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00:00:01Deep freeze swept across the earth, driving temperatures down to minus 112 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:00:07Even me, a Delta Force veteran, had to struggle to survive this apocalypse.
00:00:15Daisy!
00:00:19I'm reborn!
00:00:22Everything is completely normal.
00:00:26Apocalypse? You one of them climate change-believing nutjobs?
00:00:30What is happening?
00:00:32He's the heir to Ironclad Energy.
00:00:37It's $2 million enough to buy all your inventory?
00:00:47$5 million?
00:00:55$5 million?
00:00:57$5 million?
00:01:01$6 million?
00:01:07Don't worry Camilla.
00:01:15No!
00:01:22No!
00:01:49The last cans I could find. At least now, Anna won't starve.
00:01:57Mike! What are you doing? It's me, Henry, your neighbor!
00:02:02So what? Hand over the cans and get lost, or I'll shoot you like the dog you are.
00:02:17Fuck! Fuck it! Come back here!
00:02:56What the fuck, Anna? Who is he?!
00:03:00Oh, shit. You actually survive?
00:03:05Anna, why?
00:03:12That was for you. I almost got killed for it.
00:03:17So, scraping by on sad little canned meals like these isn't enough for me.
00:03:23But Carter? Carter can give me a comfortable life in this apocalypse.
00:03:27He's the heir to ironclad energy.
00:03:29Besides, we were already seeing each other while you were destroyed in the Middle East.
00:03:33How could you do this to me?!
00:03:37After everything I've done for you!
00:03:39Gotta tell you, bro, your wife can really take it.
00:03:43So juicy, we've had a lot of fun together.
00:03:46Oh, another thing.
00:03:48We were a bit hungry from going at it, and there's no food around, so we ate your little puppy.
00:03:53You don't mind, right?
00:03:58What?
00:04:02Daisy!
00:04:09No!
00:04:10My sweet girl! She's been with me since she was a puppy! How could you?!
00:04:17Oh, quit whining. You chud.
00:04:21Relax, it's just a mutt. If you miss her so much, you can meet her in hell.
00:04:24I'm still hungry anyway. Maybe it's time I try human meat. See if it lives up to the hype.
00:04:28Well, you know I'm always opening experiences, Carter baby. Looks like slow roasted cuck is on the menu tonight.
00:04:34I never imagined you'd die at the hands of my own wife. If I have a second chance.
00:04:48Wait, where am I? What's going on?
00:04:52Daisy? You're alive! Oh my god! Is this heaven?
00:05:05This is one month before the apocalypse.
00:05:09I'm reborn!
00:05:17I'm reborn!
00:05:19Where's my phone?
00:05:20I'm moving.
00:05:22I'm moving.
00:05:24I'm moving.
00:05:36I'm moving.
00:05:39I'm moving.
00:05:39Is this...
00:05:40Quantum Space?
00:05:41Does that mean I could store countless amounts of food here, and it won't ever aspire?
00:05:55Relax, baby.
00:05:57Now, we have Quantum Space.
00:05:59We're never gonna run out of fuel or food, ever again.
00:06:02This time we'll be living it up at home while all those people who betrayed us will be killing themselves
00:06:07over scraps
00:06:25Now before the apocalypse comes I'm gonna go all out
00:06:37Oh
00:06:59What a night huh Daisy
00:07:07Henry? What the hell are you doing here?
00:07:15Come back here you redneck! How dare you ignore me!
00:07:18Just ignore him honey. He's just some low-class redneck who was too stupid to go to college so he
00:07:23chose the army. He doesn't even deserve to be your husband
00:07:30Laugh while you can. When the apocalypse comes, I'll be the one laughing. But until then, it's time to make
00:07:36some money
00:07:42Powerball. Numbers 5, 12, 24, 41, 37, 41, blue ball 8. Are you sure this time sir? You've changed it
00:07:50five times already?
00:07:50Sure as ever
00:07:56Oh my god! Sir, congratulations!
00:08:00Thanks buddy. Here's your tip. Let's go baby. Let's go stock up on fuel
00:08:07A hundred propane tanks? Are you throwing a barbecue on Mars? Or planning to blow up the White House for
00:08:12fuck's sake?
00:08:13If I told you, you wouldn't believe me. You're crazy. There's 30 tanks over there and we'll deliver the rest
00:08:33I know you're tired, Daisy. Just need one more thing today. Let's go get him in the cockpit.
00:08:55Sir, we've installed the most advanced power system, insulation system, and weapon defense system according to all your requirements.
00:09:01This is the top of the Lionel model in the world, capable of worst-end temperatures as low as minus
00:09:06100 degrees.
00:09:07Good. The money's been sent, plus a little extra.
00:09:11Henry, what is wrong with you? Que te pasa? That truck esa cosa vieja is blocking the whole street. You're
00:09:16not doing this, okay? This is not correct.
00:09:18I am HOA president, and I'm ordering you, move it ahora mismo, or I give you tickets. See, I do!
00:09:23The HOA doesn't dictate to me. The apocalypse is coming, and I have to prepare for it. You'd better stock
00:09:29up yourself.
00:09:33Apocalypse? You one of them climate change believe in nut jobs?
00:09:36I've said it all along. People like Henry who don't follow the neighborhood rules should be kicked out.
00:09:42Having this blue core trash living in our gated community is just backwards.
00:09:48Henry?
00:09:53Henry?
00:09:55Are you okay? Did something happen? Do you need my help?
00:10:01Camila, my high school crush. She's always been kind to me. In my past life, after the apocalypse began, she
00:10:07even brought the food to help her all the time.
00:10:11Henry, don't worry. I'll get you to safety. You'll be okay.
00:10:20Henry, I heard you ran out of food, so I brought you some cans.
00:10:23You're a lifesaver, Camila!
00:10:25Get out of here and don't come back, slut!
00:10:31I joined the military to protect the people like Camila. This time, I'm gonna cherish her. I won't ever let
00:10:36her down again.
00:10:37Don't worry, Camila. I'm fine.
00:10:39But listen, you need to stock up on fuel and food as much as you can in the next few
00:10:44days, okay?
00:10:47Oh.
00:10:48If you say so, Henry, I'll do it.
00:10:57Even if I have supplies, I need to make sure they won't be stolen.
00:11:01But I've almost run out of money.
00:11:03Looks like I need to turn to Plan B.
00:11:09Five million dollars?
00:11:11Nobody's been crazy enough to ask for a huge loan like that before.
00:11:16Five million. Not a penny less.
00:11:19I'm not a bank.
00:11:20If you can't pay back the loan, with interest, on time, you'll have to pay an even bigger price.
00:11:26What kind of price?
00:11:46Our clients trust us not just because of the quality of our products, but because the Spider Gang always keeps
00:11:52its word.
00:11:53If you default on the loan, you'll become one of them.
00:11:58Listen to that beautiful sound.
00:12:00I wonder what organ is being cut out of that sucker.
00:12:03Sounds like a kidney.
00:12:04Look.
00:12:05You'll get every penny.
00:12:10I'm afraid you won't live to see that money.
00:12:13When the apocalypse comes, we'll see how arrogant you crooks are.
00:12:16You can die from hypothermia.
00:12:18I'll kill you myself.
00:12:29Henry!
00:12:30That guy you saw with me in Vegas was just an old friend.
00:12:34Honest.
00:12:36Where have you been?
00:12:37I've missed you.
00:12:39What do you want?
00:12:41I lost all the money you gave me gambling in Vegas.
00:12:43I was just gonna ask for a little more.
00:12:45What do I look like?
00:12:46A walking ATM?
00:12:48You're not getting any money from me.
00:12:49Are you broke?
00:12:51Seriously?
00:12:52You can't even come up with a little money?
00:12:54What kind of man are you?
00:12:57What kind of husband can't give his wife some pocket money?
00:13:00You're a fucking asshole.
00:13:02You're not even...
00:13:03I want all of these and all the inventory in your warehouse.
00:13:08What?
00:13:09Are you insane, Henry?
00:13:11Can you even afford all this stuff?
00:13:12Do you have enough space in that shoe box you live in?
00:13:15You're crazy!
00:13:16I've had enough!
00:13:17I want a divorce!
00:13:18Right now!
00:13:19Cool.
00:13:21Let's divorce.
00:13:22Don't go back on your word.
00:13:25You...
00:13:25You crazy poor bastard!
00:13:27Don't come crawling back because I'm finished with you!
00:13:30Sir, that will cost a lot of money.
00:13:32We don't have enough transportation to deliver it all to you.
00:13:34Don't worry.
00:13:35I have the money and I have the transportation.
00:13:40You can come over now.
00:13:59Is two million dollars enough to buy all your inventory?
00:14:25Henry, that psycho robbed some bank and bought out the entire supermarket!
00:14:31But he wouldn't give me any money!
00:14:33You must be Henry, Anna's useless husband?
00:14:36It seems you've forgotten your place.
00:14:38You're a bottom feeder, buddy.
00:14:41Now hand over your illegal gains or I'll show you no mercy.
00:14:47Oh great, what do you want?
00:14:51Listen, I'm your wife's lover.
00:14:53If you know what's good for you, give the money to Anna.
00:14:56Or else you'll regret it.
00:15:11You crazy moron! How dare you hit Sweet Carter!
00:15:14He's the heir to Ironclad Energy, the oil giant!
00:15:18Do you realize how quickly he could ruin you?
00:15:20I'm supposed to be scared of some spoiled rich kid.
00:15:24In a few days, when the apocalypse comes, all that money will be worth squat.
00:15:43Oh, he's the heir to crime and he's the matter.
00:15:47No one.
00:15:48What?
00:15:49What?
00:15:49What?
00:15:54What's it like?
00:15:55Took your chick, now I'm gonna take your life. Kneel down and beg for my forgiveness or I'll send you
00:16:00to hell.
00:16:01I'm afraid...
00:16:03Hell's fully booked at the moment. Two dipshits.
00:16:07Must've took my place.
00:16:31The best military-grade defense equipment money can buy. Fully operational. Fully under my command. Think carefully about your next
00:16:40mission, crazy bastard. I'll kill you!
00:16:43Do it.
00:17:07You! Just wait, you bastard! This isn't over!
00:17:13Finally, after a week of hard work, my house is now an invincible fortress. It can keep warm, withstand explosions,
00:17:22and recycle energy.
00:17:25Join us.
00:17:50Carter, Ironclad Energy.
00:17:53I just happen to be short of oil.
00:17:56It's time to teach this scumbag a lesson.
00:18:24This much oil will last for generations.
00:18:27It seems my energy reserves are now absolutely safe.
00:18:41Everything is finally in place.
00:18:43Now I can live comfortably in the apocalypse.
00:18:46As you can see, our oil reserves are unrivaled.
00:18:49Oil depots across the country are full
00:18:51and we can supply the military with sufficient quantities at any time.
00:19:05Carter, it seems your goods are selling very well.
00:19:09Breaking overnight, Ironclack Energy has confirmed a catastrophic breach
00:19:13at one of its major oil storage depots.
00:19:15Food oil valued in the hundreds of millions has reportedly disappeared without a trace.
00:19:20This is just the beginning.
00:19:22The real reckoning hasn't even started yet.
00:19:37Huh, no way. Don't tell me. Has the apocalypse come early?
00:19:41No way.
00:19:46No way.
00:19:46F-Day, we're going down!
00:19:58What is happening?
00:20:00No way!
00:20:02No way!
00:20:03No way!
00:20:05What is happening?
00:20:07What is happening?
00:20:08today hopefully this can save at least a few more lives camilla
00:20:25camilla listen reinforce all your doors and windows immediately buy enough firewood to keep
00:20:31warm take care of yourself thank you henry you take care too henry you're insane it's winter
00:20:38isn't it normal to snow so stop scaring people everywhere but look what the weather bureau
00:20:43said this cold wave is a normal winter climate fluctuation with no extreme risks online rumors
00:20:49are not true yeah the governor said everything is normal if you keep trying to scare people
00:20:54i'll call the police and have them send you to a mental hospital don't pay attention to them henry
00:20:59i believe you
00:21:03i want to clearly inform all citizens again that the so-called extreme cold apocalypse
00:21:10is pure nonsense don't listen to those climate crazies i can personally guarantee
00:21:16everything is completely normal
00:21:21what what how could this happen
00:21:24henry was right the apocalypse is really here
00:21:40it's about to begin system activate defense mode
00:21:44defense mode activated
00:22:10my car
00:22:16i tried to warn you but you did want to listen i can't help it now everything that's happening
00:22:21i've seen it before hail tsunamis
00:22:24you did want to know everything that's happening
00:22:26that's happening
00:22:27please don't defend for yourselves
00:22:49fuck why is it so cold
00:23:02this damn window what's wrong
00:23:10no was henry right is this the apocalypse he was talking about
00:23:17impossible some dumb army boy too stupid for college couldn't predict something like this
00:23:23everything will be fine
00:23:30let's get out of here
00:23:34i can't take it anymore my house has been smashed to pieces there's no water or electricity and i
00:23:40can't keep warm at all i'll freeze to death if this lasts another day
00:23:45i'm out of food i don't know how much longer i can last
00:23:49it's that jinx henry's fault talking about the extreme cold apocalypse every day
00:23:55and now it's really here i bet he's stocked up on enough food to last years
00:24:00then let's go find him we can ask him for food if he says no we'll take it by force
00:24:05yes yeah okay go
00:24:17it smells so good it's henry he's actually barbecuing
00:24:24henry give us some of what you're cooking man
00:24:27we're starving here henry as the whole way president i order you to share your food with
00:24:31us yes bring it over for us to eat we need food
00:24:35yes you can't be so selfish
00:24:45this is my food why should i give it to you and by the way your hoa means jack now
00:24:51get off my property
00:24:52you selfish bastard your wife is staying right here how can you bear to see her freeze and starve
00:24:56what kind of husband are you yeah henry did you forget i'm your wife how could you not share your
00:25:02food with me wife you haven't been my wife for a long time
00:25:13what are you talking about i am your wife you're such a selfish person abandoning me over a plate of
00:25:21food i didn't realize henry treats his wife this terrible i'm so sorry anna anna when i was deployed
00:25:29on my last tour defending our freedom you were here cheating on me with carter did you remember you
00:25:35were my wife then when you begged me for money i didn't have and called me a poor bastard did
00:25:40you
00:25:40remember that you were my wife how dare you even speak to me like this so anna is carter's mistress
00:25:47she cheated on henry behind his back you two are disgusting
00:25:54enough of this crap open the door henry we're all neighbors here let us in
00:26:02yes we're all good neighbors we should help each other
00:26:09good neighbors help each other
00:26:13bullshit
00:26:22hey bob you knocked over my fence could you pick it back up
00:26:26do it yourself lazy ass didn't you learn to plant fences and walls when you were
00:26:30off playing toy soldiers
00:26:40you crazy mutt i ought to kill you hey what the hell are you doing what do you mean lawn
00:26:45height is too low non-complanted are you messing with me it's a one thousand dollars fine i added
00:26:50extra because your dog is so damn ugly if you don't pay it we'll come to take your house
00:27:00you all treated me terribly judged me called me crazy even my dog
00:27:07do you really think you treated me like a good neighbor back then get out of here
00:27:14henry you selfish bastard if you won't save us we'll save ourselves
00:27:26you want to be unreasonable then i'll smash your door down how's that
00:27:50what kind of steel is this i couldn't even make a dent
00:27:55take your time i'll go roast some more chicken wings
00:28:00smug little asshole i'll get my chainsaw that should do the job
00:28:16i'll give you one last chance henry open the door now and you'll spare your life when you get in
00:28:21if you saw the door open ourselves you're dead go ahead this should be fun
00:28:29oh henry you really thought you were above us
00:28:33when we get in you're dead
00:28:40huh what's going on there's not even a mark i don't know the teeth are almost completely worn out
00:29:06i don't know what's going on there this is aerospat grade material even a grenade couldn't break it
00:29:09but please try your hardest
00:29:14give it here
00:29:25defense mode activated full power on
00:29:39this crazy bastard he installed high voltage electricity on the door
00:29:46listen let's rush over together and ram this door with this many people won't
00:29:50do anything and we'll definitely be able to knock it off it's hinges
00:30:05oh you've worked so hard unfortunately you're all brain dead morons
00:30:15one more time guys
00:30:18you're boring me now i don't have time to play with you all day
00:30:21if anyone comes closer i'll turn you all into roasted assholes
00:30:32henry honey i love you i miss you please just take me back i'll make it up to you i'll
00:30:37do anything
00:30:43if i open the door now you'll let carter and those thugs in and then eat me and daisy alive
00:30:47this isn't my first rodeo you know no i would never i swear
00:30:53liar even daisy hates you get out of here and don't come back
00:31:00marrying you is the biggest regret of my life just you wait i'll kill you with my own hand
00:31:15that
00:31:15that asshole i'll make him pay for that
00:31:17so this is what being the iron energy here gets you it's a nice place i gotta say shame about
00:31:23the cold
00:31:28leader of the spider gang right
00:31:30what do you want we've run out of supplies thought you must have some food and wanted to make a
00:31:35deal with
00:31:36you but looking at your situation you look worse off than us we have nothing left nothing
00:31:45don't sell yourself short the two of you could feed us for weeks
00:31:49no please don't i know someone who has a lot of food and supplies i can take you to him
00:31:54please just
00:31:55don't hurt us
00:31:59oh really
00:32:05if you're lying you know what's gonna happen right take me to him now
00:32:19we have guests
00:32:24this henry dude is a
00:32:26pussy we can break through this kind of defense like nothing
00:32:36look how scared you are like taking candy from a baby let's go eat boys
00:32:50what
00:32:53how is this possible they're my best men
00:33:12your men didn't stand a chance john and neither do you
00:33:20the henry they talked about it's you
00:33:27you think you can kill my men and get away with it
00:33:30open the door and i'll consider giving you an open casket
00:33:33otherwise i'll gut you like a pig and feed you to my dog
00:33:37it seems you're missing the bigger picture here
00:33:40let me fill you in i'm an ex delta force soldier if you know what's good for you you'd run
00:33:45on back
00:33:45to your little headquarters and apologize for making a scene oh shut it i bet you were just
00:33:49fighting against farmers how dare you talk big in front of the boss of the spider gang you really
00:33:54don't know your place the spider gang are even more powerful since the apocalypse we run the show
00:33:59around here let me give you a taste of that power henry you asked for this go to hell
00:34:06you found a new sugar daddy again your taste just keeps getting worse and worse big talk for a man
00:34:12who's about to die fire
00:34:24he's finished now
00:34:28dumb ass asked for it come on let's take his corpse back to the slaughterhouse
00:34:43what you're kidding me what is this door made of
00:34:52my turn
00:34:56you coward come out and face us like a man yeah what kind of man are you
00:35:03you only have a shotgun we've got over a dozen people you can't kill us all if you have the
00:35:08balls come out and fight me hand to hand if you win i won't ever come back you have my
00:35:12word
00:35:13how stupid do you think i am as soon as i step out this door your men will rush me
00:35:17sure enough i was right you are a pussy i guess i've been cooped up alone for so many
00:35:23days i'm starting to get bored besides you can use the exercise
00:35:33don't worry daisy i'll be back in a minute
00:35:37all right maybe you do have a set of balls you idiot better hurry up and beg john for mercy
00:35:43you're just a useless redneck you think just because you follow orders and fire a gun and you're
00:35:48invincible john is the most feared gangster in the city you have no idea how powerful he is
00:36:01if you beat me i'll give you half of my supplies if you lose you'll never come near
00:36:06my house for the rest of your life deal it's a deal come on
00:36:28tired already shane i was looking forward to a good fight john was just testing you this is just the
00:36:34beginning you're about to go down is that true john you little bitch you're dead
00:36:53henry is just trying to act tough john's definitely got this those supplies are ours
00:37:06give up hand over the supplies then kneel down and beg for mercy
00:37:17next time you hit the delta force you better run now get out of here don't come back
00:37:22get him grab his food system have the drone set off some fireworks
00:37:35go
00:37:36and
00:37:38go
00:37:38go
00:37:38go
00:37:38go
00:37:47To be continued...
00:38:27that guy is crazy did you send me here to try and get me killed i'll kill you with that
00:38:32no please i would never
00:38:45if he doesn't show up i'll chop you up myself
00:38:59henry help they're going to kill me
00:39:04listen up you bastard if you want to save her come up to the black market bring enough food for
00:39:08everyone otherwise willy will deliver her head right to your doorstep the black market i know where that
00:39:14is daisy let's go
00:39:23camilla hold on i won't ever let them hurt you
00:39:38welcome to today's black market auction our first item today is the sexy beauty camilla from the
00:39:44suburbs if you bid for her you can do anything you want to her including eating her
00:39:51no let me out
00:39:56such fine piece of ass is a rare commodity in the black market these days
00:40:01naturally she'll fetch a high price starting bid 50 pounds of flour
00:40:12the law doesn't mean anything here sugar tails but you've got a bit of fight in you you seem like
00:40:16a fun time the starting bid is hereby increased to 75 pounds of flour 100 pounds of flour 150 pounds
00:40:22150 pounds this is exciting any more bids 200 pounds don't worry guys after i get her i'll make
00:40:29sure i live stream all the fun i have until she's pleased up that way you all can watch
00:40:34always the creative one sir 300 pounds she'll be my private toy i'm not losing this one guys 300
00:40:43pounds of flour that's two weeks of rations for everyone in this room you know a gold bar can only
00:40:48buy a few pounds of flour now you're more valuable than gold you should feel flattered
00:40:54no stop someone save me please 300 pounds going once
00:41:04going twice help help 300 pounds three times sold to i bid 1 000 pounds of flour
00:41:39don't worry camilla i'm coming
00:41:49henry i don't remember your name being on the guest list you don't need to care
00:41:551 000 pounds of flour for the girl now do we have a deal
00:41:58who the hell are you daring to compete with me the owner of walk art supermarket mr smith
00:42:03please don't argue with this nobody we'll kick him out right away
00:42:08he's overestimating himself 1 000 pounds of flour that's equivalent to hundreds of millions
00:42:13of dollars this guy clearly doesn't have it of course hurry up and kick this lunatic and his
00:42:18rabies ridden mutt out
00:42:23people really know how to underestimate the common man you must think you're still living before the
00:42:28apocalypse if you really have 1 000 pounds of flour everyone here would treat you with the utmost
00:42:32respect and that seat would be yours if no one has heard of your name i can only assume you're
00:42:36some
00:42:37drug-filled lunatic looking for attention and for that we show no mercy
00:42:58you really have no idea what i'm capable of do
00:43:14it's real where did this bastard get so much flour i'd say he must have been lucky and found
00:43:20it in some abandoned warehouse i never heard of this guy until now face it you can't compete with me
00:43:27better stop bidding you think you're great just because you stole little flour we're old money let me
00:43:35give you a taste of my inventory
00:43:49mr smith these are all scarce goods treasures among treasures they're much more valuable than flour are you
00:43:55sure you want to use all of them to buy some it's not about the slut it's about making a
00:44:00point
00:44:00i want this arrogant bastard to see what real strength is you're actually proud of that measly little
00:44:06thing the apocalypse really hit you hard huh you can't be serious this amount of inventory is unheard
00:44:13of nowadays who do you think you are you think you can still compete watch me
00:44:46now does anyone else want to challenge me
00:44:52henry
00:44:53henry wins the first item
00:45:06thank you henry
00:45:13let's go home
00:45:19what a wonderful performance
00:45:24unfortunately you don't mess with me and get away with it you won't be walking out that door today
00:45:32you you're the one who took camilla here right
00:45:35actually this was your wife's idea i have to say she knows you well this trick worked wonders
00:45:40now any last words i knew you were having an affair with that little
00:45:45bitch get on your knees and apologize to me and john before he kills you
00:45:52first of all there's nothing going on between me and her
00:45:54second you as my wife cheated on me while i was deployed
00:45:57how dare you even say that to me you useless
00:46:04henry it's all my fault they used me to get to you don't worry camilla these people can't hurt us
00:46:31what are you waiting for fire
00:46:34kill them
00:46:42henry are you okay i'm fine don't worry camilla i'll take you home okay hold on tight
00:46:48stop them stop
00:46:54you losers what are you doing
00:46:58the rest of you execute plan b
00:47:03henry if it weren't for you i would have died there
00:47:06i don't know how to thank you don't worry camilla you've always been so kind to me
00:47:11i couldn't let that happen to you
00:47:19henry look behind
00:47:38go to hell henry
00:47:40yeah
00:48:01system take the wheel autopilot activated
00:48:23this
00:48:24idiot is going to get himself killed shoot him
00:48:34machine gun
00:48:36machine gun
00:48:37run
00:48:44oh
00:48:56damn it
00:48:57you won't get rid of me that easy
00:49:04go to hell
00:49:06go to hell
00:49:26go to hell
00:49:29you bastard
00:49:29how could some redneck afford all this equipment
00:49:34i am the king of this apocalypse don't you forget it
00:50:04you have so much amazing food are you sure i can have some
00:50:14i'm sorry i haven't eaten properly in so long
00:50:18i can repay you henry i promise
00:50:22don't be silly eat your fill
00:50:24hospital
00:50:24well then i've got a hot shower waiting for you
00:50:27on
00:50:35oh
00:50:59How is everything?
00:51:03Perfect.
00:51:23What?
00:51:24Last night was the best sleep I've had since the apocalypse began.
00:51:27I just feel so lucky to have met you.
00:51:34Henry!
00:51:35We're starving!
00:51:36Open the door!
00:51:37Please!
00:51:38We were wrong before!
00:51:39We shouldn't have smashed your door!
00:51:41Please!
00:51:41Give us some food!
00:51:42We'll eat anything!
00:51:43Expired rotten!
00:51:44I don't care!
00:51:45Save us!
00:51:47So hot!
00:51:49So hot!
00:51:50So hot!
00:52:15Put your food!
00:52:16Nooo!
00:52:23Nooo!
00:52:27Nooo!
00:52:46If what you're saying is true, and that house has enough food to feed my army, we can dominate
00:52:53at the world. When the cold wave ends, everyone will worship me.
00:53:42General Mason, thank you for rescuing us in time. Don't worry, Henry's house has an abundance of food and supplies,
00:53:47but his defense mechanisms are quite advanced.
00:53:49I doubt they could rival our army. Besides, maybe we don't even need to shoot. After all, we have his
00:53:56wife.
00:54:10They're coming from my house. This isn't like anything I've faced before, and the next cold wave is coming soon.
00:54:16Let's go to the basement.
00:54:17System, activate extreme level defense.
00:54:32Henry, know you're in there. The army has you surrounded. Hand over all the food. Otherwise you, your wife, and
00:54:38anyone else inside will die.
00:54:42Henry, honey, please save me. I was really wrong. Please give them the food. They'll kill me otherwise.
00:55:01That woman. She hasn't been my wife for a long time. Do whatever you want with her. Stupid court.
00:55:09Shut it, will you? General Mason speaking. I'll give you one last chance. Open the door and hand over the
00:55:17food, otherwise this slut gets it.
00:55:19Wait, you're that General Mason? The same General Mason who deserted battlefield in the Middle East and got an entire
00:55:27company of soldiers killed? I've heard a lot about you.
00:55:30No! This is all fake news. Who gave you that information?
00:55:35If you have the guts to fight, come in. But I have a funny feeling you're scared of confrontation.
00:55:42Scared? Watch this, attack!
00:55:44Come back!
00:56:00Damn it! Why did you tell me he has miniguns?
00:56:09Drive in!
00:56:25ah his fortress is nothing i'll come crush him with my bare hands in no time
00:56:41if i don't come back take daisy and get in the car drive as far away as possible
00:56:46no no matter what happens i'm staying with you
00:57:18henry where are you you little bitch come out now and beg for mercy maybe we'll kill you
00:57:23quickly listen here you good for nothing rich kid if you have the guts come find me
00:57:53i think this henry guy is scared guys he can't beat us so we hid like a bitch
00:58:08damn this little rent i'll tear him to pieces let me go flush him out
00:58:19found him
00:58:23come out beauty
00:58:32go go
00:58:34go
00:58:34go
00:58:43go
00:58:44go
00:58:47go
00:58:48go
00:58:50go
00:58:52go
00:58:56go
00:59:09damn it where are all your supplies there's nothing here
00:59:13now where's the fun in telling you
00:59:15he got my hand
00:59:17let me kill him
00:59:18we have an army and you're all alone did you really think we couldn't kill you
00:59:24try it you can't do anything to me
00:59:29by行
00:59:30awesome
00:59:41and
00:59:42shoot
00:59:42have
00:59:42at me have
00:59:42you uh
00:59:42love
00:59:43love
00:59:45love
00:59:45love
00:59:47love
00:59:48love
00:59:48love
01:00:12Who the hell are you?
01:00:16Henry Cole, former Master Sergeant, 1st Special Forces Operational Distroach Delta, served 10 years in the Middle East, 7 direct
01:00:24action deployments, 3 high-value target extraction, 1 silver star, 2 bronze stars with valor, and 1 purple heart. Call
01:00:33sign, Gravekeeper.
01:00:35What? You're the Gravekeeper? The legendary soldier?
01:00:41So you're not a loser?
01:00:43Why didn't you tell me earlier?
01:00:45He's really a Special Forces soldier? Oh, shit!
01:00:51Look! I knew we could do it! Henry saved us again!
01:00:56I'm sorry, Sergeant Cole! I was mistaken! I shouldn't have harassed you! You must know I was deceived by this
01:01:02Carter! I had no idea you were a national hero!
01:01:05Shut it. The world needs less cowards like you. Time I get some good karma.
01:01:24Another cold wave is coming.
01:01:30Henry! My old pal! Please save me! I don't want to die! I'll do anything! I'll be your slave! I'll
01:01:36wash your dog! Shave your back! Anything!
01:01:40Pathetic. Anna, this is the man you left me for? You sure know how to pick him.
01:01:54Ah! Please don't kill me! I'll do anything! Please don't kill me!
01:01:58Henry! I'm your wife! We made a vow!
01:02:04You think too highly of yourself.
01:02:07Killing you would dirty my knife. I'd rather you try to fend for yourself for once.
01:02:14Hey, handsome. Ready for our trip?
01:02:16Of course, sweetheart. Let's go.
01:02:17No! You can't leave me here! I'll freeze to death!
01:02:20Henry, please come back!
01:02:24Henry, I was so wrong to do what I did!
01:02:28If I had chosen you back then, everything would be so much better!
01:02:33I was so stupid!
01:02:37What do you think will happen to her?
01:02:38Honestly, I couldn't care less.
01:02:40Besides, there's bigger and better things to focus on, like building our new house.
01:02:44Our new house?
01:02:45You heard me.
01:02:46There's some good land I scouted nearby.
01:02:48I can build us something there, then we can start again, together.
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