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Sex Education By My Best Friend Db
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00:00:04New Intimacy Level Unlocked
00:00:11New Skin Dangerously Hot is Equipped
00:00:21You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:23Maybe.
00:00:32What are you going to tell me who you really are?
00:00:34You know who I really am. I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:38Such a dumb username.
00:00:39Oh, okay, guacamole wizard275. Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:44You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:46You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:47Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person. Or at least a photo.
00:00:52Maybe someday.
00:00:53Okay.
00:00:58Wrapped my blade.
00:00:59Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:04Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:11In the game of castle claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight.
00:01:16But on my first day at Edmunds Academy, I feel like a peasant.
00:01:21Watch it. This isn't public school.
00:01:26Forget your training wheels.
00:01:29At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:43No, stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:46No!
00:01:49God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:51Ruined!
00:01:58He's so hot.
00:01:59Hey, I told you to stop the car!
00:02:06Oh my god, he's cold!
00:02:08He's so hot!
00:02:12Hey!
00:02:14What is wrong with you?
00:02:16Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:18Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:21What are you with me, son?
00:02:23What are you talking about?
00:02:24Why?
00:02:26I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:28No, I'm not one of your fans.
00:02:32You just broke something that's really important to me.
00:02:35Yeah, I break a lot.
00:02:35I always play a cop.
00:02:37Okay?
00:02:39You should know that.
00:02:41I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:44You were a...
00:02:47Asshole!
00:02:53Alright, I broke something of yours.
00:02:56Sure, but...
00:02:57Hey!
00:02:59You got my attention.
00:03:02So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:09Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:12Have a good day.
00:03:15Don't do it.
00:03:22Oh, fuck!
00:03:25Now we're even.
00:03:26My laptop better not be broken.
00:03:29I can't lose my connection to Valley Clay.
00:03:36You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:42I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway, and every rumor in this school your
00:03:49personal nightmare.
00:03:51I'm going to make your bus a living hell.
00:03:53What's going on?
00:03:54Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:56Now Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:58Yeah, idiot.
00:03:58I can see that.
00:04:01I just met an unhinged person.
00:04:03Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:06Same.
00:04:07Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:09Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:14Cole, do you need help?
00:04:15Cole.
00:04:15I can help you.
00:04:18The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:20This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:24But he's not your Cole.
00:04:25Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:26He's not yet.
00:04:28Come on.
00:04:31Hi.
00:04:32I'm Jen.
00:04:33And this is Lindsay.
00:04:35Hi.
00:04:36I'm Hayley.
00:04:37So nice to meet you.
00:04:38You have first day jitters.
00:04:39It's totally understandable.
00:04:41We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:43And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:45Good.
00:04:46Bye.
00:04:46Bye.
00:04:46Let's go.
00:04:51There you go.
00:04:52Thanks so much.
00:05:01Oh!
00:05:02That's so good.
00:05:04Oh!
00:05:06Oh!
00:05:06Oh!
00:05:15You're welcome, new girl.
00:05:16Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:25Guacamole wizard.
00:05:26Wow.
00:05:27What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:30Get attacked!
00:05:32Hold on.
00:05:34Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to Lockdown.
00:05:37Locker 83 right now.
00:05:38Send.
00:05:39Here.
00:05:40Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:44So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:47I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:49At least check on me.
00:05:50Oh, is that the online level?
00:05:52Ah, chill.
00:05:53Please.
00:05:57No way.
00:05:58What is it?
00:05:59Oh, that would clean it goes to the school.
00:06:07Please ignore that.
00:06:08Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:11Send.
00:06:15What is wrong with you?
00:06:16You mess with Cole Edmunds, and you're gonna mess with me.
00:06:19Edmunds?
00:06:20What?
00:06:21You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:24Wow.
00:06:25You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:28Stop recording me!
00:06:31Jen is a new girl.
00:06:33Wait.
00:06:34Is the new girl...
00:06:36Valley Queen?
00:06:38There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:41Could it be...
00:06:42Jen?
00:06:45Ew.
00:06:48Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:50And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:53No chances, Jen.
00:06:55So is it.
00:06:57She does look kinda cute.
00:07:05Please ignore that.
00:07:07Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:09What was I thinking?
00:07:11Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:17Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:18Keep walking, Haley.
00:07:20Just keep walking.
00:07:21You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:25My name's Haley.
00:07:26Wow.
00:07:27Haley.
00:07:28I think you, uh...
00:07:30You missed the spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:34What a coincidence!
00:07:35So did you!
00:07:37Oh, no!
00:07:40Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:42I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:44You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:49Whoever ends up with her, I must have failed an eye exam.
00:08:04I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:06Something happened today.
00:08:08I lost the game.
00:08:09I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:11I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:14And what is this?
00:08:16What I think it is, is...
00:08:18I wanna be with you, and you wanna be with me.
00:08:22As more than just friends.
00:08:24Oh, thank God.
00:08:26I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:28You're my soulmate.
00:08:29Like, I like you so much.
00:08:31Okay, well, since we're dating now, um...
00:08:35I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:37Wait, really?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:39Get ready.
00:08:46Okay.
00:08:47No face.
00:08:48Just the boobs.
00:08:50Is it a bad idea?
00:08:52But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:54PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:56All the kids do this.
00:08:57He'll love it.
00:09:02Ugh, this lighting hates me.
00:09:05Come on, Hayley.
00:09:06Confidence.
00:09:07You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:14Okay.
00:09:15Yeah.
00:09:15That's actually kind of...
00:09:17Ugh!
00:09:21Oh my God, seriously?
00:09:23Hello?
00:09:25Anyone?
00:09:27Don't look at me!
00:09:31Don't look at me!
00:09:32We're trying to have her Bible, are we?
00:09:33I don't think that you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:36Get out!
00:09:37Now!
00:09:38Fine.
00:09:39Ow!
00:09:40Damn it!
00:09:44Come on.
00:09:53Let's begin!
00:09:55Come on, do we have a good idea!
00:09:56Why don't you stop?
00:09:57Come on, I'm going to sleep.
00:10:04I'm going to sleep.
00:10:06You might not be alone.
00:10:06I'm going to sleep.
00:10:06Hey, I'm going to sleep.
00:10:07Let's go.
00:10:08Say, I'm going to sleep.
00:10:10One night, oh...
00:10:11You're gonna sleep.
00:10:13You're gonna sleep.
00:10:18You're helping me.
00:10:19Yeah, well, I didn't point on it, but here we are.
00:10:28Excuse you.
00:10:29These boobs are for someone else.
00:10:31I don't know a boyfriend, do we?
00:10:32That is shocking.
00:10:34Yeah, actually.
00:10:35And he'd probably kill you right now if he saw you were flirting with me.
00:10:38Flirting?
00:10:39Yeah, don't lie to yourself.
00:10:40I've got a girlfriend, too.
00:10:41My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:42Funny.
00:10:43Um, okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go her separate ways?
00:10:48Fine by me.
00:10:51Oh, and, um, of all the purple bra, by the way, I like it in a weird way.
00:10:58I mean, I have my type, but, you know, color theory, or whatever.
00:11:02Did you just get out of here?
00:11:12Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it, too.
00:11:15Jen, red alert.
00:11:17Colm and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:19I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:23Don't be a coward.
00:11:25Just send it.
00:11:26Jen.
00:11:30Oh, my God.
00:11:33Oh, my God.
00:11:33Here goes nothing.
00:11:41Still no response?
00:11:42Don't freak out.
00:11:43He's probably just busy.
00:11:48Give it back.
00:11:49Why?
00:11:50You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:53Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:55Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:58Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:59Mm-hmm.
00:12:00Got it.
00:12:02What are you doing?
00:12:08What are you doing?
00:12:12Wait.
00:12:14Oh, my God.
00:12:17Oh, my God.
00:12:19Oh, my God.
00:12:26Oh, my God.
00:12:32Oh, my God.
00:12:33Oh, my God.
00:12:33Yo, what's going on?
00:12:34Dude, your enemy's nude just got put up on the big screen.
00:12:36What?
00:12:37Yeah.
00:12:51come on
00:12:52come on
00:12:52let's see if these boots are photoshopped
00:12:57stop, believe it, please believe it
00:13:10Oh my brave knight, I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:18Oh my god.
00:13:20Oh cool, your enemy's kind of hot.
00:13:24Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:30No.
00:13:31No, no, no, no.
00:13:33Stop, stop, stop.
00:13:36Get over me.
00:13:40Get over me.
00:13:42Get over me.
00:13:51My school enemy is my ally girlfriend?
00:13:55Get over me.
00:13:58Stop it!
00:13:59Stop it!
00:14:00Oh my God!
00:14:08Hey, you okay?
00:14:13Give that to me.
00:14:21Now give the phone back, Jan.
00:14:23What the hell, Cole?
00:14:24I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:30How does it feel, being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:33Not good, huh?
00:14:34Now if you don't delete it off your phone,
00:14:35I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:37And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:40Why are you even defending her?
00:14:42She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:44There you go.
00:14:46He's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:48And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:51You hear me?
00:14:56Hayley, are you?
00:14:56Cole is on my side now?
00:14:58Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:15:00I just need to be alone.
00:15:03Hayley!
00:15:07Cole is a rich asshole.
00:15:09And he said we were enemies.
00:15:11But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:17Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:19Love you, Mom.
00:15:22Wait, Mom.
00:15:27Do people change?
00:15:30Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:36Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:56Top day, huh?
00:15:58There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:16:00They're my favorite.
00:16:02Noted.
00:16:03Is that all?
00:16:04The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:06I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:11Oh.
00:16:12I'm really proud of you.
00:16:14And then there's this guy.
00:16:15He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:20It's so confusing.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:24Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:25No, I'm not into this guy.
00:16:27I like you.
00:16:28Only you.
00:16:34I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:36You did?
00:16:37Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:38I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:41That sounds amazing.
00:16:43When? With?
00:16:44Well, after school.
00:16:45At the balcony.
00:16:46I'll bring flowers.
00:16:47Deal.
00:16:56I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:08Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:14Call.
00:17:18Call me father.
00:17:19I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:22Defending that nobody.
00:17:24Haley girl.
00:17:25He was not a nobody dad.
00:17:26Are those for her?
00:17:32What the fuck?
00:17:35What the fuck?
00:17:37I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:39Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:42That whole family is trash.
00:17:44Stay away from her.
00:17:45And what if I say no?
00:17:46Stay away from Haley Cole.
00:17:49Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:51What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:54I'm almost 18.
00:17:56Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:57I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:02safe.
00:18:04You're sick.
00:18:06It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:14Oh, hi.
00:18:16I'm Haley.
00:18:17Yes.
00:18:19So nice to meet you.
00:18:21God.
00:18:22I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:24But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:29Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:31You're so nice.
00:18:36Guacamole Wizard.
00:18:38Fail.
00:18:42Guacamole Wizard.
00:18:43Ew.
00:18:45You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:48Pathetic.
00:18:49Maybe he's married.
00:18:50Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:52And maybe he's sitting on his life video.
00:18:55I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:59Why is Guacamole Wizard still not here?
00:19:01Oh, no.
00:19:02We're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:03We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch.
00:19:05And so we thought we were bringing you a sandwich.
00:19:08Eat it.
00:19:22Call me.
00:19:24So you thought that you could just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:28You're a maid's daughter, so you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:32Guacamole Wizard, where are you?
00:19:35Oh, and by the way, Cole's not gonna come save you.
00:19:38Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:40Like me.
00:19:44I'm nothing like you.
00:19:50Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:51I'm nothing like that.
00:19:53Cole again?
00:19:54Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:57Pick it up.
00:19:58Cole, we were kidding.
00:20:00It's ketchup.
00:20:01Pick?
00:20:02That bloody thing up.
00:20:06I figure you're gonna record this.
00:20:08I don't know.
00:20:09I don't know.
00:20:16Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Hailey anymore?
00:20:18I don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:20Cause I'll tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:22You wanna hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:28I will leave Hailey alone.
00:20:32I will leave Hailey alone.
00:20:38Got it?
00:20:38Yeah.
00:20:39Let's go.
00:20:41What are you looking at?
00:20:45Got it?
00:20:46Let's go.
00:20:55Uh, thank you.
00:20:57Wow.
00:20:59Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:03Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:05I just...
00:21:07I happened to see you.
00:21:09Were you waiting at someone?
00:21:11Yeah.
00:21:12My boyfriend actually.
00:21:16Well, he...
00:21:17He kinda stood me up, so...
00:21:19Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:23Maybe you gotta do it nice today.
00:21:25Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:29You thought we were enemies.
00:21:31I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though, so...
00:21:34Not that annoying.
00:21:35Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:38Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Edna?
00:21:40Cause it's not gonna work.
00:21:41I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:49How'd that online boyfriend in your ears make you fall for her?
00:21:55He...
00:21:56He makes me feel safe.
00:21:59You wouldn't understand, though.
00:22:05You understand better than you think.
00:22:08Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:12Is he...
00:22:14Now you touch him like this?
00:22:25If you keep staring, I'm gonna think you like what you see.
00:22:29No, my...
00:22:31My boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:36In the game.
00:22:38Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:46Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:47Oh, yeah.
00:22:52Are you that slow on the game, too?
00:22:54Yeah.
00:22:55I can see why he likes you.
00:23:01Oh, yeah.
00:23:02Oh, yeah.
00:23:03Oh, yeah.
00:23:14and he's kind and he loves me for who i am that is so much more important to me than
00:23:21whatever this is between us i wish i could just tell her right now
00:23:33wait it couldn't be cole what was that notification on your phone
00:23:41it's not cool who are you
00:23:47what was that notification on your phone it was my dad telling me my car
00:23:51got done getting waxed champagne problems huh
00:23:57you live such a tough life
00:24:03what was i thinking we are from two different worlds he just wants to play with me
00:24:08but why did i want to kiss him so badly
00:24:15why didn't you come to school today i got into a car accident really are you okay you have to
00:24:21keep
00:24:21me in the hospital till prom he was right who nobody which hospital are you staying at i want
00:24:27to come visit you no no you cannot i look miserable now you need to see me in style fine
00:24:34if you say so
00:24:35so are we going to prom together oh yeah we are
00:24:44why would anyone want to sit next to her whoever needs a charity case
00:25:07why is she so lucky cole's never been this way with any other girl people think you're really
00:25:13lucky to be my lab partner i'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner because you don't
00:25:18do
00:25:18any homework
00:25:24you finished it it's okay what would you know each other more i'm not that curious about you actually
00:25:30i'm curious about you though like uh how close were you with your mom
00:25:36what is he trying to do it's none of your business but i'm very close with my mom i'd kill
00:25:41anyone who
00:25:42hurts her
00:25:45do you want to know me
00:25:57so are you going to prom uh yeah well i don't know so you have a date or shall i
00:26:04stay picked up
00:26:06are you jealous of me me jealous no why would i be jealous oh because i think you so secretly
00:26:12want
00:26:12me you are so full of yourself you can do this on your own yeah
00:26:19no way it's a self-locking door really the score is gonna be back in an hour i'm sure it'll
00:26:25be fine
00:26:26i'm stuck here with you for a full hour no sorry am i that bad i think maybe we can
00:26:32pick up where we
00:26:33left off don't worry maybe trust me to do we're keeping our distance this time actually yeah
00:26:49that was my first kiss
00:26:53my first kiss was not supposed to go like that it was supposed to be special at prom and not
00:26:58just
00:26:59bumping lips
00:27:10you're really good at this one day when you regret it
00:27:14you know we can do more if you want
00:27:32hey i've been wanting back a lot more than you back
00:27:36so you want me
00:27:39i think you know much i want you
00:27:45do you want me i want you
00:27:54oh
00:27:57anyone in here
00:28:01oh my god how long have you two been in here i really need to change this lock are you
00:28:06two okay
00:28:07oh yeah yeah we're good we're okay
00:28:18you're just going to pretend like that didn't happen what didn't happen hey wait it's just hormones
00:28:25jake can you still play after your accident relax i'm not dead wait car accident guacamole wizard
00:28:38i gotta go
00:28:46guacamole wizard huh
00:28:50are you all better after your car accident do i know you
00:28:54why is he being so standoffish is he trying to give me a surprise or he heard something about cole
00:29:01you're crushing your soda can
00:29:04she thinks guacamole wizard is jake myers he's in a real car accident according to you so is guacamole
00:29:10wizard
00:29:12cole wait
00:29:15oh
00:29:20what's up guys
00:29:23we were just chatting chatting about jake's grand plans to kick balls
00:29:27was there something that you wanted cole
00:29:31hey i just figured i'd bring you some mozzarella sticks
00:29:35they're your favorite right
00:29:38how did you know that
00:29:40tough day huh
00:29:41there's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:29:43they're my favorite he couldn't be cole could he
00:29:53the truth is um a dickhead
00:29:57he honestly get out of your bro you came to my table bro and knocked my ball away
00:30:08there it goes again cole is jealous we got a problem here cole
00:30:13we don't have a problem we don't have a problem
00:30:17right tell cole to get my ball and we don't have a problem
00:30:21jake it would take me forever to find one of your balls
00:30:25i have the ball now can we stop measuring each other's dicks
00:30:30cole and jake are fighting over hayley maybe i can use that
00:30:39what if i told you that i have an internship opportunity for you with my dad wait seriously
00:30:44yeah just one little catch you have to pretend to like hallie raw
00:30:50all right you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports if you have any questions
00:30:55i'll be at my desk
00:30:57i thought guacamole wizard would feel more like cole but if he's really jake then maybe this was always going
00:31:04to end
00:31:05you've literally been sorry for five minutes i'm thinking about the report or about him
00:31:09why are you making it so weird about jake we literally made out of a sore dream
00:31:14maybe maybe i've known jake longer no you don't how do you know that you're going to prom with someone
00:31:19else stop acting like you're serious about me you have no idea
00:31:28oh my god is jake asking me to prom
00:31:44hayley someone's here to see you
00:31:58are you asking me to prom
00:32:01too cheesy no it's cute
00:32:04the accident the mozzarella sticks he is guacamole wizard
00:32:09so um what do you think you want to go to prom with me
00:32:14i i should feel happy but why does this feel so wrong
00:32:20hey can we not
00:32:24hey can we not dude seriously what is your problem my problem here dude is that me and my lab
00:32:30partner
00:32:30have work to do and you're out here to strike me with bad puns wow that is some weak
00:32:36shit man huh that's weak shit is this weak shit
00:32:42oh my god
00:32:51wow he's got really pretty eyes
00:32:59wait wait i can't colt put me down put me down put me down
00:33:05don't do that again
00:33:18new couple alert
00:33:20words
00:33:21fuck off jen why do you hate me so much cool you and i we're not that different and if
00:33:26you'd realize
00:33:27and give me a chance i think that we would make a great match like say if you asked me
00:33:32to prom
00:33:33come i might say yes
00:33:37jen you want to go to prom with me jen you want to go to prom with me we're both
00:33:44hot and we're both rich
00:33:45and our dads have been in business like forever so
00:33:50i don't know how romantic i think i'll pass
00:33:53you're gonna regret this cole admins
00:34:00if i message corcamole wizards i wonder if jake's phone will ding
00:34:06what should we wear to prom
00:34:08i'm gonna roll and the dean's list
00:34:18um i'll talk to you later i'll see you around school okay okay yeah i'll see you later bye
00:34:23he's so different maybe he's still recovering from the accident
00:34:30hayley
00:34:39jeez
00:34:46here i'll get it
00:34:53oh you're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone i don't care i do care
00:34:59hell yeah
00:35:17don't go to prom with jake i mean he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me he doesn't
00:35:21even know you and you do how do you know i like mozzarella sticks that's something i've only ever
00:35:27talked about because i pay attention to what you like i noticed it at lunch the first day
00:35:35you were watching me just don't go to prom with jake
00:35:54move
00:35:56colt is talking to hayley again your job is to keep them away from each other jake unless you don't
00:36:02want
00:36:02that internship that my dad got you obviously i do okay then break them up idiot uh what do i
00:36:09do
00:36:11i've got a few ideas
00:36:16hey look look someone will take you to prom all right i promise yeah really like who i mean the
00:36:24whole
00:36:24school school hates me except for jake
00:36:27and you but you're not asking me
00:36:32hey oh hey jake hey how um i just wanted to thank you again for the other night
00:36:40the other night yeah it was so sexy
00:36:46you're so sexy you're so sexy jake what are you talking about
00:36:52uh i hate to break it to you asshole but she's my prom date
00:37:00and she's a real tiger in the pep room
00:37:02oh
00:37:04oh my god
00:37:23stop guys stop it stop stop
00:37:26what the hell is going on over there
00:37:31shit it's principal stephens i've got to save cole i mean jake i've got to save jake
00:37:41oh my god principal stephens i'm so sorry
00:37:45hayley robert that's detention after school don't be late
00:38:06oh
00:38:07cole what are you doing here can we keep you company
00:38:11it's the least i could do if you saved my rest today
00:38:15the locker thing that was an accident oh sure
00:38:21so uh you and you and jake huh
00:38:26no he lied about that i don't know why though
00:38:30good
00:38:31yep
00:38:32father the asshole every time he looks at you makes me sick to my stomach
00:38:37thinking about him touching you kissing you
00:38:40i could kill him
00:38:44promise me you won't go to prom
00:38:48okay fine i won't
00:38:53because i want to go to prom with you
00:38:57okay everyone let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate
00:39:08oh my god i am so fed up with this
00:39:27oh
00:39:30sorry hey trips no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
00:39:33what it always has to be about her doesn't it
00:39:39they're dead they're both dead oh how am i going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard
00:39:49oh what are you are you almost crying it's probably because you can't afford a new one
00:39:57jen what's going on over there
00:40:09what's going on is jen is getting a taste of her own medicine
00:40:14mr edmunds oh please it's baking soda and water you're fine detention today after school
00:40:33jake hey oh um sorry
00:40:36gotta get to student council
00:40:40hey you didn't even try the rice trick the rice trick
00:40:48yeah you don't know about the
00:41:03hey um ella
00:41:05it's emma yeah that's what i said
00:41:09can you hack a broken laptop
00:41:20hey it's gonna be okay we'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing
00:41:25never
00:41:26happened no it's not just the phone or the laptop it means it means i can't can't why
00:41:35i talked to a friend online he's really important to me
00:41:42and i'm sure you're really important to him
00:41:54you know cool if you look past all that hair gel and big ol ego and rich kid bravara
00:42:03okay okay okay i i get it
00:42:08you're kind of sweet
00:42:13hey look at that
00:42:16oh my god thank you
00:42:19oh my god you're a miracle worker
00:42:27oh what is taking so long
00:42:29you doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate
00:42:32shut up ella
00:42:33it's emma
00:42:34whatever
00:42:41oh my god
00:42:49oh morning valley whore
00:42:51how are things in the castle
00:42:58valley whore what are they talking about
00:43:16guacamole wizard when can we be together in person guacamole wizard i want you so badly
00:43:22i dream about you touching me
00:43:23oh my god someone hacked my castle claimers messages
00:43:26touch me guacamole wizard
00:43:30yeah hey valley whore show them what you really like
00:43:51here you go
00:43:52here this is for you
00:43:58oh do you like what i've done with the place
00:44:00you hacked my laptop
00:44:02oh no it wasn't me
00:44:04it was that kid ella
00:44:05but i definitely got to reap the benefits
00:44:08what kind of incel sex over a video game hayley
00:44:11what are you catfishing this guy
00:44:12no i'm not trying to catfish him
00:44:14hey everyone
00:44:15i think valley whore is a catfish
00:44:19because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you
00:44:47stop it stop stop
00:44:49stop
00:44:52i thought i said the janitor some time
00:44:57jake
00:44:58hey
00:45:00now's the time
00:45:01tell them
00:45:03tell them what
00:45:04that's your guacamole wizard
00:45:07who's guacamole wizard
00:45:10here you go
00:45:14oh my god
00:45:15did you think that jake was your secret little online boyfriend
00:45:17oh sweetie
00:45:19i've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you
00:45:22what
00:45:23why would you do that
00:45:24oh i don't know cole
00:45:25why do you think i would do that
00:45:28jake
00:45:29is this true
00:45:30have you been pretending to like me this whole time
00:45:34sorry
00:45:35it was nothing personal
00:45:42we had nothing personal
00:45:49all right all right all right
00:45:51enough
00:45:52what in the world is going on here
00:45:55is that a leaf blower
00:45:56that's all him
00:45:57okay well you both have detention so
00:46:05let me get this straight
00:46:06you stole a leaf blower
00:46:08and defaced school property
00:46:10it wasn't school property dad
00:46:11it was jen's cyber boy spreadsheets
00:46:13jesus christ
00:46:14how does she always get away with this shit
00:46:17could it be because her father's running for senate cole
00:46:19you think that's what it could be
00:46:21who cares
00:46:22i care
00:46:23and
00:46:24i hear she's got an eye for you
00:46:26so you're taking her to prom
00:46:28what
00:46:29how overmides that body
00:46:30oh
00:46:31because you like that hailey girl
00:46:33i'm firing her mother
00:46:35right now
00:46:35no no please don't
00:46:36please
00:46:37then you're taking jen to prom
00:46:39max's dad called
00:46:41he said he's having a party tomorrow
00:46:43you're gonna go
00:46:44and you're gonna ask jen to prom
00:46:46end of discussion
00:46:53come on you big coward
00:46:54message him
00:46:55just do it
00:46:59you must think i'm the biggest idiot
00:47:09i could never think that
00:47:15but i thought you were jake
00:47:17please can't you just tell me now
00:47:19i think i've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime
00:47:25i heard that guy max is throwing a party tomorrow
00:47:28if you want i'll meet you there
00:47:41okay
00:47:42you got this haley
00:47:44just take a deep breath
00:47:45you got this
00:47:47you got this
00:47:51you look beautiful
00:47:55thank you mom
00:48:14hey hailey i'm glad you came you look so pretty
00:48:17hi
00:48:18hi
00:48:19hey max
00:48:19your house is gorgeous
00:48:21i mean
00:48:22no it's just my parents blood money
00:48:24you know they're upstairs watching the last of us right now
00:48:26they don't care about shit
00:48:27get drunk girl
00:48:47whoo
00:48:47fish came out of the pond
00:48:49hey everyone let's give it up for valley whore
00:48:51valley whore
00:48:56jen
00:48:57why are you doing this
00:48:58what have i even done to you
00:48:59to me
00:49:00oh i'm actually concerned about our whole community
00:49:02because those little cringy messages on your castle game
00:49:06those are concerning
00:49:07actually
00:49:08kind of a bit of a perv
00:49:09did you know that
00:49:10hailey
00:49:12she's a little pervy princess
00:49:13pervy princess
00:49:22hey let's get pervets in that
00:49:24leave me alone
00:49:27is there a fire
00:49:29okay we set off the alarm
00:49:43paul
00:49:44we set off the alarm
00:50:21are you him would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend okay cole is not
00:50:28him anyways we are going to the prom together no i'm not yes you are it's okay you can be
00:50:35honest
00:50:36about your feelings so you too this whole time oh my god i am such an idiot hey wait wait
00:50:53please at least take my jacket you know if you really wanted to humiliate me you didn't have
00:50:57to go to the extra effort jen was doing just fine i wasn't trying to humiliate you then what were
00:51:01you
00:51:01trying to do i guess you obviously the white clothes were just an added bonus i knew i
00:51:07shouldn't have trusted you and what about guacamole was it what are you
00:51:21what is that just the devil get in the car
00:51:30i'm not going to ask you again cole get in the car thank you just act normal for once and
00:51:35please
00:51:35introduce yourself to hayley i already assumed that's who this was hi mr happens so you're the
00:51:43scholarship trash that's hell bent on ruining cole's life well i've got news for you young lady my son
00:51:50is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family and that's not you you will be forgotten
00:51:57you're a maid's daughter and your mom works for me stay away from him or i swear to god
00:52:04your mother is fire dad stop don't you touch my family i'll stay away
00:52:12hey come on you don't mean that i hate everything you stand for i hate your greed and your callousness
00:52:21and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like i hate everything about you
00:52:27i hate all of it i don't want any part of it so cole go with your dad
00:52:44no laptop and no phone for a week ever since mom died you've turned into this cold patriarch
00:52:50hey we're not that's real love why do you have to make me so miserable
00:52:53i promised your mother i would make you a success son even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:07hi hayley i'm emma i know you are right i just felt kind of bad that i accidentally helped
00:53:14and ruin your life so i wanted to return your laptop to you goodness new
00:53:24oh wow thanks emma okay bye
00:53:32one down one to go you're so cool i know emma want to go to prom why not
00:53:41let's get these lovers together
00:53:48hi mr edmund hi max and max's friend sorry we weren't expecting you cole's grounded
00:53:55oh he is but it was his 18th birthday today what can i say max actions have consequences
00:54:03birthday or no cole is grounded well that really sucks because he's uh also the president of the
00:54:12prom committee we were supposed to review budgets today cole my son cole reviewing budgets he's never
00:54:20reviewed a budget a day in his life well mr admitts today could be that day and we just have
00:54:24to give
00:54:24him back this school sanctioned laptop so we can get back to his very important and very respectable
00:54:29budgetary work
00:54:39go away
00:54:44max what what are you guys doing here happy birthday cole i brought you my laptop and logged into your
00:54:50castle
00:54:50claimers account just get it back to me by tomorrow what what's going on dude it's your 18th birthday
00:54:57you can tell hayley who you are now you can be together just log into this stupid game and tell
00:55:01the girl who you love you really are no i'll tell myself stick me in your car
00:55:14come on wizard mom i'm fine i just need some time alone
00:55:29open the door wait what he's here
00:55:41it's you
00:55:43i should have given you this to you a long time ago
00:55:47hayley i wanted to tell you who i was from the very beginning
00:55:50my dad threatened off all your mom and i had to wait a really long time to tell you who
00:55:55i was
00:55:55i got my inheritance and i can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose
00:56:14i understand if this changes things if you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard but
00:56:23i need you to know i love you
00:56:36cool i love you
00:56:38you do
00:56:40yes you idiot
00:56:42i've loved you for months
00:56:43i mean this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though because i had to be loyal to him and
00:56:51but you're him
00:56:52you didn't expect her
00:56:54i i mean i i always hoped it was you
00:56:59until you hoped
00:57:02yes i hoped it was you
00:57:04you were always there for me
00:57:10you're really fucking hot
00:57:15hey uh
00:57:17one of those things i said we could do
00:57:20here i go
00:57:25take my clothes off
00:57:26you getting there don't worry
00:57:50okay so what do you think
00:57:5310 out of 10
00:57:54yeah what do again
00:57:56i'll get sex for sex with me specifically
00:57:59i've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:58:02all right
00:58:02all right that's fair
00:58:03i'll uh
00:58:05i'll take that as a worm
00:58:11what is my life now
00:58:12am i being nice to cole eggnance
00:58:15oh god no i fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:21no i'll just
00:58:22i'm just lost behind it
00:58:24there's always been lost behind it
00:58:26i'll take a minute
00:58:26stop it
00:58:30um
00:58:32same
00:58:33isn't promenade
00:58:35i think you know if it's prom or not
00:58:38i don't know
00:58:40but the real question is
00:58:41do you got a date
00:58:44cole are you asking me to prom
00:58:46oh i would have asked you earlier
00:58:49but jay kind of gave me to the show
00:58:50oh god please don't mention his name again
00:58:52i don't want to hear it
00:58:54yeah you don't have to ask me twice
00:58:56but i don't even have a dress
00:58:58where
00:59:03i just slept with cole edmonds
00:59:05and i'm in love with cole edmonds
00:59:07who would have guessed
00:59:11i thought
00:59:13only the best for my princess
00:59:15where did you get that
00:59:18i might have gotten you a dress
00:59:20on the off chance that you
00:59:23might have wanted to go to prom with me
00:59:24and maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:28of course they're going to prom
00:59:35mr edmonds
00:59:36i didn't expect you to be here
00:59:38cole
00:59:38are you here
00:59:41cole
00:59:41are you here
00:59:44mr edmonds
00:59:45you can't just park into my house like this
00:59:47i see you cole
00:59:47you are a big pro
01:00:05hey uh
01:00:07you almost done in there
01:00:08you try changing into an evening gown
01:00:11in a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:14okay i'm ready
01:00:26what do you think
01:00:31my god hayley you are the most beautiful thing i have ever seen
01:00:37i just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick
01:00:40you're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes
01:00:4220 more minutes
01:00:44we're in
01:00:45yeah
01:00:49thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes i hear we have a winner
01:00:57and your 2026 prom queen is
01:01:02dan longfellow
01:01:05thank you
01:01:06oh my god
01:01:07thank you guys so much
01:01:11seriously this makes the world to me
01:01:12i mean like who else would win
01:01:14right
01:01:15oh this is just the perfect moment
01:01:21oh my god that's hayley and cole
01:01:26it was fun
01:01:27what's this what did you got
01:01:28what's this
01:01:32hey uh
01:01:33most time that's up
01:01:35no
01:01:35who cares
01:01:39hell yeah
01:01:43literally what the fuck
01:01:45damn yeah
01:01:46language
01:01:47i am the queen okay
01:01:48she's just a little pervy princess
01:01:50come on
01:01:51everyone say it with me
01:01:52pervy princess
01:01:54pervy princess
01:01:55pervy princess
01:02:02wait wait wait wait what are those those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:06make cole edmunds fall in love with you
01:02:09his dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:13don't worry daddy if i can't have him no one can
01:02:17i'm gonna destroy hayley rott's life is this real
01:02:30what you exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think i was gonna hack your phone you little
01:02:36you know jen you know jen as the principal i'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty
01:02:44drama but quite frankly you are the worst and i think it's time that you are expelled from edmunds academy
01:02:53you can't do that you can't do that i'm the principal so uh yes i can
01:03:04you can't do that you can't do that
01:03:07there was no winter shit
01:03:09you lied to me
01:03:17hayley catch
01:03:23oh my princess finally has a crown now all i need is my handsome prince oh yeah no can do
01:03:31all i have to offer is a bowie knight with a chip on his shoulder and a awesome sense of
01:03:37humor
01:03:37oh how can i refuse
01:03:49we are going home right now you disobeyed me for the last time boys yeah i'm not a boy dad
01:03:57you talk all the time about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name
01:04:01that you can't see i've already become that man
01:04:05and it's because of hayley and you can accept that i'll make my own path and best believe me i
01:04:11can
01:04:12i'll say this that's the most backbone i've ever seen in you cole
01:04:19joy pro
01:04:27i am so proud of you
01:04:31i kind of done with all you being by my side that was terrifying it's not like we haven't
01:04:37slayed a dragon before well so i love you i love you guacamole wizard oh my god i gotta change
01:04:45that
01:04:45it's not like we're using that yeah you do
01:04:46oh
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