:03:00You, grab the fucking bags and come with us.
00:03:04Yeah, I don't think so.
00:03:06Oh, we got a smart ass, huh?
00:03:08I'll give you ten seconds before I put a bullet in that smug face of yours.
00:03:11Can we make it five?
00:03:13What?
00:03:14Yeah, five seconds.
00:03:15That should be enough time.
00:03:17Five, four, three.
00:03:20You're dead, kid!
00:03:21Two, and enjoy prison.
00:03:26What the?
00:03:30Don't fucking move.
00:03:32Get the fuck back!
00:03:33Get back right now, or I'll shoot the kid.
00:03:37I'm warning you!
00:03:40Weak spot.
00:03:41Bad wrist.
00:03:42Hairline fracture that never healed.
00:04:04This one's perfect.
00:04:05I'll take it.
00:04:07I'd love to stay in Chad, but...
00:04:10My cock is here.
00:04:12And I'm gonna be late to my first day of class.
00:04:15Boss!
00:04:27You were born with supervision.
00:04:31I know.
00:04:32And with that power, you created LVMX,
00:04:35a company that owns nearly every luxury brand on the face of the earth.
00:04:38Is there a question in there somewhere?
00:04:40Maple Valley is a prestigious high school, best in the country.
00:04:43But it's still just that, a high school.
00:04:46You don't need this.
00:04:48But...
00:04:48I do need Katie.
00:04:54We've been dating long distance for forever now.
00:04:57And I'm gonna surprise her today,
00:04:58and finally reveal who I really am.
00:05:00She'll be shocked.
00:05:02Yeah.
00:05:02Especially when she finds out that I was able to use my connections
00:05:06to get her favorite social media idol,
00:05:08Liv Sparks,
00:05:09to transfer to this school.
00:05:12Oh.
00:05:15Mr. Dawson,
00:05:16maybe change into a uniform that hasn't been through an explosion?
00:05:19I can't!
00:05:20I miss Homeroom!
00:05:22Oh my God, I miss Sparks is coming!
00:05:24She's gotta be here.
00:05:25She's gotta be here.
00:05:25I wonder where Katie is.
00:05:27Oh my God!
00:05:31It's Liv Sparks!
00:05:40I can't believe she's at her school!
00:05:42She's one of the hottest influencers in the world!
00:05:46Katie will be thrilled when she needs her idol.
00:05:50Miss Sparks will not be taking selfies today.
00:05:56Hey you!
00:05:58Hey you!
00:05:58What's Sparks?
00:05:59I have a 4.0, I drive a Mercedes Gold Wing,
00:06:02and I also have 400 million followers across all my socials.
00:06:06Uh, I'm Eric.
00:06:09I have a 0.0, and I don't drive, although I'm pretty good at skateboarding.
00:06:14And I have no followers on any social media.
00:06:18Hey, well, you're not exactly what I was expecting, but I guess you're my new boyfriend now.
00:06:25What?
00:06:26Boyfriend?
00:06:28I'm sorry, I thought my messages were pretty clear.
00:06:30Having a boyfriend will be good for my image.
00:06:32I mean, we just need to be seen in public together a few times.
00:06:37You are the fake boyfriend that we hired, right?
00:06:40I think you've got the wrong guy.
00:06:41I have a girlfriend, and that watch is for her.
00:06:46Huh.
00:06:47I thought that I told you to have the fake boyfriend we hired standing here for me.
00:06:51I was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat.
00:07:02Oh, look, I am so sorry about all of this.
00:07:06Liv, wait!
00:07:07It's okay.
00:07:10You need more than a tonic.
00:07:12That's not a sore throat.
00:07:13You're going to die.
00:07:15What?
00:07:16Why would you say that to me?
00:07:18If you don't go to the nurse in 10 minutes, you will die.
00:07:23Promise me you'll go see the nurse.
00:07:25Okay, look.
00:07:26First of all, I've got the world's best online doctors on speed dial.
00:07:31Why would I ever go see the school nurse?
00:07:34Just promise me you need to go get your throat checked.
00:07:40Go.
00:07:41Now.
00:07:41Okay.
00:07:42Fine.
00:07:49You're kind of weird.
00:07:51Go.
00:07:52Now.
00:07:55Wouldn't it hurt?
00:07:57Tell Dr. Schuyler to cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here.
00:08:04Katie!
00:08:06Katie!
00:08:11Katie?
00:08:14Katie, what are you doing?
00:08:16Eric, what are you doing here?
00:08:19Eyes.
00:08:19I wanted to surprise you.
00:08:22Eric, you're like my summer fling.
00:08:24You can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about you.
00:08:27Wait.
00:08:28This is the poor townie boy you were swimming with?
00:08:31Jeez, buddy.
00:08:32Did you find that uniform in the dumpster?
00:08:34Who's this guy?
00:08:36This guy is Miles Pickett.
00:08:39I'm a big deal around here.
00:08:41I'm a big deal around here.
00:08:42Aw.
00:08:44This is sweet.
00:08:46Did you save up every last penny?
00:08:48Buying a cheap knockoff to impress your girlfriend Katie, huh?
00:08:52Meanwhile, I was in a party at my house this Saturday to welcome Liv Sparks to our school.
00:08:58How would you like to hang out with your idol?
00:09:00Ah!
00:09:00Really?
00:09:01Yeah.
00:09:08It's already been almost 10 minutes.
00:09:10I can't believe I let him freak me out enough to call you here.
00:09:13All right, Liv.
00:09:15Say ah.
00:09:16Ah.
00:09:18What?
00:09:20Hold on.
00:09:36Ow!
00:09:39Ow!
00:09:40Ow!
00:09:41Ow!
00:09:41Ow!
00:09:42Ow!
00:09:42Ow!
00:09:42Ow!
00:09:47You're lucky.
00:09:48One more minute and that would have killed you.
00:09:50he was right but how that's not a sore throat you're going to die I need to find
00:09:59that boy Katie is this who you really want miles got me a FaceTime with my
00:10:06idol Liv Sparks meanwhile you bought me a cheap knockoff watch she has no idea
00:10:15that I'm the one who got Liv to transfer here in the first place
00:10:19miles is legit you're just a poverty case you wouldn't know legit if it bit you in
00:10:25your plastic ass and this by the way not a knockoff this watch is worth more than
00:10:34your house you're hilarious buddy I almost want you to stick around so you can make
00:10:45me we're just not from the same world Derek you're right we're not I really
00:11:06thought I knew her
00:11:13there you are oh my god you were right thank you you how did you know there was a
00:11:20spider in my throat it's a little hard to explain but I have x-ray vision no really
00:11:29I was born with it really yeah really okay now what color is my bra a gentleman
00:11:43never looks sure you are so weird what happened with your girlfriend former
00:11:52girlfriend she broke up with me
00:12:00well helping the school loser hurt your reputation I am one of the most famous
00:12:05teenagers in the world I think I'll be fine
00:12:17did your girlfriend break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision
00:12:22big talk coming from somebody who has to pay for her boyfriends
00:12:27speaking of which I'll do it do what I'll be your trophy boyfriend you look like you could use the
00:12:35affection it looks like you could use the money pays 10,000 hour it's quite a bit
00:12:42under what I'm used to getting paid in total look they're hosting this welcome
00:12:53live party tonight for me they'll be our first appearance together and don't talk
00:12:59about all that x-ray vision stuff okay your brows red and quite scandalous for school don't be late
00:13:17beat it loser this party's for the school's elite not for nerds with Pokemon watches huh
00:13:29what a squid what a jerk hey that was a really cool watch tell you what do you want trade
00:13:41that that's a Rolex I like yours more thanks make sure to change the battery every six months though
00:13:52I didn't know you were so sweet
00:14:00wow
00:14:09oh I'm sorry I'm a bit underdressed my wardrobe's being sent over as soon as my private jet refuels
00:14:14sure look I heard that the head of LVMX is going to be here later
00:14:19yep that would be me so tonight has to be perfect that means that if anyone messes with me
00:14:26or my boyfriend I will personally use my fame money and power to destroy them on a molecular level
00:14:36my publicist is calling here is the invite and purse see you there
00:14:48oh my god Miles I can't believe you're the one throwing the welcome party for the live sparks
00:14:53of course you know she's such a big influencer
00:14:55this is so cool I mean I'm gonna pitch her my makeup line
00:14:59and if she promotes it I'd make millions
00:15:05what the hell is he doing here
00:15:08hey buddy
00:15:11this is an exclusive party so you got two options
00:15:14you better either get out or I'll kick you out
00:15:19he looks like a homeless that found one of our uniforms in the dumpster
00:15:24he looks like someone my dad would hire to pick up our dog's crap
00:15:30you're trespassing Eric
00:15:32no I'm not
00:15:33I'm Liv Sparks plus one
00:15:41wait wait wait wait
00:15:44the Liv Sparks invited you?
00:15:47yep
00:15:52Liv Sparks wouldn't allow this scambag even ten feet close to her
00:15:57he's probably a stalker
00:16:01you a stalker?
00:16:02bro?
00:16:03why would you go to her house and find this outfit huh?
00:16:06what else do you take?
00:16:07her clothes?
00:16:08her panties huh?
00:16:13you disgusting pervert!
00:16:16Eric you idiot
00:16:18what do you think Liv is gonna do when she finds out you're pretending to be her boyfriend?
00:16:22she will crush you
00:16:24in that case you probably don't want to piss her off by like
00:16:28I don't know insulting her date
00:16:31listen up everyone
00:16:34get this gooner freak out of here
00:16:36before Liv Sparks shows up
00:16:40make an example out of him alright?
00:16:46buddy you really don't want to do this I'm here with Liv
00:16:48she would never ever in a million years date a piece of human waste like you
00:16:53Liv wouldn't like you calling her boyfriend a human waste
00:16:56you're so delusional
00:16:59if I'm delusional
00:17:01then why do I have her purse?
00:17:05really? you have another fake purse and you expect us to believe that this is Liv's?
00:17:09that's not just pathetic
00:17:11it's psychotic
00:17:12be careful with that
00:17:14oh why?
00:17:15did you take up extra shifts at Mickey D's to be able to afford that huh?
00:17:20is Liv just gonna be so mad if I ruin her fake cheap knockoff?
00:17:25oh Katie don't mess it up everyone knows that Liv Sparks gets her purses at Walmart
00:17:30don't get it dirty huh?
00:17:32I have an idea we should wash it in the toilet
00:17:41you do realize what Liv will do to you if you ruin her purse right?
00:17:45that's not her purse you're not her boyfriend you're just some creepy poor pervert
00:17:53she's literally just outside you can go ask her
00:17:56I have a better idea this is what we think of you and your lies Eric
00:18:03wait Katie don't
00:18:08I tried
00:18:17where do you think you're going? white trash?
00:18:24I think it's time Liv Sparks sees the Maple Valley does when the lower class messes with her
00:18:30we put him in the toilet with the rest of the human waste
00:18:37last chance just let me go
00:18:40no
00:18:41I'm going to enjoy this
00:18:43no you really aren't
00:18:45oh shit
00:18:46and you'll see why in
00:18:48three
00:18:51two
00:18:54one
00:18:55what are you doing?
00:19:23can I help you?
00:19:25I'm just picking up a gift from my girlfriend
00:19:27I'm just picking up a gift from my girlfriend
00:19:27that's sweet
00:19:28but that watch is $500,000
00:19:31it shouldn't be
00:19:32the escapement is off by 0.5 millimeters which will result in a plus three minus three second time and
00:19:37accuracy
00:19:37please take it off the floor
00:19:39look I don't have time for this
00:19:41LVMX the largest luxury brand empire in the world just bought us
00:19:46and their mysterious owner is coming here today
00:19:48yeah
00:19:49so I heard
00:19:59surprise
00:20:00oh my god
00:20:01oh my god
00:20:02wow I am so sorry Mr. Dawson
00:20:05I didn't realize it was you
00:20:06don't worry about it
00:20:08I dressed down today
00:20:19oh I can't see
00:20:20get down
00:20:21rest of the line
00:20:27everybody get on the fucking ground now
00:20:35Mr. Dawson needs us
00:20:39let's go boys
00:20:41you
00:20:41grab the fucking bags and come with us
00:20:44yeah
00:20:45I don't think so
00:20:46oh we got a smart ass huh
00:20:47I'll give you ten seconds before I put a bullet in that smoked face of yours
00:20:51can we make it five?
00:20:52what?
00:20:53yeah five seconds
00:20:54that should be enough time
00:20:55five
00:20:57four
00:20:58three
00:20:58you're dead kid
00:21:00two
00:21:01and
00:21:03enjoy prison
00:21:04what the
00:21:08don't fucking move
00:21:09don't fucking move
00:21:10get the fuck back
00:21:10get back right now
00:21:12or I'll shoot the kid
00:21:14I'm warning you
00:21:17weak spot
00:21:18bad wrist
00:21:19hairline fracture that never healed
00:21:39this one's perfect
00:21:40I'll take it
00:21:41I'd love to stay in chat but
00:21:45my copier's here
00:21:47and I'm gonna be late to my first day of class
00:21:49BOSS
00:21:49BOSS
00:21:50BOSS
00:21:50BOSS
00:21:59you were born with supervision
00:22:04I know
00:22:04and with that power you created LBMX
00:22:07a company that owns nearly every luxury brand on the face of the earth
00:22:10is there a question in there somewhere?
00:22:12Maple Valley is a prestigious high school best in the country
00:22:15but it's still just that
00:22:16a high school
00:22:17you don't need this
00:22:18but
00:22:20I do need Katie
00:22:24we've been dating long distance for forever now
00:22:26and I'm gonna surprise her today
00:22:28and finally reveal who I really am
00:22:30she'll be shocked
00:22:31yeah
00:22:32especially when she finds out that I was able to use my connections
00:22:35to get her favorite social media idol, Liv Sparks
00:22:38to transfer to this school
00:22:43Mr. Dawson
00:22:44maybe change into a uniform that hasn't been through an explosion
00:22:47I can't
00:22:48I miss home room
00:22:49oh my god
00:22:50Liz Sparks is coming
00:22:51she's gotta be actually
00:22:52I wonder where Katie is
00:22:54oh my god
00:22:58it's Liz Sparks
00:23:06I can't believe she's at her school
00:23:07she's one of the hardest influencers in the world
00:23:12Katie will be thrilled when she needs her idol
00:23:15Miss Sparks will not be taking selfies today
00:23:21Hey you
00:23:22Liz Sparks
00:23:23I have a 4.0
00:23:24I drive a Mercedes Gullwing
00:23:26and I also have 400 million followers across all my socials
00:23:31I'm Eric
00:23:32I have a 0.0
00:23:34and I don't drive
00:23:35although I'm pretty good skateboarding
00:23:37and I have no followers on any social media
00:23:41Hey Will, you're not exactly what I was expecting
00:23:44but I guess you're my new boyfriend now
00:23:46What? Boyfriend?
00:23:49I'm sorry, I thought my messages were pretty clear
00:23:51having a boyfriend will be good for my image
00:23:53I mean we just need to be seen in public together a few times
00:23:58You are the fake boyfriend that we hired, right?
00:24:00I think you've got the wrong guy
00:24:02I have a girlfriend
00:24:02and that watch is for her
00:24:06Huh
00:24:07I thought that I told you to have the fake boyfriend we hired standing here for me
00:24:10I was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat
00:24:21Oh look, I am so sorry about all this
00:24:24Liv, wait!
00:24:25It's okay
00:24:28You need more than a tonic
00:24:30That's not a sore throat, you're going to die
00:24:32What? Why would you say that to me?
00:24:35If you don't go to the nurse in 10 minutes, you will die
00:24:40Promise me, you'll go see the nurse
00:24:42Okay, look, first of all
00:24:43I've got the world's best online doctors on speed dial
00:24:46Why would I ever go see this school nurse?
00:24:49Just promise me
00:24:51You need to go get your throat checked
00:24:55Go, now
00:24:56Okay, fine
00:25:03You're kind of weird
00:25:05Go, now
00:25:06No
00:25:09Wouldn't hurt
00:25:10Tell Dr. Schuyler to cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here
00:25:17Katie!
00:25:18Katie!
00:25:24Katie?
00:25:26Katie, what are you doing?
00:25:28Eric, what are you doing here?
00:25:30I wanted to surprise you
00:25:33Eric, you're like my summer fling
00:25:35You can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about you
00:25:38Wait, this is the poor townie boy you were slummin' with?
00:25:41Geez buddy, did you find that uniform in the dumpster?
00:25:44Who's this guy?
00:25:46This guy is Myles Pickett
00:25:49I'm a big deal around here, bro
00:25:52Aww
00:25:54This is sweet
00:25:55Did you save up every last penny?
00:25:57Buying a cheap knockoff to impress your girlfriend Katie, huh?
00:26:00Meanwhile, we're hosting a party at my house this Saturday to welcome Liv Sparks to our school
00:26:06How would you like to hang out with your item?
00:26:08Ah! Really?
00:26:08Yeah
00:26:15It's already been almost 10 minutes
00:26:17I can't believe I let him freak me out enough to call you here
00:26:20Alright Liv, say ah
00:26:22Ah
00:26:25What the?
00:26:26Hold on
00:26:45Oh my god!
00:26:50You're lucky, one more minute and that would've killed you
00:26:53He was right, but how?
00:26:57That's not a sore throat, you're going to die
00:27:00I need to find that boy
00:27:03Katie
00:27:05Is this who you really want?
00:27:07Miles got me a FaceTime with my idol, Liv Sparks
00:27:10Meanwhile, you bought me a cheap knockoff watch
00:27:15She has no idea that I'm the one who got Liv to transfer here in the first place
00:27:19Miles is legit
00:27:21You're just a poverty case
00:27:23You wouldn't know legit if it bit you in your plastic ass
00:27:30And this by the way, not a knockoff
00:27:32This watch is worth more than your house
00:27:39You're hilarious buddy
00:27:40I almost want you to stick around so you can make me laugh more
00:27:51We're just not from the same world, Eric
00:27:57You're right
00:27:59We're not
00:28:02I really thought I knew her
00:28:09There you are
00:28:12Oh my god, you were right
00:28:13Thank you
00:28:14How did you know there was a spider in my throat?
00:28:17It's a little hard to explain, but
00:28:19I have x-ray vision
00:28:23No, really
00:28:24I was born with it
00:28:26Really?
00:28:27Yeah, really
00:28:28Okay
00:28:30Then what color is my bra?
00:28:35A gentleman never looks
00:28:37Sure
00:28:38You are so weird
00:28:41What happened with your girlfriend?
00:28:43Former
00:28:44Girlfriend
00:28:44She broke up with me
00:28:51Won't helping the school loser hurt your reputation?
00:28:54I am one of the most famous teenagers in the world
00:28:57I think I'll be fine
00:29:07Did your girlfriend break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision?
00:29:11Yes
00:29:12Big talk coming from somebody who has to pay for her boyfriends
00:29:14Oh, hey
00:29:17Speaking of which
00:29:18I'll do it
00:29:19Do what?
00:29:20I'll be your trophy boyfriend
00:29:22You look like you could use the affection
00:29:24And it looks like you could use the money
00:29:27Pays ten thousand
00:29:27An hour?
00:29:29That's quite a bit under what I'm used to getting paid
00:29:32But
00:29:32In total
00:29:35Look
00:29:38They're hosting this welcome live party tonight for me
00:29:41It'll be our first appearance together
00:29:44And don't talk about all that x-ray vision stuff
00:29:47Okay?
00:29:51Your bra's red
00:29:53And quite scandalous for school
00:29:57Don't be late
00:30:02Beat it loser!
00:30:03This party's for the school's elite
00:30:04Not for nerds with
00:30:06Pokemon watches, huh?
00:30:12What a squid
00:30:15What a jerk
00:30:18Hey, that was a really cool watch
00:30:20Tell you what
00:30:21Do you want to trade?
00:30:24That's a Rolex
00:30:25I like yours more
00:30:27Thanks
00:30:28Make sure to change the battery every six months though
00:30:34I didn't know you were so sweet
00:30:41Wow
00:30:49Oh, I'm sorry I'm a bit underdressed
00:30:51My wardrobe's being sent over as soon as my private jet refuels
00:30:54Sure
00:30:55Look, I heard that the head of LVMX is gonna be here later
00:30:58Yup, that would be me
00:30:59So tonight has to be perfect
00:31:01That means that if anyone messes with me
00:31:04Or my boyfriend
00:31:06I will personally use my fame, money, and power to destroy them on a molecular level
00:31:14My publicist is calling
00:31:15Here is the invite
00:31:16And purse
00:31:18See there?
00:31:19Yes
00:31:25Oh my god, Miles
00:31:26I can't believe you're the one throwing the welcome party for B-Libs Clarks
00:31:29Of course, you know, she's such a big influencer
00:31:31This is so cool
00:31:32I mean, I'm gonna pitch her my makeup line
00:31:34And if she promotes it, I'd make millions
00:31:40What the hell is he doing here?
00:31:42Hey buddy
00:31:45This is an exclusive party
00:31:46So you got two options
00:31:48You better either get out
00:31:50Or I'll kick you out
00:31:52He looks like a homeless that found one of our uniforms in a dumpster
00:31:57He looks like someone my dad would hire to pick up our dog's crap
00:32:03You're trespassing, Eric?
00:32:04No, I'm not
00:32:05I'm LVSparks plus one
00:32:12Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
00:32:15The LVSparks invited you?
00:32:18Yep
00:32:23LVSparks wouldn't allow this scam back even ten feet close to her
00:32:27He's probably a stalker
00:32:31You a stalker?
00:32:32Bro?
00:32:33Why would you go to her house and find this outfit, huh?
00:32:35What else do you take?
00:32:36Her clothes?
00:32:38Her panties, huh?
00:32:42You disgusted barber
00:32:45Eric, you idiot
00:32:46What do you think Liv is gonna do when she finds out you're pretending to be her boyfriend?
00:32:50She will crush you
00:32:52In that case, you probably don't want to piss her off by like, I don't know, insulting her date
00:32:58Listen up!
00:32:59Everyone!
00:33:00Get this gooner freak out of here before LivSparks shows up!
00:33:07Make an example out of him, alright?
00:33:11Buddy, you really don't want to do this, I'm here with Liv
00:33:14She would never, ever, in a million years date a piece of human waste like you
00:33:18Liv wouldn't like you calling her boyfriend a human waste
00:33:21You're so delusional
00:33:23If I'm delusional, then why do I have her purse?
00:33:29Really? You have another fake purse and you expect us to believe that this is Liv's?
00:33:33That's not just pathetic, it's psychotic
00:33:35Be careful with that
00:33:37Oh, why? Did you take up extra shifts at Mickey D's to be able to afford that, huh?
00:33:43Is Liv just gonna be so mad if I ruin her fake cheap knockoff?
00:33:47Oh, Katie, don't mess it up
00:33:49Everyone knows that Liv Sparks gets her purses at Walmart
00:33:52Don't get it dirty, huh?
00:33:54I have an idea, we should wash it
00:33:56In the toilet
00:34:02You do realize what Liv will do to you if you ruin her purse, right?
00:34:05That's not her purse, you're not her boyfriend
00:34:07You're just some creepy, poor, pervert
00:34:13She's literally just outside, you can go ask her
00:34:15I have a better idea
00:34:17This is what we think of you and your lies, Eric
00:34:22Wait, Katie, don't
00:34:29I tried
00:34:35Where do you think you're going?
00:34:36White trash?
00:34:41I think it's time Liv Sparks sees
00:34:43The Maple Valley does when the lower class messes with her
00:34:46We put them in the toilet with the rest of the human waste
00:34:53Last chance, just let me go
00:34:55No, I'm going to enjoy this
00:34:58No, you really aren't
00:35:00Oh, shit
00:35:01And you'll see why in
00:35:02Three
00:35:05Two
00:35:08One
00:35:10What are you doing?
00:35:38Can I help you?
00:35:40I'm just picking up a gift from my girlfriend.
00:35:43That's sweet.
00:35:44But that watch is $500,000.
00:35:47It shouldn't be.
00:35:49The escapement is off by 0.5 millimeters,
00:35:51which will result in A plus 3 minus 3 second time inaccuracy.
00:35:56Please take it off the floor.
00:35:58Look, I don't have time for this.
00:36:01LVMX, the largest luxury brand empire in the world, just bought us.
00:36:06And their mysterious owner is coming here today.
00:36:09Yeah, so I heard.
00:36:22Surprise.
00:36:24Oh my god.
00:36:25Oh my god.
00:36:26Wow, I am so sorry, Mr. Dawson.
00:36:29I didn't realize it was you.
00:36:31Don't worry about it.
00:36:33I dressed down today.
00:36:45Oh, I can't see.
00:36:48Get down.
00:36:49Press the alarm.
00:36:56Everybody get on the fuck ground now!
00:37:06Mr. Dawson needs us.
00:37:10Let's go, boys.
00:37:13You, grab the fucking bags and come with us.
00:37:17Yeah, I don't think so.
00:37:19Oh, we got a smart ass, huh?
00:37:21I'll give you 10 seconds before I put a bullet in that smug face of yours.
00:37:25Can we make it five?
00:37:27What?
00:37:28Yeah, five seconds.
00:37:30That should be enough time.
00:37:31Five.
00:37:32Four.
00:37:34Three.
00:37:35You're dead, kid!
00:37:36Two.
00:37:39And...
00:37:39Enjoy prison.
00:37:42What the?
00:37:46Don't fucking move.
00:37:48Get the fuck back!
00:37:49Get back right now, or I'll shoot the kid!
00:37:54I'm warning you!
00:37:58Weak spot.
00:37:59Bad wrist.
00:37:59Hairline fracture that never healed.
00:38:05Oh!
00:38:24This one's perfect.
00:38:25I'll take it.
00:38:27I'd love to stay in Chad, but...
00:38:31My doctor's here.
00:38:33And I'm gonna be late to my first day of class.
00:38:36Boom!
00:38:49You were born with supervision.
00:38:54I know.
00:38:55And with that power, you created LVMX, a company that owns nearly every luxury brand on the face of the
00:39:02earth.
00:39:02Is there a question in there somewhere?
00:39:03Maple Valley is a prestigious high school, best in the country, but it's still just that.
00:39:09A high school.
00:39:10You don't need this.
00:39:13But...
00:39:13I do need Katie.
00:39:19We've been dating long distance for forever now, and I'm gonna surprise her today, and finally reveal who I really
00:39:26am.
00:39:26She'll be shocked.
00:39:28Yeah.
00:39:29Especially when she finds out that I was able to use my connections to get her favorite social media idol,
00:39:35Liv Sparks, to transfer to this school.
00:39:43Mr. Dawson, maybe change into a uniform that hasn't been through an explosion?
00:39:47I can't!
00:39:49I miss Homeroom!
00:39:50Oh my God, Liv Sparks is coming!
00:39:52She's gotta be active.
00:39:54I wonder where Katie is.
00:39:56Oh my God!
00:40:00It's Liv Sparks!
00:40:10I can't believe she's at her school!
00:40:13She's one of the hottest influencers in the world!
00:40:18Katie will be thrilled when she meets her idol.
00:40:21Miss Sparks will not be taking selfies today.
00:40:28Hey, you.
00:40:30Miss Sparks.
00:40:31I have a 4.0.
00:40:33I drive a Mercedes Gullwing, and I also have 400 million followers across all my socials.
00:40:39Uh, I'm...
00:40:41Eric.
00:40:43I have a 0.0, and I don't drive, although I'm pretty good at skateboarding.
00:40:49And I have no followers on any social media.
00:40:53Hey, well, you're not exactly what I was expecting, but I guess you're my new boyfriend, though.
00:41:00What?
00:41:02Boyfriend?
00:41:03I'm sorry, I thought my messages were pretty clear.
00:41:06Having a boyfriend will be good for my image.
00:41:09I mean, we just need to be seen in public together a few times.
00:41:14You are the fake boyfriend that we hired, right?
00:41:17I think you've got the wrong guy.
00:41:18I have a girlfriend, and that watch is for her.
00:41:23Huh.
00:41:25I thought that I told you to have the fake boyfriend we hired standing here for me.
00:41:29I was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat.
00:41:42Oh, look, I am so sorry about all of this.
00:41:46Liv, wait!
00:41:47It's okay.
00:41:51You need more than a tonic.
00:41:53That's not a sore throat.
00:41:54You're going to die.
00:41:56What?
00:41:57Why would you say that to me?
00:41:59If you don't go to the nurse in ten minutes, you will die.
00:42:05Promise me you'll go see the nurse.
00:42:08Okay, look, first of all, I've got the world's best online doctors on speed dial.
00:42:13Why would I ever go see the school nurse?
00:42:17Just promise me you need to go get your throat checked.
00:42:24Go, now.
00:42:25Okay, fine.
00:42:34You're kind of weird.
00:42:36Go, now.
00:42:41Wouldn't it hurt?
00:42:42Tell Dr. Skyler to cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here.
00:42:51Katie!
00:42:52Katie!
00:42:53Katie!
00:43:02Katie, what are you doing?
00:43:04Eric, what are you doing here?
00:43:07I wanted to surprise you.
00:43:11Eric, you're like my summer fling.
00:43:13You can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about you.
00:43:16Wait, this is the poor townie boy you were slamming with?
00:43:20Geez, buddy, did you find that uniform in the dumpster?
00:43:24Who's this guy?
00:43:26This guy is Miles Pickett.
00:43:29I'm a big deal around here, bro.
00:43:33Oh, this is sweet.
00:43:37Did you save up every last penny?
00:43:39Buying a cheap knockoff to impress your girlfriend Katie, huh?
00:43:44Meanwhile, hosting a party at my house this Saturday to welcome Liv Sparks to our school.
00:43:50How would you like to hang out with your item?
00:43:52Oh, really?
00:43:53Yeah.
00:44:02It's already been almost 10 minutes.
00:44:04I can't believe I let him freak me out enough to call you here.
00:44:08All right, Liv.
00:44:09Say ah.
00:44:10Ah.
00:44:13What?
00:44:15Hold on.
00:44:17Hold on.
00:44:38Oh, my God!
00:44:44You're lucky.
00:44:46One more minute and that would have killed you.
00:44:49He was right.
00:44:50But how?
00:44:52That's not a sore throat.
00:44:54You're going to die.
00:44:55Shh.
00:44:57I need to find that boy.
00:45:00Katie.
00:45:02Is this who you really want?
00:45:05Miles got me a FaceTime with my idol, Liv Sparks.
00:45:09Meanwhile, you bought me a cheap knockoff watch.
00:45:15She has no idea that I'm the one who got Liv to transfer here in the first place.
00:45:20Miles is the chit.
00:45:22You're just a poverty case.
00:45:24You wouldn't know legit if it bit you in your plastic ass.
00:45:33And this, by the way, not a knockoff.
00:45:36This watch is worth more than your house.
00:45:44You're hilarious, buddy.
00:45:46I almost want you to stick around so you can make me laugh more.
00:45:58We're just not from the same world, Eric.
00:46:07You're right.
00:46:08We're not.
00:46:12I really thought I knew her.
00:46:21There you are.
00:46:24Oh my god, you were right.
00:46:27How did you know that there was a spider in my throat?
00:46:30It's a little hard to explain, but I have x-ray vision.
00:46:37No, really.
00:46:39I was born with it.
00:46:41Really?
00:46:42Yeah.
00:46:43Really.
00:46:44Okay.
00:46:46Then what color is my bra?
00:46:52A gentleman never looks.
00:46:55Sure.
00:46:56You are so weird.
00:46:59What happened with your girlfriend?
00:47:02Former girlfriend.
00:47:04She broke up with me.
00:47:12Won't helping the school loser hurt your reputation?
00:47:16I am one of the most famous teenagers in the world.
00:47:19I think I'll be fine.
00:47:32Did your girlfriend break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision?
00:47:37Big talk coming from somebody who has to pay for her boyfriends.
00:47:41Hey.
00:47:43Speaking of which, I'll do it.
00:47:46Do what?
00:47:47I'll be your trophy boyfriend.
00:47:50You look like you could use the affection.
00:47:53It looks like you could use the money.
00:47:56Pays ten thousand.
00:47:57An hour?
00:47:58That's quite a bit under what I'm used to getting paid.
00:48:02In total.
00:48:06Look.
00:48:09They're hosting this welcome live party tonight for me.
00:48:13It'll be our first appearance together.
00:48:16And don't talk about all that.
00:48:19X-ray vision stuff.
00:48:21Okay?
00:48:25Your brow's red.
00:48:28And quite scandalous for school.
00:48:33Don't be late.
00:48:39Beat it, loser.
00:48:40This party's for the school's elite.
00:48:42Not for nerds with Pokemon watches, huh?
00:48:51What a squid.
00:48:54What a jerk.
00:48:58Hey, that was a really cool watch.
00:49:01Tell you what.
00:49:03Do you want to trade?
00:49:05That's a Rolex.
00:49:07I like yours more.
00:49:09Thanks.
00:49:10Make sure to change the battery every six months, though.
00:49:17I didn't know you were so sweet.
00:49:36I'm sorry I'm a bit underdressed.
00:49:47Oh, I'm sorry I'm a bit underdressed.
00:49:49So tonight has to be perfect.
00:49:52That means that if anyone messes with me, or my boyfriend,
00:49:57I will personally use my fame, money, and power to destroy them on a molecular level.
00:50:07My publicist is calling.
00:50:08Here is the invite and purse.
00:50:12See you there.
00:50:20Oh my god, Miles.
00:50:22I can't believe you're the one throwing the welcome party for the Liv Sparks.
00:50:25Of course.
00:50:26You know, she's such a big influencer.
00:50:28This is so cool.
00:50:29I mean, I'm going to picture my makeup line, and if she promotes it, I'd make millions.
00:50:38What the hell is he doing here?
00:50:41Hey, buddy.
00:50:45This is an exclusive party, so you've got two options.
00:50:49You better either get out, or I'll kick you out.
00:50:54He looks like a homeless that found one of our uniforms in the dumpster.
00:50:59He looks like someone my dad would hire to pick up our dog's crap.
00:51:06You're trespassing, Eric?
00:51:08No, I'm not.
00:51:10I'm Liv Sparks plus one.
00:51:18Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:51:20Wait, wait.
00:51:22The Liv Sparks invited you?
00:51:25Yep.
00:51:31Liv Sparks wouldn't allow this scambag even ten feet close to her.
00:51:37He's probably a stalker.
00:51:41You're a stalker?
00:51:42Bro?
00:51:43Why don't you go to her house and find this outfit, huh?
00:51:46What else do you take?
00:51:47Her clothes?
00:51:49Her panties, huh?
00:51:54You disgusted barbers!
00:51:58Eric, you idiot.
00:52:00What do you think Liv is going to do when she finds out you're pretending to be her boyfriend?
00:52:04She will crush you!
00:52:05In that case, you probably don't want to piss her off by, like, I don't know, insulting her date?
00:52:14Listen up!
00:52:15Everyone!
00:52:17Get this gooner freak out of here before Liv Sparks shows up!
00:52:24Make an example out of him, alright?
00:52:30Buddy, you really don't want to do this.
00:52:32I'm here with Liv.
00:52:33She would never, ever, in a million years date a piece of human waste like you.
00:52:38Liv wouldn't like you calling her boyfriend human waste.
00:52:42You're so delusional.
00:52:45If I'm delusional, then why do I have her purse?
00:52:52Really?
00:52:53You have another fake purse and you expect us to believe that this is Liv's?
00:52:56That's not just pathetic, it's psychotic.
00:53:00Be careful with that.
00:53:01Oh, why?
00:53:02Did you, uh, take up extra shifts at Mickey D's to, uh, be able to afford that, huh?
00:53:09Is Liv just going to be so mad if I ruin her fake cheap knockoff?
00:53:14Oh, Katie, don't mess it up.
00:53:16Everyone knows that Liv Sparks gets her purses at Walmart.
00:53:20Don't get it dirty, huh?
00:53:22I have an idea.
00:53:23We should wash it.
00:53:25In the toilet.
00:53:32You do realize what Liv will do to you if you ruin her purse, right?
00:53:36That's not her purse.
00:53:37You're not her boyfriend.
00:53:39You're just some creepy, poor pervert.
00:53:45She's literally just outside.
00:53:47You can go ask her.
00:53:48I have a better idea.
00:53:51This is what we think of you and your lies, Eric.
00:53:56Wait, Katie, don't...
00:54:05I tried.
00:54:12Where do you think you're going, white trash?
00:54:19I think it's time Liv Sparks sees the Maple Valley does when the lower class messes with her.
00:54:26We put them in the toilet with the rest of the human waste.
00:54:34Last chance.
00:54:36Just let me go.
00:54:37I'm going to go.
00:54:39I'm going to enjoy this.
00:54:41No, you really aren't.
00:54:43Oh, shit.
00:54:44And you'll see why in...
00:54:47Three...
00:54:50Two...
00:54:54One...
00:54:55What are you doing?
00:55:23Can I help you?
00:55:25I'm just picking up a gift from my girlfriend.
00:55:28That's sweet.
00:55:29But that watch is $500,000.
00:55:32It shouldn't be.
00:55:33The escapement is off by 0.5 millimeters, which will result in A plus three, minus three second time and
00:55:38accuracy.
00:55:39Please take it off the floor.
00:55:40Look, I don't have time for this.
00:55:43LVMX, the largest luxury brand empire in the world, just bought us.
00:55:47And their mysterious owner is coming here today.
00:55:50Yeah, so I heard.
00:56:02Surprise.
00:56:03Oh, my God.
00:56:04Oh, my God.
00:56:04Wow.
00:56:05I am so sorry, Mr. Dawson.
00:56:07I didn't realize it was you.
00:56:09Don't worry about it.
00:56:10I dressed down today.
00:56:21Oh, I can't see.
00:56:24Get down.
00:56:25Press the line.
00:56:30Everybody, get on the fucking ground now!
00:56:39Mr. Dawson needs us.
00:56:43Let's go, boys.
00:56:45You, grab the fucking bags and come with us.
00:56:48Yeah, I don't think so.
00:56:50Oh, we got a smart ass, huh?
00:56:52I'll give you ten seconds before I put a bullet in that smug face of yours.
00:56:55Can we make it five?
00:56:57What?
00:56:58Yeah, five seconds.
00:56:59That should be enough time.
00:57:00Five.
00:57:01Four.
00:57:03Three.
00:57:04You're dead, kid!
00:57:05Two.
00:57:07And...
00:57:08Enjoy prison.
00:57:10What the...
00:57:14Don't fucking move.
00:57:15Get the fuck back!
00:57:16Get back right now, or I'll shoot the kid!
00:57:20I'm warning you!
00:57:23Weak spot.
00:57:24Bad wrist.
00:57:25Hairline fracture that never healed.
00:57:45This one's perfect.
00:57:47I'll take it.
00:57:48I'd love to stay and chat, but...
00:57:52My copter's here.
00:57:53And I'm gonna be late to my first day of class.
00:57:56Boss!
00:58:07You were born with supervision.
00:58:12I know.
00:58:13And with that power, you created LVMX,
00:58:15a company that owns nearly every luxury brand on the face of the earth.
00:58:18Is there a question in there somewhere?
00:58:20Maple Valley is a prestigious high school, best in the country,
00:58:23but it's still just that.
00:58:24A high school.
00:58:25You don't need this.
00:58:28But...
00:58:28I do need Katie.
00:58:33We've been dating long distance for forever now,
00:58:35and I'm gonna surprise her today,
00:58:37and finally reveal who I really am.
00:58:39She'll be shocked.
00:58:40Yeah, especially when she finds out that I was able to use my connections
00:58:45to get her favorite social media idol, Liv Sparks,
00:58:48to transfer to the school.
00:58:53Mr. Dawson,
00:58:54maybe change into a uniform that hasn't been through an explosion?
00:58:57I can't!
00:58:58I miss homeroom!
00:59:00Oh my God, Liv Sparks is coming!
00:59:01She's gotta be out.
00:59:02I wonder where Katie is.
00:59:04Oh my God!
00:59:08It's Liv Sparks!
00:59:17I can't believe she's at her school!
00:59:19She's one of the hottest influencers in the world!
00:59:23Katie will be thrilled when she meets her idol.
00:59:26Miss Sparks will not be taking selfies today.
00:59:32Hey, you.
00:59:34Miss Sparks.
00:59:35I have a 4.0.
00:59:36I drive a Mercedes Gold Wing,
00:59:38and I also have 400 million followers across all my socials.
00:59:42Uh, I'm...
00:59:43Eric.
00:59:45I have a 0.0,
00:59:46and I don't drive,
00:59:48although I'm pretty good at skateboarding,
00:59:50and I have no followers on any social media.
00:59:54Okay, well,
00:59:55you're not exactly what I was expecting,
00:59:57but I guess you're my new boyfriend now.
01:00:00What?
01:00:01Boyfriend?
01:00:02I'm sorry.
01:00:03I thought my messages were pretty clear.
01:00:05Having a boyfriend will be good for my image.
01:00:07I mean,
01:00:07we just need to be seen in public together a few times.
01:00:11You are the fake boyfriend that we hired, right?
01:00:14I think you've got the wrong guy.
01:00:15I have a girlfriend,
01:00:16and that watch is for her.
01:00:20Huh.
01:00:21I thought that I told you to have the fake boyfriend
01:00:23we hired standing here for me.
01:00:25I was too busy making this tonic
01:00:27for your horrible sore throat.
01:00:35Oh, look.
01:00:36I am so sorry about all of this.
01:00:39Liv, wait!
01:00:40It's okay.
01:00:43You need more than a tonic.
01:00:45That's not a sore throat.
01:00:46You're going to die.
01:00:47What?
01:00:49Why would you say that to me?
01:00:50If you don't go to the nurse in 10 minutes,
01:00:52you will die.
01:00:55Promise me you'll go see the nurse.
01:00:57Okay, look.
01:00:58First of all,
01:00:59I've got the world's best online doctors on speed dial.
01:01:02Why would I ever go see the school nurse?
01:01:06Just promise me
01:01:07you need to go get your throat checked.
01:01:11Go, now.
01:01:13Okay, fine.
01:01:20You're kind of weird.
01:01:21Go, now.
01:01:26Wouldn't hurt.
01:01:27Tell Dr. Skyler to cancel whatever she's doing
01:01:29and meet me here.
01:01:34Katie!
01:01:35Katie!
01:01:44Katie, what are you doing?
01:01:46Eric, what are you doing here?
01:01:49I wanted to surprise you.
01:01:51Eric, you're like my summer fling.
01:01:53You can't actually expect a girl like me
01:01:55to be serious about you.
01:01:56Wait, this is the poor townie boy
01:01:58you were swimming with?
01:02:00Jeez, buddy.
01:02:01Did you find that uniform in the dumpster?
01:02:03Who's this guy?
01:02:05This guy
01:02:06is Miles Pickett.
01:02:08I'm a big deal around here, bro.
01:02:11Oh!
01:02:13This is sweet.
01:02:14Did you save up every last penny
01:02:16buying a cheap knockoff
01:02:17to impress your girlfriend Katie, huh?
01:02:20Meanwhile,
01:02:21hosting a party at my house
01:02:22this Saturday
01:02:23to welcome Liv Sparks
01:02:24to our school.
01:02:25How would you like to hang out
01:02:27with your item?
01:02:27Ah!
01:02:28Really?
01:02:28Yeah.
01:02:35It's already been
01:02:36almost 10 minutes.
01:02:37I can't believe I let him
01:02:38freak me out enough
01:02:39to call you here.
01:02:40All right, Liv.
01:02:41Say ah.
01:02:43Ah.
01:02:45What?
01:02:46Hold on.
01:03:06Oh, my God!
01:03:12You're lucky.
01:03:13One more minute
01:03:14and that would have killed you.
01:03:15He was right.
01:03:17But how?
01:03:19That's not a sore throat.
01:03:20You're going to die.
01:03:21Shh.
01:03:22I need to find that boy.
01:03:25Katie.
01:03:27Is this who you really want?
01:03:29Miles got me a FaceTime
01:03:30with my idol,
01:03:31Liv Sparks.
01:03:32Meanwhile,
01:03:33you bought me
01:03:34a cheap knockoff watch.
01:03:38She has no idea
01:03:39that I'm the one
01:03:40who got Liv
01:03:41to transfer here
01:03:41in the first place.
01:03:43Miles is legit.
01:03:44You're just a poverty case.
01:03:46You wouldn't know legit
01:03:47if it bit you
01:03:48in your plastic ass.
01:03:53And this, by the way,
01:03:55not a knockoff.
01:03:56This watch is worth
01:03:57more than your house.
01:04:03You're hilarious, buddy.
01:04:05I almost want you
01:04:06to stick around
01:04:07so you can make me
01:04:08laugh more.
01:04:15We're just not
01:04:16from the same world,
01:04:17Derek.
01:04:22You're right.
01:04:23We're not.
01:04:27I really thought
01:04:28I knew her.
01:04:34There you are.
01:04:37Oh my God,
01:04:38you were right.
01:04:40How did you know
01:04:40that there was a spider
01:04:41in my throat?
01:04:42It's a little hard
01:04:44to explain,
01:04:44but I have x-ray vision.
01:04:49No, really.
01:04:50I was born with it.
01:04:52Really?
01:04:53Yeah, really.
01:04:55Okay.
01:04:56Then what color
01:04:57is my bra?
01:05:01A gentleman
01:05:02never looks.
01:05:04Sure.
01:05:05You are so weird.
01:05:08What happened
01:05:08with your girlfriend?
01:05:10Former girlfriend.
01:05:12She broke up with me.
01:05:19Won't helping
01:05:20the school loser
01:05:20hurt your reputation?
01:05:22I am one of the most
01:05:23famous teenagers
01:05:24in the world.
01:05:24I think I'll be fine.
01:05:36Did your girlfriend
01:05:36break up with you
01:05:37because you told her
01:05:38you have x-ray vision?
01:05:40Big talk coming
01:05:41from somebody
01:05:41who has to pay
01:05:42for her boyfriends.
01:05:43Hey!
01:05:45Speaking of which,
01:05:47I'll do it.
01:05:48Do what?
01:05:49I'll be your trophy boyfriend.
01:05:51You look like
01:05:51you could use the affection.
01:05:53It looks like
01:05:54you could use the money.
01:05:56Pays $10,000.
01:05:57An hour?
01:05:58That's quite a bit
01:05:59under what I'm used
01:06:00to getting paid.
01:06:01In total!
01:06:05Look.
01:06:07They're hosting this
01:06:08welcome live party
01:06:10tonight for me.
01:06:11They'll be our first
01:06:11appearance together.
01:06:13And don't talk about
01:06:15all that
01:06:15x-ray vision stuff.
01:06:17Okay?
01:06:21Your brow's red.
01:06:23And quite
01:06:25scandalous for school.
01:06:28Don't be late.
01:06:32Beat it, loser!
01:06:34This party's for
01:06:34the school's elite.
01:06:35Not for nerds with
01:06:37Pokemon watches, huh?
01:06:44What a squid.
01:06:46What a jerk.
01:06:49Hey,
01:06:50that was a really
01:06:51cool watch.
01:06:52Tell you what,
01:06:53you want to trade?
01:06:55That's a Rolex.
01:06:57I like yours more.
01:06:59Thanks.
01:07:00Make sure to change
01:07:01the battery every
01:07:01six months, though.
01:07:06I didn't know
01:07:07you were so sweet.
01:07:13Wow.
01:07:22Oh, I'm sorry
01:07:23I'm a bit underdressed.
01:07:24My wardrobe's
01:07:25being sent over
01:07:25as soon as my
01:07:26private jet refuels.
01:07:27Sure.
01:07:28Look, I heard
01:07:29that the head of LVMX
01:07:30is going to be here later.
01:07:31Yeah.
01:07:32That would be me.
01:07:33So tonight
01:07:34has to be perfect.
01:07:35That means that
01:07:36if anyone messes
01:07:37with me
01:07:38or my boyfriend,
01:07:40I will
01:07:41personally
01:07:41use my fame,
01:07:43money, and power
01:07:44to destroy them
01:07:44on a molecular level.
01:07:48My publicist
01:07:49is calling.
01:07:49Here is the invite
01:07:51and purse.
01:07:52See there?
01:07:59Oh my God, Miles.
01:08:01I can't believe
01:08:01you're the one
01:08:02throwing the walk-in party
01:08:03for the Liv Sparks.
01:08:04Of course.
01:08:04You know,
01:08:05she's such a big influencer.
01:08:06This is so cool.
01:08:07I mean,
01:08:08I'm going to pitch her
01:08:08my makeup line
01:08:09and if she promotes it,
01:08:11I'd make millions.
01:08:15What the hell
01:08:16is he doing here?
01:08:18Hey, buddy.
01:08:21This is an exclusive party.
01:08:22So you got two options.
01:08:24You better either
01:08:25get out
01:08:26or I'll
01:08:27kick you out.
01:08:29He looks like
01:08:30a homeless
01:08:30that found
01:08:31one of our uniforms
01:08:31in a dumpster.
01:08:33He looks like
01:08:34someone my dad
01:08:35would hire
01:08:35to pick up
01:08:36our dog's crab.
01:08:39You're trespassing,
01:08:40Eric?
01:08:41No,
01:08:41I'm not.
01:08:42I'm Liv Sparks
01:08:43plus one.
01:08:52The Liv Sparks
01:08:53invited you?
01:08:55Yep.
01:09:00Liv Sparks
01:09:01wouldn't allow
01:09:02this comeback
01:09:03even ten feet
01:09:04close to her.
01:09:05He's probably
01:09:06a stalker.
01:09:08You a stalker?
01:09:10Bro?
01:09:11How would you
01:09:11go to her house
01:09:12and find this outfit,
01:09:13huh?
01:09:13What else do you take?
01:09:14Her clothes?
01:09:15Her panties, huh?
01:09:20You disgusting
01:09:21barber!
01:09:23Eric,
01:09:24you idiot.
01:09:25What do you think
01:09:26Liv is going to do
01:09:26when she finds out
01:09:27you're pretending
01:09:27to be her boyfriend?
01:09:28She will crush you.
01:09:30In that case,
01:09:32you probably
01:09:33don't want to
01:09:33piss her off
01:09:33by like,
01:09:34I don't know,
01:09:35insulting her date?
01:09:37Listen up!
01:09:38Everyone!
01:09:40Get this
01:09:40gooner freak
01:09:41out of here
01:09:42before Liv Sparks
01:09:43shows up!
01:09:46Make an example
01:09:47out of him,
01:09:48alright?
01:09:51Buddy,
01:09:52you really don't
01:09:52want to do this.
01:09:53I'm here with Liv.
01:09:53She would never,
01:09:55ever,
01:09:55in a million years
01:09:56date a piece
01:09:57of human waste
01:09:57like you.
01:09:58Liv wouldn't like
01:09:59you calling her
01:09:59boyfriend
01:10:00a human waste.
01:10:01You're so delusional.
01:10:03If I'm delusional,
01:10:06then why do I
01:10:06have her purse?
01:10:10Really?
01:10:10You have another
01:10:11fake purse
01:10:11and you expect us
01:10:12to believe that
01:10:13this is Liv's?
01:10:13That's not just
01:10:14pathetic,
01:10:15it's psychotic.
01:10:16Be careful
01:10:17with that.
01:10:18Oh, why?
01:10:19Did you take up
01:10:20extra shifts
01:10:21at Mickey D's
01:10:22to be able
01:10:22to afford that,
01:10:23huh?
01:10:24Is Liv just
01:10:25going to be so
01:10:25mad if I ruin
01:10:26her fake cheap
01:10:27knockoff?
01:10:28Oh, Katie,
01:10:29don't mess it up.
01:10:31Everyone knows
01:10:31that Liv Sparks
01:10:32gets her
01:10:32purses at Walmart.
01:10:34Don't get it dirty,
01:10:35huh?
01:10:35I have an idea.
01:10:36We should wash it
01:10:37in the toilet.
01:10:44You do realize
01:10:45what Liv will do
01:10:46to you if you
01:10:46were in her purse,
01:10:47right?
01:10:48That's not her purse.
01:10:49You're not her boyfriend.
01:10:50You're just some
01:10:51creepy, poor
01:10:52pervert.
01:10:55She's literally
01:10:56just outside.
01:10:57You can go ask her.
01:10:58I have a better idea.
01:11:00This is what we think
01:11:01of you and your lies,
01:11:02Eric.
01:11:05Wait, Katie,
01:11:06don't...
01:11:13I tried.
01:11:18Where do you think
01:11:19you're going,
01:11:20white trash?
01:11:24I think it's time
01:11:26Liv Sparks sees
01:11:27the Maple Valley does
01:11:28when the lower class
01:11:29messes with her.
01:11:31We put them in the
01:11:31toilet with the rest
01:11:32of the human waste.
01:11:37last chance.
01:11:39Just let me go.
01:11:40No.
01:11:41I'm going to enjoy this.
01:11:43No, you really aren't.
01:11:45Oh, shit.
01:11:46And you'll see why
01:11:47in three...
01:11:51two...
01:11:54one...
01:11:55What are you doing?
01:12:22Can I help you?
01:12:24I'm just picking up
01:12:25a gift from my girlfriend.
01:12:27That's sweet.
01:12:28But that watch
01:12:29is $500,000.
01:12:31It shouldn't be.
01:12:32The escapement
01:12:33is off by 0.5 millimeters,
01:12:34which will result
01:12:35in an A plus three
01:12:36minus three
01:12:37second time and accuracy.
01:12:38Please take it
01:12:38off the floor.
01:12:40Look,
01:12:40I don't have time
01:12:41for this.
01:12:42LVMX,
01:12:43the largest luxury
01:12:44brand empire
01:12:45in the world,
01:12:46just bought us.
01:12:47and their
01:12:47mysterious owner
01:12:48is coming here today.
01:12:50Yeah,
01:12:50so I heard.
01:13:01Surprise.
01:13:02Oh, my God.
01:13:03Oh, my God.
01:13:04Wow.
01:13:05I am so sorry,
01:13:06Mr. Dawson.
01:13:07I didn't realize
01:13:08it was you.
01:13:09Don't worry about it.
01:13:10I dressed down today.
01:13:21Oh, I can't see.
01:13:24Get down.
01:13:25Press the line.
01:13:31Everybody,
01:13:32get on the
01:13:32fucking ground now!
01:13:39Mr. Dawson needs us.
01:13:43Let's go, boys.
01:13:45You,
01:13:46grab the fucking bags
01:13:47and come with us.
01:13:49Yeah,
01:13:50I don't think so.
01:13:51Oh, we got a smartass,
01:13:52huh?
01:13:53I'll give you
01:13:53ten seconds
01:13:54before I put a bullet
01:13:55in that smoked face
01:13:55of yours.
01:13:56Can we make it five?
01:13:58What?
01:13:59Yeah, five seconds.
01:14:00That should be enough time.
01:14:01Five,
01:14:02four,
01:14:04three,
01:14:04You're dead, kid!
01:14:06Two,
01:14:07and
01:14:09enjoy prison.
01:14:10What the?
01:14:15Don't fucking move.
01:14:16Get the fuck back!
01:14:17Get back right now,
01:14:19or I'll shoot the kid!
01:14:21I'm warning you!
01:14:24Weak spot.
01:14:25Bad wrist.
01:14:26Hairline fracture
01:14:27that never healed.
01:14:47This one's perfect.
01:14:48I'll take it.
01:14:50I'd love to stay
01:14:51and chat,
01:14:52but
01:14:54my copter's here
01:14:55and I'm going to be late
01:14:56to my first day of class.
01:14:58Boss!
01:15:09You were born
01:15:10with supervision.
01:15:14I know.
01:15:15And with that power,
01:15:16you created LVMX,
01:15:17a company that owns
01:15:18nearly every luxury brand
01:15:20on the face of the earth.
01:15:21Is there a question
01:15:21in there somewhere?
01:15:22Maple Valley
01:15:23is a prestigious high school,
01:15:25best in the country,
01:15:26but it's still just that.
01:15:27A high school.
01:15:28You don't need this.
01:15:30But,
01:15:31I do need Katie.
01:15:35We've been dating
01:15:36long distance
01:15:37for forever now,
01:15:38and I'm going to
01:15:39surprise her today
01:15:40and finally reveal
01:15:41who I really am.
01:15:42She'll be shocked.
01:15:43Yeah,
01:15:44especially when she finds out
01:15:46that I was able
01:15:46to use my connections
01:15:48to get her favorite
01:15:49social media idol,
01:15:50Liv Sparks,
01:15:51to transfer to this school.
01:15:56Mr. Dawson,
01:15:57maybe change it
01:15:58to a uniform
01:15:59that hasn't been
01:15:59through an explosion.
01:16:00I can't.
01:16:01I miss homeroom.
01:16:03Oh my God,
01:16:03Liv Sparks is coming.
01:16:05She's got me.
01:16:05I wonder where Katie is.
01:16:07Oh my God.
01:16:12It's Liv Sparks.
01:16:20I can't believe
01:16:21she's at her school.
01:16:22She's one of the
01:16:23hottest influencers
01:16:24in the world.
01:16:27Katie will be thrilled
01:16:28when she meets her idol.
01:16:30Miss Sparks
01:16:31will not be taking selfies today.
01:16:36Hey, you.
01:16:38Miss Sparks.
01:16:39I have a 4.0,
01:16:40I drive a Mercedes Goldwing,
01:16:41and I also have
01:16:43400 million followers
01:16:44across all my socials.
01:16:45Uh, I'm Eric.
01:16:49I have a 0.0,
01:16:50and I don't drive,
01:16:52although I'm
01:16:53pretty good at skateboarding,
01:16:54and I have
01:16:55no followers
01:16:56on any social media.
01:16:58Hey, well,
01:16:59you're not
01:16:59exactly what I was expecting,
01:17:01but I guess
01:17:03you're my new boyfriend now.
01:17:04What?
01:17:05Boyfriend?
01:17:07I'm sorry,
01:17:08I thought my messages
01:17:08were pretty clear.
01:17:09Having a boyfriend
01:17:10will be good for my image.
01:17:11I mean,
01:17:12we just need to be seen
01:17:12in public together
01:17:13a few times.
01:17:16You are the fake boyfriend
01:17:17that we hired, right?
01:17:18I think you've got
01:17:19the wrong guy.
01:17:20I have a girlfriend,
01:17:21and that watch
01:17:22is for her.
01:17:24Huh.
01:17:26I thought that I told you
01:17:27to have the fake boyfriend
01:17:28we hired standing here for me.
01:17:29I was too busy
01:17:31making this tonic
01:17:32for your horrible
01:17:32sore throat.
01:17:40Oh, look,
01:17:41I am so sorry
01:17:42about all of this.
01:17:44Liv, wait!
01:17:45It's okay.
01:17:48You need more
01:17:49than a tonic.
01:17:50That's not a sore throat.
01:17:51You're going to die.
01:17:53What?
01:17:54Why would you
01:17:55say that to me?
01:17:55If you don't go
01:17:56to the nurse
01:17:57in ten minutes,
01:17:57you will die.
01:18:01Promise me
01:18:01you'll go see the nurse.
01:18:03Okay, look,
01:18:04first of all,
01:18:05I've got the world's
01:18:06best online doctors
01:18:07on speed dial.
01:18:08Why would I ever
01:18:08go see the school nurse?
01:18:11Just promise me
01:18:13you need to go
01:18:14get your throat checked.
01:18:17Go.
01:18:18Now.
01:18:18Okay.
01:18:19Fine.
01:18:26You're kind of weird.
01:18:27Go.
01:18:28Now.
01:18:32Wouldn't it hurt?
01:18:33Tell Dr. Skyler
01:18:34to cancel whatever
01:18:35she's doing
01:18:35and meet me here.
01:18:40Katie!
01:18:42Katie!
01:18:48Katie?
01:18:50Katie,
01:18:51what are you doing?
01:18:52Eric,
01:18:53what are you doing here?
01:18:55I...
01:18:56I want to...
01:18:56to surprise you.
01:18:58Eric,
01:18:58you're like my summer fling.
01:19:00You can't actually
01:19:01expect a girl like me
01:19:02to be serious about you.
01:19:03Wait,
01:19:04this is the poor
01:19:05townie boy
01:19:05you were slummin' with?
01:19:06Jeez, buddy,
01:19:07did you find that uniform
01:19:08in the dumpster?
01:19:09Who's this guy?
01:19:12This guy
01:19:12is Miles Pickett.
01:19:14I'm a big deal
01:19:15around here,
01:19:16bro.
01:19:18Oh.
01:19:18Oh.
01:19:20This is sweet.
01:19:21Did you save up
01:19:22every last penny
01:19:23buying a cheap knockoff
01:19:24to impress your
01:19:25girlfriend Katie,
01:19:27huh?
01:19:27Meanwhile,
01:19:28hosting a party
01:19:28at my house
01:19:29this Saturday
01:19:30to welcome
01:19:31Liv Sparks
01:19:32to our school.
01:19:33How would you like
01:19:33to hang out
01:19:34with your item?
01:19:34Oh, really?
01:19:35Yeah.
01:19:42It's already been
01:19:43almost ten minutes.
01:19:45I can't believe
01:19:45I let him freak me out
01:19:46enough to call you here.
01:19:48All right, Liv.
01:19:49Say ah.
01:19:50Ah.
01:19:53What?
01:19:54Hold on.
01:20:14Oh, my God!
01:20:20You're lucky.
01:20:21One more minute
01:20:22and that would've killed you.
01:20:24He was right.
01:20:25But how?
01:20:27That's not a sore throat.
01:20:28You're going to die.
01:20:30I need to find that boy.
01:20:33Katie.
01:20:35Is this who you really want?
01:20:37Miles got me a FaceTime
01:20:39with my idol,
01:20:40Liv Sparks.
01:20:41Meanwhile,
01:20:42you bought me
01:20:43a cheap knockoff watch.
01:20:47She has no idea
01:20:48that I'm the one
01:20:49who got Liv
01:20:49to transfer here
01:20:50in the first place.
01:20:51Miles is legit.
01:20:53You're just a poverty case.
01:20:55You wouldn't know legit
01:20:56if it bit you
01:20:57in your plastic ass.
01:21:02And this, by the way,
01:21:03not a knockoff.
01:21:05this watch
01:21:05is worth more
01:21:06than your house.
01:21:12You're hilarious, buddy.
01:21:14I almost want you
01:21:15to stick around
01:21:16so you can make me
01:21:17laugh more.
01:21:24We're just not
01:21:25from the same worlds, Eric.
01:21:32You're right.
01:21:33We're not.
01:21:37I really thought
01:21:37I knew her.
01:21:44There you are.
01:21:47Oh my God,
01:21:48you were right.
01:21:49How did you know
01:21:50that there was a spider
01:21:51in my throat?
01:21:52It's a little hard
01:21:53to explain,
01:21:54but I have x-ray vision.
01:21:59No, really.
01:22:00I was born with it.
01:22:02Really?
01:22:03Yeah, really.
01:22:05Okay.
01:22:06Then what color
01:22:07is my bra?
01:22:12A gentleman
01:22:12never looks.
01:22:14Sure.
01:22:15You are so weird.
01:22:18What happened
01:22:19with your girlfriend?
01:22:20Former
01:22:21girlfriend.
01:22:22She broke up with me.
01:22:29Won't helping
01:22:30the school lose
01:22:31or hurt your reputation?
01:22:32I am one of the most
01:22:34famous teenagers
01:22:34in the world.
01:22:35I think I'll be fine.
01:22:46Did your girlfriend
01:22:47break up with you
01:22:48because you told her
01:22:49you have x-ray vision?
01:22:51Big talk coming
01:22:52from somebody
01:22:52who has to pay
01:22:53for her boyfriends.
01:22:54Hey!
01:22:56Speaking of which,
01:22:58I'll do it.
01:22:59Do what?
01:23:00I'll be your trophy boyfriend.
01:23:02You look like
01:23:02you could use
01:23:03the affection.
01:23:04It looks like
01:23:05you could use
01:23:06the money.
01:23:07Pays 10,000.
01:23:08An hour?
01:23:09That's quite a bit
01:23:10under what I'm
01:23:11used to getting paid.
01:23:12In total!
01:23:16Look.
01:23:18They're hosting
01:23:19this welcome
01:23:20live party
01:23:21tonight for me.
01:23:22They'll be our
01:23:23first appearance
01:23:23together.
01:23:25And don't talk
01:23:26about all that
01:23:27x-ray vision
01:23:28stuff, okay?
01:23:33Your bra's red.
01:23:35And quite
01:23:36scandalous
01:23:37for school.
01:23:39Don't be late.
01:23:44Beat it, loser!
01:23:46This party's for
01:23:46the school's elite.
01:23:47Not for nerds
01:23:48with Pokemon watches,
01:23:50huh?
01:23:56What a squid.
01:23:58What a jerk.
01:24:02Hey,
01:24:02that was a really
01:24:03cool watch.
01:24:04Tell you what,
01:24:06do you want to trade?
01:24:08That's a Rolex.
01:24:09I like yours more.
01:24:11Thanks.
01:24:12Make sure to change
01:24:13the battery every
01:24:14six months, though.
01:24:18I didn't know
01:24:19you were so sweet.
01:24:26Wow.
01:24:34Oh, I'm sorry
01:24:36I'm a bit
01:24:36underdressed.
01:24:37My wardrobe's
01:24:38being sent over
01:24:38as soon as my
01:24:39private jet
01:24:40refills.
01:24:40Sure.
01:24:41Look, I heard
01:24:42that the head
01:24:43of LVMX
01:24:43is going to be
01:24:44here later.
01:24:45Yep, that
01:24:46would be me.
01:24:46So tonight
01:24:47has to be
01:24:48perfect.
01:24:49That means
01:24:49that if anyone
01:24:50messes with me
01:24:51or my boyfriend,
01:24:53I will
01:24:54personally
01:24:55use my
01:24:56fame, money
01:24:56and power
01:24:57to destroy
01:24:58them on a
01:24:58molecular level.
01:25:01My publicist
01:25:02is calling.
01:25:03Here is the
01:25:04invite
01:25:04and purse.
01:25:06See there?
01:25:13Oh my God,
01:25:14Miles.
01:25:15I can't believe
01:25:15you're the one
01:25:16throwing the welcome
01:25:16party for the
01:25:17live sparks.
01:25:18Of course,
01:25:18you know,
01:25:18she's such a
01:25:19big influencer.
01:25:20This is so cool.
01:25:21I mean,
01:25:22I'm going to pitch
01:25:22her my makeup line
01:25:23and if she promotes
01:25:24it, I'd make
01:25:25millions.
01:25:29What the hell
01:25:30is he doing here?
01:25:32Hey, buddy.
01:25:35This is an
01:25:35exclusive party,
01:25:36so you've got
01:25:37two options.
01:25:38You better either
01:25:39get out
01:25:40or I'll
01:25:41kick you out.
01:25:43He looks like
01:25:44a homeless
01:25:44that found
01:25:45one of our
01:25:45uniforms in
01:25:46the dumpster.
01:25:47He looks like
01:25:48someone my dad
01:25:49would hire
01:25:50to pick up
01:25:50our dog's
01:25:51crap.
01:25:53You're trespassing,
01:25:55Eric?
01:25:55No, I'm not.
01:25:57I'm Liv Sparks
01:25:58plus one.
01:26:04Wait, wait, wait,
01:26:05wait, wait, wait.
01:26:06Wait, wait.
01:26:07The Liv Sparks
01:26:08invited you?
01:26:09Yep.
01:26:15Liv Sparks
01:26:16wouldn't allow
01:26:16this scambag
01:26:18even 10 feet
01:26:19close to her.
01:26:20He's probably
01:26:21a stalker.
01:26:24You're a stalker?
01:26:25Bro?
01:26:26Oh,
01:26:26did you go
01:26:27to her house
01:26:27and find
01:26:27this outfit,
01:26:28huh?
01:26:28What else
01:26:29did you take?
01:26:29Her clothes?
01:26:30Her panties,
01:26:32huh?
01:26:35You're
01:26:36disgusting
01:26:36barber.
01:26:38Eric,
01:26:39you idiot.
01:26:40What do you
01:26:41think Liv is
01:26:41going to do
01:26:42when she finds
01:26:42out you're
01:26:42pretending to
01:26:43be her
01:26:43boyfriend?
01:26:44She will
01:26:44crush you.
01:26:46In that
01:26:47case,
01:26:47you probably
01:26:48don't want
01:26:48to piss
01:26:49her off
01:26:49by,
01:26:49like,
01:26:50I don't
01:26:50know,
01:26:51insulting
01:26:51her date.
01:26:53Listen up,
01:26:54everyone.
01:26:55Get this
01:26:56gooner freak
01:26:57out of here
01:26:57before Liv Sparks
01:26:58shows up.
01:27:02Make an
01:27:03example out
01:27:04of him,
01:27:04all right?
01:27:07Buddy,
01:27:07you really
01:27:08don't want
01:27:08to do
01:27:08this.
01:27:08I'm here
01:27:09with Liv.
01:27:09She would
01:27:10never,
01:27:10ever,
01:27:11in a million
01:27:12years,
01:27:12date a piece
01:27:12of human
01:27:13waste like
01:27:13you.
01:27:14Liv wouldn't
01:27:14like you
01:27:15calling her
01:27:15boyfriend
01:27:16a human
01:27:16waste.
01:27:17You're
01:27:18so delusional.
01:27:19If I'm
01:27:20delusional,
01:27:22then why do
01:27:22I have her
01:27:23purse?
01:27:26Really?
01:27:27You have
01:27:27another fake
01:27:27purse and you
01:27:28expect us to
01:27:28believe that
01:27:29this is Liv's?
01:27:30That's not
01:27:30just pathetic,
01:27:31it's psychotic.
01:27:33Be careful
01:27:33with that.
01:27:34Oh,
01:27:35why?
01:27:35Did you
01:27:36take up
01:27:36extra shifts
01:27:37at Mickey D's
01:27:38to be able
01:27:39to afford
01:27:39that,
01:27:39huh?
01:27:40Is Liv
01:27:41just gonna
01:27:41be so mad
01:27:42if I ruin
01:27:43her fake
01:27:43cheap knockoff?
01:27:45Oh,
01:27:45Katie,
01:27:46don't mess
01:27:46it up.
01:27:47Everyone knows
01:27:48that Liv Sparks
01:27:48gets her
01:27:49curses at
01:27:50Walmart.
01:27:50Don't get it
01:27:51dirty,
01:27:52huh?
01:27:52I have an
01:27:53idea.
01:27:53We should
01:27:54wash it
01:27:54in the
01:27:55toilet.
01:28:01You do
01:28:01realize
01:28:02what Liv
01:28:03will do
01:28:03to you
01:28:03if you
01:28:03were in
01:28:03her purse,
01:28:04right?
01:28:05That's not
01:28:05her purse,
01:28:06you're not
01:28:06her boyfriend,
01:28:07you're just
01:28:07some creepy
01:28:08poor
01:28:09pervert.
01:28:12She's literally
01:28:13just outside,
01:28:14you can go
01:28:14ask her.
01:28:15I have a
01:28:16better idea,
01:28:17this is what
01:28:18we think of
01:28:18you and your
01:28:19lies,
01:28:19Eric.
01:28:22Wait,
01:28:23Katie,
01:28:26don't.
01:28:30I tried.
01:28:36Where do you
01:28:36think you're
01:28:37going,
01:28:38white trash?
01:28:42I think
01:28:43it's time
01:28:43Liv Sparks
01:28:44sees.
01:28:45The Maple
01:28:45Valley does
01:28:46when the
01:28:47lower class
01:28:47messes with
01:28:48her.
01:28:48We put
01:28:49them in
01:28:49the toilet
01:28:50with the
01:28:50rest of
01:28:50the human
01:28:51waste.
01:28:55last chance,
01:28:56just let
01:28:57me go.
01:28:59I'm going
01:29:00to enjoy
01:29:00this.
01:29:01No,
01:29:02you really
01:29:02aren't.
01:29:03Oh,
01:29:04shit.
01:29:04And you'll
01:29:05see why
01:29:05in three,
01:29:08two,
01:29:12one.
01:29:13What are you
01:29:14doing?
01:29:15What are you
01:29:19doing?
01:29:20You
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