00:14whoo yep nothing measured about two to six to hell with this guy
00:21it's it's phenomenal this is a blessing oh man i gotta tell you nothing like a good
00:29firing to just get the you can feel it in your plums
00:35two to one we're taking them to market i'm i'm not i'm so happy the next four hours man just
00:42hit the
00:43drops give them give them give them give them a taste of tomorrow's drop tournament i've been
00:48dissolving and evolving all day david yeah let's go get some lunch
00:56i'll still be here because this is going to last at least four hours oh i'm so happy
01:02oh no one deserved to be bleep can more than this infinitely arrogant obstinate out of touch
01:09legend oh baby nothing better than that old soft shoe hey milton we're gonna move your desk to the
01:16basement they didn't want to utterly bleep can steve eiserman it's tremendous i love it the soft
01:23firing oh it's so good nobody deserved it more the king of i'm smarter than everybody
01:29mr obstinance mr out of touch oh and then where are all of his minions rubble rubble rubble rubble
01:37rubble where are all the bots today tough day in your world yeah he just needs more time well good
01:45call him he'll be available he ain't got nothing to do at work his phone won't even be plugged in
01:50at
01:50his desk he's probably talking to wojo right now wouldn't shock me now i'm thrilled now the problem
01:58the timing drafts over free agency's over right i mean it's so it leads you to okay
02:09what warfare just took place bruh what you i man how delicious if larkin got him fired
02:16you know what mike let's just kind of harken back and because you i wonder who flipped over the desk
02:25who threw the chair i don't know was it chris was it steve was it dylan like there's three sides
02:33to
02:33this story that you could take either of the angles and it would make sense that you know chris just
02:38kind
02:38of came in here and said steve what are we doing what is going on with my team okay i
02:44we got a
02:45schedule we see season's about to start we haven't made any moves hey steve how's it going with larkin
02:52no how's it going with edmondson uh no uh what about the brinket uh okay i can't do this anymore
03:00sure plausible you know what i here's my fantasy okay like can i luxuriate in this bubble bath for a
03:07minute let's go we're dissolving and evolving steve actually sat at his desk and had an epiphany
03:12i'm god awful at this i i don't fit in here anymore i don't like this league i don't like
03:20these players why and he quit that's the fantasy i'm living in he just goes i don't want to do
03:28this
03:28no more help me and he flipped the table over i know that's probably what didn't happen right but
03:35for a day i want to live in that world or was it larkin just saying hey chris i'm coming
03:40to you
03:40because i can't talk to steve he's not going to trade me i don't want to come back to this
03:46and it was like well hold on let's get steve on the line hey steve can you guys make no
03:51not going
03:52to do this actually i have what he said hey steve's your key card work
04:00i look i feel no sympathy i feel no human empathy i feel nothing because for seven years this guy
04:08didn't act like a human being and for seven years he basically thumbed his nose at everybody yeah and
04:15he sat here and organized one of the singular worst rebuilds in all of professional sports
04:21seven years no playoff appearances no wins and now your captain wants out yeah awesome sweet and the
04:31fact that it happened now it does lend itself to speculation and i allow it hell i'm all for it
04:38i mean i love what rico's selling i don't look for it to happen now this only reaffirms where i'm
04:45at
04:46burn this mother down trade every burn it down baby larkin to bring it i'd knock on raymond insider's
04:55door what are you guys up for here the next three years you want to lose you want to win
04:59what do you
05:00want to do yeah we're just going to start all over again just burn it that but the problem
05:06you missed the draft the no no mike you missed the draft right and because of that and free agency
05:13let's take a bigger step back let's just go ahead and say the quiet part out loud you kind of
05:20missed
05:20this season oh yeah this one it's over eiserman's parting gift right i'm not i ain't leaving yes you
05:27are well the damage isn't because you're off seasons aft yeah this is todd don't even worry about this
05:34year this year just go out there and and let's see what we got with the young fellas i will
05:39say
05:39this because this was number one on my power rank of things i was tired of talking about was
05:43i can't stand him i can't stand what he's put on the ice i can't stand the way he talks
05:48i can't stand
05:49the moves he does make i can't stand the moves he doesn't make i love the fact he's gone nobody
05:53deserved to be gone more and before you call up trying to do this sympathy crap this guy has basically
05:59been grifting for the last two years no gm in hockey would have been around after year five
06:05maybe six never seven believe me all that sympathy was wrapped up in that millions upon millions of
06:13dollars he was being paid see you later i love it oh amen david i'd like to donate to the
06:20church
06:21the blessing of eiserman getting canned oh oh he's the special assistant to the traveling gm what
06:28is he george costanza good yeah call eiserman's line see if the phone works yeah but i think it got
06:35to the point where probably the the illage family and wait so let me get this straight you're not
06:41trading him the only thing we could get our prospects but you don't want those but i can't let you
06:49i can't let you do the rebuild of the rebuild you can't do the remix steve gotta go you know
06:56what i
06:56got a nice little job for you and because because you did so much for us as a player we
07:03won't fire you
07:05we're going to put you down there in the basement of the joe i'd like my streamlined stapler like the
07:12joe
07:13doesn't exist anymore and neither does his job
07:18they put eiserman's desk in the rubble
07:22look the timing is beyond odd um but i'm sorry i just to me
07:30it's it's just simple he had to go he had to go years ago how it happened why it happened
07:37i don't
07:37necessarily care the team was going to suck this year anyways the east got better and steve sat
07:43there doing stugats this offseason i think the hurtful part if you had done this right
07:49you would have the new staff here the new gm here and you would have operated a draft you would
07:54have
07:54gotten capital you'd get some prospects into grand rapids to develop them yeah no on that level this
08:01isn't positive clearly uh and as far as a new gm goes look i'll just be unequivocal this can't be
08:08any more to friends and family picnic it can't be anyone from inside the family the closest i would
08:14consider and the problem is he's approaching 70 i think he's 67 or 68 like okay you could call jim
08:21nil and i wouldn't bristle because jim nil's been one of the best executives in the sport right but he's
08:26almost 70 i swear to god if they hire from inside the family and it's a draper thing or a
08:32whore cough
08:33thing i don't want anyone who's been here because frankly no one here deserves to be here i'll say
08:38what if you can get listen to come back from sweden no okay i don't want any of them okay
08:44it's not only
08:45because he's been away i would treat it like jury selection i want people who don't even know who
08:49weiserman is i i want something new wave i want someone who is going to catch up to where hockey
08:57is because this guy has been rooted in 2010 oh i don't like the players have power why i don't
09:04like
09:04term why i don't like paying guys market value why trade values are high why and and all we did
09:10was
09:10sit here the red wings essentially the winged wheel one of the crown jewels of the nhl and one of
09:17the
09:17iconic franchise in all sports has been treated like a cold chicken breast in the tupperware and
09:22it's day seven in the fridge that's what this rebuild under eiserman is so you know what i love it
09:31and i loved hearing people call into the middays and mornings oh but i loved steve great what do
09:37you think he's gonna do pay you back for all the money he wasted years yeah but see i think
09:41these
09:41people have to realize there's two different steves there's that poster that you have that you grew up
09:46with and then there's the man who ran your team into the ground that's right okay and they're all
09:50the same so he tarnished his legacy on it keep the poster but just know that this man not only
09:58ruined
09:58this team he's you have to tear it down mike to the studs i i have a deep disagreement that
10:06this is
10:06somehow salvageable to be hyper competitive next year you knew i wanted to rebuild this thing the day
10:11larkin asked out what they were doing and why this happened look i'll leave that to the elliot
10:17friedmans of the world i'm sure there's gonna be a backstory i can only hope it was a desk being
10:23flipped over i think oh can you imagine if chris went into eiserman's office like ari gold with a
10:28paintball gun barb boom boom who flipped the desk you're fired that's what i want to know are you
10:37going to trade larkin for picks are you going to pay to break it have you got edmondson signed
10:43you're fired that's how i choose to think of it tell me what exactly do you do want my streamline
10:52stapler what would you say you do here like everything is over like i'm so happy we got past the
11:01draft
11:04yeah guy trades coast and he's fired two weeks later here's the only thing that i'll say
11:11at least the wings didn't do a friday news no i'd like to thank the detroit red wings uh even
11:16though
11:17they're awful and i wouldn't give them my money i will tell you i would like to thank you and
11:23in fact
11:23i'm gonna take the money i i would spend to go to one of your games and i'm gonna give
11:27it to david's
11:28church and i'm gonna say the detroit red wings have made a donation for this blessing of this
11:33news on july 15th the slowest sports day of the year eiserman getting the soft fire guys where are
11:42you at with it what do you want to see happen what do you make of the timing uh i'm
11:46thrilled and
11:48primarily it's eiserman's product attitude presentation all of it i love it i absolutely
11:55love the fact he just got canned it's tremendous and now the red wings might have a chance because
12:00let me help you this was going nowhere you were on the treadmill of mediocrity and steve didn't want
12:07to do the things it took to make it off of that treadmill he's caught in 2010 he still wants
12:14to bully
12:15players he wants to nickel and dime he wants to be authoritarian he doesn't want to make big trades
12:21he doesn't want to pay to freight then get out i have no use for you i don't care who
12:26you were in
12:261996 you're not that guy anymore you're a guy impeding progress leave if i want to remember the
12:34good eiserman will turn on nhl 94 or we'll go watch your shot against john casey let's say what about
12:39the shot from the blue line mike in the double overtime it's great because that guy's the same guy
12:45who drove this team in a middle effing earth yeah that's right yeah oh man what a blessing
12:50david i will have an envelope for the church tomorrow and i'm gonna i'm gonna it's gonna be
12:55on behalf of the detroit red wings in fact i'm gonna have the return address as the world headquarters
13:01i'm gonna go down to the world headquarters and mail it to you
13:07i love it oh i love everything today what a blessed day 97 one
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