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Love Island UK Season 13 Episode 48 (2026) 🇬🇧
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00:12Tonight, get ready for a festival of the hottest on-scene action.
00:16Oh my god, even this mic is burning.
00:18We've got new tunes to drop.
00:19I went to Spain to find a lover. He was so good, I won another.
00:26Bikinis to rock.
00:27Yeah, strut that shit.
00:30And Simba's to shot.
00:33Let me spell it out.
00:35Eww. What did it start with?
00:37Pete. You can't spell it for shit, my love.
00:39And like all good festivals, the whole place is poppin'.
00:45It is proper musky in here now.
00:47Okay, the food's nothing to write home about.
00:49Does anyone know how to make scrambled eggs?
00:51I can't believe what I'm hearing.
00:52But we promise to make memories you'll never forget.
00:55It's insane.
00:56It's a corey state of affairs.
00:58The whole thing is utterly bananas.
01:01I don't like a squidgy banana.
01:02It's Love Island Unseen Band.
01:09It's a remix.
01:10Oh.
01:23Let's go, hands up, hands up.
01:30This week on Love Island has been an absolute love fest.
01:36I love you.
01:38I love you too.
01:39We're basically like exclusive.
01:41I feel sorry.
01:45Well, maybe not all love.
01:47You tell me you like me.
01:48You tell me you're setting boundaries.
01:50It's a bunch of shite.
01:52He's a shite man.
01:53And we've also had multiple dumpings.
01:57Aalysia and Jordan.
01:59I've been near Martha.
02:02Lorenzo, I'm going.
02:03You can't tell me I'm not.
02:04I am.
02:05I came here and I found out what I did.
02:07I'm going.
02:08And we went to.
02:09Resulting in civil islanders leaving the villa this week.
02:16But here on Unseen Bits, we love the L word.
02:22As we are here to lift you up.
02:25And you can't say we don't have the legs.
02:29As we litter you with lizards.
02:31Do you want to do it?
02:32You're not going in there.
02:34What, is that scary?
02:35Yes.
02:35Do you not think we can do it right now?
02:38A load of licks.
02:43Lemons.
02:44How was this?
02:45How was this?
02:46I don't know.
02:48I don't know.
02:49That's a good idea.
02:52Lingering smells.
02:54You just got farted together.
02:56Someone.
02:57Oh, you just said it.
02:58Is it still in there?
02:59It rains.
03:00It smells.
03:03You're actually gassing on that.
03:04Oh my.
03:05What the fuck do they feed you with?
03:08That stinks.
03:09Insight.
03:10Lorenzo.
03:185am in the villa.
03:20Baby, come and tell me that you love me.
03:24And a whole load of licks.
03:29If you think I can spell your laugh out.
03:32Oh, how would you spell it?
03:35Whichever way you spell it, this is Love Island Unseen Bits.
03:40Can I be on Unseen Bits?
03:41Of course you can, Joel.
03:44All right, let's get this party started.
03:45I'll see you tonight.
03:54Remember the fairytale about the glass slipper?
03:56Well, settle down for the story of the brown sandal.
04:00Are they your sandals?
04:02Next?
04:03Yeah.
04:03Can I wear them?
04:04No, I'm wearing them.
04:05You actually?
04:06Yeah.
04:08You've got a pair.
04:09If you're wearing black, why don't you wear black sandals?
04:11That will match your outfit.
04:12Because I'm wearing the white trousers.
04:14Yeah.
04:15And you're wearing a black top.
04:16So why would you not wear black sandals?
04:18I've got these, but in black.
04:21You can't tell Lorenzo what to wear.
04:22Because I can't wear black with this.
04:24You're not going to match.
04:26But the black ones will match your outfit.
04:30See what I'm saying?
04:31Who does this guy think he is?
04:33No, I'm just...
04:34I've got a spot now, Tommy, because you're stressing me out.
04:37You've stolen my shoes and you weren't even going to tell me.
04:40I didn't know whose they were.
04:41Well, they weren't yours, were they?
04:43But that is quite disgusting that your feet are in my shoes.
04:47Yeah.
04:47Really?
04:48I can't lie.
04:48Why? I've just had a shower.
04:50That works, is it?
04:52Samraj, can you believe this guy?
04:53Mate, I've let people...
04:54I didn't wear my fucking sliders yesterday.
04:57I've let Simba wear my Birkenstocks today.
05:01That doesn't give you automatic right to wear someone else's.
05:03Oh, yes, Samraj.
05:06So that means that other people's feet have been in your shoes that you've then worn,
05:11and then your feet have been in their feet, and now your feet are in my shoes.
05:15That's even worse.
05:16In this case, an eye for an eye makes the world go blind,
05:20but in this case, a foot for a foot makes everyone walkless.
05:23Yep.
05:23Think about it.
05:33Imagine if we were together, yeah, and we're lying in bed,
05:37and then the next morning, I've, like, turned into a snail.
05:40Do you mean, like, a little one, or use, like, a massive, like, the size you are now?
05:44A little... A little snail, like, a snail's eyes.
05:46Stop!
05:46Not a giant snail.
05:47Stop! No, no, no, what do you mean?
05:50So...
05:50I'm just a snail.
05:51And you were speaking, and it sounded like you.
05:53It is me.
05:54You'd be like, oh, that's weird, wouldn't you?
06:04Yesterday, I was on the day bed, I was like, she's going on and on and on about,
06:08if I imagine waking up one day...
06:10...and I was a snail.
06:12Yeah, yeah.
06:12What would you do?
06:13Like, if I was a snail, would you still stay with me and talk to me or not?
06:16And I was thinking...
06:17I sat there thinking, this can't be real, like...
06:20This can't be real, bro.
06:21Like, do I have a laugh about it, or do you want me to say I'm going to stay with
06:23a snail?
06:24Bro, like...
06:24I said, like, I'm not going to be funny, like...
06:27I'm not staying with a snail, innit, like...
06:29She laughed at me if I was a snail.
06:31Bro, when they get to that stage, bro, that means they like you, though.
06:34Yeah.
06:34Yeah, but we're just getting a madness out of that.
06:36Yeah, yeah, yeah, super comfy.
06:37Yeah, yeah, mad comfy.
06:38I was like, well, like, I don't know, like, I'll put you in a box and look after you.
06:43I'll feed you all the right green leaves in there.
06:45Put you on the bedside.
06:46Yeah, bedside.
06:47Fucking hell, man.
06:48Yeah.
06:48It's funny, though.
06:49I don't know what happened.
06:50Like, I've turned into a snail and my life is ruined.
06:52I feel like shit like that happens, and no-one believes it.
06:55It's nice to see Martha's finally coming out of her shell.
07:14Last week, Unseen Bits went viral with an unseen clip that worked like a dream.
07:20There!
07:23Come on, let it use.
07:25That was scary.
07:27Stop!
07:29How is Simba even funny when he's sleeping?
07:32Zzzz emoji faced with tears of joy emoji.
07:38Bro, him grabbing Angie made it so much funnier.
07:43Rolling on the floor laughing emoji.
07:45Rolling on the floor laughing emoji.
07:48Faced with tears of joy emoji.
07:52Lol, it's the way everyone just goes back to sleep.
07:57Sleeping face emoji.
07:59Rolling on the floor laughing emoji.
08:03Lol, I actually want to know what the man was dreaming about.
08:08He was spooked.
08:09Face screaming in fear emoji.
08:12Zombie emoji.
08:14You have to get up early to catch us out on Unseen Bits,
08:17and we've had sleepless nights scrolling through footage
08:19to find just what Simba was dreaming about.
08:22Bro, that's a mad dream.
08:24You're all about screaming, bro.
08:26No, you didn't.
08:26I promise you, bro.
08:29No, you didn't, bro.
08:31Usually...
08:31Did anybody jump up?
08:32Huh?
08:33Anyone jump up?
08:33I'm taking their mind.
08:34Cav, Cav was awake.
08:36Is that Simba?
08:37You're good, bro?
08:37You're good?
08:38No, Simba, you don't understand.
08:40I could not stop laughing, and then I was trying to go to sleep,
08:42and as I would close my eyes, I would hear it, and I'd start laughing again.
08:44Mother Angie?
08:45She was fast asleep, bro.
08:47That's insane.
08:48Fast asleep.
08:48It was a horror scream.
08:50It was like, ah!
08:50It was a scared scream.
08:55I was like, yo, what is going on?
08:56I didn't realise I screamed.
08:58What were you dreaming about?
08:58It was a recoupling.
08:59I'm still at the fire pit.
09:01There's like four versions of me, innit?
09:10Prototypes of me, do you get it?
09:11Prototypes of me.
09:11I'm the only, bro.
09:13But I'm the only real Simba, but Angie can't clock,
09:15because they all look like me, innit?
09:17So I'm trying to say to her, like, bro, she's doing her speech,
09:19but she's moving like, you know, they give you eye contact.
09:21She's looking at everyone else but me.
09:26So I'm thinking, right, like, what's going on?
09:28Over here, Angie!
09:29I'm like, over here, Angie!
09:31No, no!
09:32Bro, I literally woke up, no, no!
09:34Like, bro, yeah, she's about to meet someone else, bro.
09:38No, Angie!
09:39Like, screaming, bro.
09:40The girl stood right next to me, fast asleep, bro.
09:42Me could turn the same road away.
09:44I'm so scared.
09:48That was so scary.
10:02Here's an unseen bit of the Islanders ripening up in the sun,
10:05and yes, I do think they have finally gone bananas.
10:08I like anana that isn't, like, ripe.
10:11I like anana that's, like, greeny-yellow.
10:13No, I like yellowy, so it's hard.
10:15It's got a bit of a crunch to it.
10:17You like hard nanas?
10:19I like hard nanas.
10:20It's a bit sour when it's green.
10:22No, it's not green, guys.
10:23It's, like, just yellow.
10:25It's just gone yellow.
10:26Yeah, but there shouldn't be any green on there, really.
10:28Like, no, it shouldn't be fresh yellow.
10:30I'm not going to have a fucking tug-of-war
10:31with a banana to get into it.
10:32Do you know what I mean?
10:34A tug-of-war?
10:35I'm hungry.
10:36I want to get into my banana quick.
10:37I like, I don't like a squidgy nana.
10:40Nah.
10:40Not squidgy, but it's got to be soft.
10:42Yeah, yeah, soft and just yellow.
10:45Yeah, it's got to be soft.
10:46No bruises.
10:46No, no, no, no bruises, but I do like an older banana.
10:49I don't mind one or two bruises.
10:51No bruises.
10:52I like a newborn banana.
10:53Yeah.
10:54Because it's got a lot of smell.
10:55I like the toddler stage.
10:56Where it's got that smell about it, do you know?
10:58What, the aged bananas have a smell?
11:01Yeah, like that, like, banana bread smell.
11:03Ew, ew, ew.
11:04Banana bread, yeah.
11:04When they go black, that's when you make banana bread.
11:06Yeah, we said we're going to make everyone a nana bread.
11:09Yeah, did we say everyone?
11:10Yeah.
11:10Oh, just us, yeah.
11:11Okay, enough.
11:12Now this chat is driving me bananas.
11:14Let's split and go for something more appealing.
11:24I don't think this is what Finlay had in mind
11:26when Tommy and Yaz invited them to do shots.
11:29Wow.
11:31This couple's giving.
11:32I don't know what I was giving.
11:33I was giving something.
11:35Yeah, I captured all of that, yeah?
11:37That's how good I am.
11:38That's how good I am.
11:39Boo!
11:41Oh, benangs!
11:43I don't know!
11:43Come back later to find out!
12:00You're watching The Tasty Show on TV, so open wide!
12:10Thanks, Lorenzo, but in future it's probably best if I do the gags.
12:15It's Love Island Unseen Bears!
12:23We are bouncing our way back through the last seven days of footage to find everything that's
12:27precious.
12:28Well, you are bouncing on me, bro.
12:30You almost broke my piece.
12:31No matter what cracks may appear, there are no problems that we can't smooth over.
12:36That's for your hair.
12:38What?
12:41What is it?
12:42Coconut curling cream.
12:44Bro, that goes in your hair.
12:45What?
12:46He's just put it on his face.
12:48You thought it was like a moisturizer.
12:49No!
12:50So get ready for the drama to pile up.
12:53So I started off as a carpenter.
12:55So I said, it's not carpets.
12:56Doing carpets?
12:57It's not carpets.
12:59It's wood.
13:00It's like timber frames.
13:00Oh, shit.
13:01That was so stupid of me.
13:03Believe me when I say our clips are so unseen, they could make your head hurt.
13:07Oh, my God.
13:10It smacked his head.
13:12I can't breathe.
13:13I can't breathe.
13:15It's Love Island Unseen Bears!
13:22I can't breathe.
13:22Earlier, we saw Yaz and Tommy being papped by Finley.
13:25That's how good it are, man.
13:26That's how good it are.
13:27Boo!
13:28I've been named!
13:32Okay, enough, man.
13:33I thought you just got rid of every other photo on there.
13:35That's what I'm thinking.
13:38I'm awful.
13:41Oh, shit!
13:45Oh, Finn!
13:47Finley!
13:48That's the second time I've fallen in this gaff.
13:51Bro, what the hell happened, bro?
13:52It's shoes!
13:53It's shoes, isn't it?
13:54Yeah, Finley, what happened?
13:55Hopefully, we can see more from a better angle.
13:59Thanks, guys.
14:00That's so helpful.
14:01Not.
14:02That's gone on unseen bits, isn't it?
14:04Fuck!
14:04That's straight unseen bits.
14:06As if we would put that on unseen bits.
14:08Or repeat it again in slow-mo for anyone who missed it.
14:20Here's an unseen clip of Lorenzo showing us his Italian side.
14:24Just be ready for the big forking twist halfway through.
14:27Yeah.
14:28You have that last bit.
14:29I don't want it.
14:29I really don't.
14:30No, I don't want it.
14:32Tommy, that is the end of our friendship,
14:34if you carry on eating pasta like that.
14:36Why?
14:38How are you meant to eat it?
14:39You're supposed to twist it like this, look.
14:44Is that how you're meant to do it?
14:46Well, yeah.
14:46Do you not eat pasta like that?
14:48No.
14:49Oh, that's quite cool.
14:50Oh, no, I've just hit the whole thing.
14:51You look like that.
14:54So you put it in, twist.
14:56You've never eaten spaghetti or linguine like that?
14:59No.
15:00Cos the whole thing comes on.
15:01What?
15:02Tommy, what are you doing?
15:03Look.
15:04You give it a twirl.
15:07Then eat it.
15:09OK.
15:11You have another go, then.
15:12Pick up your bits.
15:13A bit more.
15:14Bit more.
15:16Yeah.
15:17Give it a twirl.
15:17You give it a twirl on the plate.
15:19Give it a twirl.
15:22I'm doing a fin to Alicia.
15:24All right.
15:24Yeah.
15:25Yeah.
15:25And then eat it.
15:26There you go.
15:29Well done, sir.
15:30You can eat spaghetti now.
15:31Thanks.
15:33Oh, my God.
15:35When the series is over, I'm paying Lorenzo to teach me how to eat pasta.
15:38It'd be worth every penny.
15:45Early in the week, our latest bombshells whisked Priya and Finlay off on a double date.
15:50And it wasn't long before tongues started wagging.
15:52And I don't mean back at the villa.
15:54After the drama, this date caused we were hungry for more.
15:57So let's gobble up the unseen bits.
15:59If only there was a way to sum them up in one word.
16:04Oh, insane.
16:05This is insane.
16:07Oh!
16:09Insane.
16:10Insane.
16:10Oh, really?
16:10Guys, a bit more.
16:12Insane.
16:12Fin's not got any.
16:13No drink for you, honey.
16:15This is insane.
16:17This meat stinks.
16:18Actually does.
16:20Well, our bread thing was a bad decision.
16:21I know.
16:21Stuck in tea.
16:22Go on, give me a cherry then.
16:23Ah, cherry!
16:26Oh, my God, it's got a cherry in it.
16:28I'm going up, Mum.
16:29The way she was like, trying to take it down.
16:35Shall we have a cheers before we go?
16:36Cheers, everyone.
16:37It's been a pleasure.
16:37That was lovely.
16:38Enjoy.
16:40See you later.
16:40Do you want a top-up, babe?
16:41I would love a top-up.
16:43Let's do it.
16:43Let's go for a stroll.
16:45That wouldn't exactly be my definition of a stroll, Fin, but hey.
16:50Take a seat.
16:51Take a seat in my office.
16:53Feels like an office.
16:54It does, doesn't it?
16:55So far away.
16:57Why are we so far away?
16:59It feels like a meat-in.
17:00I know, it does, doesn't it?
17:01Do you like any food?
17:02I know, a bit selfish, isn't it?
17:03We'll just go and scrunch it after.
17:04I have a question.
17:05What go are you here, like?
17:06Do you know what I mean?
17:07What's been your path?
17:09My path?
17:10Path?
17:11My path?
17:11Your path.
17:13I'm starting to giggle again.
17:14My laugh is cooked.
17:15It just comes out loud and high-pitched.
17:18Mine?
17:18Mine.
17:19Not yours.
17:20I'm really enjoying it, though.
17:22Well, what's not to love?
17:32I'm really enjoying it.
17:41I'm really enjoying it.
17:48I'm really enjoying it.
17:54I went to Spain to find a lover.
17:57He was so good.
17:59Yeah.
18:00I want another.
18:01And when they heard the producer and DJ Joel Corey was popping in,
18:04they headed straight to the studio to record a proper demo.
18:07Okay, so, yes.
18:08I'm here as a producer, Renz.
18:09I have my assistant writers here, Aidan and Yasmin, and our wonderful vocalist, Julia.
18:16And we're going to perform Saskia for the Eurovision Song Contest entry for Poland.
18:22Woo!
18:23There we go!
18:24I went to Spain to find a lover.
18:28He was so good.
18:30I want another.
18:32We had a kiss inside a castle.
18:35It was so good.
18:37It tastes like butter.
18:39He want more passion.
18:40I want commitment.
18:42We found a way to get fulfillment.
18:45I want to ride it like a cowgirl.
18:49I want to kiss, bang, kiss, bang, baby.
18:53I'm boobalicious, baby.
18:54Everyone knows it.
18:56I'm boobalicious, baby.
18:58I'm going to show it.
19:00I'm boobalicious, baby.
19:01Everyone knows it.
19:03He want to kiss, bang, kiss, bang, baby.
19:10The crowd goes wild.
19:12Woo!
19:13Uncle, Uncle.
19:14What a song.
19:15Guys, that was great.
19:17So, Joel, what are your thoughts on that?
19:19That needs to stay an unseen remix.
19:22I think that was a Neil Poire from Joel.
19:30Finn's been in Ellie's bad books this week,
19:32so he thought he should sit down with her to have a conversation.
19:35I sat you down early on the day or the day before when I said...
19:39It wasn't today.
19:40It was yesterday.
19:41So, the day before then, I sat you down and I told you I'm going to
19:44have a couple of conversations with her, yeah?
19:46Mm-hm.
19:46And then I went and didn't have any conversations with her.
19:49I proceeded to have no conversations with her.
19:52I've said I'm having conversations.
19:54I haven't had the conversation, so I went and had that conversation.
19:56And when I was in the conversation, I didn't want to have the conversation.
19:59I had a conversation here and just spoke about you the whole time.
20:04That's not getting to know anyone, is it?
20:05That's just having a conversation about my situation.
20:08So, I took up the terrace today just to take the eyes off the conversation.
20:13I wanted to be in the conversation and not looking at you when I'm having a conversation,
20:16thinking about you and just keep bringing you up.
20:19I took her to the terrace, we had a conversation and it was a flirty conversation
20:22because I wanted to get something from the conversation.
20:24Mm-hm.
20:25I wanted to come from the conversation with a better understanding of how I'm feeling.
20:30Mm-hm.
20:31That's all it was and it was a flirty conversation.
20:36And yeah, I didn't step over any boundaries that I set.
20:39We didn't kiss, we didn't do anything along those lines.
20:42It was just a flirty conversation.
20:44A deep conversation, I feel like I touched on everything in the conversation.
20:48Being in the trade, you would have thought
20:49Finn would have been better at building conversations.
20:57The crowds have gathered for the hottest competition of the season.
21:02But, erm, which competition was that again?
21:05Welcome to Fashion Week.
21:09Miami Swim Week.
21:10Miami Swim Week.
21:11Again, again, Miami Swim Week.
21:12No, Miami Swim Week.
21:13Sorry, sorry, sorry.
21:14All right, of course.
21:16Hello, everybody.
21:18Welcome to Miami Swim Week.
21:21Woo!
21:24Can we give them a round of applause, please, as they strut their shit down that walkway?
21:30Whoa, whoa.
21:31Oh, okay.
21:32One, two, three, let's go.
21:33Go, Marfa, go.
21:35They're getting slippy.
21:36Go.
21:37Woo!
21:38You're doing amazing, sweetie.
21:40Woo!
21:42That's our girl, over there.
21:44Woo!
21:45Woo!
21:46All the way from York.
21:49Woo!
21:50I've never seen anything like it.
21:51Ah, shit.
21:53I've not got these passes.
21:55Right then, can I get a round of applause for Julia from Poland?
22:01Woo!
22:02Woo!
22:03Whoa, whoa, whoa.
22:04Woo!
22:04Oh, yeah!
22:07Wow.
22:07Strut that shit.
22:09Wow.
22:10Woo!
22:12Woo!
22:13Woo!
22:13That's our girl from Poland!
22:16Woo!
22:17Woo!
22:17Woo!
22:18Poland!
22:19Last but not least.
22:20Where from again?
22:22Where from again?
22:22Broadstead.
22:23Go on in here, Samrash.
22:25Have a seat.
22:25Can I sit in in the boat?
22:29Broadsteads!
22:30Woo!
22:31The one and only.
22:33Yes!
22:35Woo!
22:37Mmm.
22:38I love the walk.
22:39I like the hills wild.
22:40That's great.
22:41Mmm, bit of hand play.
22:42I like it.
22:43I like it a lot.
22:44I like the picture.
22:44I like it a lot.
22:45Stunning!
22:47So, thank you ladies.
22:49Who won?
22:50Who won?
22:51Well, we're going to find out from the judges.
22:53So, if I can just let the judges have a little discussion between themselves and we will
22:57fight back after the break.
23:01Oi!
23:02I see when we take a break.
23:03Although now is a good time, so find out the results after the, uh, break.
23:20Good morning, Love Island.
23:23Good morning, my boobalicious ladies.
23:26Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits, where Ethan has an unseen phone.
23:30Is my phone on there, Lorenzo?
23:32No.
23:33This one's mine.
23:34And we have some unseen cameras.
23:37Ah!
23:38Oh, he just smashed his head on the go.
23:40Fucking hell.
23:41And they are recording 24-7.
23:44Yeah.
23:45Capturing all the ups.
23:47And downs.
23:56We've created a cocktail out of all the delicious moments that we're missing during the week,
24:00and it will leave you both shaken and stirred.
24:10We've created a cocktail out of all the dishes.
24:10Enough now, boys.
24:11This is Unseen Bits.
24:12Not a year-six mime workshop.
24:15So prepare for some hair-raising laughs that will leave their mark.
24:18Look at my towel.
24:20Oh, how did that happen?
24:21It's the hair.
24:22Let us get you in the right headspace.
24:25Ow!
24:26Oh, for fuck's sake, Ethan.
24:28I don't know.
24:30Oh.
24:30So join us for an unseen safari that is all one big game.
24:35Do they have lions in Mallorca?
24:38Lions?
24:38Or, like, big cats?
24:39If there was mountain lions, guys, we'd be attacked.
24:43We'd be attacked.
24:44We've got goats and chickens.
24:46We've got goats, like, constantly.
24:48Where are they?
24:49Literally.
24:50It's just...
24:50And what's with the...
24:52How come they don't make that noise in the day?
24:53I'm so confused.
24:55Are they only let out in the evening?
24:56Are they only nocturnal?
24:58Maybe.
24:59Yes, Ellie.
25:00Maybe.
25:02It's Love Island Unseen Birds!
25:09OK, let's go back to the results of Miami Swim Week.
25:12I've prepared for it by squeezing into my mankini.
25:16Cheat A, yeah.
25:17Cheat A.
25:17I like it.
25:18No offence, girls, but I think I've got this in the bag.
25:20Well, I've been training for this for years, so...
25:23I've been training before I could walk.
25:24We've made our decision.
25:25I like it.
25:26I like it a lot.
25:27We are back from our break, and the judges have decided our winner for Miami Week.
25:34So, we've decided the winner of Miami Fashion Swimwear Week
25:38is...
25:41Yasmin!
25:44Oh, my God!
25:45Come on, girl!
25:46Sorry, I was late, by the way.
25:48It's OK, it's OK.
25:48Woo!
25:50You deserve it, girls!
25:52Our three ladies!
25:54You look stunning, girls.
25:55Right on, girls.
25:56Well done, ladies.
25:57Beautiful girls.
25:57Wow.
25:58Wow.
25:59Wow.
26:00Ladies divine.
26:01Can we have another?
26:03Ladies, thank you so much.
26:04Mwah.
26:04The boys also had a skimpy swimwear competition,
26:07and trust me, it was less Miami, more Grimsby.
26:19It is a little known and untrue fact, as well as being an expert on the M25 ring road,
26:24Lorenzo is also a talented songwriter.
26:26So, the song goes...
26:32So, the song is basically about a Nepo baby who is trying to woo these girls.
26:37Yeah, OK, I like it.
26:38And you need to feature me again?
26:40Yeah, I'll just have to feature you again, that's fine.
26:42Doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot.
26:45Hey, Joel, if you're looking for collaborators, you might want to check out Lorenzo and the
26:48others performing his new track.
26:50Are you up for that?
26:51Yeah, let's do it.
26:52Easy.
26:52Yeah.
26:54Are we ready, guys?
26:56It's dickalicious.
26:57Can Julia walk in?
26:58Yeah, she's got to walk in.
26:59Julia, you stand outside.
27:01Shut the door.
27:02She's going to walk in.
27:02This is so stupid.
27:04I'll tap her.
27:05I'll tap her.
27:06Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
27:07I need a better show.
27:08Should I be the doorman?
27:10Yes.
27:10I'll be like that.
27:11So when he opens the door, where's she gone?
27:12I want a better show.
27:14Come on, you lot.
27:15Hurry up.
27:15Joel is a superstar DJ.
27:17Time is money.
27:18The man has discs to jockey.
27:20Can we get a silence on set, please?
27:22Silence on set.
27:23OK.
27:24Wait, are you ready?
27:25Two, one, go.
27:27It's Nepo baby DJ.
27:30Who even is that guy?
27:32He looks like some asshole.
27:34How embarrassing.
27:35Seriously, it's so weird.
27:38Weird.
27:39Hi.
27:40Do you not know who that is?
27:42No.
27:45It's Nepo baby DJ.
27:47Oh.
27:51Take me to the club.
27:54Bottles on us.
27:57Wanna feel the buzz.
28:00Let's get fucked up.
28:03After party.
28:07Nepo baby.
28:10Penthouse baby.
28:13Kiss me baby.
28:24Neppo baby.
28:28After party.
28:31Nepo baby.
28:32That was insane.
28:33Let's go baby.
28:34Kiss me baby.
28:35Kiss me baby.
28:37Da da da da da da da da da da da da da.
28:40Da da da da da da da da da da da da.
28:43After party!
28:46Nepo, baby!
28:49Can I ask, baby?
28:52Oh, is it stop?
28:54That was insane!
28:58Nepo, baby!
29:00So good!
29:03Lorenzo, he's a legend, and I know that he loves IB for two,
29:06so I'm sure I'll see him down on a beach this summer.
29:09Lorenzo, that was the intro scene, the intro bit was sick.
29:13I know it was.
29:14I woke up last night and I thought about all of this.
29:23Shall we just have some scrambled eggs? Shall I cook some scrambled egg?
29:27Let's do scrambled egg.
29:28On bagel. We haven't got any bagels.
29:30Where are the pans in this bitch?
29:35It's another episode of Kitchen Sink Drama,
29:39starring Yasmin, Alyssia and Tommy.
29:43Also featuring Ethan, Jordan, Lorenzo and Martha.
29:49Do you know how to make scrambled eggs in a pan?
29:51Because I have no idea.
29:55Does anyone know how to make scrambled eggs?
29:57Can someone help me?
29:58Can someone help me?
29:58Can someone help me?
29:59Just crack them in and shake them about.
30:01What'd you do?
30:02Don't be stupid.
30:03Move it around.
30:04You're actually bannering.
30:05No, no, no.
30:06I'm serious.
30:07I don't know.
30:08I can't believe what I'm hearing.
30:09She's bannering?
30:10That's why I'm in Europe.
30:11Tommy, do you want eggs?
30:12Yeah.
30:13Yeah.
30:15Okay.
30:16How do I do this?
30:20If she's making it, you can't say no.
30:22So I said yes.
30:24Hmm.
30:26How can you make a scrambled egg at this big age?
30:28That's my tip.
30:29I have no idea.
30:31How do you make it a scramble?
30:33I think we'll heat up the pan first.
30:35Do we put milk in?
30:36No.
30:37No.
30:37Butter?
30:38No.
30:39Now do I whisk?
30:40Yeah, with a fork.
30:42There's a load of egg in there.
30:44Like, loads.
30:45Is this not how you do it?
30:47Turn the heat up a tiny bit.
30:48It's on nine.
30:49And start letting it set.
30:50No, bro, it's on fucking nine.
30:52It's on nine.
30:53I'm so intrigued.
30:54Would you be eating this on nine?
30:55Tommy, how do you like your eggs?
30:57It's going to be like porridge.
30:58No, you wait till you try this.
31:00All right, let's see.
31:01Then judge it.
31:02Have you marinated it with anything?
31:03Salt and pepper.
31:06What else do you want in it?
31:07Paprika.
31:09Where's that?
31:09Turn it down, turn it down, turn it down.
31:11It's going to be like porridge.
31:13Oh, it's super weird.
31:15Tommy, can you look?
31:16Can someone look?
31:18No.
31:19Do you want to put something else in it?
31:21OK, what though?
31:23Garlic.
31:24OK, wait.
31:25All right.
31:26Is that garlic?
31:29Mate, no, what are you putting in there?
31:31Garlic.
31:32Chill.
31:33Bit of garlic.
31:33Garlic?
31:34I don't want garlic.
31:35You don't want garlic.
31:37You're putting garlic in the egg?
31:38What about a bit of hot sauce?
31:40Hot sauce?
31:40We need some stuff in that bag.
31:45Salt.
31:46More salt.
31:47That's done, by the way, girls.
31:48We need more salt in that.
31:50The rice cooking is so stressful.
31:51Oh.
31:55I'll watch it.
31:59Don't lie.
32:00That's all sick.
32:01I couldn't rock the other one.
32:02Oh, please.
32:04Tommy, it's good.
32:05I get it.
32:06You need to get specific.
32:07Yeah, exactly.
32:08The mismatch didn't work for me.
32:09Don't say that.
32:10You made me...
32:11You really hurt my feelings.
32:17It was cute.
32:19It was cute.
32:20It's nice.
32:21It must taste nice.
32:22It was cute.
32:24I'm never making you eggs ever again.
32:26It was cute.
32:27That episode proves just how scrambled Yaz's head is over Tommy.
32:38Here's an unseen clip that proves that times Ferranelli's relationship was on point.
32:42I'm so rusty.
32:44We teach him a simple one.
32:46Okay.
32:46Teach me something.
32:47So you're going round like that.
32:49Round.
32:50On the third one.
32:52Yeah.
32:52We're going to flick the leg up.
32:54Oh.
32:55Rusty.
32:56You have to do it fast because the balance is crazy.
32:58Then step through with the other leg that just kicked.
33:01Yeah.
33:02Up.
33:03And then use that low step down.
33:05Turn around.
33:06Turn around.
33:07And back central.
33:08And then we hit her.
33:10Oh.
33:11Yeah.
33:11We're going back here and we do this.
33:12Yeah.
33:13I think I'm better than you guys, you know.
33:15I think it just needs to be a case of just...
33:19No, it's not karate.
33:21Let's do it.
33:22I want to do it.
33:23I want to do it.
33:23I can't take your shoes off.
33:24You want to do it.
33:25I want to do it.
33:25Two boys, two girls.
33:27You're going to swipe.
33:28Swipe, swipe, swipe.
33:30Swipe.
33:31Yeah.
33:31We're going to struggle with him.
33:32Swipe again when you're here.
33:33That's easy, yeah.
33:34Oh, he's going to struggle.
33:35And then hop.
33:35Hop.
33:37Yeah.
33:37Oh, he's stiff.
33:38When you're here, you go round.
33:40Really stiff.
33:40And then you're going to come round.
33:42Oh, that's bad.
33:43Oh, he's really stiff.
33:45Oh, he's really stiff.
33:46Oh, he's really stiff.
33:55Fuck.
33:57Yeah.
33:59I think you do better now.
34:01Many new now.
34:02Come on then.
34:03Five, six, five, six, seven, and one, two, three.
34:08Hop.
34:09Hop.
34:10Hop.
34:10Spun.
34:11Plie.
34:12Plank.
34:14Ten.
34:15And out.
34:16Oh, he's got it.
34:17Oh, he's got it.
34:18Can we go?
34:18Yeah.
34:20Can we go?
34:20Yeah.
34:21Yeah.
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35:43This morning, the boys catch up around the fire pit.
35:47I wonder what they're gonna talk about
36:00Who can do it the best Ranzo you guys first
36:15It's a remix
36:20That's deal or no deal
36:23That's not Love Island
36:26No it's not
36:27This is Love Island
36:36Oh hello
36:37We're back for one final burst of Unseen Bits
36:44So let's snap to it
36:45Work it
36:47You're pointing at the shores bro
36:50As it's your last chance to see our islanders really get down to it
36:56Do that in the middle
37:01We're oiled up and ready to go
37:04Massage
37:05Massage
37:07This is Love Island on Z Meds
37:10It's beautiful to look at
37:12What a view
37:13Oh thanks
37:14That view is unbelievable
37:15Look at it
37:15I thought it was like me
37:16No
37:21As the sun goes down the humidity is rising
37:23And not everyone is happy about the one mist that is hanging around
37:26I was honest about when I farted the first time
37:29Oh I can still smell it
37:31It is proper musky in here now
37:33Do you think it's been a couple more stink bombs since then
37:34Yeah Tommy
37:38I told you
37:39Bro are you insane?
37:42Are you actually insane?
37:43You know four of them birds walking now and it just smells like pops
37:46You're gonna look like right idiots
37:47Oh so it's Lorenzo
37:48Right idiots
37:50Drive by fart
37:51I can't believe you'd have squeezed that out of that stance
37:54That was crazy work
37:55That's risky bruv
37:58Fart now look
37:59No
38:00Tommy I swear down
38:01I'll never speak to your number
38:03No Finn
38:04Oh go on
38:04Go on do it
38:05Oh my god
38:10Drive by
38:11Bro that's the drive through fart
38:14You an idiot
38:15Bro that is film
38:17You're not actually
38:18That's disgusting
38:19Drive by again
38:20I may start doing that all the time
38:22Oh
38:24Oh my fucking god
38:26That was a minute
38:27It's like
38:28It's like giving like a
38:30Oh
38:30What was that?
38:32That was
38:33That was
38:34That was good time
38:35Him
38:36That was good time
38:36Oh my
38:37That was him
38:38Don't go back in the bedroom
38:41Them three are just doing farts bro
38:44I think you'll find it is funny Ethan
38:46An islanders farting pays my bills
38:49So long may they linger
38:56I said to Angelista
38:57Now the arguments have died down between you and Simba
39:00What are you guys going to talk about for the rest of your time in the villa?
39:03She said don't worry I've got just the thing
39:06Maybe I can do like
39:08Like a spelling bee
39:11Like I can spell anything
39:12Give me a word and I'll spell it
39:14Your spelling is not that great
39:16Just me
39:16That's my talent
39:19Um
39:27Ambidextrous
39:28What?
39:30Ambidextrous
39:32A
39:34Ambidextrous
39:34Actually new word for it
39:35I don't know how to spell ambidextrous
39:37Okay
39:38Um
39:44Hey Jordan
39:45Give me a big word
39:47It's the biggest word you know
39:49No, don't give a big word
39:50No, no, no
39:50Give me a big word
39:51Give me a big word bro
39:56Vacuum
39:57Vacuum
39:57Vacuum
39:58I can't hear that from me
39:59Vacuum
40:01V
40:01A
40:03C
40:04C
40:04U
40:05M
40:06I don't know if it's CC or UU
40:08Yeah
40:08Yeah
40:08It's not UU
40:10Vacuum
40:11CC isn't it
40:12It's CC
40:13It's CC
40:14Yeah, yeah
40:15Yeah
40:15What about U-Matic
40:17U-Matic
40:21U-Matic
40:22U-Matic
40:22U-Matic
40:24U-Matic
40:24E-U
40:25Ah
40:27Yes
40:28Hold that
40:29U
40:31Hold that
40:33What does it start with?
40:35P
40:35P
40:36P, that's P-Matic
40:37No, no it isn't P-Matic
40:39It's like P-E or something
40:40P
40:42Hold that
40:42You can't spell for shit my love
40:44Try a smelling bee instead
40:46I've got something brewing that begins with an F
40:56LI Fest hit the villa again this year with Joel Corey providing the sounds
41:07And as these unseen bits show it was this summer's hottest gig
41:10Oh my god, even this mic is burning
41:12Woof
41:13It's like hot potato
41:15Joel's head and his heart are both fans of the show
41:18So there was one very specific thing on his rider
41:21Nice up man
41:22Nice to meet you bro
41:22Nice to meet you man
41:23You got a bottle as well?
41:24Yeah, I got a bottle bro, I've got my souvenir here
41:26Yeah, no one goes away empty-handed Joel
41:28Although we did draw the line at you walking off with one particular islander
41:32Who's coming out be for after you guys finish driving it?
41:35Straight on the plane
41:37Can I come with you back now?
41:39Yeah, let's do it, let's do it
41:41Let's go
41:42Neville baby
41:42Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba...
41:45After party
41:46Bye
41:48A festival just wouldn't be a festival without toilet talk
41:51But let's keep it clear and do a photo dump instead
42:06But as Maya returned for an encore, the proper dump began, and this one was more deadly than a Glastonbury
42:12long drop.
42:13I've been near Martha.
42:14I'm going guys, I'm going. I can't do it.
42:17Beautiful people say go, go, go.
42:21Bye guys, you've been amazing and given us a summer we'll never forget.
42:25Well, most of us anyway.
42:28Wait, so who did we lose? We lost Jordan and Martha, Ellie and Finn.
42:36Alicia, the one that you were coupled up with.
42:40Literally my couple.
42:44So fucked.
42:45That's not okay.
42:46He's putting himself in timeout.
42:48Shame on you, Aidan. How could you do that to...
42:51Oh, thingy-ma-jig.
42:57It's time for...
43:00Beach Hop...
43:02Bazanga, bazanna, bazanna, whatever it's called.
43:05Am I wrong? Am I right?
43:08You're totally wrong, Tommy.
43:10It's Beach Hop Bonanza!
43:15Ah, Beach Hop Bonanza, yes.
43:18Let's get the show on the road.
43:21And this week I asked them, if you're an animal, what animal would you be?
43:26Oh, okay, perfect.
43:28I think I'd be like an ostrich.
43:30I just think they've got aura.
43:32The way that they just prance about like this.
43:35I personally think I'd be a little Pomeranian fluffy little puppy, not a care in the world, you know, ditzy
43:42as per usual.
43:44I'm sure I've seen videos of animals where they're literally just like this.
43:48I'm gonna go lion, not lion king, lion.
43:53Of course, Simba, lion king.
43:57Lion or horse? To be honest with you, can a lion and a horse breed?
44:00Mika's a dolphin.
44:02She's bubbly, she's like...
44:04You know?
44:06So I'd probably say I am a koala bear, minus the chlamydia.
44:11A Bengal tiger.
44:17Maybe like a lemur.
44:18Can't make me do that ever again.
44:20That actually can't go out.
44:21I think I would be a tiger.
44:24I think I am a black cat.
44:29We love a belly rub.
44:31We love a little cuddle.
44:39I'd say Aidan has got to be a griller.
44:44I don't know, a griller's like a bit stupid.
44:46There's something about kangaroos that just make me laugh.
44:49Yeah, it's Aidan it.
44:50Like jumping around a bit like...
44:59What am I doing?
45:00What have you got me doing in here?
45:04Come back next time for more...
45:07Major Bonanza!
45:13Hey Joe, you still here?
45:16There you go, I'll do some selfies.
45:18Okay, sure.
45:19But just so you know, that's almost the end of Unseen Bits.
45:22Oh, actually, I might just have one more thing for you to do.
45:25Just wait there a second.
45:26Sweet. Okay, so just stay here, yeah?
45:27Eh, cheers mate, if you don't mind just signing us out.
45:30That's it for Unseen Bits.
45:32Come back next week.
45:34Cheers Joel.
45:35Bye y'all!
45:36Bye!
45:37Bye!
45:39Bye!
45:40Bye!
45:42Bye!
45:43Bye!
45:47Bye!
45:47Bye!
45:48Bye!
45:48Bye!
45:50Bye!
45:50Bye!
45:52Bye!
45:54Bye!
45:55Bye!
45:56Bye!
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