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Dirección: Manuel Summers
Sinopsis: Conjunto de grabaciones con cámara oculta de las reacciones de diferentes personas cuando pasan por situaciones violentas.
Sinopsis: Conjunto de grabaciones con cámara oculta de las reacciones de diferentes personas cuando pasan por situaciones violentas.
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00:00:11Let me, ladies and gentlemen, I can promise and I do promise that you're going to have a blast.
00:00:20Members of Parliament, we are here for no other reason than to tell the people the truth.
00:00:25And the truth is, gentlemen, that not everyone is good.
00:00:31Because we think, members of parliament, no more and no less, members of parliament, don't fall asleep on me, that everyone is
00:00:40better.
00:00:41What have you done to yourself?
00:00:42Okay, okay, but you can get something better, look.
00:00:46It's just that it's so difficult to synchronize your mouth movements, love, that this...
00:00:48No, that's right, not again, while I go to the patio and seats to tell people what's going on.
00:00:52Well, as you can see, we started the movie with a plot.
00:00:57That voice you heard is not Felipe's, but that of my friend José Leck, who
00:01:00He's a genius.
00:01:01No, sorry, José Leck, I'm not a genius.
00:01:03Oh, well, yes, José Leck, pleased to meet you.
00:01:04He sent him to the united ones.
00:01:05No, no, I'm not saying it.
00:01:07Well, anyway, José Leck is a genius, he's the best at imitating him.
00:01:10And he will also lend his voice to all the founding fathers who have had the courtesy to
00:01:14Please present your image to showcase the different skis that you will be seeing.
00:01:19Everything they say we made up, because we thought they were very busy, we didn't want to bother them.
00:01:25And because, deep down, we are completely sure that they agree with what they are going to do.
00:01:30to say in the movie.
00:01:31Or not, Mr. Felipe?
00:01:32Of course, Manuel, today for you, and tomorrow for me.
00:01:36Thank you so much.
00:01:37Well, this is the only trap we've had.
00:01:40Everything else is rigorously authentic.
00:01:42We've hidden ourselves, as always, in the famous hidden cameras, and we've surprised people with their reactions.
00:01:47in the most surreal way you can.
00:01:49Please listen.
00:01:55As always, the sovereign people are the protagonists.
00:01:59These are the presenters.
00:02:06And the provocative hooks, these crazy people you see.
00:02:32They are all phenomenal.
00:02:34The hooks, the politicians, and the people.
00:02:37I apologize to everyone, and I thank everyone for their sense of humor.
00:02:47Mr. Carrillo has the floor.
00:02:49Don't be alarmed, members of parliament.
00:02:54I will not propose a national unity government again.
00:03:02I simply want to demonstrate the lack of freedom that still exists in this country, by showing you a situation that we have created.
00:03:18with the invaluable collaboration of a dwarf, a young lady, a fake busybody, and a bad Moor from a political party
00:03:32right.
00:03:37Ma'am, please, just a moment, please, would you be so kind? Because, look, I've been locked up here for two years.
00:03:44And I haven't eaten for two weeks either.
00:03:47And this man has me locked up and he has the key and he doesn't want to let me out.
00:03:52He's also a killer.
00:03:54At night he takes me to his house and when he feels like it he rapes me too.
00:03:58He's had me kidnapped here for a long time.
00:04:00You would be so kind as to take the key for him, and he loved this.
00:04:36Some washed their hands like Pilate, but in the end a young proletarian appeared, willing to do anything.
00:04:45Yes, please be very kind.
00:04:47Could you help the lady open this padlock for me? I've been locked in here for two weeks now.
00:04:53I haven't eaten for two days, this man has me kidnapped.
00:04:56Perhaps you would be so kind as to help the young lady.
00:05:00The key and all, but I'm not getting any closer to the truth on my own.
00:05:04Please be kind, don't worry, nothing will happen to you.
00:05:09The key is in this shoe.
00:05:13I take her hand.
00:05:14I tell her, I take her.
00:05:18Take care, take care.
00:05:19Don't worry, Lucas.
00:05:21And how do they lift the keys for you?
00:05:23Well, that's it.
00:05:24Oh!
00:05:25Oh, come on!
00:05:26Runs!
00:05:27Oh, come on!
00:05:29But, that!
00:05:29Let's go!
00:05:31Give me a hand here!
00:05:32Give me a hand here!
00:05:36Leave it there!
00:05:38Leave it there!
00:05:39Get down!
00:05:42Yes, call him.
00:05:43Call the police!
00:05:47Jaétale ahí bien!
00:05:48It can't be done!
00:05:50Aaah!
00:05:52Aaah!
00:05:53Aaah!
00:05:53Grab it!
00:05:53Grab it!
00:05:54But hold it here for a bit!
00:05:56Aaah!
00:05:56Police, police!
00:05:58Oh!
00:06:00Aaah!
00:06:00Yes, yes, yes...
00:06:01If it escapes, kick it in the belly!
00:06:04Ah!
00:06:04Or something!
00:06:05But how is that guy going to get back in that cage again!
00:06:08And I bought the goose!
00:06:09Come on, damn it, run!
00:06:10Aaah!
00:06:11But man, he's going to say he let me go!
00:06:13No no!
00:06:14I like the cage!
00:06:15He's going to finish the jobs!
00:06:17I like the cage!
00:06:18I'm used to it by now!
00:06:20Given that...
00:06:21I feel strange if I haven't put my cage in!
00:06:23Ah!
00:06:24Ah!
00:06:25Kick him in the head!
00:06:29But what's going on here?
00:06:30But, but please!
00:06:33Those people, those people should go and alert the Civil Guard!
00:06:38Oh, God!
00:06:41Will the cage be released?
00:06:45What's he going to put in the cage now?
00:06:51In the end, everyone was in the cage.
00:06:53But seriously, how is this possible?
00:06:58Oh dear, oh dear! A lot of crap is coming!
00:07:02Come in, come in!
00:07:03First, I have to get into the cage.
00:07:10And to conclude, members of parliament...
00:07:15...two kind ladies appeared and...
00:07:18I need to go buy tobacco!
00:07:20What should I do, I'll buy it! Come on! Come on! Come on!
00:07:21I'm normal!
00:07:23But... Come on!
00:07:24Can you hear?
00:07:26What do you mean, no?
00:07:28Oh, please!
00:07:30Since when has the oil company been bought?
00:07:33Since when has the oil company been bought?
00:07:34Why isn't the key there, man? We're taking the dwarf outside.
00:07:36Well, mine!
00:07:38This man is crazy!
00:07:40He's crazy!
00:07:41This is tiny! There's already sun!
00:07:43Get hungry! That's what you're like, dwarf!
00:07:46The key!
00:07:47Where is it...?
00:07:49Get hungry!
00:07:51That!
00:07:52Give me the key!
00:07:54Give me the key! The key!
00:07:55Man!
00:07:57Let it go! Let it go!
00:07:59Of course!
00:08:00But what's your business there, man!
00:08:03The oil company won't put them down!
00:08:05Oh!
00:08:06Don't get nervous!
00:08:07Don't get nervous!
00:08:08Don't get nervous!
00:08:11Don't get nervous!
00:08:11They're not nervous anymore!
00:08:12Already!
00:08:14Well, man!
00:08:14Yes, yes! It's nothing else anymore!
00:08:15Oh, there it is, miss!
00:08:17They don't put money into the wheel!
00:08:17To the wheel!
00:08:17Don't go, they won't give you money for the wheel!
00:08:19Oh, you poor bastard!
00:08:20It's not just a slap anymore, eh!
00:08:21Oh my, what a shock that wheel caused!
00:08:23Oh my, what a shock that wheel caused!
00:08:25I'll punch him!
00:08:27Yes, you see! Yes, you see!
00:08:28Yes, you see!
00:08:29Yes, you see!
00:08:31Oops!
00:08:32No!
00:08:33But, but the cage doesn't look good!
00:08:35Man!
00:08:36No way!
00:08:36The cage is going to get in!
00:08:38Poor man!
00:08:39But poor young lady!
00:08:40But poor young lady!
00:08:40Why is he doing this to her?
00:08:42But take everything that's yours!
00:08:43But take everything that's yours!
00:08:44But take everything that's yours!
00:08:45But take everything that's yours!
00:08:46I haven't done anything!
00:08:47Please!
00:08:49Oh well!
00:08:49Oh well!
00:08:51But why are you doing that, you're a f***!
00:08:54Come on!
00:08:54That's a wall!
00:08:56That's disgusting!
00:08:57Disgusting!
00:08:57It's a bad wall!
00:08:58But a duck shot at a bad wall!
00:09:00But please!
00:09:00Yes, he listened to me!
00:09:01No! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing!
00:09:03Not even in your case!
00:09:05Take him there!
00:09:06Ma'am! Take him there!
00:09:07Please!
00:09:07I'll take care of this one!
00:09:09Take it away!
00:09:09Take it away!
00:09:09Take it away!
00:09:10Take it away!
00:09:12Take it away!
00:09:13Don't listen to him!
00:09:14They won't do anything to him!
00:09:15Oops!
00:09:16Take it away!
00:09:16Take it away!
00:09:19Take it away!
00:09:20Oops!
00:09:20Poor thing, it bothers you!
00:09:21Take it away!
00:09:22He just doesn't want to!
00:09:23Come on, yes!
00:09:24Come on!
00:09:25Oops!
00:09:25Oh well!
00:09:26He punishes him so much!
00:09:27Yes, yes, yes!
00:09:28Oops!
00:09:28It's very bad!
00:09:30He deserves to be killed!
00:09:31Yes, yes!
00:09:32Oops!
00:09:33What a scoundrel!
00:09:33Dad!
00:09:34You guys still fall for this!
00:09:35In the world!
00:09:36Dad!
00:09:36He's a bad monkey!
00:09:38He punishes him, beats him, and puts him in a cage like his dog's bread!
00:09:42Oops!
00:09:42The poor little thing is so nervous!
00:09:44Oh, mother!
00:09:45Too bad!
00:09:45There is also another freedom.
00:09:47I'm referring to sexual freedom.
00:09:49Let's not fool ourselves, members of parliament.
00:09:52Without sex, members of parliament, we won't get anywhere in Europe
00:09:58and we will be a sexually Tasemundian country.
00:10:06Should I throw it here?
00:10:07I know about cats, right?
00:10:09Kittens?
00:10:18Because they were the battles...
00:10:18Phine, I'm not getting anything out of us!
00:10:21I see your Bolivia...
00:10:23I'm doing well!
00:10:24I'm doing well!
00:10:25I'm doing well!
00:10:26Am I doing well?
00:10:27I'm doing well!
00:10:27I'm doing well!
00:10:29Shall we take the pill?
00:10:30The pill, yes, I have it here.
00:10:32But I guess we don't turn out to be whores, do we?
00:10:35Take a lot, a lot.
00:10:38Take more, more!
00:10:40Further?
00:10:40Many more!
00:10:41I think it'll turn out alright, don't you?
00:10:43Come on, have some more, girl.
00:10:47Hey, could you please hold my vest for a moment?
00:10:54I get extremely nervous.
00:10:57Suffect me with this, please.
00:10:58It's just a moment.
00:11:00Oh, my mother!
00:11:02Hey, handsome!
00:11:02Hey, handsome!
00:11:03But ma'am, I have this affection!
00:11:04But hey, please!
00:11:06She's understanding, man!
00:11:08But man!
00:11:11But it's not a rice cooker!
00:11:14Man, impulses, impulses!
00:11:17They can't stand each other!
00:11:19We're young!
00:11:19We're all grown up!
00:11:20Excuse me, please!
00:11:22Don't give it to me?
00:11:24Is this too much?
00:11:27Where does stress lead?
00:11:29This is just like dogs!
00:11:30This is just like dogs!
00:11:31This is just like dogs!
00:11:31Like dogs!
00:11:32Equal!
00:11:34Is it freedom?
00:11:35Freedom!
00:11:36Freedom!
00:11:38Freedom!
00:11:56If I go to her, she'll keep quiet about everything!
00:11:57She keeps quiet about everything, ma'am!
00:12:00Hey, I'll hit you!
00:12:02Stop this now!
00:12:03No, son!
00:12:04Say it no more!
00:12:05Hey, I'll hit you!
00:12:05Keep going!
00:12:06Sure, go ahead, go ahead!
00:12:08Go for it!
00:12:09Go for it!
00:12:10Go, go, go!
00:12:10And the sounding line!
00:12:10Don't tell me you can't find me!
00:12:14Oh my God!
00:12:15Oh my God!
00:12:17Yeah!
00:12:18Everything is already in the free country we have!
00:12:20At least!
00:12:22Ma'am, excuse me, would you mind holding us for a moment?
00:12:25Thank you so much, really. You're the first person to help us.
00:12:30About what?
00:12:30Pills, you see?
00:12:32One year old.
00:12:33Don't get pregnant.
00:12:34Don't you think that will be enough?
00:12:35Yes, yes.
00:12:36But?
00:12:37Take two in case there are twins.
00:12:39No, no, I don't know if you have to take more than one.
00:12:40Well, it was dizziness or something, from taking two, right?
00:12:42No, no, I don't know if I took two, take one.
00:12:44I've already had one, I've already had one.
00:12:45Well, it's just one.
00:12:47Okay, leave it, just in case...
00:12:49That's not related to the period, is it?
00:12:50Ah, okay, I warned you.
00:12:51If you are on your period, you cannot take it.
00:12:54No, but you're not here.
00:12:54Oh well, it doesn't matter.
00:12:55Thank you very much, ma'am.
00:12:56Thank you so much.
00:13:05I wanted to ask you a favor, ma'am, like this.
00:13:07If he gets sick...
00:13:07If I get sick...
00:13:10If I'm feeling a bit under the weather, I don't want to get something that affects my liver.
00:13:14And if I could cheer up, all the better, because I'm feeling a bit under the weather...
00:13:19Lie down, lie down. Be careful.
00:13:22Be careful, they still get dizzy.
00:13:23If you could encourage me, I would be grateful.
00:13:25Say something to him so he doesn't get dizzy, because if you don't make him dizzy, you know?
00:13:28I feel awful, I feel awful.
00:13:30But just in case...
00:13:31Just in case, I'm still fine, I'm still fine.
00:13:35That is not the way, Mr. Congressman.
00:13:38Freedom is one thing, and my forehead is another...
00:13:40It is the freedom that a good, beloved place gives you.
00:13:42Let us not forget that we are still the compromised spiritual reserve.
00:13:47We are light of 30 and hammer of heresy, gentlemen deputies.
00:13:49And that's why the people will never be guilty, not by a long shot.
00:13:55Listen carefully, gentlemen deputies, unforgivable sinner, gentlemen.
00:14:00I acknowledge, Lord, that I am guilty.
00:14:05I know I was an unforgivable sinner.
00:14:11What's up, bro?
00:14:12How are you?
00:14:13I am Ruiz's father.
00:14:14Yeah?
00:14:15And I simply wanted to confess to him.
00:14:17Wanted to?
00:14:18As?
00:14:18Confess to him.
00:14:19I have to confess to...
00:14:21They haven't closed the street, have they?
00:14:22With the arrival of the Holy Father.
00:14:24Well, we have to...
00:14:25Yes, confess the street.
00:14:27Find out why nobody is coming to the confessional.
00:14:29Yes, something that does.
00:14:30No, very few people go.
00:14:31Four little old ladies, very few people go, nobody believes anymore.
00:14:34Are you Catholic?
00:14:35Yeah.
00:14:36What do you know?
00:14:36Do you know the creed, for example?
00:14:38No, right?
00:14:39Yes, why not?
00:14:39Yeah?
00:14:40Yeah.
00:14:41Would you tell me, please?
00:14:43Hey?
00:14:43Here, like this, in that way...
00:14:44Yes, no, because we are alone, the two of us.
00:14:47Yes, well, but...
00:14:48That God the Father...
00:14:49May God the Father Almighty grant to those in Heaven, from the gates of Jesus Christ,
00:14:52They are the children of the Lord, who was conceived through the obligation of the Holy Christ,
00:14:56in film, etc., etc., right?
00:14:57Yeah.
00:14:57AND...
00:14:58And right now, are you at peace with God, or do you have some sins lying around?
00:15:01A few little sins here and there.
00:15:03And what happens if we confess?
00:15:05Hey?
00:15:05And I'll leave you new.
00:15:07Because you weren't going there to see me.
00:15:09TRUE?
00:15:09Which parish are you in?
00:15:11Well, I'm in San Andrés.
00:15:12Well, this one is removed.
00:15:13Do you live in this neighborhood?
00:15:14Yes, I live around here too.
00:15:15Hey?
00:15:15But it doesn't matter.
00:15:16I also hear confessions at home.
00:15:18In other words, they call me, and the same as the barber.
00:15:20I'm coming...
00:15:22If I make you kneel down a little, I'll give you the solution.
00:15:24Down here.
00:15:25Okay.
00:15:27Thank you.
00:15:28Bye bye.
00:15:54Bye bye.
00:15:54Are you really not lying to me?
00:15:56No no.
00:15:56Hey?
00:15:57No, it's not.
00:15:57Did she have it?
00:15:58Did she have it?
00:15:59No, no, no.
00:16:00So, you're more at ease about this now.
00:16:04Clear.
00:16:04Very good.
00:16:05And one more thing?
00:16:07Any urtillo?
00:16:08A little disarray?
00:16:09Where do you work?
00:16:10I don't work anymore, son.
00:16:12Oh, he's not retired.
00:16:13He is already retired.
00:16:14And you left through the front door, too, right?
00:16:16Yes, yes, of course.
00:16:17Hey?
00:16:17That's great.
00:16:18Well, that's it, son.
00:16:19Well, then...
00:16:19May God bless you, okay?
00:16:21And do you come here every day?
00:16:23No, not every day.
00:16:24Ah.
00:16:24Because they are all different areas.
00:16:25Ah, here too.
00:16:26And always...
00:16:27Some people fall, right?
00:16:28Are you Catholic?
00:16:29No?
00:16:30Are you not Catholic?
00:16:32But for you.
00:16:33Let's see.
00:16:34I am here to confess...
00:16:35Yes, you are Catholic.
00:16:36Is he Catholic?
00:16:37It is?
00:16:39I am Catholic.
00:16:40Catholic?
00:16:40Do you believe in God?
00:16:41Yeah.
00:16:42Whenever God...
00:16:43You're a little hard of hearing, aren't you?
00:16:45Yes, yes.
00:16:46This way, listen, it's better.
00:16:48Hey?
00:16:48Do you want me to confess in a minute?
00:16:51No, sir.
00:16:52No.
00:16:52Yes, man.
00:16:53Hey?
00:16:54How long has it been since your last confession?
00:16:57Me every Sunday.
00:16:58But Tuesdays don't suit me, Wednesdays do.
00:17:00I go every Sunday.
00:17:01I go to confession every Sunday.
00:17:03And do you have any sins during the week?
00:17:05I do not commit any sin.
00:17:07No?
00:17:07I'm not sinning, because I'm going to this movie theater here.
00:17:10Yeah.
00:17:11I really like this kind of cinema, you know.
00:17:12Ah, this is a mortal sin, huh?
00:17:15Yeah.
00:17:15But hey, when they put it out there for the public, when they put it out there it's not a mortal sin.
00:17:20How old are you?
00:17:21I am 68 years older than you.
00:17:23Yeah.
00:17:23Yeah.
00:17:24And I get a little bit of old age.
00:17:25Yeah.
00:17:25I charge ten thousand pesetas in the dough.
00:17:28If you, with your help, could you fix some papers for me?
00:17:31So that he could receive a slightly higher pension, yes.
00:17:34Yeah.
00:17:34When I finish, because I have to confess, I'm going to give a few of them a check, okay?
00:17:39Yeah.
00:17:39So that you can collect it in the Vatican, in Rome.
00:17:42In Rome?
00:17:43In Rome?
00:17:43And that's how you hit the old man?
00:17:44Yeah.
00:17:45How do I get to Rome?
00:17:46How do I get to Rome?
00:17:47And can you tell me, your lordships, how can a humble proletarian go to Rome?
00:17:55Because things aren't as easy as you think.
00:18:01First we have to solve many other needs that are more urgent and pressing.
00:18:09More organic, ladies and gentlemen.
00:18:15We have to tighten our belts, although exceptionally we may have to loosen them for other needs such as the one you are about to see.
00:18:25Would you mind giving me a hand? I need to go downstairs and I can't.
00:18:27I'm having a terrible bowel movement, I have a kind of colitis and I can't get down in the chair.
00:18:31And how am I going to get him down there with the ladder?
00:18:32Let's see if he can, no, it will have to be early because it's the stairs, he can't go down that way.
00:18:35The problem is that I can't go down the ladder.
00:18:38Let's see if, well, I'll see if we can find someone to lend us a hand.
00:18:42Of course, I can't go down by myself; the stairs are very steep, and there's never anything around here.
00:18:46They don't think about the physically disabled, it's awful.
00:18:50And I'm with a...
00:18:52I was working, but I have a sudden urge, a kind of cramp, and I just can't stand it anymore.
00:18:58I don't know, what I really need is to have a bowel movement, it's awful, I'm with a...
00:19:02And I don't know, I don't know.
00:19:07I just can't take it anymore, look, I'm getting dirty, I have a kind of colitis.
00:19:11You'll understand me in my uniform, right? I mean...
00:19:15So, could you lend a hand...?
00:19:17Yes, I have to go downstairs, I just can't do it myself.
00:19:19We can't bring it down with the chair; we'll catch them in mid-air.
00:19:23Do you know what you want to go with?
00:19:24I'm holding the chair...
00:19:26Or with the chair, with two of you, if you don't throw me, of course.
00:19:29Sure, sure.
00:19:30Hey?
00:19:30Put a hand down here?
00:19:33Look, no, no.
00:19:35Look, no, no.
00:19:35Careful.
00:19:36No, no, that way I won't fall on my back, okay?
00:19:38There is no...
00:19:38There is no...
00:19:39Yeah.
00:19:41The legs are...
00:19:43Horrible.
00:19:45Let's see...
00:19:49Let's see if there are any free services.
00:19:52Can't you?
00:19:52He can't put his foot on it.
00:19:54Careful, looked at.
00:19:54Yeah.
00:19:55Let's see...
00:19:57Oh...
00:19:58What's wrong with it?
00:19:58Wait.
00:20:02Let's see if...
00:20:06This one is free.
00:20:12That one's free.
00:20:13Can't you put the legs on her?
00:20:14No, no, not at all.
00:20:15That he can't replace the legs from an accident.
00:20:17Let's see...
00:20:20Hold on tight, you're going to feel us.
00:20:23Let's see...
00:20:23Let's see...
00:20:24Let's see...
00:20:25Let's see...
00:20:26Let's see...
00:20:26Let's see...
00:20:27Let's see...
00:20:27Let's see...
00:20:27Let's see...
00:20:28Let's see...
00:20:28Let's see...
00:20:39Let's see...
00:20:40Let's see...
00:20:41Let's see...
00:20:41Let's see...
00:20:42Let's see...
00:20:42Let's see...
00:20:42No, no, no...
00:20:43With the car...
00:20:43No, no, no...
00:20:44With the legs...
00:20:45With the legs...
00:20:46Hey?
00:20:46With the legs...
00:20:48And then the arms to one side and then the other...
00:20:50No...
00:20:50Don't stretch me too much...
00:20:51No...
00:20:51No...
00:20:52Grab him...
00:20:53That's better...
00:20:53Here...
00:20:57Like this, like this, like this.
00:20:58That's it, like that, like that.
00:21:00That's it, that's it.
00:21:03So.
00:21:04That's good, that's very good.
00:21:09I am waiting for my wife.
00:21:11Sure, sure.
00:21:15No, no, there's the other one, the other one.
00:21:18There, there, there, there.
00:21:20Yes, yes, yes.
00:21:22Ah, so, the east?
00:21:24It has the east, it's the same.
00:21:25But what's going on?
00:21:26No, I'm so sorry.
00:21:29It seems this is only a technical support service.
00:21:31to do the defecation, the technical thing of the pretty one.
00:21:34As?
00:21:34The grandfather.
00:21:38Please lay the floor for me.
00:21:41Throw me the floor.
00:21:43Please lay the floor for me.
00:21:45Please lay the floor for me.
00:21:46Please lay the floor for me.
00:21:47Get down, get down!
00:21:49But feet don't have a spine.
00:21:51I'm so sorry.
00:21:54What's happening?
00:21:55What's happening?
00:21:56He says he can't...?
00:21:57No, this is just...
00:22:02You are our colleague.
00:22:04You know that to do good...
00:22:06To do good!
00:22:07To do good!
00:22:08Please don't surprise me!
00:22:11Please stop, sir!
00:22:13Please do some justice!
00:22:15For you to do!
00:22:17To do good!
00:22:18To do good!
00:22:21To do good!
00:22:22To do good!
00:22:24I'm not going to fall into the cliché, gentlemen,
00:22:27to tell them that the toilet is for those who work it.
00:22:30Nothing could be further from my purpose.
00:22:32than resorting to cheap demagoguery,
00:22:34I think, ladies and gentlemen,
00:22:36It's about time.
00:22:39that we all pull the chain
00:22:40and that we speak to the people in a new language,
00:22:45because, unfortunately,
00:22:46The people are not prepared.
00:22:47And he doesn't understand a word we're saying, ladies and gentlemen.
00:22:56To do good!
00:23:04To do good!
00:23:13To do good!
00:23:18To do good!
00:23:19To do good!
00:23:21To do good!
00:23:23To do good!
00:23:24To do good!
00:23:26To do good!
00:23:28To do good!
00:23:29To do good!
00:23:29To do good!
00:23:30To do good!
00:23:31To do good!
00:23:32To do good!
00:23:34To do good!
00:23:35To do good!
00:23:38To do good!
00:23:39To do good!
00:23:43To do good!
00:24:11What's up, man?
00:24:18What's wrong, sir?
00:24:20Put your shoe on, right?
00:24:30What's wrong with you, man?
00:24:32What's the matter?
00:24:32Are you still now?
00:24:37How are you?
00:24:39Are you crazy?
00:24:51That?
00:24:57That?
00:24:58That?
00:25:08That?
00:25:18That?
00:25:24That?
00:25:54That?
00:25:55Yes, look, it's forbidden to sell balloons and I have to take it to the police station.
00:26:00two minutes.
00:26:01Do you have them? Should I package them today?
00:26:02But it's better for you, otherwise they'll catch you and screw you over.
00:26:06fine,
00:26:07You're going to run out of balloons and everything.
00:26:08In other words, it's up to you.
00:26:09What's happening?
00:26:10No, nothing, I've just grabbed this guy and I'm telling the gentleman to wait here a moment.
00:26:13that we're going to take her to the police station.
00:26:16Don't complicate our lives.
00:26:17Somewhere we are with a view of San Isidro.
00:26:19We have our sights set on the World Cup.
00:26:21Let's go.
00:26:21It's changing drug addicts.
00:26:38Let's go.
00:26:39Yes, well, I'd say.
00:26:47We come to this companion.
00:26:56We'll be right back, okay?
00:26:58We'll be right back.
00:26:59Did they want peace here?
00:27:00Nothing, man, don't worry.
00:27:01Making a minute.
00:27:02Take care of my cow.
00:27:03Come on, let's go.
00:27:04Come on, come on, come on.
00:27:06Come on.
00:27:07Let's keep each other company.
00:27:08Come on, come on.
00:27:21I can't sell them to you because they've been seized.
00:27:23The police have been here.
00:27:24I don't know where he's going to go with them.
00:27:25But how?
00:27:26No, no, but anyway, look.
00:27:28Whatever it is, I need 3 balloons and you can...
00:27:30I can't sell them or anything, I'll give them all away when the Guajías come.
00:27:33I'll give them to you.
00:27:34No, no, but he's going to score for 3 balloons.
00:27:36I'll give you a few pesetas if you want, I need them, look.
00:27:38"I've been looking all over Madrid," he says, "no."
00:27:40I'll give you a thousand pesetas for your wolves, nobody will find out, tell that to yourself.
00:27:44Good afternoon.
00:27:46Are these wolves made of gas?
00:27:47The goats.
00:27:48Who are they?
00:27:50Ah, they're not gas-powered.
00:27:51I really needed it, I've run out of gas.
00:27:53And these for the kitchen and stuff might work, right?
00:27:57But how much gas?
00:27:58I don't sell balloons, sir.
00:28:00Give me two or three.
00:28:01I don't sell them.
00:28:02What do you mean I'm not selling them?
00:28:02Sir, of course not.
00:28:03If I'm not going to pay for them, anyone else will.
00:28:05But I don't sell them.
00:28:06So, the cunt is here, for me to see it face to face.
00:28:08That's right, because I was caught there as a sucker.
00:28:10I understand.
00:28:11I've been caught out here.
00:28:14What do you mean they caught him being a sucker?
00:28:15Two full municipal police officers.
00:28:18Did they leave him here selling balloons?
00:28:19No, not by selling.
00:28:21They are waiting for you here.
00:28:24But how can the lame man wait for me and I go here and take them with me?
00:28:27And really.
00:28:28No, well sell me two, right?
00:28:29Sell me two, again.
00:28:29What, I don't sell them, sir?
00:28:30Goodbye, a couple of soldiers there, I said goodbye to myself.
00:28:34We helped on the other side of the era.
00:28:36And at the same time they saw her, just like me, the uncle start scolding the cow.
00:28:40He's already been scolding her, because he has the tube, his police officer.
00:28:43Hello, good afternoon.
00:28:44Do you sell balloons?
00:28:45Can I have one?
00:28:46We're not, we're not.
00:28:47They don't belong to us.
00:28:49Ah, do you speak English?
00:28:50Yes.
00:28:50Do you have this for sale?
00:28:52No, they belong to a balloon man, but they've rested them.
00:28:56Ah, but I need three, I need three gloves.
00:28:59He left the guard here with them, which is a strange thing.
00:29:02He took that man to the police station, and the guard left me here with them.
00:29:06Oh, I don't know either the guard or the guy.
00:29:16No, no, no, not me, not for anything, not for anything, because I'm not here to sell it, because
00:29:23My guard is the royalty, they're not mine, two police officers caught a man here
00:29:28And they're taking him to the police station now and telling him to wait a little while.
00:29:31Yes, I understand you, but do you understand my problem?
00:29:33Did it make you angry?
00:29:34Well, I like that guy.
00:29:36The guards came and missed him, and he hit you here.
00:29:39And you, hang in there, kid, they called me.
00:29:42But let's see, what do you want?
00:29:44I'll give him whatever he wants, because I really need it.
00:29:46I don't want anything, because I don't sell.
00:29:48What I would like most is to be served.
00:29:50Well, you can serve me, right?
00:29:52I would like to serve you more than anything, come on.
00:29:54I'd love to, let's go.
00:29:55I offer you whatever you want, that is, if you want, I offer myself.
00:29:58I offer you my body, I mean, really, whatever you want, please.
00:30:01Give me a red nail, give me one.
00:30:16But what do I know if the cow isn't huge, damn it?
00:30:22Well, I've already said it, I sometimes resemble him.
00:30:26I'll give her a ring, I really mean it.
00:30:29But I don't need a ring, or a thousand pesetas, or anything.
00:30:32Well, when you come to put him in the guards, you'll have to deal with them.
00:30:35And now there are people here, but half of them are messing with me.
00:30:37You see, I've been stepped on, do I need an injection or something?
00:30:41Let's put down to the corner.
00:30:43I can't have them.
00:30:59All that is very well, but despite Spain being an opinion of everything,
00:31:05The government of a nation, no matter how you look at it, cannot be a Swiss cow, Your Honor.
00:31:10The people are good, but that's not enough, because you have to use your head and the people use their...
00:31:17heart.
00:31:18Can you come?
00:31:22My pacemaker has stopped working.
00:31:25My pacemaker has stopped working.
00:31:28Wind it up to the left.
00:31:30So, to the left, because that's where it stopped.
00:31:33More, more, more.
00:31:35I'm suffocating.
00:31:37No, no, give it to him, give it to him.
00:31:40Strong, give it, give it, give it.
00:31:44Come on, hit it hard.
00:31:45Okay, okay, fine.
00:31:47Okay, okay, okay.
00:31:48Okay, that's it.
00:31:49Already?
00:31:50What do I owe him for?
00:31:51Nothing, no, no.
00:31:52No, absolutely not.
00:31:52Listen, no, man, no.
00:31:54No way, man, no way.
00:31:55Yes, yes.
00:31:55No way, man, no way.
00:31:57That's a favor.
00:31:58Really?
00:31:58No, come on.
00:31:59Okay, fine, thanks.
00:32:01No, no, no, that's enough, that's enough.
00:32:03Relax, okay?
00:32:03That's enough, thanks.
00:32:04Nothing, nothing, nothing.
00:32:05Okay, thank you very much.
00:32:06Bye bye.
00:32:11Please.
00:32:15Nothing more to do than insert the pacemaker here.
00:32:17Hey?
00:32:18Here's the pacemaker.
00:32:19If you could wind up my pacemaker here, please.
00:32:22Should I leave you now?
00:32:22Yes, here, here, here.
00:32:23No, here, here.
00:32:24No, right here.
00:32:26Thank you so much.
00:32:27Very kind.
00:32:27I'm going to try, I'm going to try for a moment.
00:32:29Let's see.
00:32:32Marta, little rosebud.
00:32:35Just a little more, please.
00:32:38Marta, from the garden, beautiful flower.
00:32:41Okay, okay, please.
00:32:43Tell me, you gentle butterfly.
00:32:47Just a little more, please.
00:32:48A little more.
00:32:49You perch in its cali.
00:32:52Alivar, its sweetness.
00:32:57Marten.
00:32:59Some more.
00:33:00Some more.
00:33:02Marta, in your blue eyes.
00:33:08No, well it doesn't matter, look, it doesn't matter.
00:33:11Of ineffable candor.
00:33:14I have a little more.
00:33:16I see in the god.
00:33:21Oh, god.
00:33:26A little more.
00:33:29Thank you, that's very kind of you.
00:33:32You have to sing them one more little song.
00:33:34But, but very grateful, really.
00:33:37No, but let them hear me sing to them.
00:33:39We're on a schedule and we'll see.
00:33:41Me, me, me, me.
00:33:54Taking advantage of the rhythm of the clapping, I want to say very seriously to the members of parliament
00:34:00that we are going all in towards the nationalization and self-management of the tie.
00:34:05Good afternoon.
00:34:07We are running a campaign for the pre-autonomy of Andalusia.
00:34:10So we're making ties and bow ties for passersby in this section.
00:34:15so that we can gradually adapt to the common market.
00:34:18He's so kind as to hold it there.
00:34:21And you give it to my colleague now.
00:34:23No, no, it's just for a moment.
00:34:25I like taking care of people.
00:34:26I have to put it on now.
00:34:27What are you doing?
00:34:29What do I have to do about this now?
00:34:30You give it to my colleague.
00:34:33What does it do, it brings it, right?
00:34:35Thank you.
00:34:36Thank you.
00:34:36Thank you.
00:34:37Very kind.
00:34:42Thank you.
00:34:43Thank you.
00:34:44Good night.
00:34:46Bye bye.
00:34:47Bye bye.
00:34:47Bye bye.
00:34:48Bye bye.
00:34:55Those who play well.
00:34:57Bye bye.
00:34:57I love you, congratulations.
00:35:00Bye bye.
00:35:03Bye bye.
00:35:04Bye bye.
00:35:04Bye bye.
00:35:05Bye bye.
00:35:05Good.
00:35:06Good afternoon.
00:35:07As?
00:35:08I'll pour my little glass now.
00:35:09She's pretty, yes.
00:35:09But that's not the one my colleague should put on.
00:35:12Oh, how stupid he looks today.
00:35:13Did I put it there?
00:35:14No, yes, it's the color.
00:35:16Go ahead, please, and I'll give you a green one.
00:35:17What is green? What is all of Andalusia?
00:35:19What is top diving?
00:35:25Isn't it green?
00:35:27Well, I'm sorry, it's just that he knows more than I do.
00:35:30I don't have any green, investigate which one you want me to give you.
00:35:33I don't have green.
00:35:34Please take a look.
00:35:45Come on.
00:35:46Green.
00:35:48Please put it on her.
00:35:52Do you know how to tie a knot?
00:35:54Hey?
00:35:54The little horse has cost me more.
00:35:56Grab it there.
00:35:56I don't eat ties.
00:35:58I have a tie at home, yes, I know.
00:35:59But I don't like anyone putting a tie on me in the street.
00:36:02Since Andalusia is already part of the common market, everyone needs to be on the same page.
00:36:07I've been told that anyone passing through here should wear a tie, and if not, that...
00:36:10He is not admitted.
00:36:11I don't know if it was because of the elections, but I can't explain any further.
00:36:13The king came and I was standing there in a tie.
00:36:16Well, I can't explain any more.
00:36:18I'm sent along and I fall for it, I'm very sorry.
00:36:20We need to get over the hassle, right?
00:36:21Which area do you not want to go without a tie?
00:36:23This area here.
00:36:24How far does this area extend?
00:36:25Well, as far as my colleague is concerned, it's just for now; I don't know if there's anything experimental going on.
00:36:30Am I going forward?
00:36:31No, no, no, this way.
00:36:32You have to wear a tie.
00:36:33He crosses here or there, he doesn't care.
00:36:35Here you cross over there and there's no going over there.
00:36:37Indeed, good afternoon.
00:36:41Ah, thank you very much, that's very kind of you.
00:36:42Very kind, thank you very much.
00:36:43Please, please, sir.
00:36:48Sir, would you like to put on your tie?
00:36:52Yes, he's nice.
00:36:53That won't impose my part on him, I don't know if he gives it.
00:36:55You have to wear a tie in this area.
00:36:58I'm not going to wear a tie, I'm not going to wear a tie.
00:37:00But I'll put it on you.
00:37:02Don't you care?
00:37:03Green and white, leave it on my behalf, it's green and white.
00:37:11Can you see my partner?
00:37:12Yes, now it says green and white.
00:37:15Well, I'm sorry for the inconvenience, but I don't have to wear a tie, do you like it?
00:37:23I should give it to my partner, right?
00:37:25My partner is the day laborer.
00:37:27This boy is the one from upstairs.
00:37:30Doesn't it have one?
00:37:31It doesn't have verification.
00:37:32Not even a bow tie?
00:37:34Well, bow tie, you don't have to put on a bow tie.
00:37:36Leave him be, leave him be.
00:37:38You're going to give it a green one.
00:37:40Green.
00:37:41What you need to put on it is a green one.
00:37:43It is a municipal hypopulmonary.
00:37:44Yeah.
00:37:45In this area.
00:37:47Wait a minute, they've just moved me from the market stall.
00:37:50Perfect.
00:37:51No, but...
00:37:52It's that way.
00:37:56Excuse me, sir.
00:37:57I don't understand.
00:37:57It is said to be a green one.
00:37:59There.
00:38:00I beg you to accuse him.
00:38:03You're right.
00:38:04You're right.
00:38:05Allow this moment.
00:38:07You're right.
00:38:08I don't know the definition.
00:38:11Well.
00:38:12Thank you so much.
00:38:13Everything's fine.
00:38:20It can be done very badly.
00:38:22Besides.
00:38:23But you cannot pass through here.
00:38:26That's why I say it.
00:38:28It looks green and if it doesn't pass.
00:38:30Why do I have to go like this?
00:38:31Those are orders.
00:38:33They are orders, yes.
00:38:34But if they do that to me.
00:38:35Well, it isn't, yes.
00:38:35But go there.
00:38:36Either you leave, or you leave in green.
00:38:39Okay, then I'll go.
00:38:40If you see me as green.
00:38:40But please, hurry.
00:38:46As?
00:38:47I'm going to make this man out of you.
00:38:48So he doesn't get rich, right?
00:38:49So he doesn't get rich, right?
00:38:50So he doesn't get rich, right?
00:38:52So that she wants it green.
00:38:53Yes, he's not coming.
00:38:53Okay, thanks, huh?
00:38:54So that he doesn't get rich.
00:38:55Now, if you don't tell me you want it red.
00:38:58I hope not, right?
00:39:00Please come this way.
00:39:01And you're a bitch?
00:39:02No, no, if not, that is to say.
00:39:03This is free.
00:39:03There's no charge for this.
00:39:05Oh, well, I don't wear it.
00:39:06No, it's only up to the other people.
00:39:08And what about the people?
00:39:08And what about the people?
00:39:10So what now?
00:39:10Should I take my tie?
00:39:11Clear.
00:39:12Why the tie?
00:39:13For when I go out in civilian clothes.
00:39:20Which one is the man?
00:39:21Let's see, we're capable.
00:39:22That tie isn't the right one, is it?
00:39:24Ah, the tie is stained.
00:39:26No, no, but it's not the right one.
00:39:26I have to wear a green one.
00:39:27Hey?
00:39:28Green?
00:39:29Green?
00:39:29Green?
00:39:30Green what?
00:39:31Colored tie...
00:39:32Why "hear," listen?
00:39:33No, no, no, it's the same.
00:39:35Green in color.
00:39:35Ask for a green one.
00:39:36Green.
00:39:37Green, green.
00:39:38I don't carry him, no, he doesn't.
00:39:39Green.
00:39:39Green in color.
00:39:41Green.
00:39:42Green.
00:39:43Green.
00:39:46Cerero.
00:40:00I'm from out of town and it's true, yes, he owns a piece of land.
00:40:04Clear.
00:40:04Hold it there, please.
00:40:05No, no, no, but there isn't a green tie.
00:40:08Green.
00:40:09Green, if I'm already enduring the sun.
00:40:11And people here are late.
00:40:12Yes, yes, yes, yes, it's on the attack here.
00:40:14Clear.
00:40:14And one says yes, the other says no.
00:40:16No, no, nobody here is saying no.
00:40:17Anyone who says they won't get a fine is just being naive.
00:40:19Just a moment.
00:40:20Let's see.
00:40:20Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:40:21Now he's told me green.
00:40:22I'm not doing well inside.
00:40:24Thank you.
00:40:25Very kind, huh?
00:40:29But what?
00:40:31Who gave it to him?
00:40:33Verdi and white, like the flag.
00:40:35Verdi and white, but not this one, this one doesn't count.
00:40:36This one doesn't count.
00:40:37Verdi and blanca.
00:40:38Verdi and blanca.
00:40:38She already has it.
00:40:39Ask him what he has to bring you strength, please.
00:40:58Verdi and blanca.
00:41:14But this is not how things are going.
00:41:15These are municipal regulations.
00:41:16This is no way to go about things.
00:41:17Why can you leave?
00:41:18Clear.
00:41:19Here's the tie.
00:41:20Verdi and blanca.
00:41:21And he's not wearing a tie?
00:41:22Let's see, this way.
00:41:23Come here.
00:41:25Move along, move along.
00:41:27Whom?
00:41:31The one with the beard.
00:41:32No, of course, if you're the ones wasting my time, I can't keep an eye on it.
00:41:35I don't have eyes in the back of my head.
00:41:36Please move along.
00:41:37Please move along.
00:41:38Move along.
00:41:42Please, ladies and gentlemen of La Palma, the party is over.
00:41:48Let us not forget that there are many individuals suffering, members of parliament, that health comes first, and unfortunately, there are Spaniards among them.
00:41:56ordinary people who are not in a position to use their hands to applaud our political successes as we obviously do
00:42:06We deserve it.
00:42:08Ma'am, would you please help out a little?
00:42:11Could you please clean my glasses a little because they're in there inside the square?
00:42:14Now I look at how they've left me.
00:42:15And I can't even move.
00:42:17This social security system is awful...
00:42:19No, with that, with the same sleeve, the same sleeve of the suit, it's the same.
00:42:22If I have to go home, I don't know how.
00:42:25No, no, don't worry, really, it's the same.
00:42:27I think I've found a partner.
00:42:28If it's the same, don't worry, really, ma'am, if it's the same.
00:42:30With all the rushing and emergencies, I don't know how they work there.
00:42:35Leave it, I don't know, and just watch a little, because I don't see anything, you know.
00:42:38No, it's just that, well, it's just that, I don't even know how I could see it.
00:42:41No, I can't see anything, and look what you've done to me, if you please, don't you mind.
00:42:44Nothing's happening here and I need to take a taxi, but...
00:42:46Yes, but I don't want to go home looking like this, because, well, it's already bad enough just arriving home looking like this.
00:42:51this, which is cumbersome
00:42:54And on top of that, it seems like I'm going...
00:42:56Let's see if you don't mind taking off my hat, and let's see if I have a comb there, I think.
00:42:59Could you please help me out a bit? My wife doesn't know anything.
00:43:03No, there should be a comb here in the top pocket, up here.
00:43:08Well, with the hat he didn't...
00:43:10Yes, but the thing is, I have long hair and...
00:43:15And I think I have a bandage on wrong too, because they put it on like this, in a rush.
00:43:19It's like it's a factory, it's horrible.
00:43:21Well, there I am.
00:43:22Yes, I have a...
00:43:25It doesn't matter, there on the shirt they've put on me, no, there behind the collar of the
00:43:29shirt,
00:43:30I have an itch there, and they've also put some kind of antiseptic on it.
00:43:33There, there, there, there, there.
00:43:37Oh!
00:43:38It's horrifying.
00:43:39It's over there somewhere, you know?
00:43:40Yes, they often pass through here.
00:43:41She doesn't mind putting a little deodorant here, if they've put deodorant here for me.
00:43:44Because of course, again, because the doctors no longer notice, here, right here under the arm, right there
00:43:48where...
00:43:49No, there, there, there.
00:43:54I think that's enough, please put the hat on properly, because they put it on halfway with the crochet.
00:43:59If you don't mind, could you...
00:44:01Look, let me leave a deodorant right there, right there, right there.
00:44:04I'm sorry, but it just doesn't do it for me. Let's see, that deodorant I have in my pocket, let's see if...
00:44:07Could you give me a little bit down there?
00:44:09There in the pocket, no, down there, in the pants, in the pants.
00:44:12"There's a deodorant, they left it there for me," he tells me, "put it on, and then you can tell me how I did."
00:44:17There, down there, because of course, because...
00:44:20More, more, pour more, pour more.
00:44:22More, more.
00:44:23They've sprayed me with a reflector, you know?
00:44:25I already reflected it, that's enough, that's enough.
00:44:28And what ever happened to that car?
00:44:29I went out on a motorcycle with a female colleague, who, of course, didn't...
00:44:35Let's see if you can take a chance on me there because of the shovels that have been thrown at me.
00:44:37And there, there, there, strong, strong, strong, without fear.
00:44:40No, no, no, no, it doesn't hurt me, it's there, there's what itches, hard, hard.
00:44:44There, there, there, there.
00:44:47Indeed, in every respect, citizen collaboration is extremely important.
00:44:56and I want to take advantage of the opportunity this magnificent film offers me.
00:45:02to take action and ask for everyone's help
00:45:08to dismantle once and for all the gangs of terrorists that devastate the homeland.
00:45:21Please, can you help me?
00:45:23You've left here.
00:45:24Do me a favor, man.
00:45:26There.
00:45:33Yes, take this transmitter for me, do me a favor.
00:45:36Take it for me.
00:45:36Yes, hey, Rubio, don't be scared.
00:45:39Rubio, don't be scared.
00:45:41Let's see if I can calm down a bit.
00:45:43You have to give me a hand, okay?
00:45:44Where are you going?
00:45:45Where are you going?
00:45:48You have to give me a hand.
00:45:51I'll stay here.
00:45:53Look, I'm a segment agent,
00:45:54I'm going to the committee next door because we're going to the police station.
00:45:58So, I got distracted here because I've been chasing terrorists.
00:46:02And what I need is to get back in there,
00:46:03But what is it that someone here is giving this to?
00:46:05But there's no one there, but underneath.
00:46:07Please, do you want to drive?
00:46:12Yes, you're going.
00:46:12Okay, then they both get off.
00:46:14What is it, friends?
00:46:15You?
00:46:15I have one hand, let's see.
00:46:16Come here.
00:46:19Careful.
00:46:21While I go and find reinforcements,
00:46:23I'll see if I can find the transvestite.
00:46:24Both of you come down here.
00:46:26No problem?
00:46:26No problem.
00:46:27It's okay, I just need to find a backup.
00:46:29Look, I can't say any more.
00:46:30I know that if nothing happens,
00:46:31Do you want me to go down first?
00:46:33Attached to the transmitter.
00:46:34I know it's an unusual thing, I know,
00:46:36But I really need this.
00:46:37Look, I'm fed up with bombs.
00:46:39Come on, it's about time you arrived.
00:46:41Your orders.
00:46:41We have to leave,
00:46:42Let's see if you'll do us the favor of coming down here for a moment.
00:46:43Look, go down calmly,
00:46:45It's okay, damn it.
00:46:46Should I go down first?
00:46:46Yes, yes, come down, come down.
00:46:47So you can see it.
00:46:48But you have to keep an eye on me from down below, okay?
00:46:50These are mandatory services that they have to provide.
00:46:52Article 306 of the Aid Code
00:46:54They have to, according to that,
00:46:56They have to come down immediately.
00:47:04Come on, get down.
00:47:05What else can I do?
00:47:08If I don't call a car.
00:47:12Come on.
00:47:13Does the transmitter fit?
00:47:14Come on, come on.
00:47:18X2J5, X2J5, change.
00:47:20Excuse me, am I speaking to the station here?
00:47:21X2J5, we continue our mission.
00:47:22But you, please,
00:47:23Citizens who collaborate and want to remain in the sewer?
00:47:26Come down, come down, please.
00:47:27These are firm orders.
00:47:29Get off.
00:47:30Get off.
00:47:30My commander.
00:47:31Repeat the order, my commander.
00:47:33Come on.
00:47:34Following.
00:47:34Lower the citizens into the sewer, change.
00:47:36Get down, immediately.
00:47:38Make a space there for the next one to download.
00:47:44Take your hand away from there and go all the way down.
00:47:46One of them should go all the way down.
00:47:50The child with the dog should also come in.
00:47:52Forgive me, sir.
00:47:53The dog is allowed in.
00:47:53I don't think I can get in.
00:47:55He cannot enter.
00:47:56Continue.
00:47:56Nothing, go on, go on.
00:47:58Please continue.
00:47:59There's no room, Commander.
00:48:04My commander, there's no room, change.
00:48:06May their names be held high, all three of them.
00:48:08So, what's your name?
00:48:09Names held high.
00:48:10Alberto Osuna Sánchez.
00:48:11Stronger.
00:48:12Alberto Osuna Sánchez.
00:48:13Let's see.
00:48:14Alberto Osuna Sánchez.
00:48:16You.
00:48:16Francisco Javier Gutiérrez González.
00:48:17Stronger.
00:48:18Francisco Javier Gutiérrez González.
00:48:19You.
00:48:19Raúl Alonso Suárez.
00:48:21As?
00:48:21Raúl Alonso Suárez.
00:48:22Louder, we can't hear it.
00:48:24Suárez.
00:48:24It has nothing to do with the former prime minister, right?
00:48:26Are you related to the former prime minister?
00:48:30No, none of them.
00:48:31My commander, over.
00:48:32Let the three of them shout Gibraltar is Spanish.
00:48:34Tell me that...
00:48:35Let the three of them shout Gibraltar is Spanish.
00:48:36Gibraltar is Spanish!
00:48:40Again, and stronger.
00:48:42Gibraltar is Spanish!
00:48:43They cannot leave.
00:48:44They can leave.
00:48:47Excuse me.
00:48:51It was dry, very dry, Mr. Congressman.
00:48:53We need to clean that stain off.
00:48:56To get rid of that thorn in our side that we have because of the children of the children of Great Britain.
00:49:00But I think there is another way, another more drastic resource to Spanishize what is not the Rock of Gibraltar.
00:49:07Gibraltar, Gibraltar!
00:49:09Gibraltar, Gibraltar!
00:49:11Vanguard of our nation!
00:49:15Gibraltar, Gibraltar!
00:49:16Gibraltar, Gibraltar!
00:49:18Gibraltar, Gibraltar!
00:49:24No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:49:54I didn't bring my documents. He doesn't have any documents. I have the carré.
00:49:58I don't have any now.
00:49:59Well, we are recruiting people to reclaim the Spanishness of the citizenship period.
00:50:08It's voluntary recruitment, but mandatory. It's voluntary, but mandatory. I don't know if you understand me.
00:50:15So you're going to undergo an exercise study, a series of tests.
00:50:20We weighed, short?
00:50:23Okay, where is it?
00:50:28Lieutenant, begin.
00:50:31Did you do your military service?
00:50:35Stand at attention.
00:50:36Stand at attention!
00:50:38Rest.
00:50:39Oh!
00:50:42Give him the...
00:50:47Silence!
00:50:53That's not a resting position!
00:50:55No, but that's how it is, isn't it?
00:50:59Tube!
00:51:00Oh!
00:51:03Over the shoulder!
00:51:04Oh!
00:51:05I'll leave it as it is.
00:51:08Rest in arms!
00:51:09Oh!
00:51:11Get down!
00:51:18Foot!
00:51:21Come with me!
00:51:25Okay, soldier, grab the flag.
00:51:27A flag!
00:51:27Foot!
00:51:28Hey!
00:51:31Do you like to sing?
00:51:32Hey?
00:51:33Do you like to sing?
00:51:34Sing a song.
00:51:35Who?
00:51:38Asturias!
00:51:38For example, Asturias is a beloved homeland.
00:51:40Do you know her?
00:51:40Yeah.
00:51:41Do you understand?
00:51:43Asturias, beloved homeland.
00:51:44Louder!
00:51:45Silence!
00:51:47Louder!
00:51:48Asturias, my beloved!
00:51:51Good!
00:51:52It's just that he doesn't do everything.
00:51:52Good!
00:51:53No, no, no, it doesn't matter.
00:51:54But it has to be stronger.
00:51:55You're going to say now that it's going to be Spanish, aren't you?
00:51:57Hey?
00:51:58You're going to say that it's going to be Spanish.
00:51:59Yeah.
00:52:00Whose rock is this?
00:52:02This Spanish, I believe.
00:52:03Estimately.
00:52:04And who has it?
00:52:04The English one, right?
00:52:06Does that seem okay to you?
00:52:07I don't think so.
00:52:08Are you a patriot?
00:52:09I think so.
00:52:10Now shout with me.
00:52:11Gibraltar, Spanish.
00:52:12Come on.
00:52:12Strong!
00:52:12Gibraltar, Spanish!
00:52:13Louder!
00:52:14Gibraltar, Spanish!
00:52:14Louder!
00:52:15Gibraltar, Spanish!
00:52:17Follow the instructions on the phone!
00:52:20Can I put it in this case?
00:52:21No!
00:52:22With the flag.
00:52:23Stand at attention here.
00:52:26Fast!
00:52:28Here.
00:52:28So.
00:52:29Firm!
00:52:31Firm!
00:52:33Gibraltar!
00:52:34Spanish!
00:52:34Gibraltar!
00:52:35No!
00:52:36Gibraltar!
00:52:37No!
00:52:37Long live Gibraltar!
00:52:38Viva!
00:52:39Soldier!
00:52:41The corn?
00:52:42This wire.
00:52:43I'm leaving this wire.
00:52:49Come on.
00:52:50Pork knuckle on the ground!
00:53:03That's going very slowly!
00:53:05You're going backwards!
00:53:07Soldier!
00:53:09Stand here!
00:53:10Soldier!
00:53:12How long ago did you do your military service?
00:53:14Hey?
00:53:14How long ago did you do your military service?
00:53:16Five years ago.
00:53:17Five years.
00:53:17Put the folder there if you want.
00:53:18Or keep it to yourself.
00:53:18That I like it.
00:53:20The cap, well.
00:53:25Come on, please.
00:53:26Okay, I'll put that on, sir.
00:53:28Put on your helmet!
00:53:28I'm going to wear that, sir.
00:53:30If I have to...
00:53:31This is a must-see.
00:53:33A duty for everyone.
00:53:34But I don't...
00:53:35You shut up, I'll see if I obey the captain!
00:53:38Silence!
00:53:38I'm not going to put this on, sir!
00:53:42Do you want to wear this?
00:53:43I'm telling you I'm not going to put this up, sir.
00:53:44Move aside, man!
00:53:45Put that on.
00:53:46I'm going to put this in, sir.
00:53:47Because I told him to.
00:53:49Okay, you'll do it, alright?
00:53:50Let's see.
00:53:51Body to the ground.
00:53:53Oops!
00:53:54Lending.
00:53:55Already!
00:53:57High.
00:53:58Above.
00:53:59Standing.
00:54:01When I say Gibraltar, you shout Spanish loudly.
00:54:04Do you understand me?
00:54:05Gibraltar?
00:54:06Gibraltar.
00:54:07No.
00:54:07When I say Gibraltar...
00:54:08When I say the word Gibraltar, you answer in Spanish.
00:54:10But with force.
00:54:12Gibraltar?
00:54:12Gibraltar.
00:54:14Gibraltar, I say.
00:54:15You say Spanish, strongly.
00:54:17We are asserting Gibraltar's Spanish identity.
00:54:20I've explained it from the beginning.
00:54:23Gibraltar.
00:54:24Spanish.
00:54:25Stronger.
00:54:25Gibraltar.
00:54:26Spanish.
00:54:26Gibraltar.
00:54:27Spanish.
00:54:27Gibraltar.
00:54:28Spanish.
00:54:28Stronger, stronger.
00:54:29Gibraltar.
00:54:29Spanish.
00:54:30Spanish.
00:54:31Perfect.
00:54:31Where are you from?
00:54:32Here on the line.
00:54:33From the line.
00:54:34You must be fed up with seeing this usurpation of our land, right?
00:54:37Good.
00:54:37You, looking at the rock, stand like this.
00:54:41Stand firm.
00:54:42With the flag unfurled.
00:54:44Taken off.
00:54:45So.
00:54:45Good.
00:54:45So.
00:54:46No.
00:54:46Arm raised.
00:54:48You tell me, Gibraltar is Spanish.
00:54:49Spanish, Gibraltar.
00:54:50No, Gibraltar is Spanish.
00:54:52Gibraltar is Spanish.
00:54:53Gibraltar is Spanish.
00:54:56Perfect.
00:54:57Capital.
00:54:58Let's see.
00:54:58Let him take a walk.
00:54:59The last exercise.
00:55:00Setting the pace on the ground.
00:55:02Turn towards that side.
00:55:03Mark the step there.
00:55:04Setting the pace.
00:55:05One, oh, one, oh, one, oh.
00:55:07And when I say "yes," he starts walking down the hill.
00:55:10Walking.
00:55:11Quick step.
00:55:18Come on, hurry up.
00:55:21Down, down.
00:55:22Go on.
00:55:31Gentlemen who occupy the Blue Bench, do not be swayed by cheap patriotism
00:55:36from Mr. Fraga, because we can kick him again.
00:55:43Listen.
00:55:44Listen.
00:55:46Hey, do you love me? Please, help me put my leg in.
00:55:48No?
00:55:49Will you help me put my leg in?
00:55:50Will you help me put my leg in?
00:55:53Will you help me put my leg in?
00:55:53Yeah?
00:55:53Let's see.
00:55:55I dropped it.
00:55:56It has been highlighted.
00:55:58No no.
00:55:58That's it, put it in.
00:55:59By putting it in.
00:56:00Yeah.
00:56:00Oh, put this in?
00:56:02Is this going down?
00:56:03Yes, yes.
00:56:04Come on.
00:56:07No, no, no, not like that.
00:56:09Oh, the pants?
00:56:10Of course, the pants.
00:56:10Help me put it in.
00:56:13Wow, what's up?
00:56:14Come on.
00:56:16Not so much.
00:56:17You know it, man.
00:56:19Geez.
00:56:20It's not a lie.
00:56:21I'm throwing.
00:56:22Yes, but...
00:56:23Geez.
00:56:25Host.
00:56:26But not yet, man.
00:56:27Clear.
00:56:29Do it slowly.
00:56:30If not, then...
00:56:31Yes, yes, yes.
00:56:31Clear.
00:56:34Come on, man.
00:56:34You don't know that, do you?
00:56:35My mother is yelling at me.
00:56:37Clear.
00:56:37He doesn't know, does he?
00:56:39Come on.
00:56:40Please do it.
00:56:42And more.
00:56:43Not yet.
00:56:43If that's the case...
00:56:45If it doesn't hurt me, please be ready.
00:56:46Come on, you don't...
00:56:47Geez, you're so useless.
00:56:49My mother is yelling at me.
00:56:50Are you telling him to slow down?
00:56:51No, not right now, but when...
00:56:53At first, but not now.
00:56:54You know that, don't you?
00:56:55Now that the girl is throwing.
00:56:57That's not how I...
00:56:57If it happens again.
00:56:59Help me, man.
00:57:00Already.
00:57:01Chame un poquito más, mujer, hombre.
00:57:02There I am...
00:57:03This one needs to go in here.
00:57:05There, come on.
00:57:08This one is for me...
00:57:09My leg fell off there.
00:57:10This man is helping me, but he doesn't know.
00:57:12I can handle it.
00:57:12Come here, you.
00:57:14Yes, but I'm saying...
00:57:15More thread.
00:57:15More thread.
00:57:16He has to give it to her...
00:57:17Yes, there, give it a little bit...
00:57:18That's going to cost.
00:57:18There, give it a little more thought.
00:57:48No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:57:50There, there, there, squeeze.
00:57:53But, I heard, wow, that...
00:57:55What can't be done with him?
00:57:56No, no, no, but put it in.
00:57:58Put it in, adjust it, otherwise we won't do anything.
00:58:00Clear.
00:58:00We're going in now.
00:58:01No, now it's happening that it's coming in, huh?
00:58:01We're going in now.
00:58:02Now put his right leg in.
00:58:04Put his right leg on.
00:58:05But...
00:58:05But put the shoe on properly, otherwise we won't do anything.
00:58:08He hasn't put it in yet, the heel is there.
00:58:10There, there.
00:58:10Have they hunted?
00:58:11They haven't hunted yet.
00:58:13Uh, you supported it?
00:58:15You can't say that, the thread has to go in properly.
00:58:18How can I leave the shoe here?
00:58:19How can I leave the shoe here?
00:58:21Where to?
00:58:22Here, in a moment.
00:58:23I just fix it and then I'll give it back to you.
00:58:24How will the shoe leave you?
00:58:25There I was, barefoot.
00:58:26No, man.
00:58:26No, no, and this gentleman is going there without a leg.
00:58:28There I was, barefoot.
00:58:31That's it, that's what I liked.
00:58:32There, there.
00:58:34Yes, it's coming in now.
00:58:36Now it's becoming noticeable.
00:58:38Now then.
00:58:39Give it to me, more, more.
00:58:42Huh?
00:58:42Oh, what damage he's done to me now, damn it.
00:58:45You've devastated me.
00:58:46Of course, the eggs.
00:58:49Clear.
00:58:49Let's see.
00:58:51It's devastated me.
00:58:52Look, it's devastated me.
00:58:53Okay, just leave it there.
00:58:55Oh, you're a bit useless at this, aren't you?
00:58:59Go ahead, go this way and then that way.
00:59:00And then, when it comes, like a screw, it goes in and then up.
00:59:04And at the same time you find the paper.
00:59:06Come on, let's fix it.
00:59:08Come on, let's go.
00:59:09The donut, there.
00:59:11Well, his leg has come off and we're not going to get it fixed.
00:59:13Let's see, let's see if I...
00:59:14I am stronger.
00:59:15Lifting him up.
00:59:16Lifting it up a little.
00:59:17Come on, you.
00:59:17Okay, you up there...
00:59:18Up there.
00:59:19There, the very one, the...
00:59:21Strong, strong, strong, strong.
00:59:22Yes, yes, but strong.
00:59:23Be careful, he's giving you those little bumps.
00:59:24Yes, I get the squills and I dust myself off.
00:59:26There, go ahead, go ahead, to the right you.
00:59:28No, no, give it a little, turning, turning.
00:59:29This way, slowly.
00:59:30There, there.
00:59:31Now, gently, gently, gently.
00:59:33Yes, yes, yes.
00:59:35Goes.
00:59:36Yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:59:38It's going to be everyone's rock, sir.
00:59:39Two, two, two.
00:59:40You guys with the strong paper, it doesn't matter.
00:59:42There, there.
00:59:43You guys are doing well, there's nothing there.
00:59:44You keep going, you keep going, you keep going there.
00:59:45Now go that way, to your left, that's it.
00:59:47There, there.
00:59:48Ah, how nice.
00:59:49And how were they able to remove his leg?
00:59:52How did you get rid of them?
00:59:53Yes, I don't know, when we've passed by it's been because it had fallen off, I don't know, I don't know.
00:59:56Oh, so it wasn't you?
00:59:57No, not at all.
00:59:58Well then, you don't have any obligation either.
01:00:00The skin is sagging.
01:00:01Well, but...
01:00:02Could this be with a little butter from La Paz?
01:00:05No, no, that's outrageous with the stone.
01:00:07No, no, not with the stone, put it on top, man.
01:00:09A little butter here, huh?
01:00:11Yes, no, butter here, a little butter there now.
01:00:14There, there, there.
01:00:15Butter?
01:00:15No, it's soft, son, this is soft.
01:00:17Wouldn't it be better to call someone at La Paz, a nurse, to put it on?
01:00:20Yes, yes, you guys do that well, man.
01:00:22Come on, come on.
01:00:22Me too, I don't care, but that's about the legs.
01:00:24Now, now, with the legs, now, with Alex who is here, now the legs are there.
01:00:26Come on, now, now yes, come on.
01:00:28Come on, now, you, as I tell you, come on.
01:00:29Are you strong because you don't put yourself in a difficult position to appreciate it?
01:00:33Is it threaded securely?
01:00:34Screw-on, secure, secure.
01:00:35Is she on one of those legs that go...?
01:00:36Well, no, this one is.
01:00:36Push, you push.
01:00:37And with this?
01:00:38That's it, also giving it your all, you have to give it your all, you have to give it your all.
01:00:40I believe we're going to ratify it.
01:00:41Give him a little bit of space because we are stronger.
01:00:44Do you know, one thing that's of yours?
01:00:46You who...
01:00:47No, but with this, with this, with this, but these guys hit really hard.
01:00:51There, there, there.
01:00:52Are any of you nurses or not?
01:00:53Now, now, now, nothing, nothing.
01:00:55But they're doing very well, eh, they're doing very well.
01:00:57Does she have to see a pink sister?
01:00:59Come on, this leg is mine, even though he stole it from me.
01:01:02Hey, hey.
01:01:10But whose leg is it?
01:01:11Whose leg is it?
01:01:12Where is?
01:01:12Could this be the man?
01:01:15Did you take it from me?
01:01:17Let's see...
01:01:19Well, he wants to help me.
01:01:21No way, man, no way, man.
01:01:23No way, man, no way, man.
01:01:29Help me, man.
01:01:30Hey, love.
01:01:31What is a leg?
01:01:33What is a leg?
01:01:34What is a leg?
01:01:36What is a leg?
01:01:36What is a leg?
01:01:37What is a leg?
01:01:39It's mine.
01:01:41What is a leg?
01:01:42What is a leg?
01:01:42No, you're going out, let's go.
01:01:43Okay, let's go.
01:01:44Now, what is a leg?
01:01:45We raffled it off.
01:01:48Ladies and gentlemen members of parliament,
01:01:50Please forgive me for not having been involved in this film earlier,
01:01:54But as a centrist, I'm going to try to focus on the issue.
01:01:58To end the crisis, public spending must be reduced.
01:02:02such as transportation.
01:02:05We present below a difficult sequence
01:02:09and which we could almost describe as surreal.
01:02:14We placed a fat lady,
01:02:17an old man and a couple of hooligans as bait and...
01:02:30Good morning.
01:02:32Look, we're doing a light transport campaign.
01:02:36So, if you don't mind collaborating with us,
01:02:39They leave him at the next stop.
01:02:41I don't care, look, I have to go.
01:02:42The sooner I do it.
01:02:44I'm the one who has no sadness.
01:02:45Excuse me, wait a moment.
01:02:46Do you want me to tell you the medium?
01:02:47Yes, ma'am.
01:02:52Excuse me, wait a moment.
01:02:54Do you want me to do the first one, please?
01:02:56Please go upstairs.
01:02:59Yes, yes, there's room for everyone.
01:03:01Excuse me, please get in line.
01:03:04Excuse me, excuse me, wait a moment.
01:03:06Do you want me to do the first one, please?
01:03:07Do you want me to do the first one, please?
01:03:08Yeah.
01:03:09Please come up.
01:03:15Yes, there's room, yes, there's room, get on.
01:03:22Excuse me, let the lady go up with the girl.
01:03:26No, no, no, no, you're next.
01:03:28Leave.
01:03:35We went down right away.
01:03:45If we have to cut costs, I propose the same.
01:03:49But within a particularly Andalusian context,
01:03:53and if you push me, even Cascabelero.
01:04:10Good morning.
01:04:13These are new cars.
01:04:15Sorry for the inconvenience, the others will take a long time to arrive.
01:04:18So, if they don't mind getting in these cars.
01:04:20Is it to prevent pollution?
01:04:22No, no, but this leads all the way up, to the immediate stop.
01:04:25No cars are going to pass through here anymore, okay?
01:04:27Come on, let's go.
01:04:28Please go up to the next stop.
01:04:31Are you going, ma'am?
01:04:31Clear.
01:04:32No, we're not going to just stand there.
01:04:34Come on, I'll get on too.
01:04:35Sorry.
01:04:36Or, well, take the girl with the boy.
01:04:38Yes, yes, the lady too, and the child, please.
01:04:39Yes, yes, but then...
01:04:43Can I get on?
01:04:44No, no, ma'am, there's no more room.
01:04:46There's no more room.
01:04:47Wait, another car is coming right away.
01:04:49Is another car coming?
01:04:49Yes, excuse me, okay?
01:04:51No, no, no, they can't be taken down now.
01:04:53Excuse me, just a moment.
01:04:54Just a moment, no.
01:04:55No, no, no.
01:05:01Well, since we're on the subject, I propose a better solution.
01:05:05It can even be used to create...
01:05:10...100 million jobs...
01:05:12...at the town hall...
01:05:15...for new members of the Communist Party.
01:05:33Well, look, we're doing a campaign for the city council...
01:05:36...ma'am, can you hear me?
01:05:37We're running a campaign for the city council...
01:05:39...to avoid pollution as much as possible.
01:05:42Hey?
01:05:42So...
01:05:43Hey, sir!
01:05:43Hey, hey, hey!
01:05:45Please come.
01:05:47Please come.
01:05:51And then we're going to do...
01:05:54...to prevent pollution, measures taken by the city council...
01:05:56...who were there...
01:05:57...in a proclamation from the mayor.
01:05:59I don't know if you heard it on the radio.
01:06:00Have you heard it on the radio?
01:06:04Yes sir.
01:06:05And so, well, he has to collaborate with us...
01:06:07...you ride your horse up to the next station...
01:06:09...until the nearest bus stop.
01:06:11So, if you don't mind, look out for us.
01:06:13I can't go to...
01:06:15No, no, no, no.
01:06:16No, no, no, to the stop, to the next stop.
01:06:18If it's a test, I'll cooperate, okay?
01:06:19Yes, yes.
01:06:20I don't care, because it's for unemployment benefits...
01:06:21Yes, it's until the next stop.
01:06:23Come on, let's go.
01:06:26He won't be able to beat me.
01:06:32So, what do you think of this whole mess?
01:06:35What do you want me to say?
01:06:36Hey?
01:06:36What do you want me to say?
01:06:37Fuck.
01:06:38It was a hassle, wasn't it?
01:06:41I'm strong, they've got us.
01:06:42Get in.
01:06:44Get in.
01:06:52What do you think of this new rule?
01:06:58Okay, fine.
01:07:00Goes.
01:07:01It's going well there, it's going well, it's comfortable.
01:07:04Come on, hold on tight.
01:07:05It's very comfortable, isn't it?
01:07:07This was also sent to us by a trickster.
01:07:10It's wonderful, what is it?
01:07:10But I do think, I do think it's very good,
01:07:13But I see it as absurd.
01:07:15So, what do you think of this whole thing, boss?
01:07:18Good.
01:07:19I have my minibus.
01:07:21The girl goes, the girl, well, and goes up.
01:07:23Okay, let's get the girls upstairs.
01:07:26Come on.
01:07:26Come on, let's go.
01:07:27Come on, everyone, Julia.
01:07:29But you take another one, man.
01:07:30Take another one.
01:07:32But, Mom.
01:07:33But not.
01:07:34Okay, but, gentlemen.
01:07:36It's not like you save 40, but damn.
01:07:39Until I was a girl.
01:07:40Come on, I'll help you, okay.
01:07:41Come on, I'm available if you want this bag.
01:07:43Listen, listen, listen.
01:07:45Please cooperate.
01:07:46Please cooperate.
01:07:46Well, this gentleman takes him to his house.
01:07:48Cooperate with him.
01:07:49Don't worry.
01:07:50With the city council.
01:07:50Well, down we go.
01:07:51Down.
01:07:52Come on, it's a service for the subjects?
01:07:53Come on, let's see, get up here.
01:07:55Come on, let's see.
01:07:56Okay, come on.
01:07:59Come on, let's see.
01:07:59This bag is yours.
01:08:01Are you settled?
01:08:02Okay, how do I put it on?
01:08:03How do I put the bag on?
01:08:05Well, have a good trip, sir.
01:08:06This way, this way, along the road.
01:08:10Come on, man, damn it.
01:08:11If nothing happens.
01:08:12I was out to cause chaos.
01:08:14Come on, let's go.
01:08:15Go on, go on.
01:08:19Here it gallops and cuts through the wind
01:08:21when it passes through the port for me.
01:08:30Let's not make any more deletions, members of parliament.
01:08:32That's not the way.
01:08:34Because I don't see that things are clear at all.
01:08:37and they're taking too many blind stabs.
01:08:39Black eyes that fascinate
01:08:47Black eyes that illuminate
01:08:57let's see.
01:09:08It has a little bit of water in it.
01:09:16It has a little bit of water in it.
01:09:17Let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see.
01:09:54Let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see.
01:10:17Let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see,
01:10:22Let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see.
01:10:46I know. What is it? Yes, he's alone. Yes, yes. Well, calm down, calm down here. If you don't
01:10:56It matters. He's also very nervous when... He's very nervous.
01:11:02Really. And then if I pick it up, maybe it's the... Careful, careful. Because if I carry it
01:11:09He might go to another table and start throwing glasses and things like that. Don't worry.
01:11:13Calm down, calm down. If it moves, don't move because it only works through
01:11:20His sense of smell. If he sees something moving, he might become more aggressive. Stay calm.
01:11:25We are... Careful. Calm down, calm down. Don't let them... Calm down, calm down, calm down.
01:11:31What I'm doing is making us come here. To close a cinchlayer. Sorry, I don't
01:11:37I don't blame him. Yes, yes, yes. I understand. His deaf-muteness and also
01:11:43If it's true, then it's something that can happen to anyone. I'm not saying that
01:11:48He gets very nervous and it could get even worse. Relax. If you don't mind,
01:11:54Eat with him. If he, the moment you can understand him a little, gets... He gets very
01:11:59Relax and eat. Yes, wait a moment, just a moment. Just a moment, I'll bring it right away.
01:12:08A little bit of food and there's no need to... Sorry for the timing, eh. No, it's just... it's enough to make you angry.
01:12:16No, sir, I'm happy, why does it have to be upsetting? If you see, you sit
01:12:19There and it crashed. I have a business and I looked at it a lot. I stick it up and they only rent.
01:12:23Beer. Damn. Sometimes...
01:12:43I fixed myself, man, this can't be.
01:12:46If he's a little understanding, man. If it's not a matter of that. If he's a little understanding.
01:12:51It's you, you have to solve it, because of the way it's done. Well, if that's the problem.
01:12:56It's that if I've eaten more, the whole sight of the same legs. But in five
01:13:00minutes, that's all. It's always so funny, damn it.
01:13:03Hey, that's enough, come on. This is the place with... the blind guy. Come on, go on, now. Come on.
01:13:08Hey, but he always does the same thing, man. No way, no way, no way.
01:13:13I already know him. He's always the same. He wants to live off other people.
01:13:17That's all. Come on. Home. Home. Home.
01:13:23Home.
01:13:23And those blind stabs, gentlemen, they're praying for left and right. Because it's been done
01:13:27The transition process has happened very quickly. We've gone from walking to galloping without going through the...
01:13:32trot and we must trot, trot, trot, trot, to lessen the pace of recollection.
01:13:36There you go, Your Honor.
01:13:44Stop, stop, you're going too fast. Come in, come in. You're going too fast. You're going like a maniac.
01:13:48But anyway, she doesn't know that a new one has come out. Let's see what people here think...
01:13:52Where is your pedestrian pass?
01:13:54The pedestrian permit?
01:13:56No, no, no. The pedestrian permit.
01:13:57The Lilites have already been surpassed.
01:14:00What speed was he going?
01:14:00Crazy.
01:14:01Have you seen that sign, please?
01:14:02It goes 50 meters per hour.
01:14:04Have you seen how that couple coming this way has overtaken you?
01:14:06The elderly gentlemen.
01:14:07Have you seen that, folks?
01:14:08You have to pace yourself. You can't go around like a madman.
01:14:11I see it a little.
01:14:12No, look. You're coming down the hill at an abnormal speed,
01:14:16because you're coming in strong.
01:14:18Could you please show me the sole of your shoe?
01:14:20The drawing is good, but you just can't go at that speed.
01:14:25Look here. Haven't you read the new traffic regulations?
01:14:27No, sir.
01:14:27I haven't read them. Why didn't I go there for something else?
01:14:29But the thing is...
01:14:30Look at the speed that shows. Do you think it was going 40 meters per hour?
01:14:34Don't know.
01:14:35Look how it was going.
01:14:36I can't make him say it.
01:14:37It's for your own good. You can't go that fast.
01:14:39I'm telling you no, please.
01:14:41Look, I'm very sorry, but...
01:14:42I feel sorry about the finger, but you have to sanction him.
01:14:45Because?
01:14:45What he hasn't done...
01:14:46Take, take the tampon.
01:14:47Take the tampon.
01:14:48Bad for you to empty me.
01:14:49No.
01:14:50Not bad.
01:14:50You are going at an excessive speed.
01:14:52You know that we are here to enforce traffic laws.
01:14:56I'm telling you not to be here to enforce the laws.
01:14:58Okay.
01:14:59Of course, but please.
01:15:00I don't think we've committed...
01:15:04I have not committed any infraction.
01:15:07No no.
01:15:07The other.
01:15:08The other one that went in with his foot.
01:15:12That 25,600 for the pedestrian speed price.
01:15:16And if not, we have to fix your shoes and then...
01:15:20No, no, no.
01:15:23No, no, no.
01:15:23No, no, no.
01:15:24No, no, no.
01:15:30No, no, no.
01:15:32No, no, no.
01:15:32Wait, wait, wait a moment.
01:15:34Wait, wait, wait a moment.
01:15:35Yes, okay.
01:15:35They won't let me.
01:15:37Wait.
01:15:37Lift your foot.
01:15:38Please lift your foot.
01:15:39Lift your foot.
01:15:40Wait until I plug it in here.
01:15:42Wait, wait, wait.
01:15:44Wait, I'll give you a little something here.
01:15:56Wait, I'll give you a little something here.
01:15:59Are we doing well?
01:16:00I won't be able to walk around with any more of that trashy stuff.
01:16:021973 does not wash 50.
01:16:03but don't show the stay with 하도록ico.
01:16:05I want it to be something that you hear when.
01:16:05NO, NO, NO.
01:16:06Queுante los zapatos, el cartón no quedan aquí.
01:16:08You keep the one you have to...
01:16:09Expect them to give you the cure, whatever they...
01:16:09I was able to get them and here I am, yes.
01:16:11All.
01:16:15When I'm finished, leave me alone.
01:16:16That the gentleman is going to give the...
01:16:17Turn it over.
01:16:18Put it back.
01:16:20If I can't, we'll submit it.
01:16:22I know it's better this way, but United.
01:16:22Bredante la piedra, wait, I'm also one-armed under the hotel.
01:16:25Or what?
01:16:26Could you please tell me your name?
01:16:27My name, yes sir, is Jesus Garcia.
01:16:29Jesus Garcia.
01:16:30Jesus Garcia, yes sir.
01:16:31Okay, put your shoes on.
01:16:32No, I don't wear these shoes.
01:16:33Either they give me new ones or I certainly won't.
01:16:35Jesus, a shoe.
01:16:37Go slowly, ma'am, please, take it easy.
01:16:39My shoes don't redden.
01:16:40Tell me about the equity card, please.
01:16:42Yes, one million three hundred thirty-five thousand nine hundred three.
01:16:45Because he hasn't bought these gloves like crazy around here.
01:16:47But if that sign is there, you must put it on yourself, even if you look up.
01:16:50Excuse me, but there's another one at the beginning of the avenue.
01:16:52There's another one up there.
01:16:54I'm coming down the avenue.
01:16:55Well, but anyway, you understand, you don't know...
01:16:58I don't understand, no sir.
01:16:59I'm going to buy it.
01:17:00But please don't get upset.
01:17:01I'm not talking about it.
01:17:02Please, please.
01:17:03People, because he told them...
01:17:04I can't speak like...
01:17:06People, because he told them...
01:17:07There are countless ones, as this is a residential area.
01:17:09Down there once was...
01:17:11Well, things are moving very quickly here, because that's why it's been done...
01:17:15They ran over two elderly people, huh?
01:17:16They ran over two elderly people.
01:17:16I'm not trying to run anyone over.
01:17:18No, man, logically nobody does it.
01:17:20It's because he told her about the feet.
01:17:21They really mess it up, man.
01:17:23No, they don't smell to me anymore.
01:17:25I'm going to stand there with this, because maybe...
01:17:27They don't smell me because I'm going to tell you...
01:17:30Just a few days ago...
01:17:31Well, shut up.
01:17:32...I washed it with Peuset, that's it...
01:17:34Yeah.
01:17:34...and that's not even...
01:17:35It's an antioxidant...
01:17:37...anti-odorant and anti-odor.
01:17:38Because?
01:17:39Let's nationalize the Peugeot.
01:17:40Pay attention to yourself for a day.
01:17:41Yes, we experience those misfortunes a lot, and the same thing happens to me.
01:17:43Yes, I did that precisely because they smelled me.
01:17:45But they don't smell to me.
01:17:46A vote of no confidence for Peugeot.
01:17:49Well, please, take responsibility.
01:17:51Yes, we'll take care of it.
01:17:52I haven't scared anyone.
01:17:57Well, don't worry, we'll see you.
01:18:01Let's see how it goes...
01:18:02I'm not going to turn off your speed weight.
01:18:04So, his feet are flying off...
01:18:05I have to put it in the navy, sir, please.
01:18:07Okay, move along.
01:18:08From here on out, okay?
01:18:09Well, I'm grateful that this happened to me so I could slow down.
01:18:12Okay, okay.
01:18:13Can't.
01:18:14Well, that goes too.
01:18:15Okay, thank you very much.
01:18:16Bye bye.
01:18:16God is good and kind.
01:18:18Go slowly, go slowly, okay?
01:18:21And now we're going to show you the last diagram,
01:18:24which is, for the time being, another load of nonsense, like all of them.
01:18:28those who have been witnessing for an hour in this room.
01:18:32Don't leave me.
01:18:33Do you remember this scene from the movie?
01:18:36Is everyone good?
01:18:38So we decided to bring out the lion
01:18:40and replace it with something more settled.
01:18:43Let's see if they're right, which I doubt, I really doubt.
01:18:47Ladies and gentlemen members of parliament,
01:18:49Ladies and gentlemen members of parliament,
01:18:51What is it about?
01:18:59Please, no, no, come in, come in.
01:19:01No, please, if not, no, no, it doesn't matter, come in, for God's sake,
01:19:04Don't worry, sorry, no, no, no, for God's sake, no, come in.
01:19:08Don't worry, it's just that no, no, it's all there, it's all there.
01:19:13They're going to kick us out of here, you know, please.
01:19:16My Lord God, whatever the kind of death may be
01:19:18that he wants to be with me through all his bitterness, sorrows, and pains,
01:19:21Please, brother, if you don't mind.
01:19:24It's a wake; it's my uncle Damian who died here in the...
01:19:52Forgive me, brother, if you have any need to relieve your grief,
01:19:56Well, if he's doing me a favor, he can put it there, just for him, thank you very much.
01:19:59When you're missing my move, warn me about my career,
01:20:04Sister, please,
01:20:06in this world is nearing its end, to summarize and achieve,
01:20:09You have compassion for me, that's why.
01:20:11Let's sing, let's sing for him, nothing more.
01:20:20A wake, the gentleman here is dead.
01:20:27Every body present, every body present.
01:20:30Damian, yes, very well known here in the retreat.
01:20:39Have you seen how it turned out?
01:20:41The truth is that I find, I don't know, you might say that...
01:20:44I'm sorry if I'm offended, but I find it all inexplicable.
01:20:48Are you dying? Listen, I'm going to die now.
01:20:50No, I don't have to die, unfortunately.
01:20:51I don't have to die, but...
01:20:52No, that way I made you regret it.
01:20:55What happened?
01:20:55When was this?
01:20:56This morning, I didn't go to that jovio,
01:20:58and he was like a father to me.
01:21:00Was this man a father?
01:21:01No, like my father.
01:21:02My father died like that too.
01:21:05From graceful to horrifying.
01:21:06Is it possible to get from here to a medical center in the afternoon?
01:21:09The city council has not allowed it,
01:21:10And I have to stay here, because no...
01:21:12Of course, the...
01:21:12Yes, that's why.
01:21:14That's why.
01:21:15That's why.
01:21:15We are operating through...
01:21:18Yes, I see it's in your box.
01:21:20And the swearing-in ceremony has arrived, and so on.
01:21:22I don't know.
01:21:23A case of...
01:21:25How funny, huh.
01:21:26Nothing, yes, yes, I'm sorry.
01:21:27How funny.
01:21:28How funny.
01:21:31The genre of death I want to be scared of
01:21:33with all its bitterness, sorrows, and pains,
01:21:35I accept it from now on, from your hand.
01:21:37With spirit, calm and cheerful.
01:21:40Oh, most merciful Jesus, lover of bitterness.
01:21:45No, not at all, please.
01:21:47No, don't worry.
01:21:48Nothing, nothing.
01:21:49Please, you can too, if you want.
01:21:51Come.
01:21:51Vaní per sempre
01:21:54my insomnia
01:21:56D'amore
01:21:58Flora genita
01:22:01In your hatred, in your hatred, in your hatred
01:22:31Vanille, semriso, mio amio
01:22:35D'amore, l'oracollito
01:22:40E' muio, ya disperato
01:22:45E' muio, ya disperato
01:22:51Just a moment
01:22:53Love, my love
01:22:57And I sing
01:23:00Brito, you fool.
01:23:06Yes, yes, it's downstairs
01:23:07Do you want to go down and see him?
01:23:08Yes, let's see.
01:23:09They can come down, it's just that there hasn't been a chance to take him home or anything
01:23:12The town hall is leaving us.
01:23:13He has died here, if he has died
01:23:16We are waiting
01:23:17Yes, let's see.
01:23:19His four animals in the midst of the elders
01:23:21The lamb had a purple color.
01:23:23It had seven horns and seven eyes with the seven spirits
01:23:27What can you do if you want to?
01:23:29In other words, to make the need arise.
01:23:30No, no, no, no
01:23:36I share that feeling, eh
01:23:38Many of the things in life that have to be
01:23:40I'm from Segovia too, and I open a lot of Segovia.
01:23:43So, anyway
01:23:43Well, nothing, nothing at all
01:23:44Nothing, I repeat, eh
01:23:45I am grateful
01:23:47Why did Jesus intimidate him?
01:23:49Lover of souls
01:23:49I love you for the lady
01:23:51Why are you missing me?
01:23:54What makes you miss the town, huh?
01:23:56Well, maybe it's an attack of catharsis.
01:23:59It could be an attack of catharsis
01:24:03Ma'am, please, you left there
01:24:05Because this man is
01:24:07In other words, it's
01:24:08It's probably a cathartic attack
01:24:12No, but it's definitely a cathartic attack
01:24:14Or something like that
01:24:20I'm not saying you guys are joking, you know.
01:24:22Yes sir
01:24:22Call a doctor
01:24:23Or if there are any around
01:24:25A doctor
01:24:25Could you please call a doctor?
01:24:28Let's see, you
01:24:32You tell yourself it's a cathartic attack
01:24:34No, but a doctor, followed, followed
01:24:37Let's see, anywhere.
01:24:42Give your phone a quick polish.
01:24:44Mister
01:24:53Mister
01:24:54My Lord God
01:24:54Whatever the type of death
01:24:56That I want to be with you
01:24:56With all its bitterness, sorrows, and pains
01:24:59I accept it from now on
01:25:00From your hand
01:25:01With a calm and cheerful spirit
01:25:04If I've placed
01:25:05No, yes, I hope so
01:25:06Well, exactly
01:25:08Perfect.
01:25:08We can already see your friend
01:25:09And a doctor has already said
01:25:10Let him come here
01:25:11That it is convenient for it to be
01:25:12No, let's see, let's see
01:25:13Let's see if
01:25:14Well
01:25:14God willing
01:25:16God willing
01:25:17God willing
01:25:18Oh, what can I give her?
01:25:21Oh, how awful!
01:25:22Jesus
01:25:22We have already notified the doctor
01:25:23Well, you don't know how grateful I am.
01:25:24I'm not going to give it to you
01:25:25For God's sake, nothing, listen
01:25:45Thank God we've reached the end of the movie. At the beginning, gentlemen, I could
01:25:49I promised, and I did promise, that you were going to have a blast, so no matter what the bad guys say.
01:25:56languages I fulfill thanks to everyone for everything
01:26:03The works that people give, others come and go, the continuous life goes on.
01:26:19Few are true friends; how many will love you when you succeed, and you will understand when you fail.
01:26:32The good ones stay, the rest leave.
01:26:37There is always a reason to live and a reason to fight
01:26:46There is always someone to suffer for and someone to love.
01:26:54In the end, the works that people give are gone, others come and go, life goes on as usual.
01:27:24There is always a reason to live and a reason to fight
01:27:33There's always something to fight for
01:27:36There is always a reason to suffer and someone to love.
01:27:41In the end, the works that people give are gone, others come and go, life goes on as usual.
01:27:55In the end, the works that people give leave.
01:28:01In the end, the works that people give are gone, others come and go, life goes on as usual.
01:28:10and
01:28:13and
01:28:14and
01:28:15and
01:28:15and
01:28:15and
01:28:15and
01:28:16and
01:28:17and
01:28:19and
01:28:20and
01:28:21and
01:28:23and
01:28:23and
01:28:23and
01:28:23and
01:28:23and
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