00:00When I graduated from high school,
00:02when I graduated high school, my grandma came to me,
00:04gave me a big hug, said, Anthony, I'm so proud of you.
00:08You're my first grandchild to get to go to college.
00:11What can I do for you?
00:12What can I give you before you go to college?
00:15And I said, honestly, grandma,
00:16all I need from you is money.
00:20Yeah, I know you guys have never been,
00:22but college is expensive.
00:27And my grandma said, okay, Anthony, I understand.
00:31So a couple months go by, it's the end of the summer,
00:33I'm packing up my dad's car,
00:35getting ready to go to school.
00:37And my grandma walks up, says, Anthony, here,
00:40before you leave, take this.
00:43And she handed me a brand new Bible, King James Version.
00:49And I said, thanks, grandma, that's exactly
00:51what we talked about.
00:54I got in the car and I went off to school.
00:57A couple of weeks go by.
00:58I'm hanging out in my dorm room, having a good time.
01:01When the phone rings, it's my grandma.
01:06I said, Anthony, just calling to see how college is going.
01:08I said, grandma, college is the best.
01:10I'm having the time of my life.
01:12But to be honest, I'm already starting to run low on money.
01:16And I could use a little bit, like we talked about.
01:19She said, okay, Anthony, well, let me ask you this.
01:21Have you been reading your Bible?
01:25And I said, totally, grandma.
01:26I'm on chapter four.
01:29She said, okay, Anthony.
01:31Well, then I guess I'll talk to you later.
01:33Hung up the phone.
01:35A couple of months go by.
01:36Now I'm really starting to struggle financially.
01:39I might have to drop out of school if I don't get some money.
01:41So I call my grandma in a panic.
01:43I say, grandma, please, it's Anthony.
01:45I'm having the time of my life in college.
01:47I love it here.
01:48But if I want to graduate, and I do, I need you to send me some money, like we talked
01:52about.
01:54She said, well, Anthony, let me ask you this.
01:56Have you been reading your Bible?
01:59And I said, yes, grandma.
02:01I wish it was longer.
02:07And she said, okay, Anthony, well, then I guess I'll talk to you later.
02:13Finally, it's the end of the school year.
02:15I've got straight A's, but I'm dropping out of college.
02:18Because I have no more money left.
02:19And I'm furious.
02:21I'm close to tears cleaning out my dorm room.
02:24When the phone rings, it's my grandma.
02:28She says, Anthony, I heard you're dropping out of school today.
02:30How come?
02:32And I said, you know goddamn well how come, grandma.
02:37Because you wouldn't give me any money.
02:39She said, well, Anthony, let me ask you this.
02:43Did you read your Bible?
02:44And I just hung up the phone.
02:46I was so pissed off.
02:48Took everything out of that room.
02:50The last thing I took off the shelf.
02:51The last thing I took out of that room was that Bible my grandma had given me.
02:56Took it off the shelf.
02:58Held it in my hands.
03:00And for the first time, I actually opened it up.
03:03And right there, on the very first page, in my grandmother's handwriting.
03:09It said, fuck you.
03:10This is chi-u-u...
03:10This is Stanford.
03:10And he sat down to๋ค๊ณ down just so he's...
03:11Uh...
03:13Tommen, let's get better than him.
