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Oops! My Phoenix Mommy Snagged a War God Daddy
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00:03I'm Ovelia, the last phoenix alive.
00:08Before my mom died, she told me,
00:11the phoenix bloodline could never end.
00:14But none of the losers from the Divine Hat in the realm
00:17ever caught my eye,
00:19until I came to the human world.
00:23How's the man?
00:26Still this hot when he's passed out?
00:28And his body?
00:30Damn good.
00:35Not bad!
00:38Our kid would be...
00:42Gorgeous!
00:43Yes!
00:44The phoenix bloodline is saved!
00:56Who are you? And what are you doing?
01:01You're really hot, and I kinda need your help making a baby.
01:04Are you insane?
01:12You're hurt way too badly to leave this valley.
01:16Why not just behave?
01:18You!
01:19Relax.
01:19Relax.
01:20I only use you to continue my bloodline.
01:23I won't chase you afterwards.
01:28The山 for this night.
01:29I was to go out!
01:30I'm not sure...
01:35I'm out!
01:43To be honest, you're tired of what they did.
01:47I'm hungry.
01:47You're hungry!
01:52You're hungry...
01:53Today's gonna have a hot dog medical video.
01:55hooked up with that guy on the clouds got this egg already three years still no change
02:03his swimmers really that week
02:16mommy
02:21the meat's ready ready that's destroyed
02:28porn controlling fire that's my girl
02:44you are
03:02what the hell i've never pissed off the gods
03:19isn't this the mortal who was my donor back then
03:22you you are actually a god
03:26daddy
03:28hug
03:37wow daddy smells so good
03:40i missed you so much daddy i didn't know you were this handsome
03:45and a god too but why did mommy tell me you died a long time ago
03:54well your godness don't be mad
03:57it's just a misunderstanding
03:59a misunderstanding
04:02you did
04:05don't not in front of cara
04:09her name is cara
04:10yep
04:11family name
04:13no just cara
04:16we phoenixes
04:17don't really have a family name
04:19but if needed
04:21she can take mine
04:22from now on
04:24her name
04:25is cara oderson
04:29oh oderson
04:30there's only one god with that name
04:32the god of war
04:34rice
04:35oh my god the hell did i mess with
04:37so cara's blue eye is from him
04:40wait
04:40where are you taking cara
04:43wait
04:43i don't care who you are
04:45you are not taking my daughter
04:47are raising her here
04:48in the barren cave
04:51barren
04:52this is the nicest cave for miles around
04:55you seriously have no taste
04:57nice
04:58but still a cave
05:00you think i wanted
05:02phoenixes are dying
05:04i have no choice
05:14i'm taking the kid
05:17with me
05:23no way
05:26no way
05:27even if you are god of war
05:29you can't
05:31take my daughter
05:32she's my daughter too
05:34doesn't matter
05:35i've been raising her
05:37these past three years
05:40if you want to take her
05:41fine
05:42take me too
05:48daddy mommy
05:49what's wrong
05:53get in
05:57thanks cara
06:01mommy finally made it to heaven
06:19so this is the heavens
06:23it's insane
06:24can i really be here
06:28weren't you begging to come
06:30what's wrong now
06:31scared
06:31scared
06:32no way
06:33i'm going
06:42that's the woman
06:43who took advantage
06:44of lord reishayas
06:45a phoenix
06:47says she stole lord reishayas
06:48his first time
06:50his first time
06:57oh my god that's his first time
06:59oh my god that's his first time
07:00that's not even the worst part
07:01you know he already had a fiance
07:03what
07:04fiance
07:05the goddess of harvest
07:23he's engaged to goddess of harvest
07:26great
07:26cara and i are totally screwed
07:29nope
07:30we need to get out of here
07:31this evil bitch ruined
07:35lord reish
07:38so scary
07:41better not piss him off right now
07:44just play nice for now
07:47no please
07:48i want daddy to sleep with me
07:51and tell me a story
07:53but mommy always slept with you
07:56and told stories before
07:57no no i want daddy
08:08daddy
08:11wow okay
08:12so mommy's been replaced by daddy already
08:15fine
08:16daddy can stay with you tonight
08:18don't go mommy
08:21i want both mommy and daddy with me
08:25uh that's weird right
08:30stay
08:42she's seriously obsessed with you already
08:44daddy
08:46and it's only been half a day
08:47surely because i'm her father
08:49why did you run away back then
08:53i thought you were just some injured human
08:56i saved you in exchange for
08:58huh
08:58for one night
09:00you lost nothing right
09:06what you didn't lose anything
09:08but got the cutest kid in the world
09:10still not enough
09:18what are you doing
09:19what are you doing
09:41the other woman
10:10rissi i
10:11i'm tired
10:16good night
10:31it's so fun
10:33daddy i want popcorn
10:36okay
10:48rainbow bridge is crazy enough
10:51but a war god
10:52but a war god used lightning to make popcorn
10:54just because kara asked for it
10:56good
10:57kids with dads really have it easy
11:02mommy look
11:03daddy made all this for me
11:07daddy what about mommy
11:09oh no no i'm not a kid anymore
11:17oh my god
11:19this is a flaming swing
11:34lord rice
11:34the all father was furious
11:36after hearing you brought a woman back
11:39he ordered
11:40you to see him immediately
11:45all right
11:46time for a talk with my father
11:49that bitch thinks she can take
11:50greasy for me
11:51with the little bastard
11:55dream on
11:57he's mine
12:07what smells so good
12:09did daddy make snacks for me
12:14who are you
12:15let me go
12:18mommy
12:19mommy
12:48i've been waiting for you
12:52who the hell are you
12:53why are you hurting my kid
12:54i'm rice's fiance
12:56the high goddess of harvest
12:58solfi
12:58trash you and the little bastard
13:01don't deserve to be the heaven
13:02now get the hell back to your human world
13:06solvi
13:08if you touch my daughter
13:10i swear to destroy your soul
13:13a pathetic mortal
13:15who dares to threaten me
13:17who cares to threaten me
13:19mommy
13:21mommy
13:30my sweetie
13:31so you're the phoenix
13:34then i'll kill you
13:35then i'll kill you with my heavenly ice arrow
13:45you dare harm my family
13:47you're going to pay for this
13:52and i'll kill you with my family
13:53i'm i'm the harvest goddess
13:56all mother chose me
13:57kill me
13:58and the entire realm
14:00all goes to war
14:03you think i won't do it
14:09don't resist
14:10don't start a celestial war over us
14:13the baby and i are fine
14:24get out
14:25touch them again
14:26and i swear
14:27not even your mother can save you
14:30ricey
14:31you will regret this
14:48did we just cause trouble for you
14:53no it's not your fault
14:56i failed to protect you
14:58i'll never let anyone hurt you again
15:03oh my god
15:04why is this man so resistible
15:06i'm totally losing it over here
15:21olivia
15:22will you and kara stay with me forever
15:26daddy
15:28you were so so cool
15:30the lightning went bam bam bam
15:32and you scared the bad lady away
15:37but kara only makes teeny tiny sparks
15:40that's okay sweetheart
15:42when we get home
15:43daddy will teach you how to call down bigger lightning
15:45yay daddy's the coolest
15:50oh father
15:51that shameless bewitched rises
15:54she slandered me and nearly convinced him to kill me
15:57she even said
15:58said what
16:00she said your divine decree means nothing
16:02she insists on free yeast from me
16:09how dare she
16:10send word
16:12order rethes to bring that woman to me immediately
16:22yay we're home
16:27lord reesey
16:29the all father commands you
16:30to bring lady olivia to the heavenly hall immediately
16:37i'm doomed
16:39i heard the all father can wipe people out
16:44with a flick of his finger
16:46i need to take the baby
16:47and run
16:58where are you running off to this time
17:02olivia
17:03i'm
17:05i'm not
17:05i'm just worried
17:07shh
17:07don't worry
17:08i already planned
17:11to introduce you and kara
17:13to my parents officially
17:17this just came sooner
17:19officially
17:20but i'm nobody special
17:22yes you are
17:24olivia
17:25you're my wife
17:26and the mother of my child
17:43daddy
17:44why is mommy taking so long
17:47i got dressed super fast
17:50daddy is mommy gonna look like an angel
17:53your mommy already is an angel
18:10wow
18:13wow
18:14mommy is so pretty
18:17mommy is the most beautiful angel ever
18:20you're adorable
18:22such a sweet talker
18:23i'm almost starting to believe you
18:26she's not flattering you
18:29she's telling the truth
18:32you're the most beautiful woman i've ever seen
18:46this grandpa and grandma's palace
18:48it's so big and pretty
18:49where did this kid come from
18:50she's so cute
18:51even grander than daddy's temple
18:53wait
18:54why does she have the thunder gods era
18:57oh my god she's gorgeous
18:59is she the woman rythi's brought back from the mortal realm
19:01i've never seen a woman this beautiful in the heavens
19:03no wonder lord resis fell for her
19:07father
19:07this is olivia
19:09i brought her here to meet you
19:14she kneels
19:15a lowly mortal has no right to stand here
19:19chain her to the mountain
19:20and let the eagles blind her
19:27father olivia is not a lowly mortal
19:31she is my wife
19:33you dare defy your father for this woman
19:38racy calm down please
19:41i knew it
19:42even the thunder god still bows before the all father
19:51olivia is my wife
19:55if she kneels
19:57then i kneel beside her
19:59look at him
20:01the mighty thunder god humiliating himself
20:04for some mortal bird
20:06pathetic
20:07no one will ruin the thunder god
20:12i'll exile her to the frozen wastelands forever
20:16oh father lord rythi's please stop
20:22rythi's step aside right now
20:25father please stop
20:36grandpa up
20:45grandpa
20:46the wind is so scary
20:49kara's cold
20:57whose child
20:58is this
21:00kara's mommy and daddy's baby
21:02that's my daddy
21:03father
21:04kara's my daughter with olivia
21:06she's your granddaughter
21:07grandpa up
21:14it's a lie
21:15she's a filthy bird whore
21:18that bastard child isn't rices
21:21she's using that child
21:22to climb into the heaven
21:26liar
21:26the phoenix bloodline is sacred
21:29we would never mate carelessly
21:32kara is rythus's daughter
21:37i believe you
21:41you shameless bitch
21:43you seduced him when he was weak
21:45and now you're using the kid to marry your way up
21:48you filthy whore
21:50you don't deserve to stand among gods
21:53go crawl back to your pathetic little nest
21:56bad lady
21:57bad lady
21:58stop being mean to mommy
22:06ugly witch
22:07my mommy's a phoenix queen
22:09she's way hotter than you
22:11ah you little brat
22:14i'll kill you
22:21grandpa save me
22:23that ugly witch wants to kill kara
22:28stop it
22:30oh father
22:32you're protecting this child
22:34lightning
22:35is our family's unique power
22:38this child can summon it at her age
22:41she's racis's daughter
22:45grandpa is awesome
22:47even cooler than daddy
22:50good girl
22:53she's a lot cuter than rias ever was
22:58don't worry
22:59father's already fallen for her
23:02that's cause kara takes after mommy
23:09kara stays
23:10but you olivia are not worthy of rias
23:13the future olfar needs a god-born wife
23:16guards
23:17take the child away from her
23:19no no kara won't leave mommy
23:21bad grandpa
23:26touch them
23:27and you die
23:33you dare defy your father for this woman
23:36no one defies me
23:41father why can't you let this go
23:43i never wanted to oppose you
23:45but i'll never turn my back on them
23:58wow
24:03mother
24:07your majesty
24:10have you two lost your minds
24:12fighting in the divine hall in front of all the gods
24:15it's this brat
24:16he always has to fight me on everything
24:20your majesty
24:21this whole mess started because of her
24:24no one asked for your opinion
24:28take olivia to the guest quarters to rest first
24:33don't worry
24:34go get some rest
24:36and i'll come find you soon
24:43pretty grandma please don't be mad
24:46kara will be a good girl
24:49what a sweet child
24:51come here
24:57open the door
25:01open the door
25:02my lady please wait here
25:04the princess is with the queen
25:05there's no need for concern
25:07no need for concern please
25:09they're obviously trying to keep my kid and get rid of me
25:12that old man's definitely dumping me to the wasteland
25:16i'm a firebird
25:17sending me to a frozen wasteland
25:19is a death sentence
25:20nope
25:20kara and i are getting out of here
25:26re-seize
25:28you must marry solvi
25:29you know why
25:30father i can't marry her
25:32olivia is the woman i love
25:34the crimson abyss is in chaos
25:37the dragons are raging
25:38marrying solvi unites heaven and earth to stop them
25:41it's your duty
25:42father
25:44i'll kill the five dragons myself
25:45and i'll earn the right to choose my own wife
25:48you
25:59lock me up
26:00nice try
26:01not happening
26:09it's late my lady
26:10where are you going
26:11i
26:13if you can't explain it
26:16don't bother
26:29tonight
26:30you aren't going anywhere
26:41i wasn't trying to escape
26:42i just don't want to be banished to the wasteland
26:45i want to take kara home
26:47i won't let anyone send you away
26:49trust me
26:50give me some time
26:50and i'll handle everything
26:54gracie
26:55i can't
26:56car is asleep
26:57no more running from me tonight
27:02gracie
27:03what if they're right
27:04what if i only wanted your power
27:07so what
27:07so what
27:08your man's the god of war
27:10power's the one thing i'll never run out of
27:12if you want it
27:13it's yours
27:14who wants your power anyway
27:18then what do you want
27:20me
27:20fine
27:22i'm all yours
27:23stay in this hazy room
27:26to the last
27:27don't let
27:28the morning
27:33shh
27:34shh
27:52shh
27:54pretty grandma gave kara all these gifts
27:58i'm giving them all to you mommy
28:02thank you my baby
28:03you really are the sweetest little angel
28:08sweetie what if you had to choose between mommy and daddy
28:11between heaven and the mortal land
28:13i don't want to choose
28:15i want everything
28:16daddy mommy
28:18grumpy grandpa
28:19and pretty grandma
28:21all of them
28:25we'll figure everything out
28:26i promise
28:32ricey his turn
28:33what
28:34rice is going to slay dragons for that woman
28:39racese is mine
28:40and olivia she won't live long enough to see him come back
28:48stay here and be good
28:49no one can hurt you here
28:50i'll be back soon
28:52you better come back safe
28:53i'm still waiting for you to marry me
29:22my man my hero
29:24my man my hero
29:25he is so damn
29:26he is so damn
29:31solvi
29:32what are you doing here
29:35risi warned you to stay away from me and kara
29:37shut up bitch
29:41don't use ricey to scare me
29:44he went to slay dragons
29:47whether he comes back home
29:49whether he comes back alive is another question
29:51my man's a true hero
29:53i know he'll come back safe
30:00whether he returns or not
30:03he's not here now
30:05this time you're dead
30:08this time you're dead
30:09this time you're dead
30:31damn it
30:33rice
30:34or even burned his powers
30:38to leave you a lightning barrier
30:42rice left this for me
30:46he's way too good to me
30:49don't get cocky bitch
30:52just wait
30:55my husband loves me
30:59he left a barrier to protect me
31:02from crazy women like you
31:06come at me if you can
31:09bitch
31:10i will kill you someday
31:17oh father
31:18i am the daughter of the earth goddess
31:21how can they humiliate the harvest goddess like this
31:25if my mother learns this
31:27she'll be furious
31:32dry your tears child
31:33rice is just blinded right now
31:37he'll come to his senses soon
31:41those abyss dragons are unstoppable
31:45once ricey suffers enough
31:47he'll come back and admit he was wrong
31:49your engagement stands
31:52really
31:56bad grandpa
31:58he's helping that evil woman
32:00hurt mommy and daddy
32:01kara hates grandpa now
32:08kara's taking all her treasures
32:10bad grandpa
32:13i'm going to find mommy
32:21where do you think you're going
32:24you little brat
32:27you bad lady
32:29what do you want
32:36from now on
32:38i am your mother
32:39and i'll teach you how to behave
32:44let me go
32:45no mommy
32:47daddy
32:47so annoying
32:48don't worry little brat
32:51you'll see your mother very soon
32:58sweet little kara
33:00call me mommy
33:01call me mommy
33:02and all these fruits are yours
33:06accept me
33:07and i'll grant you divine status
33:12your low life bird mommy can give you nothing
33:16bad lady
33:18my mommy
33:19my mommy's the prettiest phoenix ever
33:21you're not even worth one of her feathers
33:27you little bastard
33:29doing it the hard way huh
33:31let me teach you the manners your trash mother never did
33:50kara's overusing her power
33:52she's in danger
33:53rice
33:54i'm sorry
33:55but i can't stay here
34:00you brat
34:01i'll freeze you solid
34:03and dump you in the ice wasteland
34:05your mother will never find you
34:07die
34:08mommy
34:09i can't breathe
34:25get away
34:26from my child
34:37mommy
34:38you finally came
34:40olivia
34:41you came up
34:42i couldn't touch you inside
34:45reese's barrier
34:46but now i'm tearing you apart
34:53you underestimate the phoenix race
34:55you hurt my daughter
34:57and you'll pay for it
35:13go mommy
35:14beat up the bad lady
35:20enough
35:21you pathetic mother
35:23and daughter
35:23should both die
35:30behold the sword of the gods
35:32even gods are reduced to ashes
35:36before its power
35:52drop dead
35:54don't hurt my mommy
35:57kara
35:58you filthy bird
36:00you filthy bird
36:01you filthy bird
36:28i didn't mean it rice i wasn't trying to kill you
36:36ricey ricey don't cry i killed all five dragons now no one can stop me from marrying you
36:48no ricey please don't leave me daddy wake up daddy
37:01he exhausted his power fighting dragons
37:09you idiot did you really risk your life just for a promise
37:19rice wake up cara and i need you you promised to marry me
37:26please don't leave us again
37:44honey even if it costs me
37:45everything i will save you
37:57i want mommy and daddy
38:00i want to go to the spring
38:04little princess your mommy is healing your daddy you'll just get in the way come with grandpa
38:10let me go bad grandpa what are you plotting now i want daddy i want mommy
38:14stupid old man princess cara will never surrender
38:28i can't believe it
38:32you're unconscious and history is repeating itself
38:36but this time it's not about bloodline it's because i love you
38:42honey please wake up if you do i'll do anything for you anything
38:50really
38:56anything
38:58reese you're awake
39:01you've done enough my lady leave the rest to me
39:24i want mommy i want daddy
39:29bad grandpa can't stop me be good cara i'm not lying
39:36your dad is healing he'll be okay soon
39:40bad grandpa's lying again take this
39:50bad grandpa hurt daddy
39:51hey my beard
40:01you little brat keep acting up and i'll
40:04you're what
40:06keep acting up i'll spank you
40:09hmm do it then bad grandpa hurt daddy and wants to hit cara too
40:14i'll burn this palace down
40:21all right all right grandpa was wrong i'm sorry okay what's going on here
40:27honey thank god your ear please deal with this little monster
40:33i did nothing wrong it's all grandpa's fault
40:37i did nothing wrong
40:38cara's right this is all your fault
40:40don't worry sweetie grandma's on your side
40:43honey you can't be this unfair
40:45reasonable you forced our son into marriage
40:48now he's hurt and our granddaughter suffered too
40:53good morning honey
40:58your injuries they're gone
41:04thank you for saving my life my lady
41:07to show my gratitude
41:09i've decided
41:13to give myself to you again
41:14you
41:15stop teasing me
41:20my lady
41:22a man just waking up is far too easy to tempt
41:25what on earth are you talking about
41:27why is your face so red do you have a fever
41:30you're the one with a fever
41:31god he's impossible
41:33this is a divine medicine from the thunder clan
41:37it'll strengthen your powers
41:39now it's yours
41:41how do i take this
41:44i'll feed you myself
41:53maybe we should have another baby
41:55okay
41:59okay
42:15how does this little girl never get tired
42:21disaster princess cara swam in the sky river
42:25and blasted a hole through it all the sacred fish fell into the sea
42:32princess cara started a fire roasting corn
42:36the flower goddesses already fled the garden
42:44just let her be as long as she's happy
42:48raising kids really is exhausting
42:55so
42:59cara
43:01mommy daddy
43:07daddy are you all better now
43:11yes your mommy saved me
43:14wow mommy is amazing
43:21mommy daddy
43:23you took so long to find me
43:25i thought you didn't want me anymore
43:30you're our most precious baby
43:32how could we ever leave you behind
43:40mommy and daddy were busy
43:42giving cara a little sister
43:49mommy are you having another baby
43:52little baby
43:53i'm your big sister
43:56be good and i'll save all my candy for you
44:01yay i'm going to be a big sister
44:07what are you talking about
44:10i might not even be pregnant yet
44:15not pregnant yet
44:18well then tonight
44:20i guess i'll just have to try harder
44:33olivia
44:34i was wrong
44:36thank you for saving my son twice
44:41you've proven your courage and your love
44:48spread the word in three days
44:52in three days
44:52heaven will celebrate the grandest wedding for rices and olivia
44:57thank you
44:57thank you
44:58thank you
44:59thank you
45:00thank you
45:26i know that it's a big bad world out there
45:31and that you're lost deep in it
45:35when i drink my morning coffee
45:39the newspaper says that you're out there to win it
45:43you've been chasing
45:45i object
45:54this wedding won't happen
45:58i'm the god of war's rightful wife
46:00olivia
46:01bitch if i can't have him neither can you
46:06mommy daddy
46:08it's your wedding day
46:09cara's super strong now leave this bad woman to me
46:13you little brat
46:15you dare challenge me since you want death
46:19i'll give it to you
46:21sweetie watch out
46:39i'll give it to you
46:50No! This can't be happening!
46:53I am the Great Harvest Goddess!
46:55How could I lose to you?
46:58You little bastard! I cursed you in the name of the gods!
47:01Shut up, bad woman!
47:03You lost, so now you're cursing people.
47:06I'm throwing you into the ocean.
47:18You filthy bird! Let me out!
47:32I'll never lose.
47:33I sacrificed my divinity to curse the skies into eternal darkness!
47:50What's going on?
47:52Why did the sky go black?
47:57I, Solvee, curse the Three Realms!
48:00Eternal night shall fall, and all life will wither away!
48:09Her again? Didn't I just throw her into the ocean?
48:16I can't believe. Solvee sacrificed her divinity and destroyed herself, just to block out the sun.
48:28Solvee, you're dragging everyone down with you! Just for your selfish obsession!
48:33You don't deserve to be a god!
48:35No! I won't let you destroy everything!
48:38Don't worry, my love. No one can hide the sun.
48:42You are the Phoenix of Hope and Light. You make this world eternal.
48:48Let's banish the darkness together.
48:57No!
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49:50Oh, I have a little sister.
49:59Little sister, I'll play with you from now on.
50:11Man, your genes are strong.
50:13Both girls look exactly like you.
50:15What's wrong with looking like me?
50:17It's called being adorable.
50:19Don't you like it?
50:22I do.
50:24My lady, how about one more baby?