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00:00:00Sir, you were born with supervision.
00:00:02And with that power, you created a company that owns every luxury brand on the face of the earth.
00:00:07I do need Katie. I'm going to surprise her today and finally reveal who I really am.
00:00:12You can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about you.
00:00:15You're just a poverty case.
00:00:16I guess you're my new boyfriend now.
00:00:19Boyfriend?
00:00:19How did you know there was a spider in my throat?
00:00:22I have x-ray vision.
00:00:23Everybody get on the front now!
00:00:25Just who is Eric Dawson?
00:00:28He's a harmless, impotent...
00:00:29Fly!
00:00:30Impotent fly!
00:00:31We put him in the toilet with the rest of the human waste.
00:00:34You're going to have to bend down on your knees and kiss my ass.
00:00:39Listen, bitches. No one lays a hand on my date.
00:00:43You tried humiliating me.
00:00:45I gave the rest of you so many chances.
00:00:50You look like a wannabe who's about to find out what real power is.
00:01:09Can I help you?
00:01:11I'm just picking up a gift from my girlfriend.
00:01:14That's sweet.
00:01:15But that watch is $500,000.
00:01:18It shouldn't be.
00:01:19The escapement is off by 0.5 millimeters, which will result in a plus three, minus three second time inaccuracy.
00:01:25Please take it off the floor.
00:01:27Look, I don't have time for this.
00:01:30LVMX, the largest luxury brand empire in the world, just bought us.
00:01:34And their mysterious owner is coming here today.
00:01:37Yeah, so I heard.
00:01:49Surprise.
00:01:50Oh my god.
00:01:51Oh my god.
00:01:52Wow.
00:01:53I am so sorry, Mr. Dawson.
00:01:55I didn't realize it was you.
00:01:57Don't worry about it.
00:01:59I dressed down today.
00:02:10Oh, I can't see.
00:02:12Get down.
00:02:13Press the line.
00:02:20Everybody get on the fucking ground now!
00:02:28Mr. Dawson needs us.
00:02:32Let's go, boys.
00:02:35You, grab the fucking bags and come with us.
00:02:38Yeah, I don't think so.
00:02:40Oh, we got a smart ass, huh?
00:02:42I'll give you ten seconds before I put a bullet in that smoked face of yours.
00:02:46Can we make it five?
00:02:47What?
00:02:48Yeah, five seconds.
00:02:50That should be enough time.
00:02:51Five.
00:02:52Four.
00:02:53Three.
00:02:54You're dead, kid!
00:02:56Two.
00:02:58And...
00:02:59Enjoy prison.
00:03:01What the...
00:03:05Don't fucking move.
00:03:06Get the fuck back!
00:03:07Get back right now, or I'll shoot the kid!
00:03:12I'm warning you!
00:03:15Weak spot.
00:03:16Bad wrist.
00:03:17Hairline fracture that never healed.
00:03:38This one's perfect.
00:03:39I'll take it.
00:03:41I'd love to stay and chat, but...
00:03:45My copter's here.
00:03:47And I'm gonna be late to my first day of class.
00:03:50Boss!
00:04:01You were born with supervision.
00:04:06I know.
00:04:07And with that power, you created LVMX, a company that owns nearly every luxury brand on the face of the
00:04:13earth.
00:04:13Is there a question in there somewhere?
00:04:15Maple Valley is a prestigious high school.
00:04:17Best in the country.
00:04:18But it's still just that.
00:04:19A high school.
00:04:20You don't need this.
00:04:22But...
00:04:23I do need Katie.
00:04:28We've been dating long distance for forever now.
00:04:31And I'm gonna surprise her today, and finally reveal who I really am.
00:04:35She'll be shocked.
00:04:36Yeah.
00:04:37Especially when she finds out that I was able to use my connections to get her favorite social media idol,
00:04:43Liv Sparks, to transfer to this school.
00:04:50Mr. Dawson, maybe change into a uniform that hasn't been through an explosion?
00:04:54I can't.
00:04:55I miss Homeroom.
00:04:56Oh my God, Liv Sparks is coming.
00:04:58She's gotta be active.
00:04:59I wonder where Katie is.
00:05:01Oh my God!
00:05:05It's Liv Sparks!
00:05:14I can't believe she's at her school!
00:05:16She's one of the hottest influencers in the world!
00:05:21Katie will be thrilled when she meets her idol.
00:05:24Miss Sparks will not be taking selfies today.
00:05:31Hey, you.
00:05:32What's Sparks?
00:05:33I have a 4.0.
00:05:35I drive a Mercedes Gullwing, and I also have 400 million followers across all my socials.
00:05:40Uh, I'm...
00:05:42Eric.
00:05:44I have a 0.0, and I don't drive, although I'm pretty good at skateboarding.
00:05:49And I have no followers on any social media.
00:05:53Hey, well, you're not exactly what I was expecting, but I guess you're my new boyfriend now.
00:06:00What?
00:06:00Boyfriend?
00:06:02I'm sorry, I thought my messages were pretty clear.
00:06:05Having a boyfriend will be good for my image.
00:06:07I mean, we just need to be seen in public together a few times.
00:06:11You are the fake boyfriend that we hired, right?
00:06:14I think you've got the wrong guy.
00:06:16I have a girlfriend, and that watch is for her.
00:06:21Huh.
00:06:22I thought that I told you to have the fake boyfriend we hired standing here for me.
00:06:25I was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat.
00:06:37Oh, look.
00:06:38I am so sorry about all of this.
00:06:41Liv, wait!
00:06:42It's okay.
00:06:45You need more than a tonic.
00:06:47That's not a sore throat.
00:06:48You're going to die.
00:06:50What?
00:06:51Why would you say that to me?
00:06:52If you don't go to the nurse in ten minutes, you will die.
00:06:58Promise me you'll go see the nurse.
00:07:00Okay, look.
00:07:01First of all, I've got the world's best online doctors on speed dial.
00:07:05Why would I ever go see the school nurse?
00:07:08Just promise me.
00:07:11You need to go get your throat checked.
00:07:15Go.
00:07:16Now.
00:07:16Okay, fine.
00:07:23You're kind of weird.
00:07:25Go.
00:07:26Now.
00:07:30Wouldn't hurt?
00:07:31Tell Dr. Schuyler to cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here.
00:07:39Katie!
00:07:40Katie!
00:07:46Katie?
00:07:49Katie, what are you doing?
00:07:51Eric, what are you doing here?
00:07:54I wanted to surprise you.
00:07:57Eric, you're like my summer fling.
00:07:59You can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about you.
00:08:02Wait, this is the poor townie boy you were swimming with?
00:08:06Jeez, buddy, did you find that uniform in the dumpster?
00:08:09Who's this guy?
00:08:11This guy is Miles Pickett.
00:08:14I'm a big deal around here.
00:08:15Bro.
00:08:17Oh.
00:08:19This is sweet.
00:08:21Did you save up every last penny?
00:08:23Buying a cheap knockoff to impress your girlfriend Katie, huh?
00:08:27Meanwhile, I was in a party at my house this Saturday to welcome Liv Sparks to our school.
00:08:33How would you like to hang out with your item?
00:08:35Really?
00:08:35Yeah.
00:08:43It's already been almost 10 minutes.
00:08:45I can't believe I let him freak me out enough to call you here.
00:08:48All right, Liv.
00:08:50Say ah.
00:08:51Ah.
00:08:53What?
00:08:55Hold on.
00:09:14Oh, my God.
00:09:21You're lucky.
00:09:23One more minute and that would have killed you.
00:09:25He was right.
00:09:27But how?
00:09:28That's not a sore throat.
00:09:30You're going to die.
00:09:32I need to find that boy.
00:09:35Katie.
00:09:37Is this who you really want?
00:09:40Miles got me a FaceTime with my idol, Liv Sparks.
00:09:43Meanwhile, you bought me a cheap knockoff watch.
00:09:49She has no idea that I'm the one who got Liv to transfer here in the first place.
00:09:54Miles is legit.
00:09:55You're just a poverty case.
00:09:57You wouldn't know legit if it bit you in your plastic ass.
00:10:05And this, by the way, not a knockoff.
00:10:08This watch is worth more than your house.
00:10:15You're hilarious, buddy.
00:10:17I almost want you to stick around so you can make me laugh more.
00:10:28We're just not from the same worlds, Eric.
00:10:35You're right.
00:10:37We're not.
00:10:41I really thought I knew her.
00:10:48There you are.
00:10:51Oh my God, you were right.
00:10:54How did you know that there was a spider in my throat?
00:10:57It's a little hard to explain, but I have x-ray vision.
00:11:03No, really.
00:11:05I was born with it.
00:11:07Really?
00:11:08Yeah, really.
00:11:10Okay.
00:11:11Then what color is my bra?
00:11:17A gentleman never looks.
00:11:19Sure.
00:11:20You are so weird.
00:11:23What happened with your girlfriend?
00:11:26Former girlfriend.
00:11:27She broke up with me.
00:11:34Won't helping the school loser hurt your reputation?
00:11:38I am one of the most famous teenagers in the world.
00:11:41I think I'll be fine.
00:11:53Did your girlfriend break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision?
00:11:56Yes.
00:11:57Big talk coming from somebody who has to pay for her boyfriends.
00:12:00Oh, hey.
00:12:03Speaking of which, I'll do it.
00:12:06Do what?
00:12:06I'll be your trophy boyfriend.
00:12:08You look like you could use the affection.
00:12:11And it looks like you could use the money.
00:12:14Pays 10,000.
00:12:15An hour?
00:12:16It's quite a bit under what I'm used to getting paid.
00:12:19In total.
00:12:23Look.
00:12:26They're hosting this welcome live party tonight for me.
00:12:29It'll be our first appearance together.
00:12:32And don't talk about all that x-ray vision stuff.
00:12:36Okay?
00:12:40Your bra's red.
00:12:43And quite scandalous for school.
00:12:47Don't be late.
00:12:52Beat it, loser.
00:12:54This party's for the school's elite.
00:12:56Not for nerds with Pokemon watches, huh?
00:13:04What a squid.
00:13:07What a jerk.
00:13:10Hey, that was a really cool watch.
00:13:13Tell you what.
00:13:14Do you want to trade?
00:13:17That's a Rolex.
00:13:18I like yours more.
00:13:20Thanks.
00:13:21Make sure to change the battery every six months, though.
00:13:27I didn't know you were so sweet.
00:13:35Wow.
00:13:44Oh, I'm sorry I'm a bit underdressed.
00:13:47My wardrobe's being sent over as soon as my private jet refuels.
00:13:50Sure.
00:13:51Look, I heard that the head of LVMX is going to be here later.
00:13:54Yep, that would be me.
00:13:56So tonight has to be perfect.
00:13:59That means that if anyone messes with me, or my boyfriend,
00:14:03I will personally use my fame, money, and power to destroy them on a molecular level.
00:14:12My publicist is calling.
00:14:13Here is the invite and purse.
00:14:16See you there?
00:14:24Oh, my God, Miles.
00:14:25I can't believe you're the one throwing the welcome party for the Liv Sparks.
00:14:28Of course.
00:14:29You know, she's such a big influencer.
00:14:31This is so cool.
00:14:32I mean, I'm going to pitch her my makeup line, and if she promotes it, I'd make millions.
00:14:40What the hell is he doing here?
00:14:43Hey, buddy.
00:14:46This is an exclusive party, so you've got two options.
00:14:50You better either get out, or I'll kick you out.
00:14:55He looks like a homeless that found one of our uniforms in a dumpster.
00:14:59He looks like someone my dad would hire to pick up our dog's crap.
00:15:05You're trespassing, Eric?
00:15:08No, I'm not.
00:15:09I'm Liv Sparks plus one.
00:15:16Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:15:18Wait, wait.
00:15:20The Liv Sparks invited you?
00:15:22Yep.
00:15:27Liv Sparks wouldn't allow this scambag even 10 feet close to her.
00:15:33He's probably a stalker.
00:15:37You're a stalker?
00:15:38Bro?
00:15:39Why don't you go to her house and find this outfit, huh?
00:15:41What else do you take?
00:15:42Her clothes?
00:15:44Her panties, huh?
00:15:49You disgusting berber!
00:15:52Eric, you idiot.
00:15:54What do you think Liv is going to do when she finds out you're pretending to be her boyfriend?
00:15:57She will crush you.
00:15:59In that case, you probably don't want to piss her off by like, I don't know, insulting her date?
00:16:07Listen up!
00:16:08Everyone!
00:16:09Get this gooner freak out of here before Liv Sparks shows up!
00:16:16Make an example out of him, alright?
00:16:21Buddy, you really don't want to do this.
00:16:23I'm here with Liv.
00:16:24She would never, ever, in a million years date a piece of human waste like you.
00:16:28Liv wouldn't like you calling her boyfriend a human waste.
00:16:32You're so delusional.
00:16:34If I'm delusional, then why do I have her purse?
00:16:41Really?
00:16:42You have another fake purse and you expect us to believe that this is Liv's?
00:16:45That's not just pathetic, it's psychotic.
00:16:48Be careful with that.
00:16:49Oh, why?
00:16:50Did you take up extra shifts at Mickey D's to be able to afford that, huh?
00:16:56Is Liv just going to be so mad if I ruin her fake cheap knockoff?
00:17:00Oh, Katie, don't mess it up.
00:17:03Everyone knows that Liv Sparks gets her purses at Walmart.
00:17:06Don't get it dirty, huh?
00:17:08I have an idea.
00:17:09We should wash it.
00:17:10In the toilet.
00:17:17You do realize what Liv will do to you if you're in her purse, right?
00:17:21That's not her purse.
00:17:22You're not her boyfriend.
00:17:23You're just some creepy, poor pervert.
00:17:29She's literally just outside.
00:17:30You can go ask her.
00:17:32I have a better idea.
00:17:33This is what we think of you and your lies, Eric.
00:17:39Wait, Katie, don't.
00:17:47I tried.
00:17:53Where do you think you're going, white trash?
00:18:00I think it's time Liv Sparks sees the Maple Valley does when the lower class messes with her.
00:18:06We put them in the toilet with the rest of the human waste.
00:18:13Last chance.
00:18:14Just let me go.
00:18:17I'm going to enjoy this.
00:18:19No, you really aren't.
00:18:21Oh, shit.
00:18:22And you'll see why in three, two, one.
00:18:31What are you doing?
00:18:41What are you doing?
00:18:55What are you doing?
00:18:57I'm getting rid of the, you know.
00:18:59Do you even know who that is?
00:19:22Liv?
00:19:25There's no way.
00:19:27Liv Sparks just gives that guy?
00:19:29Oh, MFG.
00:19:31That means did I just destroy Liv Sparks' purse?
00:19:35Took you long enough.
00:19:37Jeez, must be much.
00:19:38Hey, there's your tongue in my mouth.
00:19:40Oh, my God.
00:19:41No, this is impossible.
00:19:42Miles, they don't even know each other.
00:19:45Eric, Eric, he must have drugged her.
00:19:47He must have put something in her drink.
00:19:49Of course.
00:19:50Of course the predator would do that.
00:19:51What a creep.
00:19:54Miles, do something.
00:19:55You can't just let me get away with that.
00:19:58Oh, come on, Liv.
00:19:59What are you doing?
00:20:00Getting you away from this poor peasant.
00:20:02It's for your own good.
00:20:06Oh.
00:20:09Who the hell do you think you are to touch me?
00:20:12And where is my purse?
00:20:16You're clearly drugged because there's no way in hell you'd go out with this guy.
00:20:22If it wasn't completely obvious by now, Eric is my date.
00:20:26See, see, that's what I'm saying.
00:20:28That's impossible.
00:20:29Like, what?
00:20:29And who are you to tell me who my date is?
00:20:32And again, where is my purse?
00:20:35Tell that, Katie.
00:20:39Say one more word, you goon or freak.
00:20:43You really want to get your hands off me.
00:20:45Why is that?
00:20:47You haven't drugged me yet.
00:20:49I could destroy you!
00:20:50Miles could break you in half, Eric.
00:20:56Old shoulder fracture.
00:20:57Probable lacrosse injury.
00:20:59A single jab will have him screaming on the floor.
00:21:01I'm going to make sure you never step foot in Maple Valley ever again.
00:21:05You hear me?
00:21:06Last chance.
00:21:08Hands off.
00:21:09No, I'm really going to enjoy this.
00:21:11You really aren't.
00:21:15What the hell, son?
00:21:22Dad!
00:21:30Look how mad my dad is.
00:21:31You should have left when you had the chance.
00:21:37Jesus.
00:21:41You stupid idiot boy!
00:21:44I stuck my neck out for you to throw this party.
00:21:48Do you know what will happen when people find out that you harassed Liv Sparks in my house?
00:21:54My career will be ruined!
00:21:56Dad, look at her.
00:21:57She got drugged.
00:21:59I mean, why else would she want to hang out with this kid?
00:22:01I'm kidding.
00:22:03Does she look drugged to you, boy?
00:22:07Sir, your son's a menace.
00:22:10Him and his little girlfriend destroyed my purse.
00:22:13And then he tried to grab me.
00:22:14And then he tried to throw my date out.
00:22:16You will sell your car to pay for her purse.
00:22:21I tagged in.
00:22:21It's this loser's fault!
00:22:23This loser is Liv Sparks' date.
00:22:26And you'll treat him with respect.
00:22:28Apologize now.
00:22:29Get on your knees!
00:22:31You can't make me do that.
00:22:33It's either that, or I whip you in front of everyone.
00:22:37Now!
00:22:38Yes, sir.
00:22:39Now.
00:22:46Sorry for...
00:22:46You really mean it.
00:22:53I-I'm sorry for...
00:22:56Everything.
00:22:59I'm really sorry, too.
00:23:01We'll pay you for everything.
00:23:03Damn right you will.
00:23:04Listen, bitches.
00:23:07No one lays a hand on my date.
00:23:11Wait, so...
00:23:12Eric really is your date?
00:23:15Phones out, people.
00:23:17Let's make this official.
00:23:21Come on, Eric.
00:23:25Yeah.
00:23:29First of all,
00:23:30I don't care how rich his dad is.
00:23:32Miles Pickett is nothing but a creep.
00:23:35And second...
00:23:38Eric Dawson isn't just my date.
00:23:41He's my boyfriend.
00:23:48I should have seen the chemistry between them before.
00:23:52It's obvious.
00:23:54It's official already.
00:23:56Moving a little fast, aren't we?
00:23:57Shut up.
00:23:58I just don't like bullies.
00:24:06Steve, what the hell do you think you're doing?
00:24:16Liv.
00:24:20I don't care if Samuel Pickett's son is the damn Antichrist.
00:24:26You are not going to insult one of the VPs of Vendys, especially not tonight.
00:24:31When the mysterious owner of their parent company, LVMX, is coming here.
00:24:36She doesn't realize that I'm the owner.
00:24:40So why don't you, uh, be a good little girl and apologize to his son?
00:24:46What?
00:24:47No way.
00:24:48Actually, ma'am, I'm sure the owner will be fine with the decision to...
00:24:52Boy, you said you could speak.
00:24:54This nobody is not going to be your boyfriend, okay?
00:24:58You are just a confused young child who doesn't know what she's doing.
00:25:03And, um, as long as you live under my roof, you don't make your boyfriend.
00:25:08I do.
00:25:10Who is this woman?
00:25:11My publicist.
00:25:13I am her mother!
00:25:15Your publicist is your mom?
00:25:17Don't even get me started.
00:25:19Listen, young lady.
00:25:20I set you up with Timothy Vought.
00:25:23So he'll be your boyfriend.
00:25:25He is the number one fashion influencer in the world.
00:25:29He's also a creep who hit his last girlfriend.
00:25:32Oh, that's hearsay.
00:25:33Besides, do you really think that Vendy would want to do a campaign with you if you weren't dating Timothy?
00:25:39He's a monster, mom.
00:25:41I never agreed to this.
00:25:43Now I see why LV wanted a fake boyfriend.
00:25:45Or a girl.
00:25:48Fake boyfriend or not, no one is treating her like this anymore.
00:25:52Not while I'm around.
00:26:02Richard, I'm sending you over a list of items I want you to obtain as quickly as you can.
00:26:07Yes, sir.
00:26:08I can't wait any longer, young lady.
00:26:11Why don't you just tell this dirty child to get the hell out?
00:26:15That dirty boy is my boyfriend.
00:26:33Oh, damn!
00:26:35That's Legs Pod in my house!
00:26:38It's one of the biggest MMA influencers in the world.
00:26:40Such a chap!
00:26:42Look at him!
00:26:43Oh my god!
00:26:45I was at the gym when I heard this fake news.
00:26:48Came over right away to find out for myself and kill anyone who gets in the way of my brother
00:26:54dating Liv Sparks.
00:26:59Whoa, that dork is screwed.
00:27:02Lex broke his last opponent's orbital bone.
00:27:05Dude's blind in one eye now.
00:27:07They were really trying to dump my brother, Timothy Vaught, for this sad-looking peasant.
00:27:12I'm not the one that walked into a party barefoot.
00:27:16Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:27:18I did not say you could speak.
00:27:20Do you know who I am?
00:27:22Do you know the power I have with my connections?
00:27:24I could end you right here, right now.
00:27:28I am a superhuman!
00:27:31He has no idea who he's talking to.
00:27:33The only actual superhuman on Earth.
00:27:35Is that so?
00:27:36Yeah.
00:27:37Because to me, you look like a roided-up wannabe who's about to find out what real power is.
00:27:53Look at this guy!
00:27:54He's got a big old set of balls.
00:27:57Yeah, that's what happens when they're not shrunk from doing too many steroids.
00:28:10Eric, let's just go.
00:28:12Yeah, go, Eric.
00:28:14Run away like the little baby you are.
00:28:17But first, you get down on your pretty little hands and knees, and you kiss my feet.
00:28:23Oh, this is going to be good.
00:28:25Yeah.
00:28:26Oh, this is going to be good.
00:28:28Eric's going to get embarrassed.
00:28:31Lex, please, just let me-
00:28:33You shut up!
00:28:33You're nuts!
00:28:34But first, your little cuck boy is going to kiss my feet.
00:28:38No, I'm not going to do that.
00:28:39And I'm going to send you to the ER.
00:28:41Send him to the ER!
00:28:44No, you're not going to do that.
00:28:46Oh, I'm not?
00:28:48No.
00:28:49Because you, deep down, you're scared.
00:28:57You scared?
00:28:58You're scared of what?
00:29:01Getting arrested?
00:29:03I'm tight with the most powerful people on Earth.
00:29:06I could legit kill you and need cover it up.
00:29:09You see this?
00:29:1010 mil, bro.
00:29:12Given to me personally by the head of LVMX himself.
00:29:16That's funny.
00:29:17I don't recall giving him any presents.
00:29:20That's enough.
00:29:21Lex, just let Eric go.
00:29:24Really, LV?
00:29:26You're freaking out over this guy.
00:29:31He has blackmail on you, doesn't he?
00:29:34LV?
00:29:34Is there something you haven't told me?
00:29:37Yeah, what's he got, LV?
00:29:39Is it your private collection of nudes?
00:29:42Oh, you did that!
00:29:44Because that should be just for Timothy, right?
00:29:47Maybe me, if I feel like I want to-
00:29:48That's enough.
00:29:49I don't know.
00:29:51Anything?
00:29:51Oh, yeah?
00:29:52You do not disrespect my girlfriend like that.
00:29:55Look at this boy.
00:29:57Thinks he at puberty or something, standing up for his fake girlfriend!
00:30:01You want some of this?
00:30:04Why don't you come and get it?
00:30:05Careful, though, princess.
00:30:07That might work for your podcast fans, but I've got cheat codes.
00:30:15We fought on the right knee.
00:30:17Recently dislocated patella, residual impingement.
00:30:22You should leave before you get hurt.
00:30:24Before I get hurt.
00:30:27You hear that, everyone?
00:30:29He's telling me, Lex Vought, that I should leave before I get hurt.
00:30:34I'm going to show you hurt.
00:30:37Oh, my God.
00:30:38Eric's going to get destroyed.
00:30:39I mean, Lex is one of the best MMA fighters in the game.
00:30:42He's going to body that arrogant prick.
00:30:44You're dead, little bitch!
00:31:06I tried to warn you.
00:31:10Eric, don't!
00:31:12Just go, okay?
00:31:13You can't compete with someone like Lex, and I don't want to see you get hurt.
00:31:19Don't worry.
00:31:20I'll be fine.
00:31:21I got this.
00:31:22No.
00:31:23Don't be an idiot.
00:31:27Lex!
00:31:28Eric's my boyfriend.
00:31:29You're not going to touch him.
00:31:30Wow, that's real brave, Eric.
00:31:32You need a woman to fight your battles for you.
00:31:36You know what I mean?
00:31:37No, you're not even an NPC.
00:31:39You're a sick dog that should be put down.
00:31:42I'm going to count to three.
00:31:44You better be on your hands and knees, kissing my dirty, bloody sea.
00:31:50Yeah.
00:31:52One.
00:31:53Two.
00:31:58Lexbot, big fan, bro.
00:31:59Love the podcast.
00:32:00Great.
00:32:00Why are you talking?
00:32:02Well, I was thinking for this guy, I think you should do something more than, you know,
00:32:06kiss your feet.
00:32:08I think you should make him kiss your ass!
00:32:16Yes, dude, dude.
00:32:17That'd be, like, so sick.
00:32:21Miles, stop.
00:32:22Shut up, Katie.
00:32:23Let me handle this.
00:32:24Miles, knock it off.
00:32:25Katie's just trying to keep you from making yourself look like an ass.
00:32:28Oh, stay out of it, Eric.
00:32:29You're not my boyfriend anymore.
00:32:30You don't need to protect me.
00:32:32Oh.
00:32:34Did you two used to date before your fake relationship with Liv?
00:32:40Why would a hottie like you date that loser?
00:32:43You packing some heat in those dirty pants, bro?
00:32:46No, that can't be it.
00:32:47Oh, I bet it was a fake relationship with her, too, huh?
00:32:57Well, both you ladies are going to find out there's nothing fake about me.
00:33:00I'm going to have a lot of fun with these two.
00:33:04Show them what a real man is like!
00:33:06Get off of me!
00:33:07Oh, I fucking love him, I swear!
00:33:10That's enough.
00:33:17I gave you so many chances to get out, but you just didn't listen.
00:33:23Yeah.
00:33:24Yeah, you touch them again, and I will break every bone in your body.
00:33:30Oh, yeah, you're dead.
00:33:43Starting with your knee.
00:33:50Who the hell are you?
00:33:54I'm the head of L. V.
00:34:00I'm the head of L. V.
00:34:02I'll tell you who he is!
00:34:04He's a dead man!
00:34:07The Voths are going to bury you, Eric.
00:34:09No one hurts a VOD and gets away with it.
00:34:11I heard he killed an opponent in the ring once, and he just walked off clean.
00:34:16Eric, go now.
00:34:19Him and his brother are protected.
00:34:22By who?
00:34:23You stupid child, who do you think?
00:34:25His brother makes millions for L. V. M. X.
00:34:28And in return, they'll let him get away with anything.
00:34:31Oh.
00:34:32So someone in my empire is covering up for pieces of crap like the Voth brothers.
00:34:37Eric.
00:34:38Eric, please go.
00:34:40I can't watch you get hurt.
00:34:45I will.
00:34:48But first...
00:34:57So, Lex...
00:35:01Who exactly is covering for you and your brother?
00:35:10Get him up!
00:35:15You're scared now, huh?
00:35:16Are your little boy balls shriveling up into your taint?
00:35:19Because they should be.
00:35:20No, I'm not scared.
00:35:21I just want to know who's protecting you so I can burn them.
00:35:26Eric.
00:35:27Don't be an idiot for your own good.
00:35:29Shut the hell up.
00:35:33Don't worry.
00:35:34I'll be fine.
00:35:36Trust me, okay?
00:35:40This whole thing started with me, okay?
00:35:44I'll take care of it.
00:35:46I was way too late for that.
00:35:48This little cuck bag just dislocated my knee.
00:35:51Now he's gonna pay with his life.
00:35:52Listen!
00:35:53You walking STD.
00:35:54You grabbed me.
00:35:56I don't care that you and your family have money and brands.
00:35:59I've got an entire army of fans who will dox you and make your life a living hell.
00:36:04All that it takes is one little post.
00:36:09Now is that any way for my girlfriend to talk to my brother?
00:36:24Oh my god!
00:36:26It's Timothy!
00:36:28In the flesh!
00:36:30Oh my god!
00:36:32It's Timothy!
00:36:32He fought in my house!
00:36:35He's one of the biggest influencers in the world.
00:36:38He's also a sociopath who uses his fame to get away with whatever he wants.
00:36:42Your little boy is a dead man walking.
00:36:44Hold up.
00:36:45Hold up.
00:36:46Hold up.
00:36:47Hold up.
00:36:47Hold up.
00:36:50Hold up.
00:36:51Hold up.
00:36:51Hold up.
00:36:54Timmy, bro, this little cuck bag just dislocated my knee.
00:36:59No, he didn't.
00:37:00Yeah.
00:37:02This knee?
00:37:03This knee right here.
00:37:11Shut up, Lex.
00:37:13You're a Vought.
00:37:14And you let yourself get beat up by a no-name?
00:37:18This no-name is about to end your career.
00:37:20Get him to the ER or something.
00:37:24Huh?
00:37:26This is over!
00:37:27This is not over!
00:37:28I'll kill you!
00:37:29I'll fucking kill you!
00:37:32Sorry about that, everyone.
00:37:33Hello?
00:37:34So like I said, Lex is my brother.
00:37:36And, Liv, you, you're my girlfriend.
00:37:39You're not being a very good girlfriend right now.
00:37:41And it makes me sad.
00:37:44I'm not your girlfriend, Timmy.
00:37:46Stop talking to me like you own me.
00:37:48That's the thing.
00:37:48I, uh, I do kind of own you.
00:37:55See, the only reason this simp from Vendy's all over your junk right now, no offense,
00:38:00is because of me.
00:38:01Now, I'm setting up a contract with them,
00:38:03but only if you become my girlfriend.
00:38:05Don't you get it?
00:38:06Sorry.
00:38:08Position's been filled.
00:38:15Not for long.
00:38:19Here's what's gonna happen.
00:38:20I'm gonna pay you $10,000.
00:38:23$10,000.
00:38:24Whoa!
00:38:25And you just walk out.
00:38:27Done deal.
00:38:28Huh?
00:38:29I bet you've never seen so much money like that in your life.
00:38:33Wow.
00:38:34Very generous.
00:38:36I know.
00:38:36But I have a counteroffer.
00:38:38You never speak to live again.
00:38:40And when my entourage gets here,
00:38:42I don't destroy every aspect of your pathetic career.
00:38:48Your entourage?
00:38:50You know what?
00:38:50Usually I, um, I'd kill you for talking to me like that.
00:38:53But I am having such a nice day today.
00:38:56Forget about it.
00:38:57I'll pay you $20,000.
00:38:58But here's the thing.
00:38:59You're gonna have to bend down on your knees and kiss my ass.
00:39:12A real sloppy smooch.
00:39:15Right here.
00:39:16Come on.
00:39:18Kiss his ass.
00:39:20Kiss his ass.
00:39:22Kiss his ass.
00:39:26Kiss his ass.
00:39:29Kiss his ass.
00:39:30Tell you what, you don't have to kiss my ass, big boy.
00:39:34Just take the money and get the hell out of here.
00:39:38Never talk to live again.
00:39:41Capisce?
00:39:43Look, Eric, that's double the amount I can pay you.
00:39:46I wouldn't blame you at all if you took it.
00:39:50$20,000.
00:39:51You are worth way more than that to me.
00:39:58Fine.
00:40:01$20,000,000.
00:40:03See, that number, it means nothing to me.
00:40:05But I bet it would change your pathetic little life.
00:40:08What do you say?
00:40:10Eric, don't be stupid.
00:40:12Take the money.
00:40:13I would never forgive myself if you didn't.
00:40:24$20,000,000 is pocket change.
00:40:28And maybe you impress your groupies with that.
00:40:33But, uh...
00:40:36I'm not your groupie, bro.
00:40:38He turns down Timothy's money like it's nothing.
00:40:41And he's not afraid of him.
00:40:43Just who is Eric Dawson?
00:40:46Oh, yeah.
00:40:47Liv and I aren't breaking up.
00:40:49So you and your star-spangled ass can walk on out of here.
00:40:54Shh.
00:40:55Shut up.
00:40:57It's time to deal with the real person in charge.
00:41:02Candy.
00:41:03Oh!
00:41:04Candy, honey, darling.
00:41:06How are you doing?
00:41:07It's always so good to see you.
00:41:09Oh, you too, Timothy.
00:41:11You too.
00:41:13Look, I want to talk business.
00:41:14But first, I brought a few things from my favorite publicist.
00:41:18Oh, Timmy, you shouldn't have.
00:41:23When's the last time you let someone spoil you, hmm?
00:41:26Oh, finally someone gets it.
00:41:29First up.
00:41:31Straight from Paris.
00:41:32Paris.
00:41:33The best skin cream in the world, riddled with actual therapeutic diamonds.
00:41:40Not available on the market.
00:41:42Worth two million dollars.
00:41:44Oh, you are so generous.
00:41:47This is going to get rid of my frown lines.
00:41:49What frown lines?
00:41:53I also know you specialize in crystal work, and this Alexandrite is the largest of its kind
00:42:03in the United States of America.
00:42:05Worth seven million dollars.
00:42:09Oh!
00:42:12Oh, I can't believe it.
00:42:14Since Liv and I are supposed to be dating, I want to be as much of a son to you
00:42:20as I possibly
00:42:21can.
00:42:21And Candy, tell me what kind of son doesn't love his mother.
00:42:25And the third gift, it's not just from me, it's from my good friends at Devrier Jewelry.
00:42:37Ha!
00:42:38My company owns Devrier's.
00:42:41This heirloom necklace was once worn by the one and only Queen Elizabeth herself.
00:42:48Now you wonder how much that one's worth.
00:42:51Priceless.
00:42:52Take it as a token of my respect for you and my absolute sincerity in dating your daughter.
00:42:59You know, once our relationship goes public, we are going to be unstoppable.
00:43:10Wow.
00:43:11Tim Tam, you're so generous.
00:43:13It's just too bad that all of this is just worthless junk.
00:43:34How dare you!
00:43:36What the hell is wrong with you?
00:43:37Eric, what did you just do?
00:43:40Oh my god, I can't believe this.
00:43:41Eric's dead.
00:43:43Let's get out of here before it gets violent.
00:43:45You filthy trash.
00:43:47You're going to die, I promise you.
00:43:48Timmy, don't.
00:43:51It's okay.
00:43:56You give worthless garbage to my girlfriend's mother and I'm proud about it.
00:44:01Worthless?
00:44:02Do you have any idea how much those were worth?
00:44:05Yeah, I know exactly how much they're all worth.
00:44:08Absolutely nothing.
00:44:13And I can prove it.
00:44:16First, those Parisian facial creams.
00:44:29Underneath the fancy exterior.
00:44:36The label says made in Ohio.
00:44:39Now remind me, is Paris in Ohio?
00:44:43And these diamonds are fake.
00:44:45They're just flakes of mica, which you can find anywhere.
00:44:50Here, try it out.
00:44:51It's definitely going to make you break out, though.
00:44:53Oh my god.
00:44:55He's right.
00:44:56I'll continue.
00:44:58This big Alexandrite crystal, which you're so proud of.
00:45:07Plastic.
00:45:11Whoa.
00:45:12How did he know?
00:45:14And finally, the necklace.
00:45:17Wherever you got this from.
00:45:19Be careful with that.
00:45:20It wasn't every yes.
00:45:22I should know I'm the owner.
00:45:25What's that supposed to mean?
00:45:27It means...
00:45:30Mark!
00:45:31Don't speak, don't Mark.
00:45:36That is fake.
00:45:43Who are you?
00:45:48Fine.
00:45:48Whatever.
00:45:49The people who brought these gifts for me screwed up.
00:45:52It happens.
00:45:54Can you do any better, loser?
00:45:56Of course.
00:46:00Richard, what's your ETA?
00:46:01Three minutes, sir.
00:46:02Make it one.
00:46:03Yes, Mr. Dawson.
00:46:05Eric.
00:46:06Stop messing around, okay?
00:46:08Timothy's dangerous.
00:46:09He's got a whole system of people who are there to protect him.
00:46:12You need to save yourself before he seriously hurts you.
00:46:17Please, just apologize to him for me.
00:46:22You know what?
00:46:24Timmy, I am sorry.
00:46:27I'm sorry for exposing you as the cheap hack that you are.
00:46:34And I'm really sorry for what's going to happen to you when my people get here.
00:46:37That's enough!
00:46:38I can't deal with this kid another second.
00:46:40Break his legs and get him out of here.
00:46:45You really, really don't want to do that.
00:46:47You stupid fool.
00:46:49You don't even realize what kind of trouble you're in.
00:46:52I guess we'll see.
00:46:53Get him out now.
00:46:55Mom!
00:46:55With pleasure.
00:46:58Break his legs.
00:47:02The gifts have arrived.
00:47:11Oh my God, it's Richard Thompson.
00:47:14He's the managing director of LVMX.
00:47:16He oversees 30 of the biggest luxury brands in the world.
00:47:19Why is he here acting like a delivery boy?
00:47:25Miss Sparks, it's an honor to gift you these gifts.
00:47:28From our cosmetic catalog, a vat of the rarest coconut oil skin cream from Indonesia, aged 300 years.
00:47:37Its value, $10 million an ounce.
00:47:40And from our jewelry catalog, the largest pinite crystal in existence, last auctioned at $34 million.
00:47:51And finally, from the personal collection of our illustrious owner himself, the heart of the Pacific,
00:48:00the most valuable necklace in the world, last worn publicly by the Empress of Japan in 1762.
00:48:07Holy crap!
00:48:09Could all of that be from Eric Dost?
00:48:12I thought he was just some nobody.
00:48:14This was all going to be for you.
00:48:19Eric, I'm sorry.
00:48:21I didn't know.
00:48:22Please, take me back.
00:48:24Please!
00:48:25Katie, what the hell?
00:48:27Wow, she really screwed up her life.
00:48:29She walked away from a rich billionaire.
00:48:32I hope you and Miles enjoy your life together.
00:48:35Wait a second.
00:48:36Something is not right.
00:48:39Rich, my man.
00:48:43Mr. Thompson.
00:48:46These gifts you brought here today, they are from your company, right?
00:48:50From the owner of the company.
00:48:53You heard it here, folks.
00:48:55These gifts are from the owner of the company.
00:48:58Owner.
00:48:59He still doesn't get that I'm the owner.
00:49:03Hmm?
00:49:03So, Mr. Thompson.
00:49:06These gifts have absolutely nothing to do with this pathetic little nobody bitch.
00:49:19Show some respect.
00:49:24Whoa!
00:49:28Ugh!
00:49:29You show him some respect.
00:49:34Sir, you can't just slap people like that.
00:49:37Move.
00:49:38Now.
00:49:43Ms. Sparks, on behalf of the CEO, we look forward to our continued discussions regarding brand ambassadorships.
00:49:50Please accept these gifts as a token of our gratitude.
00:49:55Mr. Thompson, I have no words.
00:50:01These are for Ms. Sparks.
00:50:04Ms. Liv Sparks.
00:50:06For me?
00:50:08For me?
00:50:09What?
00:50:10Why her?
00:50:12Enjoy your party.
00:50:31So, what do you think of the gifts, Liv?
00:50:34It's way too much.
00:50:37No.
00:50:39If anything, it's not nearly enough.
00:50:45Wait, guys.
00:50:46No, no, no, no, no, no, guys.
00:50:46He just fooled you guys.
00:50:49Eric has nothing to do with any of this.
00:50:53What do you mean?
00:50:54Think about it.
00:50:54Think about it, right?
00:50:55Right?
00:50:55Did Mr. Thompson ever mention Eric's name?
00:50:59Anyone in the back?
00:51:00No, he didn't.
00:51:01He said the owner.
00:51:05That's it.
00:51:05That's all.
00:51:06But he slapped Timothy.
00:51:07No, no, no.
00:51:08He slapped me because I was disrespectful to him.
00:51:12It had nothing to do with this piece of shit.
00:51:16I can't believe I got to tell you this again.
00:51:18Get the hell out of here.
00:51:20Now!
00:51:23Get the hell out of here.
00:51:26Now!
00:51:27Tom, Timon, Timmy, whatever, your gifts still suck, and Liv and I are still together.
00:51:35You hear me?
00:51:37You thought those were all my gifts, huh?
00:51:40You really think I blew my wad early?
00:51:42Oh, I saved the best for last, bitch.
00:51:44And here it is!
00:51:49Holy mother of...
00:51:51Remember this?
00:51:52Is that...
00:51:52Yes, it is.
00:51:53It's that Vendi offer I promised you.
00:51:56And guess what?
00:51:57Because of me.
00:51:58Mm-hmm.
00:51:59I was able to get Liv my rave.
00:52:03We are rich!
00:52:06Yes, you are.
00:52:06We are million rich!
00:52:08Baby, this is it.
00:52:10I knew you were going places once you started dating, Timmy.
00:52:14Oh, it's no big deal.
00:52:15I just pulled a few strings.
00:52:18You know, LVMX owns Vendi,
00:52:20and I am a very, very good friend with the head of LVMX.
00:52:25The hell you are.
00:52:27You know him?
00:52:28His identity is the biggest mystery in the luxury world.
00:52:32It has to be.
00:52:33I can't let my executives know that they're taking orders from an 18-year-old.
00:52:37Timothy, I'm constantly impressed by you.
00:52:40Oh, Candy, you don't know the half of it yet.
00:52:43The head of LVMX and I are like this.
00:52:48I've never even spoken to Timothy Vaught before today.
00:52:52Oh.
00:52:55Not just yet.
00:52:56Liv will get it, I promise you.
00:52:57But only if she agrees to date me like we discuss.
00:53:04If she agrees to date me like we discuss.
00:53:07Oh.
00:53:07Of course.
00:53:09I understand.
00:53:10We understand.
00:53:12Excellent.
00:53:12And Liv, if you don't break up with Eric, I mean, that's fine.
00:53:15But I would just kill him and then take you.
00:53:18Okay?
00:53:19You need to understand.
00:53:21I always, always get what I want.
00:53:28You've got until tomorrow.
00:53:37Liv, if you mess this up, you are going to be blacklisted and your career will be over.
00:53:44So why don't you be a good little girl and listen to your mother?
00:53:47Liv, she's just using you.
00:53:52You don't know a damn thing about me or what I have sacrificed for Liv.
00:53:59What if I get Liv an ambassadorship with every brand that LVMX owns?
00:54:04Would you get off her back then?
00:54:06You are just a braggadocious child who doesn't know what he's talking about.
00:54:11If I don't come through, I will personally break up with Liv myself.
00:54:19Hey, it's okay.
00:54:22I got this.
00:54:26One moment.
00:54:30Go ahead.
00:54:31Are you still planning on revealing yourself as head of LVMX at Liv's party later?
00:54:35The plan's changed.
00:54:37I don't want to reveal myself anymore tonight.
00:54:40Liv Sparks thinks that I'm a nobody, but she's risked everything for me.
00:54:47I'm going to make her wildest dreams come true, but not in front of these mutants.
00:54:52Very good, sir.
00:54:59Candy Sparks, master publicist.
00:55:14You stupid idiot girl.
00:55:17You just ruined everything and all for this boy.
00:55:20What?
00:55:21What did I do?
00:55:22I just spoke to Richard Thompson and he told me that his boss, who is supposed to come tonight,
00:55:27just called and cancelled.
00:55:28And I think he cancelled because you broke the agreement with Timothy Vought.
00:55:33As if I'd ever want Timothy Vought as the face of one of my brands.
00:55:37Let's face it.
00:55:38You've been blacklisted.
00:55:40Your career is over.
00:55:41You'll be turning tricks on OnlyFans by the end of the week.
00:55:44Mom.
00:55:46Mom.
00:55:49Liv, I'm sure the owner of the company didn't...
00:55:51How would you know?
00:55:52What, are you going to tell me that you're the head of LVMX too?
00:55:56I mean, while I...
00:55:57Eric, stop.
00:55:58It's not funny right now.
00:55:59I'm not joking.
00:56:01Look, I knew that ending things with Timothy would be bad, but I am screwed.
00:56:06My career's over.
00:56:08Maybe not.
00:56:11As you know, I'm an executive at Vendy.
00:56:14And my boss is the one who can make sure your contract goes through.
00:56:18I can take you to meet him.
00:56:19That sounds suspicious.
00:56:21Really?
00:56:23You would do that for me?
00:56:25For you?
00:56:26No.
00:56:27For me.
00:56:28If I bring a fresh piece of ass like you to him, I'll get promoted for sure.
00:56:34Of course.
00:56:35I'll set up a face-to-face tomorrow.
00:56:44Something about this feels off.
00:56:46I won't let her go in alone.
00:56:51Richard, what is it?
00:56:52It's the prototypes.
00:56:53They're ready, Mr. Dawson.
00:56:55Perfect.
00:57:05The case is here, sir.
00:57:12Eric Dawson.
00:57:19With these contacts, I can focus my x-ray vision into narrow stimulated points of radiation.
00:57:27And by stimulated radiation, you mean...
00:57:43Very good, sir.
00:57:59Hey, babe.
00:58:00Eric, what are you doing here?
00:58:02I was in the neighborhood.
00:58:03Young man, this is no time for games.
00:58:06We're here to meet Olaf Olsen.
00:58:08He's one of the biggest luxury executives in the world and my boss.
00:58:12Olaf Olsen, that's who you're meeting with today?
00:58:15Liv, we should go.
00:58:17He's a total creep.
00:58:19You're just a kid.
00:58:20You don't even know what you're talking about.
00:58:22Liv, Olaf Olsen is the only person on Earth that can save your career.
00:58:33Look, Eric, it's really sweet that you're worried about me.
00:58:36I'll be okay.
00:58:38You should go.
00:58:40Liv, wait.
00:58:42Can I?
00:58:45This is my number.
00:58:48Just call me if you need me.
00:58:51And what's a little boy like you gonna do to someone like Olaf Olsen?
00:58:55Well, fire him for a start.
00:58:58Just call if you need me.
00:59:01Okay.
00:59:16Olaf, thank you so much for meeting with Liv here.
00:59:19She wants to apologize for any misunderstandings and she'd like to patch things up.
00:59:23I've always wanted to work with your brand, sir.
00:59:28Oof.
00:59:29Look at you.
00:59:30You were right to bring her to me.
00:59:32I see big things in your future.
00:59:35Thank you, sir.
00:59:37Now,
00:59:39I understand that you've been a bad little girl.
00:59:43I see when you disrespect my brand, you disrespect me.
00:59:48I'm sorry, sir.
00:59:49I didn't mean to.
00:59:50I didn't hear that.
00:59:53I said I'm sorry.
00:59:55I didn't mean to.
00:59:56Come again?
00:59:57I...
00:59:59I said I didn't.
01:00:00Shh.
01:00:03We're gonna work together.
01:00:04I need you to show me that you're gonna do what you're told.
01:00:09Now,
01:00:11you're gonna prove to me that you're sorry.
01:00:16How?
01:00:17You're gonna do a couple things for me to show just how much you're sorry.
01:00:22Then I'll think about helping you out.
01:00:25What
01:00:26things?
01:00:30You're gonna love them.
01:00:34Bring me those cherries.
01:00:46No.
01:00:48Not with your hands.
01:00:50With your mouth.
01:00:52Prove to me you can do more with that pretty mouth of yours than just talk back.
01:01:17In here.
01:01:20In here.
01:01:31Now.
01:01:33Two more.
01:01:38Two more.
01:01:40Two more.
01:01:49I can't reach it.
01:01:50You're gonna go.
01:01:55And swim.
01:02:34Nuh-uh.
01:02:36One more left.
01:02:38Liv, can't you count?
01:02:40There are three cherries.
01:02:47What's wrong, Gal?
01:02:49Who went out in the deep end?
01:02:50I can't swim.
01:02:54Honey, you're the one who wants something.
01:02:57I can't swim.safe
01:03:11Hmph!
01:03:15Hmph.
01:03:25Mhm...
01:03:36delicious
01:03:38are we even though?
01:03:40that was just the appetizer kid
01:03:42next up is the main course
01:03:43show me your instagram
01:03:49I bet you take real pride
01:03:51in that hair of yours
01:03:53hawking all these cheap shampoos
01:03:56making a pretty penny on all that
01:03:58I'm sure
01:03:58um
01:03:59yeah but
01:04:02why?
01:04:03your hair is property of me
01:04:08I want it
01:04:15thick, beautiful, strong, natural hair
01:04:21no wonder you have
01:04:22400 million instagram followers
01:04:25what are you doing?
01:04:36sir
01:04:37should I go
01:04:38and miss the best part?
01:04:40I'm going to let Liv here
01:04:42prove to me
01:04:43how much she wants this role
01:04:45by letting me shave her head bald
01:04:48no
01:04:48no I need my hair for the role
01:04:50no
01:04:51the job is long gone girl
01:04:53why are you doing this?
01:04:55you think you're so hot
01:04:57when I'm through with you
01:04:58you'll just be another bald freak
01:05:01I'm the one who's going to make sure that happens
01:05:04just call
01:05:06if you need me
01:05:09okay
01:05:09okay
01:05:16Liz?
01:05:17Eric, I need you
01:05:19they're going to shave me
01:05:20Liz?
01:05:20you're not going anywhere
01:05:23where are you?
01:05:24give me that
01:05:25where are you?
01:05:44you're not going to get away with this
01:05:45of course I will
01:05:46do you know how powerful I am?
01:05:49you can't
01:05:50you can't
01:05:51why can't little girl
01:05:56this
01:05:57is my
01:05:58contract
01:05:59signed
01:06:00by the head
01:06:01of LVMX himself
01:06:03that gives me
01:06:04total
01:06:05control
01:06:06of Vendi
01:06:08that gives me
01:06:09permission to do
01:06:10whatever I want
01:06:11to whoever I want
01:06:13whenever I want
01:06:20are you sure about that?
01:06:24are you sure about that?
01:06:31Eric!
01:06:34you okay?
01:06:37I don't know who you are
01:06:39but you're trespassing right now
01:06:41which gives me the legal right to kill you!
01:06:57what are you doing to her?
01:06:59you don't ask the questions
01:07:01I ask the questions!
01:07:02who the hell are you
01:07:03and what are you doing
01:07:04on my private property?
01:07:06I'm your boss
01:07:07Olaf Olsen
01:07:08at least for the next few seconds
01:07:09until I fire you
01:07:11he's that arrogant kid
01:07:12I told you about
01:07:14Eric
01:07:15how did you do that
01:07:16with your eyes?
01:07:17I'll
01:07:17tell you about it later
01:07:19but first
01:07:20I've got to deal
01:07:22with this creep
01:07:23who are you
01:07:25calling a creep?
01:07:27listen
01:07:28you were pissing
01:07:29your fucking pants
01:07:30when I was running
01:07:31fortune 500 companies
01:07:33fortune 500?
01:07:34go back to your grade school
01:07:35where I will bury you!
01:07:37bury you!
01:07:39so
01:07:39you're the one
01:07:40protecting creeps
01:07:41like the Vought brothers
01:07:42aren't you?
01:07:43of course
01:07:44I'm Olaf Olsen
01:07:46the cops don't even
01:07:47mess with me
01:07:49and now I own Liv
01:07:51she's mine!
01:07:54are you done?
01:07:55Eric
01:07:56we have to leave now
01:07:57it's too late for that
01:07:58you sniveling
01:07:59little tease
01:08:11I'm going to have
01:08:13my fun
01:08:14and there's nothing
01:08:15your little man child
01:08:16can do about it
01:08:17nothing
01:08:17he's a harmless
01:08:18impotent fly
01:08:19impotent fly
01:08:20are you sure about that?
01:08:24Eric
01:08:25we have to run
01:08:29Liv
01:08:29stay behind me
01:08:34destroy him
01:09:01what's going on here?
01:09:03I
01:09:05stop it now boy
01:09:06I don't know
01:09:07what you did
01:09:07but there's very
01:09:09powerful people
01:09:10protecting me
01:09:11like who?
01:09:12like the owner
01:09:13of LVMX
01:09:17hey
01:09:19would you mind
01:09:20waiting out there
01:09:20for me?
01:09:21but
01:09:22just
01:09:23trust me
01:09:28I'm the owner
01:09:29of LVMX
01:09:38sure you are kid
01:09:40I'll prove it
01:09:41in three
01:09:42two
01:09:50whoa
01:09:51what
01:09:54what
01:09:54what have you
01:09:55done
01:09:58how
01:09:59just a little kid
01:10:00and you're a liar
01:10:01and a creep
01:10:02and you've never met
01:10:04your real boss
01:10:04until today
01:10:09what the hell
01:10:12and now
01:10:14you're fired
01:10:16sir
01:10:17I had no idea
01:10:18you were the boss
01:10:19I have
01:10:19whatever you do
01:10:20please
01:10:20please just
01:10:21don't
01:10:21relax
01:10:22there will be no
01:10:23big news article
01:10:24about how your career
01:10:24is over
01:10:25oh
01:10:25thank you
01:10:26thank you so much
01:10:27because
01:10:27you're not important
01:10:28enough
01:10:28but
01:10:30you're also fired
01:10:31no
01:10:32no
01:10:33no
01:10:34and my friends
01:10:35at the FBI
01:10:36have been informed
01:10:37about your creepy
01:10:38little scheme
01:10:38enjoy prison boys
01:10:40oh
01:10:40no
01:10:41you
01:10:42son of a
01:10:43bitch
01:10:55careful
01:10:56it's hot
01:10:59sounds like your ride
01:11:00is on the way boys
01:11:00oh
01:11:02oh no
01:11:13you better tell me
01:11:14you patched things up
01:11:16with
01:11:17Olaf
01:11:17Olsen
01:11:18actually miss sparks
01:11:19I told Liv that
01:11:21she didn't need him
01:11:22what
01:11:23Liv
01:11:23I told you
01:11:24this is what happened
01:11:25when you don't listen
01:11:26to me
01:11:26I told you that boy
01:11:27would ruin you
01:11:28no mom
01:11:29Eric saved my life
01:11:31you think this child
01:11:32could save anybody
01:11:34I don't know exactly
01:11:35what he did
01:11:36but
01:11:36Eric is a good person
01:11:38I don't care
01:11:40if he's as rich
01:11:41as Timothy Vought
01:11:41I'm certainly
01:11:43not as rich
01:11:44as Timothy Vought
01:11:44that's for sure
01:11:45I'm much
01:11:47much
01:11:47richer
01:11:48look
01:11:49I am
01:11:51done
01:11:52Eric Dawson
01:11:53you failed to bring
01:11:54these
01:11:54brands
01:11:55who wants to live
01:11:56I can't even believe
01:11:57I played your game
01:11:59it's time for you
01:12:00to just
01:12:01go away
01:12:03no
01:12:03I'm not leaving
01:12:05Liv is my girlfriend
01:12:06no she isn't
01:12:08you did not
01:12:10hold up
01:12:11your end of the bargain
01:12:12no ambassadorship
01:12:14no girlfriend
01:12:16who says
01:12:17I didn't get
01:12:17the ambassadorships
01:12:23fashion
01:12:23fashion
01:12:23shoes
01:12:24cosmetics
01:12:25the entirety
01:12:25of the LVMX
01:12:27luxury empire
01:12:30five years contract
01:12:32with all of the brands
01:12:36impossible
01:12:36fake contracts
01:12:38you know I could have you
01:12:39arrested for this
01:12:40I can't believe you
01:12:42thought that I would
01:12:43just fall for it
01:12:44huh
01:12:44mom
01:12:45what makes you think
01:12:46that they're fake
01:12:46of course
01:12:48they're fake
01:12:48no such deal
01:12:50has ever happened
01:12:51before
01:12:51and you think
01:12:52he'd just
01:12:52magically make it
01:12:54happen overnight
01:12:55pathetic
01:12:56what would make
01:12:57you believe me
01:12:59someone from
01:13:01LVMX
01:13:02would have to come
01:13:03to this very spot
01:13:04right here
01:13:05and hand those
01:13:06contracts over
01:13:07let's see if you
01:13:08can make that
01:13:09happen
01:13:11okay
01:13:15Richard
01:13:16bring over the
01:13:17paper copies
01:13:17of Liv's deal
01:13:22still pretending
01:13:23boy
01:13:24Liv
01:13:25we don't have time
01:13:26for these silly games
01:13:27your career
01:13:28our life
01:13:29are practically
01:13:30on the line here
01:13:31I'm gonna have to
01:13:32walk you straight
01:13:32back to Olaf Olsen
01:13:34and you're gonna have
01:13:35to do whatever
01:13:36it takes to get
01:13:36back into his
01:13:37good graces
01:13:38no mom I'm not
01:13:39going back
01:13:39and then once
01:13:40and for all
01:13:41break it off
01:13:42with him
01:14:17Mr. Thompson
01:14:18I'm gonna get
01:14:20right to it
01:14:20Miss Sparks
01:14:21Miss
01:14:22Liv
01:14:23Sparks
01:14:24the owner
01:14:25of the company
01:14:26wanted me to give
01:14:27you
01:14:30this
01:14:30it's a
01:14:31five year contract
01:14:32across all brands
01:14:34we'd be
01:14:35honored
01:14:35if you were
01:14:36to accept
01:14:39Mr. Thompson
01:14:40you said
01:14:40this is
01:14:40straight from
01:14:41the owner
01:14:41of the company
01:14:42our owner
01:14:43is committed
01:14:44to a
01:14:45lasting
01:14:46relationship
01:14:46with Liv
01:14:48Miss
01:14:49Sparks
01:14:52thank you
01:14:53sir
01:14:53I'd
01:14:54be honored
01:14:54wonderful
01:14:56your
01:14:56photo shoot
01:14:57is tomorrow
01:14:58morning
01:15:04I got
01:15:06Liv
01:15:06the job
01:15:06I fulfilled
01:15:08my end of the deal
01:15:08no you did
01:15:10not
01:15:11get this
01:15:12for her
01:15:13there is
01:15:13no way
01:15:14you made
01:15:15this happen
01:15:15it's clearly
01:15:16the owner
01:15:17who sees
01:15:18her quality
01:15:19value
01:15:20and star
01:15:21power
01:15:22it's me
01:15:23who paid
01:15:24with my blood
01:15:25sweat
01:15:26and tears
01:15:27to get her
01:15:27to this spot
01:15:28I'm the one
01:15:29who really
01:15:30made this deal
01:15:31happen
01:15:36I'm the one
01:15:36who really
01:15:37made this deal
01:15:38happen
01:15:39Liv
01:15:39I got you
01:15:40this deal
01:15:41because you
01:15:42deserve it
01:15:44it comes with
01:15:45no strings
01:15:45attached
01:15:45if you decide
01:15:46that you don't
01:15:47want to be
01:15:47with me
01:15:47you still
01:15:48keep the contract
01:15:50I'll never
01:15:51take that
01:15:51away from you
01:15:54listen to this
01:15:54he thinks
01:15:55he can take
01:15:55this deal
01:15:56that the
01:15:57LVMX
01:15:58owner
01:15:58has given
01:15:59to you
01:15:59you need
01:16:00to get
01:16:00a boyfriend
01:16:01that's a little
01:16:01less narcissistic
01:16:03who like
01:16:04Timothy Vaught
01:16:05that's enough
01:16:06of you
01:16:07young lady
01:16:08we need to
01:16:09get going
01:16:09you need to
01:16:10be fresh
01:16:11for tomorrow
01:16:11your mom
01:16:13is right
01:16:13for once
01:16:13less
01:16:14you have a
01:16:15huge day
01:16:16tomorrow
01:16:16and I want
01:16:17you to be
01:16:17well rested
01:16:20I'll see you
01:16:21tomorrow
01:16:21at the shoot
01:16:23good luck
01:16:24with that
01:16:24it's a
01:16:24closed set
01:16:25you won't
01:16:26be able
01:16:26to get
01:16:27in
01:16:27this is
01:16:28the last
01:16:29we see
01:16:29of you
01:16:30Eric Dawson
01:16:37we finally
01:16:38did it Liv
01:16:39we finally
01:16:39did it
01:16:40oh there's
01:16:41Timothy
01:16:41go make up
01:16:42with him
01:16:42right now
01:16:44Liv
01:16:45you finally
01:16:46came to your
01:16:47senses and
01:16:47agreed to
01:16:48date me
01:16:48I see
01:16:49no
01:16:50Timothy
01:16:50ow
01:16:51of course
01:16:52she did
01:16:52Liv knows
01:16:53what's best
01:16:54for her
01:16:55very good
01:17:02hey
01:17:03hey
01:17:04don't get
01:17:05shy on me
01:17:05now
01:17:05after all
01:17:08we do have
01:17:09some seriously
01:17:10erotic shots
01:17:11for this
01:17:12campaign
01:17:13and for
01:17:14me
01:17:16everything
01:17:17has to be
01:17:18real
01:17:18stop
01:17:19I have a
01:17:21boyfriend
01:17:21funny
01:17:22I don't see
01:17:23him here
01:17:24yeah Liv
01:17:25where is
01:17:26your precious
01:17:26Eric
01:17:27I thought
01:17:27he was
01:17:28gonna come
01:17:28here
01:17:28that
01:17:30broke
01:17:30he couldn't
01:17:30get it
01:17:31on this
01:17:31set
01:17:31that's
01:17:33what I
01:17:33said
01:17:33before
01:17:34this
01:17:34set
01:17:35is
01:17:35VIP
01:17:35and
01:17:36Eric
01:17:36is
01:17:37not
01:17:37VIP
01:17:38Eric
01:17:38is
01:17:39gonna
01:17:39come
01:17:39she
01:17:40said
01:17:40he
01:17:41would
01:17:41go
01:17:42up
01:17:42Liv
01:17:43Eric
01:17:44is a liar
01:17:45nothing more
01:17:46and he
01:17:47is not
01:17:48coming
01:17:48you're
01:17:49right
01:17:55what the
01:17:57no way
01:17:58Eric
01:18:02what the
01:18:03you're
01:18:04you're
01:18:04right
01:18:04I'm not
01:18:05coming
01:18:07because I'm
01:18:08already here
01:18:10this
01:18:10broke
01:18:11motherfucker
01:18:11again
01:18:12who let you
01:18:13in
01:18:13he's like a
01:18:14leech
01:18:14huh
01:18:15I just
01:18:16can't shake
01:18:16him off
01:18:17the leech is
01:18:18you Timmy
01:18:18okay
01:18:19enough of this
01:18:20this is a
01:18:21professional shoot
01:18:22okay
01:18:23and if
01:18:24you can't
01:18:24control
01:18:25yourself
01:18:25I'm gonna
01:18:26call
01:18:26security
01:18:27here
01:18:27so fast
01:18:28that your
01:18:28head
01:18:29will
01:18:29spin
01:18:29security
01:18:30doesn't
01:18:31answer
01:18:31to you
01:18:32here
01:18:32oh
01:18:33I've
01:18:33had enough
01:18:34of him
01:18:34okay
01:18:35I just
01:18:35can't
01:18:36I can't
01:18:37if you're
01:18:38gonna ruin
01:18:38this for
01:18:39me
01:18:39us
01:18:40well
01:18:42I'm
01:18:42just gonna
01:18:44break
01:18:44every bone
01:18:45in your
01:18:45body
01:18:46and I'm
01:18:47gonna turn
01:18:47you into
01:18:48jelly
01:18:49mom
01:18:50quiet
01:18:52I will
01:18:53pay you
01:18:5425
01:18:55million
01:18:56if you
01:18:57walk away
01:18:57and never
01:18:58look back
01:19:0025
01:19:02that's what
01:19:03you think
01:19:03Liv's worth
01:19:03to me
01:19:05well
01:19:05I
01:19:06I could
01:19:07pay more
01:19:07stop
01:19:09I'm tired
01:19:10of the
01:19:10both of you
01:19:11just treating
01:19:12Liv like
01:19:12she's your
01:19:13property
01:19:14to sell
01:19:14do you
01:19:20even think
01:19:21what comes
01:19:22out of
01:19:22your mouth
01:19:23Eric
01:19:29what are you
01:19:30two doing
01:19:30here
01:19:30I hired
01:19:31him
01:19:32as my
01:19:33assistants
01:19:37Miles
01:19:37you're
01:19:38cool with
01:19:39Timothy
01:19:39doing that
01:19:40to your
01:19:40girlfriend
01:19:40I mean
01:19:41if it's
01:19:42the
01:19:42Timmy V
01:19:44yeah
01:19:47see Eric
01:19:48I can tell
01:19:49talent
01:19:49when I see
01:19:50it
01:19:51and the
01:19:52only thing
01:19:53you're
01:19:53talented in
01:19:53is running
01:19:54your stupid
01:19:55mouth
01:19:59Eric
01:19:59after seeing
01:20:00who you
01:20:00really are
01:20:01these past
01:20:01few days
01:20:02I honestly
01:20:03I just feel
01:20:03sick
01:20:03I wish
01:20:04you could
01:20:04just erase
01:20:05every memory
01:20:05we ever
01:20:06had together
01:20:07yeah
01:20:07me too
01:20:09well
01:20:10it's almost
01:20:10time to roll
01:20:11and I
01:20:13have a
01:20:13first day
01:20:14surprise
01:20:14for you
01:20:15oh yeah
01:20:21remember my
01:20:22brother Lex
01:20:25you're
01:20:25deader than
01:20:26dead
01:20:26Dawson
01:20:31that
01:20:32just
01:20:32logically
01:20:33makes no
01:20:34sense
01:20:36maybe this
01:20:37will help
01:20:38a little
01:20:39taste of
01:20:39the pain
01:20:40you gave
01:20:40me
01:20:59what the
01:21:00no way
01:21:01Eric
01:21:02what the
01:21:02hell
01:21:03is that
01:21:03that's
01:21:04clearly
01:21:04just some
01:21:05stupid
01:21:06magic
01:21:06trick
01:21:06you're
01:21:08dead
01:21:08no
01:21:09stop
01:21:09stop
01:21:10please
01:21:11please
01:21:12Timothy
01:21:12please
01:21:13don't hurt
01:21:13Eric
01:21:13you're
01:21:14such a
01:21:15puppet
01:21:16Liv
01:21:16no matter
01:21:17what
01:21:18Eric
01:21:18dies
01:21:19today
01:21:19I have
01:21:21been waiting
01:21:21a very
01:21:23long time
01:21:23for this
01:21:24we're gonna
01:21:25smear him
01:21:26all over
01:21:26this place
01:21:26okay
01:21:27no please
01:21:28if you touch
01:21:29him you're
01:21:29gonna go
01:21:29viral again
01:21:30for all
01:21:30the wrong
01:21:30reasons
01:21:31you'll be
01:21:32cancelled
01:21:32all over
01:21:33again
01:21:33no Liv
01:21:34you will
01:21:35not do
01:21:36that
01:21:36I will
01:21:37just tell
01:21:38the papers
01:21:38that it was
01:21:40all a big
01:21:40mistake
01:21:41it was a joke
01:21:42okay
01:21:43because that's
01:21:43what a good
01:21:44publicist would
01:21:44do and that's
01:21:45what I am
01:21:46I am not
01:21:47gonna let you
01:21:47get on the
01:21:48bad side
01:21:48of Timothy
01:21:51better listen
01:21:52better listen to
01:21:52your mom
01:21:52Liv
01:21:53you can't do
01:21:54anything
01:21:54about this
01:21:57just let him
01:21:58go
01:21:59you know what
01:22:01since we will be
01:22:02working together
01:22:02I'll be generous
01:22:05such a nice guy
01:22:08um
01:22:09you know I want to
01:22:10start our relationship
01:22:11out right
01:22:11okay so I promise
01:22:13you Liv
01:22:13I won't kill him
01:22:15okay
01:22:17but I do have to
01:22:18take something
01:22:20what
01:22:21I'm gonna let
01:22:22Lex break his
01:22:24arms
01:22:25and then break
01:22:26his legs
01:22:30yeah
01:22:32that's not going
01:22:32to happen
01:22:35that's not going
01:22:36to happen
01:22:37what's going to
01:22:38happen
01:22:38is you
01:22:39and your
01:22:40worthless brother
01:22:40are going to
01:22:42leave my
01:22:42building
01:22:42now
01:22:45you're gonna
01:22:46leave my
01:22:46building
01:22:47now
01:22:48your building
01:22:49man waste
01:22:50this idiot
01:22:52if Eric
01:22:53has a death
01:22:54wish
01:22:54let him die
01:22:56I agree
01:22:57Timothy
01:22:59you tried
01:23:00humiliating me
01:23:01you humiliated
01:23:02Liv
01:23:04your worthless
01:23:04brother tried
01:23:05humiliating me
01:23:06you tried
01:23:07humiliating me
01:23:08you broke
01:23:09my heart
01:23:10and you
01:23:11just tried
01:23:12to keep
01:23:12your daughter
01:23:12under your
01:23:13thumb
01:23:15Liv
01:23:15has been
01:23:16the only
01:23:17good and
01:23:17decent person
01:23:18here
01:23:20and I
01:23:21gave
01:23:21the rest
01:23:22of you
01:23:23so
01:23:24many
01:23:25chances
01:23:27okay so
01:23:27um
01:23:28what are you
01:23:29gonna do
01:23:30to the rest
01:23:30of us
01:23:30I'm gonna make
01:23:32sure none of you
01:23:32work in my world
01:23:33ever again
01:23:35okay
01:23:36and um
01:23:37how are you
01:23:38gonna do that
01:23:38please
01:23:39enlighten me
01:23:41tell me how
01:23:42tell him how
01:23:43cookbag
01:23:44actually
01:23:47Richard can tell you
01:24:08that's because Eric Dawson
01:24:09is the owner
01:24:10of LVMX
01:24:17Mr. Dawson
01:24:18welcome back sir
01:24:21welcome back sir
01:24:22what
01:24:24Eric is the owner
01:24:25of LVMX
01:24:27Katie why did you
01:24:28tell me
01:24:28I didn't know
01:24:29how come I didn't
01:24:30know
01:24:30no no no
01:24:30that's
01:24:31that's impossible
01:24:32Richard
01:24:33Richard my man
01:24:35you're joking right
01:24:36stop
01:24:36stop messing with me
01:24:37there's no way
01:24:38this
01:24:38weak piece of shit
01:24:40is the head
01:24:41of a trillion dollar empire
01:24:44show some respect
01:24:45talking to the person
01:24:47who signs your checks
01:24:50Eric
01:24:53Eric
01:24:54my
01:24:54my guy
01:24:55you know
01:24:56I was just joking
01:24:57right
01:24:58I
01:24:58I was definitely
01:24:59out of line
01:25:01sometimes
01:25:01you know
01:25:02but it was mostly jokes
01:25:03I'm a funny guy
01:25:04no harm
01:25:06no foul
01:25:06right
01:25:08you can't just
01:25:08apologize your way
01:25:09out of this one
01:25:11Richard
01:25:12I want you to make
01:25:13sure that the
01:25:14Vought brothers
01:25:16are never in my
01:25:17world again
01:25:18great sir
01:25:20you son of a
01:25:21bitch
01:25:24my face
01:25:27my face
01:25:32good luck
01:25:33getting modeling
01:25:34work with those
01:25:34scars
01:25:35bro
01:25:38Eric
01:25:39I was totally
01:25:40wrong about you
01:25:41and well
01:25:43so does that
01:25:44mean that
01:25:45you'll break up
01:25:45with miles
01:25:46for me
01:25:48Katie
01:25:50totally
01:25:54and
01:25:54that's what
01:25:56makes you two
01:25:56so perfect
01:25:57for each other
01:26:00if you'll
01:26:01excuse me
01:26:01oh
01:26:04no no no
01:26:06no
01:26:06no
01:26:06you
01:26:07get your hands
01:26:08off me
01:26:09sir
01:26:11Liv
01:26:13I didn't know
01:26:14anything about you
01:26:15before I met you
01:26:16but everything
01:26:18that I've seen
01:26:18is
01:26:19everything that I want
01:26:21in my future
01:26:23Liv
01:26:24will you be my
01:26:25girlfriend
01:26:26for real
01:26:28yes
01:26:28of course
01:26:39now tell me
01:26:40what's really
01:26:41going on with
01:26:42those eyes
01:26:51you
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