00:00Okay, girl, when you walk in, don't slump.
00:03Suck in your stomach in case they see you from the side,
00:05but also don't forget to breathe.
00:09They're not better than me.
00:11Remember that.
00:11In fact, I am really freaking cool.
00:14People like me.
00:15Most people like me.
00:16Just say something like,
00:18Hi, I'm Katie.
00:19I've heard such great things about you.
00:21Oh, my God, what have they heard about me?
00:24I do look great in this dress.
00:25I did when I bought it, so that's something.
00:28I could tell that joke about the guy.
00:30Amy, you're here.
00:32Oh, you're not Amy.
00:34Sorry.
00:35Do I even like people?
00:36Do I even need more friends?
00:38I could get a cat instead of knowing people.
00:41Did I put on deodorant before I left the house?
00:43What if I smell like radishes?
00:45It is hot in here.
00:46Like a tropical rainforest minus the rain or the forest just hot.
00:49Katie, hi, so great to see you again.
00:51You too.
00:52Come on in.
00:54There's no toilet paper.
00:56Hey, girl, who I thought was Amy?
00:57You still there?
00:58You still there?
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