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00:00:00You drive me crazy!
00:00:01I drive you crazy! That's funny!
00:00:03You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:05If someone makes you crazy,
00:00:07you're either hopelessly in love with them
00:00:09or you hate their guts.
00:00:12For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:19Jules, can you scrub the toilets?
00:00:22I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:00:24Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:00:26This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:00:30The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt
00:00:32was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:00:35and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:37I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:00:40Clean it up, maid.
00:00:47I'm not cleaning anything up for you.
00:00:50Do it yourself.
00:00:52That's no way to talk to a woman who pays your bills.
00:00:57You're paid to serve me.
00:00:58Now clean it up and get back to work.
00:01:06I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:01:10I'm glad that phase is over.
00:01:12Right, Emmett?
00:01:13Yeah.
00:01:14She did have a good pussy, though.
00:01:23Oh.
00:01:24You just can't help but open your legs at every opportunity.
00:01:29Can you?
00:01:29No.
00:01:33Am I dreaming?
00:01:35No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:01:41What the hell's going on?
00:01:49Jules came in here to work and she started being really disrespectful and she grabbed me.
00:01:55And then when I pulled my hand away, she just fell.
00:01:58Destiny?
00:01:59Hmm?
00:02:00Is that what happened?
00:02:01That's not exactly how it happened.
00:02:03Shut the fuck up or you're going to end up being an outcast from the group like Jules.
00:02:07Okay?
00:02:09Why do you even care?
00:02:10She released a video of you two having sex and I had to jump in and save your reputation before
00:02:17things got out of hand.
00:02:21Mia?
00:02:22Hmm?
00:02:23Give me your phone.
00:02:24What?
00:02:25Give me your phone.
00:02:26No.
00:02:26It's right here.
00:02:27I got you.
00:02:31I thought Noah hated me.
00:02:33Why is he standing up for me now?
00:02:36If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone, they'll have to speak to me.
00:02:41No.
00:02:42Open.
00:02:50I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:02:52You didn't have to do that.
00:02:54I know.
00:02:57Whoa.
00:03:01Uh.
00:03:03Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:07Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:08Alright, somebody call the police.
00:03:10Dude, we can't.
00:03:11Yes, we can't.
00:03:12No, we can't.
00:03:13This place is loaded with drugs.
00:03:14Why would we do that when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:03:18Wake up, slut.
00:03:19Show's over.
00:03:20Mia, if you're not gonna help out, then just fuck off, alright?
00:03:22Fine by me.
00:03:23I'll be by the pool.
00:03:24Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:03:28Emmett!
00:03:31I know you've always had a thing for Jules, but she used to be my friend too.
00:03:36You have to save her.
00:03:40Jules?
00:03:41Jules!
00:03:41Jules!
00:03:41Jules!
00:03:41Come on!
00:03:43Shit, shit, shit.
00:03:44What do I do?
00:03:45Mouth to mouth.
00:03:46Give her mouth to mouth.
00:03:53You okay?
00:03:56Thank God.
00:03:58Alright, um, let's get you up.
00:04:01I don't know what the hell happened back there, but I need to get back to work.
00:04:05Jules, you're not going anywhere.
00:04:08I'm fine.
00:04:09Yeah, thanks to me.
00:04:10You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation of why you came crawling back to me.
00:04:15What are you, a stripper?
00:04:17I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:04:19You know, last time I saw you, you leaked our sex tape, lied about it, and then you told me
00:04:24never to talk to you again.
00:04:25And now you come to my summer house with a bunch of people who hate your guts and you're wearing
00:04:31this little dress?
00:04:34What are you trying to do?
00:04:36You trying to stop my friends?
00:04:37You trying to ruin my summer?
00:04:38You trying to drive me crazy?
00:04:40I'm here to clean your toilets and serve you drinks, sir.
00:04:46You know what I think?
00:04:48I think you're here to win me back.
00:04:53Why would I want you back after everything you've done to me?
00:04:56Because I'm the best sex you've ever had and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:04:59And you know what? I didn't do anything to you.
00:05:01So why don't you just admit it?
00:05:05You still want me.
00:05:06Is he coming on to me?
00:05:10Ten bucks says you have a boner just looking at me in this uniform.
00:05:15Should we check?
00:05:19You're gonna have to try harder than that, Jules.
00:05:23Then let's make it easy.
00:05:26Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:05:28We've been over this a million times.
00:05:30I didn't leak the tape.
00:05:31Yes, you did.
00:05:32And when you did, you cost me my job opportunities and you almost cost me my friends.
00:05:37I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:05:40Mia decided that I was officially canceled and got everyone to turn against me.
00:05:45And you let her.
00:05:46Did someone say my name?
00:05:52You two are hooking up?
00:05:54We're not hooking up.
00:05:56Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:01We're not hooking up.
00:06:03Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:06Be so fucking for real.
00:06:09Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:06:11It happened a couple months ago.
00:06:15Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:06:18How convenient.
00:06:20Let the girls talk.
00:06:28After everyone saw your tits online, I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:06:39Did you just spit on me?
00:06:42Yeah, and I can do it again if you didn't feel it.
00:06:47Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:06:53And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:06:57Especially Noah.
00:07:00Noah.
00:07:02Ow!
00:07:04Noah!
00:07:05Did you see that?
00:07:06She shoved me!
00:07:07Oh my god.
00:07:08Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:07:10I'm always honest.
00:07:13You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:07:19Thanks, Noe.
00:07:22Fire her.
00:07:34Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:07:38I think it would be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer.
00:07:43Noah, she shoved me.
00:07:45And this is my rental too.
00:07:49So, what I say goes.
00:07:59Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:08:02So you should probably go.
00:08:05I wish things could be different, but I'm not gonna beg you to stay.
00:08:10Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:08:17Jules.
00:08:20Look, I know things have probably been really tough since your dad died last summer.
00:08:29I want you to take this.
00:08:31Okay?
00:08:32It's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer.
00:08:35I don't want your pity check.
00:08:38My god, I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:08:41This is too humiliating.
00:08:42I'll find another way to pay off Dad's debt.
00:08:57What are you doing home?
00:08:58I lost my job at the summer house.
00:09:01No, no.
00:09:03That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:09:05Jules, when your father died, he left us in a hundred thousand dollars in debt.
00:09:09I know, but I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:09:13Mia?
00:09:14Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:09:17But her father said that if you worked at their summer house, he would forgive our debt.
00:09:23Jules, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything.
00:09:27Everything.
00:09:33I'm so glad you took out the trash, my little knowy.
00:09:38Please don't call me that.
00:09:41You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:09:44I'm gonna call Daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me a
00:09:47ring.
00:09:48Mia?
00:09:50Slow down, okay?
00:09:51We've only been dating for two months.
00:09:55What? You still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:09:59I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:10:01Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:10:04Why not?
00:10:05That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:10:08I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:10:12What are you still doing here?
00:10:14You don't even work here anymore.
00:10:16Tell me this.
00:10:17Are you genuinely stupid?
00:10:20Or do you just not get it?
00:10:21Nobody wants you here.
00:10:23I can't back down.
00:10:25Not if I want to save my family.
00:10:28I'm not talking to you.
00:10:30I'm talking to you.
00:10:32I need this job.
00:10:34I need you to choose me.
00:10:36After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her.
00:10:40But I do.
00:10:43What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:46What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:49I'll do whatever you want.
00:10:51No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:10:53No one can make him happier than me.
00:10:57Tell her, Noah.
00:10:59Prove it.
00:11:01I'll work harder than I ever have before.
00:11:04And I'll do whatever you say.
00:11:07Okay.
00:11:09Enough with this little seduction act of yours.
00:11:12And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend!
00:11:16Mia?
00:11:18I need to talk to Jules.
00:11:20Alone.
00:11:22Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:11:30She really has you by the balls.
00:11:33Don't insult me.
00:11:35Or what?
00:11:37You'll spank me.
00:11:38You can leave now.
00:11:41Hey.
00:11:43You won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to bang you.
00:11:51You're right.
00:11:53Read my lips, Jules.
00:11:57You're fired.
00:12:00You're right.
00:12:02Read my lips, Jules.
00:12:06You're fired.
00:12:13You're right.
00:12:16Read my lips, Jules.
00:12:17Hey, where are you going?
00:12:19Jules, you can't just leave.
00:12:20Jules!
00:12:22You can't just leave.
00:12:25You fired me.
00:12:27I can do whatever I want.
00:12:32You're so hot.
00:12:33You're so hot.
00:12:34I love it when you're ticklish.
00:12:39Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:12:42Does it look like she's drinking, huh?
00:12:49Noah?
00:12:50You come over here.
00:12:51Now!
00:12:56Mia, why is image cock in your hand?
00:13:00Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:13:02Don't be prude.
00:13:03It's just a hand job.
00:13:05You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:13:09Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:13:14Call in my lead and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:13:26What are you doing?
00:13:37What the hell?
00:13:39What the fuck are you-
00:13:44You want your job back?
00:13:47Fuck me.
00:13:51Oh, Jules, you're so hot.
00:13:54Play along.
00:13:55Why would I do that?
00:13:57Why would I do that?
00:13:57You want your job back?
00:13:58You've got to earn it.
00:14:00Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy.
00:14:09You're crazy.
00:14:10Crazy like a fox.
00:14:15Yeah, baby.
00:14:17Give it to me.
00:14:19You better give me my job back after this.
00:14:22I am the only person you can trust in this house full of snakes.
00:14:27Noah, come out right now.
00:14:32Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:14:33Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:14:34Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:14:35Oh, I'm coming for the third time.
00:14:38Oh, come on, baby.
00:14:40Show me what you got.
00:14:45Jules, hand me your shirt.
00:14:46Hand me your shirt.
00:14:47Now.
00:14:47Now.
00:14:47Now.
00:14:47Okay.
00:15:02Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:15:06Yeah.
00:15:07Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:15:11You fucking bitch.
00:15:12You can't stay here.
00:15:14You don't work for me anymore.
00:15:15Take it up with Noah.
00:15:18This isn't over.
00:15:20If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy,
00:15:25you're wrong.
00:15:27I'm gonna make your life hell.
00:15:36Your time to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:15:39You know what?
00:15:39I should thank you.
00:15:40Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:15:43Oh, you're gonna blow just like you did last time.
00:15:46Oh, wait.
00:15:47I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:15:51You know what?
00:15:52Let's make a bet.
00:15:53Yeah, me and you.
00:15:54Let's make a bet.
00:15:54We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship.
00:15:57Right?
00:15:57Yeah.
00:15:58What about it?
00:16:00If I stay with Jules till the end of the summer, you back off the internship.
00:16:05Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off. Internship will be yours.
00:16:10Yeah, she's really gonna stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn in this house.
00:16:15You're on.
00:16:22We need to talk.
00:16:27Emmett, get out.
00:16:34Did I get my job back?
00:16:35Actually, you've been promoted to be my new girlfriend.
00:16:42You're nuts.
00:16:44I'm not a hooker.
00:16:45I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.
00:16:50Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:16:53Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:16:55Well, I changed my mind.
00:16:57Now, I need $100,000.
00:17:01Done.
00:17:03Pull this off with me, and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:17:11Give me that.
00:17:12Not yet.
00:17:19Give me that.
00:17:20Not yet.
00:17:21I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:17:25But until then, this money's mine.
00:17:30This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:17:36I'll do it.
00:17:38Great.
00:17:43Let's seal the deal.
00:18:02I knew you were going to do it.
00:18:05Just admit it, Jules.
00:18:06You can't resist me.
00:18:11Alright.
00:18:12Let's set some ground rules.
00:18:23Rule number one.
00:18:25No boners.
00:18:27You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:18:30You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:18:33Yeah.
00:18:35Just one.
00:18:37No feelings.
00:18:38I don't want things to get complicated.
00:18:42And you're my complication, Jules.
00:18:49Do you have any rules for me?
00:18:53Yeah, I do.
00:18:55I have one.
00:18:58No one touches you with me.
00:19:03You don't own me.
00:19:05Jules, I'm being serious.
00:19:07While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:19:12So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:19:16Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:19:18Don't get an ego about it.
00:19:20Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:19:24Let the show begin.
00:19:30Ew.
00:19:31Not having dinner with her, there's a reason we kicked her out of the groove.
00:19:36You kicked me out.
00:19:37Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:19:42Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:19:46At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:19:51Mia.
00:19:54Do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
00:19:57This is my house.
00:19:59And Jules is my...
00:20:02I'm his permanent guest.
00:20:04I'm not going anywhere.
00:20:09Hey, Mom.
00:20:11Jason!
00:20:12Can we get some fucking service?
00:20:17Dinner...
00:20:18Yes, sir.
00:20:23Let fucking go!
00:20:26Yay!
00:20:27Mm-hmm.
00:20:28Mm-hmm.
00:20:34Oops.
00:20:35I spilled.
00:20:38Emmett?
00:20:39You want to help?
00:20:41Huh?
00:20:41Yeah?
00:20:50Look at Jules squirm.
00:20:54Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot.
00:21:03Noah.
00:21:04Are you thirsty?
00:21:11Jules.
00:21:12Take your shirt off.
00:21:24Jules, take your shirt off.
00:21:25Yeah.
00:21:26I'm in mode again.
00:21:28I'm in beast mode.
00:21:29I'm on go.
00:21:29Got to troll again.
00:21:31Where I been?
00:21:31That shit never know.
00:21:32Trumpies rolling in.
00:21:34Look at Skull.
00:21:34Losers gotta go.
00:21:35I'm on 10 again.
00:21:37I can't stop.
00:21:37No, I cannot know.
00:21:39Oops.
00:21:41Spilled a little.
00:21:44Jules.
00:21:45I'm still thirsty.
00:21:56Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:21:59I have to go.
00:22:09If you're still thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off of me.
00:22:15Choke on it.
00:22:20Don't run away from me.
00:22:22Don't touch me.
00:22:24Are you mad because I kissed you?
00:22:30Or are you mad because you liked it?
00:22:38You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:22:41Yeah, I know.
00:22:44Now you're gonna strip from it?
00:22:45You're shivering.
00:22:48Come here.
00:23:01Bed's yours tonight.
00:23:02I'll take the couch.
00:23:26What are you doing here? And where's Noah?
00:23:31Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:23:34Destiny?
00:23:35Destiny, that is your brother.
00:23:36Whatever.
00:23:38I just came by to tell you how happy I am you've stolen back from Mia.
00:23:42Mia's your best friend.
00:23:43Yeah.
00:23:44She's also a huge bitch.
00:23:46People contain multitudes.
00:23:50Don't be scared.
00:23:50Don't be scared of Mia.
00:23:51She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:23:54And she's jealous of you still.
00:23:58And it looks like you two have got a little catching up to do.
00:24:01If you know what I mean.
00:24:12Uhm..
00:24:13Like what you see?
00:24:15I do, actually.
00:24:37what are you doing taking a shower
00:24:46you wish show's over pretty boy I got some friends coming over meet me at the pool
00:25:10what's with this guy one minute he's ice cold now that we're in front of all these people he's
00:25:15putting on a show don't look now but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out
00:25:30let's give her something to stare at
00:25:45I'm not going to let jewels ruin my summer everyone's paying attention to her when they
00:25:50should be paying attention to me maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again
00:25:55you should definitely let her know that that's not true
00:25:58you're right it's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test
00:26:08everyone I've decided that it's time to take a vote
00:26:11everyone must decide right now whether Jewel stays or I do
00:26:18Mia would you relax we're not taking a vote we're not on Survivor all right
00:26:24what's Survivor a show for old people
00:26:27ew it's so boring
00:26:30I'm kidding
00:26:32guys I'm just kidding
00:26:36what game is she trying to play
00:26:38whatever it is I know it won't be good for me
00:26:42come on Mia
00:26:43we used to be best friends
00:26:45can't we just tolerate each other for one summer
00:26:49you're right we did we used to be best friends and I have the red receipts to prove it
00:26:59it's time to find out what jewels really said about all of you behind your back
00:27:04what are you talking about I never said anything about save it
00:27:09proofs right here
00:27:12and Noah I saved the best for last
00:27:16don't you want to know what jewels said about you
00:27:21I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back
00:27:26I think everyone should find out what jewels really said about them
00:27:32oh
00:27:32Emmett this one's about you
00:27:35Emmett is so dumb
00:27:36because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy
00:27:40they can
00:27:41I never said that
00:27:43Mia did
00:27:44she's framing me with the text that she sent
00:27:47oh and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference
00:27:53hey I paid good money for these
00:27:56Mia would you knock it off
00:27:58jewels will never say any of those things
00:28:00alright
00:28:00really
00:28:01cause this one's about you
00:28:03she sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up
00:28:07Noah is arrogant
00:28:10cocky
00:28:10and needs to be the best at everything
00:28:12him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together
00:28:15you said that about me
00:28:18I can explain
00:28:19save your breath
00:28:30Mitch
00:28:32don't touch me
00:28:33get off of me
00:28:45you are so hot
00:28:47say that again with your shirt off
00:29:14you and jewels are officially over
00:29:17no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
00:29:19no no no no no no no no no
00:29:19No way, dude. Like, I'm just gonna distract myself, screw around a little bit,
00:29:23still come crawling back.
00:29:27Speak of the devil.
00:29:33You hooked up with Jules?
00:29:36Dude, look, you hooked up with Jules!
00:29:38I don't know what's going on, dude.
00:29:39What do you mean, Jules? It's pretty fucking clear! You hooked up!
00:29:45Fuck!
00:29:46Yeah, you're fucked.
00:29:48Hey man, stop!
00:29:49Fuck you, dude, stop!
00:29:55Did you post this?
00:30:06Jules, did you post this?
00:30:12I don't know-
00:30:13Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?
00:30:16What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:30:20I didn't do anything.
00:30:22Jules, it's a little hard to trust you when my dick is on everybody's phone!
00:30:26You know what? Everyone was right about you.
00:30:29You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:30:33Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:30:34Lose my number.
00:30:36I never want to see you again!
00:30:38Fine.
00:30:39Feelings mutual.
00:30:44Great.
00:30:45You just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year.
00:30:51Mia, thank God you're here.
00:30:54Listen, Jules, none of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:30:59You're a skank.
00:31:00So get out and don't come back.
00:31:03Come back.
00:31:14Help!
00:31:16Help!
00:31:28Help!
00:31:30You...
00:31:32Saved me?
00:31:45That feels better, doesn't it?
00:31:49And now since I saved you, maybe you can make me feel better.
00:31:54Emmett.
00:31:57Don't even think about it.
00:31:58Go on, Jules.
00:31:59Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:32:01Jules, tell Emmett to leave.
00:32:03We have to talk.
00:32:07Emmett, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:32:16One step closer to making her lie.
00:32:25Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:32:27I can explain everything.
00:32:28Good, explain.
00:32:30Now.
00:32:36You're a hottie, you know that?
00:32:39Takes one to know one.
00:32:41Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:32:50You're right.
00:32:51We shouldn't tell anyone.
00:32:56Trust me.
00:32:58We won't stay secret for long.
00:33:00I couldn't keep you to myself even if I tried.
00:33:14You know, once we make this official, I'm gonna post this everywhere.
00:33:18That way everyone can see it.
00:33:19But for right now, it's party time.
00:33:25Huh?
00:33:31OMG, I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:33:35I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on Earth.
00:33:38How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:33:41You don't know him like I do.
00:33:44If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:33:47Ew.
00:33:48Spare me the visual.
00:33:49I thought you hated that guy.
00:33:51Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:33:55He and Emmett are the perfect matches roommates.
00:33:58But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:34:01More than I ever liked anyone.
00:34:05The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.
00:34:09Except for the one about you.
00:34:11I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:34:13That's true.
00:34:19Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:34:31Is that true?
00:34:35It's true.
00:34:37I liked you.
00:34:40Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:34:42I mean, really.
00:34:45Alright.
00:34:45I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:34:47So that way I can know that they're legit.
00:34:50Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.
00:34:55I guess you can't.
00:34:56There's no way for me to prove it.
00:35:05I know it was a really long time ago.
00:35:07But when I really think about it,
00:35:10I really liked you, Jules.
00:35:12I really did.
00:35:17I give those two until the end of today.
00:35:19To what, Bone?
00:35:23They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:35:25It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:35:27I don't think they remember you exist.
00:35:33Then I'll make them remember.
00:35:39Okay.
00:35:40The rules of the game are simple.
00:35:42You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:35:45When the smoke stops,
00:35:46you kiss whoever blows you.
00:35:50Mm-hmm.
00:36:15She's never kissed me like that.
00:36:17My turn.
00:36:28Mm-hmm.
00:36:29No smoke.
00:36:30Looks like we have to kiss.
00:36:36Rude.
00:36:55Keep the circle moving.
00:36:58If you want to really piss me off,
00:37:01kiss me like you mean it.
00:37:06Get off of me.
00:37:08Dude, I took a virginity.
00:37:09What's a little peck?
00:37:13Why would you tell everyone that?
00:37:15Remember that six pack you bought me
00:37:16for doing the deed?
00:37:22Hey.
00:37:23Jules!
00:37:24Jules!
00:37:25You're a pig!
00:37:26Hey!
00:37:26Emmett is lying, okay?
00:37:27He's lying.
00:37:28I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:37:30But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:37:34You have feelings for me?
00:37:45Yes, Jules I have feelings for you.
00:37:49You do?
00:37:51Yeah.
00:37:52I have all the feelings.
00:37:53Confusion, frustration, blind rage.
00:37:56Rude.
00:37:57Yeah, but you know what?
00:37:57Sometimes Jules.
00:37:58Sometimes you make me really happy.
00:38:01Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:38:05I broke your trap.
00:38:06And when that video was leaked, my trust was broken too.
00:38:10What do you mean?
00:38:11I mean, I trusted you and you let me down.
00:38:13And now I'm saying I would do anything to try again.
00:38:17Do you want to get back together?
00:38:21You said no feelings.
00:38:23Yeah, you're right.
00:38:26So tell me you want to be with me.
00:38:28Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:38:31Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:38:32Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:38:42Well, looks like our favorite couple survived the Ring of Fire.
00:38:45Ew, why is he so obsessed with her?
00:38:48Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:38:50I didn't know she was poor.
00:38:54Her parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer.
00:38:57And the only reason why I know that is because my dad owns the hospital that her mother still owes
00:39:02money to.
00:39:03Maybe we should take Jill's shopping so she can forget she's poor.
00:39:07Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:39:09Yes, yes, that's a great idea. You should go do that right now.
00:39:12Yes!
00:39:19It's not that easy.
00:39:21Stop avoiding the question.
00:39:23I'm not avoiding it.
00:39:24Look, if I don't get the money, I'll lose everything.
00:39:29What do you mean?
00:39:31I mean, Mia and I want to take you shopping!
00:39:35Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:39:38She was about to answer a very important question.
00:39:40I don't want to go shopping with Mia, but I really don't want to lie to Noah and tell him
00:39:46I don't have feelings for him.
00:39:47Or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:39:51We can talk later. I promise.
00:40:04The girls go shopping.
00:40:06Saturdays are for the boys.
00:40:11Must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much she wants me.
00:40:13I cannot wait to crush your ego once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:40:19Dude, the Lehman internship is the hardest internship in the entire country.
00:40:23It was tailored for Sigmas, like me.
00:40:26The internship is mine.
00:40:28Believe me, me and Jules are in this for good.
00:40:30Or at least until the end of the summer and I have to pay up.
00:40:42If it isn't my favorite customer!
00:40:45Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:40:49Oh my God, it's gorgeous!
00:40:52I'm going to go try this on!
00:41:01You ordered the wrong size!
00:41:03Uh, no. I used the measurements that you gave me.
00:41:06No, you didn't! That's impossible! It doesn't fit!
00:41:09Maybe the zipper's stuck!
00:41:11What are you doing?
00:41:13I'm shopping.
00:41:15Do you not remember me?
00:41:17I used to be in here all the time.
00:41:19Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:41:21She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:41:24But what Mia says goes.
00:41:26So your money's no good here.
00:41:28You know what? You're right.
00:41:31I have better things to do than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
00:41:36That's it. You're out.
00:41:38Oh, Mr. Allen. Excuse me. I'm just going to take out trash.
00:41:42Trash?
00:41:43Yeah.
00:41:44That's my girlfriend.
00:41:46Ugh.
00:41:51Apparently, I'm too poor to even stand in this boutique.
00:41:55See this car?
00:41:58Has no spending limit.
00:41:59My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:42:02And I would like to try this dress on first.
00:42:05No way! This is mine!
00:42:07Oh! Are you going to purchase it?
00:42:08No.
00:42:09Not with this janky little zipper.
00:42:11Great. Let's try it on, Jules.
00:42:26What do you think?
00:42:32Noah?
00:42:35Will you come help zip me up?
00:42:39Of course.
00:42:46You know, there's only one problem with this dress.
00:42:49Is it too expensive?
00:42:51No.
00:42:52It breaks a no boner rule.
00:43:01Well, aren't you going to thank me?
00:43:10Thank you, Noah.
00:43:13You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:43:16Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:43:24Put the dress on my card.
00:43:28Excuse me.
00:43:30I am missing a very expensive necklace.
00:43:35I bet she stole it.
00:43:36I would never.
00:43:38Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:43:42Fine.
00:43:43Whatever, Mia.
00:43:57See?
00:43:58Told ya.
00:44:03I don't know how that got there.
00:44:05Well, she stole it.
00:44:08And I believe that $500 is a felony.
00:44:13Call the police.
00:44:15Don't call the police.
00:44:17This is all my fault.
00:44:19No, it's not.
00:44:20Yes, it is.
00:44:22I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:44:26But I was going to pay for it once everybody left.
00:44:28You can't do this.
00:44:30It's a waste of money.
00:44:32Neither of us want me to win.
00:44:34It's worth it.
00:44:35Trust me.
00:44:37Can you look beautiful in that dress?
00:44:39Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:44:41Please and thank you.
00:44:44Are you ready?
00:44:51Can you sit here?
00:44:52Okay.
00:44:55There he is.
00:44:57Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.
00:45:00Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:45:02Well, enjoy it while I last, because after tonight, I'll have a little slut begging for
00:45:09me.
00:45:11Watch your mouth.
00:45:12Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:45:15Okay, dude.
00:45:16Jules is mine first.
00:45:18I dumped her, okay?
00:45:20It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:45:22Jules broke up with you so she could be with me.
00:45:27Okay.
00:45:27Alright.
00:45:29Let's add some heat to our bet.
00:45:31Yeah?
00:45:32I get Jules' panties off.
00:45:34By the end of tonight, you hand over the Lehman internship and never come back to the summer
00:45:38house.
00:45:38Fine.
00:45:39And when you don't hook up with Jules, I want you to back off of her for the rest of
00:45:42the
00:45:43summer, okay?
00:45:43I don't even want you looking at her.
00:45:46Deal.
00:45:51You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:45:54Jules, you are looking so hot in that dress.
00:46:03Eat shit.
00:46:05Hey.
00:46:07Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:46:11Enjoy it while it lasts, Noah.
00:46:13Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight unless it's with me.
00:46:25Hey.
00:46:30Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:46:33Uh, I don't know.
00:46:34Jules.
00:46:35You, uh, you didn't answer my question.
00:46:38About what?
00:46:40The music in here?
00:46:41Because I think it sucks.
00:46:43Jules.
00:46:45Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:46:47For real.
00:46:48No contracts and no money.
00:46:50I mean it.
00:46:52I need Jules to come with me.
00:46:54Uh, Destiny, we're right in the middle of something?
00:46:57Like I care.
00:46:58I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:47:02I'm sorry.
00:47:03We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:47:05Have fun.
00:47:07Here.
00:47:08Put this on.
00:47:10I entered us into a lap dancing competition.
00:47:16You're crazy.
00:47:17Well, if you're too afraid, you can just back out now.
00:47:24You're on.
00:47:31Follow me.
00:47:37Let the show begin.
00:47:48You think you're hot shit?
00:47:51Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:47:54Everyone in the club get hot and happy.
00:47:57Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition.
00:48:04The rules are simple.
00:48:06Each one of these smoke shows will give one lucky man a lap dance.
00:48:12And you get to vote on who is hotter!
00:48:16Woo!
00:48:16Woo!
00:48:17Woo!
00:48:17Woo!
00:48:18This new play is the stuff.
00:48:21This new play is the sweetness of the people who enjoy what I'm doing.
00:48:26Right, now let the stars into the world.
00:48:30Yes!
00:48:31Come on!
00:48:33Yeah!
00:48:34Come on.
00:48:35Come on!
00:48:36Come back.
00:48:37Come, come on.
00:48:38Yes!
00:48:39Yeah!
00:48:40Come on.
00:48:42Say.
00:48:43Yes!
00:48:43I'm getting dash- обычно.
00:49:15Top that.
00:49:30Top that.
00:49:42You're the most beautiful girl here.
00:49:45Show them all.
00:50:16Yo, Jason, dude, I need the Lady Killer special now.
00:50:22Yeah, I got you.
00:50:28Here's a tip.
00:50:30And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:50:36And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:50:42Mia!
00:50:44Woo!
00:50:48As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair!
00:50:53I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public comfort.
00:51:00Here we go!
00:51:01Jules, wait!
00:51:07You look upset.
00:51:10What are you, my therapist?
00:51:12Fuck off!
00:51:14No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad.
00:51:20Jules, I have something that can make you feel better.
00:51:26What is that?
00:51:28Oh, you got time?
00:51:29Come on, Jules.
00:51:31You want to have some fun?
00:51:33No, thanks.
00:51:34Oh, but...
00:51:35Jules, I'm not letting you leave until you take these.
00:51:39Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this.
00:51:44Better play along.
00:51:55Bottoms up.
00:51:57Cheers.
00:52:00Alright.
00:52:01Turn that shit around so you can grind on me.
00:52:03Come on.
00:52:04I'm gonna go change.
00:52:09Dessie, have you seen Jules?
00:52:12I saw her running off to the dressing room.
00:52:14Emmett was with her.
00:52:17That little shit!
00:52:25Don't move.
00:52:31What do you think you're doing?
00:52:34Stop denying yourself, Jules.
00:52:36Both know you want this.
00:52:38Be gentle.
00:52:39Just like our first time, remember?
00:52:42Back off.
00:52:44Just relax, baby.
00:52:45Let that e-kick in.
00:52:46You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:52:49Oh.
00:52:50I was gonna fuck you anyways.
00:52:53Let go of me!
00:52:54This is just gonna take a minute.
00:52:56Oh, yeah, that's right.
00:52:58Mom, for me.
00:52:59I mean...
00:53:02Jules?
00:53:04Jules, are you in there?
00:53:05Noah!
00:53:06Help me!
00:53:10Noah!
00:53:11Help me!
00:53:14Emmett!
00:53:15Get off of her!
00:53:17You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend.
00:53:20What's the big deal now, huh?
00:53:24Emmett!
00:53:25She doesn't want you!
00:53:26What are you doing?
00:53:27She wants me so bad, dude.
00:53:30Even if she won't say so.
00:53:37Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:53:39I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.
00:53:43Wait, stop!
00:53:48This asshole isn't worth it.
00:54:16I don't know.
00:54:17I don't know.
00:54:17I don't know.
00:54:18I don't know.
00:54:18My boyfriend
00:54:23Mia stop
00:54:26This bitch wants to be me so bad. It's fucking pathetic
00:54:30Emmett just tried to assault me be so fucking for real and it would never want to skank like you
00:54:35You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me and
00:54:41You know what?
00:54:42He's coming back to the house with me tonight
00:54:46Mia
00:54:47Sit down Emmett if you ever come near the summer house again. I will kill you. Okay, no one. Let's
00:54:55go
00:55:01I'm not letting you take no it from me
00:55:12Thank you for getting me out of there
00:55:15Ow
00:55:17You're hurt. Let me help you
00:55:29I want to kill that guy for touching you
00:55:44I
00:55:44I
00:55:44Still think I should take you to a hospital
00:55:46I mean you just never know what those pills could have been laced with really I
00:55:50I didn't take them
00:55:52You didn't take the pills
00:55:59You know I got something better than E
00:56:01It's twice as fun
00:56:03It's twice as fun and I've been saving it just for you
00:56:13What are you trying to give me?
00:56:19Rocky road
00:56:22Oh
00:56:23Oh
00:56:23Hey I got you ice cream and this is how you repay me?
00:56:26How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice
00:56:32I'm not an asshole
00:56:33No
00:56:34You're the king of assholes
00:56:37You know I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes but
00:56:43whatever
00:56:48Whatever
00:56:49I gotta show you something
00:56:59I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me
00:57:07I
00:57:08And I only dated Mia to make you jealous
00:57:14And I only dated Mia to make you jealous
00:57:15It worked
00:57:29I've wanted you awesome right?
00:57:32stop waiting
00:57:34I need you
00:57:35now
00:57:41what if somebody sees
00:57:43everybody's at the club
00:57:46I'm taking you upstairs
00:58:23hi this is Alan
00:58:25it's Mia
00:58:26yeah Noah's girlfriend
00:58:29he was hinting at
00:58:31proposing to me soon
00:58:32and we would just love it
00:58:34if you were here for it
00:58:37okay bye
00:58:51hey sleepy little
00:58:53what are you doing up so early
00:58:56I thought I wore you out last night
00:58:58I'm ready for another round
00:59:01hey can you knock
00:59:02can you put your boner away
00:59:05get up
00:59:06get up
00:59:07get up
00:59:08get up
00:59:09hey unless there's a fire I'm not getting up
00:59:10it's worse than a fire
00:59:14mom's on the way
00:59:15and she can't see Jules
00:59:24you're fucking with me
00:59:25what's the big deal
00:59:26uh there's the drugs
00:59:27and the mess
00:59:28and you
00:59:28what about me
00:59:29she like totally thinks you're a slut
00:59:31but like in a bad way
00:59:32look my mom knows about the sex tape
00:59:34and she blames you for the whole thing
00:59:37I need to get out of here
00:59:38I'll hide Jules
00:59:39I'll distract mom
00:59:44yo Jason
00:59:44I'm gonna go hide Jules
00:59:46do not let my mom know that we're here
00:59:47alright
00:59:54tell me when the coast is clear
00:59:55got it
01:00:04get your brother
01:00:06now
01:00:13mommy
01:00:14Noah
01:00:20my baby boy
01:00:23mom
01:00:26I thought you were in Fiji with Roberto
01:00:29Mia called and said she needed the family ring
01:00:32to propose
01:00:38why are you hiding in a closet?
01:00:43none of your business
01:00:45okay well I was just looking for you
01:00:47because Noah wants to see you in the living room
01:00:53I can't wait for you to propose to Mia
01:00:57what is that slut doing here?
01:01:02you're the girl from the sex tape
01:01:04get out of this house
01:01:06mom
01:01:07Noah
01:01:07a little help
01:01:08mom
01:01:10this is Jules
01:01:12and she's going to be our help
01:01:15for the summer
01:01:17uh yes
01:01:18it fills my heart
01:01:20with so much joy
01:01:21to serve your son
01:01:23well it's nice to see you
01:01:25with your
01:01:26clothes on
01:01:28Lisa
01:01:29my second mommy
01:01:31we need to talk about
01:01:33engagement plans
01:01:34oh yes
01:01:35we do
01:01:38you're marrying Mia now
01:01:39I have no idea what got into her head
01:01:41I am so sorry okay
01:01:43but after dinner tonight
01:01:44I'm going to explain everything to her
01:01:46look just play along for a couple hours okay
01:01:48please
01:01:59my head hurts
01:02:00can you make yourself useful
01:02:02and get me some aspirin
01:02:03yeah
01:02:04I have some in my purse
01:02:05oh thanks
01:02:12she's prepared
01:02:21water
01:02:23water
01:02:23water
01:02:23I need water
01:02:25Jules
01:02:28what did you give my mom?
01:02:30aspirin
01:02:31aspirin?
01:02:31woo
01:02:33it's so hot in here
01:02:36Jules do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:02:41oh no
01:02:42oh
01:02:43hey
01:02:44I have an idea
01:02:45why don't we invite some of your hot friends over
01:02:48I'm feeling like a cougar
01:02:50wow
01:02:51oh that's enough
01:02:52I gotta talk to you
01:02:53let's go
01:02:54woo
01:02:55Jules
01:02:56what is wrong with her?
01:02:57your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club
01:03:00no way
01:03:01you gave her those?
01:03:02I didn't give them
01:03:03she found them
01:03:05should we call an ambulance?
01:03:06oh no fucking way Jules
01:03:08she hates you already
01:03:09what is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her?
01:03:11her drugs
01:03:14where did she go?
01:03:15where did she go?
01:03:30mom
01:03:30get out of the pool
01:03:32no way
01:03:33it feels so good
01:03:37oh wait no
01:03:39ow
01:03:40I'm drowning
01:03:42Mia
01:03:44save me
01:03:45absolutely not
01:03:47I'm not going in there
01:03:49I'm not going in there
01:03:51help
01:03:52help
01:03:52help
01:04:09you saved me
01:04:14here
01:04:15I brought you some tea
01:04:22I was wrong about you
01:04:25I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia
01:04:36thank you
01:04:37for taking care of her
01:04:40I hope I was a good maid
01:04:42yeah I should give you a raise
01:04:44can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
01:04:48you know maid
01:04:50girlfriend
01:04:51it doesn't matter
01:04:54I still got to pay you to hang out with me
01:04:58no feelings
01:04:59remember?
01:05:06I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me
01:05:10I'll tear it up right now
01:05:12I mean it
01:05:16I need that money
01:05:17more than I want you
01:05:20when my dad died
01:05:21he left my family
01:05:22with thousands of dollars
01:05:23in medical debt
01:05:25if I don't get that money
01:05:26then my mom will lose her house
01:05:30so it was really
01:05:31always just about the money
01:05:33really?
01:05:34when I started our relationship
01:05:54I want to give you the money
01:05:57not as your boss
01:05:59as your boyfriend
01:06:01Jules I want to give you everything
01:06:05I don't know what to say
01:06:10just let me take care of you
01:06:17and tell me that you love me
01:06:20I don't think I can say it
01:06:26let me take care of you
01:06:27it's the least you can do
01:06:31fine
01:06:33you can take care of me, okay?
01:06:36and you don't have to tell me that you love me
01:06:39I know you do
01:06:44good morning everyone
01:06:46oh my god, Lisa, you're okay
01:06:49oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you
01:06:54I was just leaving
01:06:55you're not leaving, Jules
01:06:57we need to talk about how you ruined my son's life
01:07:03after your little sex video was released
01:07:06at first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever
01:07:11but
01:07:11after you saved me
01:07:15all I can say is
01:07:18welcome to the family
01:07:23you were supposed to give me your family ring
01:07:26that was before you left me to drown
01:07:31I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Rinaldo, in Cancun
01:07:36adios
01:07:38bye, mom
01:07:43I'll figure out a way to break you two up
01:07:47good luck with that
01:07:49I don't need luck
01:07:50I have a really big brain
01:07:58there must be something incriminating in here
01:08:05what is this?
01:08:08hmm
01:08:14ew, what died in here?
01:08:17my manhood
01:08:19listen, I have something juicy for you
01:08:21really?
01:08:25I don't like to read
01:08:27it's a contract between Jules and Noah
01:08:29they're faking their entire relationship
01:08:32so he can get that stupid layman internship
01:08:35that's cheating
01:08:37oh, great, you finally figured it out
01:08:39good boy
01:08:42I think it's time for you to cheat too
01:08:50I thought this was summer vacation
01:08:53I know, I know
01:08:55but
01:08:56I've got to work on my presentation
01:08:57for the Lehman internship
01:09:01what up, lovebirds?
01:09:04Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you
01:09:06if I saw you
01:09:07you wouldn't want to do that
01:09:08in front of our guests
01:09:12who are you?
01:09:14I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands
01:09:21Mr. Lehman
01:09:26it's great to meet you
01:09:27what are you doing here?
01:09:30Emmett called me up
01:09:30and told me about your summer house setup
01:09:33I'm a guy who likes to party
01:09:37the name's Andrew
01:09:38but my friends call me Andy
01:09:41I'd like to be your friend
01:09:44Noah
01:09:46can you help out your friend here?
01:09:48he seems a little confused
01:09:54Mr. Lehman
01:09:54why don't I take you
01:09:56to a night on the town?
01:09:58I'm a high profile guy
01:09:59who likes to get lots of trouble
01:10:00and Emmett
01:10:01promised me lots of trouble
01:10:05the next intern for Lehman Corp
01:10:07will be responsible
01:10:08for keeping me entertained
01:10:10and I get bored easy
01:10:14your interview for Lehman Corp
01:10:16starts now
01:10:21interview starts now
01:10:22dopest candidate
01:10:23gets the dopest internship
01:10:27well I'll see you in the office
01:10:29hey how about I show you out to the pool
01:10:31that's where all the babes
01:10:32are rocking their swimsuits
01:10:33mmm
01:10:41that's the guy you want to work for?
01:10:43he's a total clown
01:10:46Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry
01:10:51and if I work for him my career will be made
01:10:53but don't you already have enough money?
01:10:56Jules I had a 4.0 GPA
01:10:58I was the captain of every sports team I was on
01:11:01and I networked like a motherfucker
01:11:03I was just trying to crawl out
01:11:05from underneath my father's legacy
01:11:06and have my own career
01:11:08and then our sex tape got released
01:11:11and all my job prospects
01:11:13were completely toast
01:11:15the only interview I got
01:11:16was for Lehman Corporation
01:11:18Jules I need this internship
01:11:19and so do you
01:11:21because without it
01:11:22I can't give you the $100,000
01:11:26you lied to me
01:11:27no I didn't lie to you
01:11:29I just
01:11:30I just didn't tell you everything
01:11:32I'm sorry
01:11:37everybody
01:11:38let's get the party started
01:11:48looks like I found my lady for the night
01:11:55I've met a lot of pretty girls
01:11:57there's something special about you
01:12:00you're so beautiful
01:12:03thanks
01:12:04but I'm taken
01:12:06I'm not trying to marry you
01:12:09Noah
01:12:10tell me
01:12:12who snatched this hottie up?
01:12:14that'd be me
01:12:17you're a lucky man
01:12:18I know
01:12:24how long is he going to be here?
01:12:27I'll protect you
01:12:29look at here
01:12:30the happy little couple
01:12:33from
01:12:34soulmates
01:12:35to soulmates
01:12:39Emmett
01:12:39Noah and I are talking
01:12:41can you go entertain
01:12:43your little friend?
01:12:44yeah well I just wanted to
01:12:46congratulate the
01:12:47big man
01:12:48yeah
01:12:48it's finally gonna win our bet
01:12:51what bet?
01:12:54what bet?
01:12:56I told Noah that
01:12:57if you guys can make it
01:12:59throughout the summer
01:12:59I would drop out of the
01:13:01internship pool
01:13:03that's not true
01:13:04yeah it is
01:13:06I thought Noah would
01:13:07pussy out if I won
01:13:08so
01:13:08I recorded the whole thing
01:13:10you play that
01:13:11I'll fucking kick your ass
01:13:15I don't want to hear it
01:13:17yeah
01:13:18I'd probably break your heart
01:13:19to know that you were
01:13:20just a bet to Noah
01:13:22hmm?
01:13:23I was nothing but a bet
01:13:24to you
01:13:27I was nothing but a bet
01:13:28to you
01:13:29I was nothing but a check
01:13:30to you
01:13:33both of you can fuck off
01:13:39chicks dude
01:13:40I'm gonna kick your
01:13:41fucking ass
01:13:42I wouldn't want to do that
01:13:43in front of our
01:13:44special guest
01:13:46I don't care about
01:13:47anybody except Jules
01:13:50you're pathetic
01:13:52me
01:13:54whatever dude
01:13:58what were you thinking?
01:14:00that Noah would fall in love
01:14:01with you and save your family?
01:14:03I've been waiting all day
01:14:05to get you alone
01:14:08you're a sexy girl
01:14:10you could have a lot of fun
01:14:12I don't have time for that shit
01:14:14then make time
01:14:15there's a tradition
01:14:16at Lehman
01:14:18the boys
01:14:19share their toys
01:14:21and I want to play with you
01:14:23I don't want to be played with
01:14:25if you play nice
01:14:26I'll give your boyfriend
01:14:27the little job
01:14:29the only reason why Noah
01:14:31made his bet
01:14:31was to get this job
01:14:33even if this guy is an asshole
01:14:35I should hear him out
01:14:37what do I have to do?
01:14:40let me borrow you
01:14:41for the night
01:14:43in your dreams
01:14:48Mia
01:14:51you know where Jules is?
01:14:52ugh
01:14:52you're still caught up
01:14:54on that skank?
01:14:55maybe this outfit
01:14:56would change your mind
01:14:58Mia
01:14:59a lobotomy
01:15:00wouldn't make me
01:15:00change my mind about you
01:15:01get it through your head
01:15:03I want to be with Jules
01:15:05why do you like her so much?
01:15:07I don't like her
01:15:10I love her
01:15:14you know
01:15:15I feel sorry for you
01:15:17for falling in love
01:15:18with such a liar
01:15:19you know she planted
01:15:20that sex tape, right?
01:15:21yeah, well she said
01:15:22she didn't
01:15:24found your girlfriend
01:15:37if I do what you say
01:15:38then you'll give Noah
01:15:40this job
01:15:40yes
01:15:41and it's the only way
01:15:42you'd get in
01:15:43we only interviewed him
01:15:45as a favor to his mom
01:15:47my company looks down
01:15:48on sex tapes
01:15:50wait
01:15:52now I know
01:15:53where I recognize you
01:15:54damn
01:15:55you were great
01:15:57just one kiss
01:15:59that's all it takes
01:16:00to get your boyfriend
01:16:01the little job
01:16:07don't play hard to get
01:16:14get off
01:16:20get off
01:16:21let me have my fun
01:16:23then you can take your turn
01:16:25if you don't leave her alone
01:16:26I'm going to break your fingers
01:16:27you wouldn't dare
01:16:31you little shit
01:16:32you'll never work for Lehman
01:16:34yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there
01:16:35because I would rather fuck
01:16:36a literal cheese grater
01:16:38than work with any of you pervs
01:16:39at Lehman
01:16:41you'll be hearing from my lawyer
01:16:43about my hand
01:16:44you want to mess with me
01:16:45you want to mess with me
01:16:46yeah, why don't you sue me
01:16:47and we'll let all the papers know
01:16:48that you're a sleazy dirtbag
01:16:50who's chasing young girls around
01:16:52you know, I bet your wife
01:16:53would love to hear about this
01:16:54please, don't tell my wife
01:16:56get out of my face, old man
01:17:08how could you do that
01:17:09to me Jules
01:17:12how could you do that
01:17:13to me Jules
01:17:13it wasn't what it looked like
01:17:15don't lie to me
01:17:16I saw you kiss him back
01:17:20I didn't kiss him
01:17:23but even if I did
01:17:24you made a bet with Emmett
01:17:25about our relationship
01:17:27you were getting money
01:17:28out of the deal
01:17:29so why does it matter
01:17:32tell him that he's a good kisser
01:17:34and you want him right now
01:17:35tell him you love him
01:17:38it matters
01:17:39because it makes it clear
01:17:40that you're an arrogant asshole
01:17:50you're fired
01:17:52get out of my house
01:18:07you're gone for good, bitch
01:18:13you never belonged with us
01:18:15and now
01:18:16it's your turn to go
01:18:20I played you
01:18:21and I won
01:18:23this has nothing to do with you
01:18:26oh honey
01:18:27this has everything
01:18:29to do with me
01:18:35I planted the camera
01:18:36in your room
01:18:37and then
01:18:39I got the sex tape
01:18:40of you and Noah
01:18:41and then
01:18:43I uploaded it
01:18:44for everyone to see
01:18:50you thought you were better than me
01:18:52but I always win
01:18:55all
01:18:56I fucking do
01:18:58is win
01:19:00a miserable bitch
01:19:02like you
01:19:03will never win
01:19:12mom
01:19:13I saved the house
01:19:16it's too late
01:19:24maybe we can call the bank
01:19:25and figure something out
01:19:27someone bought it out
01:19:28from under us
01:19:29just this morning
01:19:31that's what happens
01:19:32when you lose sight
01:19:33of your goal
01:19:34you lose everything
01:19:49can I help you
01:19:51what are you doing
01:19:52in that uniform
01:19:54my dad cut me off
01:19:55after I lost
01:19:56an Andrew Lehman internship
01:19:58I guess he paid a lot of money
01:19:59to give me that job
01:20:00so
01:20:03getting anything
01:20:10I have a big tip
01:20:12for you
01:20:13seriously
01:20:16smile more
01:20:24this money feels dirty
01:20:26I never want to see
01:20:27this check again
01:20:39miss me
01:20:45miss me
01:20:51get lost
01:20:52I deserve that
01:20:57look I wrote us up
01:20:58a new contract
01:20:59alright
01:21:00and I think you'll
01:21:01really like it
01:21:06is this the deed
01:21:07to my house
01:21:08yeah
01:21:10this morning
01:21:10I bought it
01:21:13you bought my house
01:21:14from under us
01:21:15look at the name
01:21:16on the title
01:21:19oh my god
01:21:21you put it
01:21:22under my name
01:21:24cheers Jules
01:21:26it's all yours
01:21:28but
01:21:29I am only giving it to you
01:21:30under one condition
01:21:33another condition
01:21:35what do you want me
01:21:36to be your fake girlfriend again
01:21:38sleep with your boss
01:21:39drug your mom
01:21:40no
01:21:43but I would like you
01:21:44to meet me
01:21:44at the summer house
01:21:46tonight
01:21:52at 8pm
01:21:54and I want you to wear this
01:22:09what are you doing here
01:22:11Noah told me to come
01:22:12really
01:22:13oh
01:22:14how pathetic
01:22:16Noah's throwing me
01:22:17an engagement party
01:22:22he's proposing to you
01:22:24when did you two
01:22:25get back together
01:22:25well
01:22:26it's not official yet
01:22:28but he invited me here
01:22:29to pop the big question
01:22:30in front of everyone
01:22:31and even an idiot
01:22:32like you
01:22:33would know
01:22:33that he's proposing
01:22:35I guess after spending
01:22:36the entire summer
01:22:37being bored to death
01:22:38by you
01:22:39Noah decided
01:22:40it was time
01:22:40to be with
01:22:41the best
01:22:44Mia
01:22:45Jules
01:22:46I am so happy
01:22:47that both of you
01:22:48were here
01:22:48why did you invite me
01:22:50here
01:22:50to watch you
01:22:51propose to Mia
01:22:53propose
01:22:54who said anything
01:22:55about proposing
01:22:55to you
01:22:56oh please
01:22:57the big question
01:23:00yeah I do
01:23:00have a big question
01:23:03Mia
01:23:03why did you plant
01:23:04that sex tape
01:23:05of Jules and I
01:23:07uh
01:23:09how did you know
01:23:10about that
01:23:11well because I made
01:23:12a huge mistake
01:23:13and when you were
01:23:14leaving the summer house
01:23:15I heard you're
01:23:15in Jules' fight
01:23:16you know
01:23:17the one where you
01:23:18told her that you
01:23:18planted the sex tape
01:23:19in our room
01:23:20okay
01:23:22fine
01:23:23yeah
01:23:24I planted the camera
01:23:25and I uploaded
01:23:26the video to the internet
01:23:27but I just wanted
01:23:28to watch your relationship
01:23:29blow up in all your faces
01:23:30what are you gonna do
01:23:32arrest me
01:23:33actually that's my job
01:23:34Mia Matthews
01:23:35you're under arrest
01:23:36for revenge porn
01:23:38what
01:23:38you're not actually
01:23:39doing this are you
01:23:40these are not what
01:23:41they're for
01:23:42call my dad
01:23:43oh daddy
01:23:45bye Mia
01:23:48if you invited me
01:23:50here to watch that
01:23:51I appreciate it
01:23:53that's not why
01:23:54I invited you here
01:23:59everybody
01:24:01what is he doing
01:24:05I have invited you
01:24:07all here so I can
01:24:08share my secrets
01:24:12and here are my secrets
01:24:16I scream when I see
01:24:17spiders
01:24:18I do
01:24:20and I crashed my car
01:24:22on Santa Monica Boulevard
01:24:23and I was so scared
01:24:24I just left it there
01:24:28and I cannot tell my left
01:24:29from my right
01:24:30Noah
01:24:30what are you doing
01:24:31you look like a crazy person
01:24:33and I have one more secret
01:24:36Jules I am stupidly
01:24:39in love with you
01:24:43and I want to make it
01:24:44official Jules
01:24:45right here in front of
01:24:46everybody
01:24:47I want everyone to know
01:24:49what you are
01:24:51yes
01:24:54Noah
01:24:54I'll be your girlfriend
01:24:57even if I'm an asshole
01:24:58it's part of your charm
01:25:00I love you
01:25:01I love you right back
01:25:10everybody
01:25:11let's get this party started
01:25:14let's get this party
01:25:15let's get this party
01:25:18let's get this party
01:25:19let's get this party
01:25:20let's get this party
01:25:22let's get this party
01:25:22let's get this party
01:25:22let's get this party
01:25:22let's get this party
01:25:22let's get this party
01:25:22let's get this party
01:25:22let's get this party
01:25:23let's get this party
01:25:23let's get this party
01:25:24let's get this party
01:25:24You
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