00:00I grew up skateboarding.
00:02Yeah, I still skate.
00:04It's weird, though, because I'm in my 30s,
00:06and I'll just look around and realize that
00:08I'm just hanging out with a bunch of 14-year-old boys.
00:20These are my best friends.
00:22We've grown up together.
00:23Which is a trip.
00:26Jeremy was actually the first friend I ever met.
00:29And I go, what's up, dude?
00:30And he goes, my name's Jeremy,
00:32and that teenage girl over there is Sally,
00:34and her boyfriend is Nick,
00:36and Sally lets Nick do anal.
00:39I went home, and I was like, Johnny,
00:41what's do anal?
00:43I'm not a smart guy,
00:45but I have a lot of thoughts.
00:47When I was a little kid,
00:48I wanted to get bit by a radioactive hillbilly
00:51so that I'd become Forrest Gump one day.
00:54The first time I ever got condoms
00:56when I was 15 years old,
00:58I bought a 48-pack.
01:00Do you know how depressing it is
01:03the day you graduate high school
01:04to throw away 47 condoms?
01:08It doesn't feel good.
01:10I guess this is growing up.
01:13That's this.
01:17But we made it, man.
01:18My terminal crew.
01:21We still got it.
01:23We still got it.
01:24We still got it.
01:24We still got it.
01:31We still got it.
01:39We still got it.
01:40We still got this.
01:40That's you guys when you're outside.
01:40We'll see that in the audience and call you off.
01:40I was ready to have aивra,
01:40We're not because we're all out a great deal.
01:41we can just go access our play an interview.
01:41You
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