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00:00:04You
00:00:05Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:08Please save my child.
00:00:26Rod of a sepulius.
00:00:45Rejuvenate
00:00:54Praise she is the healer goddess.
00:00:58No, please.
00:00:59Please, don't call me that.
00:01:01I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:07Here you go, miss.
00:01:12Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:16in need?
00:01:29You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:34run!
00:01:37Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:47Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:51Rejuvenate.
00:01:57See? Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:02:02Come on, Cleo! Let's go!
00:02:07Come on, Cleo!
00:02:19Please, my brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:24We have no idea what the illness is.
00:02:26If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:28The Elisander Armstrong.
00:02:30His military family basically owns the entire global stock market!
00:02:34He's so hot!
00:02:36Does he come with the money?
00:02:38Yes.
00:02:39He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
00:02:40Money.
00:02:41Fame.
00:02:42Power.
00:02:43It's all yours.
00:02:48Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:51Yes.
00:02:51Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:54Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:58Grandma!
00:02:59I'm dying!
00:03:01Save me, Trixie!
00:03:02Grandma?
00:03:04Grandma.
00:03:05When are you getting married?
00:03:07I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:09I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:11And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:18Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:24We're talking about my brother's life.
00:03:26I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:29No!
00:03:38Please go feed your dog, Miss.
00:03:40Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:42Oh, kind stranger.
00:03:43Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:46Grant me a wish?
00:03:47Mm-hmm.
00:03:47You can barely feed yourself.
00:03:49The downfall of humanity.
00:03:50It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:53What?
00:03:54Oh, geez.
00:03:55This is giving me a migraine.
00:03:57Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:04:00I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:04:03Okay.
00:04:04Uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
00:04:08Can you do that?
00:04:09I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:13Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:16Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:20Hold still.
00:04:28What?
00:04:28My migraine's gone.
00:04:30Okay, then let's go.
00:04:31If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:34Come on.
00:04:35Come on.
00:04:35Oh!
00:04:49How is he?
00:04:50What is the diagnosis?
00:04:52Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:55I'm sorry.
00:04:55I don't know what this is.
00:04:57Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:59You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:05:00Don't worry, General.
00:05:01I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:07I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:27I have no clue what this is.
00:05:31Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:37That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:39Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:40I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:53He's not budging.
00:05:54There's no movement.
00:05:55Truly.
00:05:56I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:06:02Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors.
00:06:05They've tried all these methods and they've all failed.
00:06:08If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:14Who?
00:06:17The goddess of healing.
00:06:21Wait a second.
00:06:22You're not talking about the legendary goddess, you?
00:06:25That's correct.
00:06:26Her right rewrites the wrong, and her left leaves the bereft.
00:06:31That's her motto.
00:06:32It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals.
00:06:35We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:38She is eccentric and elusive.
00:06:41No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:43If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son,
00:06:47I don't care if I go bankrupt.
00:06:49I will find her.
00:06:51James, come.
00:06:53Put out a bounty.
00:06:54To the entire world.
00:06:56Whoever finds the goddess healer will give her five million dollars.
00:07:00There's no need.
00:07:15I'll save your son.
00:07:18Who the hell is she?
00:07:19Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:21She's gonna save your brother?
00:07:23Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:24How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:28Exactly.
00:07:29God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:32She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:35Ew!
00:07:36She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:39I bet it has fleas.
00:07:40That flea-infested, dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:45Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:52Don't touch him.
00:07:55They say don't judge a book by its cover.
00:07:57But I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:08:00So step aside.
00:08:02I'll take it from here.
00:08:04Could you hold this?
00:08:05Ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:08:06You're not gonna touch my son.
00:08:08I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:08:12I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:15I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:21Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her would do for some.
00:08:25A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:31Ew!
00:08:33Disgusting.
00:08:34Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:35Security!
00:08:36Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:40Let's go.
00:08:41If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:47Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander and to no avail.
00:08:53Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:55You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:58Alright, I'll give you a shot.
00:09:01But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall!
00:09:07Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:10You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:12And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:15But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:20Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:23No, Miss Trixie.
00:09:24My brother is a hero to me.
00:09:26I can't lose him.
00:09:29Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:35My brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:39Also, he's great with puppies. He'd make a great husband.
00:09:44Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:46As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:53Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:55I mean, look at her. Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:10:02Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:06Continue wasting your time.
00:10:08But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:20Oh, okay!
00:10:23What's happening?
00:10:24What are we doing?
00:10:35Oh!
00:10:36What the hell are you doing?
00:10:38I knew she was a perv!
00:10:41She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:43Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:47Are you insane?
00:10:48Security, smash her face in for licking my son.
00:10:52He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy.
00:10:59Yeah, right. I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him.
00:11:04Oh, okay.
00:11:04I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:07I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:11:10And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?
00:11:18This?
00:11:24Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:27What? So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what, THE rod of a sepulius?
00:11:35Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:40I agree. I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point of doctors who have
00:11:47studied for years?
00:11:48We are all certified.
00:11:50But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:54She's right about everything.
00:11:57Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:02And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what!
00:12:06Endogenic cryomorphie.
00:12:07Oh.
00:12:08And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:12:10Because I just discovered it.
00:12:12This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:16The chances are a billion to one.
00:12:18A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:21But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:26What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:27I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:31Precisely.
00:12:33You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:36You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:40I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:44Oh, so she went to the super circus instead.
00:12:48And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases,
00:12:52which mean nothing if you can't wake him up.
00:12:55Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:58Oh, yeah.
00:13:00If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up,
00:13:04I think you all should grow parts of your brain back.
00:13:06Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:13:11What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:12It means you're being schooled by me.
00:13:14And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:18Then let's have a bet.
00:13:20If you can't heal him, we'll break your hands.
00:13:25And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:31These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:35You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:39Ms. Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:42There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:46Don't worry. I got this.
00:13:51It's a deal.
00:13:53I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:55No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:02Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:10Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:13Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:14:25I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:29I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:32I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:14:36Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:40Wait, wait, wait. What for?
00:14:41Don't listen to her.
00:14:43She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:14:49Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:14:52Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:15:00What? Did you just call me?
00:15:03There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way.
00:15:08Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:12Now stop getting in my way, or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:18Oh, yeah?
00:15:19You wanna see real pain? Where's the dog?
00:15:22Well, put down the dog!
00:15:23With pleasure.
00:15:34Oh!
00:15:40Left leaves the wrong breath.
00:15:46You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:51She's been poisoned!
00:15:53It was her!
00:15:55Do you see any poison on me?
00:15:57Medicine in the right hands can save lives, but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:03This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:16:07Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:09Of course.
00:16:10I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:14If I wanna save someone, even the grim reaper can't stop me.
00:16:33Why is she skinning blood?
00:16:35This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:37I thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way, angel herbalist.
00:16:41This is what I call...
00:16:43Malpractice.
00:16:45This isn't fatal. She'll live.
00:16:47But she deserves a little punishment.
00:16:49Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:52Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:53Right this way.
00:16:54Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:16:55What the hell is going on?
00:16:57You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:01Then stop getting in my way.
00:17:03Every second counts.
00:17:06Let's go for our dip, shall we?
00:17:11General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:17:16Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:20Hold on. You two are going in there... alone?
00:17:24If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in.
00:17:30Alright, but I warn you, no funny business.
00:18:03Erie is seriously and
00:18:03Another one
00:18:03Music
00:18:03Right?
00:18:03No.
00:18:35You really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless conwoman, General Armstrong.
00:18:40Exactly!
00:18:41What if she gets pregnant by him?
00:18:43She could blackmail you for millions.
00:18:47That's what I would do if I was that poor.
00:18:49And then the Armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation, held for ransom by a homeless woman.
00:18:56Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that.
00:18:59We have to have faith.
00:19:00Where did you actually find this little life?
00:19:04Uh, on the streets?
00:19:07Are you shitting me?
00:19:09You found this bum on the streets?
00:19:11Are you nuts?
00:19:12You don't know her.
00:19:13You don't know her background.
00:19:14She could be a psychotic murderer.
00:19:16That is it, General.
00:19:17You have to go in and stop this now!
00:19:19You're right.
00:19:20That's it.
00:19:20I'm shutting down this clown show right now.
00:19:23James, let's go.
00:19:24Yes, sir.
00:19:27Oh, my God.
00:19:29Oh, my God.
00:19:42Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:19:45Please, please save my child.
00:20:03Rod of a sepulis.
00:20:23Rejuvenate.
00:20:32Praise! She is the healer goddess!
00:20:35No, please. Don't call me that.
00:20:39I'm just glad I could help.
00:20:45Here you go, miss.
00:20:50Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:20:54in need?
00:21:07You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:21:12run!
00:21:15Aww, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:21:25Right rewrites the wronged.
00:21:29Rejuvenate.
00:21:34See? Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:21:40Come on, Cleo! Let's go!
00:21:45Oh!
00:21:47Oh!
00:21:48Oh!
00:21:49Oh!
00:21:51Oh!
00:21:52Oh!
00:21:52Oh!
00:21:53Oh!
00:21:53Oh!
00:21:53Oh!
00:21:54Oh!
00:21:55Oh!
00:21:57Please.
00:21:58My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:22:01We have no idea what the illness is.
00:22:03If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:22:06Be Lysander Armstrong!
00:22:08His military family basically owns the entire global stock market!
00:22:12He's so hot!
00:22:14Does he come with the money?
00:22:16Yes.
00:22:16He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
00:22:18Money.
00:22:19Fame.
00:22:19Power.
00:22:20Power.
00:22:20It's all yours.
00:22:26Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:22:28Yes.
00:22:29Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:22:32Oh!
00:22:33I have another call coming in.
00:22:36Grandma!
00:22:37I'm dying!
00:22:39Save me, Trixie!
00:22:40Grandma?
00:22:42Grandma.
00:22:43When are you getting married?
00:22:44I'm already a hundred years old.
00:22:47I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:22:49And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:22:55Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:23:02You're talking about my brother's life.
00:23:04I don't have time for jokes.
00:23:07No!
00:23:16Please go feed your dog, Miss.
00:23:18Don't let it starve like you.
00:23:19Oh, kind stranger.
00:23:21Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:23:23Grant me a wish?
00:23:24Mm-hmm.
00:23:25That's you can barely feed yourself.
00:23:26The downfall of humanity.
00:23:28It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:23:31What?
00:23:32Oh, geez.
00:23:33This is giving me a migraine.
00:23:35Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:23:38I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:23:41Okay.
00:23:42Uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
00:23:46Can you do that?
00:23:47I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:23:51Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:23:53Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:23:58Hold still.
00:24:05What?
00:24:06My migraine's gone.
00:24:07Okay, then let's go.
00:24:09If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:24:11Come on.
00:24:12Come on.
00:24:26How is he?
00:24:28What is the diagnosis?
00:24:29Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:24:32I'm sorry.
00:24:33I don't know what this is.
00:24:35Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:24:36You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:24:38Don't worry, General.
00:24:39I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:24:44I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:25:05I have no clue what this is.
00:25:09Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:25:14That's why we saved the best for last.
00:25:17Me, the witch doctor.
00:25:19I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:25:31He's not budging.
00:25:32There's no movement.
00:25:33Truly.
00:25:34I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:25:40Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors.
00:25:43They've tried all these methods and they've all failed.
00:25:46If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:25:51Who?
00:25:55The goddess of healing.
00:25:58Wait a second.
00:26:00You're not talking about the legendary goddess healing.
00:26:03That's correct.
00:26:04Her right rewrites the wrong and her left leaves the bereft.
00:26:09That's her motto.
00:26:10It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals.
00:26:13We are nothing compared to her.
00:26:15She is eccentric and elusive.
00:26:19No one has ever seen her before.
00:26:21If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if
00:26:26I go bankrupt.
00:26:27I will find her.
00:26:29James, come put out a bounty to the entire world.
00:26:33Whoever finds the goddess healer will give her five million dollars.
00:26:38There's no need.
00:26:53I'll save your son.
00:26:55Who the hell is she?
00:26:56Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:26:59She's gonna save your brother?
00:27:00Don't be ridiculous.
00:27:02How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:27:06Exactly.
00:27:07God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:27:10She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:27:13Ew!
00:27:14She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:27:16I bet it has fleas.
00:27:18That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion.
00:27:22Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:27:29Don't touch him.
00:27:32They say don't judge a book by its cover.
00:27:35But I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:27:38So step aside.
00:27:40I'll take it from here.
00:27:41Could you hold this?
00:27:43Ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:27:44You're not gonna touch my son.
00:27:46I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:27:50I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:27:53I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:27:58Who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some.
00:28:03A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:28:09Ew!
00:28:10Disgusting.
00:28:11Go back to being a prostitute.
00:28:13Security!
00:28:14Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:28:18Let's go.
00:28:18If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:28:25Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Mastralized Syndrome and no fail.
00:28:30Maybe we should give her a try?
00:28:33You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:28:36All right, I'll give you a shot.
00:28:39But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
00:28:45Is that any way to ask for help?
00:28:48You'd be blessed to have me.
00:28:50And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:28:53But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:28:58Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:29:01No, Miss Trixie.
00:29:02My brother is a hero to me.
00:29:04I can't lose him.
00:29:07Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:29:12My brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:29:17Also, he's great with puppies.
00:29:18He'd make a great husband.
00:29:22Who says I want to marry him?
00:29:24As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:29:31Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:29:33I mean, look at her.
00:29:34Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:29:40Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:29:44Continue wasting your time.
00:29:46But I'm saving this patient.
00:29:58Oh, okay.
00:30:01What's happening?
00:30:02What are we doing?
00:30:13Oh!
00:30:14What the hell are you doing?
00:30:16I knew she was a perv!
00:30:18She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:30:21Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:30:25Are you insane?
00:30:26Security, smash her face in for licking my son!
00:30:30He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy.
00:30:37Yeah, right!
00:30:38I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him!
00:30:41Oh, okay.
00:30:42I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:30:45I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:30:48And I've never heard of endo... cryo... what?
00:30:55This?
00:31:02Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:31:05What?
00:31:06What?
00:31:07So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what, THE rod of a sepulius?
00:31:13Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:31:18I agree.
00:31:19I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point as of doctors who have studied
00:31:25for years?
00:31:26We are all certified.
00:31:28But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:31:31She's right about everything.
00:31:35Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:31:40And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what!
00:31:44Endogenic cryomorphy.
00:31:45Oh!
00:31:45And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:31:47Because I just discovered it.
00:31:50This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:31:54The chances are a billion to one.
00:31:56A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:31:58But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:32:03What a bunch of baloney!
00:32:05I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:32:10Precisely.
00:32:10You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:32:13You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:32:18I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:32:22Oh, so she went to the super circus instead.
00:32:26And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases,
00:32:30which mean nothing if you can't wake him up.
00:32:33Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:32:36Oh my God.
00:32:38If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up,
00:32:41I think you all should grow parts of your brain back.
00:32:44Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:32:48What is that supposed to mean?
00:32:50It means you're being schooled by me.
00:32:51And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:32:56Then let's have a bet.
00:32:58If you can't heal him, we'll break your hands.
00:33:03And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:33:09These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:33:13You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:33:17Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:33:20There's too many lives at stake.
00:33:24Don't worry. I got this.
00:33:28It's a deal.
00:33:30I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:33:33No one is dying on my watch.
00:33:40Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:33:47Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:33:51Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:34:03I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:34:06I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:34:09I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:34:14Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:34:17Wait, wait, wait. What for?
00:34:19Don't listen to her.
00:34:21She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:34:26Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:34:30Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:34:37What? Did you just call me?
00:34:41There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way.
00:34:46Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:34:50Now stop getting in my way, or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:34:56Oh, yeah?
00:34:57Yeah, you wanna see real pain? Where's the dog?
00:34:59Well, put down the dog!
00:35:01With pleasure.
00:35:17Left leaves the wrong breath.
00:35:24You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:35:29She's been poisoned!
00:35:31It was her!
00:35:32Do you see any poison on me?
00:35:35Medicine in the right hands can save lives, but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:35:41This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:35:44Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:35:46Of course.
00:35:48I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:35:51If I wanna save someone, even the Grim Reaper can't stop me.
00:36:11Why is she spitting blood?
00:36:12This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:36:14I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way, angel herbalist.
00:36:18This is what I call malpractice.
00:36:23This isn't fatal.
00:36:24She'll live.
00:36:25But she deserves a little punishment.
00:36:27Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:36:29Jacuzzi is ready?
00:36:31Right this way.
00:36:32Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:36:33What the hell is going on?
00:36:35You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:36:39Then stop getting in my way.
00:36:41Every second counts.
00:36:43Let's go for our dip, shall we?
00:36:48General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:36:54Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:36:58Hold on, you two are going in there alone?
00:37:02If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in.
00:37:08Alright, but I warn you, no funny business.
00:37:20Let's get started.
00:37:21you don't want this monster.
00:37:24Let's eat.
00:37:38Let's take a break.
00:37:38You can't do it.
00:37:39We need to get started.
00:37:40We need to get started.
00:37:40You can't do it.
00:37:40No part of this episode of the Harry Potter.
00:37:40You can't do it.
00:37:48Now, where did you?
00:38:13you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman
00:38:17general armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions
00:38:24that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughing
00:38:29stock of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to
00:38:36that we have to have faith where did you actually find this little life uh on the streets are you
00:38:46shitting me you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know her
00:38:51background she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to go in and stop this now
00:38:57you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now james let's go yes sir
00:39:05oh my
00:39:19healer goddess hear my plea please save my child
00:39:41rod of a sepulius
00:40:09raise she is the healer goddess
00:40:13no please don't call me that i'm just glad i could help
00:40:23here you go miss thank you
00:40:27why be way down by a throne when i can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:40:31in need
00:40:44you must be rushing off to go find your jewels because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:40:49run
00:40:53aww it's okay little guy i'll fix you right up
00:41:02right rewrites the wrong
00:41:12see good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb
00:41:17come on cleo let's go
00:41:35please my brother's been in a coma the last two years
00:41:39we have no idea what the illness is if anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely
00:41:44be elizander armstrong his military family basically owns the entire global stock market
00:41:50he's so hot does he come with the money yes he'll even marry you if you can cure him
00:41:55money fame power it's all yours
00:42:04are we still moving forward miss trixie
00:42:06yes give the presidential contract to marissa
00:42:09oh i have another call coming in
00:42:13grandma
00:42:14i'm dying save me trixie
00:42:18grandma
00:42:19grandma
00:42:20when are you getting married i'm already a hundred years old
00:42:24i'm gonna keep you healthy forever grandma
00:42:26and butch is still on deployment so that's why i haven't been married yet
00:42:33oh but why marry a vegetable when i can bang a younger stud like you
00:42:40you're talking about my brother's light i don't have time for jokes
00:42:53please go feed your dog miss don't let it starve like you
00:42:57oh kind stranger let me repay you by granting you a wish
00:43:01grant me a wish as you can barely feed yourself
00:43:04the downfall of humanity it all starts with the loss of faith
00:43:09what oh jesus giving me a migraine are you telling me to pray to god
00:43:14because we've been doing that i'm telling you to have some faith in me
00:43:19okay uh i wish for you to cure my brother's illness
00:43:23can you do that i can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if i wanted to
00:43:29cleo stay right here for a second don't go too far cleo
00:43:36hold still
00:43:44my migraine's gone okay then let's go if you can cure my brother he'll even marry you
00:43:49come on come on
00:44:04how is he what is the diagnosis remember you will not marry him unless you cure him i'm sorry i
00:44:11don't
00:44:11know what this is heard you the queen of medicine you're supposed to be one of the best
00:44:15don't worry general i'm the angel herbalist and i have mastered all healing methods of the east
00:44:22i can detect what condition your son has with just one needle
00:44:42i have no clue what this is
00:44:46oh it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all that's why we saved the
00:44:53best for last me the witch doctor i'll save your son lysander
00:45:09he's not budging there's no movement truly i have saved thousands of patients all over the world
00:45:14but i don't know what this is lord i've scoured the earth for the best doctors they've tried all
00:45:21these methods and they've all failed if we can't save him there's only one person who can who
00:45:32the goddess of healing
00:45:36wait a second you're not talking about the legendary goddess you that's correct her right rewrites the
00:45:43wrong and her left leaves the correct that's her motto it's what makes her a sage amongst mortals we
00:45:51are nothing compared to her she is eccentric and elusive no one has ever seen her before if this
00:45:59legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son i don't care if i go bankrupt i
00:46:05will
00:46:06fight her james come put out about to the entire world whoever finds the goddess healer
00:46:14will give her five million dollars there's no need
00:46:30i'll save your son who the hell is she dad she says she can cure lysander she's gonna save your
00:46:37brother
00:46:38don't be ridiculous how can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother exactly god the unemployed are
00:46:45getting crazier and crazier she's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich ew she even brought a
00:46:53filthy dog with her i bet it has fleas that flea-infested dirty thing is your companion don't try to
00:47:01steal
00:47:01lysander armstrong from us don't touch him they say don't judge a book by its cover but i can see
00:47:13from all your faces that you've failed so step aside i'll take it from here could you hold this
00:47:21oh you're not gonna touch my son i'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general i know
00:47:29a gold
00:47:29digging whore when i see one i bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners
00:47:34wasn't paying enough cash who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some
00:47:40a skinny ass beggar trying to take advantage of lysander armstrong when he's unconscious ew
00:47:48disgusting go back to being a prostitute security get this std-infested peasant out of here now let's go
00:47:56if you throw me out you're tossing away your son's last chance at life
00:48:03sir we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for master lysander into no fail
00:48:08maybe we should give her a try you can always deal with her later if she turns out to be
00:48:13a fraud
00:48:14all right i'll give you a shot but i warn you if you fail i'll have your and your dog's
00:48:20head
00:48:21mounted on my wall is that any way to ask for help you'd be blessed to have me and i'm
00:48:28only here to
00:48:29repay your younger son's kindness but since i'm not welcome here i'll leave devon come find me when you
00:48:37have a different wish no miss trixie my brother is a hero to me i can't lose him well if
00:48:45he's a hero to
00:48:47you then that means he must be a good person my brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved
00:48:53this country from a terrorist attack also he's great with puppies he'd make a great husband
00:48:59who says i want to marry him as if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of
00:49:06marrying
00:49:06a penniless bum like you only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her i mean look at her
00:49:12even if she cleaned herself up you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her only those cut from
00:49:19the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters continue wasting your time but i'm saving this
00:49:35patient
00:49:36oh okay
00:49:38what's happening what are we doing
00:49:51what the hell are you doing i knew she was a perv she's definitely trying to steal lysander from us
00:49:59do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient
00:50:02are you insane security smash her face in for licking my son he's born with congenital heart disease has a
00:50:10peanut allergy and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphic yeah right i mean
00:50:16no way you got all that just from licking him oh okay i've studied every disease known to man right
00:50:22i even have the badge of universal medicine right here and i've never heard of endo cryo what what
00:50:40is worth nothing when i have the real thing right here what what so you so you think that this
00:50:46this
00:50:46crummy walking stick of yours is is what the rod of a sepulius why don't you go back to the
00:50:52homeless
00:50:53asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional i agree i mean even if she does
00:50:58solve
00:50:58this medical mystery what is the point of doctors who have studied for years we are all certified but
00:51:06lysander does have congenital heart disease she's right about everything
00:51:12yeah but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnosis one of them is bound to be right
00:51:17and again
00:51:18there is no such thing as endo cryo what what endogenic cryomorphic oh and of course none of you
00:51:24have heard of it because i just discovered it this condition only affects those with both chd and a
00:51:31peanut allergy the chances are a billion to one a hundred times rarer than winning the lottery but
00:51:36lucky for you all you've hit the jackpot by finding me what a bunch of baloney i mean you wouldn't
00:51:44be
00:51:44homeless if you were actually any good precisely you are just a scamming prostitute you don't compare to
00:51:52me us who actually studied real medicine i bet you were too poor to go to real medical school oh
00:52:00so
00:52:00she went to the super circus instead and now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake
00:52:07diseases which mean nothing if you can't wake him up is that supposed to be a challenge oh yeah
00:52:15if you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
00:52:19i think you all should grow parts of your brain back which by the way that condition is called
00:52:24an encephaly what is that supposed to mean it means you're being schooled by me
00:52:29and i'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:52:33then let's have a bet if you can't heal him we'll break your hands
00:52:41and then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:52:47these hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined you're that desperate to get rid of
00:52:53your competition huh miss tricksy don't risk your hands for them there's too many lives at stake
00:53:02don't worry i got this
00:53:06it's a deal i'll save lysander armstrong no one is dying on my watch
00:53:18lysander armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:53:25are you stopping me because you're scared i'd actually succeed homeless or not if you save
00:53:30my son i'll give you everything
00:53:41i'll even have lysander my heir marry you i'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:53:47i just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly
00:53:53113 degrees fahrenheit wait wait wait what what for don't listen to her she probably stinks so bad
00:54:00that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her firstly this is called greatness
00:54:08secondly even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral
00:54:13character what did you just call me there's a man's life at stake here and you're standing in my way
00:54:23don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm now stop getting in my way or i
00:54:30promise you you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon oh yeah yeah you want to see real pain
00:54:36where's the dog well put down the dog with pleasure
00:54:55left leaves the wrong breath
00:55:01you don't deserve to call yourself a doctor she's been poisoned it was her do you see any poison
00:55:12on me medicine in the right hands can save lives but in the wrong hands it becomes nothing but poison
00:55:19this isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine do you have one of your antidotes on you
00:55:24of course i've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes if i want to save someone even the grim
00:55:31reaper can't stop me
00:55:48why is she spitting blood this wasn't supposed to happen i thought you said even the grim reaper
00:55:54can't get in your way angel herbalist this is what i call malpractice this isn't fatal she'll live
00:56:03but she deserves a little punishment well where's the jacuzzi i asked for jacuzzi is ready right this
00:56:09way wait wait wait wait wait wait what the hell is going on you say you want your son to
00:56:13live on to
00:56:14give you tons of grandchildren don't you then stop getting in my way every second counts
00:56:21let's go for a dip shall we general armstrong your family is the richest and most powerful in the
00:56:31nation are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son hold on you two are going in there
00:56:38alone if you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked then sure invite everyone in
00:56:45all right all right but i warn you no funny business
00:56:53so
00:56:54so
00:56:57so
00:57:07so
00:58:39Oh, yes, sir.
00:58:43Oh, my...
00:58:57Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:59:00Please save my child.
00:59:18Rod of a sepulis.
00:59:38Rejuvenate.
00:59:47Praise!
00:59:48She is the healer goddess!
00:59:51No, please.
00:59:52Don't call me about it.
00:59:54I'm just glad I could help.
01:00:00Here you go, miss.
01:00:05Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
01:00:09in need?
01:00:22You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
01:00:27run!
01:00:30Aw, it's okay, little guy.
01:00:34I'll fix you right up.
01:00:40Right rewrites the wrong.
01:00:45Rejuvenate.
01:00:49See?
01:00:50Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb.
01:00:55Come on, Cleo.
01:00:56Let's go!
01:01:13Please, my brother's been in a coma the last two years.
01:01:17We have no idea what the illness is.
01:01:19If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
01:01:21The Elizander Armstrong!
01:01:23His military family basically owns the entire global stock market!
01:01:27He's so hot!
01:01:29Does he come with the money?
01:01:31Yes.
01:01:32He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
01:01:33Money.
01:01:34Fame.
01:01:35Power.
01:01:36It's all yours.
01:01:41Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
01:01:44Yes.
01:01:45Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
01:01:47Oh, I have another call coming in.
01:01:51Grandma!
01:01:52I'm dying!
01:01:54Save me, Trixie!
01:01:56Grandma?
01:01:57Grandma.
01:01:58When are you getting married?
01:02:00I'm already a hundred years old.
01:02:02I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
01:02:04And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
01:02:11Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
01:02:17We're talking about my brother's life.
01:02:20I don't have time for jokes.
01:02:22No!
01:02:31Please go feed your dog, miss.
01:02:33Don't let it starve like you.
01:02:35Oh, kind stranger.
01:02:36Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
01:02:39Grant me a wish?
01:02:40Mm-hmm.
01:02:40That you can barely feed yourself.
01:02:42The downfall of humanity.
01:02:43It all starts with the loss of faith.
01:02:46What?
01:02:47Oh, geez.
01:02:48This has given me a migraine.
01:02:50Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
01:02:53I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
01:02:56Okay.
01:02:57Uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
01:03:01Can you do that?
01:03:02I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
01:03:07Cleo, stay right here for a second.
01:03:09Don't go too far, Cleo.
01:03:13Hold still.
01:03:21What?
01:03:21My migraine's gone.
01:03:23Okay, then let's go.
01:03:24If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
01:03:27Come on.
01:03:28Come on.
01:03:28Oh!
01:03:42How is he?
01:03:43What is the diagnosis?
01:03:45Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
01:03:48I'm sorry.
01:03:48I don't know what this is.
01:03:50Aren't you the queen of medicine?
01:03:52You're supposed to be one of the best.
01:03:53Don't worry, General.
01:03:54I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
01:04:00I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
01:04:21I have no clue what this is.
01:04:24Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
01:04:30That's why we saved the best for last.
01:04:32Me.
01:04:33The witch doctor.
01:04:34I'll save your son, Lysander.
01:04:46He's not budging.
01:04:47There's no movement.
01:04:48Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this
01:04:54is.
01:04:55Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors.
01:04:58They've tried all these methods and they've all failed.
01:05:01If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
01:05:07Who?
01:05:10The goddess of healing.
01:05:14Wait a second.
01:05:15You're not talking about the legendary goddess heal.
01:05:18That's correct.
01:05:19Her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft.
01:05:24That's her motto.
01:05:26It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals.
01:05:28We are nothing compared to her.
01:05:30She is eccentric and elusive.
01:05:34No one has ever seen her before.
01:05:36If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I
01:05:41go bankrupt.
01:05:43I will find her.
01:05:44James, come put out a bounty to the entire world.
01:05:49Whoever finds the goddess healer will give her five million dollars.
01:05:53There's no need.
01:06:08I'll save your son.
01:06:11Who the hell is she?
01:06:12Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
01:06:14She's gonna save your brother?
01:06:16Don't be ridiculous.
01:06:18How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
01:06:21Exactly.
01:06:22God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
01:06:25She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
01:06:28Ew!
01:06:29She even brought a filthy dog with her.
01:06:32I bet it has fleas.
01:06:34That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion.
01:06:38Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
01:06:45Don't touch him.
01:06:48They say don't judge a book by its cover,
01:06:50but I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
01:06:53So step aside.
01:06:55I'll take it from here.
01:06:57Could you hold this?
01:06:58Ho, ho, ho, ho.
01:06:59You're not gonna touch my son.
01:07:01I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
01:07:05I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
01:07:08I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
01:07:14Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her would do for some.
01:07:18A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
01:07:25Ew!
01:07:26Disgusting.
01:07:26Go back to being a prostitute.
01:07:29Security!
01:07:30Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
01:07:33Let's go.
01:07:34If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
01:07:40Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander into no avail.
01:07:46Maybe we should give her a try?
01:07:48You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
01:07:52Alright, I'll give you a shot.
01:07:54But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall!
01:08:00Is that any way to ask for help?
01:08:03You'd be blessed to have me.
01:08:05And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
01:08:08But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
01:08:13Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.
01:08:16No, Miss Trixie, my brother is a hero to me.
01:08:19I can't lose him.
01:08:22Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
01:08:28My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
01:08:32Also, he's great with puppies, he'd make a great husband.
01:08:37Who says I want to marry him?
01:08:39As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
01:08:46Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
01:08:49I mean, look at her.
01:08:50Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
01:08:55Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.
01:08:59Continue wasting your time.
01:09:01But I'm saving this patient.
01:09:13Oh, Kate!
01:09:16What's happening?
01:09:18What are we doing?
01:09:29What the hell are you doing?
01:09:32I knew she was a perv!
01:09:34She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
01:09:36Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
01:09:40Are you insane?
01:09:41Security, smash her face in for licking my son!
01:09:45He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy.
01:09:52Yeah, right!
01:09:54I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him!
01:09:57Oh, okay.
01:09:57I've studied every disease known to man, right?
01:10:00I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
01:10:03And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?
01:10:10Huh.
01:10:11This?
01:10:18Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
01:10:21What?
01:10:22What?
01:10:23So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is, what, THE rod of a sepulius?
01:10:29Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
01:10:33I agree.
01:10:35I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point as of doctors who have studied
01:10:40for years?
01:10:41We are all certified.
01:10:43But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
01:10:47She's right about everything.
01:10:50Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
01:10:55And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what?
01:10:59Endogenic cryomorphine.
01:11:00Oh.
01:11:01And of course none of you have heard of it.
01:11:03Because I just discovered it.
01:11:05This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
01:11:10The chances are a billion to one.
01:11:11A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
01:11:14But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
01:11:19What a bunch of baloney.
01:11:21I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
01:11:25Precisely.
01:11:26You are just a scamming prostitute.
01:11:28You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
01:11:33I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
01:11:37Oh, so she went to the super circus instead.
01:11:41And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases, which mean nothing, if you can't
01:11:48wake him up.
01:11:49Is that supposed to be a challenge?
01:11:51Oh, yeah.
01:11:53If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up, I think you all should grow parts of your brain
01:11:59back.
01:11:59Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
01:12:04What is that supposed to mean?
01:12:05It means you're being schooled by me, and I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
01:12:11Then let's have a bet.
01:12:13If you can't heal him, we'll break your hands.
01:12:18And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
01:12:25These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
01:12:29You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
01:12:32Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
01:12:36There's too many lives at stake.
01:12:39Don't worry, I got this.
01:12:44It's a deal!
01:12:46I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
01:12:48No one is dying on my watch.
01:12:55Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
01:13:03Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
01:13:06Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
01:13:18I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
01:13:22I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
01:13:25I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
01:13:29Prepare a Jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
01:13:33Wait, wait, wait, wait, what for?
01:13:34Don't listen to her!
01:13:37She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
01:13:42Firstly, this is called greatness.
01:13:45Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
01:13:53What? Did you just call me?
01:13:57There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way.
01:14:02Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
01:14:05Now stop getting in my way, or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
01:14:11Oh yeah?
01:14:12Yeah, you wanna see real pain? Where's the dog?
01:14:15Well put down the dog!
01:14:16With pleasure.
01:14:33Left leaves the wrong breath.
01:14:39You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
01:14:44She's been poisoned!
01:14:46It was her!
01:14:48Do you see any poison on me?
01:14:50Medicine in the right hands can save lives, but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
01:14:56This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
01:15:00Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
01:15:02Of course.
01:15:03I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
01:15:07If I wanna save someone, even the grim reaper can't stop me.
01:15:26Why is she spitting blood?
01:15:28This wasn't supposed to happen!
01:15:30I thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way, angel herbalist.
01:15:34This is what I call... malpractice.
01:15:38This isn't fatal, she'll live.
01:15:40But she deserves a little punishment.
01:15:42Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
01:15:45Jacuzzi is ready?
01:15:46Right this way.
01:15:47Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
01:15:49What the hell is going on?
01:15:50You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
01:15:54Then stop getting in my way.
01:15:56Every second counts.
01:15:59Let's go for our dip, shall we?
01:16:04General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
01:16:09Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
01:16:13Hold on, you two are going in there... alone?
01:16:17If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in.
01:16:23Alright, but I warn you, no funny business.
01:16:47You guys just want to see your son naked.
01:16:48So, let's go!
01:16:49I'll be right back.
01:16:49I'll be right back.
01:16:55FUN, I'll be right back.
01:16:56No, I'll be right back.
01:17:28You really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless conwoman, General Armstrong.
01:17:33Exactly.
01:17:34What if she gets pregnant by him?
01:17:36She could blackmail you for millions.
01:17:40That's what I would do if I was that poor.
01:17:42And then the Armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation.
01:17:46Held for ransom by a homeless woman.
01:17:49Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that.
01:17:52We have to have faith.
01:17:54Where did you actually find this little life?
01:17:57Uh, on the streets?
01:18:00Are you shitting me?
01:18:02You found this bum on the streets?
01:18:04Are you nuts?
01:18:05You don't know her.
01:18:06You don't know her background.
01:18:08She could be a psychotic murderer.
01:18:09That is it, General.
01:18:10You have to go in and stop this now.
01:18:12You're right.
01:18:13That's it.
01:18:13I'm shutting down this clown show right now.
01:18:16James, let's go.
01:18:17Yes, sir.
01:18:21Oh, my God.
01:18:21Oh, my God.
01:18:22Oh, my God.
01:18:23Oh, my God.
01:18:23Oh, my God.
01:18:25Oh, my God.
01:18:26Oh, my God.
01:18:27Oh, my God.
01:18:27Oh, my God.
01:18:28Oh, my God.
01:18:35Oh, my God.
01:18:35You