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Eric’s girlfriend dumps him without knowing he is a luxury brand CEO with a secret power. With X-ray vision and confidence, he starts exposing every bully who thought they could humiliate him.
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Eric’s girlfriend dumps him without knowing he is a luxury brand CEO with a secret power. With X-ray vision and confidence, he starts exposing every bully who thought they could humiliate him.
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00:00:00You
00:00:12Can I help you?
00:00:14I'm just picking up a gift for my girlfriend
00:00:16That's sweet, but that watch is five hundred thousand dollars
00:00:20It shouldn't be the escapement is off by 0.5 millimeters
00:00:24Which will result in a plus three minus three second time inaccuracy. Please take it off the floor
00:00:30Look, I don't have time for this
00:00:32LVMx the largest luxury brand empire in the world just bought us and their mysterious owner is coming here today
00:00:39Yeah, so I heard
00:00:52Surprise oh my god. Oh my god. Wow. I am so sorry. Mr. Dawson. I didn't realize it was you
00:01:00Don't worry about it
00:01:01I dressed down today
00:01:13I can't see
00:01:15Get down
00:01:15Press the line
00:01:22Everybody get on the fucking ground now
00:01:31Go
00:01:31Mr. Dawson needs us
00:01:35Let's go boys
00:01:37You grab the fucking bags and come with us
00:01:41Yeah
00:01:41I don't think so
00:01:43Oh, we got a smartass, huh?
00:01:45I'll give you ten seconds before I put a bullet in that smoked face of yours
00:01:48Can we make it five?
00:01:50What?
00:01:51Yeah, five seconds. That should be enough time
00:01:53Five
00:01:55Four
00:01:56Three
00:01:57You're dead kid
00:01:58Two
00:01:59And
00:02:02Enjoy prison
00:02:03What the?
00:02:07Don't fucking move
00:02:09Get the fuck back
00:02:10Get back right now or I'll shoot the kid
00:02:14I'm warning you
00:02:17Weak spot, bad wrist, hairline fracture that never healed
00:02:41This one's perfect. I'll take it. I'd love to stay in Chad, but...
00:02:48My cock is here
00:02:49And I'm gonna be late to my first day of class
00:02:52BOSS!
00:03:04You were born with supervision
00:03:08I know
00:03:09And with that power you created LVMX
00:03:12A company that owns nearly every luxury brand on the face of the earth
00:03:15Is there a question in there somewhere?
00:03:17Maple Valley is a prestigious high school, best in the country
00:03:20But it's still just that, a high school
00:03:22You don't need this
00:03:25But...
00:03:26I do need Katie
00:03:31We've been dating long distance for forever now
00:03:33And I'm gonna surprise her today
00:03:35And finally reveal who I really am
00:03:37She'll be shocked
00:03:39Yeah, especially when she finds out that I was able to use my connections
00:03:43To get her favorite social media idol, Liv Sparks
00:03:46To transfer to this school
00:03:50Mr. Dawson
00:03:53Maybe change into a uniform that hasn't been through an explosion?
00:03:56I can't!
00:03:57I miss homeroom
00:03:58Oh my god, Liv Sparks is coming
00:04:01I wonder where Katie is
00:04:04Oh my god!
00:04:08It's Liv Sparks!
00:04:17I can't believe she's at her school
00:04:19She's one of the hottest influencers in the world
00:04:23Katie will be thrilled when she meets her idol
00:04:27Miss Sparks will not be taking selfies today
00:04:33Hey you!
00:04:35What's Sparks?
00:04:36I have a 4.0, I drive a Mercedes Gullwing
00:04:39And I also have 400 million followers across all my socials
00:04:43Uh, I'm Eric
00:04:46I have a 0.0
00:04:48And I don't drive
00:04:49Although I'm pretty good at skateboarding
00:04:51And I have no followers on any social media
00:04:55Hey, well, you're not exactly what I was expecting
00:04:59But I guess you're my new boyfriend now
00:05:01What? Boyfriend?
00:05:05I'm sorry, I thought my messages were pretty clear
00:05:07Having a boyfriend will be good for my image
00:05:09I mean, we just need to be seen in public together a few times
00:05:14You are the fake boyfriend that we hired, right?
00:05:17I think you've got the wrong guy
00:05:18I have a girlfriend, and that watch is for her
00:05:23Huh?
00:05:24I thought that I told you to have the fake boyfriend we hired standing here for me
00:05:28I was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat
00:05:34Ah, look, I am so sorry about all of this
00:05:42Liv, wait!
00:05:44It's okay
00:05:47You need more than a tonic
00:05:49That's not a sore throat, you're going to die
00:05:52What?
00:05:53Why would you say that to me?
00:05:55If you don't go to the nurse in 10 minutes, you will die
00:06:00Promise me you'll go see the nurse
00:06:03Okay, look, first of all
00:06:04I've got the world's best online doctors on speed dial
00:06:07Why would I ever go see the school nurse?
00:06:11Just promise me
00:06:13You need to go get your throat checked
00:06:17Go, now
00:06:18Okay, fine
00:06:26You're kinda weird
00:06:28Go, now
00:06:32Wouldn't it hurt?
00:06:34Tell Dr. Schuyler to cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here
00:06:41Katie!
00:06:43Katie!
00:06:49Katie?
00:06:51Katie, what are you doing?
00:06:53Eric, what are you doing here?
00:06:56I...
00:06:57Wanted to surprise you
00:06:59Eric, you're like my summer fling
00:07:01You can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about you
00:07:04Wait, this is the poor townie boy you were swimming with?
00:07:08Geez, buddy, did you find that uniform in the dumpster?
00:07:11Who's this guy?
00:07:13This guy is Myles Pickett
00:07:16I'm a big deal around here, bro
00:07:19Oh
00:07:20Oh
00:07:21This is sweet
00:07:23Did you save up every last penny?
00:07:25Buying a cheap knockoff to impress your girlfriend Katie, huh?
00:07:29Meanwhile, I was in a party at my house this Saturday
00:07:32To welcome Liv Sparks to our school
00:07:35How would you like to hang out with your item?
00:07:37Really?
00:07:37Yeah
00:07:45It's already been almost 10 minutes
00:07:47I can't believe I let him freak me out enough to call you here
00:07:50Alright Liv, say ah
00:07:54Ah...
00:07:55What?
00:07:57Hold on
00:08:18Oh my god!
00:08:24You're lucky
00:08:25One more minute and that would have killed you
00:08:27He was right
00:08:29But how?
00:08:31That's not a sore throat, you're going to die
00:08:35I need to find that boy
00:08:37Katie
00:08:40Is this who you really want?
00:08:42Miles got me a FaceTime with my idol, Liv Sparks
00:08:46Meanwhile, you bought me a cheap knockoff watch
00:08:51She has no idea that I'm the one who got Liv to transfer here in the first place
00:08:56Miles is legit
00:08:57You're just a poverty case
00:08:59You wouldn't know legit if it bit you in your plastic ass
00:09:07And this, by the way, not a knockoff
00:09:09This watch is worth more than your house
00:09:17You're hilarious, buddy
00:09:19I almost want you to stick around so you can make me laugh more
00:09:30We're just not from the same worlds, Eric
00:09:37You're right
00:09:39We're not
00:09:43I really thought I knew her
00:09:50There you are
00:09:51There you are
00:09:53Oh my god, you were right
00:09:54Thank you, you...
00:09:56How did you know that there was a spider in my throat?
00:09:59It's a little hard to explain, but...
00:10:01I have x-ray vision
00:10:05No, really
00:10:07I was born with it
00:10:09Really?
00:10:10Yeah, really
00:10:11Okay
00:10:13Then what color is my bra?
00:10:19A gentleman never looks
00:10:21Sure
00:10:22You are so weird
00:10:25What happened with your girlfriend?
00:10:28Former girlfriend, she broke up with me
00:10:37Won't helping the school loser hurt your reputation?
00:10:40I am one of the most famous teenagers in the world
00:10:43I think I'll be fine
00:10:54Did your girlfriend break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision?
00:10:59Big talk coming from somebody who has to pay for her boyfriends
00:11:03Hey!
00:11:05Speaking of which, I'll do it
00:11:07Do what?
00:11:08I'll be your trophy boyfriend
00:11:10You look like you could use the affection
00:11:13And it looks like you could use the money
00:11:16Pays ten thousand
00:11:16An hour?
00:11:18It's quite a bit under what I'm used to getting paid
00:11:21In total!
00:11:25Look
00:11:27They're hosting this welcome live party tonight for me
00:11:31It'll be our first appearance together
00:11:34And don't talk about all that x-ray vision stuff
00:11:38Okay?
00:11:42Your bra is red
00:11:45And quite scandalous for school
00:11:49Don't be late
00:11:54Beat it loser!
00:11:56This party's for the school's elite
00:11:57Not for nerds with...
00:11:59Pokemon watches, huh?
00:12:06What a squid
00:12:08What a jerk
00:12:12Hey, that was a really cool watch
00:12:14Tell you what?
00:12:16Do you want to trade?
00:12:18That's a Rolex
00:12:20I like yours more
00:12:22Thanks
00:12:23Make sure to change the battery every six months though
00:12:29I didn't know you were so sweet
00:12:37Wow
00:12:41Oh, I'm sorry I'm a bit underdressed
00:12:48My wardrobe's being sent over as soon as my private jet refuels
00:12:52Sure
00:12:53Look, I heard that the head of LVMX is gonna be here later
00:12:56Yeah, that would be me
00:12:58So tonight has to be perfect
00:13:00That means that if anyone messes with me
00:13:03Or my boyfriend
00:13:05I will personally use my fame, money, and power to destroy them on a molecular level
00:13:13My publicist is calling
00:13:15Here is the invite
00:13:17And purse
00:13:18See you there?
00:13:25Oh my god, Myles!
00:13:27I can't believe you're the one throwing the welcome party for the Liv Sparks
00:13:30Of course, you know, she's such a big influencer
00:13:32This is so cool
00:13:34I mean, I'm gonna pitch her my makeup line
00:13:36And if she promotes it, I'd make millions
00:13:42What the hell is he doing here?
00:13:45Hey buddy
00:13:48This is an exclusive party
00:13:49So you got two options
00:13:51You better either get out
00:13:53Or I'll kick you out
00:13:56He looks like a homeless that found one of our uniforms in the dumpster
00:14:01He looks like someone my dad would hire to pick up our dog's crab
00:14:07You're trespassing, Eric?
00:14:09No, I'm not
00:14:10I'm Liv Sparks plus one
00:14:17Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
00:14:21Wait, wait, wait
00:14:21The Liv Sparks invited you?
00:14:24Yep
00:14:29Liv Sparks wouldn't allow this scambag even ten feet close to her
00:14:35He's probably a stalker.
00:14:38You a stalker, bro?
00:14:40Oh, did you go in her house and find this outfit, huh?
00:14:43What else did you take?
00:14:44Her clothes, her panties, huh?
00:14:50You disgusting berber!
00:14:54Eric, you idiot.
00:14:55What do you think Liv is going to do when she finds out you're pretending to be her boyfriend?
00:14:59She will crush you.
00:15:01In that case, you probably don't want to piss her off by, like, I don't know, insulting her date.
00:15:08Listen up!
00:15:10Everyone!
00:15:11Get this gooner freak out of here before Liv Sparks shows up!
00:15:18Make an example out of him, alright?
00:15:23Buddy, you really don't want to do this.
00:15:24I'm here with Liv.
00:15:25She would never, ever, in a million years, date a piece of human waste like you.
00:15:30Liv wouldn't like you calling her boyfriend a human waste.
00:15:33You're so delusional.
00:15:36If I'm delusional, then why do I have her purse?
00:15:42Really?
00:15:43You have another fake purse and you expect us to believe that this is Liv's?
00:15:46That's not just pathetic, it's psychotic.
00:15:49Be careful with that.
00:15:51Oh, why?
00:15:52Did you, uh, take up extra shifts at Mickey D's to, uh, be able to afford that, huh?
00:15:57Is Liv just gonna be so mad if I ruin her fake cheap knockoff?
00:16:02Oh, Katie, don't mess it up.
00:16:04Everyone knows that Liv Sparks gets her purses at Walmart.
00:16:08Don't get it dirty, huh?
00:16:09I have an idea.
00:16:10We should wash it.
00:16:12In the toilet.
00:16:18You do realize what Liv will do to you if you're in her purse, right?
00:16:22That's not her purse.
00:16:23You're not her boyfriend.
00:16:25You're just some creepy, poor pervert.
00:16:30She's literally just outside.
00:16:32You can go ask her.
00:16:33I have a better idea.
00:16:35This is what we think of you and your lies, Eric.
00:16:40Wait, Katie, don't.
00:16:48I tried.
00:16:54Where do you think you're going, white trash?
00:17:01I think it's time Liv Sparks sees.
00:17:03The Maple Valley does when the lower class messes with her.
00:17:07We put them in the toilet with the rest of the human waste.
00:17:14Last chance.
00:17:16Just let me go.
00:17:17No.
00:17:18I'm going to enjoy this.
00:17:21No, you really aren't.
00:17:23Oh, shit.
00:17:23And you'll see why in three, two, one.
00:17:33What are you doing?
00:17:34No.
00:18:04Can I help you?
00:18:06I'm just picking up a gift from my girlfriend.
00:18:08That's sweet.
00:18:09But that watch is $500,000.
00:18:12It shouldn't be.
00:18:14The escapement is off by 0.5 millimeters, which will result in A plus 3 minus 3 second time and
00:18:19accuracy.
00:18:20Please take it off the floor.
00:18:22Look, I don't have time for this.
00:18:24LVMX, the largest luxury brand empire in the world, just bought us.
00:18:29And their mysterious owner is coming here today.
00:18:32Yeah, so I heard.
00:18:44Surprise.
00:18:45Oh my god.
00:18:46Oh my god.
00:18:47Wow.
00:18:48I am so sorry, Mr. Dawson.
00:18:50I didn't realize it was you.
00:18:52Don't worry about it.
00:18:53I dressed down today.
00:19:05I can't see.
00:19:07Get down.
00:19:08Press the line.
00:19:15Everybody get on the fucking ground now!
00:19:23Mr. Dawson needs us.
00:19:27Let's go, boys.
00:19:30You, grab the fucking bags and come with us.
00:19:33Yeah, I don't think so.
00:19:35Oh, we got a smart ass, huh?
00:19:37I'll give you 10 seconds before I put a bullet in that smug face of yours.
00:19:41Can we make it five?
00:19:42What?
00:19:43Yeah, five seconds.
00:19:44That should be enough time.
00:19:46Five.
00:19:47Four.
00:19:48Three.
00:19:49You're dead, kid!
00:19:50Two.
00:19:53And...
00:19:53Enjoy prison.
00:19:56What the...
00:20:00Don't fucking move.
00:20:01Get the fuck back!
00:20:02Get back right now, or I'll shoot the kid!
00:20:06I'm warning you!
00:20:10Weak spot.
00:20:11Bad wrist.
00:20:11Hairline fracture that never healed.
00:20:33This one's perfect.
00:20:34I'll take it.
00:20:36I'd love to stay in Chad, but...
00:20:40My cock is here.
00:20:42And I'm going to be late to my first day of class.
00:20:44Boss!
00:20:56You were born with supervision.
00:21:01I know.
00:21:02And with that power, you created LVMX, a company that owns nearly every luxury brand on the face of the
00:21:07earth.
00:21:08Is there a question in there somewhere?
00:21:09Maple Valley is a prestigious high school, best in the country, but it's still just that.
00:21:14A high school.
00:21:15You don't need this.
00:21:17But, I do need Katie.
00:21:23We've been dating long distance for forever now, and I'm going to surprise her today, and finally reveal who I
00:21:29really am.
00:21:30She'll be shocked.
00:21:30Yeah, especially when she finds out that I was able to use my connections to get her favorite social media
00:21:37idol, Liv Sparks, to transfer to this school.
00:21:44Mr. Dawson, maybe change into a uniform that hasn't been through an explosion?
00:21:48I can't!
00:21:49I miss homeroom!
00:21:51Oh my god, Liv Sparks is coming!
00:21:53She's gotta be active.
00:21:54I wonder where Katie is.
00:21:56Oh my god!
00:22:00It's Liv Sparks!
00:22:09I can't believe she's at her school!
00:22:11She's one of the hottest influencers in the world!
00:22:15Katie will be thrilled when she meets her idol.
00:22:19Miss Sparks will now be taking selfies today.
00:22:25Hey, you.
00:22:27What's Starks?
00:22:28I have a 4.0, I drive a Mercedes Gullwing, and I also have 400 million followers across all my
00:22:34socials.
00:22:35Uh, I'm Eric.
00:22:38I have a 0.0, and I don't drive, although I'm pretty good at skateboarding, and I have no followers
00:22:46on any social media.
00:22:47Hey, well, you're not exactly what I was expecting, but I guess you're my new boyfriend now.
00:22:54What?
00:22:55Boyfriend?
00:22:57I'm sorry, I thought my messages were pretty clear.
00:22:59Having a boyfriend will be good for my image.
00:23:01I mean, we just need to be seen in public together a few times.
00:23:06You are the fake boyfriend that we hired, right?
00:23:09I think you've got the wrong guy.
00:23:11I have a girlfriend, and that watch is for her.
00:23:15Huh.
00:23:17I thought that I told you to have the fake boyfriend we hired standing here for me.
00:23:20I was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat.
00:23:31Ah, look, I am so sorry about all of this.
00:23:35Liv, wait!
00:23:36It's okay.
00:23:39You need more than a tonic.
00:23:41That's not a sore throat.
00:23:42You're going to die.
00:23:44What?
00:23:45Why would you say that to me?
00:23:47If you don't go to the nurse in 10 minutes, you will die.
00:23:52Promise me you'll go see the nurse.
00:23:55Okay, look.
00:23:55First of all, I've got the world's best online doctors on speed dial.
00:24:00Why would I ever go see the school nurse?
00:24:03Just promise me you need to go get your throat checked.
00:24:09Go, now.
00:24:11Okay, fine.
00:24:18You're kind of weird.
00:24:20Go, now.
00:24:24Wouldn't hurt?
00:24:26Tell Dr. Skyler to cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here.
00:24:33Katie!
00:24:34Katie!
00:24:40Katie!
00:24:43Katie, what are you doing?
00:24:45Eric, what are you doing here?
00:24:48I wanted to surprise you.
00:24:51Eric, you're like my summer fling.
00:24:53You can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about you.
00:24:56Wait, this is the poor townie boy you were slumming with?
00:25:00Jeez, buddy.
00:25:01Did you find that uniform in the dumpster?
00:25:03Who's this guy?
00:25:05This guy is Miles Pickett.
00:25:08I'm a big deal around here, bro.
00:25:12Oh.
00:25:14This is sweet.
00:25:15Did you save up every last penny?
00:25:17Buying a cheap knockoff to impress your girlfriend Katie, huh?
00:25:21Meanwhile, I'm hosting a party at my house this Saturday to welcome Liv Sparks to our school.
00:25:27How would you like to hang out with your item?
00:25:29Ah, really?
00:25:30Yeah.
00:25:37It's already been almost 10 minutes.
00:25:39I can't believe I let him freak me out enough to call you here.
00:25:42All right, Liv.
00:25:44Say ah.
00:25:45Ah.
00:25:47What?
00:25:49Hold on.
00:26:09Oh my god!
00:26:16You're lucky.
00:26:17One more minute and that would have killed you.
00:26:20He was right.
00:26:21But how?
00:26:23That's not a sore throat.
00:26:24You're going to die.
00:26:27I need to find that boy.
00:26:29Katie.
00:26:32Is this who you really want?
00:26:34Miles got me a FaceTime with my idol, Liv Sparks.
00:26:37Meanwhile, you bought me a cheap knockoff watch.
00:26:43She has no idea that I'm the one who got Liv to transfer here in the first place.
00:26:48Miles is legit.
00:26:50You're just a poverty case.
00:26:52You wouldn't know legit if it bit you in your plastic ass.
00:26:59And this, by the way, not a knockoff.
00:27:02This watch is worth more than your house.
00:27:10You're hilarious, buddy.
00:27:12I almost want you to stick around so you can make me love more.
00:27:22We're just not from the same worlds, Eric.
00:27:30You're right.
00:27:31We're not.
00:27:35I really thought I knew her.
00:27:42There you are.
00:27:45Oh my God, you were right.
00:27:48How did you know that there was a spider in my throat?
00:27:51It's a little hard to explain, but I have x-ray vision.
00:27:58No, really.
00:27:59I was born with it.
00:28:01Really?
00:28:02Yeah, really.
00:28:04Okay.
00:28:05Then what color is my bra?
00:28:11A gentleman never looks.
00:28:13Sure.
00:28:15You are so weird.
00:28:17What happened with your girlfriend?
00:28:20Former girlfriend.
00:28:21She broke up with me.
00:28:29Won't helping the school loser
00:28:31hurt your reputation?
00:28:32I am one of the most famous teenagers in the world.
00:28:35I think I'll be fine.
00:28:47Did your girlfriend break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision?
00:28:51Big talk coming from somebody who has to pay for her boyfriends.
00:28:55Oh, hey.
00:28:57Speaking of which, I'll do it.
00:29:00Do what?
00:29:00I'll be your trophy boyfriend.
00:29:02You look like you could use the affection.
00:29:05And it looks like you could use the money.
00:29:08Pays 10,000.
00:29:09An hour?
00:29:10It's quite a bit under what I'm used to getting paid.
00:29:13In total.
00:29:17Look.
00:29:20They're hosting this welcome live party tonight for me.
00:29:23It'll be our first appearance together.
00:29:26And don't talk about all that x-ray vision stuff.
00:29:30Okay?
00:29:34Your brow's red.
00:29:37And quite scandalous for school.
00:29:41Don't be late.
00:29:46Beat it, loser.
00:29:48This party's for the school's elite.
00:29:49Not for nerds with Pokemon watches, huh?
00:29:58What a squid.
00:30:01What a jerk.
00:30:04Hey, that was a really cool watch.
00:30:07Tell you what.
00:30:08Do you want to trade?
00:30:10That's a Rolex.
00:30:12I like yours more.
00:30:14Thanks.
00:30:15Make sure to change the battery every six months, though.
00:30:21I didn't know you were so sweet.
00:30:29Wow.
00:30:38Oh, I'm sorry I'm a bit underdressed.
00:30:40My wardrobe's being sent over as soon as my private jet refuels.
00:30:44Sure.
00:30:45Look, I heard that the head of LVMX is going to be here later.
00:30:48Yep.
00:30:49That would be me.
00:30:50So tonight has to be perfect.
00:30:52That means that if anyone messes with me, or my boyfriend,
00:30:57I will personally use my fame, money, and power to destroy them on a molecular level.
00:31:06My publicist is calling.
00:31:07Here is the invite and purse.
00:31:10See you there?
00:31:18Oh, my God, Miles.
00:31:19I can't believe you're the one throwing the welcome party for the Liv Sparks.
00:31:22Of course.
00:31:23You know, she's such a big influencer.
00:31:25This is so cool.
00:31:26I mean, I'm going to pitch her my makeup line,
00:31:28and if she promotes it, I'd make millions.
00:31:34What the hell is he doing here?
00:31:37Hey, buddy.
00:31:40This is an exclusive party, so you got two options.
00:31:44You better either get out, or I'll kick you out.
00:31:48He looks like a homeless that found one of our uniforms in the dumpster.
00:31:53He looks like someone my dad would hire to pick up our dog's crap.
00:31:59You're trespassing, Eric?
00:32:01No, I'm not.
00:32:03I'm Liv Sparks Plus One.
00:32:10Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:32:12Wait, wait.
00:32:13The Liv Sparks invited you?
00:32:16Yep.
00:32:21Liv Sparks wouldn't allow this scambag even ten feet close to her.
00:32:27He's probably a stalker.
00:32:30You a stalker?
00:32:32Bro?
00:32:32Why don't you go to her house and find this outfit, huh?
00:32:35What else do you take?
00:32:36Her clothes?
00:32:37Her panties, huh?
00:32:42You disgusting barber!
00:32:46Eric, you idiot.
00:32:47What do you think Liv is going to do when she finds out you're pretending to be her boyfriend?
00:32:51She will crush you.
00:32:53In that case, you probably don't want to piss her off by, like, I don't know, insulting her date?
00:33:00Listen up!
00:33:02Everyone!
00:33:03Get this gooner freak out of here before Liv Sparks shows up!
00:33:10Make an example out of him, alright?
00:33:15Buddy, you really don't want to do this.
00:33:17I'm here with Liv.
00:33:17She would never, ever, in a million years, date a piece of human waste like you.
00:33:22Liv wouldn't like you calling her boyfriend a human waste.
00:33:25You're so delusional.
00:33:28If I'm delusional, then why do I have her purse?
00:33:35Really?
00:33:35You have another fake purse and you expect us to believe that this is Liv's?
00:33:38That's not just pathetic, it's psychotic.
00:33:42Be careful with that.
00:33:43Oh, why?
00:33:44Did you, uh, take up extra shifts at Mickey D's to, uh, be able to afford that, huh?
00:33:50Is Liv just going to be so mad if I ruin her fake cheap knockoff?
00:33:54Oh, Katie, don't mess it up.
00:33:56Everyone knows that Liv Sparks gets her purses at Walmart.
00:34:00Don't get it dirty, huh?
00:34:01I have an idea.
00:34:03We should wash it.
00:34:04In the toilet.
00:34:11You do realize what Liv will do to you if you're in her purse, right?
00:34:14That's not her purse.
00:34:15You're not her boyfriend.
00:34:17You're just some creepy, poor pervert.
00:34:22She's literally just outside.
00:34:24You can go ask her.
00:34:25I have a better idea.
00:34:27This is what we think of you and your lies, Eric.
00:34:32Wait, Katie, don't.
00:34:40I tried.
00:34:46Where do you think you're going, white trash?
00:34:53I think it's time Liv Sparks sees the Maple Valley does when the lower class messes with her.
00:35:00We put them in the toilet with the rest of the human waste.
00:35:06Last chance.
00:35:08Just let me go.
00:35:09No.
00:35:10I'm going to enjoy this.
00:35:13No, you really aren't.
00:35:15Oh, shit.
00:35:16And you'll see why in three, two, one.
00:35:25What are you doing?
00:35:26I'm going to drink.
00:35:56Can I help you?
00:35:58I'm just picking up a gift from my girlfriend.
00:36:00That's sweet.
00:36:01But that watch is $500,000.
00:36:05It shouldn't be.
00:36:06The escapement is off by 0.5 millimeters, which will result in a plus three minus three second time inaccuracy.
00:36:12Please take it off the floor.
00:36:14Look, I don't have time for this.
00:36:17LVMX, the largest luxury brand empire in the world, just bought us.
00:36:21And their mysterious owner is coming here today.
00:36:24Yeah, so I heard.
00:36:36Surprise.
00:36:37Oh my God.
00:36:38Oh my God.
00:36:39Wow.
00:36:40I am so sorry, Mr. Dawson.
00:36:42I didn't realize it was you.
00:36:44Don't worry about it.
00:36:45I dressed down today.
00:36:57Oh, I can't see.
00:36:59Get down.
00:37:00Press the alarm.
00:37:07Everybody get on the fucking ground now!
00:37:15Mr. Dawson needs us.
00:37:19Let's go, boys.
00:37:22You, grab the fucking bags and come with us.
00:37:25Yeah, I don't think so.
00:37:27Oh, we got a smart ass, huh?
00:37:29I'll give you ten seconds before I put a bullet in that smug face of yours.
00:37:33Can we make it five?
00:37:34What?
00:37:35Yeah, five seconds.
00:37:37That should be enough time.
00:37:38Five.
00:37:39Four.
00:37:40Three.
00:37:41You're dead, kid!
00:37:42Two.
00:37:44And...
00:37:46Enjoy prison.
00:37:49What the...
00:37:52Don't fucking move.
00:37:53Get the fuck back!
00:37:54Get back right now, or I'll shoot the kid!
00:37:58I'm warning you!
00:38:02Weak spot.
00:38:03Bad wrist.
00:38:03Hairline fracture that never healed.
00:38:25This one's perfect.
00:38:26I'll take it.
00:38:28I'd love to stay and chat, but...
00:38:32My cock is here.
00:38:34And I'm going to be late for my first day of class.
00:38:36Boss!
00:38:48You were born with supervision.
00:38:53I know.
00:38:54And with that power, you created LVMX,
00:38:56a company that owns nearly every luxury brand on the face of the earth.
00:39:00Is there a question in there somewhere?
00:39:01Maple Valley is a prestigious high school.
00:39:04Best in the country.
00:39:05But it's still just that.
00:39:06A high school.
00:39:07You don't need this.
00:39:09But...
00:39:10I do need Katie.
00:39:15We've been dating long distance for forever now.
00:39:18And I'm going to surprise her today.
00:39:19And finally reveal who I really am.
00:39:22She'll be shocked.
00:39:22Yeah.
00:39:24Especially when she finds out that I was able to use my connections
00:39:27to get her favorite social media idol,
00:39:29Liv Sparks,
00:39:31to transfer to this school.
00:39:36Mr. Dawson,
00:39:37maybe change into a uniform that hasn't been through an explosion?
00:39:41I can't!
00:39:42I miss Homeroom!
00:39:43Oh my God!
00:39:44I miss Sparks is coming!
00:39:46I wonder where Katie is.
00:39:48Oh my God!
00:39:52It's Liv Sparks!
00:40:01I can't believe she's at her school!
00:40:03She's one of the hottest influencers in the world!
00:40:08Katie will be thrilled when she meets her idol.
00:40:11Miss Sparks will not be taking selfies today.
00:40:17Hey you.
00:40:19What's Sparks?
00:40:20I have a 4.0.
00:40:22I drive a Mercedes Goldwing.
00:40:23And I also have 400 million followers across all my socials.
00:40:27Uh, I'm...
00:40:28Eric.
00:40:30I have a 0.0.
00:40:32And I don't drive.
00:40:34Although I'm pretty good at skateboarding.
00:40:36And I have no followers on any social media.
00:40:40I will.
00:40:41You're not exactly what I was expecting,
00:40:44but I guess you're my new boyfriend now.
00:40:46What?
00:40:47Boyfriend?
00:40:49I'm sorry.
00:40:50I thought my messages were pretty clear.
00:40:52Having a boyfriend will be good for my image.
00:40:54I mean,
00:40:54we just need to be seen in public together a few times.
00:40:58You are the fake boyfriend that we hired, right?
00:41:01I think you've got the wrong guy.
00:41:03I have a girlfriend.
00:41:04And that watch is for her.
00:41:07Huh?
00:41:09I thought that I told you to have the fake boyfriend we hired standing here for me.
00:41:12I was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat.
00:41:24Oh, look.
00:41:25I am so sorry about all of this.
00:41:27Liv, wait!
00:41:29It's okay.
00:41:32You need more than a tonic.
00:41:33That's not a sore throat.
00:41:34You're going to die.
00:41:36What?
00:41:37Why would you say that to me?
00:41:39If you don't go to the nurse in 10 minutes,
00:41:41you will die.
00:41:44Promise me you'll go see the nurse.
00:41:47Okay, look.
00:41:48First of all,
00:41:49I've got the world's best online doctors on speed dial.
00:41:52Why would I ever go see the school nurse?
00:41:55Just promise me
00:41:57you need to go get your throat checked.
00:42:02Go.
00:42:02Now.
00:42:03Okay.
00:42:04Fine.
00:42:10You're kind of weird.
00:42:12Go.
00:42:13Now.
00:42:16Wouldn't hurt?
00:42:18Tell Dr. Schuyler to cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here.
00:42:25Katie!
00:42:27Katie!
00:42:28Katie!
00:42:35Katie, what are you doing?
00:42:37Eric, what are you doing here?
00:42:41I wanted to surprise you.
00:42:44Eric, you're like my summer fling.
00:42:46You can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about you.
00:42:49Wait, this is the poor townie boy you were slumming with?
00:42:52Jeez, buddy.
00:42:53Did you find that uniform in the dumpster?
00:42:55Who's this guy?
00:42:58This guy
00:42:58is Miles Pickett.
00:43:00I'm a big deal around here, bro.
00:43:04Oh.
00:43:06This is sweet.
00:43:07Did you save up every last penny
00:43:09buying a cheap knockoff
00:43:11to impress your girlfriend Katie, huh?
00:43:13Meanwhile,
00:43:14hosting a party at my house
00:43:16this Saturday
00:43:17to welcome Liv Sparks
00:43:18to our school.
00:43:19How would you like to hang out with your item?
00:43:21Really?
00:43:22Yeah.
00:43:29It's already been almost 10 minutes.
00:43:31I can't believe I let him freak me out enough
00:43:33to call you here.
00:43:35All right, Liv.
00:43:36Say ah.
00:43:37Ah.
00:43:40What?
00:43:41Hold on.
00:44:01Oh, my God!
00:44:04Oh, my God!
00:44:08You're lucky.
00:44:09One more minute
00:44:10and that would have killed you.
00:44:12He was right.
00:44:13But how?
00:44:15That's not a sore throat.
00:44:16You're going to die.
00:44:19I need to find that boy.
00:44:21Katie.
00:44:24Is this who you really want?
00:44:26Miles got me a FaceTime
00:44:27with my idol,
00:44:28Liv Sparks.
00:44:30Meanwhile,
00:44:30you bought me a cheap knockoff watch.
00:44:36She has no idea
00:44:37that I'm the one
00:44:38who got Liv
00:44:38to transfer here
00:44:39in the first place.
00:44:40Miles is legit.
00:44:42You're just a poverty case.
00:44:44You wouldn't know legit
00:44:45if it bit you
00:44:46in your plastic ass.
00:44:51And this, by the way,
00:44:53not a knockoff.
00:44:54This watch is worth
00:44:55more than your house.
00:45:02You're hilarious, buddy.
00:45:04I almost want you
00:45:05to stick around
00:45:06so you can make me
00:45:07laugh more.
00:45:14We're just not
00:45:15from the same world, Derek.
00:45:22You're right.
00:45:23We're not.
00:45:27I really thought
00:45:28I knew her.
00:45:35There you are.
00:45:37Oh my God,
00:45:38you were right.
00:45:40How did you know
00:45:41that there was a spider
00:45:42in my throat?
00:45:43It's a little hard
00:45:44to explain,
00:45:45but I have
00:45:46x-ray vision.
00:45:50No, really.
00:45:51I was born with it.
00:45:53Really?
00:45:54Yeah, really.
00:45:56Okay.
00:45:57Then what color
00:45:58is my bra?
00:46:03A gentleman
00:46:04never looks.
00:46:05Sure.
00:46:07You are so weird.
00:46:09What happened
00:46:10with your girlfriend?
00:46:12Former
00:46:13girlfriend.
00:46:14She broke up with me.
00:46:21won't helping
00:46:22the school
00:46:23lose or hurt
00:46:23your reputation?
00:46:24I am one of the most
00:46:26famous teenagers
00:46:26in the world.
00:46:27I think I'll be fine.
00:46:39Did your girlfriend
00:46:40break up with you
00:46:40because you told her
00:46:41you have x-ray vision?
00:46:43Big talk coming
00:46:44from somebody
00:46:45who has to pay
00:46:46for her boyfriends.
00:46:47Hey.
00:46:49Speaking of which,
00:46:51I'll do it.
00:46:52Do what?
00:46:53I'll be your trophy boyfriend.
00:46:55You look like
00:46:55you could use
00:46:56the affection.
00:46:57It looks like
00:46:58you could use
00:46:59the money.
00:47:00Pays 10,000.
00:47:01An hour?
00:47:02It's quite a bit
00:47:03under what I'm used
00:47:05to getting paid,
00:47:05but...
00:47:06In total.
00:47:09Look.
00:47:12They're hosting this
00:47:13welcome live
00:47:14party tonight for me.
00:47:16It'll be our first
00:47:16appearance together.
00:47:18And don't talk about
00:47:20all that
00:47:20x-ray vision stuff.
00:47:22Okay?
00:47:26Your brow's red.
00:47:29And quite
00:47:30scandalous for school.
00:47:33Don't be late.
00:47:39Beat it, loser.
00:47:40This party's
00:47:40for the school's elite.
00:47:42Not for nerds
00:47:43with Pokemon watches,
00:47:44huh?
00:47:50What a squid.
00:47:53What a jerk.
00:47:56Hey,
00:47:57that was a really
00:47:58cool watch.
00:47:59Tell you what.
00:48:00Do you want to trade?
00:48:03That's a Rolex.
00:48:04I like yours more.
00:48:06Thanks.
00:48:07Make sure to change
00:48:08the battery every
00:48:09six months, though.
00:48:13I didn't know
00:48:14you were so sweet.
00:48:21Wow.
00:48:30I'm sorry I'm a bit
00:48:32underdressed.
00:48:33My wardrobe's being
00:48:34sent over as soon
00:48:35as my private jet
00:48:35refuels.
00:48:36Sure.
00:48:37Look,
00:48:38I heard that the head
00:48:38of LVMX is going
00:48:39to be here later.
00:48:41Yep.
00:48:41That would be me.
00:48:42So tonight has to be
00:48:44perfect.
00:48:45That means that
00:48:45if anyone messes
00:48:47with me
00:48:47or my boyfriend,
00:48:49I will personally
00:48:51use my fame,
00:48:52money,
00:48:53and power
00:48:53to destroy them
00:48:54on a molecular level.
00:48:58My publicist is calling.
00:48:59Here is the invite
00:49:01and purse.
00:49:02See you there?
00:49:10Oh, my God, Miles.
00:49:11I can't believe you're
00:49:12the one throwing
00:49:13the welcome party
00:49:13for the Liv Sparks.
00:49:15Of course.
00:49:15You know,
00:49:15she's such a big influencer.
00:49:17This is so cool.
00:49:18I mean,
00:49:19I'm going to pitch her
00:49:19my makeup line,
00:49:20and if she promotes it,
00:49:22I'd make millions.
00:49:26What the hell
00:49:27is he doing here?
00:49:29Hey, buddy.
00:49:32This is an exclusive party,
00:49:34so you've got two options.
00:49:36You better either
00:49:37get out
00:49:38or I'll kick you out.
00:49:40He looks like a homeless
00:49:42that found one of our uniforms
00:49:43in a dumpster.
00:49:45He looks like someone
00:49:47my dad would hire
00:49:48to pick up our dog's crap.
00:49:51You're trespassing, Eric?
00:49:53No, I'm not.
00:49:55I'm Liv Sparks Plus One.
00:50:05The Liv Sparks
00:50:06invited you?
00:50:08Yep.
00:50:13Liv Sparks wouldn't allow
00:50:15this scambag
00:50:16even 10 feet close to her.
00:50:19He's probably a stalker.
00:50:22You a stalker?
00:50:24Bro,
00:50:24why would you go to her house
00:50:26and find this outfit, huh?
00:50:27What else do you take?
00:50:28Her clothes?
00:50:29Her panties, huh?
00:50:34You disgusting barber!
00:50:38Eric, you idiot.
00:50:40What do you think Liv
00:50:41is going to do
00:50:41when she finds out
00:50:42you're pretending
00:50:42to be her boyfriend?
00:50:43She will crush you.
00:50:45In that case,
00:50:47you probably don't want
00:50:48to piss her off
00:50:49by like,
00:50:49I don't know,
00:50:50insulting her date.
00:50:53Listen up!
00:50:54Everyone!
00:50:55Get this gooner freak
00:50:57out of here
00:50:57before Liv Sparks
00:50:58shows up!
00:51:02Make an example
00:51:03out of him,
00:51:04alright?
00:51:07Buddy,
00:51:08you really don't want
00:51:08to do this.
00:51:09I'm here with Liv.
00:51:10She would never,
00:51:11ever,
00:51:11in a million years,
00:51:12date a piece of
00:51:13human waste like you.
00:51:14Liv wouldn't like you
00:51:15calling her boyfriend
00:51:16a human waste.
00:51:18You're so delusional.
00:51:20If I'm delusional,
00:51:22then why do I have
00:51:23her purse?
00:51:27Really?
00:51:27You have another
00:51:28fake purse
00:51:28and you expect us
00:51:29to believe that
00:51:30this is Liv's?
00:51:30That's not just
00:51:31pathetic,
00:51:32it's psychotic.
00:51:34Be careful with that.
00:51:35Oh, why?
00:51:36Did you, uh,
00:51:37take up extra shifts
00:51:38at Mickey D's
00:51:39to, uh,
00:51:40be able to afford
00:51:40that, huh?
00:51:42Is Liv just
00:51:43going to be so mad
00:51:44if I ruin her
00:51:44fake cheap knockoff?
00:51:46Oh, Katie,
00:51:47don't mess it up.
00:51:48Everyone knows
00:51:49that Liv Sparks
00:51:50gets her purses
00:51:51at Walmart.
00:51:52Don't get it dirty,
00:51:53huh?
00:51:54I have an idea.
00:51:55We should wash it
00:51:56in the toilet.
00:52:01Ah!
00:52:03You do realize
00:52:04what Liv will do
00:52:05to you if you
00:52:05ruin her purse, right?
00:52:06That's not her purse.
00:52:08You're not her boyfriend.
00:52:09You're just some
00:52:10creepy, poor,
00:52:11pervert.
00:52:14She's literally
00:52:15just outside.
00:52:16You can go ask her.
00:52:17I have a better idea.
00:52:19This is what we think
00:52:21of you and your lies,
00:52:22Eric.
00:52:24Wait, Katie,
00:52:29don't...
00:52:30I tried.
00:52:39Where do you think
00:52:40you're going,
00:52:40white trash?
00:52:45I think it's time
00:52:46Liv Sparks sees
00:52:48the Maple Valley does
00:52:49when the lower class
00:52:50messes with her.
00:52:52We put them in the toilet
00:52:53with the rest
00:52:54of the human waste.
00:52:59Last chance.
00:53:00Just let me go.
00:53:02No.
00:53:03I'm going to enjoy this.
00:53:05No, you really aren't.
00:53:07Oh, shit.
00:53:07And you'll see why
00:53:09in three,
00:53:12two,
00:53:16one.
00:53:17What are you doing?
00:53:19What are you doing?
00:53:26What are you doing?
00:53:27What are you doing?
00:53:27What are you doing?
00:53:27What are you doing?
00:53:28What are you doing?
00:53:29What are you doing?
00:53:32What are you doing?
00:53:33What are you doing?
00:53:33What are you doing?
00:53:35What are you doing?
00:53:36What are you doing?
00:53:37What are you doing?
00:53:37What are you doing?
00:53:37You
00:53:48Can I help you?
00:53:50I'm just picking up a gift for my girlfriend
00:53:53That's sweet, but that watch is five hundred thousand dollars
00:53:56It shouldn't be the escapement is off by 0.5 millimeters
00:54:00Which will result in a plus three minus three second time inaccuracy. Please take it off the floor
00:54:06Look, I don't have time for this
00:54:09LVMX, the largest luxury brand empire in the world, just bought us and their mysterious owner is coming here today
00:54:16Yeah, so I heard
00:54:28Surprise
00:54:29Oh my god, oh my god, wow, I am so sorry Mr. Dawson
00:54:34I didn't realize it was you. Don't worry about it. I dressed down today
00:54:51Get down
00:54:52Press the line
00:54:59Everybody get on the fucking ground now
00:55:04Mr. Dawson needs us
00:55:12Let's go boys
00:55:14You, grab the fucking bags and come with us
00:55:18Yeah, I don't think so
00:55:19Oh, we got a smart ass, huh?
00:55:21I'll give you ten seconds before I put a bullet in that smug face of yours
00:55:25Can we make it five?
00:55:26What?
00:55:28Yeah, five seconds. That should be enough time
00:55:30Five
00:55:31Four
00:55:32Three
00:55:33You're dead, kid!
00:55:35Two
00:55:36And
00:55:38Enjoy prison
00:55:40What the?
00:55:44Don't fucking move
00:55:45Get the fuck back!
00:55:47Get back right now or I'll shoot the kid!
00:55:51I'm warning you!
00:55:54Weak spot, bad wrist, hairline fracture that never healed
00:56:17This one's perfect
00:56:19I'll take it
00:56:20I'd love to stay in chat, but
00:56:24My cop is here
00:56:26And I'm gonna be late to my first day of class
00:56:29Boss!
00:56:40You were born with supervision
00:56:45I know
00:56:46And with that power you created LVMX
00:56:48A company that owns nearly every luxury brand on the face of the earth
00:56:52Is there a question in there somewhere?
00:56:53Maple Valley is a prestigious high school best in the country
00:56:57But it's still just that, a high school
00:56:59You don't need this
00:57:01But I do need Katie
00:57:07We've been dating long distance for forever now
00:57:10And I'm gonna surprise her today and finally reveal who I really am
00:57:13She'll be shocked
00:57:15Yeah, especially when she finds out that I was able to use my connections
00:57:20to get her favorite social media idol, Liv Sparks, to transfer to this school
00:57:26Oh
00:57:28Mr. Dawson, maybe change into a uniform that hasn't been through an explosion
00:57:32I can't, I miss homeroom
00:57:35Oh my god, Liv Sparks is coming
00:57:38I wonder where Katie is
00:57:40Oh my god
00:57:44It's Liv Sparks
00:57:53I can't believe she's at her school
00:57:55She's one of the hottest influencers in the world
00:58:00Katie will be thrilled when she meets her idol
00:58:03Miss Sparks will not be taking selfies today
00:58:10Hey you
00:58:11What's Sparks?
00:58:13I have a 4.0, I drive a Mercedes Gullwing
00:58:15And I also have 400 million followers across all my socials
00:58:19Uh, I'm Eric
00:58:23I have a 0.0
00:58:25And I don't drive, although I'm pretty good at skateboarding
00:58:28And I have no followers on any social media
00:58:32I will
00:58:33You're not exactly what I was expecting
00:58:35But I guess you're my new boyfriend now
00:58:38What?
00:58:39Boyfriend?
00:58:41I'm sorry, I thought my messages were pretty clear
00:58:43Having a boyfriend will be good for my image
00:58:45I mean, we just need to be seen in public together a few times
00:58:50You are the fake boyfriend that we hired, right?
00:58:53I think you've got the wrong guy
00:58:54I have a girlfriend
00:58:55And that watch is for her
00:59:01I thought that I told you to have the fake boyfriend we hired standing here for me
00:59:05I was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat
00:59:16Oh look, I am so sorry about all of this
00:59:19Liv, wait
00:59:21It's okay
00:59:24You need more than a tonic
00:59:25That's not a sore throat, you're going to die
00:59:28What?
00:59:30Why would you say that to me?
00:59:31If you don't go to the nurse in 10 minutes, you will die
00:59:37Promise me you'll go see the nurse
00:59:39Okay, look
00:59:40First of all, I've got the world's best online doctors on speed dial
00:59:44Why would I ever go see the school nurse?
00:59:47Just promise me
00:59:50You need to go get your throat checked
00:59:54Go now
00:59:55Okay
00:59:56Fine
01:00:02You're kind of weird
01:00:04Go now
01:00:09Wouldn't hurt
01:00:10Tell Dr. Schuyler to cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here
01:00:17Katie
01:00:21Katie
01:00:25Katie
01:00:28Katie, what are you doing?
01:00:29Eric
01:00:30Eric, what are you doing here?
01:00:32I wanted to surprise you
01:00:35Eric, you're like my summer fling
01:00:37You can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about you
01:00:40Wait, this is the poor townie boy you were swimming with?
01:00:44Geez buddy, did you find that uniform in the dumpster?
01:00:47Who's this guy?
01:00:50This guy is Myles Pickett, I'm a big deal around here, bro
01:00:56Oh
01:00:57Oh
01:00:58This is sweet
01:00:59Did you save up every last penny buying a cheap knockoff to impress your girlfriend Katie, huh?
01:01:06Meanwhile, I was in a party at my house this Saturday to welcome Liv Sparks to our school
01:01:11How would you like to hang out with your item?
01:01:13Ah, really?
01:01:14Yeah
01:01:21It's already been almost 10 minutes
01:01:23I can't believe I let him freak me out enough to call you here
01:01:27All right Liv, say ah
01:01:29Ah
01:01:32What the?
01:01:34Hold on
01:01:54Oh my god
01:02:00You're lucky
01:02:01One more minute and that would have killed you
01:02:04He was right
01:02:06But how?
01:02:07That's not a sore throat you're going to die
01:02:11I need to find that boy
01:02:14Katie
01:02:16Is this who you really want?
01:02:18Miles got me a FaceTime with my idol, Liv Sparks
01:02:22Meanwhile, you bought me a cheap knockoff watch
01:02:28She has no idea that I'm the one who got Liv to transfer here in the first place
01:02:32Miles is legit
01:02:34You're just a poverty case
01:02:36You wouldn't know legit if it bit you in your plastic ass
01:02:44And this by the way, not a knockoff
01:02:46This watch is worth more than your house
01:02:54You're hilarious, buddy
01:02:55I almost want you to stick around so you can make me laugh more
01:03:07We're just not from the same worlds, Eric
01:03:14You're right
01:03:15We're not
01:03:19I really thought I knew her
01:03:27There you are
01:03:29Oh my god, you were right
01:03:31Hey, thank you
01:03:32How did you know that there was a spider in my throat?
01:03:35It's a little hard to explain, but I have x-ray vision
01:03:42No, really
01:03:43I was born with it
01:03:45Really?
01:03:46Yeah, really
01:03:48Okay
01:03:50Then what color is my bra?
01:03:55A gentleman never looks
01:03:58Sure
01:03:59You are so weird
01:04:01What happened with your girlfriend?
01:04:04Former
01:04:05Girlfriend, she broke up with me
01:04:13Won't helping the school loser hurt your reputation?
01:04:16I am one of the most famous teenagers in the world
01:04:19I think I'll be fine
01:04:31Did your girlfriend break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision?
01:04:35Big talk coming from somebody who has to pay for her boyfriends
01:04:39Hey
01:04:41Speaking of which, I'll do it
01:04:44Do what?
01:04:45I'll be your trophy boyfriend
01:04:47You look like you could use the affection
01:04:49It looks like you could use the money
01:04:52Pays 10,000
01:04:53An hour?
01:04:55It's quite a bit under what I'm used to getting paid
01:04:57In total
01:05:02Look
01:05:04They're hosting this welcome live party tonight for me
01:05:07They'll be our first appearance together
01:05:11And don't talk about all that x-ray vision stuff
01:05:14Okay?
01:05:18Your bra's red
01:05:21And quite scandalous for school
01:05:26Don't be late
01:05:31Beat it loser
01:05:32This party's for the school's elite
01:05:34Not for nerds with
01:05:35Pokemon watches, huh?
01:05:42What a squid
01:05:45What a jerk
01:05:49Hey
01:05:50That was a really cool watch
01:05:51Tell you what
01:05:52Do you want to trade?
01:05:55That's a rolex
01:05:56I like yours more
01:05:58Thanks
01:05:59Make sure to change the battery every six months though
01:06:06I didn't know you were so sweet
01:06:14Wow
01:06:22Oh, I'm sorry I'm a bit underdressed
01:06:25My wardrobe's being sent over as soon as my private jet refuels
01:06:28Sure
01:06:29Look, I heard that the head of LVMX is going to be here later
01:06:32Yup
01:06:33That would be me
01:06:34So tonight has to be perfect
01:06:37That means that if anyone messes with me
01:06:39Or my boyfriend
01:06:41I will personally use my fame, money, and power to destroy them on a molecular level
01:06:50My publicist is calling
01:06:51Here is the invite
01:06:53And purse
01:06:55See you there
01:07:02Oh my god, Miles
01:07:03I can't believe you're the one throwing the welcome party for the Liv Sparks
01:07:06Of course, you know, she's such a big influencer
01:07:09This is so cool
01:07:10I mean, I'm gonna pitch her my makeup line
01:07:12And if she promotes it, I'd make millions
01:07:18What the hell is he doing here?
01:07:21Hey buddy
01:07:24This is an exclusive party
01:07:26So you got two options
01:07:28You better either get out
01:07:30Or I'll kick you out
01:07:32He looks like a homeless that found one of our uniforms in the dumpster
01:07:37He looks like someone my dad would hire to pick up our dog's crap
01:07:44You're trespassing, Eric?
01:07:45No, I'm not
01:07:47I'm Liv Sparks plus one
01:07:57The Liv Sparks invited you?
01:08:00Yep
01:08:06Liv Sparks wouldn't allow this scambag even 10 feet close to her
01:08:11He's probably a stalker
01:08:15You're a stalker?
01:08:16Bro, why don't you go to her house and find this outfit, huh?
01:08:19What else do you take?
01:08:21Her clothes
01:08:21Her panties, huh?
01:08:27You're disgusting barbers!
01:08:30Eric, you idiot
01:08:32What do you think Liv is gonna do when she finds out you're pretending to be her boyfriend?
01:08:35She will crush you
01:08:37In that case, you probably don't want to piss her off by like, I don't know, insulting her date
01:08:45Listen up, everyone!
01:08:47Get this gooner freak out of here before Liv Sparks shows up
01:08:54Make an example out of him, alright?
01:08:59Buddy, you really don't want to do this, I'm here with Liv
01:09:02She would never ever in a million years date a piece of human waste like you
01:09:06Liv wouldn't like you calling her boyfriend a human waste
01:09:10You're so delusional
01:09:12If I'm delusional, then why do I have her purse?
01:09:19Really? You have another fake purse and you expect us to believe that this is Liv's?
01:09:23That's not just pathetic, it's psychotic
01:09:25Be careful with that
01:09:27Oh, why? Did you take up extra shifts at Mickey D's to be able to afford that, huh?
01:09:34Is Liv just gonna be so mad if I ruin her fake cheap knockoff?
01:09:38Oh, Katie, don't mess it up
01:09:40Everyone knows that Liv Sparks gets her curses at Walmart
01:09:44Don't get it dirty, huh?
01:09:46I have an idea, we should wash it in the toilet
01:09:55You do realize what Liv will do to you if you're in her purse, right?
01:09:59That's not her purse, you're not her boyfriend, you're just some creepy poor pervert
01:10:07She's literally just outside, you can go ask her
01:10:10I have a better idea, this is what we think of you and your lies, Eric
01:10:16Wait, Katie, don't
01:10:24I tried
01:10:31Where do you think you're going, white trash?
01:10:37I think it's time Liv Sparks sees
01:10:40The Maple Valley does when the lower class messes with her
01:10:44We put them in the toilet with the rest of the human waste
01:10:51Last chance, just let me go
01:10:55I'm going to enjoy this
01:10:57No, you really aren't
01:10:59Oh, shit
01:11:00And you'll see why in three
01:11:05Two
01:11:08One
01:11:09What are you doing?
01:11:14One
01:11:15two
01:11:16One
01:11:19He learning
01:11:19Two
01:11:20two
01:11:28One
01:11:28Now
01:11:28One
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