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Surviving the Ice Apocalypse --New
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00:00:00Deep freeze swept across the earth, driving temperatures down to minus 112 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:00:07Even me, a Delta Force veteran, had to struggle to survive this apocalypse.
00:00:14Daisy!
00:00:19I'm reborn!
00:00:22Everything is completely normal.
00:00:25Apocalypse?
00:00:26You one of them climate change-believe-in-nut-jobs?
00:00:30What is happening?
00:00:32He's the heir to Ironclad Energy.
00:00:37Is two million dollars enough to buy all your inventory?
00:00:47Five million dollars?
00:01:01Three!
00:01:02Yeah!
00:01:07Don't worry, Camilla.
00:01:16Go!
00:01:16Go!
00:01:28Do not go outside.
00:01:31Do not go outside.
00:01:35No one took the warning seriously.
00:01:38The deep freeze swept across the earth, driving temperatures down to minus 112 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:01:44Even me, a Delta Force veteran, had to struggle to survive this apocalypse.
00:01:49The last cans I could find.
00:01:51At least now.
00:01:52Anna won't starve.
00:01:55Mike!
00:01:57What are you doing?
00:01:59It's me, Henry!
00:02:00You neighbor!
00:02:01So what?
00:02:02Hand over the cans and get lost.
00:02:04Or I'll shoot you like the dog you are.
00:02:18Fuck!
00:02:21Fucker!
00:02:22Come back here!
00:02:23Come back here!
00:02:23Come back here!
00:02:56What the fuck, Anna?
00:02:58Who is he?
00:03:00Oh, shit.
00:03:02You actually survived?
00:03:05Anna, why?
00:03:12That was for you.
00:03:14I almost got killed for it.
00:03:17So?
00:03:17Scraping by on sad little canned meals like these isn't enough for me.
00:03:23But Carter?
00:03:24Carter can give me a comfortable life in this apocalypse.
00:03:27He's the heir to ironclad energy.
00:03:29Besides, we were already seeing each other while you were destroyed in the Middle East.
00:03:33How could you do this to me?
00:03:36After everything I've done for you!
00:03:39Gotta tell you, bro, your wife can really take it.
00:03:43So juicy.
00:03:44We've had a lot of fun together.
00:03:46Oh, another thing.
00:03:48We were a bit hungry from going at it.
00:03:50And there's no food around.
00:03:51So we ate your little puppy.
00:03:52You don't mind, right?
00:03:58What?
00:04:02Daisy!
00:04:09No!
00:04:10My sweet girl!
00:04:11She's been with me since she was a puppy!
00:04:14How could you?
00:04:17Oh, quit whining.
00:04:19You chud.
00:04:20Relax.
00:04:21It's just a mutt.
00:04:22If you miss her so much, you can meet her in hell.
00:04:24I'm still hungry anyway.
00:04:25Maybe it's time I try human meat.
00:04:27See if it lives up to the hype.
00:04:28Well, you know, I'm always open to your experiences, Carter, baby.
00:04:31Looks like slow-roasted cook is on the menu tonight.
00:04:34I never imagined you'd die at the hands of my own wife.
00:04:38If I have a second chance.
00:04:48Wait, where am I?
00:04:50What's going on?
00:04:52Daisy?
00:04:54You're alive!
00:04:56Oh, my God!
00:04:57Is this heaven?
00:05:05This is one month before the apocalypse.
00:05:09I'm reborn!
00:05:18Where's my phone?
00:05:39Is this quantum space?
00:05:41Does that mean I could store countless amounts of food here, and it won't ever aspire?
00:05:55Relax, baby.
00:05:57Now, we have quantum space.
00:05:59We're never going to run out of fuel or food ever again.
00:06:02This time, we'll be living it up at home, while all those people who betrayed us will be killing themselves
00:06:07over scraps.
00:06:25Now, before the apocalypse comes, I'm going to go all out.
00:06:57We're just going to go all out.
00:06:58Welcome to this video.
00:06:58What a night, huh, Daisy?
00:07:07Henry, what the hell are you doing here?
00:07:14Come back here, you redneck!
00:07:17How dare you ignore me!
00:07:18Just ignore him, honey.
00:07:20He's just some low-class redneck who was too stupid to go to college, so he chose the army.
00:07:24He doesn't even deserve to be your husband.
00:07:30Laugh while you can't.
00:07:31When the apocalypse comes, I'll be the one laughing.
00:07:34But until then, it's time to make some money.
00:07:41Powerball.
00:07:42Numbers 5, 12, 24, 41, 37, 41, Blue Ball 8.
00:07:47Are you sure this time, sir?
00:07:49You've changed it five times already.
00:07:50Sure as ever.
00:07:55Oh!
00:07:56Oh my God!
00:07:57Sir!
00:07:58Congratulations!
00:07:59Thanks, buddy.
00:08:00Here's your tip.
00:08:01Let's go, baby.
00:08:02Let's go stock up on fuel.
00:08:06A hundred propane tanks?
00:08:08Are you throwing a barbecue on Mars?
00:08:10Or planning to blow up the White House for fuck's sake?
00:08:13If I told you, you wouldn't believe me.
00:08:14You're crazy.
00:08:15There's 30 tanks over there, and we'll deliver the rest.
00:08:33I know you're tired, Daisy.
00:08:36I just need one more thing today.
00:08:37Let's go get into the cockpit.
00:08:54Sir, we've installed the most advanced power system, insulation system, and weapon defense system, according to all your requirements.
00:09:01This is the top of the Lionel model in the world, capable of where stand temperatures as low as minus
00:09:05100 degrees.
00:09:07Good. The money's been sent, plus they're a little extra.
00:09:11Henry, what is wrong with you? Get the pasta. That truck, esa cosa vieja, is blocking the whole street. You
00:09:16cannot doing this, okay? This is not correct.
00:09:18I am HOA president, and I'm ordering you, move it ahora mismo, or I give you tickets. See, I do.
00:09:23The HOA doesn't dictate to me. The apocalypse is coming, and I have to prepare for it. You better stock
00:09:29up yourself.
00:09:33Apocalypse? You one of them climate change believe in nut jobs? I've said it all along.
00:09:38People like Henry, who don't follow the neighborhood rules, should be kicked out.
00:09:42Having this blue core trash living in our gated community is just backwards.
00:09:48Henry?
00:09:53Henry?
00:09:54Henry?
00:09:55Are you okay? Did something happen? Do you need my help?
00:10:01Camila, my high school crush. She's always been kind to me. In my past life, after the apocalypse began, she
00:10:06even brought me food to help me all the time.
00:10:11Henry, don't worry. I'll get you to safety. You'll be okay.
00:10:20Henry, I heard you ran out of food, so I brought you some cans.
00:10:23You're a lifesaver, Camila.
00:10:25Get out of here and don't come back, slut!
00:10:31I joined the military to protect the people like Camila. This time, I'm going to cherish her. I won't ever
00:10:36let her down again.
00:10:37Don't worry, Camila. I'm fine. But listen, you need to stock up on fuel and food as much as you
00:10:43can in the next few days, okay?
00:10:46Oh. If you say so, Henry, I'll do it.
00:10:57Even if I have supplies, I need to make sure they won't be stolen.
00:11:01But I've almost run out of money.
00:11:03Looks like I need to turn to plan B.
00:11:09Five million dollars?
00:11:11Nobody's been crazy enough to ask for a huge loan like that before.
00:11:16Five million. Not a penny less.
00:11:18I'm not a bank.
00:11:19If you can't pay back the loan with interest, on time, you'll have to pay an even bigger price.
00:11:27What kind of price?
00:11:46Our clients trust us not just because of the quality of our products, but because the spider gang always keeps
00:11:52its word.
00:11:53If you default on the loan, you'll become one of them.
00:11:57Listen to that beautiful sound.
00:12:00I wonder what organ is being cut out of that sucker.
00:12:03Sounds like a kidney.
00:12:04Look, you'll get every penny.
00:12:10I'm afraid you won't live to see that money.
00:12:12When the apocalypse comes, we'll see how arrogant you crooks are.
00:12:16You can die from hypothermia.
00:12:18I'll kill you myself.
00:12:29Henry, that guy you saw with me in Vegas was just an old friend.
00:12:34Honest.
00:12:35Where have you been?
00:12:36I've missed you.
00:12:39What do you want?
00:12:41I lost all the money you gave me gambling in Vegas.
00:12:43I was just going to ask for a little more.
00:12:45What do I look like?
00:12:46A walking ATM?
00:12:48You're not getting any money from me.
00:12:49Are you broke?
00:12:51Seriously?
00:12:52You can't even come up with a little money?
00:12:54What kind of man are you?
00:12:56What kind of husband can't give his wife some pocket money?
00:13:03I want all of these and all the inventory in your warehouse.
00:13:08What?
00:13:09Are you insane, Henry?
00:13:11Can you even afford all this stuff?
00:13:12Do you have enough space in that shoebox you live in?
00:13:15You're crazy.
00:13:15I've had enough.
00:13:16I want a divorce right now.
00:13:19Cool.
00:13:21Let's divorce.
00:13:22Don't go back on your word.
00:13:25You crazy poor bastard.
00:13:27Don't come crawling back because I'm finished with you.
00:13:30Sir, that will cost a lot of money.
00:13:32We don't have enough transportation to deliver it all to you.
00:13:34Don't worry.
00:13:35I have the money and I have the transportation.
00:13:40You can come over now.
00:13:59It's $2,000,000 enough to buy all your inventory.
00:14:24Henry, that psycho robbed some bank and bought out the entire supermarket.
00:14:31But he wouldn't give me any money.
00:14:33You must be Henry, Anna's useless husband.
00:14:36It seems you've forgotten your place.
00:14:38You're a bottom-feeder, buddy.
00:14:41Now hand over your illegal gains or I'll show you no mercy.
00:14:47Oh, great.
00:14:48What do you want?
00:14:50Listen, I'm your wife's lover.
00:14:53If you know what's good for you, give the money to Anna or else you'll regret it.
00:15:11You crazy moron.
00:15:12How dare you hit Sweet Carter?
00:15:14He's the heir to Ironclad Energy, the oil giant.
00:15:18Do you realize how quickly he could ruin you?
00:15:20I'm supposed to be scared of some spoiled rich kid.
00:15:24In a few days, when the apocalypse comes, all that money will be worth squat.
00:15:34Oh, God.
00:15:44Scared now?
00:15:45Compared to Carter, you're nothing.
00:15:48You keep talking about apocalypse, but the only apocalypse happening is yours.
00:15:54Shoot him, babe.
00:15:55Took your chick.
00:15:56Now I'm gonna take your life.
00:15:58Kneel down and beg for my forgiveness or I'll send you to hell.
00:16:01I'm afraid.
00:16:03Hell's fully booked at the moment.
00:16:05Two dipshits.
00:16:07Must have took my place.
00:16:31The best military-grade defense equipment money can buy.
00:16:34Fully operational.
00:16:36Fully under my command.
00:16:38Think carefully about your next mission, you crazy bastard.
00:16:41I'll kill you!
00:16:43Do it.
00:17:07You!
00:17:08Just wait, you bastard!
00:17:10This isn't over!
00:17:13Finally, after a week of hard work, my house is now an invincible fortress.
00:17:18It can keep warm, withstand explosions, and recycle energy.
00:17:50Carter Ironclad Energy.
00:17:53I just happen to be short of oil. It's time to teach this scumbag a lesson
00:18:24This much oil will last for generations. It seems my energy reserves are now absolutely safe.
00:18:41Everything is finally in place. Now I can live comfortably in the apocalypse.
00:18:46As you can see, our oil reserves are unrivaled. Oil depots across the country are full,
00:18:51and we can supply the military with sufficient quantities at any time.
00:19:05Carter, it seems your goods are selling very well.
00:19:09Breaking overnight, Ironclack Energy has confirmed a catastrophic breach at one of its major oil storage depots.
00:19:15Food oil valued in the hundreds of millions has reportedly disappeared without a trace.
00:19:20This is just the beginning. The real reckoning hasn't even started yet.
00:19:36Huh, no way. Don't tell me. Has the apocalypse come early?
00:19:46Mayday, we're going down!
00:19:48Mayday, we're going down!
00:19:58What is happening? What is happening?
00:20:05It wasn't
00:20:07supposed to be today.
00:20:14Hopefully this can save at least a few more lives.
00:20:20Camilla!
00:20:24Camilla!
00:20:26Listen, reinforce all your doors and windows immediately.
00:20:29Buy enough firewood to keep warm.
00:20:31Take care of yourself.
00:20:33Thank you, Henry.
00:20:35You take care too.
00:20:36Henry, you're insane.
00:20:37It's winter, isn't it normal to snow?
00:20:39So stop scaring people everywhere.
00:20:42But look what the weather bureau said.
00:20:43This cold wave is a normal winter climate fluctuation
00:20:46with no extreme risks.
00:20:48Online rumors are not true.
00:20:49Yeah!
00:20:50The governor said everything is normal.
00:20:52If you keep trying to scare people,
00:20:54I'll call the police and have them send you to a mental hospital.
00:20:56Don't pay attention to them, Henry.
00:21:00I believe you.
00:21:03I want to clearly inform all citizens again
00:21:07that the so-called extreme cold apocalypse is pure nonsense.
00:21:11Don't listen to those climate crazies.
00:21:14I can personally guarantee everything is completely normal.
00:21:21What? What? How could this happen?
00:21:24Henry was right.
00:21:25The apocalypse is really here.
00:21:40It's about to begin.
00:21:42System, activate defense mode.
00:21:44Defense mode activated.
00:22:11My car!
00:22:13My car!
00:22:16I tried to warn you, but you did want to listen.
00:22:19I can't help it now.
00:22:21Everything that's happening, I've seen it before.
00:22:23Hail tsunamis.
00:22:26The reason you fend for yourselves.
00:22:49F**k.
00:22:50F**k.
00:22:50Why is it so cold?
00:23:01this damn window what's wrong
00:23:10no was henry right is this the apocalypse he was talking about impossible some dumb
00:23:19army boy too stupid for college couldn't predict something like this everything will be fine
00:23:30let's get out of here
00:23:31i can't take it anymore my house has been smashed to pieces there's no water or electricity and i
00:23:40can't keep warm at all i'll freeze to death if this lasts another day i'm out of food i don't
00:23:47know how much longer i can last it's that jinx henry's fault talking about the extreme cold
00:23:53apocalypse every day and now it's really here i bet he's stocked up on enough food to last
00:24:00here then let's go find him we can ask him for food if he says no we'll take it by
00:24:05force yes
00:24:06yeah okay go
00:24:17smells so good it's henry he's actually barbecuing henry give us some of what you're cooking man
00:24:27we're starving here henry as the hallway president i order you to share your food with us
00:24:31yes bring it over for us to eat we need food yes you can't be so selfish
00:24:45this is my food why should i give it to you and by the way your hoa means jack now
00:24:51get off my property
00:24:52you selfish bastard your wife is standing right here how can you bear to see her freeze and starve
00:24:56what kind of husband are you yeah henry did you forget i'm your wife how could you not share your
00:25:02food with me wife you haven't been my wife for a long time
00:25:13what are you talking about i am your wife you're such a selfish person abandoning me over a plate of
00:25:21food i didn't realize henry treats his wife this terrible i'm so sorry anna anna when i was deployed
00:25:29on my last tour defending our freedom you were here cheating on me with carter did you remember you
00:25:34were my wife then when you begged me for money i didn't have you called me a poor bastard did
00:25:39you
00:25:39remember that you were my wife how dare you even speak to me like this so anna is carter's mistress
00:25:47she cheated on henry behind his back you two are disgusting
00:25:53enough of this crap open the door henry we're all neighbors here let us in
00:26:02yes we're all good neighbors we should help each other
00:26:09good neighbors help each other
00:26:13bullshit
00:26:22hey bob you knocked over my fence could you pick it back up
00:26:26do it yourself lazy ass didn't you learn to plant fences and walls when you were off playing toy soldiers
00:26:40you crazy mutt i ought to kill you
00:26:42hey what the hell are you doing what do you mean lawn height is too low non-complianted are you
00:26:47messing with me it's a one thousand dollars fine i added extra because your dog is so damn ugly
00:26:51if you don't pay it we'll come to take your house
00:27:00you all treated me terribly judged me called me crazy even my dog
00:27:07do you really think you treated me like a good neighbor back then get out of here
00:27:14henry you selfish bastard if you won't save us we'll save ourselves
00:27:25you want to be unreasonable then i'll smash your door down how's that
00:27:31smash his door smash his door smash his door
00:27:43go ahead smash it down
00:27:50what kind of steel is this i couldn't even make a dent
00:27:55take your time i'll go roast some more chicken wings
00:28:00smug little asshole i'll get my chainsaw that should do the job
00:28:15i'll give you one last chance henry open the door now and we'll spare your life when we get in
00:28:21we saw the door open ourselves you're dead
00:28:24go ahead this should be fun
00:28:29oh henry you really thought you were above us
00:28:33when we get in you're dead
00:28:40huh what's going on there's not even a mark
00:28:43i don't know the teeth are almost completely worn out
00:29:06this is aerospat grade material even a grenade couldn't break it but please try your hardest
00:29:13give it here
00:29:25defense mode activated full power on
00:29:39this crazy bastard he installed high voltage electricity on the door
00:29:46listen let's rush over together and ram this door
00:29:48with this many people won't do anything and we'll definitely be able to knock it off its hinges
00:30:05oh you've worked so hard unfortunately you're all brain dead morons
00:30:14one more time guys
00:30:18you're boring me now i don't have time to play with you all day
00:30:21if anyone comes closer i'll turn you all into roasted assholes
00:30:32henry honey i love you i miss you
00:30:34please just take me back i'll make it up to you i'll do anything
00:30:42if i open the door now you'll let carter and those thugs in and then eat me and daisy alive
00:30:47this isn't my first rodeo you know
00:30:48no i would never i swear
00:30:52liar
00:30:53even daisy hates you get out of here and don't come back
00:31:00marrying you is the biggest regret of my life just you wait i'll kill you with my own hand
00:31:14that asshole i'll make him pay for that
00:31:17so this is what being the iron energy here gets you
00:31:20it's a nice place i gotta say
00:31:23shame about the cold
00:31:27leader of the spider gang right
00:31:30what do you want
00:31:31we've run out of supplies thought you must have some food and wanted to make a deal with you
00:31:36but looking at your situation you look worse off than us
00:31:40we have nothing left
00:31:43nothing
00:31:45don't sell yourself short
00:31:46the two of you could feed us for weeks
00:31:49no please don't i know someone who has a lot of food and supplies
00:31:53i can take you to him
00:31:54please just don't hurt us
00:31:58oh really
00:32:05if you're lying you know it's gonna happen right
00:32:07take me to him now
00:32:19we have guests
00:32:24this henry dude is a pussy
00:32:28we can break through this kind of defense like nothing
00:32:36look how scared you are
00:32:38like taking candy from a baby
00:32:40let's go eat boys
00:32:50what
00:32:53how is this possible
00:32:55they're my best men
00:33:11your men didn't stand a chance john
00:33:15and neither do you
00:33:18wait
00:33:20the henry they talked about
00:33:21it's you
00:33:27you think you can kill my men and get away with it
00:33:30open the door and i'll consider giving you an open casket
00:33:33otherwise i'll gut you like a pig
00:33:35and feed you to my dog
00:33:37it seems you're missing the bigger picture here
00:33:40let me fill you in
00:33:42i'm an ex-delta force soldier
00:33:43if you know what's good for you
00:33:45you'd run on back to your little headquarters
00:33:46and apologize for making a scene
00:33:47oh shut it
00:33:48i bet you were just fighting against farmers
00:33:51how dare you talk big in front of the boss
00:33:52of the spider gang
00:33:53you really don't know your place huh
00:33:55the spider gang are even more powerful since the apocalypse
00:33:57we run the show around here
00:33:59let me give you a taste of that power
00:34:02henry you asked for this
00:34:04go to hell
00:34:06you found a new sugar daddy again
00:34:08your taste just keeps getting worse and worse
00:34:10big talk for a man who's about to die
00:34:14fire
00:34:24he's finished now
00:34:28dumbass asked for it
00:34:29come on
00:34:31let's take his corpse back to the slaughterhouse
00:34:42what
00:34:43you're kidding me
00:34:44what is this door made of
00:34:52my turn
00:34:56you coward
00:34:57come out and face us like a man
00:34:59yeah
00:35:00what kind of man are you
00:35:03you only have a shotgun
00:35:04we've got over a dozen people
00:35:06you can't kill us all
00:35:07if you have the balls
00:35:08come out and fight me hand to hand
00:35:10if you win
00:35:11i won't ever come back
00:35:12you have my word
00:35:13how stupid do you think i am
00:35:15as soon as i step out this door
00:35:16your men will rush me
00:35:17sure enough
00:35:18i was right
00:35:19you are a pussy
00:35:21guess i've been cooped up alone for so many days i'm starting to get bored
00:35:24besides
00:35:25you can use the exercise
00:35:33don't worry daisy i'll be back in a minute
00:35:37all right maybe you do have a set of balls
00:35:39you idiot
00:35:40better hurry up and beg john for mercy
00:35:43you're just a useless redneck
00:35:45you think just because you follow orders and fire a gun and you're invincible
00:35:48john is the most feared gangster in the city
00:35:50you have no idea how powerful he is
00:36:01if you beat me i'll give you half of my supplies
00:36:03if you lose
00:36:05you'll never come near my house the rest of your life
00:36:07deal
00:36:09it's a deal
00:36:10come on
00:36:28tired already
00:36:28shame i was looking forward to a good fight
00:36:31john was just testing you
00:36:33this is just the beginning
00:36:34you're about to go down
00:36:36is that true john
00:36:38you little bitch you're dead
00:36:44john
00:36:45john
00:36:53john
00:36:53henry is just trying to act tough
00:36:54john's definitely got this
00:36:56those supplies are ours
00:37:05give up
00:37:06hand over the supplies
00:37:08then kneel down and beg for mercy
00:37:17next time you hear what he tells the force you better run
00:37:19now get out of here
00:37:20don't come back
00:37:22get him
00:37:23grab his food
00:37:26system
00:37:27have the drone set off some fireworks
00:37:28miles
00:37:29let's go
00:37:30stop
00:37:45I don't know.
00:38:27I don't know.
00:38:31I'll kill you with that.
00:38:32No!
00:38:32Please!
00:38:33I would never!
00:38:45If he doesn't show up, I'll chop you up myself!
00:38:48No!
00:38:58Henry!
00:38:59Help!
00:39:00They're going to kill me!
00:39:03Listen up, you bastard.
00:39:05If you want to save her, come up to the black market.
00:39:07Bring enough food for everyone.
00:39:08Otherwise, Willi will deliver her head right to your doorstep.
00:39:12The black market?
00:39:13I know where that is.
00:39:14Daisy, let's go.
00:39:23Camila, hold on.
00:39:24I won't ever let them hurt you.
00:39:38Welcome to today's black market auction.
00:39:40Our first item today is the sexy beauty Camila from the suburbs.
00:39:44If you bid for her, you can do anything you want to her, including eating her.
00:39:50No!
00:39:51Let me out!
00:39:53Don't!
00:39:56Such fine piece of ass is a rare commodity in the black market these days.
00:40:01Naturally, she'll fetch a high price.
00:40:03Starting bid?
00:40:0450 pounds of flour.
00:40:07No, let me go!
00:40:09This is illegal!
00:40:12The law doesn't mean anything here, sugar tails.
00:40:14But you've got a bit of fight in you.
00:40:16You seem like a fun time.
00:40:17The starting bid is hereby increased to 75 pounds of flour.
00:40:20100 pounds of flour.
00:40:21150 pounds.
00:40:22150 pounds!
00:40:23This is exciting!
00:40:24Any more bids?
00:40:26200 pounds.
00:40:27Don't worry, guys.
00:40:28After I get her, I'll make sure I live stream all the fun I have until she's pleat leaves
00:40:31up.
00:40:31That way you all can watch.
00:40:32Yeah!
00:40:34Always the creative one, sir.
00:40:38300 pounds!
00:40:39She'll be my private toy!
00:40:40I'm not losing this one, guys!
00:40:42300 pounds of flour!
00:40:44That's two weeks of rations for everyone in this room.
00:40:46You know a gold bar can only buy a few pounds of flour now.
00:40:49You're more valuable than gold!
00:40:51You should feel flattered.
00:40:55No!
00:40:56Stop!
00:40:57Someone save me, please!
00:41:00300 pounds going once!
00:41:03Going twice!
00:41:06Help!
00:41:07Help!
00:41:08Help!
00:41:08300 pounds three times!
00:41:11Sold to...
00:41:12I bid 1,000 pounds of flour.
00:41:21I bid 1,000 pounds of flour.
00:41:33Henry!
00:41:34Save me!
00:41:39Don't worry, Camilla.
00:41:41I'm coming.
00:41:48Henry?
00:41:50Henry, I don't remember your name being on the guest list.
00:41:53You don't need to care.
00:41:551,000 pounds of flour for the girl.
00:41:57Now, do we have a deal?
00:41:58Who the hell are you daring to compete with me, the owner of Walk Art Supermarket?
00:42:03Mr. Smith, please don't argue with this nobody.
00:42:05We'll kick him out right away.
00:42:08He's overestimating himself.
00:42:101,000 pounds of flour?
00:42:11That's equivalent to hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:42:13This guy clearly doesn't have it.
00:42:15Of course.
00:42:16Hurry up and kick this lunatic and his rabies-ridden mutt out.
00:42:23Do people really know how to underestimate the common man?
00:42:26You must think you're still living before the apocalypse.
00:42:28If you really have 1,000 pounds of flour, everyone here would treat you with the utmost respect.
00:42:32And that seat would be yours.
00:42:34If no one has heard of your name, I can only assume you're some drug-filled lunatic looking for attention.
00:42:39And for that, we show no mercy.
00:42:58You really have no idea what I'm capable of doing.
00:43:14It's real!
00:43:15Where did this bastard get so much flour?
00:43:18I'd say he must have been lucky and found it in some abandoned warehouse.
00:43:22I never heard of this guy until now.
00:43:24Face it.
00:43:25You can't compete with me.
00:43:27Better stop bidding.
00:43:29You think you're great just because you stole a little flour?
00:43:33We're old money.
00:43:34Let me give you a taste of my inventory.
00:43:49Mr. Smith, these are all scarce goods.
00:43:51Treasures among treasures.
00:43:52They're much more valuable than flour.
00:43:54Are you sure you want to use all of them to buy some bitch?
00:43:58It's not about the slut.
00:43:59It's about making a point.
00:44:01I want this arrogant bastard to see what real strength is.
00:44:04You're actually proud of that measly little thing?
00:44:07The apocalypse really hit you hard, huh?
00:44:09You can't be serious!
00:44:10This amount of inventory is unheard of nowadays!
00:44:14Who do you think you are?
00:44:15You think you can still compete?
00:44:20Watch me.
00:44:38What the hell is this?
00:44:46Now, does anyone else want to challenge me?
00:44:53Henry wins the first item!
00:45:06Thank you, Henry.
00:45:13Let's go home, Carmilla.
00:45:19What a wonderful performance.
00:45:24Unfortunately, you don't mess with me and get away with it.
00:45:27You won't be walking out that door today.
00:45:31You.
00:45:32You're the one who took Camilla here, right?
00:45:35Actually, this was your wife's idea.
00:45:37I have to say, she knows you well.
00:45:38This trick worked wonders.
00:45:40Now, any last words?
00:45:43I knew you were having an affair with that little bitch!
00:45:46Get on your knees and apologize to me and John before he kills you!
00:45:52First of all, there's nothing going on between me and her.
00:45:54Second, you, as my wife, cheated on me while I was deployed.
00:45:58How dare you even say that to me, you useless bitch!
00:46:03Henry, it's all my fault.
00:46:05They used me to get to you.
00:46:06Don't worry, Carmilla.
00:46:08These people can't hurt us.
00:46:13System, come in.
00:46:16What the fuck?
00:46:32What are you waiting for?
00:46:33Fire!
00:46:34Kilda!
00:46:41Henry, are you okay?
00:46:44I'm fine.
00:46:45Don't worry, Carmilla.
00:46:45I'll take you home, okay?
00:46:46Bastards you felt.
00:46:47Hold on tight.
00:46:48Stop him!
00:46:48Stop!
00:46:53You losers!
00:46:55What are you doing?
00:46:57The rest of you, execute plan B!
00:47:03Henry, if it weren't for you, I would have died there.
00:47:06I don't know how to thank you.
00:47:08Don't worry, Carmilla.
00:47:09You've always been so kind to me.
00:47:11I couldn't let that happen to you.
00:47:19Henry, look behind.
00:47:38Go to hell, Henry!
00:47:40Yeah!
00:47:41Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:48:02System, take the wheel.
00:48:05Autopilot activated.
00:48:23This idiot is going to get himself killed.
00:48:25Shoot him!
00:48:34Machine gun!
00:48:37Roar!
00:48:44Oh, fuck!
00:48:46Oh!
00:48:56Damn it! You won't get rid of me that easy!
00:49:04Henry! Help!
00:49:19Go to hell!
00:49:21You first!
00:49:29Bastard! How can some redneck afford all this equipment?
00:49:35I am the king of this apocalypse. Don't you forget it.
00:50:02Oh, my God. You have so much amazing food. Are you sure I can have some?
00:50:08Mm-hmm.
00:50:14I'm sorry. I haven't eaten properly in so long.
00:50:18I can repay you, Henry. I promise.
00:50:22Don't be silly. Eat your fill.
00:50:25Then I've got a hot shower waiting for you.
00:50:28I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'll be out of here.
00:50:53You got a hot shower waiting for you.
00:50:54I got a hot shower waiting for you.
00:50:56I got a hot shower waiting for you.
00:51:00How is everything?
00:51:03Perfect.
00:51:23What?
00:51:24Last night was the best sleep I've had since the apocalypse began.
00:51:27I just feel so lucky to have met you.
00:51:34Henry!
00:51:35We're starving!
00:51:36Open the door!
00:51:37Please!
00:51:38We were wrong before!
00:51:39We shouldn't have smashed your door!
00:51:41Please, give us some food!
00:51:42We'll eat anything.
00:51:43Expired rotten.
00:51:44I don't care!
00:51:45Save us!
00:51:47So hot.
00:51:49So hot.
00:51:54Henry!
00:51:55Henry!
00:51:55I think they're having hallucinates from hypothermia.
00:51:57If we don't do something, they'll die soon.
00:51:59They used to laugh at me and belittle me.
00:52:00I will never save them.
00:52:02They deserve it.
00:52:02They're barely even human at this point.
00:52:04They'd do anything for food.
00:52:13Food.
00:52:14Food.
00:52:16Food.
00:52:17Food.
00:52:17Food.
00:52:17Food.
00:52:17Food.
00:52:18Food.
00:52:18Food.
00:52:21Food.
00:52:23Food.
00:52:25Food.
00:52:26Food.
00:52:27Food.
00:52:30Food.
00:52:34Food.
00:52:43Food.
00:52:46Food.
00:52:46Food.
00:52:46If what you're saying is true, and that house has enough food to feed my army, we can dominate
00:52:52at the world. When the cold wave ends, everyone will worship me.
00:53:41General Mason, thank you for rescuing us in time. Don't worry, Henry's house has an abundance
00:53:46of food and supplies, but his defense mechanisms are quite advanced.
00:53:49I doubt they could rival our army. Besides, maybe we don't even need to shoot. After all,
00:53:55we have his wife.
00:54:10They're coming from my house. This isn't like anything I've faced before, and the next cold
00:54:14wave is coming soon. Let's go to the basement. System, activate extreme level defense.
00:54:32Henry, know you're in there. The army has you surrounded. Hand over all the food. Otherwise,
00:54:37you, your wife, and anyone else inside will die. Henry, honey, please save me. I was really
00:54:44wrong. Please give them the food. They'll kill me otherwise.
00:55:00That woman, she hasn't been my wife for a long time. Do whatever you want with her.
00:55:05Stupid court. Shut it, will you?
00:55:11General Mason speaking. I'll give you one last chance. Open the door and hand over the food.
00:55:18Otherwise, this slut gets it.
00:55:20Wait, you're that General Mason? The same General Mason who deserted battlefield in the Middle
00:55:25East and got an entire company of soldiers killed? I've heard a lot about you. No! This is all fake
00:55:32news. Who gave you that information? If you have the guts to fight, come in. But I have a funny
00:55:38feeling you're scared of confrontation. Scared? Watch this! Attack!
00:56:00Damn it! Why didn't you tell me he has miniguns?
00:56:03Ah! Ah! Drive in!
00:56:23Ah! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! His fortress is nothing! I'll come crush him with my bare hands in
00:56:31no time!
00:56:41If I don't come back, take Daisy and get in the car, drive as far away as possible.
00:56:46No, no matter what happens, I'm staying with you.
00:56:53Oh!
00:56:55Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:56:57Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:57:18JOHNSONING
00:57:18Henry, where are you, you little bitch?
00:57:20Come out now and beg for mercy.
00:57:22Maybe we'll kill you quickly.
00:57:23Listen here, you good-for-nothing rich kid.
00:57:25If you have the guts, come find me.
00:57:53I think this Henry guy is scared, guys.
00:57:55He can't beat us, so we hid like a bitch.
00:58:08Damn this little rent!
00:58:09I'll tear him to pieces!
00:58:11Let me go flush him out.
00:58:19Found him.
00:58:23Come out, beauty.
00:58:33Go!
00:58:33Go!
00:59:09Damn it!
00:59:09Where are all your supplies?
00:59:11There's nothing here!
00:59:13Now where's the fun in telling you?
00:59:15He got my hand!
00:59:17Let me kill him!
00:59:18We have an army!
00:59:20And you're all alone!
00:59:22Did you really think we couldn't kill you?
00:59:24Try it.
00:59:25You can't do anything to me.
00:59:41Come on!
00:59:43Come on!
00:59:44Come on!
00:59:45Come on!
00:59:46Come on!
00:59:49Come on!
01:00:04Come on!
01:00:05Come on!
01:00:06Come on!
01:00:10Ah!
01:00:12Who the hell are you?!
01:00:16Henry Cole, former Master Sergeant, 1st Special Forces Operational Distraught Delta, served 10 years in the Middle East, 7 direct
01:00:24action deployments, 3 high-value target extraction, 1 silver star, 2 bronze stars with valor, and 1 purple heart. Call
01:00:33sign, Gravekeeper.
01:00:34What?
01:00:35You're the Gravekeeper? The legendary soldier?
01:00:41So you're not a loser? Why didn't you tell me earlier?
01:00:45He's really a Special Forces soldier? Oh, shit!
01:00:50Look! I knew we could do it! Henry saved us again!
01:00:56I'm sorry, Sergeant Cole! I was mistaken! I shouldn't have harassed you! You must know I was deceived by this
01:01:02Carter! I had no idea you were a national hero!
01:01:05Shut it. The world needs less cowards like you. Time I get some good karma.
01:01:24Another cold wave is coming.
01:01:30Henry! My old pal! Please save me! I don't want to die! I'll do anything! I'll be your slave! I'll
01:01:35wash your dog, shave your back, anything!
01:01:39Pathetic.
01:01:40Anna, this is the man you left me for?
01:01:43You sure know how to pick him.
01:01:54Please don't kill me! I'll do anything! Please don't kill me!
01:02:01I'm your wife! We made a vow!
01:02:04You think too highly of yourself.
01:02:07Killing you would dirty my knife.
01:02:09I'd rather you try to fend for yourself for once.
01:02:14Hey, handsome. Ready for our trip?
01:02:16Of course, sweetheart. Let's go.
01:02:17No! You can't leave me here! I'll freeze to death!
01:02:20Henry, please come back!
01:02:24Henry, I was so wrong to do what I did!
01:02:28If I had chosen you back then, everything would be so much better!
01:02:33I was so stupid!
01:02:37What do you think will happen to her?
01:02:38Honestly, I couldn't care less.
01:02:40Besides, there's bigger and better things to focus on, like building our new house.
01:02:44Our new house?
01:02:45You heard me.
01:02:46There's some good land I scouted nearby.
01:02:48I can build us something there, then we can start again, together.
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