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The Taming Game
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00:00:00.
00:00:12Chase.
00:00:13Best friend.
00:00:15The soldier finally grants himself leave from the battlefield.
00:00:20What do you want, Leo?
00:00:24You got to chase your dream.
00:00:26I got to run your father's company and keep the old man off your back.
00:00:31You owe me big.
00:00:32Now, I have a problem.
00:00:36One that requires your very particular set of skills.
00:00:41Just give me a name.
00:00:44Luna.
00:00:49As in your cute little sister, Luna.
00:00:54And she's not cute.
00:00:56She's a wild animal.
00:00:58A walking liability.
00:00:59Last week, she tried to burn down her college's chemistry lab.
00:01:02So you want me to babysit?
00:01:03I need someone to rein her in.
00:01:08Alright.
00:01:09What's she up to right now?
00:01:11The usual, I'm afraid.
00:01:14Chaos.
00:01:27Damn fucking cheater.
00:01:28Luna, Luna, Luna.
00:01:29What the fuck are you doing?
00:01:30Oh, what am I doing here?
00:01:31Way to kill Dubai, babe.
00:01:33He dumped you.
00:01:35He just hasn't, you know, pressed in yet.
00:01:36Oh, holy.
00:01:38You're not even his lock screen.
00:01:40I found these in my DMs.
00:01:42Yeah, videos on his laptop, too.
00:01:46Situationships galore.
00:01:48You slimy little freak.
00:01:49You been keeping a roster behind my back?
00:01:51Okay, we can talk about that.
00:01:52I can explain.
00:01:53Oh, you can explain.
00:01:53Yeah, we can explain.
00:01:56Okay, they were just side pieces.
00:01:58Oh, they were just side pieces.
00:01:59Psycho bitches.
00:01:59What the fuck?
00:02:00Oh, really?
00:02:01Okay.
00:02:02You like that?
00:02:16That bitch Luna attacked Leon.
00:02:18These boys just went in.
00:02:19She is so dead.
00:02:24You guys think you can humiliate me, yeah?
00:02:26How about we get some smutty pictures of you two?
00:02:28Even it out.
00:02:29Hey, get your hands off her, you piece of shit.
00:02:32Hey, bitch, you were asking for it.
00:02:46Alright, party's over.
00:02:48Excuse me.
00:02:54The fuck?
00:02:55You better check yourself, G.I. Joe.
00:02:57You know who you're talking to?
00:03:03Are you Luna?
00:03:05Chase Landon?
00:03:06Leo's best friend?
00:03:07I thought you were off being all you can be in the army.
00:03:10I'm gonna leave.
00:03:11Hey, bro, I'm talking to you.
00:03:16Yeah, but you're being really rude.
00:03:18Gun!
00:03:18Gun, gun, gun!
00:03:23I've seen Tyler's your better grip strength.
00:03:25Now that is a man.
00:03:27I bet he'd wreck a girl in bed.
00:03:29Seriously, are you fat, horny?
00:03:31Listen, Junior.
00:03:32Why don't you put this back in Daddy's safe before you hurt yourself?
00:03:40We're leaving.
00:03:42Oh, okay, let me get this straight.
00:03:45My super important CEO brother's too busy to deal with his fuck-up sister, so he sent you.
00:03:52Yeah, I'm not going anywhere with you.
00:03:54You can tell Leo I'm a grown-ass woman!
00:03:56Put me down!
00:03:58Get out of here.
00:04:00Fucker!
00:04:04Oh my god!
00:04:06So you're always this problematic, or is tonight special?
00:04:09Me?
00:04:10I am the victim!
00:04:11That asshole was cheating on me with-
00:04:14Why am I even telling you this?
00:04:16That spineless guy was your boyfriend?
00:04:18You can do better.
00:04:20You don't get to judge who I date, you psycho!
00:04:22Now pull over!
00:04:23Mmm, no can do.
00:04:25Promise Leo that I would keep you out of trouble.
00:04:29You can't keep me anywhere, okay?
00:04:31I am not some problem to be managed!
00:04:33You void it out!
00:04:34Go for it!
00:04:35Hey, relax.
00:04:36Hey, the whole tough girl act is kind of cute, but...
00:04:39I still remember when you were following me around everywhere.
00:04:42And now look at you.
00:04:43All grown-up.
00:04:44Full-time problem.
00:04:47Drop me off, and I won't be your problem.
00:04:56Enough.
00:05:02You're staring at me, Luna.
00:05:05And you're not breathing.
00:05:08God, you're the worst!
00:05:10Smell like a locker room.
00:05:21He's not gonna kiss me, is he?
00:05:30Save?
00:05:32All better.
00:05:34What?
00:05:36This is kidnapping!
00:05:37More of a safety precaution.
00:05:39Relax.
00:05:40Enjoy the scenery.
00:05:42Or keep staring at me.
00:05:43I don't really mind.
00:05:46Okay.
00:05:47Please, you are not that hot, soldier boy.
00:05:52Just focus on the dark road.
00:06:02Wait, you're staying here?
00:06:05Leo's in Shanghai on business.
00:06:06He's gone for a month.
00:06:07Where you go, I go.
00:06:10You've gotta be fucking kidding me.
00:06:13Your brother froze your accounts.
00:06:14All of them.
00:06:15You're officially broke, kid.
00:06:17So, you can walk out that door, but you'll be sleeping in the gutter.
00:06:20Your call.
00:06:22So, what do I have to do to get my money back?
00:06:24Well, first, you can start by washing your face and changing your clothes.
00:06:28Like a trash panda that lost a bar fight.
00:06:41I was always in meetings, even when mom was dying in the hospital, and she's hated me ever since.
00:06:48But you were the only one she ever listened to.
00:06:51You've changed, kid.
00:06:52I barely even recognize you.
00:07:00I feel this way.
00:07:03I don't mind the pain.
00:07:07And I like to feel the shame of that.
00:07:13Clothes changed.
00:07:15Face washed.
00:07:16Cashew.
00:07:17No.
00:07:26A little excited there?
00:07:29What, aren't there any girls on base?
00:07:31No, it's just the last time I saw you, you were barely up to my chest, and now you...
00:07:35Huh?
00:07:36A chest?
00:07:37No.
00:07:39You're just grown up.
00:07:41And you don't need all that makeup.
00:07:44You look fine without it.
00:07:45Better than fine.
00:07:49Whatever, okay?
00:07:50The cash.
00:07:51Now I'm checking into a hotel.
00:07:56This is your hotel.
00:07:58Okay? You're not going anywhere.
00:08:00Give me money.
00:08:01I need to go buy things.
00:08:02I...
00:08:07Now I can't have you funding your own escape, princess.
00:08:10New rule.
00:08:11You need something.
00:08:12You ask me.
00:08:14I buy it.
00:08:16Seriously?
00:08:18So if I need...
00:08:20New bra?
00:08:22Or...
00:08:23Panties?
00:08:24You're gonna go to the lingerie store for me?
00:08:27Exactly.
00:08:28Think of it like a 24-7 concierge service with combat training.
00:08:34Until I trust you.
00:08:55You missed a spot, Captain.
00:09:00I'm going to bed.
00:09:04Sleep tight.
00:09:04We've got school at 0700.
00:09:13Cut me off.
00:09:14Think again, Black Ops Ken.
00:09:17Now where did you hide your wallet?
00:09:31Now that is a man.
00:09:33I bet he'd wreck a girl in bed.
00:09:37Focus.
00:09:38Little.
00:09:39Wallet.
00:09:39Find his wallet.
00:09:48It has to be here somewhere.
00:09:51Little Jane Clarkson.
00:09:53Did I just catch you with your hands in my pants?
00:10:08Oh my god.
00:10:09Put on a towel.
00:10:10Oh, come on.
00:10:10You were the one that came in to get an eyeful while I was showering.
00:10:13I was looking for your wallet.
00:10:15Come on.
00:10:16Don't carry one.
00:10:17No cash.
00:10:18No cards.
00:10:24Okay, so what?
00:10:25We just starve then?
00:10:27This town runs on land of money.
00:10:29I don't pay.
00:10:29My name does.
00:10:31Now go to bed.
00:10:33Seriously, you expect me to believe that?
00:10:35I don't care what you believe.
00:10:37Just do it in your room.
00:10:38Asleep.
00:10:44Make me.
00:10:47Copy that.
00:10:49Put me down.
00:10:50What are you doing?
00:10:53Someone's in a rush.
00:10:55What's wrong?
00:10:56Are you afraid of what happens if I stay?
00:10:59So high.
00:11:06Save it for the boys your own age, princess.
00:11:08And stay in your own bed.
00:11:10Unless you want to get handcuffed to it.
00:11:23Go to class.
00:11:24Bye.
00:11:29Told you.
00:11:30I go where you go.
00:11:32Told you.
00:11:33I go where you go.
00:11:34What?
00:11:35You're going to sit next to me and lecture?
00:11:36Follow me to the bathroom?
00:11:38Well, Leo told me about the chemistry lab fire.
00:11:41So I'm just here making sure that people are safe.
00:11:43From you.
00:11:44He told you...
00:11:46Of course he did.
00:11:47He's an asshole.
00:11:48You.
00:11:49Stay out of my classes.
00:11:51Okay?
00:11:51You don't know me.
00:11:52You so much as look at me and I'll make you regret it.
00:11:58Feisty.
00:11:59Dangerous?
00:12:00Hmm.
00:12:06Excuse me, what are you doing in my office?
00:12:07The advance.
00:12:10Chase Landon.
00:12:11Oh.
00:12:12Mr. Landon.
00:12:13Your family's generosity is the backbone of this university.
00:12:16Your family's trust chairs our board.
00:12:17What can I...
00:12:22Pina colada flavored.
00:12:25Interesting office supplies.
00:12:27That, uh...
00:12:29My wife and I sometimes meet here for lunch.
00:12:33Sure.
00:12:34What are we all the pleasure?
00:12:35Is...
00:12:36Is there an issue from the board?
00:12:39The board is fine.
00:12:40But I need a favor.
00:12:45Why are you looking at me like that?
00:12:47Didn't you just have your tongue down my ex's throat like 12 hours ago?
00:12:50Please.
00:12:51I took one for the team.
00:12:53We both know these trash now.
00:12:55So, did you take Army Daddy's Humvee for a test drive last night?
00:12:58I'm guessing he's packing way more than Liam's little lawnmower engine.
00:13:06I don't know.
00:13:08God.
00:13:09No.
00:13:09Chase Landon is just doing my brother's bidding.
00:13:11He's my jailer.
00:13:12Absolutely nothing is happening.
00:13:15Ooh.
00:13:15Inmate and guard?
00:13:17I feel like that's a category on some websites.
00:13:19Spicy.
00:13:22Careful, everyone.
00:13:24There's a walking fire hazard on the loose.
00:13:26The pick me energy is off the charts.
00:13:28It's getting pathetic.
00:13:30Meanwhile, you don't even have to try, Stella.
00:13:31Didn't her boyfriend dump her for like a million different girls?
00:13:36But it's okay.
00:13:37We get it.
00:13:38No one wants to date little miss.
00:13:39Burn it down.
00:13:42We both know who set that fire, Stella.
00:13:44And we both know why.
00:13:46I saw you in the lab.
00:13:48On your knees, blowing Dean Vance.
00:13:51I've kept quiet.
00:13:52For now.
00:13:54Move.
00:13:56Hey, Stella.
00:13:57Look.
00:13:58Is that the new substitute volleyball coach?
00:14:01That's not a snack.
00:14:02That's a whole buffet.
00:14:05You've got to be kidding me.
00:14:06Chase is coaching volleyball?
00:14:18Mom.
00:14:26Luna, you're not fooling anybody.
00:14:28What?
00:14:29I didn't.
00:14:29I've always wanted to...
00:14:31join a barbershop quartet.
00:14:33Well, straw hat shopping's gonna have to wait.
00:14:36Meet me on the court.
00:14:41Wait, did the new coach just ignore you and talk to...
00:14:44Luna?
00:14:45Luna Clarkson.
00:14:47You'll pay for this, you little freak.
00:14:49So, Mr. Army Daddy is suddenly coaching volleyball.
00:14:55Girl, you've got to admit, he is more than just your jailer.
00:14:58That is literally all he is.
00:15:00He's basically like Leo's trained Doberman.
00:15:06Speaking of dogs, kinda looks like a bitch got to your shirt.
00:15:15Stella.
00:15:16All right.
00:15:17Today, I'm gonna teach you guys how to properly spike a volleyball.
00:15:20So, I want you to pay very, very close attention.
00:15:28Wow.
00:15:28Coach, that was so powerful.
00:15:32I'm gonna be thinking about that later.
00:15:34Do you think you could show me how to receive?
00:15:37Hands on.
00:15:39Sure.
00:15:43All right.
00:15:44This hand right here, we should form a ball.
00:15:47And now, with this hand...
00:15:49Like that?
00:15:50Mm-hmm.
00:15:51Oh, girl.
00:15:52Look who is flirting with your private jailer.
00:16:02You literally just assaulted me!
00:16:05In the middle of my private coaching session.
00:16:08Shame on you.
00:16:09Oh, coaching.
00:16:10Why don't we just skip to the part where you're on your knees already?
00:16:13Yeah?
00:16:14I mean, getting Dean Vance up is one thing, but I seriously doubt you'll get a reaction from a real
00:16:18man.
00:16:19You think I can't have your man?
00:16:21Watch me.
00:16:22Your man will be begging to get into my bed.
00:16:24My man?
00:16:25Please.
00:16:25You don't even-
00:16:26Ladies.
00:16:27Let's save the drama for after practice, okay?
00:16:30Hmm.
00:16:32Fine.
00:16:35Damn, girl.
00:16:36That was full-on jealous girlfriend energy.
00:16:39Jealous?
00:16:40Uh-huh.
00:16:41Stella messed with my shirt and now she's throwing herself at my...
00:16:44Chase Landon.
00:16:46She thinks she's irresistible.
00:16:48Mm-hmm.
00:16:48Sure.
00:16:48What?
00:16:49Okay, this is just about making sure that bitch, Stella, doesn't win.
00:16:53If anyone is gonna wrap Chase around their finger, it's me.
00:16:57Oh, okay.
00:17:19Careful.
00:17:20Thank you, coach.
00:17:21You okay?
00:17:22I don't know.
00:17:23I feel dizzy.
00:17:25I think I'm seeing stars.
00:17:29Oh!
00:17:30Ow!
00:17:31Oh, no!
00:17:31Luna!
00:17:39What's the matter?
00:17:40Did you twist it?
00:17:45It hurts so much.
00:17:47Okay.
00:17:49I'm gonna help you out.
00:17:50I'm learning other nurse, okay?
00:17:51No, no, no.
00:17:51Just...
00:17:52Just help.
00:17:53Help me here, okay?
00:17:55Don't move me.
00:17:56How?
00:18:23Just one more second.
00:18:28Holy crap. She just claimed the coach. We totally lost.
00:18:32Lost? We'll see about that.
00:18:40Okay, you have ten seconds to tell me what that was about.
00:18:45Look at the time. Gotta eat.
00:18:51Alright, back to work.
00:18:56I can't get over Stella's face.
00:18:58She was seriously malfunctioning.
00:19:00Love that for her.
00:19:01Someone had to knock her down a peg.
00:19:03For real.
00:19:04But real talk?
00:19:06The way Saving Private Ryan charged over to you?
00:19:09That was more than coachy concern.
00:19:11What's the deal? Are you into him?
00:19:13Me?
00:19:14Into him?
00:19:17No, I was using him to piss off Stella.
00:19:20He's my brother's best friend.
00:19:22His errand boy, right? My enemy.
00:19:24And that was not concern.
00:19:25That was him managing the problem.
00:19:27Okay? It's all a part of the job.
00:19:29So, what if the problem makes his job the problem?
00:19:35Okay, Yoda.
00:19:37Uh, English, please?
00:19:39Make him forget the job.
00:19:40Get him on your side.
00:19:42Make him want you.
00:20:06Oh shit.
00:20:07Luna, you're on fire!
00:20:09What?
00:20:10What?
00:20:11What?
00:20:12What?
00:20:13What?
00:20:13Oh my god!
00:20:14Oh my god!
00:20:14Let's see you smile your way through this, bitch.
00:20:18Whoa!
00:20:19First the lab, now Luna's literally on fire?
00:20:21Finally!
00:20:22Does disaster just follow her around or what?
00:20:29Luna!
00:20:33Close eyes!
00:20:42Are you burned?
00:20:43Let me see.
00:20:44Put this on.
00:20:52Stella.
00:20:54She walked right behind you before it started.
00:21:03What the hell?
00:21:05What the hell?
00:21:07What the hell?
00:21:07This was you!
00:21:08What?
00:21:10Everyone knows that Luna is a fucking attention whore.
00:21:12She probably did it to herself.
00:21:13You understand you're not just getting expelled, right?
00:21:16This little stunt is a criminal charge.
00:21:19You can't do anything.
00:21:20You're just a temple.
00:21:22A nobody!
00:21:25Oh!
00:21:26Oh!
00:21:26Oh!
00:21:32Get off of me, you crazy bitch!
00:21:34I will end the only half.
00:21:36You wanna try?
00:21:38Oh shit.
00:21:40Dean Vance?
00:21:41Are you kidding me?
00:21:43What is going on here?
00:21:45Luna Clarkson stopped us at once.
00:21:47Dean Vance, help!
00:21:48She tried to attack me.
00:21:49She's deranged.
00:21:51Drag this girl out of here now.
00:21:53A word, Dean Vance.
00:22:00Mr. Lannan, this isn't how we do things here.
00:22:03We'll have this disturbed individual removed immediately.
00:22:06I think you've got it backwards, Dean.
00:22:08Stella tried to set my shirt on fire.
00:22:10I found this.
00:22:12On her.
00:22:14Imposterous.
00:22:15Stella Finn is a model student.
00:22:17Your file, on the other hand, tells a different story.
00:22:20Erratic behavior, attention-seeking.
00:22:22Security footage will show that Luna is telling the truth.
00:22:24Now, if you'd prefer, we can talk about...
00:22:26A word, Dean Vance.
00:22:26Why model student Stella has Pina Colada condoms in her bag.
00:22:33Kind of similar to the ones that I found in your desk.
00:22:38Why would I do that?
00:22:40They're lying!
00:22:41They're trying to set me up!
00:22:42What?
00:22:43Richard!
00:22:44I'll escort my Finn out of here.
00:22:45Immediately.
00:22:46What?
00:22:46No!
00:22:50Mr. Lannan, leave it with me.
00:22:51I'll see to her personally.
00:22:53Wait.
00:22:53The chemistry lab fire.
00:22:54The one that Luna was wrongly accused of?
00:22:57Reopen it.
00:22:58Luna took the blame.
00:22:59It should be off of her record.
00:23:00Of course.
00:23:01Immediately.
00:23:15Come here.
00:23:17Let me take another look.
00:23:18What are you doing?
00:23:45Thanks for..
00:23:47In there.
00:23:48You're welcome.
00:23:50Why didn't you tell Leo about this?
00:23:52It's kind of hard to tell someone who's never around.
00:23:56He wouldn't believe me anyway.
00:23:59Still, I should update him.
00:24:01Don't you dare, okay?
00:24:04My life is none of his business.
00:24:05He gave up that right when he decided that closing deals was more important than our dying mom.
00:24:10I understand it is complicated.
00:24:12You guys have a couple things to work out.
00:24:13No, I mean it.
00:24:14You tell him nothing about me.
00:24:16He's not your enemy.
00:24:18That is your family, and he needs to know.
00:24:23Oh, man.
00:24:25Calm down.
00:24:36Off.
00:24:37Now.
00:24:38Oh, what?
00:24:39You gonna handcuff me to the steering wheel?
00:24:43Too late.
00:24:45Chase, is everything all right?
00:24:48Is Luna with you?
00:24:50Yeah, I'm actually straddling him right now.
00:24:52Yeah, I'm actually straddling him right now.
00:24:56What's going on, man?
00:24:57I called because I needed to let you know that I'm bringing Luna home.
00:25:03Situation?
00:25:04Normal.
00:25:06Fine.
00:25:06That doesn't sound like her.
00:25:09Is she actually cooperating?
00:25:10Yeah.
00:25:11You should have a little faith.
00:25:13Just remember our agreement.
00:25:15You promised to rein her in.
00:25:17Don't go soft on me.
00:25:19You know what I'm doing.
00:25:25Okay.
00:25:30You know what I'm doing.
00:25:31So that's the deal.
00:25:32Reign her in.
00:25:33Tame the feral animal.
00:25:35Nice.
00:25:36It's not like that.
00:25:38I'm just here for the week making sure that you don't go into crisis.
00:25:41So far, not looking great.
00:25:47We'll see who tames who.
00:25:52Okay, Yoda.
00:25:53You were right.
00:25:54Time to flip the script.
00:25:55How do I make Sergeant Buzgill forget he's supposed to be watching me and start wanting me instead?
00:26:06Alright, cute.
00:26:07Be cute.
00:26:08He can fall for you.
00:26:09Get him on your side.
00:26:15Hey there.
00:26:17So you can't operate kitchen machinery.
00:26:21I'm a handful.
00:26:23I'm not helpless.
00:26:24I can cook.
00:26:26You always cook in a naughty housewife outfit?
00:26:30No, I'm...
00:26:32It's...
00:26:43So good.
00:26:46And the taste.
00:27:02It looks like you want it more.
00:27:07What was that? Are you messing with me right now?
00:27:10Army, Dad.
00:27:13Too much sugar for me.
00:27:16All you, kiddo.
00:27:18I'm going to the gym.
00:27:23Fine. Stay in your fortress of soldier-tude.
00:27:27I'm going to get my way in.
00:27:29One way or another.
00:27:55I'm going to get my way in.
00:27:56I'm going to get my way in.
00:27:58I'll teach you about that.
00:28:05God bless our troops.
00:28:17What?
00:28:18I'm just inspecting the military-grade equipment.
00:28:22Keep it up.
00:28:24I wanna try that.
00:28:25Sure.
00:28:28Your upper body strength is mostly...
00:28:31Don't underestimate me.
00:28:45Alright, just drop.
00:28:53Oops.
00:28:55Hands lift.
00:28:58Almost.
00:28:59Just a little closer.
00:29:08Really?
00:29:09You're not gonna help a girl finish?
00:29:12Here, use this.
00:29:13I have to do more sets.
00:29:23Stand down.
00:29:25She's your best friend's little sister. She's off limits.
00:29:28He can't resist me forever.
00:29:33Okay, you've got this.
00:29:34He's a man.
00:29:36He'll bite.
00:29:37Then...
00:29:38You take the wheel.
00:29:42James!
00:29:44My shower...
00:29:45Sorry.
00:29:45My shower broke.
00:29:46Mid rinse.
00:29:47Crazy, right?
00:29:48So I was wondering if I could...
00:29:53Uh...
00:29:54Sorry you wasn't looking.
00:29:56Promise.
00:29:57Um...
00:29:57We can share.
00:29:58Right?
00:29:59Like...
00:29:59We can stand back to back.
00:30:01We don't have to make the whole thing.
00:30:02In and out real quick.
00:30:03Easy kissy.
00:30:03First the kitchen.
00:30:05Then the gym.
00:30:07Then the gym.
00:30:08And then my shower.
00:30:11You are a very bad girl.
00:30:14You know what happens to bad girls?
00:30:17They get punished, princess.
00:30:21Um...
00:30:22What?
00:30:22I just wanted to...
00:30:24Rinse.
00:30:26Fine, okay.
00:30:27I can, uh, use the garden hose.
00:30:30We're not finished here.
00:30:32You've been poking the bear for days now.
00:30:36What are you trying to do?
00:30:36Make me go crazy?
00:30:41Or is it you that's going crazy?
00:30:44You catching feelings, Luna?
00:30:47You wish.
00:30:49God, your ego is astronomical.
00:30:52I'll fall for you.
00:30:54Good.
00:30:55I don't do the whole girlfriend thing.
00:30:57Um...
00:30:58And I really wouldn't do it with my best friend's reckless little sister.
00:31:03Honey, soldier.
00:31:04Your, uh...
00:31:05Virtue's safe.
00:31:06Shower's all yours.
00:31:08Enjoy the hotwire.
00:31:15What's actually wrong with me?
00:31:17Why can't I stop staring at him?
00:31:22He's immune, Chloe.
00:31:23I literally threw myself at him.
00:31:26And nothing.
00:31:28That man is a robot.
00:31:30Perfectly chiseled.
00:31:32Wonderful.
00:31:33Smelling.
00:31:35Infuriating.
00:31:36Robot.
00:31:46Someone's all dressed up.
00:31:48Who's the lucky lady?
00:31:50Who's the lucky lady?
00:31:52Stay in.
00:31:53No, wait up.
00:31:54I've got business.
00:31:56Ooh.
00:31:56Sounds like army daddy's on the prowl.
00:32:00Someone's getting wrecked tonight.
00:32:02Whatever.
00:32:02Don't care.
00:32:04Yeah, you do.
00:32:05Go.
00:32:06Follow him.
00:32:07They're not losing to some rando.
00:32:09I need your car.
00:32:11And your black dress.
00:32:21Same old chase.
00:32:24I miss the old days.
00:32:27Although, I do miss our nights together way more.
00:32:31That's ancient history, Jenny.
00:32:34Business.
00:32:35Right.
00:32:36Meanwhile, I am out here making questionable decisions.
00:32:40Bad jailer.
00:32:42Chasey.
00:32:44Darling, there you are.
00:32:46Aren't you gonna introduce me to your little friend?
00:32:52Aren't you gonna introduce me to your little friend?
00:32:55What part of stay in is unclear.
00:32:58I'm just checking on my jailer's work-life balance.
00:33:01Chase.
00:33:01You didn't tell me that you were spending your leave babysitting.
00:33:06Her brother Leo is letting me crash at their place while he's out of the country.
00:33:10And in return, I give her a couple rides at school in there.
00:33:13Oh.
00:33:14Out kinda late for a school night, aren't you kiddo?
00:33:17Yo!
00:33:18Should've known you'd be hiding in a corner with Janet.
00:33:21Old army habits die hard.
00:33:23Damn, Chase.
00:33:24You been holding out on his brother?
00:33:26This is Luna, my best friend's little sister.
00:33:29She was actually just leaving.
00:33:30Oh, well, I'm Luke.
00:33:34Don't listen to him.
00:33:35I'm not going anywhere.
00:33:39So you're all army buddies, huh?
00:33:42How patriotic.
00:33:44Oh, we're buddies, alright.
00:33:45Chase and I, we shared a rack more nights than I can count.
00:33:49Right, soldier?
00:33:51Sharing resources.
00:33:53How efficient.
00:33:54Our tax dollars at work.
00:33:58Forget the glass.
00:34:04Uh, whoa.
00:34:06Easy with the shotgunning there.
00:34:08Remember, we're in public, Lieutenant.
00:34:20Oh, sorry, this is giving nothing.
00:34:23I'm gonna go find the fun.
00:34:27Janet, off.
00:34:30Two girls vie for your attention.
00:34:32Must be nice.
00:34:37Luna's like a little sister to me.
00:34:41Little sister, huh?
00:34:43Cool.
00:34:44Then you won't mind if I shoot my shot.
00:34:48Mike, don't.
00:35:00Feels like we're dancing in the eye of a storm.
00:35:08Between the great skies.
00:35:11Bloodlines waiting for the dawn.
00:35:14Forget about the outside.
00:35:16Baby, for the first time.
00:35:19Whoa, whoa, hey. Relax, man.
00:35:22We're just dancing. Chase!
00:35:25We're just dancing. Chase!
00:35:28Dot call.
00:35:29Whoa, Chase, come on.
00:35:30We're leaving.
00:35:31Get your hands off of me. You're not my brother. You're not my boyfriend. You don't own me.
00:35:36Yeah, but I am your jailer, so that means you do what I say. We're leaving.
00:35:42Sorry, Mike. Next time. DM me.
00:35:45Wow, he's falling hard for her.
00:35:47That boy's in trouble.
00:35:49Let her play her games. I had him first. I'll have him last.
00:35:55You can't just throw me around like that. We didn't even say goodbye to your buddies, to Janet.
00:36:01Okay, you weren't even supposed to be there, and what you pulled is exactly why.
00:36:04Oh my god, I went out and I had fun. Arrest me at once.
00:36:07Fun? Shaking your ass all over Mike?
00:36:13Fun? Shaking your ass all over Mike?
00:36:16Oh, okay. So our old bunk mate can baby bird whiskey into your mouth, but I can't dance a little?
00:36:22Wait.
00:36:24You're jealous.
00:36:26Mike's hands on me. Does that bother you? You want to be the only one touching me?
00:36:30Do not test me, princess. You will not win this game. I am not some frat boy that you can
00:36:36pussy whip with a little pout and dance routine.
00:36:40Okay, cool. I'm going to go back inside then. I'm pretty sure Mike would love to finish what we just
00:36:43started.
00:36:44You are not going anywhere.
00:36:47Wait a minute. You want me. You're mine, switcher boy.
00:37:03You just love playing with fire, don't you?
00:37:05Maybe. But this time I'm not supposed to burn.
00:37:10I'm going to turn your gear back out now.
00:37:21You're in the back seat.
00:37:23Say the word and stop.
00:37:26Don't stop.
00:37:31You are a very bad girl.
00:37:34You know what happens to bad girls?
00:37:36You get punished.
00:37:37Princess.
00:37:39Stay.
00:37:40And this time you will obey me.
00:37:43You don't move unless I tell you to.
00:37:46Understood?
00:38:00It's the one burn.
00:38:02You can back out.
00:38:03I'm not backing out.
00:38:05I'm anticipating.
00:38:15I didn't tell you to move, did I?
00:38:18And I've already warned you that bad girls get punished.
00:38:29Good girl.
00:38:31Happy of some help.
00:38:32And raise your hips.
00:38:41My phone.
00:38:42My phone.
00:38:42It could be an emergency or something.
00:38:47Chloe.
00:38:48Why do you breathe a heart?
00:38:50Oh shit, you're not having sex are you?
00:38:52No, no.
00:38:53This is perfect timing actually.
00:38:56Oh.
00:38:56Oh no, your whole project thing?
00:39:01Oh, I'm the only one with the backup draft.
00:39:05It's an emergency.
00:39:10I get it.
00:39:12Dirty calls.
00:39:15Chloe, he was like a whole different person.
00:39:17He wouldn't let me move.
00:39:18And then he was all like,
00:39:20Bad girls get punished.
00:39:24And then he literally spiked me.
00:39:27And then he literally spiked me.
00:39:30Damn.
00:39:31Fifty shades of army daddy and you just took it.
00:39:35Fifty shades?
00:39:35Okay, more like boot camp with a belt.
00:39:38And I wasn't taking it.
00:39:39I was assessing.
00:39:41Uh-huh.
00:39:42Assessing.
00:39:43Face down.
00:39:45Very strategic.
00:39:46Babe, you're losing the taming game.
00:39:48Big time.
00:39:49That was recon.
00:39:49Come on.
00:39:50I was just gathering intel.
00:39:53I mean the only reason he was in the backseat was because I steered him there.
00:39:56Mm-hmm.
00:39:58Are you trying to convince me or yourself?
00:40:00Please.
00:40:03I already have my next move planned.
00:40:05We'll see who's taming who.
00:40:14I thought you said you needed a few things from the mall.
00:40:16And I do.
00:40:17And they just so happen to be lazy and see-through.
00:40:20Shh.
00:40:21Okay, relax.
00:40:22I don't think the thigh highs are armed.
00:40:24Also, what happened to any time?
00:40:26Just ask.
00:40:30So, what do you think?
00:40:32Pink lace?
00:40:33Or the black lace?
00:40:36Are you really still trying to play this game?
00:40:38You or me?
00:40:40Which one do you want to see on you?
00:40:44So, all that lazy stuff is just for you, princess.
00:40:47I really don't care what ends up on the ground.
00:40:50Just how fast you're naked in my lap.
00:40:55I shared his bed on three deployments.
00:40:58But five minutes stateside and he's settling for a girl who thinks Victoria's Secret is a personality?
00:41:03But go try him on.
00:41:05And if you need a second opinion, then maybe you can give me a private fashion show.
00:41:11Maybe you can give me a private fashion show.
00:41:16Well, I don't think they'd really let men back there.
00:41:18So, I guess I just have to sit out here and imagine.
00:41:29Someone's in here.
00:41:31Oh my god, did you have zero boundaries?
00:41:33Jesus.
00:41:35Honey, this is the last place that I want to be.
00:41:37But you're like a little gnat that I can't swat.
00:41:40Batting those poor little me eyelashes.
00:41:43Clinking onto Chase like he owes you something.
00:41:47You know what? Jealousy, it really isn't cute on a woman your age.
00:41:51Yeah? And by the way, ma'am.
00:41:54Chase is the one that's following me like a lost puppy.
00:41:58Not the other way around.
00:41:59He's dying to have me.
00:42:02He's dying to have me.
00:42:06Look at you.
00:42:08No tits.
00:42:09No sex.
00:42:10No clue.
00:42:12Nothing about you is grown.
00:42:14You know Chase does know what a real woman feels and looks like.
00:42:19And trust me, you're not it.
00:42:21No one asked you, so...
00:42:23Well, face it.
00:42:24You can't handle him.
00:42:26He would eat you alive.
00:42:27He likes it hard.
00:42:29He likes it rough.
00:42:30He wants a fight.
00:42:32Look at you.
00:42:33He'd snap you like a twig.
00:42:35You'd start crying before he even got started.
00:42:38You know, I've been under him before.
00:42:39He needs a real woman.
00:42:41Not a wishbone.
00:42:43Fascinating.
00:42:44Please, keep telling me about the woman that Chase doesn't want anymore.
00:42:47He's done with you.
00:42:48Like, done done.
00:42:49Like, you could show up in his bed, literally naked,
00:42:52and he would hand you an uber coat.
00:42:55Oh!
00:43:04Luna!
00:43:04Sir!
00:43:05Sir, it's ladies only.
00:43:06Let me go check first and make sure that no other customers will complain if I just let you go
00:43:10in there right now.
00:43:11Listen to me, this department store and everything in it is owned by my family.
00:43:13So compensate everybody and put it on the landing account, but get the hell out of my way.
00:43:19Oh!
00:43:21Are you insane?
00:43:23Don't look at me like that.
00:43:24It's your own fault.
00:43:25If you weren't so feeble, then maybe you wouldn't be on the floor.
00:43:28This is exactly why you don't belong anywhere near Chase.
00:43:32You are not strong enough for his world.
00:43:39Hey!
00:43:44Don't move.
00:43:45Let me see.
00:43:51Chase your hand, you're bleeding.
00:43:54I'm gonna move you now, okay?
00:43:55I'm gonna move you now.
00:44:03Really?
00:44:04Since when does some sippering damsel distress get you off?
00:44:08Stay here.
00:44:09Elevate this hand and do not put any weight on this foot.
00:44:14You have lost your damn mind!
00:44:22Don't get your skivvies in a bunch.
00:44:24Just a few scratches.
00:44:25We've seen a hell of a lot worse.
00:44:27It's not my fault, little Miss Fragile.
00:44:29Can't handle a little shove?
00:44:31Okay, let me chase!
00:44:32Stop!
00:44:33Stop!
00:44:33You made your point!
00:44:34You shouldn't have touched her.
00:44:37My foot!
00:44:37My foot!
00:44:37My foot!
00:44:38I am calling your CO and I am telling him that you attacked a college student.
00:44:43Say goodbye to your upcoming promotion and probably your career.
00:44:46No, no!
00:44:47No!
00:44:47You wouldn't!
00:44:48You wouldn't nod over some...
00:44:49Some nobody!
00:44:50No!
00:44:53No, please!
00:44:54Please, don't!
00:44:55I...
00:44:55I can't be dishonorably discharged!
00:44:57The army is everything for me!
00:44:59My family depends on me!
00:45:00You should've thought about that before you put your hands on it.
00:45:08Wait.
00:45:09Wait, I'm not done here.
00:45:13Wait, I'm not done here.
00:45:14What about our private fashion show?
00:45:18Oh, and...
00:45:19I want you to wrap up everything in her size.
00:45:21Put it on my tab.
00:45:23Send it to the address on file.
00:45:28And...
00:45:28Make sure that Lieutenant Thorne pays for all the damages.
00:45:44What's the matter?
00:45:45Is it too tight?
00:45:47No.
00:45:48I was just...
00:45:49Thinking about what Janet said.
00:45:53Forget her.
00:45:54Nothing that she says is important.
00:45:56I don't know.
00:45:57I mean, she...
00:45:58Was pretty specific about your kinks.
00:46:01I mean, it wasn't exactly a surprise after...
00:46:04The backseat, but...
00:46:05She painted quite the picture of your sex life.
00:46:08What?
00:46:08And...
00:46:09That I like it hard.
00:46:11Rough?
00:46:13You're scared, princess?
00:46:17Hartley...
00:46:18I like you.
00:46:20I wanna know you.
00:46:22All...
00:46:23of you.
00:46:24You like me. So this isn't just about using me as a weapon against your brother.
00:46:30Did Chloe... I mean, you feel it too, right? This thing between us. I know you want this.
00:46:41Me. Because I want you to.
00:46:45Okay, look. This. Us. It's a really bad idea.
00:46:50What part? Being with me or sleeping with me? Don't know unless we try.
00:46:56We could knock one off the list right now.
00:47:14Okay, look what happened in that backseat. That was me really behaved.
00:47:19But if we cross this line, it won't be.
00:47:23Then don't. Show me the monster. I want to be the one who fits you.
00:47:57Jayce, I can't.
00:47:59My hand, I, uh, the buttons, can you help me?
00:48:16Luna, you home?
00:48:19Why is it so dark in here?
00:48:22Chase!
00:48:24Luna, you home?
00:48:26Oh, why is it so dark in here?
00:48:30Chase!
00:48:30Oh, Leo, yeah, I'm in my room, I'm, uh, I'm changing, wait, wait a second, give me a sec.
00:48:35Alright, your foot, your hand, I'm gonna deal with this, okay?
00:48:39No, I've got this, okay?
00:48:41You, hi.
00:48:43Leo, hey, hi, you're here.
00:48:48Why are you here?
00:48:49I'm just grabbing some documents, I, I leave again in two hours.
00:48:54What the hell did you do to yourself?
00:48:57Who'd you piss off this time?
00:48:59You know, I'm beginning to think it's physically impossible for you to stay out of trouble.
00:49:02Right, because it's always my fault, as usual.
00:49:05Got it, thanks.
00:49:06Okay, it's nothing, okay?
00:49:08Uh, it was a small accident.
00:49:10Uh, stupid glass thing, okay?
00:49:13But it's handled, see?
00:49:14You wrapped this yourself.
00:49:17Don't insult me.
00:49:18Where's Chase?
00:49:19He's supposed to be with you.
00:49:20He is, he is, I mean, he was, he, uh, he's the one who bandaged it, so, I think he's
00:49:28in, shower, I mean, showering, probably, or, I don't know.
00:49:33That's a lot of gauze for a stupid glass thing.
00:49:36What aren't you telling me?
00:49:37You know what, I'm just gonna take a look for myself.
00:49:38Oh, hard, pass.
00:49:40Okay, listen, I'm not a broken toy, so go soothe your guilt elsewhere, Geppetto.
00:49:46Okay, look, I'm exhausted, okay?
00:49:49My foot is, like, killing me, and I really just want to sit down, so plane check on this
00:49:53whole, like, interrogation thing.
00:49:56Fine.
00:49:58We'll talk later.
00:49:59But don't think I'm not getting the real story from Chase.
00:50:03Try not to break any other glass, stupid.
00:50:05Or otherwise.
00:50:08Know yourself.
00:50:19Why didn't you let him in?
00:50:20What?
00:50:21You've been wanting me out of here since day one.
00:50:23That was your chance.
00:50:27But you covered for me.
00:50:29Why?
00:50:31Why did I do that?
00:50:32I could have ended this, I could have won.
00:50:35You patched me up.
00:50:36I was just returning the favor.
00:50:38Plus, I didn't want Leo to punch you in your stupid, perfect face.
00:50:43Now go.
00:50:44Before I change my mind and invite him back.
00:50:51Keep telling yourself that, princess.
00:50:58I caught feelings.
00:50:59You idiot!
00:51:00You were supposed to be the one taming him, and now you're the one on the leash?
00:51:09You're the one on the leash, and you're the one on the leash, and you're the one on the leash.
00:51:09So, Chase, since my sister refuses to give me a straight answer, what really happened?
00:51:16Who'd she piss off?
00:51:17Oh, screw you, Leo.
00:51:19Okay, it was a mirror.
00:51:20In a fitting room.
00:51:21In a fell.
00:51:21Okay?
00:51:22I just happened to be there buying panties.
00:51:24Luna was in the wrong place at the wrong time.
00:51:27Things happen.
00:51:28She's fine.
00:51:29She just has a few minor cuts, and to be honest with you, she's actually been on her best behavior
00:51:33lately.
00:51:34Best behavior?
00:51:35Not five, thank you.
00:51:37So, this mirror just fell, and Luna just happened to be standing nearby?
00:51:44Oh, my God, Leo, yes!
00:51:46I didn't summon it with my mind powers.
00:51:49It fell, okay?
00:51:50Look, she was just shopping.
00:51:53Things happen.
00:51:54Instead of always assuming that she has wrecked something, why don't you actually ask her something about her life?
00:52:00I don't know, school, uh, friends.
00:52:03Things that maybe brothers should actually care about.
00:52:05You don't even hear yourself right now?
00:52:07You sound like her boyfriend and not her babysitter.
00:52:12You even hear yourself right now?
00:52:14You sound like her boyfriend and not her babysitter.
00:52:18I'm only back for a few hours.
00:52:21Back to Shanghai on the morning flight.
00:52:23You may think she's turned a corner.
00:52:26Chase, I've seen this movie before.
00:52:28I'm still counting on you to keep things in line.
00:52:34I have to take this.
00:52:35Make sure she stays put.
00:52:38Chase.
00:52:42Yeah.
00:52:49Luna, Leo is right there.
00:52:51I'm injured.
00:52:53Remember, this is strictly medicinal.
00:52:57You've heard him.
00:52:58Make me stay put.
00:53:00My jailer turned traitor.
00:53:03I like that.
00:53:06We'll have on the side of good behavior.
00:53:10So let's keep doing that.
00:53:13I swear, they'd call during a funeral or if they...
00:53:16What the hell's going on?
00:53:20Leo, you scared me.
00:53:23Chase was stopping me from leaving the table, like you said.
00:53:27And I...
00:53:28I stopped, right?
00:53:30Yeah.
00:53:31You wanted me to make sure that she stayed put, right?
00:53:35Go rest.
00:53:37We're done here.
00:53:38My study.
00:53:39We need to talk.
00:53:49Level with me, Chase.
00:53:51She's really not giving you any trouble.
00:53:55Totally under control.
00:53:57Look, I know my sister.
00:54:00She's a chaos agent.
00:54:02She sets her sights on someone and needles them until she gets a reaction.
00:54:06I mean, the flirt, the stunts, the showing up uninvited.
00:54:11None of it is because she has feelings for you.
00:54:15It's always about getting back at me.
00:54:21I mean, the provocative behavior.
00:54:24The mind games.
00:54:26She makes people believe she wants them.
00:54:29But as soon as it stops pissing me off, she moves on.
00:54:34I've seen it before.
00:54:36Look, Leo.
00:54:37We had a deal.
00:54:38And I'm doing my part.
00:54:39I am reining her in and keeping an eye on her.
00:54:42That is it.
00:54:44Do you really think that I would fall for her silly little games?
00:54:50Of course not.
00:54:51You're a Landon, Chase.
00:54:53Heir to an empire worth billions.
00:54:56When you settle down, you'll get to have your pick.
00:54:59Models, CEOs.
00:55:00Hell, you could marry a princess.
00:55:03Luna's just a very temporary and problematic...
00:55:08Temporary son.
00:55:10Look, Leo, why don't you get a little rest?
00:55:14Get that early flight in the morning.
00:55:27Luna, go to bed.
00:55:30It's your fault.
00:55:31I can't sleep.
00:55:32I'm not leaving until you do something about it.
00:55:35My fault.
00:55:37Yeah, these bandages are itchy, sweaty, and gross.
00:55:39They're driving me crazy.
00:55:41You wrapped them, so you're responsible for the follow-up.
00:55:44You can re-wrap them.
00:55:45Step.
00:55:45Okay.
00:55:47I'll call you a nurse.
00:55:48What?
00:55:49Why, you literally did it, like, a few hours ago.
00:55:53Okay, what is this?
00:55:54What's going on?
00:55:56Well, Cleo's back.
00:55:57If you're found in my room, that's not-
00:55:59Okay, so my brother gets back and suddenly, poof, everything's erased?
00:56:04You're going to pretend that you didn't just have your hands on me?
00:56:37That you didn't want me?
00:56:37Never be together.
00:56:39So go find somebody your own age.
00:56:41Somebody who buys the act and doesn't know better, because I am none of the above.
00:56:49Copy that.
00:56:51Be advised, soldier boy.
00:56:54You don't get to change your mind.
00:56:56There's no crawling back.
00:56:58But you regret this, and you will.
00:57:10Ow!
00:57:14A mistake!
00:57:15He called me a mistake.
00:57:17I should have chucked something at his stupid, perfect face.
00:57:21God, I cannot believe I am lying here, spiraling over a rude, emotionally constipated bodyguard
00:57:27who answers to my brother.
00:57:37Babe, you better be on your way to jail or somewhere equally exciting.
00:57:42Nope.
00:57:42I am in bed, obsessing over a guy.
00:57:46I need to go out.
00:57:49Somewhere loud.
00:57:50Somewhere army daddy would absolutely hate.
00:58:04Yes, yes, I know a vertigo is.
00:58:07My family owns this place.
00:58:09Yes, I know a vertigo is.
00:58:11My family owns this place.
00:58:23Yes.
00:58:25Okay.
00:58:27Tell me you're not ditching us to tuck in your sister.
00:58:31Just make sure everything's locked down.
00:58:33Give me a beer.
00:58:37Fake IDs, underage drinking, sneaking out, an invalid.
00:58:41If army daddy finds out, I am permanently in my eye.
00:58:51Relax, he doesn't give a shit.
00:58:55Rando dudes could be licking tequila off my stomach and he would probably hand them the lime.
00:58:59So is that what we're telling ourselves?
00:59:01That Captain America suddenly doesn't care about us?
00:59:04Cool.
00:59:05Cool.
00:59:06So, shots?
00:59:07Yes.
00:59:09Cheers.
00:59:13Cheers.
00:59:16Yeah, no.
00:59:17We're out of here.
00:59:19The night is young and my tolerance for big heads is low.
00:59:24Whoa, whoa.
00:59:25What happened, Luna?
00:59:26Did you fall off your high horse or did that army guy teach you what happens to math to little
00:59:30girls?
00:59:32I like this on you, though.
00:59:34It's definitely an improvement.
00:59:38Chloe, you're never the main character.
00:59:41I'll tell you guys what.
00:59:42Well, you two come home with me tonight.
00:59:46And I might just forget about how you embarrassed the fuck out of me.
00:59:50We'll call it a peace offering with benefits.
00:59:55Oh, wait.
00:59:56Liam, is this you trying to talk intimidating?
01:00:01Ooh, really got to work on your delivery, bro.
01:00:04You sound like a limp dick trying to talk dirty.
01:00:08But hey, listen, if you and your circle jerk bros want to try something, go ahead.
01:00:12Fuck around and find out.
01:00:13You really want to stay there?
01:00:14Yeah.
01:00:15Bro, chill.
01:00:16We're all here to have a good time.
01:00:18Let's settle this before we get kicked out.
01:00:24Darts.
01:00:26Simple.
01:00:27Best of three.
01:00:28Loser does whatever the winner says.
01:00:31Humiliating.
01:00:32Illegal.
01:00:33No limits.
01:00:49Scared, babe?
01:00:51Chase, where are you?
01:00:53Your girl's here, and it's about to get messy.
01:00:56This is bullshit, Liam.
01:00:58You see her hand?
01:00:59She's limping.
01:01:00You are literally setting her up to lose.
01:01:02It's fine for me.
01:01:03I want to play.
01:01:03Yeah, let's see if he's good at anything other than disappointing women.
01:01:06Ooh, big talk from a girl who can barely stand up straight.
01:01:10Let's see what you got, Clarkson.
01:01:34Wow.
01:01:35Well, the winner is not you.
01:01:37So, time to pay up.
01:01:39It's obvious that it's hard to stand for you, and your hands injured, so I'll make it easy.
01:01:43Go over to the bar.
01:01:45Grab a shot glass with your teeth.
01:01:47And then get on your hands and knees and crawl over to me.
01:01:51And shotgun it into my mouth.
01:01:52And then, you're going to do that for all my buddies here.
01:01:55We'll call it an apology tour.
01:01:58We'll call it an apology tour.
01:02:01What else can I do?
01:02:04Babe, are you sure you want to do this?
01:02:10Are you sure?
01:02:12Mm-hmm.
01:02:20Actually, yeah, I can do that.
01:02:22Fucking bitch.
01:02:23Oh, my God.
01:02:25Fuck.
01:02:26Oh, my God.
01:02:29Hold her.
01:02:30Let's get something real to drink.
01:02:31Come on.
01:02:33Get off her.
01:02:35Smile, babe.
01:02:36This shit's going to go viral.
01:02:38The whole school's going to watch you choke on your loss.
01:03:06Look who decided to play hero again.
01:03:08Someone's done keeping their distance.
01:03:13Let me see.
01:03:15I'm fine.
01:03:22You.
01:03:23We're not done.
01:03:25Go ahead, you call-duty reject.
01:03:28No, come on.
01:03:29Come at me, bro.
01:03:29My uncle runs this club.
01:03:30You're fucking dead.
01:03:31You understand?
01:03:32You are a co-
01:03:35Let's test that theory.
01:03:36Security!
01:03:36Security!
01:03:36Security!
01:03:37Get the fuck it!
01:03:42Uncle Reggie.
01:03:43Hey, Uncle Reggie.
01:03:44This guy.
01:03:44This guy just hit me.
01:03:46He assaulted me at your own club.
01:03:48He's dead, right?
01:03:50He assaulted me at your own club.
01:03:52I mean, he's dead, right?
01:03:54He's dead, right?
01:03:56You realize who you're screaming at?
01:03:59That's Chase Landon.
01:04:01Heir to the Landon Group.
01:04:02They've owned this place in half the zip code.
01:04:06No, no.
01:04:06This is just some random military guy.
01:04:09Mr. Landon, I apologize.
01:04:12This is on me.
01:04:13But I promise it'll never happen again.
01:04:15Throw him out.
01:04:17Now.
01:04:17He's banned.
01:04:18Not yet.
01:04:19Until he's properly dealt with.
01:04:21Uncle Reggie.
01:04:22This guy's gonna kill me.
01:04:23Come on.
01:04:23Come on.
01:04:24This guy's gonna kill me.
01:04:26Algorithm, do your thing.
01:04:30Limb dick.
01:04:35Don't you fail to recognize, Junior.
01:04:37Actions have consequences.
01:04:39Yeah.
01:04:40You ordered all that.
01:04:43Now you're gonna drink right now.
01:04:46That's too much.
01:04:47That's literally gonna kill me.
01:04:49Was it too much when you were forcing drinks down Luna's throat?
01:04:52Don't worry.
01:04:53Cover your medical notes.
01:04:55Anything else you want to see, Princess?
01:05:05What do you think of going?
01:05:06Way from you.
01:05:07Okay, enough.
01:05:10I'm taking you home.
01:05:12Hard pass, Mr. Landon.
01:05:14I'll find somebody my own age to take me.
01:05:16Yeah?
01:05:17Can't have you forgetting who you are.
01:05:19Or who I am, right?
01:05:22Are we really doing this right now?
01:05:24What?
01:05:25I just don't want you to make another mistake.
01:05:28You know what?
01:05:29I'll be a good girl.
01:05:31I'll call Leo myself.
01:05:32I'll give him a full report.
01:05:33He'll probably send me to a nunnery.
01:05:35But at least you will be off the hook.
01:05:37Free.
01:05:38Which deserts aren't gonna storm themselves, huh?
01:05:42Like, you wouldn't happen to be able to give a few girls a ride home, would you?
01:05:46It would be my pleasure.
01:05:48Luna, don't.
01:05:49Don't?
01:05:50You are not getting in the car with another man, not now, not ever.
01:05:54Says who?
01:05:55I'm not in your unit, soldier boy.
01:05:57You don't get to decide where I go and what I do and...
01:05:59I want you!
01:06:02Okay, I have fallen for you and I will be damned if I let you walk off with somebody else.
01:06:11Is that what you wanted to hear?
01:06:20I'm saying you want me now.
01:06:23Well, I'm glad you're finally...
01:06:44Chase, wait.
01:06:47What?
01:06:49You're not gonna freak out and push me away again, right?
01:06:58No, no, you are chaos
01:07:02Pure chaos and you need somebody that can handle that and that is me
01:07:08I'm not going anywhere
01:07:10Okay, but
01:07:12What about Leo? Are you really ready to face his judgy judgy wrath?
01:07:17Only one way to find out
01:07:24Chase what is it we're headed to the airport is this urgent sir look Leo
01:07:30I haven't been completely honest about Luna myself truth is
01:07:36Chase
01:07:36Chase
01:07:40What is wrong with you? He literally almost saw us
01:07:44You know he's never gonna let that go, right?
01:07:46Okay, well look he's gonna find out eventually
01:07:49Okay, well look he's gonna find out eventually
01:07:50And you are mine
01:07:54I'm not going anywhere
01:07:57Okay, well you better make your move quick before my big bro goes all passive-aggressive mode
01:08:02You know Leo's not a big guy but he's petty as hell
01:08:14See? I hope you enjoy your hourly life insurance quotes
01:08:18No
01:08:19No life insurance
01:08:23Go for Landon
01:08:27Copy that, when do we report?
01:08:28Tomorrow
01:08:300600
01:08:31Yes sir
01:08:32I'll be there
01:08:36Army wants you back
01:08:41You have to go now?
01:08:43Report is 0600
01:08:45Two hour drive from base
01:08:49How long are you gonna be gone?
01:08:52I don't know
01:08:56You don't know or you won't say
01:09:11We'll come back
01:09:15Take your time
01:09:18I'll just be here
01:09:19Or not, probably not
01:09:21I actually hear there's a whole world of guys who stick around
01:09:28The play is around
01:09:29The play is around
01:09:29They take eachother
01:09:34Things in their space
01:09:36Especially, having to learn
01:09:42To get into seeing.
01:09:43The play is around
01:09:55I've worked
01:09:55study abroad for a year and this is what you're doing the heartbreak is that deep
01:10:04army daddy goes to you for a year and now you're studying chinese at your graduation gala
01:10:12men are a distraction i have a plan girl this is getting cry for help
01:10:19you have finally opened a shanghai office i am going to be fluent by q3 i'm going to take over
01:10:24the branch then eventually the entire company then i'm going to use this fancy ergonomic chair
01:10:30as kindling so your coping mechanism is corporate revenge strategic not corporate by next year
01:10:39leo works for me by next year leo works for me okay but i'm gonna need another chair
01:10:50look who emerged from his board room careful if he sees his shadow it's six more weeks of quarterly
01:10:56reports wait why are you here i uh i missed your high school graduation missed your college move-in
01:11:08i wasn't about to miss your graduation gala look i don't know if you have a date tonight but i
01:11:15can stick around for a few hours the year plus one hard pass i don't need a charity escort especially
01:11:23not one fueled by sibling guilt so you'd rather what hope that after a year of radio silence that
01:11:32bastard chase landon just magically appears you know what this ex ex-pat needs a reluctant yet
01:11:41overdressed yes partner oblige me let's go oh hey break a leg and tim don't over sing hello my baby
01:11:53yeah let andy have his moment okay bye guys what am i waiting for
01:12:11who is that i don't know but i'm gonna find out what am i waiting for
01:12:20whoa whoa whoa where's chopping thunder
01:12:28bitch did he get shipped off to buttfuck nowhere or did he just get tired of babysitting your ass oh
01:12:34babysitting you know what that's exactly what dating you felt like
01:12:39okay move all right sharp tongue coming from a girl who doesn't have any backup
01:12:42or a date i mean seriously you were always mid but now you're just below mid
01:12:49and your only plus one is a deck of dork cards i mean you couldn't get a real date if
01:12:54you gave a kidney
01:12:56is that how you got her you know i could point to any random person in this room and they
01:13:01would be
01:13:01a major upgrade from you liam you're not below mid you're a factory recall
01:13:10why don't you prove that why don't you close your eyes and just point see if anyone actually
01:13:14comes back to you okay please be normal what's the fun in that what's the fun in that
01:13:48you look just like you used to when you were following me around
01:14:05thank you but uh i'm not 14 anymore and i'm not following you anywhere
01:14:10i've had enough of your shock and all routine
01:14:16sorry soldier but you're gonna have to find a new toy to play with on leaf
01:14:22you're not a toy
01:14:26what was i then because a year of silence says otherwise
01:14:33everything you are everything
01:14:38i owe you an apology i know that
01:14:43but tonight is about your accomplishments and i was worried that you were going to be alone and i do
01:14:48not
01:14:48want you alone for this oh my god you were you were worried about me being alone oh my god
01:14:55that is
01:14:55hilarious because you are the who left me that way i know and i know i have no right to
01:15:02ask for anything
01:15:03but i'm still gonna ask one more chance to start over
01:15:12let me get this right hey you're not a student here right are you a new professor we'd love to
01:15:20show
01:15:21you around but first come dance with us i'm with someone
01:15:29i have been for a long time she just didn't know it
01:15:35will you dance with me
01:15:39fine fine only because i want to see if you trip in those shiny shoes
01:15:53the suit is weird on you
01:15:56we'll get used to it because i'm out out
01:16:01don't hurt me i'm done
01:16:07let me guess daddy's company needs someone to sit in the big chair
01:16:11i mean i know this isn't like some grand romantic gesture
01:16:17is it the truth i have been scared shitless for the last 12 months out of combat
01:16:27i was scared of something back home way more than i was in the field what's that
01:16:35the thought of losing you
01:16:40that i would come back and you would be gone or you would have moved on with somebody else
01:16:47i've decided i'm never leaving i want to stay here with you
01:17:13so much for passive aggression how dare you show your face here i trusted you you bastard you stay away
01:17:22from luna
01:17:22okay well i'm sorry for damaging your trust but i am not sorry for wanting her
01:17:28now we want your blessing but we don't need your permission
01:17:38no calls no texts but he just snaps his fingers and you come running
01:17:46that's pathetic luna aren't you embarrassed or wait unless this isn't about him at all
01:17:53this is just about you getting back at me isn't it oh my god leo no stop not everything is
01:17:59about
01:17:59you okay shocking i know this is between me and him okay leo this is on me stop being so
01:18:05hard on luna
01:18:06you don't get to tell me what to do especially with my sister oh my god okay i'm done with
01:18:11this
01:18:11you know what go at it i don't even care anymore wait luna let me take you home
01:18:16let's get one thing straight you don't set foot anywhere near my home tonight you understand
01:18:22and the award for the most dramatic family goes to right i'm driving luna luna i'm coming
01:18:34to graduation yes and to be finding a hot boyfriend without a dramatic backstory yes love to hear it
01:18:43period and here i am stuck with an unromantic rock who gets drunk with my brother on my graduation
01:18:51night fantastic i didn't mean to hit you that hard buddy you okay you're good answer me one thing
01:19:01please out of all the women you could have wendona huh you know she's the best
01:19:12the best you hear me and you you're you're not good enough you understand i said and you're not
01:19:26not not spending the nights
01:19:30you rules hey chip okay i'm fine i'm fine
01:19:44you didn't know did you
01:19:47i thought leo was proud of you you call that pride that wasn't just him playing the concerned
01:19:52brother i just forgot how to talk to you gotta give him a chance
01:19:58well thanks for the pep talk on leo weird to do it on a romantic balcony but okay i was
01:20:05just stalling for time
01:20:08go time now
01:20:12three two one two
01:20:27happy graduation princess
01:20:29happy graduation princess
01:20:45happy graduation
01:21:03are you sure we should do this your brother still taking orders from him
01:21:06so true
01:21:17no the monsters are yours to control
01:21:22and be a good boy and be quiet
01:21:27i'll try to do the same
01:21:50you're insatiable
01:21:53well i've got a year to make up for
01:21:59luna
01:22:00you up
01:22:03tell me that bastard had the sense to leave
01:22:11leo
01:22:11that's not what it looks like
01:22:13you have got to be kidding me
01:22:14i told you you were
01:22:17you
01:22:17traitorous
01:22:19leo can you not i'm literally still naked right now
01:22:22i just came to get some cap and gown candidates but whoa this is premium content
01:22:27i don't know if you want to do that right now
01:22:32why this is so much better than cap and gown photos
01:22:36this is canon
01:22:37say cheese your kids are going to love this
01:22:41my brother hired someone to reign me in
01:22:44instead he ended up on my side and me on his
01:22:48so
01:22:48thank you guys
01:22:50we won the taming game
01:22:51i'd say
01:22:52we all did
01:22:53you
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