00:00You're leaving me for a girl who can't figure out how to sharpen a pencil?
00:02It's not about her, and it was a new sharpener.
00:03It was electric. All she had to do was push.
00:06Don't you understand? I need to start over.
00:08With her. She wins.
00:09It's not a contest. I just don't want this life.
00:12This whole Upper West Side, Classic Six, Best Seats in Temple.
00:16Wife. Two kids.
00:18I just don't...
00:21want it.
00:28So you'll tell your parents for me?
00:34Oh, that might be the funniest thing you've ever said.
00:38Tomorrow is Yom Kippur.
00:40I have 30 people and a rabbi coming over for breakfast,
00:42and this is the moment you decide to tell me
00:44you're going to ride off into the sunset
00:46with your half-wit secretary.
00:48Can I just say that you have
00:50the worst timing
00:53ever.
00:54I'm sorry.
00:56Go on. Get out.
00:58Grab some pens on your way out.
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