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Revenge Puck
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00:00:02Tonight's rivalry matchup is already heating up.
00:00:05It's Adam Johns of the Thunderhawks versus the Leopard Seals Golden Boy, Blake Ashburn.
00:00:10It's three games, one Golden Cup.
00:00:12Who's going to be the winner?
00:00:13Adam's definitely got this.
00:00:21Let's go, Adam!
00:00:23I'm Lucy Hart.
00:00:24I gave up my dream school to follow my boyfriend Adam when he got a hockey scholarship.
00:00:28But it's all going to be worth it when he beats his nemesis, Blake Ashburn,
00:00:31and I become the best sports photographer.
00:00:33Looks like the two captains have gotten into an intense flash in the corner.
00:00:44Make sure you get a good picture, man, alright?
00:00:48Blake Ashburn.
00:00:50He's a complete dickhead and a notorious playboy.
00:00:54Lucy Hart, my enemy's girlfriend.
00:00:57She hates my guts, but unfortunately, is totally my type.
00:01:03Looks like Blake got distracted for a second.
00:01:06Adam steals the puck, takes the shot, and he scores!
00:01:10Hey!
00:01:11Hey, what the fuck is that, huh?
00:01:13No, no, what the fuck is your goddamn pop?
00:01:19Hey, hey!
00:01:20We're done!
00:01:21We're done!
00:01:21We're done!
00:01:22We're done!
00:01:22We're done!
00:01:23The winner is...
00:01:24The Thunder Hawks!
00:01:29Adam!
00:01:30Adam!
00:01:30Adam over here!
00:01:34Oh, he probably just wants to celebrate with his team.
00:01:38Adam's always in a good mood after the game.
00:01:41I hope he likes the photo album I made him for our anniversary.
00:01:50Adam!
00:01:55Oh, my God!
00:01:58Adam, you're cheating on me with my roommate?
00:02:00You're cheating on me with my roommate?
00:02:03What can I say?
00:02:04Every time we went to have sex, you just looked like you wanted it to be over.
00:02:08But Emma, she can go all night.
00:02:12We had sex in your bed.
00:02:15And ever since, Adam hasn't been able to get enough.
00:02:20Adam's right.
00:02:21The truth is, I never really enjoyed it.
00:02:23Maybe I'm just too uptight in bed.
00:02:26So that's why you're cheating on me?
00:02:28Emma can do things you can't even imagine.
00:02:32She's bending you like a pretzel.
00:02:37Noah, I thought you were my friend.
00:02:40Why are you doing this to me?
00:02:42See, you're not hot enough to be a hockey player's girlfriend.
00:02:46I mean, look at you.
00:02:48You're even dressed like a grandma.
00:03:00You're even wearing granny panties.
00:03:05Oh, my God.
00:03:06What the heck is wrong with you?
00:03:08You can have the dorm to yourself tonight.
00:03:10Adam's going to keep me very busy.
00:03:13Very.
00:03:14I hate you guys.
00:03:16Oh, my God.
00:03:22Oh, my God.
00:03:23You can have the dorm to yourself tonight.
00:03:25Oh, my God.
00:03:28Idiot.
00:03:30Fucking stupid.
00:03:32Fucking believe this cheater.
00:03:35I'm just going to break fucking hard.
00:03:37I blew schools for him.
00:03:42All right, that's enough crying.
00:03:44I'm trying to enjoy the view.
00:03:52Blake Ashford.
00:03:55Blake Ashford.
00:04:02You've been listening to me this whole fucking time?
00:04:05Yeah, I have.
00:04:07You weren't supposed to hear any of that.
00:04:10Yeah, well, you know, you're not supposed to be here.
00:04:16Lucy.
00:04:18This is my spot.
00:04:19It's not your spot.
00:04:20You can't just claim a building.
00:04:23I did.
00:04:23You just lost.
00:04:24Why are you even here?
00:04:29You know what?
00:04:30I don't care.
00:04:31Hold on.
00:04:32Hold on.
00:04:34Let me guess.
00:04:35You're crying right now because of Adam.
00:04:38It's none of your business.
00:04:40Well, let me give you a piece of advice, huh?
00:04:42That guy is not worth one of your tears.
00:04:45So don't.
00:04:46Yeah, well, since you're so nosy,
00:04:48you told me that my best friend is better in bed than me.
00:04:52Jesus.
00:04:53It's pretty low, even for a fucking Adam.
00:04:56You're like, like the biggest man whore,
00:04:59so I don't care what you think.
00:05:00I don't want to hear it.
00:05:02Let me see that.
00:05:03You're a photographer, right?
00:05:04No, give that back!
00:05:05Hey, what's this? I'm looking.
00:05:07Man whore, can't enjoy some art?
00:05:08What?
00:05:10Wow, you know, you are pretty good.
00:05:12You made Adam look like he was a real hockey player.
00:05:14Stop!
00:05:14It's amazing.
00:05:15No, no, no, hold on. I'm still looking.
00:05:17Right there.
00:05:18You got a picture of me.
00:05:20Look at that.
00:05:21I knew you were looking at me behind that camera.
00:05:24You're so full of yourself.
00:05:25I'm not full of myself.
00:05:26Listen to me.
00:05:27I'm trying to get you to understand
00:05:29that there are more players on the ice.
00:05:31All right, don't give Adam all your attention.
00:05:34He was my first love.
00:05:36And we actually thought we could have, like, a future together.
00:05:39So it's more important.
00:05:41You know, I don't even know why I'm telling you any of this shit.
00:05:44Hey, hey, it's all right. Listen.
00:05:47Just relax.
00:05:48I'll take my shirt off.
00:05:48It'll cheer you up.
00:05:50Now, come on.
00:05:50Huh, no.
00:05:52All right.
00:05:55Oh, you okay?
00:05:56Lucy, you okay?
00:05:57Lucy.
00:06:06That's not mine.
00:06:10And this definitely isn't mine.
00:06:13Where the fuck am I?
00:06:16What's up?
00:06:18You're in my place.
00:06:20I'm relaxed.
00:06:21Everything's cool.
00:06:22I ain't still your kidneys.
00:06:23Did you change my clothes?
00:06:24You, uh, fell on ya.
00:06:26Hit your head.
00:06:27You were kind of like swimming around this puddle of beer, so...
00:06:32I gave you my shirt.
00:06:34Don't worry.
00:06:35Don't worry.
00:06:36I wasn't peeking.
00:06:38I mean, all that much, but...
00:06:40Ew.
00:06:41Oh, my God.
00:06:45God, this is such a nightmare.
00:06:47My fucking ex-boyfriend cheated on me with my roommate,
00:06:50and now I've been abducted by Blake Ashburn, of all people.
00:06:55How come every time you say my name, you say it like it's an insult?
00:06:57You know, do you remember when you duct taped Adam's car last year?
00:07:02No.
00:07:02Yeah, that was my car.
00:07:05My bad.
00:07:07I mean, you gotta admit that was pretty funny, right?
00:07:09No.
00:07:09I thought it was Adam's car, and he deserved it.
00:07:12Why do you guys hate each other so much?
00:07:14Ah.
00:07:15We have some mystery.
00:07:17Oh, my God.
00:07:17I feel, I feel so, so stupid right now.
00:07:21You know what I think is fucked up?
00:07:23The way that Adam keeps trying to destroy your confidence.
00:07:26What if he's right?
00:07:27Maybe, maybe I am bad at having sex.
00:07:30That's what guys like him do.
00:07:32They make you feel smaller so he can feel better about himself.
00:07:35And it's pathetic.
00:07:36But seriously, don't want to get you.
00:07:38So what?
00:07:39She just...
00:07:41She pretend like I'm fine?
00:07:43I don't know.
00:07:44You should get back at him.
00:07:48What are you saying?
00:07:50Don't you want to hurt him the way that he hurts you?
00:07:52Maybe.
00:07:53I don't know.
00:07:54You do.
00:07:56And I want to knock him off his game before the playoffs.
00:07:59What are you thinking?
00:08:03I think you sleep with me.
00:08:13Struggle with a man.
00:08:16What?
00:08:17No!
00:08:18Not for real.
00:08:19Pretend sex.
00:08:21No.
00:08:23Absolutely not.
00:08:24Listen, you pretend to have sex with me just to get under Adam's skin and mess him up before the
00:08:28game.
00:08:28But it's not real.
00:08:30It's fake.
00:08:30I am not taking my clothes off for you.
00:08:32You wouldn't have to take your clothes off. It's fake.
00:08:34Well, you're like the biggest man whore at the school.
00:08:37I don't trust you at all.
00:08:38That man whore stuff is a total ruin.
00:08:39It's bullshit.
00:08:41And once Adam sees us together, he's going to be totally jealous.
00:08:44And he's going to regret that he ever hooked up with somebody else.
00:08:47Okay?
00:08:48I promise.
00:08:49You're like the enemy.
00:08:50I would never do that to my team.
00:08:53Let's see.
00:08:53All right.
00:08:56What are you looking at?
00:08:58What is that?
00:08:59You don't want to do this.
00:09:00No!
00:09:00Give it to me!
00:09:02Give it!
00:09:03You want to do it?
00:09:04Yes!
00:09:07Honestly, I couldn't have done it without my girl.
00:09:10She keeps me grounded and she makes me the best hot chocolate in the world.
00:09:15That's my hot...
00:09:16I make that hot chocolate for him!
00:09:18So yeah.
00:09:19This one's for you, babe.
00:09:22Oh my fucking god.
00:09:24Oh my god.
00:09:26It's not your team.
00:09:28Okay?
00:09:29Look, you stole my win.
00:09:31And you broke your heart.
00:09:33Why don't you say me and you, we get some revenge.
00:09:38Okay.
00:09:39What do I have to do?
00:09:49You could start by making some hot chocolate for me.
00:10:00Still making me hot chocolates, I see.
00:10:02I'm Adam's girlfriend now.
00:10:04You are just embarrassing yourself.
00:10:06I mean, seriously, that outfit?
00:10:08Did you get dressed in the dark this morning?
00:10:12Here.
00:10:13Let me fix it.
00:10:14What?
00:10:17Excuse me.
00:10:20Sorry, sir.
00:10:21She made this for me.
00:10:25Mmm.
00:10:26Damn, that's good.
00:10:28Thank you, baby.
00:10:29Yeah.
00:10:35Of course.
00:10:38Baby.
00:10:40What the hell's going on here?
00:10:42Oh, you haven't heard the news?
00:10:44We're hooking up.
00:10:46There's no way.
00:10:48Oh, you don't believe me?
00:10:49Cute.
00:10:51Baby, why don't you lick this off my finger like you did last night?
00:10:57Blake, if you're trying to make me believe that you and Lucy had sex,
00:11:01you're wasting your time.
00:11:19Mmm.
00:11:21Mmm.
00:11:23Mmm.
00:11:25Yummy.
00:11:27Yeah, she's very thorough.
00:11:29If you know what I mean.
00:11:30I love dairy.
00:11:32She does.
00:11:34Monkey.
00:11:38Oh, what's the matter, big boy?
00:11:39Huh?
00:11:40You can move on but Lucy can't?
00:11:42I think that's called what?
00:11:43Toxic masculinity?
00:11:44You fuck.
00:11:45I don't care.
00:11:46Yeah, well, I hope that's true.
00:11:48It's because you're going to lose the gay man and your girl on the same night, then.
00:11:51My girl's right here.
00:11:54I upgraded.
00:11:57Yeah, sure.
00:11:58Well, I don't know about you guys, but I can't keep my hands off of her.
00:12:04Jesus Christ.
00:12:05What?
00:12:10Oh, shit.
00:12:11I have to go along with this.
00:12:17Well, what do you say?
00:12:18I think we've got enough time to squeeze in a quickie before the game.
00:12:22Really?
00:12:25Yeah.
00:12:26Yeah, baby.
00:12:27Later, fucker.
00:12:34Come on, Adam.
00:12:36Forget about them.
00:12:37We're just losers.
00:12:39Yeah.
00:12:41Okay, this better work.
00:12:44It's going to work, trust me.
00:12:45It's going to take the bait.
00:12:48All right, you ready to put on a show?
00:12:50Yeah, let's go.
00:12:52Let's move.
00:13:11God, she looks incredible.
00:13:17What?
00:13:18Do I look okay?
00:13:20Perfect.
00:13:23Let's do this.
00:13:25Yeah!
00:13:43You ready?
00:13:46What if he doesn't even come in here?
00:13:48Did you see that look on his face?
00:13:51The look of pure jealousy?
00:13:53He's going to come in here, trust me.
00:13:55All right.
00:13:56I'm ready when you are.
00:14:03Okay.
00:14:05It's kind of like kissing a mannequin, but...
00:14:08You can do better than that.
00:14:10I'm just nervous.
00:14:11Okay.
00:14:12Why don't we take a deep breath?
00:14:17The first rule is...
00:14:20Eye contact.
00:14:22The number two is confidence.
00:14:25Move the way that you want to move.
00:14:27Trust yourself.
00:14:29And number three...
00:14:31Physical touch.
00:14:33Touch me like you want me to feel you.
00:14:36Taking every moment.
00:14:38Every second.
00:14:39Okay?
00:14:41Then lean in like you want to tell me a secret.
00:14:44Okay?
00:14:48Your turn.
00:15:02Just trust me.
00:15:24She wouldn't.
00:15:26And perfect.
00:15:27Let's roll.
00:15:28And now for a little surprise.
00:15:30We're going behind the scenes to catch star player Blake Ashburn before the game.
00:15:39Oh!
00:15:42Hey Adam.
00:15:45Oh my god!
00:15:47Oh my god!
00:15:50Oh my god!
00:15:52Oh my god!
00:16:05Look at the camera!
00:16:07I'll head to it.
00:16:09I'm a professional.
00:16:16Can you tell us a little bit about what we just saw in there?
00:16:19Who was that?
00:16:20Is she one of your latest flings?
00:16:22The one?
00:16:23No, I'm too funny for her.
00:16:25Oh, come on!
00:16:26A young athlete like you has got to have a rotating roster of girls.
00:16:30No, you see, that girl was, uh...
00:16:34She was my girlfriend.
00:16:47And actually, I'm going to win the game for her tonight.
00:16:51Sophie, excuse me.
00:16:52Mr. Blake, please, can you tell us more?
00:16:53We'd love to know more!
00:16:54Please, Mr. Blake!
00:16:59What have I done?
00:17:09Isn't that the girl from the Jumbotron?
00:17:11Oh god, I am so humiliated.
00:17:14The one Blake called her girlfriend?
00:17:16She's so lucky.
00:17:18Huh?
00:17:20Woo!
00:17:21Let's go, Blake!
00:17:23Woo!
00:17:24You think you can just steal my girl?
00:17:27I already did.
00:17:29Good luck with my sloppy seconds.
00:17:31You know, I had her screaming my name last night.
00:17:38What the fuck was that?
00:17:39What the fuck was that?
00:17:40Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:17:41We're done, we're done, we're done!
00:17:42Hey, we started it!
00:17:43Let's go, let's go to Vox.
00:17:51Blake!
00:17:52What are you going to do with this?
00:17:54No!
00:17:55No, Blake!
00:17:59Blake!
00:17:59Hey, no, no!
00:18:00Let's go!
00:18:03Go Blake!
00:18:05Blake!
00:18:06Come on, guys!
00:18:07Blake!
00:18:08Blake!
00:18:11What did they get, huh?
00:18:12Good job!
00:18:13So, tell me, now that I've won, do I get a kiss?
00:18:21Woo!
00:18:26Okay, it's just for show.
00:18:29And I'm gonna kill him later.
00:18:38A couple hours ago, I wanted to kill you, but your plan worked, so.
00:18:46I'm sorry that I told everybody that you were my girlfriend.
00:18:49Oh!
00:18:51I just know we didn't talk about that.
00:18:53Why did you?
00:18:55I just didn't want the reporters to skew it so it looked like you were just some random groupie.
00:19:00You know, I think you deserve a lot more than that.
00:19:02Thanks.
00:19:02Wow.
00:19:03Blake isn't as bad as I thought he was.
00:19:06You know what I was thinking?
00:19:07My plan worked so well, and Adam got so mad.
00:19:11Why don't we keep this going?
00:19:14You know, till the end of the season.
00:19:16You know, I'll win the playoffs, and you'll get your revenge.
00:19:26Rules.
00:19:27Rules.
00:19:28Lover.
00:19:29Good.
00:19:31Okay, rule number one.
00:19:33We only do what's necessary.
00:19:36No random touching.
00:19:37Well, what about?
00:19:38Now hear me now.
00:19:45No, no, no, no.
00:19:46Zip it.
00:19:48You can look, but you can't touch.
00:19:50Unless it's necessary.
00:19:53Okay.
00:19:54Alright.
00:19:56Rule number two is, uh,
00:20:00No hooking up with, uh, other, other people.
00:20:04No hooking up?
00:20:05Why?
00:20:06Because you're jealous?
00:20:10What?
00:20:11No.
00:20:12It's not why, okay?
00:20:14I just, uh, I think that we need to make the story believable.
00:20:18Story.
00:20:20Yep.
00:20:21Okay, fine.
00:20:22Three.
00:20:23Okay, we have to go to events together.
00:20:26So, games, the dining hall for lunch, um, the charity gala.
00:20:31What about the post-game victory party that's happening tonight?
00:20:35It's tonight?
00:20:37Mm-hmm.
00:20:38Mmm, I don't, I don't have anything to wear, so.
00:20:42What are you talking about?
00:20:43You're wearing the perfect outfit right now.
00:20:46They're trusting.
00:20:48Welcome to the team, Lucy.
00:20:53No touching.
00:20:55Shut up!
00:20:57Shut up!
00:20:57Shut up!
00:20:58Shut up!
00:20:58Shut up!
00:21:00Okay, breathe.
00:21:01It's just a party.
00:21:03A very loud party of Blake's teammates who might actually hate me.
00:21:09Oh!
00:21:10Look who it is!
00:21:12Blake!
00:21:12What up, boys?
00:21:14You guys are doing a fucking job today.
00:21:17Boys?
00:21:18This is Lucy.
00:21:20Hi.
00:21:20Lucy!
00:21:21Our lucky charm.
00:21:23Oh, God.
00:21:25You guys all saw that.
00:21:27Hey, and we appreciate what you did for the team.
00:21:30He must be pretty special if he's showing off on the big screen and calling his girlfriend.
00:21:33It's not like he hasn't had other girlfriends before.
00:21:38Oh, uh, he's had girls before.
00:21:41Lots of them.
00:21:42All right.
00:21:43Take it easy.
00:21:45He's just, he's never brought one to a party before.
00:21:48Huh.
00:21:49So he'll sleep with them, but he won't even invite them out.
00:21:51Just like I thought.
00:21:52A man whore.
00:21:54Well, I had to bring her out.
00:21:55I mean, my God, look how good she looks in my jersey.
00:22:03You're wearing his jersey now?
00:22:05Seriously?
00:22:08You're wearing his jersey now?
00:22:10Honestly, Lucy, this is getting pathetic.
00:22:11You embarrassed yourself in front of thousands of people?
00:22:13And now what?
00:22:14You really think you're his girlfriend or something?
00:22:17Yes.
00:22:18You know what's pretty fucking pathetic?
00:22:19Is you harassing me at a party.
00:22:21Why don't you get a light?
00:22:23Burn!
00:22:25Damn!
00:22:26Get him!
00:22:28I guess if you two are hooking up, I have to offer you my sympathies, Blake.
00:22:32What is that supposed to mean?
00:22:34It means you're the most boring lay on the face of the planet.
00:22:38Get this right.
00:22:39She just lays there dead like a starfish.
00:22:41Doesn't even move a muscle.
00:22:43It's honestly weird.
00:22:45I'm gonna murder him with my bare hands.
00:22:49You know, I haven't noticed anything like that.
00:22:51Not from my very thorough experience.
00:22:54Maybe the problem's you, bro.
00:22:56I'm the atom. Are you sure everything's working down there?
00:22:58I'm crying.
00:23:02Watch yourself, Ashburn.
00:23:04Don't fucking touch her.
00:23:10You're gonna regret speaking like that again.
00:23:13Oh, don't act like he didn't fucking love it.
00:23:21Alright, you know what, guys?
00:23:23We're gonna go find a room.
00:23:24Oh!
00:23:26What?
00:23:27Later, Fonzie.
00:23:32Like...
00:23:33Like, what the fuck was that?
00:23:35Nothing.
00:23:35I mean, it totally showed him up, didn't it?
00:23:37Oh, my God.
00:23:40This is all for show.
00:23:41Bet they're doing nothing in there.
00:23:43Alright.
00:23:44It's time to celebrate.
00:23:46Sell what?
00:23:47Some sex.
00:23:50Oh, yeah, Lucy.
00:23:51Right there.
00:23:52Oh, my God.
00:23:52I'm not having fake sex with you.
00:23:54You have to.
00:23:55Did you hear what he just said about you?
00:23:56Now's your chance to get some revenge, alright?
00:23:58Oh, my God.
00:23:59This is so humiliating.
00:24:02It's quiet in there.
00:24:04That Lucy chickened out.
00:24:07I'm chickened.
00:24:08Okay.
00:24:10Oh, my God.
00:24:11Yeah, Blake.
00:24:13Yeah.
00:24:14Yeah.
00:24:14Yeah.
00:24:15Get up and down.
00:24:16Jump up and down.
00:24:17Jump up and down.
00:24:18Okay.
00:24:19Wow, Lucy.
00:24:20You are so fucking bent.
00:24:21Oh, yeah.
00:24:23I've been stretching, baby.
00:24:25Bend your little sluts.
00:24:27Oh, what's that, Lucy?
00:24:29I'm the biggest you've ever seen?
00:24:30So much bigger than Adam.
00:24:32Yeah, yeah.
00:24:32You're getting a little slump.
00:24:39Oh, my God.
00:24:43Oh, my God.
00:24:43Oh, yeah.
00:24:44Right there, Lucy.
00:24:44Don't stop.
00:24:45Don't stop.
00:24:51Take it home, Lucy.
00:24:54Blake!
00:24:55Blake!
00:24:57Blake!
00:25:00Did she just finish?
00:25:01That's it.
00:25:02I'm going and go get him.
00:25:06Here she comes.
00:25:09Take your shirt off.
00:25:10What?
00:25:12No, I'm not taking my shirt off.
00:25:14You have to take your shirt off or we're gonna get caught.
00:25:15Come on.
00:25:27Go get him.
00:25:33You've got some nerve, Lucy.
00:25:35God, you're such a fucking pervert.
00:25:37What, you just gonna pass up the opportunity for another show?
00:25:39This is stupid.
00:25:40I'm out of here.
00:25:41Bye-bye.
00:25:42I'm a fucking cuck.
00:25:47Oh my god.
00:25:50Wow.
00:25:51That was, uh...
00:25:52Too much?
00:25:53No, no.
00:25:54I'm, uh, very impressed.
00:25:57It was very convincing.
00:25:58You get so good at fake orgasm, huh?
00:26:00I don't know. I guess I've had a lot of practice.
00:26:04At, uh, at faking it?
00:26:09Lucy, have you ever had a real orgasm?
00:26:13No.
00:26:15Never? Never in your whole life?
00:26:17No, like, when me and Adam would do it, it was just, like, he'd finish and then that was it.
00:26:22Wow.
00:26:22Like pathetic human meaning.
00:26:26Yeah.
00:26:32I could help you with that.
00:26:38If you want me, Chad.
00:26:40Is he serious?
00:26:42Is this happening?
00:26:44Do...
00:26:44Do I want this to be happening?
00:26:47Wait, I can't trust Blake.
00:26:49He's a total playboy.
00:26:50Um, well...
00:26:51We have...
00:26:53Rules.
00:26:54Yeah, I know.
00:26:55I'm just saying.
00:26:56Well, I don't know.
00:26:57Do you think we, like, took it too far?
00:26:59Do we do too much?
00:27:00No, I mean, listen.
00:27:02You didn't get turned on by us having fake sex?
00:27:04It was...
00:27:05It was fake.
00:27:06Key word, fake.
00:27:07It's not real.
00:27:08It's just, um...
00:27:09You had to get revenge.
00:27:10Yes, I know that.
00:27:11Then don't say stuff like that.
00:27:12Okay.
00:27:13I got it.
00:27:14Strictly professional.
00:27:15Sounds like I have feelings for you anyways.
00:27:17Good.
00:27:18Good?
00:27:20All right.
00:27:21I'm walking you home.
00:27:22Wait, what?
00:27:23We're leaving?
00:27:24Yeah.
00:27:25Did I say something to upset him?
00:27:27Let's get the fuck out of this place.
00:27:31Why do I feel like I just messed everything up?
00:27:38Okay.
00:27:39This one's me.
00:27:41Thank you for, you know, walking me home.
00:27:44No problem.
00:27:45I'll see you tomorrow.
00:27:46For fake dating purposes only, right?
00:27:48Obviously.
00:27:50Obviously.
00:27:52Obviously.
00:27:54All right.
00:27:55Well...
00:27:57Good night.
00:27:58Good night.
00:28:03Good night.
00:28:04This is good.
00:28:06Definitely doesn't sting at all.
00:28:15What are you doing?
00:28:16Why are you throwing my clothes on the floor?
00:28:18I am kicking you out.
00:28:19What?
00:28:20You can't just kick me out.
00:28:21This is literally my room too.
00:28:23Yes, I can.
00:28:23I talked to housing.
00:28:25Adam's dad made a call.
00:28:26No, that is not fair.
00:28:27What am I supposed to do?
00:28:28Where am I supposed to go?
00:28:29This is my bed.
00:28:30You slept with the enemy and cost Adam his game.
00:28:33What did you think was going to happen?
00:28:35You slept with my boyfriend.
00:28:37You should be the one to go.
00:28:38You can tell your sob story to your fellow homeless friends.
00:28:41What?
00:28:42No, stop.
00:28:44These are my clothes.
00:28:46Stop.
00:28:47What are you doing?
00:28:47Get out of my room.
00:28:51Where the hell am I supposed to go now?
00:28:56What's up, Lucy?
00:28:57You know, if you wanted me to stay so bad, you could have just asked.
00:29:00I need to do a whole, uh, strip tease.
00:29:03Well, my roommate, um, Emma, just kicked me out.
00:29:08Oh.
00:29:10Yep.
00:29:12Wait, do you need a place to stay?
00:29:15What?
00:29:15You can stay with me.
00:29:18No.
00:29:19I got two bedrooms.
00:29:20And we're on space.
00:29:21But, but, no.
00:29:22That, that is, that's a terrible idea.
00:29:24We're fake dating.
00:29:26Nobody would think anything of it.
00:29:37It's a bad idea.
00:29:40Oh.
00:29:48So, uh, your room is gonna be downstairs.
00:29:51Mine's upstairs.
00:29:52But, feel free to use the fridge, kitchen, TV, it's all yours.
00:29:56Alright?
00:29:58You, uh, want some more?
00:29:59Sure, yeah.
00:30:16I have a question.
00:30:18What's your question?
00:30:20Why are you helping me?
00:30:22Because I like you, Lucy.
00:30:25Because we have a quest for revenge.
00:30:27A common enemy.
00:30:29I feel like...
00:30:31There's something else.
00:30:32And it's not just this rivalry you have with Adam.
00:30:36Why do you hate him so much?
00:30:40My dad died when I was 16.
00:30:44I'm sorry.
00:30:45Hey.
00:30:48Me and Adam, we were on the same team.
00:30:50Now, he was one of the first people that I told.
00:30:52And then he takes it upon himself to go to the coach
00:30:56and tell him that my head's not in the right space.
00:30:58That I'm distracted.
00:31:00And I get kicked off the team.
00:31:02That's ridiculous.
00:31:04What does this mean, my mom?
00:31:06All we had was hockey.
00:31:08Hockey's the only thing that makes our life feel normal again.
00:31:10I do.
00:31:12Do you think she puts too much pressure on you?
00:31:15Yeah.
00:31:15Absolutely.
00:31:17But I think that's okay.
00:31:19That's my job.
00:31:27I think you're a lot more than just a hockey player.
00:31:39It's been a long day.
00:31:41Get some sleep.
00:31:46Good night.
00:31:55Lucy, have you ever had a real orgasm?
00:31:58No.
00:32:00Never had an orgasm.
00:32:14Strictly professional.
00:32:25Blake Ashburn?
00:32:26Yes.
00:32:27Sign up on me, please.
00:32:29Awesome.
00:32:31Thank you very much.
00:32:32I'm Roman.
00:32:33This was a bad idea.
00:32:35A very thoughtful, well-intentioned, incredibly bad idea.
00:32:46God.
00:32:47Why do I have to be fake dating the hottest man alive?
00:32:50Good morning.
00:32:51Good morning.
00:32:54What is that?
00:32:59Woo!
00:33:00Sorry.
00:33:02You're so jumpy this morning.
00:33:05I think it's just because I'm so excited about life right now.
00:33:09Okay.
00:33:09But I got pregnant at like 745, so I gotta go.
00:33:12I'll die.
00:33:16Hey, little sis.
00:33:17I heard what happened with Emma.
00:33:19The worst.
00:33:21I gotta go.
00:33:22Bye.
00:33:22Bye.
00:33:26Bye.
00:33:29I sent you a care package.
00:33:30It should have arrived by now.
00:33:32Love you.
00:33:42Love you.
00:33:43Love you.
00:33:43I just got it.
00:33:44I'm gonna open it now.
00:33:45Bye.
00:33:51Whoa.
00:33:54How did my sister get me a fucking vibrator?
00:33:57I'm not using that.
00:33:59She's so funny.
00:34:00She's so funny.
00:34:19Oh.
00:34:22My God.
00:34:35Oh my God.
00:34:38Oh my God.
00:34:41Oh.
00:34:42I wanna taste you, sweet delight.
00:34:47And I'll chase you, skin on mine.
00:34:51You can't slip the hole on your knee
00:34:54You'll follow in my lead
00:34:56Like the ship's up on fire
00:35:01Ooh, open it up to me
00:35:04Let's make it physical
00:35:07Blake
00:35:12Oh my god, Blake, you're so high
00:35:14You're so hot
00:35:21For Lucy, love your big sis, Grace
00:35:25How sweet
00:35:30Oh, shit
00:35:36She found it
00:35:39And she's liking it
00:35:46Dude, don't listen to Lucy getting freaky right now
00:35:49Respect her privacy
00:35:52I care so hot
00:35:53Huh?
00:35:55She's thinking about me
00:35:57This is really good
00:36:00Phew, he's not home yet
00:36:02That vibrator was a lot louder than I thought it was gonna be
00:36:10How was your morning?
00:36:12Fine
00:36:14Your sister got you this
00:36:17Oh
00:36:19Oh my god
00:36:20My sister didn't send me the vibrator
00:36:22But then who?
00:36:27So, um
00:36:28There was a package by the door
00:36:31That wasn't for my sister?
00:36:33Um, no
00:36:34That crosses the line so much
00:36:37You cannot just
00:36:38Relax, listen
00:36:39You know, I was gonna return it
00:36:41But then it seemed like you were enjoying it so much
00:36:46So, so you, you, you heard me
00:36:49I was trying to be a gentleman about the whole thing
00:36:51But then, uh, I heard you
00:36:52Say my name
00:36:54Can you just stop talking?
00:36:55Okay?
00:36:55Hey, come on
00:36:56Hey
00:36:57What?
00:36:58You know, I really liked it
00:37:00This is getting way too real
00:37:01What if he's just like Adam and I get my heart broken again?
00:37:04No, okay, okay
00:37:05All right
00:37:06Stop
00:37:06No, we're not doing this
00:37:08Let's, let's just end the contract
00:37:09Oh, you want to end the contract?
00:37:11Um, after the gala
00:37:12We're, we're gonna be done
00:37:13That's what you want
00:37:14Yeah
00:37:23That has to be what I want
00:37:25You can't trust him, Lucy
00:37:26Clearly you can
00:37:31Lucy
00:37:31Come on, open the door
00:37:34Look
00:37:35It was my bad, all right
00:37:36I shouldn't have got you that gift
00:37:37It was totally crossing the line
00:37:39But just
00:37:40Open the door
00:37:41I'll make it up to you
00:37:41I promise
00:37:43Ow
00:37:43I'll take you shopping
00:37:45Shopping?
00:37:46I think all of your clothes are in the bushes underneath Emma's windows
00:37:49Come on, I'll get you a new dress for the charity gala
00:37:52I'll take you to the mall
00:37:54You can get a mall pretzel
00:37:57Whoa
00:37:59Did you see a mall pretzel?
00:38:01I did
00:38:03Fine
00:38:03All right, well, then your gowns and your pretzels will eat you
00:38:07Why does he have to be so goddamn charming?
00:38:10Come on
00:38:29What are you doing?
00:38:31I've been getting tailored clothes since I was a little kid
00:38:33Put your arms up
00:38:39God, look at his hands
00:38:40I'm falling into you
00:38:46No one loves me like you do
00:38:50Thought that you and I were through
00:38:53But I'm falling into you
00:38:56I'm falling into you
00:38:58Can I have a fist on me?
00:38:59There's nothing left to lose
00:39:02No one loves me like you do
00:39:05I'm falling into you
00:39:07Do it
00:39:08Kiss me
00:39:09Just, just do it
00:39:12Hi, welcome
00:39:13Can I help you?
00:39:14Hi
00:39:15Um, yes
00:39:16We are looking for
00:39:18A very beautiful dress
00:39:20I've got the perfect one
00:39:22Thank you
00:39:33What do you think?
00:39:39Blake
00:39:42I think it's, uh, amazing
00:39:45I think it's totally you
00:39:47And you're beautiful
00:39:50You two are adorable
00:39:51Such a lovely couple
00:39:54Oh, uh, thank you
00:39:56You know, I think so too
00:39:57So what do we think?
00:39:59We taking this dress home?
00:40:01Yes
00:40:04Wait, Blake, it's $8,000
00:40:07$8,000 to see you in that dress?
00:40:10Seems like a steal to me
00:40:13Here you go
00:40:19Hi
00:40:21Um
00:40:25Why are we in a lingerie shop?
00:40:27Because if I was your boyfriend
00:40:27I'd buy a lingerie
00:40:28But you're not
00:40:31Hi
00:40:32Hi
00:40:33What size bra?
00:40:34She's a 34B
00:40:37What the hell?
00:40:38I don't know
00:40:38How do you know my bra size?
00:40:40Eyeballed
00:40:41You can't eyeball my boobs
00:40:42I can and I will
00:40:46Thank you
00:40:48You're impossible
00:40:49And you love it
00:40:52Since when do you buy lingerie?
00:40:58Since when do you buy lingerie?
00:41:00Since I have someone
00:41:01That I actually want to wear it for
00:41:03You forget that I know you, Lucy
00:41:05I can tell when you're trying to be someone you're not
00:41:07I don't think I actually am
00:41:08Trying to become the person
00:41:09That I've always wanted to be
00:41:11Without you
00:41:12Can I help you?
00:41:14We're shopping
00:41:15Hey, babe, I like that one
00:41:17Oh yeah, that's the red one?
00:41:18Yeah
00:41:18So sexy
00:41:21Cute, right?
00:41:22I like it
00:41:24What do you think, Adam?
00:41:25Think you look good in this?
00:41:27Actually, no, don't answer that
00:41:28It's really none of your business
00:41:28Because I'm the one who's going to be seeing her in it
00:41:30Not you
00:41:31True
00:41:32You're just doing this to piss me off
00:41:34Oh, no, it's definitely an added bonus
00:41:36But I'm really just doing it because
00:41:37My girlfriend is super hot
00:41:43And you're not so bad yourself, baby
00:41:46You need to stay away from Blake, okay?
00:41:48He's just using you
00:41:50Get your fucking hand off of me
00:41:51You're going to get your heart broken, Lucy
00:41:53He's just using you
00:41:54To get back with his supermodel ex-girlfriend
00:41:58Hey, Adam
00:42:00Watch her
00:42:01Look her up
00:42:03You're not his type
00:42:05I don't trust you
00:42:06And we're over
00:42:07So can you just get the fuck out of my face?
00:42:10I think we both know that's a lie
00:42:11It's not
00:42:12Shut the fuck up
00:42:17Adam, what is going on here?
00:42:20Oh, my God
00:42:20Oh, my God, seriously?
00:42:23Oh, my God, seriously?
00:42:26You know, it's starting to smell like shit in here
00:42:27Come on, let's go, baby
00:42:34Hold up
00:42:36Did that feel good?
00:42:38Yeah
00:42:39It felt pretty good
00:42:41You look good
00:42:43Thank you
00:42:45So, uh
00:42:47How about we go get those bristles?
00:42:49Yes, I'm actually so hungry
00:42:50Let's go
00:42:55Plague makes me feel so safe
00:42:57But this is fake
00:42:58This is all fake
00:42:59Maybe he's just good at pretending
00:43:04Why are you so obsessed with them?
00:43:06Oh, my God
00:43:07Can we please not start with this?
00:43:08Oh
00:43:09You're not obsessed with them
00:43:11You're obsessed with her
00:43:13At least she doesn't yap non-stop like you
00:43:15Jesus Christ
00:43:17Can you just give it a break?
00:43:18You have been obsessed with her
00:43:19Ever since she started hooking up with Blake
00:43:22Okay
00:43:22I am your girlfriend now, remember?
00:43:25Yeah
00:43:25And this isn't working anymore
00:43:29Adam?
00:43:36Why do I care so much
00:43:37That I'm not his type
00:43:38When tonight is the last night
00:43:39Of her fake relationship
00:43:41God, get a grip, Lucy
00:43:43So, we got my suit
00:43:46We got your beautiful dress
00:43:47And we got your beautiful shoes
00:43:48Together, we make the beauty and the beast
00:44:00So, you're looking at pictures of my ex-girlfriend, huh?
00:44:04Why are you doing that?
00:44:07I'm sure you're not
00:44:09You still want to go to the Cala with me?
00:44:12Because it's fine if you don't
00:44:13I know I'm not
00:44:16Some supermodel
00:44:17If Adam ever said anything like that
00:44:19It's because
00:44:20He's an insecure little bitch
00:44:21Who's just trying to destroy your confidence
00:44:23Alright?
00:44:23Don't let him
00:44:24I'm serious
00:44:26I know I'm nothing like her
00:44:28I don't, like, measure up to her
00:44:30At all
00:44:31A million times better
00:44:33In every single fucking way
00:44:36Okay, well then
00:44:36Why did you guys break up?
00:44:37Uh, we broke up because she's a horrible person
00:44:40She's mean
00:44:41She's not nice
00:44:42She's not charismatic and beautiful and funny and charming like you
00:44:46She's the one that doesn't compare to you
00:44:48Believe that
00:44:51And I do take pretty good photos
00:44:52You do?
00:44:54You're an amazing photographer
00:44:55You're an amazing artist
00:44:57You're beautiful, Lucy
00:45:01And you know
00:45:02You're an amazing photographer
00:45:03Who's never taken a picture of yours truly
00:45:05So
00:45:06I should be the one who's upset
00:45:07Oh yeah
00:45:08Oh yeah?
00:45:09Yeah
00:45:10That's what you think
00:45:11What do you mean?
00:45:14What are you doing?
00:45:16What is that?
00:45:19I don't know
00:45:20What is it?
00:45:22I have a surprise for you
00:45:25Ta-da!
00:45:31Oh my god
00:45:33It's so sick
00:45:34Take a look
00:45:34Let me see
00:45:35Yes!
00:45:37It's awesome
00:45:38It's super awesome
00:45:40You really didn't have to do that
00:45:42Of course I did
00:45:43Consider it like my thank you
00:45:45For, you know, letting me stay here
00:45:47And buying me all these clothes and stuff
00:45:50Yeah, we did all those fake orgasms
00:45:52And all those fake kisses too
00:45:53Come on
00:45:55Okay
00:45:56Whoa
00:45:57I guess that too
00:45:59Sure
00:46:00Thank you for that
00:46:01You know what?
00:46:02It was my pleasure
00:46:04Stop
00:46:05I'm serious
00:46:08You know, you act like
00:46:09A cocky asshole
00:46:11But
00:46:13I think you're a pretty decent guy
00:46:15Don't tell anybody
00:46:16I don't ruin my reputation
00:46:18Don't worry
00:46:19I won't
00:46:21Seriously
00:46:30Thank you
00:46:32That was the coolest thing
00:46:33That anybody's ever done for me
00:46:35I'm glad you like it
00:46:36I do
00:46:38You know, I think it's better
00:46:39Than any photo I've ever taken of Adam
00:46:42If Adam were to ask you
00:46:43To get back together with him tonight
00:46:46What would you say?
00:46:49Um
00:46:53You know what?
00:46:54Don't answer that
00:46:58I'm sorry I asked
00:46:59No
00:47:00It's bad
00:47:01Well, why don't we
00:47:04Get dressed
00:47:06You know, you're still my fake girlfriend tonight
00:47:08So
00:47:10I'm gonna enjoy it
00:47:12Yeah
00:47:13Thank you
00:47:16Thank you
00:47:43X
00:47:44X
00:47:44X
00:47:45Hi boys
00:47:46Um, what is that supposed to mean?
00:47:48Oh, she was just the last girl
00:47:50That, like, brought to one of these things
00:47:52She's a model
00:47:54You're nowhere near her league
00:48:00Emma, why don't you fly out of here on the broomstick you came in on?
00:48:03Leave my girl alone
00:48:05Come with me
00:48:15God, don't listen to her
00:48:17You look beautiful
00:48:19He's just saying that
00:48:20How could he ever think I'm beautiful after being with someone like Sophia?
00:48:25So, this is it, huh?
00:48:30Yep
00:48:32The charity gala
00:48:34The end of our professional agreement
00:48:39Clean ending
00:48:40You know, just like we talked about
00:48:43Yeah
00:48:44Clean
00:48:51Bloody know, it's been fun fake dating
00:48:53Fake dating?
00:48:56I knew it
00:49:00You too
00:49:03It's been fun
00:49:10You know, it's crazy how easy it was to make my ex jealous
00:49:15Yeah, but after this, we go back to real life
00:49:18Yeah
00:49:19But you got what you wanted, right?
00:49:21You showed him
00:49:22That you are so worth choosing
00:49:24I mean, you are
00:49:30Ladies and gentlemen
00:49:31We'll begin our presentation shortly
00:49:34Well
00:49:35Blake, can I say for just a second
00:49:37We've got a few things we need to verify
00:49:40Um
00:49:42Yeah
00:49:43Sure
00:49:44We're back
00:49:51Lucy
00:49:52Can I talk to you for a minute?
00:49:53Adam, right now is not the time
00:49:55Okay
00:49:56Please, just for five minutes
00:50:01Okay
00:50:01Sure
00:50:09I screwed up
00:50:10I know
00:50:11You cheated on me with my roommate
00:50:14Emma isn't you
00:50:15Emma isn't you
00:50:16She never supported me like you did
00:50:18She never believed in me
00:50:19And I'm sorry about what I said about you being bad in bed
00:50:22I just
00:50:23I was jealous
00:50:26I've actually missed you
00:50:27A lot
00:50:29Breaking out with you
00:50:30Was the biggest mistake of my life
00:50:36God, you're so beautiful
00:50:42Really?
00:50:44Yeah
00:51:00Well, I guess she got what she wants
00:51:03Maybe she should be with Adam
00:51:09This should feel better
00:51:12What's wrong?
00:51:13I don't know
00:51:15It doesn't feel right
00:51:17What are you talking about?
00:51:19I know the only reason you dated Blake was to get back at me and make me jealous
00:51:24You know that?
00:51:26Congratulations
00:51:27You made me jealous
00:51:28Okay, so
00:51:29I don't want you back now
00:51:31Okay
00:51:31No, no
00:51:33I did
00:51:34I did want you back
00:51:36But
00:51:38Great
00:51:38I know
00:51:39I don't want
00:51:39I don't want that anymore
00:51:41That kiss
00:51:42It didn't feel right
00:51:45And I'm sick and tired
00:51:46Of chasing you
00:51:47Okay
00:51:48So this is it
00:51:49This is it
00:51:50We're done
00:51:52Goodbye
00:51:55Lucy
00:51:56Lucy
00:52:02Adam
00:52:02Give it a rest
00:52:03You only want Lucy
00:52:05Because Blake wants her
00:52:07You don't know what you're talking about
00:52:13If he broke up with her
00:52:14You would come crawling back to me
00:52:18I have to break up Blake and Lucy
00:52:26Blake
00:52:28Blake, where are you?
00:52:29Where did you go?
00:52:35Hey
00:52:36Where did you go?
00:52:42All right
00:52:43Ladies and gentlemen
00:52:44The moment you've all been waiting for
00:52:47This year's youth sports
00:52:49Impact award goes to
00:52:55Blake Ashburn
00:53:02That's a good bullshit
00:53:03Shut up
00:53:06Don't touch me
00:53:07Okay, it's over
00:53:14Blake, are you here?
00:53:16Blake?
00:53:18Well, I'm sure he's just out there
00:53:21Practicing his slap shots
00:53:36Here you are
00:53:41You know, if you want to pack your stuff
00:53:43Go ahead
00:53:43Don't mind me
00:53:46What?
00:53:48You literally just missed the entire fucking gala
00:53:50Really, huh?
00:53:51Yeah
00:53:52You know, I'm surprised you noticed if I was there
00:53:54And you seem pretty occupied
00:53:56You're all cozy
00:53:57It's your boy, Adam
00:53:58Oh
00:53:59Oh, yeah, you saw that
00:54:00Okay
00:54:00Yeah, I saw everything
00:54:03You know, I thought that we were on a quest for revenge
00:54:05But turns out you were just
00:54:07Just trying to get back with it
00:54:08All right
00:54:09I'll admit it, okay?
00:54:10It was nice to see him jealous
00:54:11And it felt good, okay?
00:54:14But I
00:54:14Lucy, you were playing games with me
00:54:16Let's be honest
00:54:17And that's okay
00:54:20But if you're playing games
00:54:21You know what?
00:54:21That's fine
00:54:23We're going to play my game
00:54:24Let's make this sound more interesting
00:54:26No
00:54:27Blake
00:54:27I'm
00:54:28I'm not
00:54:33Catch up
00:54:34No, I'm not
00:54:35I'm not drinking that
00:54:36It's fucking disgusting
00:54:37Lucy
00:54:37I just saw the woman that I love
00:54:39Kissing another man
00:54:40So why don't you just please
00:54:41Drink it
00:54:42Come on
00:54:45Okay
00:54:46Fine
00:54:58That is so strong
00:54:59Oh my God
00:54:59It's like burning
00:55:05Okay
00:55:06Truth or dare
00:55:11Truth
00:55:12Are you getting back together with Adam?
00:55:15No
00:55:16Blake
00:55:17We are not back together
00:55:18What do you mean you're not back together?
00:55:19I just saw you guys
00:55:21Are you lying to me?
00:55:22What?
00:55:23Lucy, please
00:55:23I can't take it
00:55:24Do not lie to me right now
00:55:25No
00:55:26I was trying to tell you earlier
00:55:27If you would have let me finish
00:55:28That
00:55:29Yeah, okay
00:55:29You might have seen me kiss him
00:55:30But I hated it
00:55:31It was disgusting
00:55:32And
00:55:34I don't like him
00:55:35Okay
00:55:36I
00:55:36I like someone else
00:55:40I like someone else
00:55:44Tell me who you like, Lucy
00:55:47And please be very specific
00:55:49Mm-mm
00:55:51No
00:55:52What?
00:55:53It's your turn
00:55:55Truth or dare
00:55:56I choose dare
00:56:07You have to kiss me
00:56:08And I'll tell you who I like
00:56:10I wish you have
00:56:13Cause I got a thirst that can't be satisfied
00:56:17You play with my heart
00:56:20Like a tear of cards
00:56:23You and my fate in your head
00:56:26So where I fall down
00:56:30I know that
00:56:34I fucking love this game
00:56:35I love it
00:56:43I love it
00:56:46I love it
00:56:46You were the ones who I didn't bought you
00:56:47I don't bring it over
00:56:50Truth or dare
00:56:52Truth
00:56:54Did you think about me?
00:56:56When?
00:56:57You know when?
00:57:00Of course I thought of him
00:57:01And you
00:57:02Did you think about me?
00:57:04Hmm?
00:57:06Lucy
00:57:06I think about you
00:57:07Every night
00:57:11See that gift I got you?
00:57:13Yeah
00:57:13Didn't work
00:57:15It was good
00:57:18But I don't know
00:57:19Let's fix that
00:57:21Right now
00:57:33I don't want it to be fake
00:57:36It's not gonna be fake baby
00:57:37I don't want it to be real
00:57:42So
00:57:43I have a question
00:57:47Does this mean our deal's over?
00:57:50Fuck that deal
00:57:52It's always been real to me
00:57:54If this is real
00:57:55Then
00:57:56There's always a chance
00:57:57My heart could get broken again
00:58:00What?
00:58:02What?
00:58:02Lucy what are you doing?
00:58:03Talk to me
00:58:06Adam said I was really bad
00:58:07So
00:58:07I don't want to
00:58:09I don't want to disappoint you
00:58:11Lucy that would be impossible
00:58:13You are the most beautiful person
00:58:14That I have ever met
00:58:15And you care
00:58:16And you've never been with anybody
00:58:18That made you feel safe
00:58:19That made you feel loved
00:58:21But I'm here now
00:58:22And it's just me and you
00:58:26There's nothing to fear
00:58:27I know
00:58:28And there's nothing to prove
00:58:30I really believe it
00:58:31If I can't
00:58:31If we're so honest
00:58:33I want it to be good
00:58:37We're gonna take it slow
00:58:38And we don't have to do anything
00:58:39That you don't want to do
00:58:47But you did say
00:58:48That you liked somebody
00:58:51Is it me?
00:58:54Yes it's you
00:58:57Like I like you
00:58:58And I've always wanted this to be real
00:59:02Me too
00:59:05Always
00:59:05I see
00:59:06I see
00:59:15It's all right
00:59:16You alright
00:59:20Get me
00:59:26Get me
00:59:27Get me
00:59:29Get me
00:59:34Don't
00:59:58What are you doing?
01:00:00I make you feel good.
01:00:02Yeah.
01:00:06Holy shit, look at him.
01:00:09I'm a hockey player, baby, which means I'm very determined.
01:00:15And my work ethic is very, very methodical.
01:00:24I'm not leaving a spot until the job is done.
01:00:29It's putting a lot of pressure on yourself.
01:00:32You don't have to do that.
01:00:34I would.
01:00:52You don't have to do that.
01:01:05I don't know.
01:01:08I don't know.
01:01:15I don't know.
01:01:24I don't know.
01:01:28What?
01:01:30What?
01:01:32You know, you were amazing last night.
01:01:36You don't have to say that.
01:01:38I know I don't have to say that.
01:01:40I'm not serious.
01:01:42You know, Adamus had no fucking idea what he was doing.
01:01:45Because you weren't just good.
01:01:47You were great.
01:01:48Can't be nice.
01:01:53You know, I wish I could just stay in bed with you all day,
01:01:55but I think I have to get to practice.
01:02:02You sure?
01:02:04Yeah.
01:02:06I don't know about it.
01:02:07You know, I was kind of hoping that maybe we could have
01:02:11meet my sister today.
01:02:13She's in town.
01:02:14Your sister?
01:02:15Yeah.
01:02:16Yeah.
01:02:17We kind of talk about you a lot.
01:02:19Oh, yeah.
01:02:21See the next thing?
01:02:22Of course.
01:02:22Well, maybe after practice we can find somewhere to get some lunch.
01:02:26What do you think?
01:02:28Okay.
01:02:29Yeah.
01:02:30It's perfect.
01:02:32Yeah.
01:02:37What happened?
01:02:40For a boyfriend.
01:02:43Name.
01:02:44A boyfriend?
01:02:46I love it.
01:02:48Yeah?
01:02:49Yeah.
01:02:51Yeah.
01:02:53All right.
01:02:54I gotta go.
01:02:55Oh.
01:02:56Kick ass.
01:02:58Miss me.
01:03:00This feels too easy.
01:03:02And that's what makes it dangerous.
01:03:14You're calling it forward to automatic voice message.
01:03:20Please pick up.
01:03:22I want to apologize.
01:03:28what what do you want lucy hey look i feel really bad about how things ended with us
01:03:34you do yes of course we used to have so much fun as roommates why don't we catch up for
01:03:40coffee
01:03:41at that place on third why would i ever want to be friends again look i have information about
01:03:46sophia that you might want to hear what do you know what is it i'd rather tell you in person
01:03:52okay uh just give me 10 minutes okay good i'll see you soon
01:04:02how do you know this is gonna work i mean we don't even know if he's gonna be here
01:04:06oh trust me i know he's gonna be here he comes to this coffee shop after hockey practice every
01:04:12day between 9 30 and 10 so he should be here any oh look there he is it's a go
01:04:26sophia oh my god blake what are you doing here huh i heard your team made the final round of
01:04:34playoffs congrats thank you you're always a very big fan of me winning i wanted you to be the best
01:04:39you could be we all do what could emma possibly have to tell me about sophia
01:04:44you look good oh my god is that blake's ex i've been thinking about you a lot lately
01:04:51sophia we were so good together blake don't you ever miss that
01:04:57we could go back to right where we left off i knew it i knew i shouldn't address him
01:05:03i only liked him because i was a hockey player that's not true you're also so hot
01:05:09oh god i can't watch any more of this stay away from me you know i know you and i
01:05:17see
01:05:17through all this bullshit all right you liked me for two reasons one because you like to
01:05:21party so fucking much and two because it helped raise your status you know i'm with somebody
01:05:26yeah somebody new who doesn't give a shit about that stuff all right that little poor girl i've
01:05:31been hearing so much about i'm done yeah goodbye
01:05:42i can't believe i fell for a cheater again
01:05:48lucy i am so sorry that you had to see that i just knew that if i told you over
01:05:52the phone you
01:05:53weren't gonna believe me i don't trust emma but she did show me the truth about blake
01:06:00look look i know you can't trust me but you shouldn't trust blake i see him with sophia all the
01:06:08time i feel so stupid i you know i really thought that he was different well no don't blame yourself
01:06:14it's hard to see past blake's charm or those biceps
01:06:21i just have terrible taste in it well if you want any advice don't date hockey players okay
01:06:29they're not worth the heartbreak yeah no i'm never dating a hockey player ever again
01:06:36i guess i should say thanks you know for looking out for me anytime
01:07:04it didn't work he's not interested oh it's going to work they'll be broken
01:07:10up by the end of the day hey lucy i got purples where you at lucy
01:07:40it was fun while it lasted but i guess all good things have to come to an end
01:07:44i hope you and sophia are happy together what in this sophia oh my god oh my god
01:08:07you've been uh quiet for like 10 minutes it's really weird for you
01:08:15it's sober between me and blake okay it's bill well i thought i might have
01:08:22you know picked a good guy finally but it turns out they're all the same sorry lucy
01:08:32you seem so happy with him you know at this point can we just like swear off all men
01:08:38seriously i know they'll fucking suck yeah well you do say that every time you get your heart
01:08:44broken i know i'm serious like i mean it you know you can't let one bad experience
01:08:49stop you from trying again i don't want to get hurt again i know but what if you don't
01:08:56what if this next time it works out you know lucy is that yep should i no no no i'll
01:09:12get it it's fine
01:09:19hey can i explain something to you please be my guest
01:09:27um so this is my sister grace you're supposed to meet her the other day remember yeah hi grace
01:09:34blake hey nice to meet you yeah well i'm gonna give you two some privacy thank you
01:09:45hey so i got totally ambushed by my ex today but i mean i just told her that i'm not
01:09:52interested
01:09:52it's not what it looked like what do you mean it's not what it looks like what were you there
01:09:58yeah yeah i was there i saw everything my suspicions were right you are a man whore
01:10:07and you're always going to be one that's not true please don't say things like that right now
01:10:12listen i'm trying to explain something to you nothing was happening nothing was going to happen i
01:10:16promise you i'm not your type okay just just admit it not my type lucy what are you saying
01:10:28if you can't trust me after every single thing that we've been through i don't know then maybe
01:10:31we should go our separate ways don't do that come on lucy okay but just so you know i'm not
01:10:47adam
01:10:48i never will be sorry
01:11:06welcome to the championship game where the leopard shield take on the thunderhogs
01:11:19um photographer hi could you get a photo of me and my blake your blake yeah i think it would
01:11:26look
01:11:26good for the papers blake blake come here
01:11:43good luck out there today remember you're a winner blake thanks
01:11:50lucy what are you doing here huh
01:11:54just doing my job oh i thought you said you didn't care
01:12:02i don't so why are you crying
01:12:10lucy
01:12:13lucy
01:12:20lucy
01:12:21i just wanted to introduce myself i know who you are then you know blake and i are back together
01:12:28okay cool cool i don't care stop embarrassing yourself it's pathetic how you follow him around
01:12:34all the time i'm a photographer that's my job i take photos yeah he did say that you're obsessed with
01:12:41taking photos of him he said that
01:12:45how did you ever think a guy like blake could choose a nobody like you well i don't care about
01:12:52blake so go ahead go ahead you can have him lucy
01:13:00he did say you were sweet but not somebody who would ever take seriously
01:13:13get it together
01:13:17i just don't understand why you don't want to be with me oh my god you're so needy
01:13:23if i would do anything for you i broke up blake and lucy so that his head wouldn't be in
01:13:29the game
01:13:29tonight for you what how did you do that convince sophia to try and win him back like doesn't want
01:13:35her but
01:13:35lucy doesn't do that he's not back together with sophia i don't need you meddling with my life okay
01:13:41i can destroy blake all on my own destroy blake okay how are you gonna do that already done let's
01:13:50just say that he skates the sabotage and his ankle's gonna break as soon as the puck drops
01:13:57adam time to hit the ice let's go we've got it coach
01:14:02blake's gonna break his ankle that'll destroy his whole career i gotta save him before the puck drop
01:14:14let's go blakey
01:14:15come on adam can't believe lucy wanted me you're not mad that lucy wanted me but you're mad that
01:14:22she didn't want you i'm gonna destroy you asperger bring it on johnson let's go lucky
01:14:29pill you're the best come on adam you're so hot on the ice
01:14:34blake stop you you're scared they've been sabotaged don't drop the puck i've got to save him
01:14:55what's this a rabid face instead of running out onto the ice hey lucy what are you doing
01:15:10lucy what are you doing blake i had to save you what all right miss you know the ladies love
01:15:19blake
01:15:20but you can't be pummeling him on the ice no no no no he tried to sabotage him you did
01:15:26huh
01:15:30now the real fan seems to be accusing star player adam johnson cheating somebody get her on the
01:15:35tumble trot this is bullshit she's lying this is my ex-girlfriend she's been so hell-bent
01:15:41getting revenge on me that she even started fake dating blake wow it's the best fights
01:15:49yeah that's right she pretended to date blake just to get back at me
01:15:52and now she accuses me of cheating she's pathetic hey why don't you watch your
01:15:58hey why don't you watch your mouth
01:16:01come on you got this lucy maybe i pretended to date blake or so i thought it was like that
01:16:16but
01:16:17you know i thought he was this big notorious playboy but that's actually you he is nothing
01:16:22like that he takes care of me he supports me he he does everything i could ever ask for and
01:16:31it doesn't even feel like pretend anymore i've realized it's not and and i've realized that i
01:16:37actually love him
01:16:45well this is taking quite a turn
01:16:51oh can we get back to hockey now no we cannot get back to hockey you try to break his
01:16:56ankle
01:16:57you're jealous of his career well you literally have like no proof so can you just
01:17:03oh you don't have proof okay
01:17:07let's just say that he skates the sabotage and his ankle's gonna break as soon as the puck drops
01:17:13you fucking asshole here's your proof
01:17:16you gotta go you're done what no no you gotta go this is this is bullshit this is
01:17:25bullshit
01:17:32my nose
01:17:39hey you hate me perfect
01:17:42wrong is so loose
01:17:45lucy did you mean what you just said back there did you really mean that
01:17:48i do
01:17:51i love you and it didn't always just feel like you pretended
01:17:55you know it was never pretend for me
01:18:07are you freaking kidding me
01:18:14well in my 30 years of announcing i have to say i've never seen a more exciting start to a
01:18:19hockey game
01:18:24you're doing great so you won today how does it feel
01:18:30it feels pretty good you know i'm just trying to make sure you don't break your ankle right
01:18:33i'm not you know after all this practice i'm gonna go pro yeah maybe you could be the puck okay
01:18:39what the
01:18:41i know i'm not that good but i'll get better okay you know i know something else you're pretty good
01:18:46at
01:18:47they're good up
01:18:54yeah
01:18:55yeah
01:18:56yeah
01:19:03yeah
01:19:04yeah
01:19:07you know where there's a will there's a will
01:19:09If we could do this thing right now, don't tempt me.
01:19:13Like, like.
01:19:15You know, today's the deadline for a whole fake dating thing.
01:19:23So I'm wondering, did you get what you wanted?
01:19:29You know, at first I told you that I wanted to win the playoffs.
01:19:31Yeah.
01:19:33Well, I really wanted to.
01:19:35Let's see.
01:19:39So do I.
01:19:42I just didn't know you.
01:19:45It's alright.
01:19:47I had no problem waiting for you to catch up.
01:20:00Where are you going?
01:20:02Yeah, it's good.
01:20:09I can do it.
01:20:10I'm gonna tell.
01:20:11Can't do it.
01:20:12Just one step.
01:20:13I'm gonna do it.
01:20:14Do it.
01:20:15I'm gonna do it.
01:20:15I'm gonna do it.
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