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I never meant to fall for my fake husband in PRETEND THAT YOU LOVE ME
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00:18hello what can i get for you hey i'll have the smash burger and just a cup of black coffee
00:25perfect my name is delilah let me know if you need anything else okay
00:30yeah my name is george okay i'll be back with your meal
00:40check for you whenever you're ready
00:44oh no um oh let me guess no money i just think i left my wallet at home starving doctor
00:54um yeah i'm just down on my luck don't worry about it i'll cover you this time okay
01:01really look i'll pay you back i promise just get out of here
01:07go okay maybe there still are some good women after all
01:18nothing nothing what do you mean she gets nothing she signed a prenup she's entitled to nothing
01:25let me see that
01:30this looks like a marriage license
01:33you told me i was signing our marriage certificate
01:38you should have read the fine print
01:41you tricked her shame on you okay can we go i have a nail appointment
01:45a whore you do however get child support wait what i'm sorry that's the law
01:55fuck
02:06andy you're having an affair with your secretary i want a divorce i think it's time you find your own
02:12place it's fine i want a divorce i'm a horrible mother
02:18you
02:48My sketches?
02:49Andy, you told me that you would show those to the design department.
02:52Delilah, you're a housewife.
02:54You're not a designer.
03:02Perfect.
03:06Roland, there's another leak in the ceiling.
03:32I'm getting bored. I want to go lie down.
03:34Sure. I'll keep an eye on things.
03:44What the fuck?
03:46You need to get out of my room.
03:47I said you need to get out of my room.
03:53Everyone out.
03:55This is my house. This is my life.
03:57So get out.
03:59Get everyone the fuck out of here now.
04:01All right, people. Party's over.
04:03Let's go. Party's over.
04:06Party's over.
04:07Party's over.
04:09Party's over.
04:10Party's over.
04:14Party's over.
04:25Party's over.
04:26Party's over.
04:27Party's over.
04:27Party's over.
04:27Party's over.
04:29Party's over.
04:30Party's over.
04:31Party's over.
04:32Party's over.
04:33Party's over.
04:34Party's over.
04:35Party's over.
04:35Party's over.
04:36Party's over.
04:38hey george welcome back hey this is the money that i owe you
04:47what can i get for you i'll take a black coffee coffee yeah sure
04:53get back with that okay
04:58let me guess acting not going so well i've hit a bit of a dry patch yeah
05:07i don't believe in love fine i want a divorce did you hear him i ruined my son your son
05:14is
05:15fantastic but benji needs to be in love if he's ever gonna find himself just try to keep your heart
05:20open if not for yourself or benji i think i have an idea okay what is that i want to
05:28hire you
05:30you wanna hire me to pretend to be in love with me an acting gig i really want my son
05:37to see what it
05:39to love me you know a happy couple oh um yeah i cannot pay you much but it seems like
05:50you need the
05:50money what do you say
05:58deal deal
06:10come on two more last one okay good work yeah hey can i tell you something well that's never
06:20good you ready as ready as i could be i'm gonna be an actor you what look some waitress someone
06:30needed my help and i agreed you realize you're a famous billionaire right yeah she doesn't know that
06:37part yet but um look man she's super sweet and she um and she wants to show her son that
06:44love is real
06:46totally normal request look man i just need something something different you know i can't
06:52do this anymore i'm just sick of this lifestyle and just feel so empty okay so let me get this
06:58straight you got hired to pretend to be some waitress's boyfriend yeah okay crazy things have
07:05happened i got your back boss thanks you know and you'll see she's great whatever you say boss
07:12another set okay oh my god why you agree to pay the bills is beyond me sharon no idea what
07:22you're doing
07:23i'm going to do this oh no let's do it's not good urgent child support
07:41last notice of child support must pay we'll not be paying that
08:03oh no no no no hello delilah you look quite nice tonight
08:23why thank you george you look quite nice as well
08:34why thank you george you look quite nice too can i offer you something to drink no thank you i'm
08:48fine
08:52i'm fine
08:54this is going to be great
08:58okay
09:00come on benji come on you can do it benji come on
09:07hit the ball for once come on benji hit the ball for once let's go benji
09:13doing great hey tommy hey tommy hey delilah
09:19looking good as always
09:25nice for that dribble nice
09:29oh my god that's him
09:42that's who that's who uh the guy that i hired to pretend to be my boyfriend delilah what are you
09:49talking about
09:51he's coming over what are you talking about hey george hey delilah
10:01oh for christ's sake man up boy
10:05don't say that oh my god can i go i'm so bored for
10:09fuck's sake thank god i have a mini paddy
10:12come on let's get out of here
10:14you don't want to say hi to him
10:16no
10:18it's a little harsh to say to your kid
10:20who the fuck are you i'm george i'm delilah's new boyfriend
10:26delilah's new boyfriend
10:29yes yeah we are dating what do they run out of pizza boys hun
10:36he's an actor oh he's an actor that makes it even better wow you are such a riot delilah just
10:43when i thought you couldn't get any dumber you proved me wrong what's that fun
10:50nothing we gotta get out of here wish you two the best
10:56hey asshole where's the child support
11:02don't worry booby i'll handle it you just focus on making the ka-ching
11:09i think i just wanted my mouth all right i think i'm gonna get going but um i'll see you
11:14tomorrow
11:14for the date right yes yes yes our date
11:20see ma
11:25girl you better tell me everything now
11:36no no no no you're not supposed to do that i'm a starving artist they have lint on their shirts
11:40i still think this is a harebrained idea you know this is the first time in my life
11:46where i can be a normal person nobody after my money or my status or what i can do for
11:51them
11:53delilah doesn't want anything from me she just wants me to play a role i do have to say it's
11:59nice to
12:00see you smile again yeah it's gonna be nice you'll see and you should take the night off take janice
12:11out
12:11of dinner on me hell no boss i'm keeping an eye on you from a distance no it'll be fine
12:17nobody will
12:18know who i am that may be the case but you're still one of the richest men in the world
12:22and i ain't taking
12:23any chances do not follow me yes boss later
12:42hey how are you i'm george i'm benji
12:49well hello hello hello there how are you i am very excited about our date i am looking forward to
12:57our date as well won't you come in ah yes thank you
13:10oh my oh bad plumbing is making the roof leak we have a lousy landlord ah but you look quite
13:21nice
13:21tonight why thank you george you look quite nice as well why are you guys acting so weird hi i'm
13:32roland
13:33the babysitter the babysitter i think it's time for you to get going yes yes um yeah what if yeah
13:40that was so strange i know
13:48well that didn't go too well yeah no academy award for us maybe we should practice that sounds good yeah
14:02uh so what are you gonna do for the next couple hours while we're on our supposed date
14:10yeah probably go eat i hear there's a nice italian restaurant around the corner yeah it's pretty good
14:15what are you gonna do uh same probably grab a bite to eat maybe hit a bookstore
14:23well that's just silly i mean why don't we go together sure sounds good okay
14:39so tell me why wedding dresses well ever since i was a little girl i always wanted to wear the
14:47dress
14:48be the bride yeah have my happy ending
14:53and then i eloped with andy and uh he had an affair
15:02then we got a divorce and now of course he hasn't paid a dime of child support my roof is
15:08leaking
15:09um my car is useless and i work in a diner
15:17so best laid plans i guess you know you should call my attorney friend he's helped me with some
15:25things in the past i think i can help you with this child support issue i would tell him that
15:30you're
15:30a friend of mine thank you yeah of course i will
15:38you should probably get back from our date soon and split the bill yeah sure um split the bill
15:49check please
15:59hey bernard this is justin you're gonna be getting a call from a woman named delilah james long story
16:06short her ex is a piece of shit he won't pay child support and he works at the style but
16:11i can't fire
16:12him unless he might sue or he might figure out who i am so the least i can do is
16:17try to help get some
16:18money back from this douchebag from her and she can't know who i am she thinks my name is george
16:23thanks man
16:28hey do you know yes boss let's buy delilah's building let's fix the roof on it sure thing
16:36oh while you're at it if you can buy her car nothing too fancy though she's not that type of
16:41girl
16:42and keep everything anonymous you got it thank you
16:51what's going on someone about the building they're putting on a new roof
16:55what come on oh my god that's amazing right
16:59it's
17:11it's
17:12it's
17:12it's
17:12I don't know.
17:50I don't know.
18:13I shall grab water.
18:17I'll do it with that one.
18:20Oh, it's urgent.
18:32Oh, you are hereby ordered to appear before the Department of Child Services, delinquency
18:40of child support.
18:42Oh, you are hereby.
19:01Oh, you are hereby.
19:01Oh, you are hereby.
19:14I need you to follow Delilah James.
19:19What's your address?
19:21Find me some dirt.
19:23I need to blackmail her into dropping the child support nonsense.
19:26She's ruining my perfect life.
19:27Okay, ma'am.
19:29You got it.
19:31Yeah, and don't mess it up.
19:33Come on.
19:43I had a good time.
19:44Yeah, it was fun.
19:45We should, um, we should do it again sometime.
19:49I think we sounded really good, but we should practice some more, just in case.
19:55Sure.
19:56That'd be great.
19:58Well, good night.
20:01Good night.
20:20Delilah, look what they delivered for you.
20:23Wait, what?
20:23Who?
20:24A big truck came today and dropped it off, but when I asked, they gave me this to give
20:29to you.
20:29It says that you won the best neighbor's sweepstakes.
20:34I didn't enter any sweepstakes.
20:38Did you enter some kind of contest?
20:40Not any that I know of.
20:44Oh, don't look at me.
20:45Look, it's got your name on it.
20:48Oh, my God.
20:50It really does say that car belongs to me.
20:54They gave me this to you as well.
20:56What?
20:59I guess my look is finally changing.
21:08What's 10 minus 4?
21:11You know the answer to that.
21:13Dang.
21:18Oh, shoot.
21:20I left my phone in my bedroom.
21:21George, can you get it for me?
21:23Well, I'm just going to call.
21:24Yeah, sure.
21:25No problem.
21:27Thanks.
21:29Thanks.
21:56Mission accomplished.
21:58He's asleep.
22:04What?
22:07Nothing.
22:08I just, um, I think that we should practice.
22:13Let's do the mirror exercise.
22:16Sure.
22:33I think that we should practice kissing.
22:39I think that we should practice kissing.
22:45I think that would be a good idea.
23:04I think that would be a good idea.
23:14I think that would be a good idea.
23:16Oh.
23:17Oh.
23:18Oh.
23:21Oh.
23:22Oh.
23:23Oh.
23:24Oh.
23:30Oh.
23:58Oh, my God, George, wake up!
23:59What?
24:01Benji's gonna be up in five minutes, wait.
24:04Oh, okay, yeah.
24:05Come on.
24:05Okay.
24:06Okay, just go up front and pretend that you're just surviving and you're gonna take Benji
24:11to school.
24:12Okay.
24:15Just go.
24:16Okay, okay.
24:17Go, go, go, go.
24:26Come on, finish up, we're gonna be late.
24:27I don't wanna eat this.
24:32Grab your bag, come on, we're gonna go.
24:34Okay.
24:39Hurry, let's go.
24:40Okay.
24:45Hey.
24:47Hi.
24:58So, tell me something good, what'd you get?
25:00I'm sorry, ma'am.
25:01I ain't got nothing.
25:03That woman, she's clean and just boring.
25:06That guy is like he doesn't even exist.
25:08Zip, zilch, nada.
25:12How is that possible?
25:14Don't shrug me.
25:15Oh, that what?
25:19Damn it.
25:20How dare she.
25:21My boobie owes her a lot of money.
25:23Money that could be spent on me.
25:27Us.
25:30Okay, this is what I want you to do.
25:32Get rid of them.
25:33If they don't exist, then he has enough to pay child support.
25:37And all the money goes to me.
25:40I mean us.
25:42Let me get this straight.
25:45What you're asking me is to, you know, you want me to...
25:48Ow!
25:49Damn it!
25:50Don't say it out loud.
25:51It gives me the creeps.
25:52What?
25:53You gotta...
25:53I mean...
25:54Ow!
25:55Alright, alright.
25:56I'll handle it.
25:57I'll do it.
25:58Excellent.
25:59Consider it done.
26:01Good.
26:03Let me know when you finish.
26:05Also, I need the keys from an apartment.
26:07Bye.
26:21There we go.
26:29We're fucked.
26:30Aw, come on, Rev!
26:31Give us a break!
26:32Hey, that was a foul!
26:35No.
26:36No, honey.
26:38Oh, shit.
26:39Oh, my God.
26:40Hang on.
26:41Off.
26:42Who the fuck does this guy think he is?
26:45What is he doing?
26:46Your kid's a bitch.
26:48Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, bud.
26:50Everything alright?
26:51No.
26:53What's wrong?
26:54My ankle.
26:55You sure it's your ankle?
26:57I can't do it.
26:58What is he saying?
27:00No idea.
27:01Oh, for the love of...
27:05Listen, we all believe that you can do it.
27:08You just need to believe that you can.
27:10Look at me.
27:12Rev, can we have a second?
27:15Hey, hey, look at me.
27:17You can do this.
27:19And I know that you taking this penalty kick is a big deal.
27:22And it is.
27:24But messy misses sometimes.
27:26You know?
27:28And it's not about whether you miss it or you make it.
27:31It's about you having the courage to try.
27:35And look, we are both proud of you.
27:38Whether you make it or not.
27:40Yes.
27:41Yeah.
27:43You ready?
27:44Yeah.
27:45Ah.
27:46There you go.
27:48And look, we believe in you, but you need to believe in yourself, okay?
27:51Everything will work out.
27:52I promise.
27:53Okay.
27:54Alright, buddy.
27:58I can do it.
28:03Come on, Ben.
28:04Come on, son.
28:05You can do it.
28:06Shoot it for Christ's sake.
28:08Oh, God.
28:10I can do it.
28:11I can do it.
28:11I can do it.
28:13I can do it.
28:22Oh, my God!
28:25Jesus, my God!
28:25Jesus, my God!
28:26Jesus, my God!
28:28Oh, my God!
28:30Okay, Booby, let's go.
28:31I have a hair appointment.
28:32Hey, Dee, I wanted to ask you something.
28:35Yeah.
28:35My, uh, company is opening up a hair branch.
28:38And, uh, there's going to be a big party next week.
28:41and I was really hoping you'd be able to come along.
28:44Thank you, Tony.
28:45I'm actually with him now, so...
28:50With him?
28:51Yeah.
28:52You're serious?
28:54Yeah, Tony, I'm serious.
28:56This guy's just some two-bit actor.
28:58You see him out there acting on the field?
29:00Pretending to help Benji?
29:05I didn't know you were such a slut.
29:07Hey!
29:10Get your own kid, you freak.
29:12Let's go.
29:14Um, I'm hard now.
29:16Ew.
29:17Okay, can we go?
29:18Let's go.
29:18Come on, let's go.
29:19I can't.
29:19I really...
29:38Hey, boss.
29:39I'm about to heat you up some soup.
29:40Dino, Dino, Dino.
29:41Man, women are nothing but trouble.
29:46You know, they think they know what they want, then they get what they want, and that actually
29:51is not even what they wanted.
29:53And women are trouble.
29:54That's the bottom line.
29:56That's what I'm trying to say here.
29:57I'm sorry, man.
29:59No, it's fine.
30:01Dino, you should go home.
30:03Straight to your wife, because you got a good one.
30:07Yes, sir.
30:07You should cherish her.
30:09Yes, sir.
30:10Yeah.
30:15It's a guy I could want.
30:28I don't know.
30:58There's nothing in here.
31:09Oh, good job.
31:30Here.
31:40Tell me, what you got?
31:43I couldn't finish the job, ma'am. I'm sorry.
31:45He had some goon there. He came out of nowhere.
31:49What?
31:52They've seen my face.
31:54I gotta have to lay low for a while.
31:55You idiot!
31:57I told you to do one thing!
31:59Get out!
32:01I'm sure you have to do everything on mail!
32:03Are you sort of saw a picture guy once?
32:04Idiot.
32:12Hey, sexy.
32:14Hey.
32:14What is it?
32:16What's wrong?
32:19Okay.
32:20I have to show you something.
32:22You can't laugh, okay?
32:24What?
32:25Of course.
32:27Anything for you, Boopy.
32:32What?
32:34Cher, they're...
32:35They're actually amazing.
32:36So you'll pitch it?
32:38Of course.
32:40Yeah.
32:41Yeah, I will.
32:42Thank you, Boopy.
32:45Wow.
32:46Incredible.
32:48It's not looking good.
32:52I'm sorry.
33:04I'm sorry.
33:08Yes, sir.
33:09I'm sorry.
33:13As you've said hello to me, Boopy.
33:14Thank you, Boopy.
33:14I'll round the back.
33:14I brought you up to the different eighties.
33:15I'll round my head with you.
33:15I'm sorry to use you on the whole class.
33:15I'll round the back.
33:15The three other four-packed in the world.
33:15I'm sorry.
33:15I'm sorry.
33:15I'm sorry.
33:16You're watching my head with me,
33:21Boopie. Mama's in the mood. Boopie. Mama wants some lovey-dovey.
33:40Boopie.
33:44Boopie.
33:46Boopie.
33:49Boopie.
34:12George, please call me. I'm so sorry about the other night.
34:32George, please don't let this affect our friendship. Benji misses you. I miss you. Call me.
34:45Okay.
34:58Fine. Around 7 o'clock. This better be important.
35:09Listen. I really need to talk with you. Can we get a coffee? Just a coffee.
35:18Okay. Slam dunking coffee at noon tomorrow. See you then.
35:29Uh, hey, Dino. Yes, boss.
35:32Hey, can you do me a solid? Can you follow Delilah? She's been acting a little strange.
35:37I kind of want to just know what's up. Consider it done.
35:45So what is this about?
35:48Well, let's just enjoy our drinks for a bit.
35:51No.
35:55I've been thinking about us.
35:58Us?
36:00There is no us.
36:02But there is. There could be.
36:07When I saw you with that guy at the Little League game, I knew I made a big mistake.
36:13We're a family.
36:16We're the perfect family.
36:18You've got to be kidding me.
36:23How dare you?
36:29How dare you?
36:31Share it, Boopie.
36:33This was not my idea.
36:35You're lying.
36:36You're trying to steal my man.
36:38I already told you.
36:39He's mine, you slut.
36:41Tell her.
36:42This was your idea.
36:43He wants us to get back together.
36:45Oh.
36:46I don't know what you're talking about.
36:48Uh, Sharon.
36:49She begged me to meet her.
36:50She said it was an emergency.
36:52Something about Benji.
36:53You coward.
36:55Well, she grabbed my hand.
36:57She was begging me.
36:58It was pathetic.
37:00Okay.
37:09Take that, you slut.
37:11I cannot believe that I agreed to have dinner with you.
37:15You're a worm.
37:17And you're fucking crazy.
37:20And this man does not pay his child support.
37:29I'm poopy.
37:30Don't even start.
37:31What the hell is this?
37:33You're embarrassing me.
37:34It's disgusting.
37:34Let's go.
37:35Let's go.
37:36Come on.
37:43Hey.
37:46Hey.
37:47Thank you for meeting with me.
37:49I'm happy to see you.
37:53Yeah.
37:53What do you want, Delilah?
37:56I've been thinking about us, about our conversation the other week and what you said.
38:07Look, I was wrong.
38:10I-
38:11What I said was wrong and I made a mistake.
38:14And I was confused.
38:16What do you mean you were confused?
38:18How was dinner last night?
38:21With Andy.
38:23What?
38:24I said, how was dinner last night with Andy?
38:28How do you know about that?
38:29Ah.
38:31So you did have dinner with him.
38:33And you held hands.
38:35How romantic.
38:37Oh my God.
38:38Did you have me followed?
38:39You're not even denying it.
38:41Oh, God.
38:43I had dinner with Andy last night because he asked to talk about Benji.
38:47Yeah.
38:48And then he grabbed my hand and then his girlfriend threw wine in my face.
38:53Right.
38:54Yeah, right.
38:55And then I went home and I did some soul searching and I realized that I have feelings for you.
39:00And now I realized I was wrong.
39:03You're just an asshole.
39:07You're just a lonely woman.
39:10Who's shut down and has to pay somebody to even pretend to-
39:24Christ.
39:36Can I ask you a personal question?
39:40Well, I guess that depends on what the question is.
39:43Where's George?
39:46George.
39:47You heard me.
39:48Where's George?
39:49George.
39:50Um.
39:52Did anyone have a fight?
39:54Well.
39:56They didn't break up.
40:05Sometimes grown-ups, they have to make decisions.
40:11Well, it's okay.
40:12She broke up.
40:13Don't worry about it.
40:16You can be used to it.
40:18I'm sorry, Benji.
40:21I really am.
40:36What's in your car, George?
40:45Thank you for meeting with me.
40:47Yeah, I was surprised that you called.
40:50Um.
40:51Are you here alone?
40:52Yeah.
40:52It's the guy.
40:53Mom's a rocker.
40:54Won't fall asleep on the couch.
40:56He does it every time.
40:57Don't tell mom.
40:59Okay.
41:00I want to talk about mom.
41:04Look, Benji.
41:04I don't think that there's much to talk about there.
41:07Mom has been super sad.
41:10And I'm sorry to hear about that.
41:12You know she loves you, right?
41:15Wait, what?
41:16I can tell.
41:19Benji, it's not what you think.
41:20Look.
41:23Your mom hired me to-
41:25I know you've been pretending.
41:26What?
41:27I know you've been pretending that you love each other,
41:29so mom can show you how it is to be a happy couple.
41:33Listen, I mean be a kid, but I'm not stupid.
41:35But-
41:36And you love her too.
41:37But there's-
41:37So I'd like the two of you to establish shenanigans
41:39and please get back together.
41:42Deal?
41:46Deal.
41:50Delilah, Delilah, Delilah!
41:52What?
41:52What?
41:53I'm-
41:53A friend of a friend of an ex
41:55had the two sets of tickets to the Le Couture fashion style show
41:58and he couldn't use them and get them to me.
42:02What?
42:03Wait, that is like huge.
42:05Anyone is going to be at that fashion show.
42:08How are you?
42:10Let's just say the relationship didn't go well.
42:12And guilt, baby guilt.
42:17And guess who's going to be my date?
42:19Who?
42:19What?
42:20You silly!
42:21What?
42:21Yeah!
42:24Wait, those are my designs.
42:30What?
42:31Those look exactly like my dresses.
42:33See?
42:34Oh my God, they do!
42:37We have to go.
42:40We have to go.
43:05There they are.
43:09Ladies and gentlemen, before we end this magical show, we have a very special treat.
43:15Today, after years of secrecy, Le Style Couture will finally reveal its company's owner, founder, and primary designer.
43:24Oh my God.
43:27We're fucked.
43:30Oh my God.
43:31Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for none other than Justin Fitzgerald!
43:48Isn't that...
43:49Yes.
43:52Judge.
43:58Did you know about that?
43:59Yup.
44:00He gave me the tickets.
44:01But how could you keep this a secret from me?
44:04Did you know about that?
44:06Yup.
44:06He gave me the tickets.
44:07But how could you keep this a secret from me?
44:10Not a secret, Milo.
44:11A surprise.
44:12He killed.
44:13He killed.
44:15Wow.
44:15I feel like a weight has been lifted from my shoulders.
44:20You know, they say that the truth will set you free.
44:23Oh my God.
44:25Well, I feel like I've been free for the first time in so many years.
44:30And the truth is, I've fallen deeply in love.
44:36With Delilah James.
44:40The greatest and latest design discovery and the love of my life.
44:46Holy fuck.
44:48Damn it.
44:50This isn't fair.
44:51So on this magnificent day, it is my greatest pleasure to introduce our premiere line of showing of wedding dresses
44:57designed by my love, Delilah.
45:10My most wonderful fluke.
45:15I have been with Derek.
45:24I've been with Delilah.
45:25I've been with Hello too.
45:27I've been with Delilah James.
45:28Your
45:34C'mon and I.
45:35we end tonight's festivities i do have one more important thing to say and it is very important
45:47oh but before we end tonight's festivities i do have one more important thing to say
45:52and it is very important
45:57delilah would you mind coming up to join me
46:23will you please do me the honor and be my wife
46:36will you please do me the honor and be my wife
46:44yes what yes you will i will
47:06the clothing was disgusting
47:08terror andy james you are under arrest for delinquency of child support and contempt of
47:12court sharon schwartz you are under arrest for attempted murder
47:17no booby booby make it stop no no booby booby make it stop oh shut up
47:28i now pronounce you husband and wife
47:32once upon a time i thought life was about finding love but in the end i learned it's not just
47:38about
47:38finding love but loving yourself the truth and your joy proving that sometimes the best things come from
47:47the most unexpected beginnings
47:49you
47:50so
47:51you
47:51you
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