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Surviving the Ice Apocalypse
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00:00:00Deep freeze swept across the earth, driving temperatures down to minus 112 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:00:07Even me, a Delta Force veteran, had to struggle to survive this apocalypse.
00:00:14Daisy!
00:00:19I'm reborn!
00:00:22Everything is completely normal.
00:00:25Apocalypse?
00:00:26You one of them climate change-believe-in-nut-jobs?
00:00:30What is happening?
00:00:32He's the heir to Ironclad Energy.
00:00:37It's $2 million and up to buy all your inventory?
00:00:47$5 million?
00:00:561, 2, 3, 4, 5, 4, 9, 9, 9, 10 be upon you!
00:01:08A razor's face!
00:01:08Don't worry, Camilla...
00:01:11Вот так!
00:01:25Agreeve...
00:01:28Do not go outside.
00:01:31Do not go outside.
00:01:35No one took the warning seriously.
00:01:38The deep breeze swept across the Earth, driving temperatures down to minus 112 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:01:44Even me, a Delta Force veteran, had to struggle to survive this apocalypse.
00:01:49The last cans I could find, at least now, Anna won't starve.
00:01:55Mike!
00:01:57What are you doing?
00:01:59It's me, Henry! You neighbor!
00:02:01So what?
00:02:02Hand over the cans and get lost, or I'll shoot you like the dog you are.
00:02:18Fuck!
00:02:21Fuck, Eric! Come back here!
00:02:23Come back here!
00:02:23Come back here!
00:02:40Come back here!
00:02:42Come back here!
00:02:44Come back here!
00:02:48Come back here!
00:02:49Come back here!
00:02:51Come back here!
00:02:56What the fuck, Anna?
00:02:58Who is he?
00:03:00Oh, shit.
00:03:02You actually survive?
00:03:05Anna, why?
00:03:12That was for you.
00:03:14I almost got killed for it.
00:03:17So, scraping by on sad little canned meals like these isn't enough for me.
00:03:23But Carter?
00:03:24Carter can give me a comfortable life in this apocalypse.
00:03:27He's the heir to ironclad energy.
00:03:29Besides, we were already seeing each other while you were destroyed in the Middle East.
00:03:33How could you do this to me?
00:03:36After everything I've done for you!
00:03:39Gotta tell you, bro, your wife can really take it.
00:03:42So juicy.
00:03:44We've had a lot of fun together.
00:03:46Oh, another thing.
00:03:47We were a bit hungry from going at it, and there's no food around.
00:03:51So we ate your little puppy.
00:03:52You don't mind, right?
00:03:58What?
00:04:02Daisy!
00:04:10My sweet girl!
00:04:11She's been with me since she was a puppy!
00:04:14How could you?
00:04:17Oh, quit whining, you chud!
00:04:20Relax, it's just a mutt.
00:04:22If you miss her so much, you can meet her in hell.
00:04:24I'm still hungry anyway.
00:04:25Maybe it's time I try human meat.
00:04:27See if it lives up to the hype.
00:04:28Well, you know, I'm always opening experiences, Carter baby.
00:04:31Looks like slow-roasted cuck is on the menu tonight.
00:04:33I never imagined we'd die at the hands of my own wife.
00:04:38If I have a second chance.
00:04:48Wait, where am I?
00:04:50What's going on?
00:04:52Daisy?
00:04:54You're alive!
00:04:55Oh my god!
00:04:57Is this heaven?
00:05:05This is one month before the apocalypse.
00:05:09I'm reborn!
00:05:18Where's my phone?
00:05:20I'm moving.
00:05:22I'm moving.
00:05:23I'm moving.
00:05:38Is this quantum space?
00:05:41Does that mean I could store countless amounts of food here
00:05:45and it won't ever aspire?
00:05:55Relax, baby.
00:05:57Now, we have quantum space.
00:05:59We're never going to run out of fuel or food ever again.
00:06:02This time, we'll be living it up at home
00:06:04while all those people who betrayed us
00:06:06will be killing themselves over scraps.
00:06:25Now, before the apocalypse comes, I'm going to go all out.
00:06:36We'll be back.
00:06:38We'll be back.
00:06:44We'll be back.
00:06:58What a night, huh, Daisy?
00:07:07Henry, what the hell are you doing here?
00:07:14Come back here, you redneck!
00:07:16How dare you ignore me?
00:07:18Just ignore him, honey.
00:07:19He's just some low-class redneck who was too stupid to go to college, so he chose the army.
00:07:24He doesn't even deserve to be your husband.
00:07:30Laugh while you can.
00:07:31When the apocalypse comes, I'll be the one laughing.
00:07:34But until then, it's time to make some money.
00:07:41Powerball, numbers 5, 12, 24, 41, 37, 41, Blue Ball 8.
00:07:47Are you sure this time, sir?
00:07:49You've changed it five times already.
00:07:50Sure as ever.
00:07:55Oh!
00:07:56Oh my God!
00:07:57Sir, congratulations!
00:07:59Thanks, buddy.
00:08:00Here's your tip.
00:08:01Let's go, baby.
00:08:02Let's go stock up on fuel.
00:08:07100 propane tanks?
00:08:08Are you throwing a barbecue on Mars?
00:08:10Or planning to blow up the White House for fuck's sake?
00:08:13If I told you, you wouldn't believe me.
00:08:14You're crazy.
00:08:15There's 30 tanks over there, and we'll deliver the rest.
00:08:33I don't know you're tired, Daisy.
00:08:36Just need one more thing today.
00:08:37Let's go get in the apocalypse.
00:08:54Sir, we've installed the most advanced power system, insulation system, and weapon defense system, according to all your requirements.
00:09:01This is the top of the Lionel model in the world, capable of worst-time temperatures as low as minus
00:09:05100 degrees.
00:09:07Good.
00:09:08The money's been sent, plus a little extra.
00:09:11Barry, what is wrong with you?
00:09:13Get the pasta.
00:09:13That truck, esa cosa vieja, is blocking the whole street.
00:09:15You cannot do this, okay?
00:09:17This is not correct.
00:09:17I am HOA president, and I'm ordering you, move it ahora mismo, or I give you tickets.
00:09:21Si, I do.
00:09:22The HOA doesn't dictate to me.
00:09:25The apocalypse is coming, and I have to prepare for it.
00:09:28You'd better stock up yourself.
00:09:32Apocalypse?
00:09:34You one of them climate change-believing nut jobs?
00:09:37I've said it all along.
00:09:38People like Henry who don't follow the neighborhood rules should be kicked out.
00:09:42Having this blue-core trash living in our gated community is just backwards.
00:09:47Henry?
00:09:53Henry, are you okay?
00:09:56Did something happen?
00:09:58Do you need my help?
00:10:00Camila, my high school crush.
00:10:02She's always been kind to me.
00:10:04In my past life, after the apocalypse began, she even brought food to everyone at times.
00:10:10Henry, don't worry.
00:10:12I'll get you to safety.
00:10:13You'll be okay.
00:10:20Henry, I heard you ran out of food,
00:10:22so I brought you some cans.
00:10:23You're a lifesaver, Camila.
00:10:25Get out of here and don't come back, slut!
00:10:31I joined the military to protect the people like Camila.
00:10:34This time, I'm going to cherish her.
00:10:35I won't ever let her down again.
00:10:37Don't worry, Camila.
00:10:38I'm fine.
00:10:39But listen, you need to stock up on fuel and food
00:10:42as much as you can in the next few days, okay?
00:10:46Oh.
00:10:48If you say so, Henry, I'll do it.
00:10:56Even if I have supplies, I need to make sure they won't be stolen.
00:11:01But I've almost run out of money.
00:11:03Looks like I need to turn to plan B.
00:11:09Five million dollars?
00:11:11Nobody's been crazy enough to ask for a huge loan like that before.
00:11:16Five million.
00:11:17Not a penny less.
00:11:18I'm not a bank.
00:11:20If you can't pay back the loan with interest, on time,
00:11:24you'll have to pay an even bigger price.
00:11:27What kind of price?
00:11:46Our clients trust us not just because of the quality of our products,
00:11:50but because the Spider Gang always keeps its word.
00:11:53If you default on the loan, you'll become one of them.
00:11:57Listen to that beautiful sound.
00:12:00I wonder what organ is being cut out of that sucker.
00:12:02Sounds like a kidney.
00:12:04Look, you'll get every penny.
00:12:10I'm afraid you won't live to see that money.
00:12:12When the apocalypse comes, we'll see how arrogant you crooks are.
00:12:16You can die from hypothermia.
00:12:18I'll kill you myself.
00:12:29Henry, that guy you saw with me in Vegas was just an old friend.
00:12:34Honest.
00:12:35Where have you been?
00:12:36I've missed you.
00:12:39What do you want?
00:12:41I lost all the money you gave me gambling in Vegas.
00:12:43I was just going to ask for a little more.
00:12:45What do I look like?
00:12:46A walking ATM?
00:12:48You're not getting any money from me.
00:12:49Are you broke?
00:12:51Seriously?
00:12:52You can't even come up with a little money?
00:12:54What kind of man are you?
00:12:56What kind of husband can't give his wife some pocket money?
00:13:03I want all of these and all the inventory in your warehouse.
00:13:08What?
00:13:09Are you insane, Henry?
00:13:11Can you even afford all this stuff?
00:13:12Do you have enough space in that shoebox you live in?
00:13:15You're crazy.
00:13:15I've had enough.
00:13:16I want a divorce right now.
00:13:19Cool.
00:13:21Let's divorce.
00:13:22Don't go back on your word.
00:13:25You crazy poor bastard.
00:13:27Don't come crawling back because I'm finished with you.
00:13:30Sir, that will cost a lot of money.
00:13:32We don't have enough transportation to deliver it all.
00:13:34Don't worry.
00:13:35I have the money and I have the transportation.
00:13:39You can come over now.
00:13:59It's $2 million enough to buy all your inventory.
00:14:24Henry, that psycho robbed some bank and bought out the entire supermarket.
00:14:31But he wouldn't give me any money.
00:14:33You must be Henry, Anna's useless husband.
00:14:36It seems you've forgotten your place.
00:14:38You're a bottom beater, buddy.
00:14:41Now hand over your illegal gains or I'll show you no mercy.
00:14:47Oh, great.
00:14:48What do you want?
00:14:50Listen, I'm your wife's lover.
00:14:53If you know what's good for you, give the money to Anna or else you'll regret it.
00:15:11You crazy moron.
00:15:12How dare you hit Sweet Carter?
00:15:14He's the heir to Ironclad Energy, the oil giant.
00:15:18Do you realize how quickly he could ruin you?
00:15:20I'm supposed to be scared of some spoiled rich kid.
00:15:24In a few days, when the apocalypse comes, all that money will be worth squat.
00:15:34Oh, God.
00:15:43Scared now?
00:15:45Compared to Carter, you're nothing.
00:15:48You keep talking about apocalypse, but the only apocalypse happening is yours.
00:15:54Shoot him, babe.
00:15:55Took your chick.
00:15:56Now I'm gonna take your life.
00:15:58Kneel down and beg for my forgiveness or I'll send you to hell.
00:16:01I'm afraid.
00:16:03Hell's fully booked at the moment.
00:16:05Two dipshits.
00:16:07Must have took my place.
00:16:31The best military-grade defense equipment money can buy.
00:16:34Fully operational.
00:16:36Fully under my command.
00:16:38Think carefully about your next mission.
00:16:40You crazy bastard.
00:16:41I'll kill you!
00:16:43Do it.
00:17:07You.
00:17:08Just wait, you bastard.
00:17:10This isn't over.
00:17:13Finally, after a week of hard work, my house is now an invincible fortress.
00:17:18It can keep warm, withstand explosions, and recycle energy.
00:17:51Carter, ironclad energy.
00:17:53Carter, ironclad energy.
00:17:53I just happen to be short of oil.
00:17:56It's time to teach this scumbag a lesson.
00:18:24This much oil will last for generations.
00:18:27It seems my energy reserves are now absolutely safe.
00:18:41Everything is finally in place.
00:18:43Now I can live comfortably in the apocalypse.
00:18:46As you can see, our oil reserves are unrivaled.
00:18:49Oil depots across the country are full, and we can supply the military with sufficient quantities at any time.
00:19:05Carter, it seems your goods are selling very well.
00:19:09Breaking overnight, ironclad energy has confirmed a catastrophic breach at one of its major oil storage depots.
00:19:15Food oil valued in the hundreds of millions has reportedly disappeared without a trace.
00:19:20This is just the beginning.
00:19:22The real reckoning hasn't even started yet.
00:19:37No way.
00:19:38Don't tell me.
00:19:39Has the apocalypse come early?
00:19:46Mayday, we're going down!
00:19:47Mayday, we're going down!
00:19:58What is happening?
00:19:59What is happening?
00:20:01What is happening?
00:20:05It wasn't supposed to be today.
00:20:14Hopefully this can save at least a few more lives.
00:20:21Camilla!
00:20:25Camilla!
00:20:26Listen, reinforce all your doors and windows immediately.
00:20:29Buy enough firewood to keep warm.
00:20:31Take care of yourself.
00:20:33Thank you, Henry.
00:20:35You take care too.
00:20:36Henry, you're insane.
00:20:37It's winter.
00:20:38Isn't it normal to snow?
00:20:40So stop scaring people everywhere.
00:20:42But look what the weather bureau said.
00:20:43This cold wave is a normal winter climate fluctuation with no extreme risks.
00:20:48Online rumors are not true.
00:20:49Yeah!
00:20:50The governor said everything is normal.
00:20:52If you keep trying to scare people, I'll call the police and have them send you to a mental hospital.
00:20:57Don't pay attention to them, Henry.
00:20:59Henry, I believe you.
00:21:04I want to clearly inform all citizens again that the so-called extreme cold apocalypse is pure nonsense.
00:21:12Don't listen to those climate crazies.
00:21:14I can personally guarantee everything is completely normal.
00:21:21What?
00:21:22What?
00:21:22How could this happen?
00:21:24Henry was right.
00:21:25The apocalypse is really here.
00:21:40It's about to begin.
00:21:42System, activate defense mode.
00:21:44Defense mode activated.
00:21:47It's about to begin.
00:22:07Oh my god, help me!
00:22:12My car!
00:22:16I tried to warn you, but you did want to listen.
00:22:19I can't help it now.
00:22:20Everything that's happening, I've seen it before.
00:22:23Hail tsunamis.
00:22:26You're using a defend for yourselves.
00:22:48Fuck. Why is it so cold?
00:23:01This damn window!
00:23:03What's wrong?
00:23:08No.
00:23:11Was Henry right?
00:23:13Is this the apocalypse he was talking about?
00:23:16Impossible.
00:23:18Some dumb army boy too stupid for college couldn't predict something like this.
00:23:23Everything will be fine after this cold moment.
00:23:30Let's get out of here.
00:23:34I can't take it anymore.
00:23:36My house has been smashed to pieces.
00:23:38There's no water or electricity, and I can't keep warm at all.
00:23:42I'll freeze to death if this lasts another day.
00:23:45I'm out of food.
00:23:46I don't know how much longer I can last.
00:23:49It's that jinx Henry's fault.
00:23:51Talking about the extreme cold apocalypse every day.
00:23:55And now it's really here.
00:23:58I bet he's stocked up on enough food to last years.
00:24:01Then let's go find him.
00:24:02We can ask him for food.
00:24:03If he says no, we'll take it by force.
00:24:05Yes!
00:24:06Yeah!
00:24:07Okay!
00:24:08Go!
00:24:17It smells so good!
00:24:19It's Henry!
00:24:20He's actually barbecuing!
00:24:23Henry!
00:24:25Give us some of what you're cooking, man!
00:24:27We're starving here!
00:24:29Henry!
00:24:29As the hallway president, I order you to share your food with us.
00:24:32Yes!
00:24:32Bring it over for us to eat!
00:24:34We need food!
00:24:36Yes!
00:24:36You can't be so selfish!
00:24:45This is my food.
00:24:46Why should I give it to you?
00:24:48And by the way, your HOA means Jack.
00:24:51Now get off my property.
00:24:52Selfish bastard!
00:24:53Your wife is standing right here.
00:24:54How can you bear to see her freeze and starve?
00:24:56What kind of husband are you?
00:24:57Yeah, Henry?
00:24:59Did you forget I'm your wife?
00:25:01How could you not share your food with me?
00:25:03Wife?
00:25:06You haven't been my wife for a long time.
00:25:13What are you talking about?
00:25:15I am your wife!
00:25:16You're such a selfish person, abandoning me over a plate of food!
00:25:22I didn't realize Henry treats his wife this terrible!
00:25:25I'm so sorry, Anna!
00:25:27Anna, when I was deployed on my last tour, defending our freedom, you were here cheating
00:25:32on me with Carter.
00:25:33Did you remember you were my wife then?
00:25:36When you begged me for money, I didn't have you call me a poor bastard.
00:25:39Did you remember that you were my wife?
00:25:41How dare you even speak to me like this?
00:25:45So Anna is Carter's mistress?
00:25:47She cheated on Henry behind his back!
00:25:49You two are disgusting!
00:25:53Enough of this crap!
00:25:55Open the door, Henry!
00:25:57We're all neighbors here!
00:26:00Let us in!
00:26:01Yes, we're all good neighbors.
00:26:05We should help each other.
00:26:09Good neighbors?
00:26:11Help each other?
00:26:13Bullshit!
00:26:22Hey, Bob!
00:26:23You knocked over my fence, could you pick it back up?
00:26:26Do it yourself, lazy ass!
00:26:28Didn't you learn to plant fences and walls when you were off playing toy soldiers?
00:26:40You crazy mutt!
00:26:41I ought to kill you!
00:26:42Hey, what the hell are you doing?
00:26:44What do you mean lawn height is too low, non-complianted?
00:26:47Are you messing with me?
00:26:48It's a $1,000 fine.
00:26:49I added extra because your dog is so damn ugly.
00:26:51If you don't pay it, we'll come to take your house.
00:27:00You all treated me terribly.
00:27:03Judge me.
00:27:03Called me crazy.
00:27:05Even my dog.
00:27:07Do you really think you treated me like a good neighbor back then?
00:27:10Get out of here!
00:27:14Henry, you selfish bastard!
00:27:17If you won't save us, we'll save ourselves!
00:27:25You want to be unreasonable?
00:27:27Then I'll smash your door down.
00:27:28How's that?
00:27:31Smash his door!
00:27:32Smash his door!
00:27:33Smash his door!
00:27:43Go ahead!
00:27:44Smash it down!
00:27:48Smash it down!
00:27:50What kind of steel is this?
00:27:53I couldn't even make a dent.
00:27:55Take your time!
00:27:56I'll go roast some more chicken wings!
00:28:00Smug little asshole!
00:28:02I'll get my chainsaw!
00:28:03That should do the job!
00:28:15I'll give you one last chance, Henry!
00:28:17Open the door now!
00:28:19And we'll spare your life when we get in!
00:28:21If you saw the door open ourselves, you're dead!
00:28:24Go ahead.
00:28:25This should be fun.
00:28:29Oh, Henry.
00:28:30You really thought you were above us?
00:28:33When we get in, you're dead!
00:28:40Huh?
00:28:41What's going on?
00:28:42There's not even a mark!
00:28:44I don't know.
00:28:45The teeth are almost completely worn out.
00:28:47Heh.
00:28:49Huh?
00:28:49Huh?
00:28:50Huh?
00:28:51Huh?
00:28:53Huh?
00:28:54Huh?
00:29:04Huh?
00:29:04Huh?
00:29:05Huh?
00:29:06This is aerospace-grade material.
00:29:08Even a grenade couldn't break it.
00:29:09But please, try your hardest.
00:29:14Give it here!
00:29:19No!
00:29:25Defense mode activated.
00:29:27Full power on.
00:29:39This crazy bastard!
00:29:40He installed high-voltage electricity on the door!
00:29:46Listen, let's rush over together and ram this door.
00:29:48With this many people, it won't do anything.
00:29:50And we'll definitely be able to knock it off its hinges.
00:29:53Good!
00:29:54Good!
00:29:54Good!
00:29:56Good!
00:29:58Good!
00:30:05Oh, you've worked so hard.
00:30:08Unfortunately, you're all brain-dead morons.
00:30:14One more time, guys!
00:30:18You're boring me now.
00:30:19I don't have time to play with you all day.
00:30:21If anyone comes closer, I'll turn you all into roasted assholes.
00:30:32Henry, honey, I love you!
00:30:33I miss you!
00:30:34Please, just take me back!
00:30:36I'll make it up to you!
00:30:37I'll do anything!
00:30:42If I open the door now, you'll let Carter and those thugs in and then eat me and Daisy alive.
00:30:47This isn't my first rodeo, you know?
00:30:49No, I would never!
00:30:50I swear!
00:30:52Liar.
00:30:53Even Daisy hates you.
00:30:55Get out of here and don't come back.
00:31:00Marrying you is the biggest regret of my life!
00:31:03Just you wait!
00:31:04I'll kill you with my own hand!
00:31:14That asshole, I'll make him pay for that.
00:31:17So this is what being the iron energy here gets you.
00:31:20It's a nice place, I gotta say.
00:31:23Shame about the cold.
00:31:27Leader of the Spider Gang, right?
00:31:30What do you want?
00:31:31We've run out of supplies.
00:31:33Thought you must have some food and wanted to make a deal with you.
00:31:36But looking at your situation, you look worse off than us.
00:31:40We have nothing left.
00:31:43Nothing?
00:31:45Don't sell yourself short.
00:31:46The two of you could feed us for weeks.
00:31:49No!
00:31:50Please don't!
00:31:51I know someone who has a lot of food and supplies.
00:31:53I can take you to him.
00:31:54Please, just don't hurt us!
00:32:04If you're lying, you know what's going to happen, right?
00:32:07Take me to him now.
00:32:19We have guests.
00:32:24This Henry dude is a pussy.
00:32:27We can break through this kind of defense like nothing.
00:32:36Look how scared you are.
00:32:39Like taking candy from a baby.
00:32:40Let's go eat, boys!
00:32:50What?
00:32:53How is this possible?
00:32:55They're my best men.
00:33:11Your men didn't stand a chance, John.
00:33:14And neither do you.
00:33:18Wait!
00:33:19The Henry they talked about...
00:33:22It's you?
00:33:27You think you can kill my men and get away with it?
00:33:30Open the door and I'll consider giving you an open casket.
00:33:33Otherwise, I'll gut you like a pig and feed you to my dog.
00:33:37It seems you're missing the bigger picture here.
00:33:40Let me fill you in.
00:33:42I'm an ex-Delta Force soldier.
00:33:44If you know what's good for you, you'd run on back to your little headquarters and apologize for making a
00:33:47sense.
00:33:47Oh, shut it!
00:33:48I bet you were just fighting against farmers.
00:33:50How dare you talk big in front of the boss of the Spider Gang?
00:33:53You really don't know your place, huh?
00:33:55The Spider Gang are even more powerful since the apocalypse.
00:33:58We run the show around here.
00:34:00Let me give you a taste of that power.
00:34:02Henry, you asked for this.
00:34:04Go to hell!
00:34:06You found a new sugar daddy again?
00:34:08Your taste just keeps getting worse and worse.
00:34:10Big talk for a man who's about to die.
00:34:14Fire!
00:34:24He's finished now!
00:34:28Dumbass asked for it.
00:34:30Come on, let's take his corpse back to the slaughterhouse.
00:34:42What?
00:34:43You're kidding me!
00:34:44What is this door made of?
00:34:52My turn.
00:34:56You coward!
00:34:57Come out and face us like a man!
00:35:00Yeah.
00:35:00What kind of man are you?
00:35:03You only have a shotgun.
00:35:04We've got over a dozen people.
00:35:06You can't kill us all.
00:35:07If you have the balls, come out and fight me hand to hand.
00:35:10If you win, I won't ever come back.
00:35:12You have my word.
00:35:13How stupid do you think I am?
00:35:15As soon as I step out this door, your men will rush me.
00:35:18Sure enough, I was right.
00:35:19You are a pussy.
00:35:21Guess I've been cooped up alone for so many days, I'm starting to get bored.
00:35:24Besides, you could use the exercise.
00:35:32Don't worry, Daisy.
00:35:34I'll be back in a minute.
00:35:37All right, maybe you do have a set of balls.
00:35:40You idiot!
00:35:41Better hurry up and beg John for mercy.
00:35:43You're just a useless redneck.
00:35:45You think just because you follow orders and fire a gun and you're invincible?
00:35:48John is the most feared gangster in the city.
00:35:50You have no idea how powerful he is.
00:36:01If you beat me, I'll give you half of my supplies.
00:36:04If you lose, you'll never come near my house for the rest of your life.
00:36:08Deal?
00:36:09It's a deal.
00:36:10Come on.
00:36:15Come on.
00:36:28Tired already?
00:36:29Shame.
00:36:30I was looking forward to a good fight.
00:36:31John was just testing you.
00:36:33This is just the beginning.
00:36:34You're about to go down.
00:36:36Is that true, John?
00:36:38You little bitch, you're dead.
00:36:44John!
00:36:46John!
00:36:46John!
00:36:47John!
00:36:53Henry is just trying to act tough.
00:36:55John's definitely got this.
00:36:56Those supplies are ours.
00:37:05Give up.
00:37:07Hand over the supplies.
00:37:08Then kneel down and beg for mercy.
00:37:17Next time you get to the Delta Force, you better run.
00:37:19Now get out of here.
00:37:20Don't come back.
00:37:22Get him!
00:37:23Grab his food!
00:37:26System, have the drone set off some fire lamps.
00:37:30Damn it.
00:37:44Damn it.
00:37:48Thank you so much.
00:37:49Oh!
00:37:52Oh, my God.
00:38:27That guy is crazy.
00:38:28Did you send me here to try and get me killed?
00:38:31I'll kill you with that.
00:38:32No, please.
00:38:33I would never.
00:38:45If he doesn't show up, I'll chop you up myself.
00:38:48No!
00:38:59Henry, help!
00:39:00They're going to kill me!
00:39:03Listen up, you bastard.
00:39:05If you want to save her, come up to the Black Market.
00:39:07Bring enough food for everyone.
00:39:08Otherwise, we'll be able to deliver her head right to your doorstep.
00:39:12The Black Market?
00:39:13I know where that is.
00:39:14Daisy, let's go.
00:39:23Camila, hold on.
00:39:24I won't ever let them hurt you.
00:39:38Welcome to today's Black Market auction.
00:39:41Our first item today is the sexy beauty Camila from the suburbs.
00:39:44If you bid for her, you can do anything you want to her, including eating her.
00:39:50No!
00:39:51Let me out!
00:39:53Don't!
00:39:56Such fine piece of arse is a rare commodity in the Black Market these days.
00:40:01Naturally, she'll fetch a high price.
00:40:03Starting bid?
00:40:0450 pounds of flour.
00:40:07No!
00:40:08Let me go!
00:40:09This is illegal!
00:40:12The law doesn't mean anything here, sugar tails.
00:40:14But you've got a bit of fight in you.
00:40:16You seem like a fun time.
00:40:17The starting bid is hereby increased to 75 pounds of flour.
00:40:20100 pounds of flour.
00:40:21150 pounds.
00:40:22150 pounds!
00:40:23This is exciting!
00:40:24Any more bids?
00:40:26200 pounds.
00:40:27Don't worry, guys.
00:40:28After I get her, I'll make sure I live stream all the fun I have until she's pleat-leaved up.
00:40:31That way you all can watch.
00:40:34Always the creative one, sir.
00:40:37300 pounds!
00:40:39She'll be my private toy!
00:40:40I'm not losing this one, guys!
00:40:42300 pounds of flour!
00:40:44That's two weeks of rations for everyone in this room.
00:40:46You know a gold bar can only buy a few pounds of flour now.
00:40:49You're more valuable than gold!
00:40:51You should feel flattered.
00:40:55No!
00:40:56Stop!
00:40:57Someone save me, please!
00:41:00300 pounds going once!
00:41:03Going twice!
00:41:06Help!
00:41:07Help!
00:41:08Help!
00:41:08300 pounds three times!
00:41:11Sold to...
00:41:12I bid 1,000 pounds of flour.
00:41:21I bid 1,000 pounds of flour.
00:41:24I bid 1,000 pounds of flour.
00:41:33Henry!
00:41:34Henry!
00:41:34Save me!
00:41:39Don't worry, Camilla.
00:41:41I'm coming.
00:41:49Henry, I don't remember your name being on the guest list.
00:41:52You don't need to care.
00:41:551,000 pounds of flour for the girl.
00:41:57Now do we have a deal?
00:41:58Who the hell are you daring to compete with me,
00:42:01the owner of Walk Art Supermarket?
00:42:03Mr. Smith, please don't argue with this nobody.
00:42:05We'll kick him out right away.
00:42:08He's overestimating himself.
00:42:091,000 pounds of flour?
00:42:11That's equivalent to hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:42:13This guy clearly doesn't have it.
00:42:15Of course.
00:42:16Hurry up and kick this lunatic and his rabies-ridden mutt out.
00:42:23Do people really know how to underestimate a common man?
00:42:26You must think you're still living before the apocalypse.
00:42:28If you really have 1,000 pounds of flour,
00:42:30everyone here would treat you with the utmost respect,
00:42:32and that seat would be yours.
00:42:34If no one has heard of your name,
00:42:35I can only assume you're some drug-filled lunatic looking for attention.
00:42:39And for that, we show no mercy.
00:42:58You really have no idea what I'm capable of, do you?
00:43:14It's real!
00:43:15Where did this bastard get so much flour?
00:43:17I'd say he must have been lucky and found it in some abandoned warehouse.
00:43:22I never heard of this guy until now.
00:43:24Face it.
00:43:25You can't compete with me.
00:43:27Better stop bidding.
00:43:29You think you're great just because you stole little flour?
00:43:33We're old money.
00:43:34Let me give you a taste of my inventory.
00:43:49Mr. Smith, these are all scarce goods.
00:43:51Treasures among treasures.
00:43:52They're much more valuable than flour.
00:43:55Are you sure you want to use all of them to buy some bitch?
00:43:57It's not about the slut.
00:43:59It's about making a point.
00:44:00I want this arrogant bastard to see what real strength is.
00:44:04You're actually proud of that measly little thing?
00:44:07The apocalypse really hit you hard, huh?
00:44:09You can't be serious.
00:44:10This amount of inventory is unheard of nowadays.
00:44:14Who do you think you are?
00:44:16You think you can still compete?
00:44:19Watch me.
00:44:38What the hell is this?
00:44:46Now, does anyone else want to challenge me?
00:44:52Henry wins the first item.
00:45:05Thank you, Henry.
00:45:12Let's go home, Camilla.
00:45:19What a wonderful performance.
00:45:24Unfortunately, you don't mess with me and get away with it.
00:45:27You won't be walking out that door today.
00:45:31You.
00:45:32You're the one who took Camilla here, right?
00:45:35Actually, this was your wife's idea.
00:45:37I have to say she knows you well.
00:45:38This trick worked wonders.
00:45:40Now, any last words?
00:45:43I knew you were having an affair with that little bitch!
00:45:46Get on your knees and apologize to me and John before he kills you!
00:45:52First of all, there's nothing going on between me and her.
00:45:54Second, you, as my wife, cheated on me while I was deployed.
00:45:58How dare you even say that to me, you useless bitch!
00:46:03Henry, it's all my fault.
00:46:05They used me to get to you.
00:46:06Don't worry, Camilla.
00:46:07These people can't hurt us.
00:46:13System, come in.
00:46:16What the fuck?
00:46:32What are you waiting for?
00:46:33Fire!
00:46:34Kilda!
00:46:41Henry, are you okay?
00:46:44I'm fine.
00:46:44Don't worry, Camilla.
00:46:45I'll take you home, okay?
00:46:46I'll take you fast in the seatbelt and hold on tight.
00:46:48Stop him!
00:46:48Stop!
00:46:53You losers!
00:46:55What are you doing?
00:46:58The rest of you, execute plan B!
00:47:03Henry, if it weren't for you, I would have died there.
00:47:06I don't know how to thank you.
00:47:08Don't worry, Camilla.
00:47:09You've always been so kind to me.
00:47:11I couldn't let that happen to you.
00:47:18Henry, look behind.
00:47:38Go to hell, Henry!
00:47:40Yeah!
00:48:01System, take the wheel.
00:48:23This idiot is gonna get himself killed, shoot him!
00:48:35MACHINE GUNS!
00:48:37Ah, fuck!
00:48:56Dammit, you won't get rid of me that easy!
00:49:04Henry!
00:49:05Go!
00:49:18Go to hell!
00:49:21You first!
00:49:29Bastard!
00:49:30How could some redneck afford all this equipment?
00:49:35I am the king of this apocalypse.
00:49:37Don't you forget it!
00:50:02Oh my god!
00:50:04You have so much amazing food!
00:50:06Are you sure I can have some?
00:50:08Mm-hmm.
00:50:14I'm sorry, I haven't eaten properly in so long.
00:50:18I can repay you, Henry, I promise.
00:50:22Don't be silly, eat your fill, then I've got a hot shower waiting for you.
00:50:30I am, David.
00:50:36I can't wait for you!
00:50:37I can't wait for you!
00:50:44I can't wait for you!
00:50:59How is everything?
00:51:03Perfect.
00:51:23What?
00:51:24Last night was the best sleep I've had since the apocalypse began.
00:51:27I just feel so lucky to have met you.
00:51:34Henry! We're starving! Open the door! Please!
00:51:38We were wrong before! We shouldn't have smashed your door!
00:51:41Please, give us some food!
00:51:42We'll eat anything. Expired rotten. I don't care!
00:51:45Save us!
00:51:47So hot. So hot.
00:51:54Henry, I think they're having hallucinates from hypothermia.
00:51:57If we don't do something, they'll die soon.
00:51:59They used to laugh at me and belittle me. I will never save them.
00:52:01They deserve it. They're barely even human at this point.
00:52:04They'd do anything for food.
00:52:12Food. Food. Food. Food.
00:52:16Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food.
00:52:36Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food.
00:52:36Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food.
00:52:36Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food.
00:52:36Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food.
00:52:36Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food
00:52:46if what you're saying is true and that house has enough food to feed my army
00:52:51we can dominate at the world when the cold wave ends everyone will worship me
00:53:41I'll see you next time
00:53:41General Mason, thank you for rescuing us in time.
00:53:44Don't worry, Henry's house has an abundance of food and supplies, but his defense mechanisms are quite advanced.
00:53:49I doubt they could rival our army.
00:53:52Besides, maybe we don't even need to shoot.
00:53:54After all, we have his wife.
00:54:10They're coming from my house.
00:54:11This isn't like anything I've faced before, and the next cold wave is coming soon.
00:54:16Let's go to the basement.
00:54:17System, activate extreme level defense.
00:54:32Henry, no, you're in there.
00:54:33The army has you surrounded.
00:54:35Hand over all the food.
00:54:36Otherwise, you, your wife, and anyone else inside will die.
00:54:42Henry, honey, please save me.
00:54:43I was really wrong.
00:54:45Please give them the food.
00:54:46They'll kill me otherwise.
00:55:00That woman, she hasn't been my wife for a long time.
00:55:04Do whatever you want with her.
00:55:06Stupid court.
00:55:08Shut it, will you?
00:55:11General Mason speaking.
00:55:13I'll give you one last chance.
00:55:15Open the door and hand over the food.
00:55:18Otherwise, this slut gets it.
00:55:20Wait, you're that General Mason?
00:55:22The same General Mason who deserted battlefield in the Middle East
00:55:26and got an entire company of soldiers killed?
00:55:28I've heard a lot about you.
00:55:30No!
00:55:31This is all fake news.
00:55:32Who gave you that information?
00:55:35If you have the guts to fight, come in.
00:55:37But I have a funny feeling you're scared of confrontation.
00:55:41Scared?
00:55:42Watch this!
00:55:43Attack!
00:55:45Attack!
00:56:00Damn it!
00:56:01Why did you tell me he has miniguns?
00:56:08Drive in!
00:56:26His fortress is nothing.
00:56:28I'll come crush him with my bare hands in no time.
00:56:41If I don't come back, take Daisy and get in the car,
00:56:43drive as far away as possible.
00:56:46No, no matter what happens, I'm staying with you.
00:56:52I'm staying with you.
00:57:18Henry, where are you, you little bitch?
00:57:20Come out now and beg for mercy.
00:57:22Maybe we'll kill you quickly.
00:57:23Listen here, you good-for-nothing rich kid.
00:57:25If you have the guts, come find me.
00:57:53I think this Henry guy is scared, guys.
00:57:55He can't beat us, so we hit like a bitch.
00:58:08Damn this little rent!
00:58:09I'll tear him to pieces!
00:58:11Let me go flush him out.
00:58:19Found him.
00:58:23Come out, beauty.
00:58:33Go!
00:58:33Go!
00:58:37Oh, come out!
00:58:44I'm out!
00:58:47Oh!
00:58:48Oh!
00:58:49Oh!
00:58:51Oh!
00:58:55Oh!
00:58:58Oh!
00:58:59Oh!
00:59:02Oh!
00:59:09Damn it! Where are all your supplies? There's nothing here!
00:59:13Now where's the fun in telling you?
00:59:15You got my hand! Let me kill him!
00:59:18We have an army! And you're all alone!
00:59:22Did you really think we couldn't kill you?
00:59:24Try it. You can't do anything to me.
00:59:42I don't want to kill you!
01:00:11Who the hell are you?
01:00:16Henry Cole, former Master Sergeant, 1st Special Forces Operational Distroach Delta, served 10 years in the Middle East, 7 direct
01:00:24action deployments, 3 high-value target extraction, 1 Silver Star, 2 Bronze Stars with Valor, and 1 Purple Heart. Call
01:00:33sign, Gravekeeper.
01:00:34What?
01:00:35You're the Gravekeeper? The legendary soldier?
01:00:40So you're not a loser? Why didn't you tell me earlier?
01:00:44He's really a Special Forces soldier? Oh, shit!
01:00:50Look! I knew we could do it! Henry saved us again!
01:00:56I'm sorry, Sergeant Cole! I was mistaken! I shouldn't have harassed you! You must know I was deceived by this
01:01:02Carter! I had no idea you were a national hero!
01:01:05Shut it. The world needs less cowards like you. Time I get some good karma.
01:01:24Another cold wave is coming.
01:01:30Henry! My old pal! Please save me! I don't want to die! I'll do anything! I'll be your slave! I'll
01:01:35wash your dog, shave your back, anything!
01:01:39Pathetic.
01:01:40Anna, this is the man you left me for? Anna, this is the man you left me for? You sure
01:01:44know how to pick him.
01:01:54Please don't kill me! I'll do anything! Please don't kill me!
01:02:01I'm your wife! We made a vow!
01:02:03No! You think too highly of yourself.
01:02:07Killing you would dirty my knife. I'd rather you try to fend for yourself for once.
01:02:14Hey, handsome. Ready for our trip?
01:02:15Of course, sweetheart. Let's go.
01:02:17No! You can't leave me here! I'll freeze to death!
01:02:20Henry, please come back!
01:02:24Henry, I was so wrong to do what I did!
01:02:28If I had chosen you back then, everything would be so much better! I was so stupid!
01:02:37What do you think will happen to her?
01:02:38Honestly, I couldn't care less.
01:02:40Besides, there's bigger and better things to focus on, like building our new house.
01:02:44Our new house?
01:02:45You heard me.
01:02:46There's some good land I scouted nearby.
01:02:48I can build us something there, then we can start again, together.
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