00:00My life used to be so great. I was rich, wealthy, and successful. It's safe to say I was an
00:08aristocrat who could get anything I wanted.
00:13Hi, Dale.
00:14Hello, customer.
00:16Hello, Dale.
00:17Hello, customer.
00:18Howdy, Dale.
00:19Hello, another different customer.
00:21Hello, Dale.
00:23Hello, customer.
00:26Gee, doesn't it feel good owning the only primate-only market in the world?
00:34Man, life sure is great for an ape like me.
00:40No humans allowed in here.
00:46I'm so lonely.
00:49And you know what I said?
00:51I said you can take your humanoid butt on out of here.
00:55This is an ape-only store.
00:58You didn't say that.
00:59I did, I did.
01:01I'm really taking ownership.
01:04I think the biggest thing for me would be to run for mayor.
01:09There's no way.
01:10Oh, I'll do it.
01:11I'll do it.
01:12I'll show you, and I'll show you.
01:14I'll be the first ever group mayor.
01:19Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom.
01:27Good morning, problem.
01:30What seems to be the office, sir?
01:32We just clocked you going 150 miles an hour.
01:35150?
01:38No, I wouldn't know who's going that fast.
01:41Do you have any drinks in there, sir?
01:42Drinks?
01:44I mean, if you got them.
01:46Sir, I'm going to give it to you straight. You're going straight to jail.
01:50Jail?
01:51Yes.
01:52Like a monopoly?
01:54No, like jail in Cool Ranchos, California.
01:57Jail in Cool Ranchos, California.
02:06And you probably thought that was the end of my story, but you are dead wrong.
02:10On the plane flight to Cool Ranchos, California, where I would be spending two life sentences,
02:16our plane met unexpected winds.
02:19An EF-5 tornado had touched down in Oklahoma.
02:22Our plane went down with it.
02:24We found ourselves stranded on an island in the middle of a lake, in the middle of Oklahoma.
02:31This is where my life truly began.
02:36Please.
02:41Somebody help.
02:45I make my own food now.
02:49I can make my own Chick-fil-A here.
02:53With my own bare hands.
02:56Whew.
02:58That's warm.
03:00That's like a really warm.
03:02A little too warm.
03:05Oh, the cage on fire!
03:06The cage on fire!
03:07Finally finished.
03:10The Chick-fil-A I built by hand.
03:13Now it's time to start a business.
03:16Hmm.
03:19All I need is...
03:21some customers.
03:42Hello, customer.
03:45Hello, customer.
03:46Hello, customer.
03:51Hello, customer.
03:54It feels really good owning the greatest primate-only market in the world.
04:03Oh, we should really bring back stopping other different people into ourselves.
04:10Hi, different customer.
04:16Hey, customer.
04:21Hey.
04:23It feels really great being the only owner of the only...
04:28And then I said...
04:30Gee, don't it feel great to be an idiot?
04:35hello problem what seems to be the problem officer
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