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Superboy vs. Alien
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00:14Let go of the president!
00:17Hand over the nuclear codes, or I stick this down your-
00:21Hey! Who's hungry for some fried calamari?
00:28It's Commander Z, leader of the Zenrith League!
00:35Sup? How's your grandpa doing, Amelia? The last time I saved him-
00:39Shoot him!
00:54Oh my god.
01:00Let's get this over with, I have a thing later.
01:03Oh my god.
01:04Oh my god.
01:08Oh my god.
01:09Oh my god.
01:18Oh my god.
01:20Oh my god.
01:22Oh my god.
01:23Oh my god.
01:32Don't worry buddy, I know a really good tailor.
01:36Help, help, help.
01:41You've done it again, Commander Z!
01:43It took the FBI five years fighting these alien terrorists,
01:47but it only took you five months undercover to find them,
01:51and just five minutes to take him out!
01:53Told you I have a thing later, sir.
01:55Please, let me honor you with a public announcement-
01:58Whoa, sir, with all due respect.
02:01I just want to live my life.
02:18As a normal high school senior.
02:22Sir!
02:23Your tux!
02:26Fuck!
02:27I'm gonna be late for our date.
02:29Ivy's gonna be real mad!
02:31And your flowers!
02:34Thanks, Alphonse, but I'm gonna need more than this.
02:36Help me get her a good apology present.
02:38Something fancy, okay?
02:41Another gift?
02:42But you just secretly got her into Zenith Lee.
02:50Whoa!
02:51Watch it!
02:53Hey!
02:53I know you like what you're seeing, but maybe buy the lady a drink first?
03:01Wait!
03:03You're Catgirl Kimi!
03:04Newly melted rank-esque superhero-man?
03:07I know, you fanboys want my autograph.
03:11Sorry to disappoint, but I have a girlfriend already.
03:14She's the only superhero for me.
03:16Oh?
03:16Good!
03:17Because I don't have time to chit-chat with nerds.
03:19You can run along to your girlfriend while I go save the president.
03:22Don't sweat it, I already took care of the alien.
03:24Wait?
03:25Took care of the alien?
03:27You?
03:28Name's Zeno.
03:31That's the next wave of enemies.
03:32Wait!
03:33I should tell you, there's only one way to kill them.
03:35Who do you think I am?
03:36I'm Catgirl, bird's natural predator.
03:38Not those guys.
03:38Their feathered coats are made of a special metal.
03:41It's impenetrable.
03:42Go for the inside of their beaks.
03:43And how would you know?
03:45What whatever?
03:46Who is he to tell me how to fight?
03:54Phew!
03:55Made it!
03:56Right on time.
04:00Why is there a party here?
04:03Ivy?
04:04Hey, anyone seen Ivy?
04:08Ivy, I brought you flowers for our dating anniversary.
04:11And...
04:12I'm glad you made it, Zeno.
04:14This is my breakup party, because I'm dumping you.
04:18Breaking up?
04:19We just hit our two-
04:20You missed the entire half of the school year!
04:22I know.
04:23You're bland and you blend in.
04:25Hang on.
04:25I'm bland?
04:26What?
04:27You've been mixing sriracha with bees in your drink or something?
04:30But you're utterly foreforgettable now.
04:32And that's embarrassing me.
04:34Seriously?
04:35Simps are supposed to try extra hard for your attention.
04:38He doesn't even try.
04:40Guess he's a failure at that too.
04:41Excuse me, though I'm enjoying the sweet talk.
04:44This is between me and my girlfriend.
04:46Stop pretending like you can even protect me or have anything to offer, Zeno!
04:51And how would you know that?
04:53Because I'm...
04:54Gonna be the new face of Zenith League!
04:57I was just recruited by the number one superhero league in the world.
05:01As for you, class rankings came out already. Haven't you seen them?
05:06You missed so much of Mercenary School.
05:08You missed all the trials to get into the superhero leagues.
05:11Your lowest of the lows? Rank Z!
05:15And you know Zenith League only takes rank A's and above. I can't be seen with you like this.
05:24They're asking me, Commander Z of the entire league, to try out for my own team?
05:30You don't understand. Would King Kong go to school just to prove he can squash a tiny little bug?
05:36I thought so.
05:37Look closely. I only score so low, so that you, Ivy, don't have to feel so bad about coming in
05:44last place.
05:45I didn't ask you to do those things. Quit trying to guilt trip me.
05:49I bet even if your parents were alive, they'd ditch you for a more gifted son too!
06:05I'd kill you just for fun. But why waste time on a maggot like you?
06:10I won't let you get away with it!
06:17That was the day I unlocked my powers. And that was when I promised to never let another child go
06:22through the same hell I did.
06:24My parents died protecting this world. Don't sell their memories.
06:29Or what?
06:30And too bad you didn't inherit your parents' super genes. Otherwise, you wouldn't be such a loser!
06:35Whatever, Xenon. You can stay at the bottom because I've upgraded for someone better.
06:40Someone who can actually take me to high places!
06:45Hey, what's up, nerd?
06:57You cheated on me, Ivy?
07:00Brad has super strength in his rank A. Zenith League just accepted him.
07:05He's my real hero.
07:06Oh my god, his superhero name is The Boulder. How cool is that?
07:10And you're just a powerless weakling. Born to be a loser.
07:13Ah, baby. I'm so sore from benching 500 today.
07:16Aw, I'll massage them for you.
07:18Looks like I gained another power. Invisibility.
07:21Ivy doesn't have to give a damn about you. Cause guess what?
07:25Zenith League is starting an all-girls special team.
07:27And Ivy is going to be on it! That's right!
07:29It's led by the drop-dead gorgeous Catgirl Kimi, and I'm the newest member.
07:34Oh, I'm so excited!
07:36Why aren't you applauding?
07:37You should be happy I'm making you famous for being my ex-boyfriend.
07:42That's because I was the one who got you, man.
07:51That Xeno guy was right about Birdman's weakness.
07:54I could have died if it weren't for his intel.
07:57Whoever he is, I must find him.
08:02You! Got me into Zenith League?
08:05Oh, it's almost cute!
08:07His vocab is so limited, he doesn't even know the meaning of Zenith League.
08:10I'm Commander Z, the creator and literal definition of Zenith League.
08:15Yeah, even I know Zenith means top of the top.
08:18What are those glasses for, anyways?
08:21Keep your mediocrity away from me.
08:23Don't be an idiot, Xeno. You don't even have powers.
08:26I only got into Zenith League, all thanks to Brad.
08:30His dad is the headhunter.
08:32I see how it is.
08:33Your lame excuses aren't doing a very good job covering up your greed.
08:36And to think I was going to take you to the top with me.
08:38Not anymore.
08:39I know you're sensitive, and I broke your fragile little heart.
08:42But let's face it, there's no future with you.
08:44That's because you're too busy plummeting to the ground.
08:47Too bad.
08:48This glorified piece of rock isn't going to save you from the oncoming regret
08:51when you realize that your upgrade is a downgrade.
08:55I'll show you who's a downgrade!
08:58UGH!
09:13I made a promise to my parents that I was only going to use my powers for good, not petty
09:17fights.
09:19UGH!
09:21UGH!
09:23UGH!
09:23UGH!
09:24Nobody's ever deflected my punch before, much less catch it!
09:27How did he-
09:28Oh, he's so big and strong!
09:31They don't call Brad the boulder for nothing!
09:33You fools are made for each other.
09:35Zeno, even being invisible would do you more good than having no powers.
09:40I'm sorry for you.
09:42You can save the pity for yourself.
09:44You know what?
09:44This guy's ruined the whole party!
09:45I've got a bigger bachelor pod.
09:47Let's head over there!
09:48Here's a lesson before I leave you in the dust, Zeno.
09:50Love is for fairy tales.
09:52Even I know that.
09:55A loser.
09:57So that's what my first girlfriend thinks of me, huh?
09:59Well, joke's on her.
10:04Cause from where I stand, I see a hero.
10:17That's thanks for helping me take down the enemy.
10:20Oh, you mean the pigeon guys?
10:23Thought you said you had them in the bag.
10:25Miss Rank S.
10:28I didn't.
10:29A good cat admits when she's met her better half.
10:32Guess you're not just some nerd.
10:33You'd be an asset to Zenorith League.
10:35How about you become our battle tactician?
10:38Is that an invite?
10:40To my own superhero league?
10:43It is!
10:44Tomorrow's the first day training for new recruits!
10:47Your ex-girlfriend will be there too!
10:48I can tell everyone you're my boyfriend!
10:50Help you get back at her.
10:52I went from tactician to boyfriend in less than five seconds.
10:55That's a little fast.
10:56I have to think about it.
10:57I live life on the edge.
10:59Bottoms up, boo!
11:01This is a good chance to see what my team is actually like.
11:03I'll stay undercover for this.
11:09First training day is like frat rush.
11:11You'll have to go through a gauntlet of opponents,
11:13but I bet you'll have plenty of pointers for our heroes.
11:15If they're actually any good, then they won't need my help.
11:18Oh, you'll be surprised.
11:19You go in there first, I'm gonna change.
11:20I'll be back in a moment to introduce you.
11:30First training day!
11:31I'm ready to shoot up some new recruits!
11:35Again?
11:35You nearly killed everyone in our last batch.
11:37And a bunch of villagers too.
11:39Maybe save some fun for me this time, huh?
11:41What the hell?
11:42I created Zenith League so the world's best superheroes
11:45can fight crime and evil together,
11:47not torment civilians.
11:52Oh my gosh!
11:54Zenith League even upgraded my weapon for me!
11:57Personally delivered by Catgirl Kiwi Sidekick too!
12:00And it's all thanks to you for recommending me, Brad.
12:09Butts up towel boy!
12:13Wait, what?
12:14Good dodge, kid.
12:16Maybe one day, you can be like us.
12:19Now go wash my dirty laundry.
12:21They think I'm just a towel boy.
12:23This ought to be fun.
12:25Brad!
12:25I want a rematch for that arm wrestling the other day!
12:28Oh yeah?
12:29You want to get whooped again?
12:33This what you superheroes do all day?
12:35Getting off on measuring guns and stroking your eagles?
12:41Zeno!
12:41What the hell are you doing here?
12:42This is only for Zenith League superheroes and recruits!
12:45Your technique's all wrong.
12:46You gotta engage your toes.
12:47Oh, and never underestimate pinky power.
12:51Who's this weak looking twig?
12:53Ignore him.
12:53He's just a powerless loser from mercenary school.
12:55Came in dead last in class.
12:57Zero powers.
12:57I can't believe it, Brad!
12:59He's so desperate!
12:59He's stalking me now!
13:01That's so creepy!
13:02Ivy, aren't you just a new recruit?
13:04Don't talk like you own the place.
13:07Or I may have to humble you.
13:09You beat us?!
13:11Dude, did I hit you too hard on the head last time?
13:13You fucking lost it!
13:16You're like a helpless puppy on the streets, begging for attention.
13:19You're the one who's all bark and no bite.
13:22This isn't a challenge for me, because beating you guys would be like squashing ants.
13:26That's it, Four Eyes.
13:27You can only read about how to fight in a textbook.
13:29But I've got real combat experience!
13:36So let me show you what makes me a real man!
13:39Or maybe I'll teach you a lesson in humility.
13:44Give up, Xenon.
13:45I know you're desperate to get me back, but you have no powers!
13:48You're not even good enough to be the towel boy!
13:49I told you, I'm not interested in your petty little games.
13:51Come on, loser!
13:52You don't even want to fight back after your girl chose me?
13:55What, you scared?
13:55Of course he's scared, Brad!
13:57Everyone knows you've got super strength and you're the strongest of our class.
13:59You're gonna break his arm in less than a second.
14:01You keep underestimating me, Ivy.
14:03But you're gonna regret it.
14:04Her only regret is not dumping your nerdy ass earlier.
14:07Now put your arm up, and if you don't, Trigger Happy will show you a real good time.
14:11Games and powers, that's all they care about.
14:13Instead of helping those in need, I really should clean house.
14:17Go on, arm up, dipshit!
14:20Better use that pinky power you were talking about if you want to live.
14:273, 2, 1, GO!
14:38If you're rank A, then what am I?
14:44What the hell was that?!
14:46You look scared.
14:47I thought you were the bolder.
14:50Not very bold, are you?
14:51I told you your stance was all wrong.
14:54Nobody has ever beat Brad before!
14:57This...
14:58This is impossible!
14:59What kind of trickery did you pull on me?!
15:02Spill it!
15:03I'd never lose!
15:04I won fair and square, Brad.
15:07Who's the sore loser now?
15:14Enough.
15:15No more of this, Xenon.
15:16I know I broke your fragile little heart when I dumped you, but this is no place for your circus
15:19act.
15:20Yeah?
15:21Your loser ex-boyfriend just wants to humiliate you in front of all the heroes at Zenith League?
15:26Do you even know what this place is, Xenon?
15:28This is the danger room.
15:30The ultimate training arena for Zenith League.
15:33Designed by Catgirl Kimi herself.
15:35This is the only rank S female fighter in the League!
15:38Nobody dares to mess with her!
15:39Well, I didn't need those glasses anyways.
15:41Depressed?
15:41This whip is the very proof that I belong here!
15:44Yeah, your aim really has improved with that new whip.
15:46Zenith League upgraded it with material that can even burn through an iron wall.
15:49Before you couldn't even hit an elephant if it was two feet in front of you.
15:51Stop talking down to me!
15:53I'm a somebody now and you're a nobody!
15:54What are you gonna do?
15:55Actually whip me?
15:56I'm not your boyfriend anymore, or are you begging me back now?
15:59That's it!
16:00I'm getting rid of you once and for all!
16:11He caught my whip!
16:15This whip is injected with venom too, how is he still okay?
16:18You said you got this whip because Catgirl Kimi recruited you to be on her girl power squad?
16:23Yes, and you better watch it.
16:25If you can fish in this and you mess with me, that's messing with Catgirl Kimi.
16:32You're an idiot, Zeno.
16:33And I thought you were at least book smart.
16:35All of us here are rank A heroes.
16:37We could pumple you to mush if we wanted to.
16:39But now, you're straight up tempting death.
16:42Catgirl Kimi skinned her last opponent, Birdman Alive, you know that?
16:45Oh yes, I heard, she told me the whole thing.
16:46You see, Kimiko was the one who invited me today.
16:49Are you kidding me?
16:50Catgirl Kimiko is a rank S hero!
16:52She would never be caught with a powerless weaker like you.
16:54Oof.
16:55And they say only sticks and stones can hurt me.
16:57Actually, nothing can.
16:59It's time I take back everything I ever gave you and put you in your place, Ivy.
17:10My whip!
17:13So are we just gonna stand around and talk?
17:15Or are we gonna fight?
17:24What was that?
17:25Zeon!
17:25You paid for this!
17:27Brad, do something!
17:31This all you got?
17:32All I feel is a light breeze.
17:34You don't wanna play with Hellfire!
17:40You just look like an ape drenched in kerosene.
17:43Get a grip.
17:43No!
17:48Hey!
17:49He's getting me trigger happy!
17:51Let's hit him all at once!
17:57I want his head!
17:59Charge it!
18:01No!
18:23You just kissed him?
18:25Do you know who that is?
18:27That's my...
18:28That's just some nobody from mercenary school!
18:30Yep.
18:31My new battle tactician.
18:33And he's got better moves than everyone in this room.
18:36Combined.
18:37He has zero rank!
18:39He's not even a recruit!
18:41He's a towel boy!
18:42He beat your arm in under a second!
18:44Anyone else wanna debate his qualifications?
18:47You could've just shaken my hand.
18:49Where's the fun in that?
18:51My office.
18:53Five minutes.
18:56Do something!
18:57Oh, I'm gonna do something.
19:04Tonight, there's a data heist at the Federal Tech Vault downtown.
19:07Someone's going after Zenith League's classified files.
19:11How classified?
19:13Identity level.
19:14Real names.
19:15Home addresses.
19:16Every active hero in the league.
19:18Including mine.
19:19You'll come as tech support.
19:21Stay in comms range and call the shots from the outside.
19:24Boomerang and I go in.
19:25What do we know about the crew hitting the vault?
19:32Goes by Vortex.
19:34New.
19:34Nobody's faced him yet and walked away with their power intact.
19:38He drains supers on contact.
19:40One touch.
19:41Gone.
19:42Everything.
19:43One touch.
19:44So he can only drain one person at a time?
19:47Yes.
19:49Then don't let him get his hands on both of you at once.
19:52You keep him splitting his attention.
19:55He can't drain what he can't catch.
19:57See?
19:58That's why you're here.
20:02Meet me at the van in an hour.
20:05Try not to look too smart.
20:06It's distracting.
20:09I built this league to protect people.
20:11If Vortex gets those files, every hero I trained is a walking target.
20:18We're in.
20:19Server room's two floors down.
20:20Three heat signatures ahead of you.
20:22Vortex is the one hanging back.
20:24He'll let his crew engage first.
20:25He waits until you're distracted.
20:27Look at that.
20:27He strategizes.
20:41Boomerang.
20:41Left.
20:48Now.
20:52I can't feel it.
20:54My power's gone.
20:57Stay down.
20:58Cat girl.
20:59Rank S.
21:01I've been looking forward to this.
21:03Keep him reaching left.
21:05Nkimi.
21:05Don't let him vacuum into a corner.
21:07He's counting on that.
21:13Who's in your ear?
21:28Interesting.
21:29Nothing to drain.
21:31Or is there something you're hiding?
21:41This isn't over.
21:43Not even close.
21:47He felt something.
21:49That's a problem.
21:52Boomerang's power will return fully in 48 hours.
21:55The download was stopped.
21:56Mission's a win.
21:57A win?
21:58Boomerang got drained.
21:59Nobody's ever taken her down before.
22:01She'd be completely powerless right now if Kimi hadn't split his attention.
22:04He can only drain one target at a time.
22:06That's his limit.
22:07That's how you beat him.
22:08He also grabbed our tactist outside the van.
22:10Tried to drain him.
22:11Nothing happened.
22:12Why?
22:13Rank Z.
22:13Remember?
22:14Nothing to drain.
22:16Hmm.
22:17I want a full background sweep on this guy.
22:18School records.
22:19Family history.
22:20The works.
22:21Something doesn't add up.
22:22I trust him.
22:23That's enough.
22:24You've known him for two days, Kimi!
22:26He's got no rank.
22:27No powers.
22:28And Vortex walked right up to his van like he knew exactly who he was looking for!
22:33Meeting's over.
22:37Xenon.
22:38Yeah?
22:39You noticed his drain pattern before we even got inside.
22:42I study people.
22:43It's what I do.
22:44And when his hand was on your wrist, you didn't flinch.
22:47You didn't panic.
22:49You were waiting to see what he'd do.
22:51Xeno.
22:51Xeno.
22:52Is there something you want to tell me?
22:55Xeno.
23:04Xeno.
23:05Xeno.
23:07Xeno.
23:07Xeno.
23:08Xeno.
23:09Xeno.
23:10Xeno.
23:11Xeno.
23:14Xeno.
23:18Xeno.
23:19Xeno.
23:20Xeno.
23:20Handling...�さい.
23:23Let's go come
23:24weak. We don't do that.
23:28Eyeou. Initiative. Peppens
23:30game. Oke�.
23:36We'll
23:36do it. What are
23:41you doing?
23:41True. We can't just let Vortex drain all of us.
23:44Some of us don't have anything to worry about. Rank Z's got no power to drain, right, Xenon?
23:48Right. Lucky you.
24:07Nobody bombs every single test.
24:11Not this consistently. Not unless they're trying to.
24:23No way.
24:33Oh. Oh, that's why.
25:03Oh, that's why.
25:07He's not waiting for Dawn.
25:09Everyone, full gear now!
25:19Zeno, get me a plan.
25:22If I go out there as Commander Z, everything I built gets blown open. Everyone I've kept safe, my team,
25:32my cover, my life, gone. But if I don't...
25:37I can feel it. He's pulling! From here!
25:41Zeno, I need a plan. Now!
25:45Commander Z, sir, you have to go now. If he completes the drain...
25:50I know, Alphonse.
26:04I know who Commander Z is.
26:07I know who Commander Z is.
26:14I know who Commander Z is.
26:23He's talking to consome!
26:25Don't move!
26:27A long runaway!
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