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00:02We'll be back.
00:36Thank you. Thank you. Hello and welcome to Balls of Steel, the stunt show which can categorically assure you all
00:42our comedians were harmed in the making of the programme. On tonight's Hidden Camera Fest, we have this.
00:51This. This. And also this.
01:02LAUGHTER
01:05So let's meet our first contender for the Balls of Steel crown, Tyler Zuki, the Bunny Boiler.
01:11APPLAUSE
01:23Now, Tyler, you are a very fine, attractive young lady, but you've been searching for a man now in excess
01:31of three years. I know. What are you doing wrong?
01:33Well, it's not me. It's these possessive bitches who think they own their boyfriends.
01:40Now tell me, where have you been going this week to wreck relationships?
01:43Well, I've been working as a masseuse and I've put on a couple's only day.
01:50Did you meet any nice men? Hell yeah. Erm, and some quite angry girlfriends.
01:56Here it is.
02:04This week I was looking for love as a masseuse and I got to feel up two muscly men, Hemel
02:13and Ian.
02:16Unfortunately, they've both got girlfriends.
02:23Fortunately, I'm much sluttier than they are.
02:27Let's see what happened when I groped these two gorgeous guys.
02:33OK, so you're comfortable.
02:35I'll get myself looked up.
02:38I must say, it's a real treat for me to massage someone with your physique.
02:44You're welcome.
02:47Now I'm going to work my way up your legs.
02:50Looks like you've got a lot of tension in the hips and the buttocks.
02:54I could give that a proper workout.
02:57I call it bum love.
03:01Are you doing the short short today, Cara?
03:06She can fall asleep during the massage.
03:09It's also quite common for men to get erections.
03:18You should model, you should definitely model.
03:21Probably the fitz bloke we've had here in ages.
03:28You've got a lovely physique.
03:31Really buff.
03:33I'm not very comfortable with your comments.
03:36Sorry?
03:37Your comments about him are not comfortable with what you're saying.
03:40I'm just complimenting him.
03:41OK, but there's no need to do it when your girlfriend's sat here.
03:44There's no need to ruin the mood.
04:01You've got a new technique.
04:04It's the vibro-massage.
04:06It's from the States.
04:11How's that?
04:16I don't want to dream this as much as I am.
04:20You can always come here after hours on your own if you want.
04:23What was that supposed to mean?
04:27Oh, me?
04:28Why are you acting like you're completely oblivious to what you're saying?
04:32What do you mean?
04:33I'm just doing my job.
04:34Doing your job?
04:35What?
04:35Trying to hit on my boyfriend in front of me?
04:37No, I'm just trying to give him a good massage.
04:40It's being professional.
04:41It's being professional.
04:42Oh, you've got a great body.
04:44Well, he does.
04:45I'm just trying to make you feel good.
04:47I think that's my job.
04:50Do you not think you're overreacting?
04:52My job.
05:00It makes it much easier for me to get around you.
05:07Hopefully, more pleasurable for you.
05:11In.
05:15Out.
05:19It's still quite tense.
05:22In all areas.
05:27Well, when we're done, I can give you my card.
05:29And if you change your mind, you can come back.
05:32Whenever you like.
05:33If you'd like to get your clothes back on.
05:35Oh, thank you very much.
05:36Unfortunately.
05:41I thought it was my own.
05:45Don't you fucking take that card off.
05:48Don't worry.
05:48Bye, Ethan.
05:52So, here's my card.
05:54No, thank you.
05:54You sure?
05:55Well, you know where we are.
05:58Thanks.
05:58Bye.
06:06Hot and steamy.
06:10Excitingly for you and for all of us,
06:12two of your victims are here tonight.
06:14Ladies and gentlemen, Ian and Natalie.
06:23Hi, guys.
06:24Welcome to Balls of Steel.
06:26Now, Natalie, I thought you defended yourself brilliantly.
06:28You stood your ground very well there.
06:30Um, were you going to slap her when you said...
06:32It was very close.
06:33Very, very close.
06:35Yeah.
06:35How about you, Ian?
06:36I mean, how was the massage?
06:38Pretty pants, really.
06:39It did look a bit rubbish.
06:40I mean, by the end it seemed like you were more stiff.
06:42Yeah.
06:43No.
06:45I'm glad you gave that one some thought.
06:48Tyler is a lady of conscience,
06:50and I think she, um, really would like to make the piece.
06:53So, Tyler, it's over to you, hon.
06:54Okay.
06:54Yes.
06:54I would like to apologise for my appalling bad behaviour,
06:58and it would be nice to see you in the bar afterwards.
07:01Not you, Natalie.
07:01Natalie.
07:03Okay, I'm going to thank you before it all kicks off.
07:06Give a huge round of applause to Ian and Natalie!
07:09Oh, my God.
07:12Okay, Tyler, great work as ever.
07:14I'd better let you rush off and interrupt a wedding or something.
07:17Yeah, thank you.
07:17Ladies and gentlemen, the bunny boiler!
07:24At the end of the show, we're going to need to select a winner,
07:27the person with tonight's biggest balls of steel,
07:29and that is where our fine studio audiences come in.
07:32All of our acts are shown to various studio audiences
07:35who vote for their favourite from the acts they've seen.
07:37The act in tonight's episode with the most votes wins,
07:39and I will then present the victor
07:41with a hugely coveted balls of steel trophy.
07:44Now, our next guest is your typical horse racing jockey.
07:47The only difference is it's not horses he likes to ride.
07:50It's the knob jockey.
07:57Hello, knob jockey.
07:58Hello, knob jockey.
07:59Hello, knob jockey.
07:59Hello, knob jockey.
08:00Hello, knob jockey.
08:00Hello, knob jockey.
08:03Hello, knob jockey.
08:04You're very welcome to balls of steel.
08:06Thank you very much.
08:07Um, are you a real-life jockey?
08:08I am indeed.
08:09And are you a real-life homosexual?
08:11I certainly am.
08:12OK.
08:13Now, I'm understanding that you put the two lifestyle options together
08:16to create a curious new pastime
08:19in which you ride the laps of unsuspecting heterosexual men
08:22for as long as is possible.
08:23Is that right?
08:24Yes, we have.
08:25Here it is.
08:35You join us in Watford High Street.
08:37Bright, clear afternoon.
08:38The going remains good.
08:39Three 20-second races on today's card.
08:41And, of course, knob jockey is riding in all of them.
08:43He enters the parade ring now in those very familiar pink and grey silks.
08:49That's his first mount.
08:50Nicholas Ley, a thoroughbred bald cockney.
08:53No main, but he does have a very fiery temperament.
08:57Let's see what the bookmakers are offering.
08:58The three to one that knob jockey finishes the course
09:01and seven to one that he gets thrown.
09:03Place your bets.
09:04We're coming under starter's orders.
09:06He's off.
09:07Oh, hello, handsome.
09:09Oh, come on.
09:11See.
09:11You can do it.
09:13Oh, oh.
09:16I can do it.
09:17You're still going right.
09:18You're still going right.
09:18You're still going right.
09:21I'm still going right.
09:25Come on.
09:26Come on.
09:26Come on.
09:36Fuck off.
09:37Call me!
09:40We're racing under floodlights for the 5.15 at Watford.
09:43Knob Jockey still without a win tonight.
09:45And in this second event, it's got a tricky ride here.
09:47Steve and Andrea, a very inexperienced young colt.
09:50Quite jittery, highly strung. We'll see how Knob Jockey gets on.
09:53Here's the latest odds from the bookmakers.
09:55They're offering 3 to 1 that he finishes the course in this event.
09:57And you can have 7 to 1 that Knob Jockey gets thrown.
10:00Place your bets, they're under starter's orders, and they're off!
10:02Hello, sexy, how you doing? Oh, come on, come on!
10:05Come on, come on, come on!
10:07Come on, come on, come on!
10:09See? Yeah, get that in!
10:11Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
10:12There's something else, I tell ya!
10:17Well, a real test of his riding skills here, Knob Jockey.
10:19His Mount Stephen showing a lot of greenness, a lot of inexperience,
10:22and the bookmakers collect again.
10:24Our third and final event of the evening is the 7.10 from Watford.
10:28Knob Jockey still struggling for form in these now really testing conditions.
10:32His third mount of the evening, King, M, Med, Hejaz, Madhu.
10:36Beautifully bred individual and winner of best turned out tonight,
10:38but with a bit of a reputation for kicking.
10:42The odds, 3 to 1 that he finishes the course, Knob Jockey,
10:45and you can have 7 to 1 that the Knob Jockey tastes the turf.
10:48Once again, he's approaching his mount.
10:50Now get your bets on because they're under starter's orders.
10:52Stand by.
10:54They're off!
10:54Oh, oh!
10:55Hello, sexy!
10:56Oh!
10:57That's nice!
10:58How are you?
10:59Do you come here often?
11:01Do you come from round here?
11:02Oh, okay!
11:03Oh, nice!
11:05Oh, nice!
11:05Be careful!
11:07What are you doing?
11:08Just like a little guy!
11:10Come on!
11:11Come on!
11:11Come on!
11:11Come on!
11:12Come on!
11:26Come on!
11:27Come on!
11:27Come on!
11:28Come on!
11:29Come on!
11:30Come on!
11:30Come on!
11:30Come on!
11:30Oh, it's scary!
11:31Oh!
11:32Oh!
11:32You're just like the karate kids!
11:34Call me!
11:40Well, well, well.
11:41Knob Jockey, off to the winner's enclosure.
11:44Quite sensational.
11:45By no means an easy ride.
11:46Good whip action.
11:47He rides a winner in the Lucky Last.
11:59Fantastic stuff there, Knob Jockey.
12:00Now, little did you know that the guy that you'd sat on at the very end there was some sort
12:05of modern-day Bruce Lee sort of figure.
12:07He was.
12:07He was indeed.
12:08What can I say?
12:09He was hard, but that's how I like my men hard.
12:12There you go.
12:13Okay.
12:14Great man riding as ever.
12:15Ladies and gentlemen, the Knob Jockey.
12:37You're the main man.
12:40You're the main man.
12:41Devil, it's great to have you back on the show.
12:43Hi.
12:44Very nice to be here.
12:46Now, who have you been annoying in a devilish manner this week?
12:49Well, Mark, have you noticed how everybody is obsessed with keeping fit?
12:52Hmm.
12:53Well, it really fucking pisses me off.
12:56Basically, you know, I just want to annoy people to the extent that they stop trying to keep fit, they
13:01get fat and ugly and maybe die of a coronary heart attack.
13:05Oh, doesn't it warm the cockles of your heart?
13:08Let's take a look.
13:10Oh, I wanna come around?
13:14Let's take a look.
13:18We can get a look.
13:22We can get a look.
13:23Do you want to come around?
13:25We can get a look.
13:30Keep your eyes on the target.
13:31Brilliant.
13:32Good stance.
13:37What?
13:40What?
13:41What?
13:41What?
13:41Someone call an ambulance?
13:49Oh!
13:50This is my dummy there.
13:52He's no trouble, don't worry.
13:53What?
14:23Let's go!
14:26Come on!itixt
14:34I've
14:35seen boards! Ah!
14:45Haha!
15:00Oh, my God.
15:24New balls, please.
15:27Always like, you cockbag.
15:31Game over. I win.
15:43West floor.
15:46Wanna watch that?
16:10Oh, my God.
16:13Bloody hell.
16:17Hall in one. Have that, you bastards.
16:24OK, annoying devil.
16:33Were you not a bit gutted with the golfers that you didn't cause a bit more destruction there?
16:37Yeah, I was, I was, because I wanted to get a haul in one, you know, a haul in one
16:41of the heads.
16:42Oh, well, you'll just have to try harder next time.
16:44Fantastic. Ladies and gentlemen, Barry Hall, the annoying devil.
16:54It's time now for my next guest. Don't push him too hard, because he's close to the edge.
16:59It's Todju, the militant black guy.
17:08Oh, thank you. I feel a coward.
17:14Todju, welcome back to Balls of Steel.
17:16Hey, man. What's going on?
17:17What kind of activities have you been up to this week?
17:19Oh, well, you know, man, usual shit. White man's on my back. I'm tired of that shit, man.
17:24I've been trying to book a holiday. Get away from it.
17:26Did you? I'm glad to hear it. Did you go somewhere nice?
17:29No, not really, man. Everywhere I went, man, I was persecuted, dissed, the usual bullshit.
17:33But, hey, I straightened them out.
17:35I'm sure you did in your own inimitable way. Let's look.
17:55Hi. Excuse me. I need some information about a lovely place some friends of mine told me about.
18:01I believe they hold a music festival there.
18:04Y'all can get there on a ferry. It's called the, uh, the Isle of, uh, oh, shit. It slips
18:09me.
18:10Uh, is it in this country?
18:11It's in this country.
18:13Isle of what?
18:17The Isle of what? The Isle of who? The Isle of huh? The Isle of what? Oh, shit.
18:22You mean there's actually an island for white motherfuckers where white people vacate?
18:26Y'all come up with segregation. That has got me enraged.
18:29Excuse me. Excuse me.
18:29Man, Rosa Parks did not sit on the back of that bus so that y'all can vacate separately.
18:33That is all messed up.
18:34Do you want to mention on it or not?
18:35You mean there's an island for white motherfuckers where they vacate?
18:38I will not stand for that.
18:40All mentioned vacation as a United Nation.
18:42That causes inflammation.
18:44Against your bullshit army vaccination.
18:46You'll open up the door.
18:47Oh, no.
18:48Don't push me because I am close to the edge.
18:50You ain't heard the last of this.
18:52This is just the beginning.
19:05How are you?
19:06Hi.
19:08I'm planning a little trip.
19:10I'd like to go to a seaside resort.
19:12It's in the north of England.
19:14I forget the name of the place.
19:16I believe it's called, uh, uh, Blackpool.
19:23Blackpool? Blackpool?
19:24Oh, shit!
19:26You mean there's actually a pool where the man wants to drown black folks?
19:30That is insane.
19:31That is a shame.
19:32I want to go to the seaside and you want to plan mass genocide?
19:35That is suicide!
19:37You are fucked up.
19:38You are insane.
19:39I see your plan.
19:40I see your plan.
19:41You working in conjunction with the man and the man wants to get rid of the man with the tan
19:46who has the original plan.
19:48I understand.
19:49You try putting me in a pool, motherfucker.
19:51Shit.
19:53Just, just, just, just give me a bike.
19:54Give me a bike.
19:55Let me get a bicycle.
19:57Go to Brighton instead.
19:58Hurry the fuck up.
19:59I got shit for me.
20:11Hey, man.
20:14I'd like to buy a travel book.
20:16It's about the, uh, biggest tourist resort in New Mexico.
20:19I believe it's called, uh,
20:20Cancun.
20:25Cun?
20:25Cun?
20:26Who the fuck you calling Cun, motherfucker?
20:28I come here to relax and vacate.
20:30And you want to spread the message of racial hate?
20:32You son of a bitch!
20:34You want to treat us as if we are not equal?
20:37Because we are the minority being oppressed by you, the majority.
20:42You racist motherfucker.
20:44The public is inspired to be a movie.
20:46You Kenny Rogers listening, black man lynching,
20:49Christian Weston motherfucker.
20:52Give me a book on Bogner Regis, bitch,
20:53and let me get the fuck up out of here.
20:55I'm sorry, we haven't got one.
20:57Motherfucker!
20:59Motherfucker!
21:01Because I'm back on the streets again
21:03Rolling up my boys in my freaks again
21:06Now we're coming across the track
21:08Watch your back
21:09It's time for the day we let you pass
21:13Fantastic.
21:18Um, the lady in the Travel Agents.
21:20Yeah.
21:20She was amazing.
21:21Is she possibly the first person that's ever stood up to you like that?
21:25Yeah, you're right.
21:26Well, brace yourself, because she's here tonight.
21:29It's Sue from the Travel Agents!
21:39Well done, Sue.
21:41The Sue's on the other foot now.
21:42He is scared.
21:43I don't think so.
21:45At what point during your conversation
21:47did you twig that something was seriously up?
21:49Well, as soon as he sort of kicked off, I thought...
21:53Yeah.
21:53Yeah.
21:53Not a...
21:54I'm sure as a Travel Agent you must have a considerable knowledge
21:59of all travel destinations,
22:01so can you just confirm for us that the Isle of Wight
22:03is not an island for white motherfuckers?
22:07Yes, I can confirm it.
22:09Good.
22:09Well, the Isle of Wight Tourist Board will be relieved to hear it.
22:12You were a fantastic sport and you did a great job.
22:15Give it up for Sue from the Travel Agents!
22:22Well, fantastic stuff there, Todju.
22:24You at your righteous best,
22:26Todju, the medicine black guy!
22:33Now, my next guest isn't allowed on the Jeremy Kyle show
22:37because she's too down market.
22:38It's the Scummy Mummy!
22:41APPLAUSE
22:49Thank you for the new you.
22:50Now, grab a seat, Scummy Mummy.
22:53So, Scummy Mummy, it's fantastic to see you
22:55and obviously you're holding that beautiful child there,
22:58which means you've given birth.
22:59Yes, I have.
23:00Congratulations.
23:01And how was the birth itself?
23:04Oh, it was terrible.
23:05She was so big.
23:06My fanny looks like a yawning hippo.
23:09What a wonderful image
23:10that I'll take with me into later life.
23:13Now, tell me, Scummy Mummy,
23:14what have you been up to this week?
23:16Well, I've just been out on the town
23:17spending my new benefit money.
23:19Oh, fantastic.
23:20Have you been buying some nice things for the child?
23:22Well, I tried, Mark,
23:24but people just kept getting upset
23:25with what I was trying to buy her.
23:26Let's find out why.
23:27Here it is.
23:45Excuse me.
23:46Yeah?
23:46You couldn't be a darling
23:47and look after me little princess
23:48while I get a drink?
23:49Yeah, sure, no problem.
23:52She hasn't been a little shit, has she?
23:58Have you got any kids of your own?
23:59No, no, no.
24:01So is everything all right downstairs?
24:06Oh, darling, I'm being selfish
24:07and you're starving.
24:11So you want your titty milk?
24:13Yum, yum, yum.
24:14Do you want your titty milk?
24:16Sure, I've got titty milk.
24:17Oh, my God, sorry.
24:22My nipples are just licking like a bastard.
24:41Hey, I'm off to go to the tatties.
24:43Yeah, what kind of tatties do you want to get?
24:45Well, I've got one here
24:46that we've all played through.
24:47Yeah?
24:50Quite artistic.
24:52That's cool. Where are you thinking of getting this?
24:55Could you get it about just on there?
24:59LAUGHTER
25:00Like, on her belly?
25:04But she really wants it done.
25:07She's really excited.
25:09It's child abuse.
25:10It's not. Well, she wants it and it looks good. How can it be child abuse?
25:13How does she want it? What does she say?
25:15She says, I want a tattoo man.
25:18No, you can't do that. You're talking about the younger girls.
25:32Do you see if you've got a light? Fantastic.
25:39Yeah, you darling, get that in you.
25:42LAUGHTER
25:45I've got the cupping on now. Thank you.
25:54Hiya. Can I have a glass of chardonnay, please?
25:57And a double whisky?
25:59Oh, what a breath.
26:036.50, what would you mean?
26:05Just give us two seconds.
26:09Hello, darling. Hello.
26:12Hello.
26:14Just give her whisky.
26:16Oh, get her off to sleep, you see.
26:19You like that?
26:20She loves her whisky.
26:21How much is that, Zoe?
26:23That's against the law of her, that she's a minor.
26:25Yeah, but she absolutely loves it.
26:28You love your whisky.
26:31You like the premises.
26:33Oh, wait, let's get you home.
26:34Oh, get her off to sleep, you see.
26:43You couldn't do us a favour and help us with me bags to me car, could you?
26:47Oh, that's fantastic.
26:49It's got my freezer, isn't it?
26:52Oh, my nipples, I would, like, pop her erect.
26:55Just open the back.
26:57If you could just pop them in, Faris.
27:01Thank you very much.
27:02Come on!
27:15She's a baby on the top.
27:16Oh, is she?
27:27Now, that was extraordinary stuff.
27:29Scummy Mummy, first of all, for legal reasons, and frankly, just for my own reasons of closure,
27:34I can confirm you never gave your child alcohol or tobacco.
27:37Is that correct?
27:38No, Mark.
27:38What kind of mother do you think I am?
27:40I would never share my fags or booze with anyone.
27:45Fantastic work as ever to you and your beautiful baby.
27:47Ladies and gentlemen, the Scummy Mummy.
27:50APPLAUSE
27:58Now, you'll probably recognise my next guest's face from the wall of your local police station.
28:03It's Nedge.
28:17They love you.
28:19Welcome back to Balls of Steel.
28:20Cheers, mate.
28:21Now, tell me, what slightly illegal game have you created this week?
28:25Well, Mark, as you well know, being a toff, they've banned hunting in this country for quite some time,
28:30and there's a gap in the market, right, which I've decided to fill with my very own stag hunt.
28:34I see, but killing stags on the streets of Britain, I can't see that catching on.
28:39Not that kind of stag, you prick.
28:41Instead of me, right, instead of me going out and lobbing burgers at, like, individual twats, right,
28:46I'm going to go out and lob burgers at stag pies.
28:48Oh, I see.
28:50Well, that seems like good, clean fun.
28:53Let's check it out.
28:59This is how you play Nedge's Urban Stag Hunting.
29:03First, you get yourself a quality motor and some burgers.
29:06Then you find some numpties on a stag do and boulder burgers at their boxes from the roof of the
29:11car.
29:12The more your burgers cost, the more points you get for a hit.
29:15Simple.
29:20Hello?
29:21Can I have eight whoppers, seven double cheeseburgers, and some fucking Diddy Donuts?
29:28Yeah, all right, mate.
29:29...
29:45...
29:46...
29:46...
29:47...
29:49...
29:50Come on!
29:50Come on!
29:51Come on!
29:52Come on!
29:55Come on!
29:55I'm the fucking barbecue in a while!
29:57Woo-hoo!
29:59Come on, man!
30:01Come on, man!
30:03Come on, man!
30:04Come on, man!
30:06Come on, man!
30:06Let's fucking go!
30:07Go!
30:08Go!
30:08Go!
30:08Go!
30:09Woo-hoo!
30:09Woo-hoo!
30:12Excuse me.
30:13Excuse me.
30:14Can I have a 12-piece bucket, 12 Zinger Tower burgers, and some fucking popcorn chicken.
30:18Pi-pi-pil-pil-pil-pil!
30:20P-pil-pil-pil!
30:22P-pil-pil-pil!
30:31P-pil-pil-pil-pil-pil-pil-pil-pil-pil-pil-pil-pil
30:36Suck your potish, you bastards!
30:38Zinger!
30:39Zinger!
30:43Chicken!
30:44Chicken!
30:44Get in!
30:45Go, go, go!
30:46Go, go, go!
30:48Go, go, go!
30:49Fuck it already!
30:51What the fuck was that about?
30:52I don't know.
30:54Kentucky Forrest, you bastard!
30:58See ya!
31:00Popcorn chicken!
31:01Give me the fucking chicken!
31:07Tonight, ten Big Macs, six cheeseburgers,
31:09with the fucking chicken nuggets.
31:26All right, lads.
31:27Who ordered the fucking cheeseburgers?
31:29Add it!
31:31Add it!
31:33Add it!
31:38Go, go, go!
31:38Go, go, go, go!
31:42Go, go, go!
31:43Go, go, go!
31:43Go, go, go, go!
31:43Go, go, go, go!
31:44Go, go, go, go, go!
31:44Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop!
31:45Fucking...
31:46I'm sorry for a fucking happy meal, you freaks!
31:49Whoop!
31:50Whoop!
31:50All the fucking cheeseburgers!
31:53Nuggets!
31:55Nuggets!
31:56Nuggets!
31:58Nuggets!
31:59Please, mate!
32:01Go, fucking...
32:02Go, go, go!
32:04Fuck it!
32:09There you go!
32:12You're a brave man, Nuggets!
32:15I've got to say, you took a few hits yourself there, didn't you?
32:17Yeah, I did take a bit of a pounding, I'll be honest there.
32:19I can't say I'm sorry to see you get your comeuppance, but great work as ever.
32:22Ladies and gentlemen, Nuggets!
32:28Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop!
32:30Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop!
32:30Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop!
32:31Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop!
32:33Whoop, whoop, whoop!
32:33We've now seen all of tonight's entries.
32:35One thing is for certain.
32:36The coveted Balls of Steel crown must go to one of these contenders.
32:40They've all got balls, that's a given.
32:42That's why they're here in the first place.
32:43But the question is tonight, who had the biggest balls?
32:46The real Balls of Steel.
32:47Was it?
32:50Toddu, the militant black guy.
32:52The annoying devil.
32:55The scummy mummy.
32:58The knob jockey.
33:00Tyler Zuckey, the bunny boiler.
33:04Or...
33:04Nedge and his urban sports.
33:06So it's up to our studio audience to decide.
33:09You hold the key to these people's happiness.
33:11Please choose wisely and fairly and press your buttons now.
33:27The votes have been counted and the decision is in.
33:30I can now reveal that tonight's champion of Balls of Steel is...
33:37The annoying devil!
33:49Well done, annoying devil.
33:51It gives me great pleasure to take you with this.
33:53The Balls of Steel trophy proved that you have balls that look just like these ones.
33:59Congratulations to the annoying devil and all our performers.
34:01They all had balls of steel and this is how they showed them.
34:05Oh my god!
34:09Motherfucker!
34:10Motherfucker!
34:12Yeah!
34:16You like that?
34:18She loves our whiskey.
34:23Go, go, go, go, go!
34:25Fuck it!
34:26It's time for a fucking Happy Meal, you pricks!
34:30Woo-hoo-hoo whoops whoops whoops .