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00:22Good evening and welcome to the Great Indian Couple Show.
00:31Thank you, thank you, please sit here.
00:39Who has said I love you?
00:42Be happy, be happy.
00:46Today, every person is making a YouTube channel.
00:48Do you know both of them?
00:52You can also take someone on a platform like Netflix.
00:54In 192 countries, people are watching.
00:56Then the person is making a YouTube channel, I'm sure I'm talking about myself.
01:02If there are 4 people in a house, then the mother is different, the father is different, the children are
01:08different.
01:09That's why I'm talking about you.
01:11It means that every person has made a video.
01:18You've got so many channels, and I've got married in the kitchen.
01:21Guys, today I've made a dhih bali and a kadi chawal.
01:26After his husband's mouth is closed.
01:29And he makes a kadi chawal and puts it on YouTube.
01:33Then the head says,
01:34He's got a kadi chawal and puts it on YouTube.
01:37He's got a kadi chawal and puts it on YouTube.
01:39That day, my husband took his kadi chawal had a kadi chawal and put it on YouTube.
01:40I'm a little bit worried about the kadi chawal.
01:44Ladies, I've come here and give makeup tips.
01:45I'm so amazing.
01:47All the best guys, you have to take a moisturizer.
01:50Take a put it on foundation, highlighter, blush and lip gloss.
01:54And in the end, you're wearing a black eyeliner with magenta and you're looking for no makeup.
02:03No makeup looks for no makeup.
02:05That's the first 28 things in the mouth.
02:08It's a small 2-2 inches.
02:09You can see like this too.
02:13The little girls of small towns.
02:16They're also on YouTube.
02:18Hi guys.
02:19Guys, everyone has just like this.
02:21Hi guys.
02:23Guys, please comment on their videos that you're very bad.
02:26Guys, if they come back to the street, they don't have to do their own.
02:32Guys, I'll tell you about backless blouse.
02:36Look, there's only one person who has a blouse.
02:38Yes, yes.
02:39They're wearing a normal face when they're wearing a normal face.
02:42They're wearing a normal face when they're wearing a face.
02:45They're wearing a face when they're wearing a face when they're wearing a face.
02:52They're wearing a Vernal face when they're wearing apparently.
02:59And they're wearing a hard
03:11What the hell is this?
03:12Let's live in the life.
03:14It's a living in four days.
03:16Then the baby says,
03:16What is this living in four days?
03:17What the mother is living in 25 days.
03:20But it's a living in four days.
03:24Now some people make a video of travelling.
03:27Just change their bags and change their bags.
03:30The world is waiting for you.
03:32Someone who comments from the bottom.
03:33Who will you give money to steal your money?
03:37But this is the truth.
03:38The talented people are the only ones from their own work, original content and their own channel.
03:45Our two of them are the stars that have a lot of their channel.
03:51Please welcome Mr. Samir Ahna and Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia.
04:15Welcome, welcome, welcome all the world.
04:20Welcome, welcome.
04:29What a story, man.
04:31How do you love you all?
04:33I'm happy that we are out of jail.
04:39You all know these two of them.
04:41In the last year, these are the most searching for celebrities.
04:48People were searching for the internet.
04:50The police were searching for different people.
04:54What did you feel last year? How did it go?
04:57It was a strange year.
04:59In this studio, there were two people who went to the Supreme Court.
05:03They were Hum and Siddhu Paji.
05:12This is why I wrote a share for you, Guru.
05:17Come on, come on, come on.
05:22Come on.
05:24Come on, come on.
05:25Come on, come on.
05:25Come on, come on.
05:28Come on, come on.
05:29Come on, come on.
05:30Come on.
05:31We are not the people who leave a shopper from the park.
05:35From the beginning of the day,
05:37it will be a shopper.
05:39Oh, oh!
05:43And, Paaji, if this has killed one more joke today,
05:47then we will all be escorts.
05:48No, no.
05:50No, no.
05:52It feels like I've lost my house.
05:55Today, I'll take a little coaching
05:57about how to bounce back.
05:59The last time Ranveer and Samir were together,
06:01the police case was gone.
06:03So, today, you are together again.
06:05We'll take coffee, or we'll take anti-spitry bail.
06:13You were watching late-end, right?
06:14I had a lot of episodes.
06:15I had a phone too.
06:17Yes.
06:17I told him to call him.
06:19I said, why didn't the case happen?
06:21So...
06:21And, when my show closed,
06:25one day before, I got a call
06:26that something is going to be bad with you.
06:29Yes?
06:30Is it true or not?
06:32I said, look, you've come in the eyes.
06:33When I came to the show,
06:34I'm going to go a little bit.
06:35So, I told you about my experience,
06:37I'm not going to be an anti-yami.
06:41You say anything, you're famous.
06:42But when you're famous,
06:44then you can't even say anything.
06:45What?
06:49But I just want to tell my brothers
06:51that you both don't have married.
06:53In our show,
06:54all the people who work,
06:55all the two kids are.
06:57So, we'll do a little bit.
06:59I did a little bit, sir.
07:00I'm not going to go to the show.
07:01No, no, no.
07:02No, no, no.
07:04No, no, no.
07:04Good?
07:06Yeah.
07:07Yeah.
07:07Today, family-friendly zone is family-friendly.
07:09Today, family-friendly,
07:10we'll be here.
07:11No, no, no.
07:12But Ranbir, you're very loving.
07:13And these controversies are coming to you.
07:16They come to you.
07:18I'm sure you will learn a lot of things.
07:20I'm sure you will learn a lot of things.
07:20People, let me see you so much.
07:21Let me see you today.
07:25When the show is closed,
07:27who did you call first?
07:29What happened to you?
07:30What happened to you?
07:30I had to call the lawyer first.
07:32Okay.
07:34And his phone didn't feel like that.
07:36Okay.
07:37So, where did you go, Ranbir?
07:38No.
07:39My brother came here.
07:40I sat in an audience.
07:41I went to his house.
07:44He's here for that.
07:45So, a lot of people who have been able to do this work.
07:51I didn't have an idea.
07:52I was afraid,
07:53a few hours later,
07:54they came here.
07:55So, I said, come on.
07:56Then I knew that everything was happening.
07:58So, when you saw this clip,
08:00then I said, come on, come on, come on.
08:03So, I had to leave my house at home.
08:07After this controversy,
08:09do you have more shows?
08:11Do you have to do live shows?
08:12Or do you have to do the books?
08:13I'm sorry,
08:13I'll give you a chance.
08:15I'll give you an advance.
08:16My phone is very nice.
08:17But,
08:18today's comedy is very difficult.
08:20Do you know?
08:26Sir, how do you do it?
08:27I don't know.
08:28I mean,
08:29I really didn't know the first call to Kapil Sir.
08:31I didn't know what it was.
08:33I didn't know what it was,
08:33what it was,
08:34what it was.
08:35He said,
08:35whatever time goes on,
08:37your bad time goes on.
08:39It goes on.
08:44We were waiting.
08:45We were waiting.
08:45Something happens.
08:46Something happens.
08:46Something happens.
08:47But,
08:47Sir,
08:50at that time,
08:50Kapil Sir also closed the tweet.
08:56What did they do?
08:57What did they do?
08:58In two weeks,
08:59when we were quiet,
09:00we stopped taking the puppies.
09:07Kapil,
09:08you years ago,
09:09in 2004 or 2005,
09:102007.
09:12In 2007,
09:14I felt like this guy,
09:14I felt like this guy.
09:15What?
09:16I felt like it.
09:17It was fun.
09:18It was fun.
09:19It was fun.
09:26It was fun.
09:26It was fun.
09:28It was fun.
09:29First,
09:30I would like to say that
09:30their heart is very clean.
09:32That's what people should know.
09:34No.
09:35You should close the show.
09:36Then leave your life.
09:39It will be clean.
09:40It will be clean.
09:42It will be clean.
09:42In the last year,
09:44our friends were very strong.
09:46I feel.
09:46I feel like this guy is right.
09:48It's true.
09:49It's true.
09:50It's true.
09:52It's true.
09:52It's true.
09:53What a joke, son.
09:54That's right.
09:55It's true.
09:55It's true.
09:59When the man is a little
10:00blood pressure,
10:01it's a charge.
10:02It's a charge.
10:03When you prepare your comedy set,
10:05you listen to your friends
10:06and you listen to your attorney.
10:09I am a lawyer with me.
10:11I am a lawyer with me.
10:11I am a lawyer.
10:12You are the judge.
10:13The judge is in your bagel.
10:14The judge is broken.
10:15And every woman got shook.
10:17The judge is here,
10:19there's a comedy theatre
10:20called Habitat.
10:21This is on the名前
10:21for you.
10:22Every week,
10:23someone to come specials
10:24and our venue is over.
10:26Oh, my God.
10:29I will mix a hand with the Slow também.
10:31Shall we talk about your venue?
10:34Yes.
10:34Thank you, sir.
10:35How many times?
10:35Sir, three times.
10:36People come and get offended by the joke,
10:39but they don't have to talk about it.
10:40Honestly, you have been a great inspiration for all of us.
10:44You can see us,
10:46that we can laugh.
10:47Thank you, sir.
10:48Thank you, brother.
10:51Genuinely, a very, very big moment for me.
10:54Honestly, I am watching you from childhood.
10:57Across various shows.
10:58It was always my dream
10:59that one day I would come to you on TV.
11:00I never thought you would come to OTT one day.
11:11I genuinely love you so much,
11:13Arsana Ma'am and Siddu Paji.
11:15I love you guys so much.
11:16If God closes a door,
11:19you open ten doors.
11:21You are the ones who are watching.
11:23The most people are killing us, sir.
11:35I love you, sir.
11:39I love you, sir.
11:39I love you, sir.
11:40I love you.
11:40You are absolutely brilliant.
11:45Super.
11:46Sir,
11:47what you have learned from people.
11:49Genuinely,
11:50you are a part of my whole childhood.
11:53You and Shaker, sir.
11:56You and the Comedy Circus.
11:57I followed every episode.
11:59I didn't know what to say.
12:00You and the Comedy Circus.
12:08Come and sit and talk.
12:10Come, come, please.
12:16Too good, man.
12:17Genuinely, sir.
12:19I respect you both.
12:21But I do a little bit more.
12:22I do not do that.
12:23Because I haven't ever sold it to zero.
12:33I have a feeling that I am not allowed to win.
12:38I have to lose.
12:39You are the only one.
12:40I have to lose.
12:41You are the only one.
12:43I have to lose.
12:44I am the only one.
12:45But when we went to the police station,
12:49there is also a lot of fans.
12:51What?
12:52He was making a dialogue in the camera.
12:54He said, throw it away!
13:05Oh my God!
13:07Oh my God!
13:07Oh my God!
13:07Hey, you're a big boy!
13:09Rindvir, tell me, how did the biceps come from?
13:12When I was starting, I had a goal to make a fitness channel.
13:17I thought it was a cool name.
13:18Like in wrestling, people's names.
13:20Triple H, Stone Cold.
13:22I thought it was a cool name.
13:24Okay.
13:25But over time, I didn't drink beer.
13:30Bicep is still here.
13:32But the name is a bit popular.
13:34So we've kept it.
13:35Do you have a liquor license for this?
13:37Or do you have a liquor license?
13:38No, no, no.
13:39It's a liquor license.
13:40When you've seen stand-up,
13:43this is a big joke on your grandma.
13:46I've never heard of this.
13:47No, no, no, no.
13:47Why are you failing at the same time?
13:48Why are you failing at your family's leg?
13:51The jokes on my grandma, are they true?
13:53Look, sir, if I'm a silly man,
13:55I can write a song for my grandma's memory.
13:58If I'm a singer, I can write a song for my grandma's memory.
14:01If I'm a comedian,
14:02I can write a joke for my grandma's memory.
14:04Very good.
14:05Well said.
14:05I have said, I have said.
14:07I have said, I have said,
14:09I have said, my sister, my sister,
14:11I had an attack,
14:12and I was alone at home.
14:14I didn't remember the number of ambulance.
14:17Do you remember the number of ambulance?
14:21Tell me, Arsena,
14:22do you remember the number of ambulance?
14:22100 is the only call.
14:24It's the police.
14:27I didn't remember, I called 102.
14:30Who was that?
14:31Fire truck.
14:31Fire.
14:32Where did the fire look?
14:34I said, the fire looks like it in the morning.
14:37Oh!
14:42Oh!
14:43Oh!
14:46Some parents have said,
14:48I have seen my child's video.
14:50Yes, the parents have said,
14:51what?
14:58My parents really liked the couple.
15:00Kappal Sharma Show.
15:01It's a genuine story.
15:04My father was a lot of watching.
15:06He was bedridden in his final phase.
15:09But, Kappal Sharma Show was a lot of watching.
15:11So, wherever he is,
15:12he's very happy today.
15:14Thank you, brother.
15:18You're an amazing comedian.
15:20So, who do you think,
15:22in India,
15:23is the best stand-up comedian?
15:26Stand up.
15:27In this case,
15:28there is no time, ma'am,
15:30that it's the best of India's best comedian.
15:32In India's name, I will say,
15:33the world's right here,
15:34Kapil Sharma.
15:35Love you, bro.
15:36Love you.
15:40Genuinely,
15:40it's a lot of difficulty.
15:42I don't know how he does it.
15:44I mean,
15:45every week,
15:47show,
15:47episode,
15:48I don't know how many thousands of episodes
15:49you've done, sir.
15:50It is unbelievable.
15:52Like,
15:52it's,
15:53here is a legend,
15:54this time.
15:55Thank you, bro.
15:56Lovely.
15:58People do this.
15:59When you give love,
16:01your confidence is like this.
16:03And normally,
16:03what happens is that
16:04sometimes we make a script,
16:05sometimes it's not secure,
16:07sometimes it's not.
16:07But people,
16:08you know,
16:10you know,
16:11they say,
16:12no,
16:13you do.
16:13We are with you.
16:14And this is your love.
16:19Kapil Paji,
16:21ask me a question.
16:22I'm dancing.
16:22I'm dancing.
16:24I'm dancing.
16:30I'm dancing.
16:30Yes, please.
16:31How are you in life?
16:33Like,
16:34how do you feel
16:34that so many years
16:35you've played a show?
16:37What's your perspective?
16:38What's your perspective?
16:39Like many times,
16:40when you meet a police officer,
16:43what's your shock?
16:44What's your shock?
16:45I feel very good.
16:46I feel very good.
16:47I feel very good.
16:47It's their shock.
16:48Sometimes,
16:49they'll listen to free time
16:49and listen to them.
16:51Our shock,
16:52our profession,
16:53our brand and butter,
16:55and there's a jam.
16:56Also,
16:58There's a jam,
17:00So,
17:01I feel like,
17:02this is a great blessing.
17:03You feel good.
17:04I feel good.
17:05Yeah.
17:05I feel good.
17:06I feel good.
17:08So,
17:09I feel like,
17:09you're doing your work
17:10with your heart.
17:11Then,
17:11the rest of the things
17:11come to me.
17:12So,
17:13it's a blessing.
17:13I feel like,
17:13bro.
17:14And,
17:14I've also watched many films
17:16and actors,
17:17when we come to our show,
17:19I feel like,
17:20that,
17:22it's a dream,
17:23it's a truth,
17:24it's a life,
17:24everything happens.
17:25I'll do a show run.
17:27Today, my brother has
17:27a little bit less,
17:28but he talks about death.
17:31It's a dream.
17:32It's a dream.
17:35It's a dream.
17:37It's a dream.
17:38I can't see.
17:39It's a dream.
17:39It's a dream.
17:40I can't see.
17:41It's a dream.
17:44And,
17:45what do you think?
17:46We can talk about death.
17:47We can talk about death.
17:49I've heard that.
17:50In the world,
17:51there are two people.
17:52One is the two.
17:52One is the one.
17:53And the other is the one.
17:55You know, what will happen after death?
17:57You've never thought about it.
17:59That's why you don't go to the podcast.
18:02And if someone's gone, someone's gone.
18:04He's gone outside and he's gone outside.
18:07Sometimes it's uncomfortable with a question.
18:10No, I feel that with these questions,
18:12people open up.
18:13So you can move forward in the conversation.
18:15Then give me a little example.
18:17Let me drill.
18:19Do you think about death?
18:21I didn't think about it.
18:22No?
18:22It happens to me.
18:23I've seen a little notice.
18:24It won't come.
18:25But you're scared or you're excited.
18:29Who's excited for this?
18:31Wow, I'll die tomorrow.
18:34What's the matter?
18:35It's a good thing.
18:37Where are we going?
18:38I feel scared of death.
18:39We've started.
18:40He asked me last year.
18:42What do you think about death?
18:44I don't think about death.
18:45But for the past year,
18:47I've thought about death.
18:54What do you think about death?
18:55What do you think about death?
18:58What's the problem?
18:58What's the problem?
18:59What's the problem that you think about?
19:00Son, son, the police have come.
19:05Oh, son.
19:17That's what I have done.
19:17Why?
19:18Why?
19:30Hi, hi!
19:34Have you shaved your hands?
19:40Come on.
19:43Listen!
19:44Sunda, my mother is a little bit of milk.
19:46Yes, yes, Papa.
19:48Milk is made of milk.
19:50I'm on my diet.
19:51I don't know.
19:52First time I eat a little.
19:54Open your mouth.
19:56Wow.
19:59You go to the house and eat it.
20:01Hey, why didn't they eat it?
20:03Papa, don't open your mouth.
20:10If they opened your mouth,
20:13they opened your mouth.
20:13So, it's like that in the desert,
20:15we're closed by people's main course.
20:19Correct.
20:21India has got latent.
20:23India has got deleted.
20:26Okay, let me introduce myself.
20:29Okay, now I write a script from Sunil Paal.
20:35I've watched your show.
20:37I'm doing a great show.
20:38Thank you so much.
20:39You listen to the audience and listen to their jokes, right?
20:42Yes, you listen to them.
20:43I have a joke.
20:44Yes, yes, yes.
20:45One time I've said,
20:46there's a person who lives on the balcony.
20:49He comes from here.
20:51He asks,
20:52brother, he's on the house.
20:53He says, no, he's gone.
20:56What happened?
20:57He didn't come.
20:58The police didn't come.
21:02What happened?
21:08This is fake,
21:12A dream.
21:13It can be so unique.
21:14I ain't got some good.
21:15I have to listen to them as your head.
21:15I am good.
21:25That's what I will say.
21:27We know,
21:27that's in the books.
21:29That's what we are doing.
21:29This 100 percent.
21:30Ha, you couldn't understand.
21:33Talk to Alien
21:37Yeti's 101 Kisses
21:40I've understood that you read such books, so you're always asking
21:45Yeti's seen, Alien's seen
21:47Have you ever seen your own podcast?
21:53India's best podcast is
21:55This is my
21:56No, I've seen it, I've seen it
21:58I've seen it, I've seen it
22:00There's a very big comedian, Kiku Sharada
22:06He's saying that you are so cute
22:09If I'm your wife
22:12Hey, what's the joke?
22:14No, you're watching this podcast
22:16No, I'm not asking you, I'm not asking you
22:18What's the joke?
22:19A big comedian, Kiku Sharada
22:21A big comedian
22:26In social media, you've got the price of everyone
22:29Your two lakhs is more than 2 lakhs in that
22:48Oh
22:49Chess
23:16Chess
23:18Oh, you'll look good?
23:19You'll look good?
23:19No, you'll look good for Sunil Paal
23:21Yeah
23:24By chance, if you've ever heard such a joke
23:27We haven't understood any joke
23:28So, we'll watch our show on Saturday
23:29On Saturday, we'll watch our show on Saturday
23:32If you can't watch Saturday, you'll watch the live time
23:35Our episodes are not deleted
23:38Oh
23:42Thank you so much
23:43Thank you, thank you, thank you
23:45Thank you
23:46Thank you
23:49You have some pictures of your
23:50And your audience too
23:52It's fun to make comments
23:54Let's see
24:03From the bottom of the video
24:04I got the photo
24:04And they use it
24:05This picture
24:06And you can't see
24:07You can't see
24:08I'm a fool
24:08I'm a fool
24:08I'm a fool
24:10I'm a fool
24:11You're a fool
24:11You're a beautiful observer
24:14We are also Mythpat
24:15Listen to the comments
24:17It seems like a lawyer is one single
24:23And see.
24:26The case is more serious, he is sitting in front of me.
24:31Who is sitting in front of me?
24:32And see.
24:36What is this?
24:37Nine years of bare bicep, I now enter my tenth.
24:41All the beginning of my career, my mind was full of ideas,
24:44but my heart was full of,
24:45what was the need for writing?
24:47It's a samurai sword?
24:48Yeah, it's a samurai sword.
24:50Katana, it's called.
24:52After a joke, he was standing in the house.
24:58Look at the comments below.
25:00I don't think anyone has commented.
25:02Okay.
25:04Swinney Niveden is that,
25:06the caption is written in the caption.
25:08It's not written in the caption.
25:09Look at that.
25:11And see.
25:13From the Hawai'r's broken pose,
25:16see,
25:16nothing is open.
25:17Oh, look at that!
25:22As a figura.
25:23Yes, sir.
25:24If you have a good question,
25:26then the question should not be required.
25:30Let's see.
25:35Hey, Scotland's photo?
25:36Sir, what did you put in your back?
25:39You're stretching.
25:40Sir, before the show,
25:42I got muscle pull.
25:43You know what?
25:44Yeah, I got it.
25:45Yes.
25:45So, when I was a man doing something,
25:48but when I did it,
25:49I was still a bad guy.
26:12My real personality only comes through in Goa dumps, not on the podcast.
26:26My real personality only comes through in Goa dumps, not on the podcast.
26:50My real personality only comes through in Goa dumps, not on the podcast.
27:14My real personality only comes through in Goa dumps, not on the podcast.
27:43My real personality only comes through in Goa dumps, not on the podcast.
28:15My real personality only comes through in Goa dumps, not on the podcast.
28:42My real personality only comes through in Goa dumps, not on the podcast.
28:50My real personality only comes through in Goa dumps, not on the podcast.
29:28My real personality only comes through in Goa dumps, not on the podcast.
29:46My real personality only comes through in Goa dumps, not on the podcast.
30:25My real personality only comes through in Goa dumps, not on the podcast.
30:44My real personality only comes through in Goa dumps, not on the podcast.
30:46My real personality only comes through in Goa dumps, not on the podcast.
31:05My real personality only comes through in Goa dumps, not on the podcast.
31:27My real personality only comes through in Goa dumps, not on the podcast.
31:31My real phenomena only comes through on Goa dumps, not on the podcast.
31:37My real personality only comes through in Goa dumps, not on the podcast.
31:55I don't even know what the problem is, I don't perform at the same time.
31:58I don't have to talk to you.
32:00I don't have any problem with you.
32:02It's just one thing.
32:04Why don't you brush yourself?
32:14The time of brushing is over.
32:17I've come here to polish it.
32:20I'm going to polish it on myself.
32:22Yes, I love you so much.
32:24I'll show you in the same way.
32:28But Sunil Pahil, you've forgiven them or not?
32:32Because this is a big love you, generally.
32:33I request.
32:35I don't want to do anything.
32:36But I want to ask Sunil, what has happened in the time?
32:38I say that if you have a good idea,
32:41remember to be a bad person.
32:43And if you have a good idea, you're only a bad person.
32:47As far as the bad person is a bad person,
32:49I've learned anything about the bad person,
32:51that I've learned from Sunil Pahil Ji's videos.
32:58I've learned from Sunil Pahil Ji's videos.
33:21I've learned from Sunil Pahil Ji's videos.
33:24And these two Superstars are standing here.
33:26What do I say about them?
33:28What did you say about them?
33:29They got a new name called Showstopper.
33:31Showstopper.
33:32I feel like this is a very cool life moment for me,
33:36that this generation of goat comics
33:38and last generation of goat comics.
33:39They've cut so much of the pain
33:41that they were able to get out.
33:43Sir, they're giving you a good idea, sir.
33:48Thank you very much.
33:50Thank you very much.
33:51Thank you very much.
33:53Sir, you're still in attack mode.
33:59Love you, love you, love you.
34:02I have a question for Sunil.
34:04Where do I know you?
34:05You're in the first Lafter Challenge.
34:06You're in the first Lafter Challenge.
34:07We've also thought that we'll give you an audition.
34:09And you...
34:10I was sitting in that office.
34:11We had a phone coming in front of us.
34:13So, there weren't dates for 6 months after 6 months.
34:15Sunil Pahil is so busy for the next 6 months.
34:17You've earned the coronavirus.
34:19That day you came to my film's premiere at Chapel.
34:22What was your strategy behind that?
34:24What was that?
34:24I thought that one of the big people will come.
34:30So, I don't think I'm so handsome or I'm so big.
34:34What are you doing, sir?
34:34I just saw the camera.
34:37So, I thought that I'll do something like this.
34:40That I'll be different.
34:41Seriously?
34:42Yes.
34:43So, I thought that maybe you were playing at a basic place.
34:45You can see that there's light white.
34:47So, you can go there.
34:49Where are you?
34:50Yes.
34:51They're on the top of the top.
34:51They're on the top.
34:57They're on the top.
35:08They're on the top.
35:10My mother will be happy here.
35:40Sunil Bhai, we have a lot of love for you in our hearts.
35:43And you also mark them.
35:45Yes, no, no.
35:46I just request that I have never done that.
35:51Yes, I have downloaded it.
35:56As a comedian, genuinely, I feel very bad.
36:01When comedians are angry,
36:02the whole world is attacking us.
36:03In the media.
36:05There is a time when we expect
36:07that our industry will support us.
36:09So, you can also...
36:13It's just a little bit.
36:19Now...
36:19Let's do a job.
36:20Let's do a debate.
36:22Yes.
36:23Debate.
36:23What should happen in comedy?
36:24What should happen in comedy?
36:25What should happen in comedy?
36:26Very good.
36:26Done, sir. Let's go.
36:44Let's do a job.
36:44Welcome to Tijik's news debate.
36:46Oh!
36:49Oh!
36:50Oh!
36:52Oh!
36:54Oh!
36:58Oh!
36:59What should happen in comedy?
37:01Well, we must be talking to this one.
37:01What should happen is the matter.
37:02No need to do something.
37:02Just talk to this.
37:03Noise pollution has to be there.
37:08Cool noise pollution has to be there.
37:10.
37:11And create a debate.
37:12Yes.
37:13Let me introduce.
37:14Excuse me.
37:17My hands are sitting in my hands.
37:22Two dogs, one mother.
37:25Sorry, sorry, sorry.
37:27Two dogs, one dog.
37:29Sunil Palsar.
37:34I'm sitting here sitting in my hands.
37:37One minute.
37:41One minute.
37:41One minute.
37:42One minute.
37:42One minute.
37:44One minute.
37:46One minute.
37:48One minute.
37:54Let's concentrate on the dipen.
37:56Yeah, yeah.
37:57Relax, relax.
37:58One minute.
38:00One minute.
38:04What's your name, bruh?
38:08I can't explain my real name for the security reason, but my social media name is Bihsi Dhrinda.
38:15Bihsi Dhrinda?
38:16I go to a different place and I talk about it.
38:19My Bihsi Union card has also become a Bihsi Union.
38:23So, where have you been talking about Bihsi?
38:25You don't believe me. I've been talking about two times.
38:29I've been talking about Bibi.
38:31I've been talking about Bihsi and my son's father.
38:34I've been talking about Bihsi and my son just now.
38:35Me, Sidhu, I've been talking about Bihsi jade.
38:40I can't talk about Bibi.
38:42I've been thinking about Bihsi and I've been talking about Bihsi.
38:46I've been talking about Bihsi.
38:47So, what about Bihsi?
38:49What the comedy is so first of all you need to know what is comedy?
38:53In some small shows,
38:54a lot of boys,
38:56do you say comedy?
38:59I want to know that.
39:01Excuse me.
39:02I want to know that.
39:03Excuse me.
39:05Can we avoid this topic?
39:09No, we cannot. Sorry.
39:11No, no, no.
39:13Will the church be today?
39:15Today, because I forgot my blouse.
39:19I will pass on this topic.
39:21I will pass on this topic.
39:25One minute.
39:27Hey, blouse hair.
39:33Uncle, please, can you shut up?
39:35Uncle, uncle.
39:36Uncle is your mother.
39:41Look, I will give her the answer.
39:44There is no gender.
39:47There is no gender.
39:48There is no gender.
39:48There is no gender.
39:50There is no gender.
39:51There is no gender.
39:53There is no gender.
39:58There is no gender.
40:00There is no gender.
40:04You have said great things.
40:06I was going to say direct.
40:08I'm going to become money.
40:12Don't call me as you are last.
40:14I may not like your mouth.
40:17I'm sorry to say.
40:20I'm sorry to say.
40:21I'm saying, do you upload your mouth on YouTube,
40:23and then delete it.
40:26Let me add.
40:27Let me add.
40:28Can you just shut up, please?
40:29Two minutes.
40:29Two minutes.
40:31Can we just listen to me?
40:33Yes.
40:35Sunil Paal Ji's saying that he doesn't like the boys and girls in the shows.
40:41Sunil Paal Ji, can you say this again or change your opinion?
40:45I just want to surprise you, I'm from Nagpur and Nagpur is Santranagri.
40:50And I can't do it in the hate of Santranagri.
40:57But our Santranagpur doesn't happen to us.
41:02Our people are coming from the dark.
41:06Now you don't have any chance.
41:09There is no chance.
41:15No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
41:18You are the only in charge of you.
41:23One thing tell me.
41:25If you are from Nagpur,
41:27why do you have much less vitamin C?
41:32Mr. Ranbir, what do you think?
41:34What about this?
41:35Yeah, I see bad
41:36I am
41:41Yeah
41:42I mean it's not chicken
41:48I mean the guy's a boy
41:50I don't know
41:51I don't know
41:53I don't know
41:53I don't know
41:53I don't know
41:54I don't know
42:05I support it.
42:06I am a Gen Z in my mindset.
42:08So, I am fluid.
42:10First, tell me about Gen Z about Gen Z.
42:14I don't know how many years I know about Gen Z.
42:16Just like Gen Z, just like Gen Z.
42:19Okay.
42:21You tell me this time.
42:23What do you want to say?
42:27Sir.
42:28Guys, girls are 35 years old.
42:30You come here, come here, come here.
42:32Just give me a kiss.
42:33No, come here.
42:39Sir,
42:41I feel like a girl is a girl.
42:46People just feel like they are a girl,
42:48but they don't feel like they are behind them.
42:50Like now, Kiko and Krishna Ji have been on the backstage
42:53for a man to have been on the back of 35 minutes.
42:57Archana Ji took a half hours for a while.
43:11So once upon a time, Victor said, laughter, I don't know who, but he just said that and
43:20I heard it. Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
43:26I don't care what Victor said, but what I am sure to say, I care.
43:33I say comedy in small things, what's the truth?
43:37I also think it's in small things, in naughty naughty things, sometimes it's in dhoti dhoti.
43:44If someone is up with a dhoti, it's really fun.
43:48For example, this is dhoti.
43:58What is that? Tell me.
44:06I get it. I get it. I get this.
44:13But I confess one thing today. This is the wordplay I have learned from Sunil Paal.
44:21I respect that.
44:23In their wordplay, the class is great.
44:27I am a person who is a person who is a person who is a person who is a person
44:31who is a person.
44:32I say that Sunil Kao Haskar.
44:34Why?
44:36No, uncle, uncle, uncle.
44:38They didn't say that.
44:41Sometimes it happens.
44:42In the form of flight, a person who is not able to sleep at night.
44:45I don't know.
45:15The people who are 80, who are 80.
45:20And I want to say one thing.
45:22Sunil Gavaskarvala was better than that.
45:27That was also my idea.
45:30I'm following them all for 15 years.
45:32This is the first joke in which Archana Ji didn't come.
45:39Let's move on to the next topic.
45:41Daddy has put it back to the back.
45:51I don't know.
45:53I don't know.
45:54I don't know.
45:54I don't know.
45:54But it's a big comedy.
45:56I don't know.
45:59I saw Sunil Gavaskarvala object on the fart comedy.
46:03What's wrong with it?
46:05Gas pass.
46:05It's fart.
46:07What's the problem?
46:08It's a natural possessed fart.
46:13I'm going to tell you something about you.
46:16No man is not a criminal with his mother's face.
46:21I'm going to tell you something about Ramesh and Suresh two brothers.
46:25Ramesh joined the police.
46:50Sir, I'll move to the next topic.
46:52Yes, yes.
46:53Next topic is, we use the words in the chutkulon, comedy in the chutkulon,
46:58hathi-chiti, gadeka, words used.
47:04Look at it.
47:05Why?
47:06Look at it.
47:07Because they don't have voice.
47:10Why?
47:13You're talking about where you're talking about.
47:15Why are you doing that?
47:18Look.
47:19What are you saying about this?
47:24I'm saying I'm doing it.
47:25Gadha, Why does the chute-chiti-hathi mean
47:27used to be used by the chute-chute?
47:29I'm saying that the chute-chute does not even have to be used.
47:30Yes.
47:31We all have a dog in the madman's way.
47:33He's giving a dog so many years.
47:36Without his figure, this is what we call.
47:40If the dog asked him to make a dog,
47:42I'm telling you, we won't give two more dogs.
47:45No.
47:48I disagree.
47:50But you say that two dogs.
47:52Yes.
47:53I can give three dogs.
47:54Who's the third?
47:56Look at this.
47:59One.
47:59One, two, three.
48:02Oh, wow, man.
48:03I felt a lot of pain.
48:05Give me two yellows.
48:06One, give me two yellows.
48:07I have three andes of omelette.
48:09200 rupees.
48:09This is airport.
48:10800 rupees.
48:11Why are you 800 rupees on the airport?
48:13I said, you've given me a pig that I've given you a pilot.
48:20I've given you a pig that I've given you a pig that I've given you a pig that I've given
48:22you a pig.
48:25I've given you a pig that I've given you a pig.
48:29I've given you a pig that I've given you a pig that I've given you a pig that I've given
48:34you a pig.
48:34Next move.
48:36What should I do in comedy, body shaming, is my question.
48:40What should I say about this?
48:48Nation wants to know.
48:50Give me a question, little.
48:59You tell me something about this.
48:59Sir, what do I need to do with this thing?
48:59My God!
49:00I would like to say that
49:02if you have a big one to listen to the big one,
49:04you have a big one.
49:09So what should another big one
49:11should be done and why should be done?
49:13To me, the big one is okay.
49:15No problem.
49:18Come here.
49:19You tell me something about this.
49:20Sir, I think it depends on how far you are.
49:28If he is standing in the past,
49:30he should not say anything.
49:32But if he is far away,
49:34he can run by saying anything.
49:37And then if you don't say the big one,
49:40and if you say the big one,
49:41he will have a lot of fun.
49:43Give this shit, sir.
49:45Come here.
49:52This guy is so good.
49:58I want to ask you something.
50:00You are like a cycle.
50:02Why are you talking to me?
50:05This is an example that I am giving.
50:07Okay.
50:07You will go there.
50:09You are like a cycle.
50:11You are like a baby.
50:14You are like an athlete.
50:17You are like an athlete.
50:18These are all examples.
50:18Example, example.
50:19You are like a table.
50:21You are like a table.
50:22So all these examples.
50:23You are like this.
50:24You are like this.
50:25Is that comedy?
50:27Oh!
50:30Is this the comedy?
50:33Is this the comedy?
50:35Is this the comedy?
50:39You tell me, is this the comedy?
50:43You are like a bull.
50:54Please tell me, is this the news?
51:09Oh my God!
51:11Tell me, is this the public?
51:13Is this the public?
51:15Is this the public?
51:19Is this the public?
51:21Is this the public?
51:24I'm so jealous.
51:26Is this the public?
51:29Are you willing to shoot me?
51:30Is this public?
51:45ZBAN!!!
51:47You didn't have he.
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