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Waterboy Second Down Full Movie
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00:00:15You're supposed to be helping me pack for college, remember?
00:00:18You were serious about that?
00:00:19Yes.
00:00:20I thought that was just an excuse to get your hot quarterback boyfriend over for a booty call.
00:00:30Pack first, we call later.
00:00:33No.
00:00:35Karma.
00:00:39You're taking the stuff with you?
00:00:41The Waterboy uniform? No, thank you.
00:00:43But I would like your whole jersey.
00:00:46Come on, give it.
00:00:48Well, pretty soon, you're going to have one of these from the NFL with my name on it.
00:00:53I know.
00:00:54But this one is always going to be special to me.
00:01:00Yes.
00:01:03Dad?
00:01:04Son, check MSC.
00:01:05You need to look at the NFL draft now.
00:01:12Oh, my God!
00:01:15Dad!
00:01:16You're the number one pick.
00:01:18My dreams just keep coming true, huh?
00:01:20We signed a contract this afternoon and you were on a plane to California in the morning!
00:01:25Woo!
00:01:26Congratulations, son.
00:01:27Okay.
00:01:27Oh, my God!
00:01:30You're the number one.
00:01:31I'm proud of you.
00:01:32Come to California with me.
00:01:34I'm going to college in Boston tomorrow.
00:01:36I...
00:01:39We knew long distance could be a possibility.
00:01:41We can make it work.
00:01:43Yeah.
00:01:45My biggest dream has always been the NFL, but...
00:01:49Caden's my first love.
00:01:50The one who made it safe for me to be gay.
00:01:52Can I take this next step without him?
00:01:55You did it.
00:01:56You did it.
00:01:56You did it.
00:02:01Thanks.
00:02:02I know.
00:02:02I took some...
00:02:03Look in.
00:02:03You did it.
00:02:05It's his favorite.
00:02:06It's not great.
00:02:11Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:02:12Everyone, don't sign yet.
00:02:14I want to get this on video.
00:02:15The moment my son, well, our son, joins the NFL.
00:02:22Caden, come here.
00:02:23I need you here for this.
00:02:25Oh, jeez.
00:02:26Come on, son.
00:02:27Okay.
00:02:31Okay.
00:02:39I'm turning down the NFL.
00:02:46Son, playing football for the NFL has been your dream since you could walk.
00:02:49Why would you give that up?
00:02:51Come on, Dad.
00:02:52The Cobras are all the way in California.
00:02:54It's across the country from Ivy.
00:02:56From Caden.
00:02:58Don't try to change my mind.
00:02:59I know.
00:03:00I know what I'm doing.
00:03:02You cannot give up your dream for some...
00:03:04some boy.
00:03:05Mom!
00:03:06Caden isn't just some boy, okay?
00:03:08Son, we gotta only think about this.
00:03:09Come on.
00:03:10Son, really.
00:03:10Come on.
00:03:11There's long distance, right?
00:03:13We can fly him out.
00:03:14It's fine.
00:03:14You are so stupid right now.
00:03:16Oh, my God.
00:03:17Enough!
00:03:18Okay?
00:03:19No one's gonna change my mind.
00:03:20Caden is more important to me.
00:03:22Son.
00:03:23Son!
00:03:24Donovan can't really be ready to give up his NFL dreams for me.
00:03:27First, you turned my son gay.
00:03:30And now you're ruining his life.
00:03:31I didn't turn him gay.
00:03:32You are the worst mistake he has made in his life.
00:03:36Break up with him.
00:03:37I would never do that.
00:03:38I love him.
00:03:38You love him.
00:03:40He is giving up his future for you.
00:03:43Tell me, Caden.
00:03:44Would you actually give up Ivy for him?
00:03:46I will talk to Donovan.
00:03:48I will make him understand that we can still be together even if he goes...
00:03:52Didn't you see what happened in Minnesota?
00:03:54If he is ever caught with you, his career is over.
00:03:59This is what happens to gay professional football players.
00:04:03Caden, if you truly love him, break up with him and make it hurt so bad that he runs to
00:04:10California
00:04:10And he never looks back.
00:04:12That he never pursues a relationship with someone like you.
00:04:16Otherwise, he will wake up one day.
00:04:19And he will realize he wasted his life on you.
00:04:23And he will hate you for it.
00:04:26He looked to me so innocent.
00:04:30I never was the one to judge.
00:04:37You say that I'm indifferent.
00:04:40I haven't thought about it much.
00:04:44I can't let him give up his dreams for me.
00:04:46If it's meant to be, we'll find our way back to each other.
00:04:52Okay.
00:04:53Caden?
00:04:56I've loved you since you dyed my uniform equal colors.
00:04:59Will you marry me?
00:05:02Caden?
00:05:03Marry.
00:05:04I know you want to.
00:05:09Why am I nervous?
00:05:11No matter what I say, Caden will say yes.
00:05:17Looking good, Waterboy.
00:05:22I want to break up.
00:05:30Oh my god, dude, I thought you were serious or something.
00:05:32I am serious.
00:05:34I want a fresh start.
00:05:36New school, new pool of men.
00:05:40What do you mean?
00:05:41We talked about-
00:05:42You were just a high school experiment.
00:05:44It's over now.
00:05:45It's time to move on.
00:05:47I don't believe you.
00:05:49Caden, come on.
00:05:51If something's wrong, just talk to me about it.
00:05:54We can't break up.
00:05:57And he will realize he wasted his life on you.
00:06:00And he will hate you for it.
00:06:03I found someone better.
00:06:06Gotta hit the road soon, babe.
00:06:09I don't fucking believe this.
00:06:11Believe what you want, it's over.
00:06:21Kid, if you don't want to be together, fine, but...
00:06:26You're my best friend.
00:06:29I can't lose that.
00:06:32Bottom line is, I've been here for a while and I'm impatient, compliant.
00:06:37Think it's worth the wait to just try this, cause I like you.
00:06:40What do you do?
00:06:41You don't seem to see the good I do.
00:06:44I'm sorry, Donovan.
00:06:45You won't go and join the NFL if I don't cut you off.
00:06:50Staying friends with a high school hookup is pathetic.
00:06:55Say that again.
00:06:57I dare you.
00:07:02I don't want to be your boyfriend or your friend.
00:07:08Then I guess that makes us enemies.
00:07:21Okay.
00:07:22I think he bought it.
00:07:23I honestly didn't think I could pull it off.
00:07:25How do you think I did?
00:07:28Hey.
00:07:29Hey, Caden.
00:07:32You don't have to do this.
00:07:34I do, I do have to do this.
00:07:35I...
00:07:36I can't be the reason that he gives up his NFL dreams.
00:07:41That's not up to you.
00:07:43That's up to him.
00:07:46He'll understand eventually.
00:07:48You'll see.
00:07:49He...
00:07:51Please, can you talk about this?
00:07:54Please.
00:08:12That...
00:08:15Uh...
00:08:15You tell him I change my mind.
00:08:18I'm gonna sign with the NFL.
00:08:27You think I'm disposable?
00:08:29Just wait, Caden.
00:08:32I'll be so big, you won't be able to escape me.
00:08:42Goddammit, we need bigger athletes.
00:08:44How are we gonna stand out here in Boston?
00:08:46All ideas welcome.
00:08:47A signing bonus, like a big one.
00:08:49Or a free car, like a Hummer.
00:08:51Throw parties with influencers.
00:08:53Could make us look really cool.
00:08:54We could turn overlooked talent into household names.
00:08:57Did I tell you to sit?
00:08:59Clean this shit up.
00:09:00Then go pick up my dry cleaning and deliver to my house.
00:09:02I have ideas to pitch.
00:09:04What does a fudge packer like you know about sports?
00:09:07You are the diversity hire.
00:09:09Okay?
00:09:09I didn't want you here.
00:09:10If you don't like it, you can leave.
00:09:12If you fire me, I won't need the credits to graduate college.
00:09:15Then you should stop complaining about being the office's bitch.
00:09:18Don't you guys love that?
00:09:22Yeah, I gotta take this.
00:09:23Here.
00:09:24Watch this press conference.
00:09:26We'll discuss it after.
00:09:27Hey, don't forget to clean up.
00:09:29This has no sugar in it.
00:09:30And you're ruining my fucking day, okay?
00:09:34Mr. Miller, you've led the California Cobras to three championship wins and won MVP every
00:09:40single year since you joined the NFL.
00:09:42What motivates you?
00:09:44Easy.
00:09:44My first love from high school.
00:09:50Donovan and I haven't spoken in three years.
00:09:53Not since our breakup.
00:09:55But going back in the closet made him the biggest, most loved quarterback in the world.
00:10:00How romantic.
00:10:01The love of your high school girlfriend inspires you?
00:10:05That love inspired me.
00:10:07Once.
00:10:08Until I got dumped for another guy.
00:10:11Then hate became the bigger motivator.
00:10:14There's a rumor you got a career ending injury in last year's championships.
00:10:17Is that why you're leaving the Cobras?
00:10:19Okay.
00:10:20I tore my ACL in the championship, that's true.
00:10:22But I will be back by the end of the season.
00:10:25Does that mean you've already been scouted by a new team?
00:10:28Come on.
00:10:30I guess we'll just have to wait and see.
00:10:34I mean, what type of person dumps the Donovan Miller?
00:10:37Some dumb bitch from that small town he crawled out of.
00:10:40She's such a nobody the press can't even find her in that tiny hick town of ten people.
00:10:45Is it Maple whatever?
00:10:46Maple Hills.
00:10:48There were 800 students.
00:10:51You know the enrollment?
00:10:54You went there?
00:10:55Oh.
00:10:56My.
00:10:57God.
00:10:58You're the girlfriend he's been hiding?
00:11:04Oh.
00:11:05Oh my God.
00:11:06Do you see his face?
00:11:08I bet that's one of his fantasies.
00:11:10Getting bug banged by the star QB.
00:11:13Did Donovan even know you existed?
00:11:17Yes.
00:11:18We crossed paths.
00:11:31I've never kissed a guy before.
00:11:34Am I doing it right?
00:11:37Donovan did know me.
00:11:39Oh yeah, maybe in your dreams, bud.
00:11:40Fruitcake definitely had a big gay crush on Donovan Miller.
00:11:44Not only did he know who I am, I helped him win the state championship senior year.
00:11:47Oh my God.
00:11:48This Twinkie Pie actually believes his fantasies are real.
00:11:53Try cleaning, now!
00:11:55We told him.
00:11:57We have a huge potential client in tomorrow.
00:12:00Everybody dress for success.
00:12:02I need you on your A game.
00:12:03We need to sign this guy.
00:12:06Who is it?
00:12:08Donovan Miller.
00:12:09Donovan Miller.
00:12:09Oh!
00:12:12Looks like Caden's fantasy is about to come to life, huh?
00:12:15Ha!
00:12:16Ha!
00:12:16Ha!
00:12:16Ha!
00:12:17Ha!
00:12:22Sorry for teasing you.
00:12:24We just like to rip the newbies.
00:12:25We cool?
00:12:31Ooh, heads up.
00:12:32Tomorrow's theme day.
00:12:33If you show up in something tied to Donovan Miller, Dick will love it.
00:12:37I have Donovan's old jersey.
00:12:39Will this make Dick take me seriously?
00:12:55What you doing?
00:12:57Staring at your hot sexy quarterback ex-boyfriend again?
00:13:00I was looking something up for my internship.
00:13:03Right.
00:13:04And I'm wearing all black.
00:13:08You should quit.
00:13:09They treat you like shit.
00:13:11I can't.
00:13:12They are literally the only place that would take me with my grades and...
00:13:16I need an intern credit to graduate.
00:13:19Donovan has no idea, does he?
00:13:22That you were so wrecked after the breakup that you nearly flunked out of college.
00:13:27I don't know, man.
00:13:29I think you should tell him.
00:13:31He doesn't want to hear from me.
00:13:34Besides, I'll never see him again, so it doesn't matter.
00:13:38Good morning, boss.
00:13:39Please open your books to page 42.
00:14:03Please open your books to page 42.
00:14:08Donovan.
00:14:10I think I'm looking for a little bit ofΕ«.
00:14:12Donovan is here.
00:14:13What is going onβ
00:14:17Why is the room like this?
00:14:19Because Donovan is here.
00:14:22You're lying.
00:14:26but i haven't seen him since it's been three years okay well get ready because
00:14:32aaron's about to bring him in here he is the donovan who actually knows you exist
00:14:41now you can act out all your perverted little homo fantasies come on kate and kiss him kiss
00:14:46your big quarterback crush you can have the real thing
00:14:58it's been years since i broke up with donovan so he joined the nfl
00:15:02and i'm still not over him
00:15:07what the hell is going on in here sir it looks like kaden knew that donovan was coming today and
00:15:13he wanted to show him that he's his biggest fan you are my biggest fan
00:15:26i've watched all your games and i've i've tracked all your career moves
00:15:31do you know i'm your biggest fan
00:15:34it must be nice wish i could turn on the tv and see the person i miss
00:15:42why are you wearing this i told everybody to dress sharp today i'm wearing donovan's old jersey from
00:15:48high school because camille told me it was a theme day
00:15:51sir kaden kept bragging about how him and donovan went to school together and we're best friends
00:15:55that is not what i said and sir we're really worried that kaden might be a dangerous stalker
00:16:01yeah you better have an explanation for all of this or you are fired
00:16:08donovan and i do know each other please don tell them
00:16:15who are you
00:16:25still a bully
00:16:27you haven't changed at all have you
00:16:38can we all
00:16:43you're not fucking funny now clean all this shit up or you can kiss my contract
00:16:47goodbye
00:17:07you kept my jersey
00:17:10at the back i don't want it
00:17:12i don't want my fucking high school football jersey back
00:17:21you weren't wearing glasses
00:17:25it's been three years i upgraded to contacts
00:17:30i liked you better before
00:17:32what do you want
00:17:33i want you to be honest for once
00:17:36about why you dumped me back then
00:17:37me? after you pretended to not know me up there?
00:17:44aren't you curious about why i'm here?
00:17:48you got traded to the book captain
00:17:50okay
00:17:52i had five offers
00:17:54why do you think i chose boston?
00:17:56you have a strong scoring record
00:17:58don't be stupid kaden
00:18:01i came here for you
00:18:06i came here for you
00:18:06you came here for me
00:18:10come on you don't actually think i came here to get you back did you?
00:18:15what makes you think i would even want you back?
00:18:18oh you haven't changed since high school
00:18:21pretending you don't want me when
00:18:22you clearly do
00:18:26i did see you dreaming about me in class
00:18:30you were yelling my name
00:18:32i did dream about you
00:18:34but it's called a nightmare
00:18:35and explain your boner
00:18:37kaden?
00:18:47of course i want you
00:18:50you're gorgeous
00:18:52you're talented
00:18:53thank you
00:18:54well in doubt
00:18:57i knew it
00:18:58but just because i want to sleep with you doesn't mean i want you back
00:19:03liar
00:19:08you said you came here for me
00:19:10why?
00:19:16to make your life a living hell
00:19:20this isn't high school
00:19:21you know i fight back
00:19:23well i'm counting on it
00:19:25no way you can catch this flow
00:19:27on another level
00:19:27tip it up if you know
00:19:28the pressure makes diamonds
00:19:29i'm shining bright
00:19:30the festive feels like a city at night
00:19:36mr miller
00:19:37i saved you a seat
00:19:38it's far away from your gay stalker
00:19:40in case he can't control himself
00:19:43you're the one with the cardboard cutout of donovan
00:19:45Russell let's keep it professional in the office huh?
00:19:48me?
00:19:49he just called me a gay stalker
00:19:51the shoe who fits
00:19:53sorry about him mr miller
00:19:54please grab a seat
00:20:09all right team
00:20:11let's show mr miller why he should sign with us
00:20:13mr miller
00:20:14any notes before they pitch?
00:20:16well i'm new to the bus and bobcats
00:20:19i'm rehabbing my acl
00:20:20no but i fully intend to be back by the end of the season
00:20:22and until then
00:20:24i mean i don't want my fans to forget about me
00:20:27you heard the man man
00:20:28let's go
00:20:29what's always trending online
00:20:32cats
00:20:32we post them in one of your jerseys
00:20:34and it's gonna go viral
00:20:37a magazine spread
00:20:39you surrounded by big titty models
00:20:43bonus
00:20:44you can bang him after her
00:20:46good luck hooking donovan with the promise of tits
00:20:50look if these are the ideas you guys have
00:20:52and i'm not sure this is a match
00:20:53so i'ma head out
00:20:54no no no please
00:20:55we're just getting started
00:20:57fine
00:20:58i'll give you one more chance
00:21:00kaden
00:21:02since you know me so well
00:21:04why don't we hear your ideas
00:21:14uh
00:21:15i was told not to prepare a pitch
00:21:17right dick?
00:21:19kaden's just here as a favor to his school
00:21:22and to fulfill our diversity hire
00:21:24these other interns they're way more qualified
00:21:26this is my chance to prove myself to dick
00:21:29and show donovan my life didn't fall apart without him
00:21:36i was thinking that anything that you do in public it needs to fit his brand
00:21:41so cats don't make sense and you know given your secretive dating history
00:21:47um a horny magazine spread doesn't either
00:21:50genius
00:21:50so uh yeah
00:21:53okay so what would you suggest?
00:21:56uh a brand deal
00:21:59watches, football gear, anything you would authentically use
00:22:01and sell and um
00:22:03uh visit to a school
00:22:05to show boston that you're ready to join
00:22:07the community
00:22:13wow
00:22:15those ideas are actually pretty uh
00:22:18awful
00:22:19thank you
00:22:20a school visit?
00:22:21what are we running a daycare?
00:22:23i'm sorry you had to hear that mr miller
00:22:25please
00:22:25forgive him
00:22:26your grand idea would be getting donovan a pr girlfriend
00:22:31oh my god
00:22:32oh my god
00:22:33i have an idea
00:22:35why don't we get mr miller
00:22:36a pr girlfriend
00:22:37to someone super famous
00:22:38yeah
00:22:39yes
00:22:40that's perfect camille
00:22:41i want you to take the lead
00:22:42no
00:22:44i want kaden
00:22:49no no no
00:22:51camille
00:22:52camille
00:22:52she would be better
00:22:54so much better
00:22:55cute
00:22:56but i want kaden
00:22:58is that a problem?
00:23:00of course not
00:23:02i'll get the paperwork started
00:23:04meet me in my office
00:23:06brussel you come too
00:23:09excellent
00:23:10looks like you're mine
00:23:11again
00:23:20i don't know what you are planning donovan but i need this job okay
00:23:25and i just gave you job security dude
00:23:27have you learned nothing about me from high school?
00:23:31oh
00:23:32i learned everything about you
00:23:35the way you feel
00:23:39the taste
00:23:41if this is some
00:23:42freaky homo thing
00:23:46kaden was just telling me his brilliant ideas and i got a little excited
00:23:50hey great news
00:23:51i got a date set up with alicia
00:23:54rising pop star
00:23:58okay i'll agree to your date
00:24:00as long as you make kaden my assistant
00:24:02oh i think that's a terrible idea
00:24:04kaden doesn't know the difference between a jockstrap and a g-string
00:24:08gays don't know sports
00:24:11okay but dick
00:24:15i'm gay
00:24:23all the more reason for you to sign this contract and go on that date
00:24:26look
00:24:27my agency
00:24:28can keep your secret
00:24:29okay and what if i don't want to keep it a fucking secret anymore dick
00:24:32you know any other
00:24:34gay nfl players
00:24:35the offers dry up pretty fast for your kind once the word gets out
00:24:43fine
00:24:43i'll sign
00:24:46if
00:24:46you make kaden my assistant
00:24:50no
00:24:50no no no
00:24:51shh
00:24:52hell him did
00:24:52oh
00:24:53kaden's all yours mr miller
00:24:54you do with him whatever you see
00:24:56this
00:24:56i think i liked you dick
00:24:58i like you back at me
00:24:59hell yeah let's get my john hancock on this motherfucker
00:25:02do you have a pen
00:25:02i do
00:25:03yes
00:25:13where the hell is kaden
00:25:19smile donovan
00:25:21up here our relationship works better when you at least pretend to be interested in me
00:25:27i need a drink
00:25:33kaden
00:25:34what are you doing here
00:25:35i am babysitting a client for work
00:25:39you
00:25:40i'm waiting for my boyfriend
00:25:44hey don't take this the wrong way but you don't look so good
00:25:48the client that i am babysitting
00:25:51it's donovan
00:25:53he signed with my agency now he's determined to torture me
00:25:58he has no idea we've given up for him
00:26:01donovan has to know
00:26:03donovan has to know what?
00:26:07that you can't just push people around cause you're famous for playing some stupid game
00:26:10so you two are still together huh?
00:26:12let him go
00:26:16you two should join us
00:26:19no you're on a date
00:26:21well you have to do everything i say
00:26:23so you're joining us
00:26:26that's an order
00:26:36i will have the rib eye medium rare
00:26:40and he will have the mushroom ravioli
00:26:43thank you
00:26:45okay
00:26:46tell the nice waitress what you'd like
00:26:50i'll have the um
00:26:54i'll have the mushroom ravioli
00:26:56thank you
00:26:59wow donovan
00:27:00you sure know a lot about your assistant
00:27:03no he doesn't
00:27:05we knew each other in high school
00:27:08intimately
00:27:14so what was donny like in high school?
00:27:16was he a player?
00:27:18would i have been his type?
00:27:21um
00:27:24donovan
00:27:25go on caden
00:27:27tell her my type
00:27:32um
00:27:33donovan was um into nerds
00:27:36my ex was student body president
00:27:39i would not have pictured you with a nerd
00:27:42what was she like?
00:27:47i don't know
00:27:48i don't know
00:27:49i don't know
00:27:49i don't know
00:27:50you know what i can't answer that
00:27:51my ex was strong
00:27:55confident in who they were
00:27:57being around them made me feel
00:27:58safe to be myself for the first time in my life
00:28:01maybe i should tell donovan the real reason i broke up with him
00:28:04and then they dumped me
00:28:07yeah they told me i was a pathetic high school experiment and left
00:28:11but the person i loved most played my ass
00:28:16nobody played you
00:28:17oh?
00:28:19well if that's the case
00:28:20maybe i should just call my ex up and see how my ex feels about me now
00:28:27although the heart on your sporting gives me a pretty good idea
00:28:30ah
00:28:32no no no no
00:28:34um
00:28:35no
00:28:37are you okay?
00:28:39yeah
00:28:39i um
00:28:41just telling myself i will just go to the bathroom and i will clean that right up
00:28:51having fun donovan
00:29:03get out donovan
00:29:04why?
00:29:05might i embarrass you in front of your boyfriend?
00:29:07just grow up!
00:29:10how long do you think your boyfriend would hang around if you got his case out?
00:29:12god
00:29:13donovan wouldn't care because he's not my boyfriend
00:29:18okay if that's true
00:29:19why the fuck did you break up with me three years ago?
00:29:25it's complicated
00:29:26bullshit Kaden
00:29:27it's been years
00:29:31i deserve the truth
00:29:38i can't tell him everything about our breakup
00:29:41but i can give him a piece
00:29:42an olive branch
00:29:45you were gonna give up the nfl
00:29:47no
00:29:48for me
00:29:50the donovan that i love would never abandon his dream
00:29:54you're holding back
00:29:57why won't you just tell me everything?
00:29:59because it's too late
00:30:06i'm not gonna be good
00:30:10what is it gonna take for you to leave me alone?
00:30:13i'll do whatever you want
00:30:17i'll back off
00:30:19if you beg
00:30:22On your knees.
00:30:31You're hooking up with your assistant?
00:30:33No, no, no, no, it's not what it looks like there was something-
00:30:37I cannot believe the country's hottest football player is gay.
00:30:41Sweetheart, come on, you signed an NDA.
00:30:44You can't tell.
00:30:47This is not my first time as a beard.
00:30:50I'll keep your secret, but don't get caught.
00:30:52I will not let you make me look stupid.
00:30:55Oh, I won't embarrass you. Promise.
00:30:59Be more careful.
00:31:01You may be the country's hottest football player right now,
00:31:04but that can and will go away in an instant.
00:31:07Got it?
00:31:15See, I used to have a snaggletooth.
00:31:17Yeah, it's not that bad.
00:31:18Thanks.
00:31:19Mr. Miller, is there anything I can get to?
00:31:20Man, I was looking at some of your old face and-
00:31:23What is this?
00:31:24Draggling knees.
00:31:32Is there a problem?
00:31:34I don't need it.
00:31:38You kept this?
00:31:40Of course.
00:31:41Come on.
00:31:42I mean...
00:31:43So many good memories.
00:31:54I stood up with a homophobic football team,
00:31:56and now I'm the waterboy to the hot poor-back from hell.
00:32:00This is bullying.
00:32:02Well, looks like I guessed your size, right?
00:32:06Fine.
00:32:08I'll do your damn dry cleaning.
00:32:10Is there anything else?
00:32:11Well, that's it.
00:32:13Get to work, waterboy.
00:32:15I'm not your waterboy.
00:32:17I'm your assistant.
00:32:19Well, assistant or waterboy.
00:32:21Either way, you're his bitch.
00:32:23Looks like you're a bottom in the bedroom and in life.
00:32:25Ooh!
00:32:28Hey, you go get me some coffee.
00:32:29You can clean out my jockstraps,
00:32:31and you get on the floor and shine my fucking shoes.
00:32:35Now!
00:32:36Yeah!
00:32:39Okay, uh...
00:32:42Looks like you're all my bitches now.
00:32:44No, you're right.
00:32:44That was a good- that's a really good point.
00:32:46That's why- that's why you're in charge.
00:32:47So if you fuck with Caden again, you're fired.
00:32:53My dry cleaning's not gonna do itself.
00:32:57Good boy.
00:32:59Make sure you get that stay now.
00:33:08What now?
00:33:10Ugh, fan mail.
00:33:13These are just the ones that wanna hook up with me.
00:33:15Let's work through it and pull out the hot ones.
00:33:21Hmm.
00:33:23So, uh, should I pull out just the guys for you, or are you looking for another PR girlfriend?
00:33:29Jealous?
00:33:37Why would I be jealous of someone getting my sloppy seconds?
00:33:41Not a chance.
00:33:42Never mind.
00:33:43I'll just give them all a chance.
00:33:46You can leave!
00:34:06Not a chance.
00:34:32What do you want?
00:34:34Uh, I'm creating those fancy donuts.
00:34:36But, you know, the ones with the, like, uh, weird flavors and designs and shit.
00:34:43Mm-hmm.
00:34:43And you're telling me this because-
00:34:45Bring them to me, assistant.
00:34:48Unless you want me to pump dick.
00:34:51I get it.
00:34:52You don't need to threaten me.
00:34:54Good.
00:34:56Oh, and, uh, wear your glasses for me, waterboy.
00:35:13You're your majesty?
00:35:15Can I go now?
00:35:16I'm not done with you yet.
00:35:24I can't eat those all myself.
00:35:26I don't have time for this.
00:35:27Really.
00:35:29Cause, dick said that you're mine for everything.
00:35:33And anything I want.
00:35:50This is why I gave Donovan up.
00:35:53So he could chase his NFL dreams and enjoy success like this.
00:35:57Put the donuts over here.
00:36:02Ta-da.
00:36:04Can I leave now?
00:36:06No.
00:36:08Feed me.
00:36:08I got feelings for you.
00:36:13I got feelings for you.
00:36:16I got feelings for you.
00:36:20Ah.
00:36:21I got feelings for you.
00:36:21I got feelings for you.
00:36:22Ah.
00:36:24Delicious.
00:36:29Mmm.
00:36:31I need a real taste.
00:36:37What did you do that for?
00:36:38I want to taste it on you.
00:36:53I don't recall being on the menu.
00:36:56Are you sure?
00:36:58Because I kind of need more.
00:37:06We can't do this.
00:37:08What are you afraid of?
00:37:12What?
00:37:14Scared that your star quarterback ex is the best you'll ever have?
00:37:21I'm the one who broke up with you, remember?
00:37:26Fine, assistant.
00:37:29Before tomorrow, find me a brand deal.
00:37:32It's the middle of the night.
00:37:35I'm Donovan fucking Miller.
00:37:37It'll take you five seconds.
00:37:40Fine.
00:37:42See you tomorrow, sir.
00:37:45Oh, you forgot your uniform.
00:37:49I will not wear the Waterboy uniform.
00:37:52We're gonna leave high school in the past where it belongs.
00:37:55Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:37:57This uniform is so much better.
00:38:11I can't wear this.
00:38:13This scrap of fabric barely covers my junk.
00:38:16Don't worry.
00:38:17This one is for my eyes only.
00:38:21Oh.
00:38:23And there will be surprise checks to make sure you're wearing them.
00:38:32Good night.
00:38:34See you at the brand deal tomorrow.
00:38:44Wow, you actually managed to get me a last-minute brand deal.
00:38:47That's impressive.
00:38:48I stayed up all night making it happen, so if you want me to fail, you're gonna have to try
00:38:52a little bit harder.
00:38:54Noted.
00:38:59Cracking shots for the photographer.
00:39:02You trust me to do this?
00:39:04Well, you got this brand deal from Mr. Miller.
00:39:06I think you can handle it.
00:39:07Good work.
00:39:09Just don't fuck it up, fruitcake.
00:39:22Are you fucking kidding me?
00:39:24You two.
00:39:25You distracted Mr. Miller.
00:39:27Out.
00:39:28Hey, dude, it's just water.
00:39:30It'll dry.
00:39:30No, we don't have time.
00:39:32The photos are due in less than an hour.
00:39:33You're back.
00:39:36Your pants will work.
00:39:37Take them off.
00:39:38Now.
00:39:50Take off your pants, Twain.
00:39:52Uh...
00:39:52Yeah.
00:39:53Do you want to ruin Mr. Miller's shoot?
00:39:54Um, I'm sure there's some other, um...
00:39:57Donovan, I can't take them off.
00:39:59Tell them.
00:40:00Hand them over.
00:40:02Water boy.
00:40:04If I strip, everyone will see my underwear.
00:40:06Take off your pants.
00:40:09Or I'll take them off for you.
00:40:12Do you think I'm kidding?
00:40:17Do you think I'm kidding?
00:40:25Is that Donovan's face all over Kayden's junk?
00:40:28Oh my god.
00:40:29Oh my god.
00:40:30I'm late.
00:40:31I've got to wait, please.
00:40:32Oh my god, don't get too excited because your fuck hole's out.
00:40:35Look at this.
00:40:37Happy now.
00:40:39Very.
00:40:41Oh my god.
00:40:46Oh my god.
00:40:47Oh my god.
00:40:48Wow.
00:40:49I knew you had a crush on Donovan, but this is next level stalker behavior.
00:40:53I guess he really wanted Donovan on his dick.
00:40:55It is.
00:40:56It's not like that.
00:40:58Donovan made me.
00:41:00Yeah, right.
00:41:00He wouldn't do that.
00:41:01Dick.
00:41:02Hey, you see this?
00:41:03You have gone too far, Kayden.
00:41:06This is sexual harassment.
00:41:08You're fired.
00:41:08No, please, please.
00:41:09Okay.
00:41:10Guy, he's telling the truth, okay?
00:41:11I made him wear these.
00:41:13Man, you don't have to lie to protect a gay predator.
00:41:16No, he's telling the truth, okay?
00:41:17I gave him these.
00:41:18So all of you need to delete those pictures or you will be hearing from my army of lawyers.
00:41:24But why?
00:41:28Because I want him back.
00:41:32Did Donovan just out himself to protect me?
00:41:35Oh, I get it, Mr. Miller.
00:41:37You mean you have his back.
00:41:39Oh, he gave those to Kayden because he knows he's a fan.
00:41:43Yeah, he was being nice.
00:41:44That makes way more sense.
00:41:45Okay, but that's not what I fucking said.
00:41:46No, that is exactly what happened, okay?
00:41:48So if you all don't mind, I am going to find some pants.
00:41:55He destroyed me three years ago.
00:41:57Why do I still want to protect him?
00:42:00Yeah, let's do this thing.
00:42:01Come on.
00:42:08I'm disappointed in you, Mr. Russell.
00:42:10You're about to fail.
00:42:12How do I get my grades up?
00:42:15I heard you're assisting Donovan Miller.
00:42:17No fucking shot some twink is assisting THE Donovan Miller.
00:42:23If you can get Donovan to guest lecture for the class, I'll guarantee a passing grade.
00:42:28Even if he does work for Donovan Miller, no shot he'd be able to get him here, right?
00:42:34I will get him here.
00:42:36For your sake, Mr. Russell, I hope Donovan pulls through.
00:42:43Flunking out of school and a fairy?
00:42:45Tough combo.
00:42:47Don't listen to them.
00:42:48They all have small penises.
00:42:50Also, if you hold it like this, it's a smiley face.
00:42:54Anytime.
00:42:55Okay.
00:43:07There he is.
00:43:08The man of the frickin' hour.
00:43:10Fragging that he's with his best buddies with the biggest quarterback in the country.
00:43:14Do you need something?
00:43:15Admit you don't know Donovan Miller.
00:43:17I hate liars.
00:43:18I didn't lie about anything.
00:43:19You're a gay-ass pansy liar.
00:43:21Donovan is a football god.
00:43:23There's no way he knows you exist.
00:43:24Believe what you want, asshole.
00:43:28Come on, bro.
00:43:29This homo isn't worth our time.
00:43:32Donovan does know who I am.
00:43:33But he's never gonna know you because you're a meathead waste of space.
00:43:37Oh, Princess.
00:43:39You fucked up.
00:43:40I'm gonna make you eat your words.
00:43:43Better yet?
00:43:44I'm gonna make you eat my nuts!
00:43:46I had an extra long practice today.
00:43:48This baby is ripe.
00:43:49Isn't it every gay boy's dream to lick a hot football player's junk?
00:43:52Sure, if you find any hot football players, let me know.
00:43:55Get off me!
00:43:56You're gonna fucking pay for that, you cocksucker!
00:43:58Help!
00:43:59Stop it!
00:44:02Open up, twink.
00:44:03I wanna make sure you get a really good taste.
00:44:07Hey!
00:44:09The next person who touches Caden is dead!
00:44:13Donovan Miller?
00:44:14Back away from Caden.
00:44:17It's mine.
00:44:20I thought I taught you to defend yourself better than this back in high school.
00:44:24You two actually know each other?
00:44:25And what business of that is yours?
00:44:28You writing about me again?
00:44:29My lecturer found out that I'm your assistant.
00:44:32She asked me to invite you to class.
00:44:33And Nate found out and thought I was making it up.
00:44:35You should've heard him.
00:44:37Acting like you do his bidding.
00:44:39I was teaching the fairies some respect.
00:44:41I will do his bidding.
00:44:43I'd do anything for Caden.
00:44:47Wow, congratulations!
00:44:49Today was your last day as a football player.
00:44:52Wait, what?
00:44:53I play for Ivy.
00:44:54Not the NFL.
00:44:55You can't get me kicked off.
00:44:58Watch me.
00:45:00Get in the car.
00:45:02And I'm taking you home.
00:45:11I was handling that.
00:45:13Okay, you can say thank you.
00:45:16Look, those assholes live shitty, pathetic lives.
00:45:21That's why they mess with you.
00:45:24It's because you're better than them.
00:45:28You still think that?
00:45:30After I broke your heart?
00:45:32Yes.
00:45:36Caden, I'd do anything for you.
00:45:43I could break my heart a thousand times and I'd say the same.
00:45:50I haven't thought about it much.
00:45:53Have I heard that thank you yet?
00:46:08I don't know how bad that would've gone.
00:46:12I doubt they'll mess with you again.
00:46:14Yeah.
00:46:16See Nate's face?
00:46:17Maybe he's gonna piss himself.
00:46:18No.
00:46:28You came all this way for me.
00:46:30Why?
00:46:32Oh yeah.
00:46:36Your ass is mine tonight.
00:46:52Don't just stand there.
00:46:53We're here to train.
00:46:55Aren't you injured?
00:46:56Yeah, I gotta work hard if I wanna be back by the end of the season.
00:46:59But if you work out before you're fully healed, you can make your injury worse.
00:47:02Yeah, it's a risk I'll take.
00:47:03This is all that kept me alive when you...
00:47:06I broke up with Donovan so he could succeed in the NFL.
00:47:09I can't let him lose that dream now.
00:47:13Put me to work.
00:47:20Grab my feet.
00:47:28This is torture.
00:47:30How can I want my ex this much when I know I can't have him?
00:47:36I know what you're thinking.
00:47:42How could you possibly know what I'm thinking?
00:47:51You want the truth?
00:47:53Yeah.
00:47:54Hey, I want every dark dirty thought you've ever had, Waterboy.
00:47:59I was thinking that after three years in the NFL, you'd have more muscle.
00:48:11I'm not fit enough for you?
00:48:12I don't know.
00:48:13You sure you're not having trouble tackling the other guys?
00:48:18Try me.
00:48:28I'm not interested in being tackled by you.
00:48:31Really?
00:48:32Or are you just scared to have him pressed against you?
00:48:34No.
00:48:36I've seen bigger.
00:48:39Whoa!
00:48:43Still sure you've seen bigger?
00:48:47No.
00:48:48Donnie.
00:48:50You're the biggest.
00:48:52Fuck, Gaten.
00:48:58You don't have to stare.
00:49:01I'm surprised.
00:49:05I thought you hated me.
00:49:08What?
00:49:08Am I supposed to just pretend that I'm not attracted to you anymore?
00:49:15You both don't have the same effect on you.
00:49:17I cannot go down this dangerous road with my closeted ex-boyfriend.
00:49:21Especially not in a public setting.
00:49:26Um, we should get back to training.
00:49:31Okay, I'm running cone drills.
00:49:32You can find me over there.
00:49:36Outing as usual when he doesn't get his way.
00:49:38We can't fail.
00:49:39We can't wait.
00:49:52Ready?
00:49:53Go!
00:49:56Ah!
00:49:57Bob!
00:49:58Donovan!
00:50:01Hey, hey, hey, hey, let me look at it, hey, hey, hey, it's fine, no, it is clearly not,
00:50:05let me look at it, where is it, what do you fucking think, my knee, dude, what can I do
00:50:13to help, I don't know, the, the team PT massage is it for me, I do it myself, but my
00:50:22body locks
00:50:23up when I'm in this, paint, there's no PT staff here this late, I could, I could make an
00:50:32appointment, no, it's fine, don't worry about it, I warned you not to work out, no, look
00:50:38at you, Hayden, I'm going to kiss you now,
00:50:53I broke Donovan's heart so he'd chase his NFL dreams, but I never stopped wanting my
00:50:57first love, star quarterback, if you don't want to kiss me, you need to tell me right now,
00:51:11I don't want you to kiss me, Hayden, I can tell when you're lying,
00:51:24come on, we could get caught, okay, let's go back to my place,
00:51:39then hash out what happened two years ago, and then make up for the last time,
00:51:45is that why you kiss me, to manipulate me into talking about our breakup,
00:51:50no, but come on, I can't tell Donovan his mom forced me to break up with him,
00:51:56he'll never forgive her, or me, this was a mistake, what was a mistake,
00:52:06kissing me, or liking it,
00:52:15all of it, all of it was a mistake,
00:52:20wow, okay, well, you know what, thank you so much for stopping me from doing something
00:52:26I regret, I'm going to go back to what actually matters to me,
00:52:30you lost the right to care about me when you broke my heart, okay,
00:52:35just go home, okay, I don't need you,
00:52:43that kiss didn't feel like a mistake,
00:52:45but maybe, maybe I never should have come back for Hayden,
00:53:02Hayden,
00:53:05get up,
00:53:11dude, it's been hours, what are you still doing here,
00:53:14there's no one here this late,
00:53:16with your injury, I was,
00:53:18I was worried,
00:53:21I couldn't leave you,
00:53:29okay, well, it's past midnight,
00:53:30why don't you stop me, so you can go home,
00:53:33I know how important this training is for you,
00:53:37well, you wasted your time,
00:53:40I hope you're not expecting a ride back to campus,
00:53:43don't worry, Donovan,
00:53:45I don't expect anything from you anymore,
00:54:04get in,
00:54:06I'm waiting for the bus,
00:54:07I checked the schedule,
00:54:09and the last bus came an hour ago,
00:54:10now I'll walk,
00:54:12Kaden,
00:54:13it's late,
00:54:14you're exhausted,
00:54:15and I'm offering you a ride home,
00:54:16with the top quarterback in the country,
00:54:17well, I got plenty of sleep,
00:54:19while I was waiting for you to finish training,
00:54:20Kaden, you have five seconds to get in the car,
00:54:22or I'll make you,
00:54:25five,
00:54:26four,
00:54:27three,
00:54:27you know what, Donovan,
00:54:28this isn't high school anymore,
00:54:29you can't just tell me what to do,
00:54:30Kaden, get in the car,
00:54:32no,
00:54:34hey,
00:54:36get up,
00:54:36stop,
00:54:37what the hell, Donovan,
00:54:39put me down,
00:54:40put me down,
00:54:40you could've just got it in yourself,
00:54:42why don't you dare you,
00:54:43right now,
00:54:43Jesus Christ,
00:54:44thank you, Polly,
00:54:49I don't regret it,
00:54:51the kiss,
00:54:54being with you,
00:54:55I don't,
00:54:56I don't regret any of that,
00:55:02get some rice cake,
00:55:18why are you moving so much,
00:55:19I'm trying to get comfy,
00:55:33I came to Boston to destroy Kaden for breaking my heart three years ago,
00:55:37but no matter how hard I try,
00:55:40I can't stop loving him,
00:55:57go away,
00:55:59Jones,
00:56:00Saturday,
00:56:02go away,
00:56:09what are you doing,
00:56:11I was cleared to go to training camp,
00:56:13and as my assistant,
00:56:15you're coming with me,
00:56:16I,
00:56:18I can't miss class,
00:56:20you said that if I guess lecture,
00:56:21then you automatically pass,
00:56:23right,
00:56:23yeah,
00:56:24but nothing,
00:56:25this is an order,
00:56:26water boy,
00:56:28you're coming,
00:56:29no,
00:56:29I can pack that,
00:56:30please,
00:56:30please,
00:56:31please,
00:56:31please,
00:56:34please,
00:56:46well,
00:56:47well,
00:56:49I never thought you were actually a stalker,
00:56:51okay,
00:56:52it is not like that,
00:56:53I,
00:56:53I forgot I had the,
00:56:55you were at the,
00:56:56top of your underwear drawer,
00:57:00I know exactly what you were doing with these,
00:57:04tell me I'm wrong,
00:57:05I can't tell my ex who hates me,
00:57:07that I look at those photos,
00:57:08when I miss him,
00:57:10fine,
00:57:11I use them to jerk off,
00:57:16why are you packing those,
00:57:17because you're going to need them,
00:57:19tonight,
00:57:19when you're alone in your hotel room,
00:57:22and I'm,
00:57:23with someone else,
00:57:27what,
00:57:27move it,
00:57:28move it,
00:57:29move it,
00:57:29move it,
00:57:31god damn,
00:57:33she bad,
00:57:34she bad too,
00:57:36man,
00:57:36this is lit,
00:57:38I love this place,
00:57:39we need to come here more often,
00:57:40god damn,
00:57:41who knew training camp would have this many bad bitches,
00:57:44don't you have a girlfriend,
00:57:50what are you doing bro,
00:57:51go tap that,
00:57:53dude I'm dating Alicia remember,
00:57:55no one on my team knows Alicia is just a PR girlfriend,
00:57:59and that I'm gay,
00:58:00and hung up on my ex boyfriend,
00:58:02I don't see your girlfriend here,
00:58:04and plus we need regular poon to play at our best,
00:58:06I mean it's science,
00:58:08listen,
00:58:09I'll do you a favor roomie,
00:58:11I'll let you have the room to yourself tonight,
00:58:12and,
00:58:13I won't tell your girlfriend,
00:58:15gee thanks,
00:58:16no problem,
00:58:17I got it,
00:58:17great,
00:58:18I shined your cleats,
00:58:19and pumped your balls,
00:58:20and I got my room key,
00:58:21so,
00:58:21do you need anything else,
00:58:23um,
00:58:24would you actually grab me a water,
00:58:25then you're free to go,
00:58:38thank you,
00:58:40enjoy those pictures of me tonight water boy,
00:58:44hey gay boy,
00:58:46you offered to play with Donovan's balls,
00:58:47and not mine,
00:58:52sure,
00:58:52whatever you say,
00:58:54gross,
00:58:56don't you worry about having an assistant,
00:58:58who maybe is sniffing your jockstrap,
00:59:01when you're not looking,
00:59:02don't worry about it,
00:59:04nah,
00:59:05I got you man,
00:59:06hold on,
00:59:07hey beautiful,
00:59:08hi,
00:59:08hey how you doing,
00:59:09I'm good,
00:59:09you look lovely,
00:59:10you look lovely,
00:59:10can you do me a favor,
00:59:11and fuck the gay,
00:59:12out of this twink please,
00:59:13I'll give you ten thousand dollars,
00:59:15so listen,
00:59:16don't take no for an answer,
00:59:17it's a yes,
00:59:18if he gets harsh,
00:59:19that's enough,
00:59:24leave my assistant,
00:59:25the fuck alone,
00:59:28are you really defending this bag,
00:59:34did you really just hit me,
00:59:37for that freaking twink,
00:59:38why do you even care,
00:59:40I mean Donovan,
00:59:41are you,
00:59:42are you gay,
00:59:44that's none of your business,
00:59:46hell yeah it is,
00:59:47we train together,
00:59:48we travel together,
00:59:49we shower together,
00:59:50it's not safe,
00:59:55baby oh my god,
00:59:56what happened to your face,
00:59:57it's alright,
00:59:58it's something,
00:59:58this is my girlfriend,
00:59:59Maya,
01:00:01wait,
01:00:02Donovan,
01:00:03Kaden,
01:00:04hey,
01:00:05you know these guys baby,
01:00:06yeah we went to high school together,
01:00:07crazy,
01:00:09then you can explain this,
01:00:10is America's favorite QB,
01:00:12Donovan Miller,
01:00:14gay,
01:00:21you two are so dead,
01:00:24I can't wait to put you on blast,
01:00:27Maya this isn't what it looks like,
01:00:28we were,
01:00:30yeah we just got Latian and we fell,
01:00:32out of your clothes,
01:00:33and onto each other's dicks,
01:00:35Maya hated us in high school,
01:00:37and now she has the power,
01:00:38to out Donovan,
01:00:39and ruin his future,
01:00:42why are you asking?
01:00:43because I don't want to be on the same team,
01:00:45as a homo freak,
01:00:49are you kidding me?
01:00:51no Donovan dated me in high school,
01:00:53he's definitely not gay,
01:00:54trust me I would know,
01:00:56and this whole like macho man against the gays act,
01:00:58isn't very ally of you,
01:00:59so go clean up your face,
01:01:00and update your programming to this decade,
01:01:02go,
01:01:04thank you,
01:01:05goodness,
01:01:06sorry we're still working on him,
01:01:10wow did you just save our asses for,
01:01:12oh I'd rather save your ass,
01:01:14than catch you flashing it again,
01:01:17I don't get it,
01:01:19you hate us,
01:01:21oh you know that whole feud,
01:01:22was so high school,
01:01:23I've really grown a lot,
01:01:24since then I'm like woke now,
01:01:26you'd be surprised,
01:01:27besides I really love you two together,
01:01:28makes me happy,
01:01:29oh we're not together anymore,
01:01:31really,
01:01:33oh doesn't look like that to me,
01:01:42I should go to bed,
01:01:44alone,
01:01:45being gay tomorrow,
01:01:49thank you,
01:01:52you go rainbow,
01:01:54bye queen,
01:01:56is this like a gay thing,
01:01:57I don't get yet,
01:02:05two beds,
01:02:07you're bunking me,
01:02:08with someone else's assistant,
01:02:20you know he's still in love with you right,
01:02:23he broke up with me,
01:02:24okay I was ready to give up the NFL for him,
01:02:28and he dumped me,
01:02:29oh I know,
01:02:30it's all everyone at Mabel Hills,
01:02:31could talk about back then,
01:02:32lovely,
01:02:33yeah,
01:02:34did you ever think it was weird though,
01:02:36I mean you offer to walk away,
01:02:37from your dream for him,
01:02:38and then suddenly,
01:02:39Kaden wants to break up,
01:02:41yeah well,
01:02:42he had another guy lined up,
01:02:46you know,
01:02:47maybe your high school love,
01:02:48didn't make it,
01:02:48but there's definitely,
01:02:50something new there,
01:02:51and you'd be stupid,
01:02:52not to go after it,
01:02:55go after what,
01:02:59I'm going to take you up,
01:03:00on your offer man,
01:03:01don't come back,
01:03:02to the room tonight,
01:03:03all right,
01:03:04nice,
01:03:16hiya,
01:03:18Donovan,
01:03:19what are you doing here,
01:03:20this,
01:03:30we can't do this,
01:03:31I'll tell you what I can't do,
01:03:35I can't keep living a life,
01:03:36that doesn't have you in it,
01:03:37if anyone in the NFL,
01:03:39fucks out your kids,
01:03:40Kaden,
01:03:40that is not what's stopping us,
01:03:42you are,
01:03:44because you won't stop lying to me,
01:03:45does he know,
01:03:46his mom forced me,
01:03:47to break up with him,
01:03:47in high school,
01:03:50admit you want me,
01:03:55but you need me,
01:03:57the way that,
01:03:58I have always needed you,
01:04:11you have no idea,
01:04:13how hard I've worked,
01:04:13to get over you,
01:04:14I moved away,
01:04:16I,
01:04:16I tried to focus on school,
01:04:18I,
01:04:19I told myself,
01:04:20that it didn't matter,
01:04:21if I was happy,
01:04:21as long as you were,
01:04:24and you forced your way,
01:04:25back into my life,
01:04:26and you touched me,
01:04:27and every feeling,
01:04:28that I ever had for you,
01:04:29came raging back to the surface,
01:04:31good,
01:04:35I'm glad I'm not the only one,
01:04:36who suffered,
01:04:44why did you get caught,
01:04:46I got that covered,
01:04:47just trust me,
01:05:09I can't believe,
01:05:10we're stuck in a closet,
01:05:10shh,
01:05:11water boy,
01:05:16what is he doing,
01:05:17shh,
01:05:18water boy,
01:05:19you're gonna get us caught,
01:05:20fine,
01:05:21I won't make a sound,
01:05:24I think you can keep that promise,
01:05:42what,
01:05:43what was that,
01:05:52what,
01:05:52if you're not back at the bar,
01:05:54in 30 seconds,
01:05:55I will literally strip for your teammates,
01:05:56right here,
01:05:57shit,
01:05:57okay,
01:05:58I'm coming,
01:06:03perfect timing,
01:06:11that was close,
01:06:12that was too close,
01:06:13how did you get into this room,
01:06:16I may have switched our room keys,
01:06:19this is my room,
01:06:20why would you do that,
01:06:22you're asking to get caught,
01:06:23give me my room key back,
01:06:25you want it,
01:06:25I said I need you,
01:06:27come get it,
01:06:33you think that's gonna stop me,
01:06:35oh,
01:06:36Kaden,
01:06:36I know it won't,
01:06:46I'm getting out of here,
01:06:50before Peter comes back,
01:06:54he's not getting back in again,
01:06:58please don't leave me again,
01:06:59Kaden,
01:07:01I need you,
01:07:02okay,
01:07:02I've always needed you,
01:07:04let me show you,
01:07:11I don't need you,
01:07:22last night was everything,
01:07:25but you have too much to lose,
01:07:26if you're with me,
01:07:28I almost cost you the NFL once,
01:07:33I won't do it again,
01:07:48when Kaden left me before,
01:07:50we were apart for three years,
01:07:52I'm not letting that happen again,
01:08:03what lesson is it today,
01:08:05what are you talking about,
01:08:07today's the guest lecturer,
01:08:08what,
01:08:10shit,
01:08:11how do you not know this,
01:08:12the guest lecturer today,
01:08:13is Donovan Miller,
01:08:14I cannot be here,
01:08:15please cover for me,
01:08:16yeah,
01:08:16no shit Sherlock,
01:08:18going somewhere,
01:08:20why aren't you at training camp,
01:08:20well I got a pass for the day,
01:08:22so I could come do this,
01:08:24now,
01:08:25take a seat,
01:08:26I need to teach you a lesson,
01:08:34good morning class,
01:08:36I'm Donovan Miller,
01:08:37and uh,
01:08:38play a game for a living,
01:08:39and I make a shit ton of money doing it,
01:08:45so it's no surprise,
01:08:46that I like to play games,
01:08:49so why don't we play one today,
01:08:51how about,
01:08:53a little football trivia,
01:08:55I'm ready,
01:08:56ask me anything,
01:08:57what's the record of touchdowns,
01:08:58scored by a single player in a season,
01:09:0026,
01:09:01wrong,
01:09:02Russell,
01:09:03you should know this,
01:09:04what,
01:09:04the twink won't know anything about football,
01:09:0932,
01:09:11correct,
01:09:12and what's my record in comparison,
01:09:14well that's a trick question,
01:09:16because you hold the record,
01:09:1732,
01:09:19correct again,
01:09:21now,
01:09:22why the fuck did you leave my bed this morning,
01:09:24without saying goodbye,
01:09:31that is not a trivia question,
01:09:33well I'm the teacher,
01:09:34so answer the question,
01:09:37if Donovan outs himself,
01:09:38he'll lose everything,
01:09:40and I'll get fired from my internship,
01:09:42which means failing out of college,
01:09:44I'm your assistant,
01:09:46I'm not your alarm clock,
01:09:47but if you're not careful,
01:09:49everyone here is going to get the wrong idea,
01:09:53moving on,
01:09:56today,
01:09:57we're going to talk about longevity,
01:09:58and athletic careers,
01:10:02now who knows the most,
01:10:03important thing,
01:10:04for an athlete's career,
01:10:08reputation,
01:10:09branding,
01:10:12I can't believe it,
01:10:13I'm stressing myself,
01:10:14we're going to be fine,
01:10:15we're a team,
01:10:15we've got this,
01:10:16what is going on,
01:10:18are you kidding,
01:10:18really,
01:10:20you're pathetic,
01:10:22I can't believe Donovan,
01:10:22even picked you,
01:10:23you're a terrible assistant,
01:10:24get out of my face,
01:10:26what,
01:10:26too busy staring at Donovan's ass,
01:10:28to track what's happening in his career,
01:10:33there you are,
01:10:34what is going on,
01:10:35they're setting up for a press conference,
01:10:37I've cleared to play again,
01:10:39first game's this weekend,
01:10:45that is amazing,
01:10:46why didn't you say anything,
01:10:48when would I have,
01:10:50when you were sneaking out of my bed,
01:10:52or,
01:10:53when you were pretending you were never there in the first place,
01:11:00Mr. Miller,
01:11:02how did you get performance ready so quickly,
01:11:04recovering from an injury like yours is not easy,
01:11:06yeah it wasn't easy,
01:11:08it was a lot of hard work and training,
01:11:10I don't like to sit still,
01:11:14Kaden, can you bring me that water,
01:11:18this is Kaden,
01:11:20my assistant,
01:11:22Kaden, everybody, everybody, Kaden,
01:11:26he's been a huge help to me through all this,
01:11:28and I couldn't have done it without him,
01:11:31lovely,
01:11:31do you think you'll get a lot of play time,
01:11:33or is the coach planning to play it safe with you,
01:11:35um,
01:11:36I fully intend to help the Bobcats win the championship this year,
01:11:40no offense guys,
01:11:41but,
01:11:41it's about darn time,
01:11:42am I right,
01:11:43yeah,
01:11:44yes,
01:11:46thank you waterborne,
01:11:47I'm out of the light,
01:11:49I'm out of the light,
01:11:51I'm out of the light...
01:11:52...
01:11:52...
01:11:54...
01:11:57Missing the ball cause you're on clean up Cinderella?
01:11:59Frick,
01:11:59shouldn't you be in there since it's all for you Prince Charming?
01:12:03Frick,
01:12:04When do you stop being an asshole when you all the time?
01:12:06Me?
01:12:08You're the one who came barreling back into my life after three years,
01:12:12forcing me to be your assistant as an excuse to torture me.
01:12:20Did you ever stop to ask yourself why I did all that?
01:12:22Because you hate me for breaking up with you.
01:12:25Are you really that clueless?
01:12:29How do you not see that I am broken without you?
01:12:36I keep trying to just give you my heart and I keep throwing it down and stomping on it.
01:12:41Because I didn't want to ruin your life.
01:12:44You have everything. You have your dream career. You have fame. You have fortune.
01:12:50I gave up my dream of being with you so you could have everything you ever wanted.
01:12:56Not everything.
01:13:00Not you.
01:13:04I love you, Caden.
01:13:07I never stopped loving you in a...
01:13:11I think you feel the same way.
01:13:17I broke my own heart so you could have everything you wanted.
01:13:21I thought...
01:13:22I thought that's what love meant.
01:13:25But I have been miserable every day without you.
01:13:29Oh yes, I love you.
01:13:32I never stopped. I...
01:13:34I never moved on.
01:13:37I just didn't know how to love you without ruining your life.
01:13:43Nothing that I've accomplished over the last three years means anything to me.
01:13:48Because I didn't have you to share it with.
01:13:50Oh yes, thank God.
01:13:53Oh yes, what'sceksin?
01:13:57I don't know how to move on.
01:13:57Oh no no no no no no no no no no no.
01:14:04Oh no minibu.
01:14:18I you know
01:14:18what you want for.
01:14:19No, you don't understand it's no-
01:14:21Oh, I understand. You turned Donovan gay, now everyone's gonna know the truth!
01:14:25You can't turn somebody gay, you ignorant bigot.
01:14:27Who the actual fuck cares, Donovan? You're gay! That's all that matters!
01:14:32And no team's gonna want you after this.
01:14:33You're really gonna do this right before the championship game? Don't you wanna win?
01:14:37Oh, I know we'll win. We'll win because of me. Not because of some fairy and shoulder pads!
01:14:43Hey, it's too late. Just let him go.
01:14:47Fuck.
01:14:48I broke up with Donovan three years ago to prevent exactly this from happening.
01:14:53But I ruined it anyway.
01:14:56I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
01:15:11I knew you were going to ruin my son's life!
01:15:16You just couldn't help yourself, could you?
01:15:18You don't understand, I-
01:15:19You are going to clean up your mess, fix your mistake, and do everything that I say!
01:15:23Otherwise, I will get you fired, kicked out of college, and homeless on the street!
01:15:28Please, Evelyn, you can't do that to me!
01:15:29I spoke to Dick, and to the Dean.
01:15:33Kaden, you are the only one that can save Donovan.
01:15:38Or destroy him.
01:15:45And insiders say the Bobcats are holding an emergency meeting to cancel Miller's contract.
01:15:49This is such bullshit.
01:15:52Breaking news!
01:15:53The mystery man in the Miller photo has come forward to make a statement.
01:15:56A photo is not what people think.
01:15:58The truth is that I have been stalking Donovan since high school.
01:16:02That day I forced a kiss on him, and he pushed me off immediately.
01:16:07Donovan is straight, and there is nothing between us.
01:16:10What the fuck, Kaden?
01:16:13Son, I just got the word.
01:16:15The Bobcats are going to let you play in the championship.
01:16:18Who cares about a stupid game?
01:16:19The whole world thinks Kaden's a predator.
01:16:21So what?
01:16:22You have so much more to lose than he does.
01:16:24Of course he should do this for you.
01:16:26Okay, but Mom, I pursued him.
01:16:28And now he's out there telling the whole world, ruining his life, to fix my mistakes.
01:16:32He is not ruining his life.
01:16:35I told him three years ago that this was going to happen.
01:16:37That he would be your downfall.
01:16:39Now he listened to me then.
01:16:41It's his own fault that he fell back into your bed.
01:16:44What the fuck did you just say?
01:16:47Honey.
01:16:48You told Kaden to break up with me?
01:16:54Yeah, of course I did.
01:16:55I was protecting your future.
01:16:59Well, losing Kaden like that almost killed me.
01:17:03So if you don't support us, if you don't support me and who I am, you can get the fuck
01:17:10out.
01:17:11I do support you, son.
01:17:13But you see how the NFL treats gay football players.
01:17:17So please, don't throw away your future.
01:17:21Don't throw away our future.
01:17:23For some selfish boy.
01:17:25There is no hour, Mom.
01:17:29You took the thing that I love the most, so that you can have what you want.
01:17:35That's not true.
01:17:37You're dead to me.
01:17:39Kaden is my family.
01:17:40He's my future.
01:17:43And I'm gonna go get him back.
01:17:50Just take it from me. Give it a week and the whole world will move on to some other scandal.
01:17:54I mean, you won't be front page news forever. I'd still get up, eh?
01:17:57You know she's right.
01:17:58I'm always right.
01:17:59Of course you are.
01:18:00I know.
01:18:00Just take it as an opportunity to lay low for a while.
01:18:03You can actually use...
01:18:07He's called 32 times. You should probably pick up the phone.
01:18:09No, we need a clean break. Trust me, it's better this way.
01:18:12Okay, the Donovan I know will not let you go that easy.
01:18:16Kaden, open this door or I'll break it down.
01:18:22Kaden, let me in peace.
01:18:25Why won't the world just let two gay guys be happy together?
01:18:29Hi.
01:18:32Okay, we'll give you guys some space.
01:18:39If anyone sees you...
01:18:40My mom told me the real reason you broke up with me.
01:18:43She did?
01:18:45She put the whole weight of my happiness on your shoulders.
01:18:49And you listened to her like a fucking idiot.
01:18:51I just want you to be happy.
01:18:53How many ways do I have to say this?
01:18:55My only shot at happiness is with you.
01:19:05What if the NFL rejects you?
01:19:06Then fuck them!
01:19:08Okay, I have spent too much of my life pretending to be someone else just to fit into this box
01:19:12that they think a football player is supposed to fit in.
01:19:15And I'm not doing it anymore.
01:19:20And what are you doing?
01:19:21I'm showing you how much I want you.
01:19:24How much I love you.
01:19:27How much I love you.
01:19:42How much I love you.
01:19:45How much I love you.
01:19:47How much I love you.
01:19:47I know just how you like it.
01:19:51You know just how you like it.
01:19:52Now let's do the best part about making up.
01:19:54Okay.
01:19:55We make up sex.
01:20:01This is just how you like it.
01:20:12Wait, wait, wait.
01:20:16I want to look at you.
01:20:28I want to see you next time.
01:21:06Are you afraid I'll sink out again?
01:21:08Even if you did, I'd come find you.
01:21:16You coming to the game tonight?
01:21:19The NFL sign you play.
01:21:21Yeah, some idiot told them he was my stalker,
01:21:25so the NFL doesn't think I'm getting anymore.
01:21:29It'll cause drama for you if I show up.
01:21:33I always play better when you're watching.
01:21:39But hey, I totally get it if you don't want to come after the way you've been treated.
01:21:44No pressure either way.
01:22:06Hey, fuck.
01:22:07Don't try and get hard out there where you're tackling the other team, alright?
01:22:10Maybe a dick up your ass would feel really good, huh?
01:22:12Scared you'd like you?
01:22:13No!
01:22:14It's us!
01:22:15What the fuck up?
01:22:21Hey!
01:22:22I need your glasses.
01:22:24Oh my god.
01:22:25You're expensive!
01:22:25I know!
01:22:27Okay.
01:22:28Relax, Elton John.
01:22:29No one's going to recognize you.
01:22:31I can't take any chances.
01:22:34I'm gonna ruin this game for Donovan.
01:22:36Oh, so you and Donovan are back together?
01:22:39I guess so.
01:22:41He said he's never gonna let me go again.
01:22:44Shut the fuck up!
01:22:46That's so dreamy!
01:22:47You said yes, right?
01:22:50Right?
01:22:54Okay, what's the problem?
01:22:59I'm obviously in love with him and I'm so happy we're back together, but...
01:23:05I don't want to be his dirty secret for the rest of his football career.
01:23:09So he wants to hide you?
01:23:11I mean, what choice does he have?
01:23:13If he doesn't, he loses all of this.
01:23:16No matter what you're doing!
01:23:18You're strong!
01:23:22When we were in high school,
01:23:24I made him pick between me and staying in the closet and...
01:23:27he chose me.
01:23:29But then the NFL came knocking and I made the choice for him.
01:23:35Now it's time for me to make the sacrifice so he can be happy.
01:23:47Oh my god, if Jonathan makes it?
01:23:48Then Boston wins, right?
01:23:49Run!
01:24:06I just won another championship game, but the only person I want to celebrate with isn't allowed by my side.
01:24:11I just won another championship game, but the only person I want to celebrate with isn't allowed by my side.
01:24:21Donovan, Donovan Miller.
01:24:23This is your fourth championship win and your first with the Boston Bobcats.
01:24:27What are you thinking right now?
01:24:30I'm thinking...
01:24:32None of this matters if I don't have the person I want to share it with.
01:24:35My boyfriend, Kaden.
01:24:38Boyfriend? What does that mean?
01:24:40Yeah, I'm gay.
01:24:41And I don't care who knows, and Kaden is way more important.
01:24:44Kaden!
01:24:45Kaden, baby!
01:24:45Come on down here, please!
01:24:49Oh my god, go celebrate with your man!
01:24:53Come on!
01:24:55Wait up here first.
01:25:01Do you have any idea what you just did?
01:25:03Yes.
01:25:06Finally, winning means something.
01:25:12Oh my god!
01:25:24Wow.
01:25:26Backward old Gan.
01:25:28You ready?
01:25:30Ready to be back at our old school.
01:25:33We're ready to announce that we're opening a sports management agency just for LGBTQ athletes.
01:25:39Well, you know, now that I'm out and the NFL accepted me, I've paved the way for other people to
01:25:45come out.
01:25:46But, uh...
01:25:48God, it's not gonna be easy.
01:25:50It won't be.
01:25:51It'll help us.
01:25:54Mr. Miller?
01:25:54Sure.
01:25:56Next year I'm gonna be captain of the hockey team and the tennis team.
01:26:00But, um...
01:26:01Can I talk to you about something?
01:26:03Hey man, you need some advice?
01:26:04No, I just...
01:26:05No, I just...
01:26:09How did you know that you were K?
01:26:12And that you could come out?
01:26:16Sorry man, I can't answer that for you.
01:26:19I mean, it's...
01:26:20Not easy.
01:26:22And...
01:26:22Sure as hell not here.
01:26:23But, uh...
01:26:28You know, when you find the right person...
01:26:31You just know what's worth it.
01:26:36Thanks.
01:26:36Of course man.
01:26:37Home's wherever you are.
01:26:41Not a place but the beat of your heart.
01:26:46When we go home.
01:26:53What are you doing in there?
01:26:54I have a surprise for you.
01:26:57Mm-hmm.
01:27:02Oh...
01:27:02Oh my god.
01:27:05Oh, I...
01:27:06I like this surprise.
01:27:07Yeah, I thought you might.
01:27:12You...
01:27:13Are wearing that even better than I did.
01:27:15That was a heart.
01:27:16I...
01:27:18Love you so much.
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