00:02What's something that's not a huge deal in the scheme of things, but it annoys you every
00:07single time?
00:07Now, here's a list of eight things that I'll give you, and I'm going to add a couple to
00:11this list, and I'll let you add if you wanted to.
00:14Social media ads.
00:16I finally gave in and bought the thing Instagram kept showing me.
00:21Great.
00:21Now, stop showing me the ad.
00:23Yeah.
00:24That can happen quite a bit.
00:25I've had that happen to me, too.
00:27Costco salespeople.
00:28I love Costco, but it's starting to feel like walking through a mall kiosk from 2004.
00:34I came for paper towels and chicken.
00:37I don't need someone stopping me to talk about windows, solar panels, massage chairs, or switching
00:42my phone carrier.
00:43Just let me buy my giant jar of peanut butter in peace.
00:48That's right.
00:49Yes.
00:50Another one is the gas pump asking five questions before it lets you pay.
00:54Do you want a car wash?
00:56Stop trying to get me to buy a car wash, or two for one hot dog deal inside.
01:02Yes, that's right.
01:02Two for one hot dog deal inside.
01:03I just want gas.
01:05Do you want to be a rewards member?
01:07No, I don't.
01:10Streaming services asking, are you still watching?
01:13Yes.
01:14Mind your business.
01:14I'm spending money.
01:16I don't need to be shamed for being a lazy blank.
01:18That's correct.
01:19You know what I'm doing in the box.
01:19We can just kill people inside.
01:20We can just kill people inside.
01:21You should burn people inside.
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