00:00What did the mermaid wear to her mouth glass?
00:05An allergy bra.
00:06I stayed up all night, wondering where the sun went.
00:10And then it dawned on me.
00:12Feel free to wait in the truck.
00:14If she so much as twitches.
00:17Don't.
00:22You got up pretty early if you want to grab more sleep.
00:24I'm not even tired.
00:33I don't know how to whistle.
00:35You don't know how to whistle?
00:36Did it sound like I know how to whistle?
00:38No.
00:41Seriously though, how the fuck did you do that?
00:44Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?
00:48What?
00:49Yeah, it runs in your genes.
00:54That is so goddamn stupid.
00:56You laughed, motherfucker.
00:57I didn't laugh.
00:58Yes, you did.
00:59Jesus, I'm losing it.
01:00You're losing it big time.
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