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Love Island UK - Season 13 - Episode 48 (2026) 🇬🇧
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00:12Tonight, get ready for a festival of the hottest on-scene action.
00:16Oh my god, even this mic is burning.
00:18We've got new tunes to draw.
00:19I went to Spain to find a lover. He was so good, I won another.
00:26Bikinis to rock.
00:28Yeah, strut that shit.
00:30And Simba's to shock.
00:33Let me spell it out.
00:35Eww.
00:36What does it start with?
00:37Pete.
00:38You can't spell for shit, my love.
00:39And like all good festivals, the whole place is poppin'.
00:45It is proper musky in here now.
00:48Okay, the food's nothing to write home about.
00:49Does anyone know how to make scrambled eggs?
00:51I can't believe what I'm hearing.
00:52But we promise to make memories you'll never forget.
00:55Insane!
00:56It's a Corrie state of affairs.
00:59The whole thing is utterly bananas.
01:01I don't like a squidgy banana.
01:02It's Love Island Unseen Bird!
01:08It's a remix.
01:10Oh!
01:30This week on Love Island has been an absolute love fest.
01:36I love you.
01:38I love you too.
01:39We're basically like exclusive.
01:41I feel sorry.
01:42I feel sorry.
01:45Well maybe not all love.
01:47You tell me you like me, you tell me you're setting boundaries.
01:50It's a bunch of shite!
01:52He's a shite man!
01:53And we've also had multiple dumpings.
01:56Alicia.
01:57And Jordan.
01:59Finley and Martha.
02:02Lorenzo, I'm going.
02:03You can't tell me I'm not.
02:04I am.
02:05I came here and I found out what I think that I'm going.
02:08Enley went too.
02:10Resulting in Seven Islanders leaving the villa this week.
02:16But here on Unseen Bits, we love the L word.
02:22As we are here to lift you up.
02:25And you can't say we don't have the legs.
02:29As we litter you with lizards.
02:31Do you want a toilet?
02:32You're not going.
02:34What is that scary?
02:35Yes!
02:36Why?
02:38A load of licks.
02:43Lemons.
02:44How was this?
02:45How was this?
02:46I don't know.
02:49That's a good leg.
02:52Lingering smells.
02:53Ugh, you just got farted together.
02:56Someone.
02:56Oh, you just said it.
02:58Someone farted.
02:58Is it still in there?
02:59It breathes.
03:01It smells.
03:02It's so good.
03:03It's so good.
03:03You're actually gassing us out.
03:05I'm like, what the fact do they feed you with?
03:08That stinks.
03:10Lorenzo.
03:11Ah, ah, ah, ah.
03:21And a whole load of lols.
03:29If you think I could spell your laugh out.
03:31Oh, how would you spell it?
03:33Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
03:35Whichever way you spell it, this is Love Island Unseen Bits.
03:40Can I be on Unseen Bits?
03:41Of course you can, Joel.
03:44All right, let's get this party started.
03:45I'll see you tonight.
03:52MUSIC PLAYS
03:54Remember the fairy tale about the glass slipper?
03:56Well, settle down for the story of the brown sandal.
04:00Are they your sandals?
04:02Next.
04:03Yeah.
04:03Can I wear them?
04:04No, I'm wearing them.
04:05You actually?
04:06Yeah.
04:08You've got a pair.
04:09If you're wearing black, why don't you wear black sandals?
04:11They all match your outfit.
04:12Because I'm wearing the white trousers.
04:14Yeah.
04:15And you're wearing a black top.
04:16So why would you not wear black sandals?
04:18I've got these, but in black.
04:21You can't tell Lorenzo what to wear.
04:23Because I can't wear black with this.
04:24You're not going to match.
04:26But the black ones will match your outfit.
04:30See what I'm saying?
04:31Who's this guy think he is?
04:32I know that.
04:33No, I'm just...
04:34I've got a spot now, Tommy, because you're stressing me out.
04:37You've stolen my shoes and you weren't even going to tell me.
04:39I didn't know whose they were.
04:41Well, they weren't yours, were they?
04:43But that is quite disgusting that your feet are in my shoes.
04:47Yeah.
04:47Really?
04:48I can't lie.
04:48What?
04:49I've just had a shower.
04:50That works, is it?
04:52Samraj, can you believe this guy?
04:53Mate, I've let people...
04:54I didn't wear my fucking sliders yesterday.
04:57I've let Simba wear my Birkenstocks today.
05:01That doesn't give you all the right to wear someone else's.
05:03Oh, yes, Samraj.
05:06So that means that other people's feet have been in your shoes.
05:09You've then worn and then your feet have been in their feet and now your feet are in my shoes.
05:15That's even worse.
05:16In this case, an eye for an eye makes the world go blind.
05:20But in this case, a foot for a foot makes everyone walkless.
05:23Yep, think about it.
05:33Imagine if we were together, yeah, and we're in line in bed and then the next morning I've like turned
05:39into a snail.
05:40Do you mean like a little one or you use like a massive, like, the size you are now?
05:44A little snail, like a snail's eyes.
05:46Stop.
05:46Not a giant.
05:47Stop.
05:48No, no, no.
05:48What do you mean?
05:49So, I'm just a snail.
05:51And you were speaking and it sounded like you.
05:53It is me.
05:54You'd be like, oh, that's weird.
05:57Wouldn't you?
06:04Yesterday I was on the day bed, I was like, she's going on and on and on about.
06:08If I imagine waking up one day and I was a snail, what would you do?
06:13Like, if I was a snail, would you still stay with me and talk to me or not?
06:16And I was thinking, I sat there thinking, this can't be real.
06:20This can't be real, bro.
06:21Like, do I have a laugh about it or do you want me to say I'm going to stay with
06:23a snail?
06:24Bro, like, what the fuck?
06:25I said, like, I'm not going to be funny, like, I'm not staying with a snail, innit?
06:29Did you laugh me if I was a snail?
06:31Bro, when they get to that stage, bro, that means they like you, though.
06:34Yeah, but we're just going to madness out.
06:36Yeah, yeah, yeah, super comfy.
06:37Yeah, yeah, yeah, mad comfy.
06:39I was like, whoa, like, I don't know, like, I'll put you in a box and look after you.
06:43I'll feed you all the right green leaves and that.
06:45Put it on the bedside.
06:46Yeah, bedside.
06:47Fucking hell, man.
06:48Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:48It's funny, though.
06:49I don't know what happened, like, I've turned into a snail and my life is ruined.
06:52I feel like shit like that happens and no one believes it.
06:55It's now to see Martha's finally coming out of her shell.
07:14Last week, Unseen Bits went viral with an unseen clip that worked like a dream.
07:20Ah!
07:23Come on, let's do this.
07:25That's scary.
07:28Stop!
07:29How is Simba even funny when he's sleeping?
07:32Zzzz emoji face with tears of joy emoji.
07:38Bro, him grabbing Angie made it so much funnier.
07:43Rolling on the floor laughing emoji.
07:45Rolling on the floor laughing emoji.
07:48Face with tears of joy emoji.
07:52Lol, it's the way everyone just goes back to sleep.
07:57Sleeping face emoji.
07:59Rolling on the floor laughing emoji.
08:03Lol, I actually want to know what the man was dreaming about.
08:08He was spooked.
08:10Face screaming in fear emoji.
08:12Zombie emoji.
08:14You have to get up early to catch us out on Unseen Bits and we've had sleepless nights
08:18scrolling through footage to find just what Simba was dreaming about.
08:22Oh, that's a mad dream.
08:24Did you all start screaming, bro?
08:26No, you didn't.
08:26I promise you, bro.
08:30No, you didn't, bro.
08:31Did anybody jump up?
08:32Huh?
08:33Anyone jump up?
08:33Uh, Cav, Cav was awake.
08:36Is that Simba?
08:37You good, bro?
08:37You good?
08:38No, Simba, you don't understand.
08:40I could not stop laughing and then I was trying to go to sleep
08:42and as I would close my eyes, I would hear it and I started laughing.
08:45Mother Angie.
08:45She was fast asleep, bro.
08:47That's insane.
08:47Fast asleep.
08:49It was a horror scream.
08:50It was like, ah, like that.
08:51It was a scared scream.
08:55I was like, yo, what is going on?
08:56I didn't realise I screamed.
08:58What were you dreaming about?
08:58There was a recoupling.
08:59I'm still at the fire pit.
09:01There's like four versions of me, innit?
09:10Prototypes of me, do you get it?
09:11I'm the only, bro, but I'm the only real Simba,
09:14but Angie can't clock because they all look like me, innit?
09:17So I'm trying to say to her, bro, she's doing a speech, bro.
09:19She's moving like, you know, they give you eye contact.
09:21She's looking at everyone else but me.
09:26So I'm thinking, bro, like, what's going on?
09:28Over here, Angie.
09:29Over here, Angie.
09:31No, no.
09:32Bro, unless you walk out, no, no, like, bro, yeah,
09:36she's about to meet someone else, bro.
09:38No, actually.
09:39Like, screaming, bro.
09:40The girl right next to me, fast asleep, bro.
09:42Me could turn the samurai away.
09:44I'm so scared.
09:48That was so scary.
10:02Here's an unseen bit of the Islanders ripening up in the sun.
10:05And yes, I do think they have finally gone bananas.
10:08I like a nana that isn't, like, ripe.
10:11I like a nana that's, like, greeny yellow.
10:13No, I like yellowy.
10:15So it's hard.
10:15It's got a bit of a crunch to it.
10:17You like hard nanas?
10:19I like hard nanas.
10:20It's a bit sour when it's green.
10:22No, it's not green, guys.
10:23It's, like, just yellow.
10:24It's just gone yellow.
10:26Yeah, but there shouldn't be any green on there, really.
10:28Like, no, it shouldn't be fresh yellow.
10:30If you get into it, I'm not going to have a fucking tug of war
10:31with a banana to get into it.
10:32Do you know what I mean?
10:34A tug of war.
10:35I'm hungry.
10:36I want to get into my banana quick.
10:37I like it.
10:38I don't like a squidgy banana.
10:40Nah.
10:40Not squidgy, but it's got to be soft.
10:42Yeah, yeah.
10:43Soft and just yellow.
10:45Yeah, it's got to be soft.
10:45No bruises.
10:46No, no, no.
10:47No bruises, but I do like an older banana.
10:49I don't mind one or two bruises.
10:51No bruises.
10:52I like a newborn banana.
10:53Yeah.
10:54Because it's got to have that smell.
10:55I like the toddler stage.
10:56Where it's got that smell about it, do you know?
10:58What, the aged bananas have a smell?
11:01Yeah, like that, like, banana bread smell.
11:03Banana bread, yeah.
11:04When they go black, that's when you make banana bread.
11:06Yeah, we said we're going to make everyone a banana bread.
11:09Yeah.
11:09Did we say everyone?
11:10Yeah.
11:10I would just ask, yeah.
11:11OK, enough.
11:12Now this chat is driving me bananas.
11:14Let's split and go for something more appealing.
11:24I don't think this is what Finley had in mind when Tommy and Yaz invited them to do shots.
11:29Wow.
11:31This couple's giving.
11:32I don't know what it's giving, but it's giving something.
11:35Yeah, I captured all of that, yeah.
11:37That's how good I am, that's how good I am.
11:39Boo!
11:41I've been eggs!
11:43I don't know!
11:44Come back later to find out.
12:00You're watching The Tasty Show on TV, so open wide.
12:09Wow.
12:10Right.
12:10Thanks, Lorenzo, but in future it's probably best if I do the gags.
12:15It's Love Island Unseen Bears!
12:23We are bouncing our way back through the last seven days of footage to find everything that's precious.
12:28Boy, you are bouncing on me, bro.
12:30You almost broke my piece.
12:31No matter what cracks may appear, there are no problems that we can't smooth over.
12:36That's for your hair.
12:38What?
12:41What is it?
12:42Coconut curling cream.
12:44Bro, that goes in your hair.
12:45What?
12:46He's just put it on his face.
12:47I thought it was like a moisturizer.
12:49No!
12:50So get ready for the drama to pile up.
12:53So I started off as a carpenter.
12:55So that's it.
12:56Doing carpets?
12:57It's not carpets.
12:59It's wood.
13:00It's like timber frames.
13:01Oh, shit.
13:01That was so stupid of me.
13:03Believe me when I say our clips are so unseen, they could make your head hurt.
13:06Oh, my God.
13:10It smacked his head.
13:12I can't breathe.
13:13I can't breathe.
13:15It's Love Island on Seaman.
13:22Earlier, we saw Yaz and Tommy being papped by Finlay.
13:25That's how good it are, man.
13:26That's how good it are.
13:27Boo!
13:28I've been named!
13:32Okay, enough now.
13:33Yeah, I thought you just got rid of every other photo on there.
13:35That's what I'm thinking.
13:41Oh, shit!
13:42Oh, shit!
13:43Whoa!
13:45Finn!
13:48That's the second time I've fallen in this gaff.
13:51Bro, what the hell happened, bro?
13:52It's shoes!
13:53It's shoes, isn't it?
13:54Yeah, Finlay, what happened?
13:55Hopefully, we can see more from a better angle.
13:59Thanks, guys.
14:00That's so helpful.
14:01Not.
14:02That's gone on unseen bits, eh?
14:04Fuck!
14:04Yeah, that's straight unseen bits.
14:06As if we would put that on unseen bits.
14:08Or repeat it again in slow-mo for anyone who missed it.
14:21Here's an unseen clip of Lorenzo showing us his Italian side.
14:24Just be ready for the big forking twist halfway through.
14:28You have that last bit.
14:29I don't want it.
14:29I really don't.
14:30No, I don't want it.
14:32Tommy, that is the end of our friendship,
14:34if you carry on eating pasta like that.
14:36Why?
14:38How are you meant to eat it?
14:39I'm supposed to twist it like this, look.
14:44Is that how you're meant to do it?
14:46Well, yeah.
14:46Do you not eat pasta like that?
14:48No.
14:49Oh, that's quite cool.
14:50Oh, no, I've just hit the whole thing.
14:51It'll look like that.
14:55So, you put it in, twist.
14:56You've never eaten spaghetti or linguine like that?
14:59No.
15:00Because the whole thing comes on.
15:01What?
15:02Tommy, what are you doing?
15:03Look.
15:04You give it a twirl.
15:08Then eat it.
15:09OK.
15:10You have another go, then.
15:12Pick up your bits.
15:13A bit more.
15:14Bit more.
15:16Yeah.
15:17Give it a twirl.
15:17You give it a twirl on the plate.
15:19Give it a twirl on the plate.
15:20Give it a twirl.
15:22Do it a thin to a lissier.
15:24All right.
15:24Yeah.
15:25Yeah.
15:25And then eat it.
15:26There you go.
15:26Mm.
15:29Well done, sir.
15:30You can eat spaghetti now.
15:31Thanks.
15:33Oh, my God.
15:34When the series is over, I'm paying Lorenzo to teach me how to eat pasta.
15:38It'd be worth every penny.
15:45Early in the week, our latest bombshells whisked Priya and Finlay off on a double date.
15:50And it wasn't long before tongues started wagging.
15:52And I don't mean back at the villa.
15:54After the drama this date caused, we were hungry for more.
15:57So let's gobble up the unseen bits.
15:59If only there was a way to sum them up in one word.
16:04Oh, insane.
16:05This is insane.
16:07Oh!
16:09Insane.
16:10Insane.
16:11Guys, a bit more.
16:12Fin's not got any.
16:13No drink for you, honey.
16:15This is insane.
16:17This meat stinks.
16:18Actually does.
16:20A lot of bread things are a bad decision.
16:21And I'm stuck in tea.
16:22Go on, give me a cherry, then.
16:23Ah, cherry!
16:25Ah!
16:26Oh, my God.
16:27It's got a cherry in there.
16:29The way she was, like, trying to take it down.
16:35Shall we have a cheers before we go?
16:36Cheers, everyone.
16:37That was lovely.
16:38Enjoy.
16:40See you later.
16:40Do you want a top-up, babe?
16:41I would love a top-up.
16:43Let's do it.
16:43Let's go for a stroll.
16:45That wouldn't exactly be my definition of a stroll fin, but hey.
16:50Take a seat.
16:51Take a seat in my office.
16:53Feels like an office.
16:54It does, doesn't it?
16:55So far away.
16:57Very so far away.
16:59Feels like a meeting.
17:00I know, it does, doesn't it?
17:01Do you want any food?
17:02I know, a bit selfish, isn't it?
17:03We'll just go and scrunch it after.
17:04I have a question.
17:05What go are you here, like?
17:06Do you know what I mean?
17:07What's been your path?
17:08My path.
17:10My path.
17:11My path.
17:11Your path.
17:13Stop thinking again.
17:14My laugh is cooked.
17:16It just comes out, like, it's so loud and happy.
17:17Mine?
17:18Mine.
17:19Or yours?
17:19I'm really enjoying it, though.
17:22Well, what's not to love?
17:33Oh, inside!
17:41Last week, Lorenzo turned music in passario when he came up with a song for his protege,
17:46Julia, to sing at Eurovision.
17:48I've made a song for Julia to sing at the Eurovision Song Contest.
17:54I went to Spain to find a lover.
17:57He was so good.
17:59Yeah!
18:00I want another!
18:01And when they heard the producer and DJ Joel Corey was popping in,
18:04they headed straight to the studio to record a proper demo.
18:07Okay, so, yes, I'm here as a producer, Renz.
18:09I have my assistant writers here, Aidan and Yasmin, and our wonderful vocalist, Julia,
18:16and we're going to perform Saskia for the Eurovision Song Contest entry for
18:21Poland.
18:22Woo!
18:23There you go!
18:25I went to Spain to find a lover.
18:28He was so good.
18:30I want another.
18:32We had a kiss inside the castle.
18:35It was so good.
18:37It tastes like butter.
18:39He want more passion.
18:40I want commitment.
18:42I want commitment.
18:43We'll find a way to get fulfillment.
18:46I want to ride it like a cowgirl.
18:49I want to kiss, bang, kiss, bang, baby.
18:53I'm Boobalicious, baby.
18:54Everyone knows it.
18:56I'm Boobalicious, baby.
18:58I'm going to show it.
18:59I'm Boobalicious, baby.
19:01Everyone knows it.
19:03I want to kiss, bang, kiss, bang, baby.
19:21I want to kiss, bang, kiss, bang, kiss, bang, kiss, bang, kiss.
19:37The day, earlier on the day, or the day before, when I said...
19:39It wasn't today.
19:40It was yesterday.
19:41So, the day before then, I sat you down and I told you I'm going to have a couple of
19:45conversations with her, yeah?
19:46And then I went and didn't have any conversations with her.
19:49I proceeded to have no conversations with her.
19:52I've said I'm having conversations.
19:54I haven't had the conversation, so I went and had that conversation.
19:56And when I was in the conversation, I didn't want to have the conversation.
19:59I had a conversation with you and just spoke about you the whole time.
20:04That's not getting to know anyone, is it?
20:05That's just having a conversation about my situation.
20:08So, I took up the terrace today just to take the eyes off the conversation.
20:13I wanted to be in the conversation and not looking at you when I'm having the conversation,
20:16thinking about you and just keep bringing you up.
20:19I took her to the terrace, we had a conversation, and it was a flirty conversation,
20:22because I wanted to get something from the conversation.
20:25I wanted to come from the conversation with a better understanding of how I'm feeling.
20:29Mm-hm. That's all it was, and it was a flirty conversation.
20:36And, yeah, I didn't step over any boundaries that I set.
20:39We didn't kiss. We didn't do anything along those lines.
20:42It was just a flirty conversation, a deep conversation.
20:45I think I touched on everything in the conversation.
20:48Being in the trade, you would have thought
20:49Finn would have been better at building conversations.
20:57The crowds have gathered for the hottest competition of the season.
21:02But, erm, which competition was that again?
21:06Welcome to Fashion Week.
21:09Miami Swim Week.
21:10Miami Swim Week.
21:11Again, again, Miami Swim Week.
21:12No, Miami Swim Week.
21:13Sorry, sorry, sorry.
21:16Hello, everybody.
21:18Welcome to Miami Swim Week.
21:23Can we give them a round of applause, please,
21:26as they strut their shit down that walkway?
21:30Whoa, whoa.
21:31Okay.
21:33Go, Marfa, go.
21:35They're getting slippy.
21:36Go.
21:38You're doing amazing, sweetie.
21:42That's our girl, over there.
21:46All the way from York.
21:49Never seen anything like it.
21:51Ah, shit.
21:53I've not got these passes.
21:55Right then, can I get a round of applause for Julia from Poland?
22:05Oh, yeah.
22:07Wow.
22:07Strut that shit.
22:09Wow.
22:10Wow.
22:13That's our girl from Poland.
22:15Woo.
22:17Woo.
22:17Woo.
22:17Woo.
22:18Poland.
22:19Last but not least.
22:21Where, where from again?
22:22Where from again?
22:23Broadstad.
22:23Go on in this, Amrash.
22:25Have a seat.
22:25Can I sit in as well?
22:27Broadstad.
22:30Woo.
22:31The one and only.
22:33Yes.
22:35Woo.
22:38I love the walk.
22:39I like the hills.
22:40Wow.
22:40That's great.
22:41A bit of hand play.
22:42I like it.
22:43I like it a lot.
22:44I like it a lot.
22:45Stunning.
22:47So, thank you ladies.
22:49Who won?
22:50Who won?
22:51Well, we're going to find out from the judges.
22:53So, if I can just let the judges have a little discussion between themselves and we will
22:57play back after the break.
23:01Oi, I say when we take a break.
23:03Although, now is a good time.
23:05So, find out the results after the break.
23:18Good morning, Love Island.
23:31Hello.
23:33This one's mine.
23:34And we have some unseen cameras.
23:37Oh, he just smashed his head on the camera.
23:40Fucking hell.
23:40And they are recording 24-7.
23:43Yeah.
23:45Capturing all the ups and downs.
23:49Woo!
23:56We've created a cocktail out of all the delicious moments that we're missing during the week
24:00and it will leave you both shaken and stirred.
24:10Enough now, boys.
24:11This is Unseen Bits.
24:12Not a year six mime workshop.
24:15So, prepare for some hair-raising laughs that will leave their mark.
24:18Look at my towel.
24:20How did that happen?
24:21It's the hair.
24:22Let us get you in the right head space.
24:26Oh, for fuck's sake then.
24:30So, join us for an unseen safari that is all one big game.
24:35Do they have lions in Mallorca?
24:38Or, like, big cats.
24:39If there was mountain lions, guys, we'd be attacked.
24:43We'd be attacked.
24:44We've got goats and chickens.
24:46We've got goats, like, constantly.
24:48Where are they?
24:49Literally.
24:50It's just...
24:50And what's with the...
24:52How come they don't make that noise in the day?
24:53I'm so confused.
24:55Are they only let out in the evening?
24:56Are they only nocturnal?
24:58Maybe.
24:59Yes, Ellie, maybe.
25:02It's Love Island Unseen Bits.
25:09OK, let's go back to the results of Miami Swim Week.
25:12I've prepared for it by squeezing into my mankini.
25:16She ate it.
25:17She ate it.
25:17I like it.
25:18No offence, girls, but I think I've got this in the bag.
25:20Well, I've been training for this for years, so...
25:23I've been training before I could walk.
25:24We've made our decision.
25:25I like it.
25:26I like it a lot.
25:27We are back from our break, and the judges have decided our winner for Miami Week.
25:34So, we've decided the winner of Miami Fashion Swimwear Week is...
25:41Yasmin!
25:44Oh, my God!
25:46Sorry I was late, by the way, man.
25:47It's OK, it's OK.
25:48It's OK now.
25:50You deserve it, girls!
25:52Our three ladies!
25:54You look stunning, girls.
25:55Well done, girls.
25:56Well done, ladies.
25:56Stunning.
25:57Beautiful girls.
25:57Wow.
25:58Wow.
25:59Wow.
26:00Ladies divine.
26:01Can we have another?
26:02Thank you!
26:03Ladies, thank you so much.
26:04The boys also had a skimpy swimwear competition, and trust me, it was less Miami, more Grimsby.
26:19It is a little known and untrue fact that as well as being an expert on the M25 Ring Road,
26:24Lorenzo is also a talented songwriter.
26:26So the song goes...
26:32So the song is basically about a Nepo baby who is trying to woo these girls.
26:36Yeah, OK.
26:37I like it.
26:38And you need to feature me again?
26:40Yeah, I'll just have to feature you again, that's fine.
26:45Hey Joel, if you're looking for collaborators, you might want to check out Lorenzo and the others performing his new
26:49track.
26:50Are you up for that?
26:51Yeah, let's do it. Easy. Yeah.
26:54Are we ready, guys? It's dickalicious.
26:57Can Julia walk in?
26:58Yeah, she's got to walk in.
26:59Julia, you stand outside.
27:01Shut the door. She's going to walk in.
27:02This is so stupid.
27:04I'll tap her. I'll tap her.
27:06Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I need a bit of show.
27:08Should I be the doorman?
27:10Yes.
27:10I'll be like that.
27:10So when he opens the door, where's she gone?
27:12I want a bit of show.
27:14Come on, you lot. Hurry up.
27:15Joel is a superstar DJ.
27:17Time is money.
27:18The man has discs to jockey.
27:20Can we get a silence on set, please? Silence on set.
27:23Okay.
27:24Wait, I'm ready.
27:25Two, one, go.
27:27It's Nepo Baby DJ.
27:30Who even is that guy?
27:31He looks like some asshole.
27:34Right?
27:34How embarrassing.
27:36Seriously.
27:37So weird.
27:38Weird.
27:39Hi.
27:40Do you not know who that is?
27:42No.
27:45It's Nepo Baby DJ.
27:47Oh.
27:50Go,
27:50don't be.
27:51Take me to the club.
27:53Keep it back.
27:55So quiz.
27:55Start your Арахop.
27:56I always get some Racers.
27:56Want to feel the buzz?
28:00Let's get fucked up.
28:03After Party, Nepo Baby, Penhouse Baby, Kiss Me Baby,
28:24Nepo Baby, After Party, Penhouse Baby, Kiss Me Baby,
28:42After Party, Nepo Baby, Penhouse Baby,
28:51Penhouse Baby, That was insane, Nepo Baby,
29:00So good.
29:03Lorenzo, he's a legend, and I know that he loves IB for two,
29:06so I'm sure I'll see him down on a beach this summer.
29:10Lorenzo, that was the intro scene, the intro bit was sick.
29:13I know it was. I woke up last night and I thought about all of this.
29:23Shall we just have some scrambled egg? Shall I cook some scrambled egg?
29:26Let's do scrambled egg. On bagel? We aren't going to bagels.
29:30Where are the pans in this bitch?
29:35It's another episode of Kitchen Sink Drama,
29:38starring Yasmin, Alicia and Tommy,
29:43also featuring Ethan, Jordan, Lorenzo and Martha.
29:49Do you know how to make scrambled eggs in a pan?
29:51Because I have not.
29:54Does anyone know how to make scrambled eggs?
29:57No.
29:58Please, because I don't know where to start.
29:59Just crack them and shake them about.
30:02Don't be stupid.
30:03Move it around.
30:04You're actually bannering.
30:05No, no, no.
30:06I'm serious. I don't know.
30:08I can't believe what I'm hearing.
30:09Is she bannering?
30:10That's why I'm hearing.
30:11Tell me, do you want eggs?
30:12Yeah.
30:13Yeah.
30:15Okay.
30:16Right, how do I do this?
30:20If she's making it, you can't say no.
30:22So I said yes.
30:24Hmm.
30:26How can you make a scrambled egg at this big age?
30:28That's my tip.
30:29I have no idea.
30:31How do you make it scrambled?
30:33I think we'll heat up the pan first.
30:35Do we put milk in?
30:37No.
30:37Butter?
30:38No.
30:39Now do I whisk?
30:40Yeah, with a fork.
30:42There's a load of egg in there.
30:44Like, loads.
30:45Is this not how you do it?
30:47Turn the heat up a tiny bit.
30:48It's on nine.
30:49And start letting it set.
30:50No, bro, it's on fucking nine.
30:52I'm so intrigued to see what these look like.
30:54Would you be eating this on nine?
30:55Tommy, how do you like your eggs?
30:57It's gonna be like porridge.
30:58No, you wait till you try this.
31:00All right, let's see.
31:01Then judge it.
31:02Have you marinated it with anything?
31:03Salt and pepper.
31:06What else do you want in it?
31:07Paprika.
31:09Where's that?
31:09Turn it down, turn it down, turn it down!
31:12It'll be like porridge.
31:13Oh, it's super weird.
31:15Tommy, can you look?
31:16Can someone look?
31:18No.
31:19Do you want to put something else in it?
31:21Okay, what though?
31:23Garlic?
31:25Okay, wait.
31:26Is that garlic?
31:29Mate, no, what are you putting in there?
31:31Garlic, chill.
31:33Bit of garlic.
31:34Garlic?
31:34I don't want garlic.
31:35I don't want garlic.
31:37They're putting garlic in the egg.
31:38What about a bit of hot sauce?
31:40Hot sauce?
31:43We need some stuff in that, babe.
31:45Salt.
31:46More salt.
31:47That's done, by the way, girls.
31:48We need more salt in that.
31:49Yeah!
31:50Then why is cooking so stressful?
31:59Don't lie!
32:01I could rock another one.
32:02Oh, please!
32:04Tommy, it's good!
32:05I get it.
32:06You need, like, a specific thing.
32:07Yeah, yeah, yeah.
32:08The mismatch didn't work for me.
32:09Don't say that!
32:10You've really hurt my feelings.
32:17It was cute.
32:19It was cute.
32:20It's nice.
32:21This must taste nice.
32:22It was cute.
32:24I'm never making you eggs ever again.
32:26It was cute.
32:27That episode proves just how scrambled Yaz's head is over Tommy.
32:38Here's an unseen clip that proves that time's fit in Ellie's relationship was on point.
32:42I'm so rusty.
32:44We teach him a simple one.
32:46Okay.
32:46Teach me something.
32:47So you're going round like that.
32:49Round.
32:50On the third one.
32:52Yep.
32:52We're going to flick the leg up.
32:54Oh!
32:55Rusty.
32:56You have to do it fast because the balance is crazy.
32:58Then stick through with the leg that just kicked.
33:01Yeah.
33:02Up.
33:03Up.
33:03Up.
33:03And then use that low.
33:05Step down.
33:05Turn around.
33:06Turn around.
33:07And back central.
33:08And then we hit her.
33:10Oh!
33:11Yeah, we go back here and we do this.
33:12Yeah.
33:13I think we're better than you guys, you know.
33:15I think it just needs to be a case of just...
33:19No, it's not garage.
33:20I want to do it.
33:22I want to do it.
33:22I want to do it.
33:23Take your shoes off.
33:24You want to do it?
33:25I want to do it.
33:25Two boys, two girls.
33:27You're going to swipe, swipe, swipe.
33:29Oh, he's Stephanie.
33:29He's Stephanie.
33:30Yeah.
33:31We're going to struggle with him.
33:32Swipe again.
33:33When you're here.
33:33Oh, he's going to struggle.
33:35And then hop.
33:35Hop.
33:37Yeah.
33:37Oh, he's stiff.
33:38When you're here.
33:39Turn.
33:40You go round.
33:40And then you're going to come round.
33:42Oh, that's bad.
33:43Oh, he's really stiff.
33:45Oh, he's really stiff.
33:46Five, six, seven, eight.
33:48Oh, that's too quick.
33:51You want me quick.
33:53I feel like I'm in fame.
33:55Fuck.
33:57Yeah.
33:59I think you do better now.
34:01Me and you now.
34:02Come on then.
34:03Five, six, five, six, seven and.
34:07One, two, three.
34:08Hop.
34:09Hop.
34:09Spin.
34:11Plie.
34:12Plie.
34:13Plie.
34:14And out.
34:16Oh, he got it.
34:17What's up?
34:18Can we get a go?
34:19Yeah.
34:20Can we get a go?
34:20Yeah.
34:23Can we get a go?
34:23Are you in?
34:25Yeah.
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35:27namö
35:36log
35:36Through YouTube
35:39complete
35:43so this morning the boys catch up around the fire pit and I wonder what they're going to talk about
36:00Who can do it best?
36:02Rainsau, you go first.
36:06You go.
36:15It's a remix.
36:20That's Deal or No Deal?
36:24That's not Love Island.
36:26No, it's not. This is Love Island.
36:31Oh, hello.
36:37We're back for one final burst of unseen bits.
36:44So let's snap to it.
36:45Work it.
36:47You're pointing at the shores, bro.
36:50As it's your last chance to see our islanders really get down to it.
36:54Do that in the middle.
37:01We're oiled up and ready to go.
37:04Massage, massage, massage.
37:07This is Love Island unseen meds.
37:10It's beautiful to look at.
37:12What a view. Oh, thanks.
37:14That view is unbelievable. Look at it.
37:16I thought it was about me.
37:17No.
37:21As the sun goes down, the humidity is rising and not everyone is happy about the one mess that is
37:26hanging around.
37:26I was honest about when I farted the first time.
37:29Oh, I can still smell it.
37:31It is proper musky in here now.
37:33Do you think there's been a couple more stink bombs since then?
37:35Yeah, Tommy.
37:38I told you.
37:40Bro, are you insane?
37:42Are you actually insane?
37:44Are you actually insane?
37:44You know four of them birds walking now and it just smells like pops.
37:46We're going to look like right idiots.
37:48Oh, so it's Lorenzo.
37:49Yes.
37:50Drive by fart.
37:51I can't believe you'd have squeezed that heart in that stance.
37:54That was crazy work.
37:55That's risky, bruv.
37:58Fart now, look.
38:00No.
38:00Tommy, I swear down, I'll never speak to you again, bro.
38:03No, Finn.
38:04Oh, go on.
38:05Go on, do it.
38:06Oh, my God.
38:10Drive by.
38:11Bro, that's the drive-through fart.
38:14You an idiot.
38:15Bro, that is film.
38:17You're not actually, that's disgusting.
38:19Drive by again.
38:20I might start doing that all the time.
38:22Oh!
38:23Just do that.
38:24Oh, my fucking God.
38:26That was a minute.
38:27It's like, it's like giving like a...
38:30Oh, what was that?
38:33That was good timing.
38:35That was good timing.
38:37Oh, my.
38:37That was him.
38:39Don't go back in the bedroom.
38:41Them three are just doing farts, bro.
38:44I think you'll find it is funny, Ethan.
38:47An islander's farting pays my bills.
38:49So long may they linger.
38:56I said to Angelista,
38:57now the arguments have died down between you and Simba,
39:00what are you guys going to talk about
39:02for the rest of your time in the villa?
39:03She said, don't worry, I've got just the thing.
39:06Maybe I can do like, like a spelling bee.
39:11Like, I can spell anything.
39:12Give me a word and I'll spell it.
39:14Your spelling is not that great.
39:16Trust me.
39:17That's my talent.
39:22Um...
39:27Ambidextrous.
39:28What?
39:31Ambidextrous.
39:32A...
39:34Ambidextrous.
39:35Actually, new word for it.
39:36I don't know how to spell ambidextrous.
39:37Okay.
39:45Um...
39:45Hey, Jordan.
39:46Give me a big word.
39:47It's the biggest word you know.
39:49No, don't give a big word.
39:50No, no, no, no.
39:51Give me a big word.
39:51Give me a big word, bro.
39:56Vacuum.
39:57Vacuum.
40:07Vacuum.
40:11CC, innit?
40:12It's CC.
40:14Is it CC?
40:15Yeah.
40:15Yeah.
40:16What about, um...
40:17Umatic?
40:19Umatic?
40:19Umatic.
40:21Umatic.
40:22Umatic.
40:23Umatic.
40:24Umatic.
40:25Ah!
40:28Hold that!
40:30U!
40:32Hold that!
40:33What does it start with?
40:35P.
40:35P?
40:36That's P-matic.
40:37No.
40:38No, it isn't P-matic.
40:39It's like P-E or something.
40:41P?
40:42Oh, damn.
40:43You can't spell for shit, my love.
40:44Try a smelling bee instead.
40:46I've got something brewing that begins with an F.
40:56LI Fest hit the villa again this year with Joel Corey providing the sounds.
41:07And as these Unseen Bits show, it was this summer's hottest gig.
41:11Oh, my God, even this mic is burning.
41:12Woof!
41:13It's like hot potato.
41:15Joel's head and his heart are both fans of the show, so there was one very specific thing
41:20on his rider.
41:21Nice up, man.
41:22Nice to meet you, bro.
41:22Nice to meet you, man.
41:23You got a bottle as well?
41:24Yeah, I got a bottle, bro.
41:25I've got my souvenir here.
41:27Yeah, no-one goes away empty-handed, Joel.
41:29Although we did draw the line at you walking off with one particular islander.
41:32Who's coming out be for after you guys finish filming it?
41:35Straight on the plane.
41:37Can I come with you back now?
41:39Yeah, let's do it.
41:39Let's do it.
41:40Let's go.
41:42Neville, baby.
41:43Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop.
41:45After 40!
41:48A festival just wouldn't be a festival without toilet talk, but let's keep it clear and do
41:52a photo dump instead.
42:06But as Maya returned for an encore, the proper dump began.
42:10And this one was more deadly than a Glastonbury long drop.
42:13Been near Martha.
42:14I'm going, guys.
42:16I'm going.
42:16I'm going.
42:17I'm gonna do it.
42:17Beautiful people say go, go, go.
42:21Bye, guys.
42:22You've been amazing and given us a summer we'll never forget.
42:25Well, most of us anyway.
42:28Wait, so who did we lose?
42:29We lost Jordan and Martha, Ellie and Finn.
42:36Alicia, the one that you were coupled up with.
42:40Literally my couple.
42:43So fucked.
42:45That's not okay.
42:46He's putting himself in timeout.
42:49Shame on you, Aidan.
42:50How could you do that to...
42:51Oh, thingy-ma-jig.
42:57It's time for...
42:59Beach Hop.
43:02Bezanga?
43:03Bezanna?
43:03Bezanna?
43:04Whatever it's called.
43:05Am I wrong?
43:07Am I right?
43:08You're totally wrong, Tommy.
43:10It's...
43:11Beach Hop Bonanza!
43:15Ah, Beach Hop Bonanza.
43:17Yes.
43:18Let's get the show on the road.
43:21And this week I asked them,
43:22if you were an animal, what animal would you be?
43:26Woo!
43:27Okay.
43:28Perfect.
43:28I think I'd be like an ostrich.
43:31I just think they've got aura.
43:32The way that they just prance about like this.
43:35I personally think I'd be a little Pomeranian fluffy little puppy.
43:39Not a care in the world.
43:41You know, ditzy as per usual.
43:44I'm sure I've seen videos of animals where they're literally just like this.
43:48I'm gonna go lion, not Lion King, lion.
43:53Of course, Simba, Lion King.
43:57Lion or horse?
43:58To be honest with you, can a lion or a horse breed?
44:01Mika's a dolphin.
44:02She's bubbly.
44:04She's like...
44:05You know?
44:06So I'd probably say I am a koala bear.
44:10Minus the chlamydia.
44:12A Bengal tiger.
44:17Maybe like a lemur.
44:18Can't make me do that ever again.
44:20That actually can't go out.
44:21I think I would be a tiger.
44:24I think I am a black cat.
44:29We love a belly rub.
44:31We love a little cuddle.
44:39I'd say Aidan has got to be a gorilla.
44:43I don't know, a gorilla's like a bit stupid.
44:46There's something about kangaroos that just make me laugh.
44:48Yeah, that's how you do that.
44:50Jumping around a bit like...
44:57What am I doing?
45:00What have you got me doing in here?
45:04Come back next time for more...
45:07Major Bonanza!
45:13Hey Joe, you still here?
45:16There you go, I'll do some selfies.
45:18Okay, sure.
45:19But just so you know, that's almost the end of Unseen Bits.
45:22Oh, actually, I might just have one more thing for you to do.
45:25Just wait there a second.
45:26Sweet. Okay, so just stay here, yeah?
45:28Cheers, mate.
45:28You don't mind just signing us out.
45:31That's it for Unseen Bits.
45:32Come back next week.
45:34Cheers, Joel.
45:35Bye, y'all!
45:36Bye!
45:37Bye!
45:38Bye!
45:47Bye, y'all!
45:54Bye, y'all!
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