00:00I'm sorry, I just did not want to miss this conversation.
00:03I've never been more advanced in a conversation.
00:05Please go on giving up.
00:06I'm so sorry.
00:07Please, please.
00:08What?
00:09Oh, no.
00:10Well, yeah, I guess in the whole U.S. there's been an explosive diarrhea outbreak.
00:15Yeah.
00:15Some kind of bacterial infection.
00:17Some kind of bacteria roaming around.
00:20And it's been like a big thing.
00:23Everybody's got explosive diarrhea.
00:26It started in Michigan, but yeah, I guess it's spread.
00:28And just today, they released, they found the source, and it's Taco Bell.
00:34And that's not a joke.
00:36See, that surprises me.
00:40Really?
00:41It does.
00:42I love Taco Bell.
00:44No, no, no, no.
00:45And honestly, I would go to Taco Bell knowing I'd get the explosive diarrhea.
00:50If you were investigating a new parasite for explosive diarrhea, I feel like in any trail,
00:54let's say if I was following the paper trail, you know, I went to this place, went to this
00:58person, went to this place, went to this person, and it led back to Taco Bell, I would
01:02immediately assume I was wrong because you get explosive diarrhea from there anyways.
01:09Yeah.
01:09I mean, that can't be the case.
01:11Yeah.
01:12I'm ordering now.
01:13You're not going to believe this.
01:14My chat's telling me that at Taco Bell, it wasn't the meat.
01:17It was the lettuce.
01:19Yeah.
01:19Supposing it's lettuce, and now it's like all greens that aren't washed are like prepackaged,
01:27and then like berries.
01:29But so they fix it now, correct?
01:33No.
01:34Uh, I don't think so.
01:36I think it's like.
01:37You just ask for no lettuce?
01:39No, no, no.
01:40I would take explosive diarrhea for a Dorito Locos Taco.
01:43That's true.
01:44That's worth it.
01:45Dorito Locos Taco is worth it.
01:47There's one guy in my chat trying really, really hard to make it political by saying,
01:53that's what we voted for.
01:54Thanks, President.
01:55Yeah, dude.
01:57Well, oh, well, oh, you didn't hear it?
02:00Oh, what?
02:01Peanut, did you not hear?
02:02What?
02:02Donald Trump hand-delivered the lettuce to the Taco Bells of Michigan.
02:07Oh, shit.
02:07Oh, well, now that you say it like that.
02:10Yeah.
02:11Yeah.
02:12I always would.
02:12Listen, when you said Taco Bell explosive diarrhea parasite, I said, I said first, I said,
02:18Donald Trump's got to be behind this.
02:20That's right.
02:20He's, he's got something.
02:22He's been driving a pickup truck.
02:24He's been driving a pickup truck.
02:25With a bunch of lettuce.
02:27And you know who was in his passenger seat?
02:29RFK Jr.
02:34And now here we are.
02:36July 2026 and everybody's got diarrhea.
02:38That's all I'm saying.
02:39That's true.
02:40That's true.
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