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Surviving the Ice Apocalypse
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00:00:00Deep freeze swept across the earth, driving temperatures down to minus 112 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:00:07Even me, a Delta Force veteran, had to struggle to survive this apocalypse.
00:00:14Daisy!
00:00:19I'm reborn!
00:00:22Everything is completely normal.
00:00:25Apocalypse?
00:00:26You one of them climate change-believe-in-nut-jobs?
00:00:30What is happening?
00:00:32He's the heir to Ironclad Energy.
00:00:37It's $2 million and up to buy all your inventory?
00:00:47$5 million?
00:01:01It's $1 million worth of money.
00:01:02Space perfect, there's $4 million worth of money that's not happening yet.
00:01:07Don't worry Camilla.
00:01:13экспz oot
00:01:14don't worry Camilla
00:01:15Yaaagh!
00:01:15Not!
00:01:18game
00:01:28Do not go outside.
00:01:31Do not go outside.
00:01:35No one took the warning seriously.
00:01:37The deep breeze swept across the earth, driving temperatures down to minus 112 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:01:44Even me, a Delta Force veteran, had to struggle to survive this apocalypse.
00:01:49The last cans I could find. At least now. Anna won't starve.
00:01:56Mike! What are you doing? It's me, Henry, you neighbor!
00:02:01So what? Hand over the cans and get lost, or I'll shoot you like the dog you are.
00:02:17Fuck!
00:02:21Fuck it! Come back here!
00:02:23I'll shoot you later!
00:02:23Let's go!
00:02:28Hey!
00:02:43Hey!
00:02:45Hey!
00:02:46Hey!
00:02:47Hey!
00:02:49Hey!
00:02:50Hey!
00:02:51Hey!
00:02:51Hey!
00:02:56What the fuck, Anna?
00:02:58Who is he?
00:03:00Oh, shit.
00:03:02You actually survive?
00:03:05Anna, why?
00:03:12That was for you.
00:03:14I almost got killed for it.
00:03:17So, scraping by on sad little canned meals like these isn't enough for me.
00:03:23But Carter?
00:03:24Carter can give me a comfortable life in this apocalypse.
00:03:27He's the heir to ironclad energy.
00:03:29Besides, we were already seeing each other while you were destroyed in the Middle East.
00:03:33How could you do this to me?
00:03:36After everything I've done for you!
00:03:39Gotta tell you, bro, your wife can really take it.
00:03:42So juicy.
00:03:44We've had a lot of fun together.
00:03:46Oh, another thing.
00:03:47We were a bit hungry from going at it, and there's no food around.
00:03:51So we ate your little puppy.
00:03:52You don't mind, right?
00:03:58What?
00:04:02Daisy!
00:04:08No!
00:04:10My sweet girl!
00:04:11She's been with me since she was a puppy!
00:04:14How could you?
00:04:17Oh, quit whining, you chud!
00:04:20Relax, it's just a mutt.
00:04:22If you miss her so much, you can meet her in hell.
00:04:24I'm still hungry anyway.
00:04:25Maybe it's time I try human meat.
00:04:27See if it lives up to the hype.
00:04:28Well, you know, I'm always opening experiences, Carter baby.
00:04:31Looks like slow-roasted cuck is on the menu tonight.
00:04:33I never imagined we'd die at the hands of my own wife.
00:04:38If I have a second chance.
00:04:48Wait, where am I?
00:04:50What's going on?
00:04:52Daisy?
00:04:54You're alive!
00:04:55Oh my god!
00:04:57Is this heaven?
00:05:05This is one month before the apocalypse.
00:05:09I'm reborn!
00:05:17I'm reborn.
00:05:19Where's my phone?
00:05:20I'm reborn.
00:05:22I'm reborn.
00:05:38Is this quantum space?
00:05:41Does that mean I could store countless amounts of food here
00:05:45and it won't ever aspire?
00:05:55Relax, baby.
00:05:57Now, we have quantum space.
00:05:59We're never going to run out of fuel or food ever again.
00:06:02This time, we'll be living it up at home
00:06:04while all those people who betrayed us
00:06:06will be killing themselves over scraps.
00:06:25Now, before the apocalypse comes, I'm going to go all out.
00:06:42I'm going to go all out.
00:06:44Now, we sit down.
00:06:46We have movement or flight生活.
00:06:47We can drive and drive our way but they can
00:06:47and drive outside you into running away.
00:06:49Now, we can drive the planet out from now
00:06:49and arrive and drive train.
00:06:50Hold on it.
00:06:58What a night, huh, Daisy?
00:07:07Henry, what the hell are you doing here?
00:07:14Come back here, you redneck!
00:07:16How dare you ignore me!
00:07:18Just ignore him, honey.
00:07:19He's just some low-class redneck who was too stupid to go to college, so he chose the army.
00:07:24He doesn't even deserve to be your husband.
00:07:30Laugh while you can.
00:07:31When the apocalypse comes, I'll be the one laughing.
00:07:34But until then, it's time to make some money.
00:07:41Powerball.
00:07:42Numbers 5, 12, 24, 41, 37, 41, Blue Ball 8.
00:07:47Are you sure this time, sir?
00:07:48You've changed it five times already.
00:07:50Sure as ever.
00:07:55Oh!
00:07:56Oh my god!
00:07:58Sir, congratulations!
00:07:59Thanks, buddy.
00:08:00Here's your tip.
00:08:01Let's go, baby.
00:08:02Let's go stock up on fuel.
00:08:06A hundred propane tanks?
00:08:08Are you throwing a barbecue on Mars?
00:08:10Or planning to blow up the White House for fuck's sake?
00:08:13If I told you, you wouldn't believe me.
00:08:14You're crazy.
00:08:15There's 30 tanks over there, and we'll deliver the rest.
00:08:18Let's go.
00:08:33I don't know you're tired, Daisy.
00:08:36Just need one more thing today.
00:08:37Let's go get in the apocalypse.
00:08:54Sir, we've installed the most advanced power system, insulation system, and weapon defense system, according to all your requirements.
00:09:01This is the top of the Lionel model in the world, capable of worst-end temperatures as low as minus
00:09:05100 degrees.
00:09:07Good.
00:09:08The money's been sent, plus a little extra.
00:09:11Barry, what is wrong with you?
00:09:13Get the pasta.
00:09:13That truck, esa cosa vieja, is blocking the whole street.
00:09:15You're not doing this, okay?
00:09:17This is not correct.
00:09:17I am HOA president, and I'm ordering you, move it ahora mismo, or I give you tickets.
00:09:21Si, I do.
00:09:23The HOA doesn't dictate to me.
00:09:25The apocalypse is coming, and I have to prepare for it.
00:09:28You better stock up yourself.
00:09:32Apocalypse?
00:09:34You one of them climate change believe in nut jobs?
00:09:37I've said it all along.
00:09:38People like Henry who don't follow the neighborhood rules should be kicked out.
00:09:42Having this blue core trash living in our gated community is just backwards.
00:09:48Henry?
00:09:53Henry?
00:09:55Are you okay?
00:09:56Did something happen?
00:09:58Do you need my help?
00:10:00Camila, my high school crush.
00:10:02She's always been kind to me.
00:10:04In my past life, after the apocalypse began, she even brought me food to people at times.
00:10:10Henry, don't worry.
00:10:12I'll get you to safety.
00:10:13You'll be okay.
00:10:20Henry, I heard you ran out of food, so I brought you some cans.
00:10:23You're a lifesaver, Camila.
00:10:25Get out of here and don't come back, slut!
00:10:31I joined the military to protect the people like Camila.
00:10:34This time, I'm going to cherish her.
00:10:36I won't ever let her down again.
00:10:37Don't worry, Camila.
00:10:38I'm fine.
00:10:39But listen, you need to stock up on fuel and food as much as you can in the next few
00:10:44days.
00:10:44Okay?
00:10:48Oh, if you say so, Henry, I'll do it.
00:10:56Even if I have supplies, I need to make sure they won't be stolen.
00:11:01But I've almost run out of money.
00:11:03Looks like I need to turn to plan B.
00:11:09Five million dollars?
00:11:11Nobody's been crazy enough to ask for a huge loan like that before.
00:11:16Five million.
00:11:17Not a penny less.
00:11:18I'm not a bank.
00:11:20If you can't pay back the loan with interest, on time, you'll have to pay an even bigger price.
00:11:26What kind of price?
00:11:46Our clients trust us not just because of the quality of our products, but because the spider gang always keeps
00:11:52its word.
00:11:53If you default on the loan, you'll become one of them.
00:11:57Listen to that beautiful sound.
00:12:00I wonder what organ is being cut out of that sucker.
00:12:02Sounds like a kidney.
00:12:04Look, you'll get every penny.
00:12:10I'm afraid you won't live to see that money.
00:12:12When the apocalypse comes, we'll see how arrogant you crooks are.
00:12:16You can die from hypothermia.
00:12:18I'll kill you myself.
00:12:29Henry, that guy you saw with me in Vegas was just an old friend.
00:12:34Honest.
00:12:35Where have you been?
00:12:36I've missed you.
00:12:39What do you want?
00:12:41I lost all the money you gave me gambling in Vegas.
00:12:43I was just going to ask for a little more.
00:12:45What do I look like?
00:12:46A walking ATM?
00:12:48You're not getting any money from me.
00:12:49Are you broke?
00:12:51Seriously?
00:12:52You can't even come up with a little money?
00:12:54What kind of man are you?
00:12:56What kind of husband can't give his wife some pocket money?
00:13:00You're a fucking asshole.
00:13:02You're not even...
00:13:03I want all of these and all the inventory in your warehouse.
00:13:08What?
00:13:09Are you insane, Henry?
00:13:10Can you even afford all this stuff?
00:13:12Do you have enough space in that shoebox you live in?
00:13:15You're crazy.
00:13:15I've had enough.
00:13:16I want a divorce right now.
00:13:19Cool.
00:13:21Let's divorce.
00:13:22Don't go back on your word.
00:13:25You...
00:13:25You crazy poor bastard!
00:13:27Don't come crawling back because I'm finished with you.
00:13:30Sir, that will cost a lot of money.
00:13:32We don't have enough transportation to deliver it all.
00:13:34Don't worry.
00:13:35I have the money and I have the transportation.
00:13:39You can come over now.
00:13:59It's $2 million enough to buy all your inventory.
00:14:24Henry, that psycho robbed some bank and bought out the entire supermarket.
00:14:31But he wouldn't give me any money.
00:14:33You must be Henry, Anna's useless husband.
00:14:36It seems you've forgotten your place.
00:14:38You're a bottom-beater, buddy.
00:14:41Now hand over your illegal gains or I'll show you no mercy.
00:14:47Oh, great.
00:14:48What do you want?
00:14:50Listen.
00:14:51I'm your wife's lover.
00:14:53If you know what's good for you, give the money to Anna or else you'll regret it.
00:15:11You crazy moron.
00:15:12How dare you hit Sweet Carter?
00:15:14He's the heir to Ironclad Energy, the oil giant.
00:15:18Do you realize how quickly he could ruin you?
00:15:20I'm supposed to be scared of some spoiled rich kid.
00:15:24In a few days, when the apocalypse comes, all that money will be worth squat.
00:15:34Oh, God.
00:15:43Scared now?
00:15:45Compared to Carter, you're nothing.
00:15:48You keep talking about apocalypse, but the only apocalypse happening is yours.
00:15:54Shoot him, babe.
00:15:55Took your chick.
00:15:56Now I'm gonna take your life.
00:15:58Kneel down and beg for my forgiveness or I'll send you to hell.
00:16:01I'm afraid.
00:16:03Hell's fully booked at the moment.
00:16:05Two dipshits.
00:16:07Must have took my place.
00:16:31The best military-grade defense equipment money can buy.
00:16:34Fully operational.
00:16:36Fully under my command.
00:16:38Think carefully about your next mission.
00:16:40You crazy bastard.
00:16:41I'll kill you!
00:16:43Do it.
00:17:07You.
00:17:08Just wait, you bastard.
00:17:10This isn't over.
00:17:13Finally, after a week of hard work, my house is now an invincible fortress.
00:17:18It can keep warm, withstand explosions, and recycle energy.
00:17:51Carter, ironclad energy.
00:17:52Carter, ironclad energy.
00:17:53Carter, ironclad energy.
00:17:53I just happened to be short of oil.
00:17:56It's time to teach this scumbag a lesson.
00:18:07It's time to teach this scumbag a lesson.
00:18:24This much oil will last for generations.
00:18:27It seems my energy's herbs are now absolutely safe.
00:18:41Everything is finally in place.
00:18:43Now I can live comfortably in the apocalypse.
00:18:46As you can see, our oil reserves are unrivaled.
00:18:49Oil depots across the country are full,
00:18:51and we can supply the military with sufficient quantities at any time.
00:19:05Carter, it seems your goods are selling very well.
00:19:09Breaking overnight,
00:19:10Ironclack Energy has confirmed a catastrophic breach at one of its major oil storage depots.
00:19:15Food oil valued in the hundreds of millions has reportedly disappeared without a trace.
00:19:20This is just the beginning.
00:19:22The real reckoning hasn't even started yet.
00:19:37No way.
00:19:38Don't tell me.
00:19:39Has the apocalypse come early?
00:19:46Mayday, we're going down!
00:19:58What is happening?
00:19:59What is happening?
00:20:01What is happening?
00:20:21Camilla
00:20:25Camilla
00:20:26Listen, reinforce all your doors and windows immediately
00:20:29Buy enough firewood to keep warm
00:20:31Take care of yourself
00:20:33Thank you, Henry
00:20:34You take care too
00:20:36Henry, you're insane
00:20:37It's winter, isn't it normal to snow?
00:20:39So stop scaring people everywhere
00:20:42But look what the weather bureau said
00:20:43This cold wave is a normal winter climate fluctuation
00:20:46With no extreme risks
00:20:47Online rumors are not true
00:20:49Yeah, the governor said everything is normal
00:20:52If you keep trying to scare people
00:20:53I'll call the police and have them send you to a mental hospital
00:20:57Don't pay attention to them, Henry
00:21:00I believe you
00:21:03I want to clearly inform all citizens again
00:21:06That the so-called extreme cold apocalypse
00:21:10Is pure nonsense
00:21:11Don't listen to those climate crazies
00:21:14I can personally guarantee
00:21:16Everything is completely normal
00:21:21What? What? How could this happen?
00:21:24Henry was right
00:21:25The apocalypse is really here
00:21:40It's about to begin
00:21:42System, activate defense mode
00:21:44Defense mode activated
00:22:11My car!
00:22:16I tried to warn you
00:22:17But you did
00:22:18Want to listen
00:22:18I can't help it now
00:22:20Everything that's happening
00:22:21I've seen it before
00:22:23Hail tsunamis
00:22:26Who is going to defend for yourselves
00:22:49Fuck
00:22:49Why is it so cold?
00:23:01This damn window
00:23:03What's wrong?
00:23:08No
00:23:10Was Henry right?
00:23:13Is this the apocalypse he was talking about?
00:23:16Impossible
00:23:18Some dumb army boy
00:23:19Too stupid for college
00:23:21Couldn't predict something like this
00:23:23Everything will be fine
00:23:24After this cold
00:23:30Let's get out of here
00:23:34I can't take it anymore
00:23:35My house has been smashed to pieces
00:23:37There's no water or electricity
00:23:39And I can't keep warm at all
00:23:42I'll freeze to death
00:23:43If this lasts another day
00:23:45I'm out of food
00:23:46I don't know how much longer
00:23:48I can last
00:23:49It's that jinx Henry's fault
00:23:51Talking about the extreme
00:23:53Cold apocalypse
00:23:53Every day
00:23:55And now it's really here
00:23:58I bet he's stocked up
00:23:59On enough food
00:24:00To last years
00:24:00Then let's go find him
00:24:02We can ask him for food
00:24:03If he says no
00:24:04We'll take it by force
00:24:05Yes
00:24:06Yeah
00:24:06Okay
00:24:07Go
00:24:17It smells so good
00:24:19It's Henry
00:24:20He's actually barbecuing
00:24:23Henry
00:24:25Give us some of what you're cooking man
00:24:27We're starving here
00:24:28Henry
00:24:29As the hallway president
00:24:30I order you to share your food with us
00:24:31Yes
00:24:32Bring it over for us to eat
00:24:34We need food
00:24:35Yes
00:24:36You can't be so selfish
00:24:44This is my food
00:24:46Why should I give it to you
00:24:47And by the way
00:24:48Your HOA means jack
00:24:50Now get off my property
00:24:52You selfish bastard
00:24:53Your wife is standing right here
00:24:54How can you bear to see her freeze and starve
00:24:56What kind of husband are you
00:24:57Yeah Henry
00:24:58Did you forget I'm your wife
00:25:00How could you not share your food with me
00:25:03Wife
00:25:06You haven't been my wife for a long time
00:25:13What are you talking about
00:25:14I am your wife
00:25:17You're such a selfish person
00:25:19Abandoning me over a plate of food
00:25:22I didn't realize Henry treats his wife this terrible
00:25:25I'm so sorry Anna
00:25:27Anna when I was deployed on my last tour
00:25:30Defending our freedom
00:25:31You were here cheating on me with Carter
00:25:33Did you remember you were my wife then
00:25:35When you begged me for money
00:25:37I didn't have you called me a poor bastard
00:25:39Did you remember that you were my wife
00:25:41How dare you even speak to me like this
00:25:45So Anna is Carter's mistress
00:25:47She cheated on Henry behind his back
00:25:49You two are disgusting
00:25:53Enough of this crap
00:25:55Open the door Henry
00:25:57We're all neighbors here
00:25:59Let us in
00:26:01Yes
00:26:02We're all good neighbors
00:26:04We
00:26:05Should help each other
00:26:09Good neighbors
00:26:10Help each other
00:26:13Bullshit
00:26:22Hey Bob
00:26:22You knocked over my fence
00:26:24Could you pick it back up
00:26:26Do it yourself
00:26:27Lazy ass
00:26:28Didn't you learn to plant fences and walls
00:26:30When you were off playing toy soldiers
00:26:40You crazy mutt
00:26:41I ought to kill you
00:26:42Hey
00:26:42What the hell are you doing
00:26:44What do you mean
00:26:45Lawn height is too low
00:26:46Noncomplianted
00:26:47Are you messing with me
00:26:48It's a one thousand dollars fine
00:26:49I added extra
00:26:50Because your dog is so damn ugly
00:26:51If you don't pay it
00:26:52We'll come to take your house
00:27:00You all treated me terribly
00:27:02Judge me
00:27:03Called me crazy
00:27:04Even my dog
00:27:07Do you really think
00:27:08You treated me like a good neighbor back then
00:27:10Get out of here
00:27:14Henry you selfish bastard
00:27:16If you won't save us
00:27:18We'll save ourselves
00:27:25You want to be unreasonable
00:27:26Then I'll smash your door down
00:27:28How's that
00:27:31Smash his door
00:27:32Smash his door
00:27:33Smash his door
00:27:43Go ahead
00:27:44Smash it down
00:27:50What kind of steel is this
00:27:52I couldn't even make a dent
00:27:55Take your time
00:27:56I'll go roast some more chicken wings
00:28:00Smug little asshole
00:28:01I'll get my chainsaw
00:28:03That should do the job
00:28:15I'll give you one last chance
00:28:17Henry
00:28:17Open the door now
00:28:19And we'll spare your life
00:28:20When we get in
00:28:21We saw the door open ourselves
00:28:23You're dead
00:28:24Go ahead
00:28:25This should be fun
00:28:29Oh Henry
00:28:30You really thought you were above us
00:28:33When we get in
00:28:34You're dead
00:28:40Huh
00:28:40What's going on
00:28:42There's not even a mark
00:28:44I don't know
00:28:44The teeth are almost completely worn out
00:29:06This is aerospace grade material
00:29:08Even a grenade couldn't break it
00:29:09But please
00:29:10Try your hardest
00:29:14Give it here
00:29:25Defense mode activated
00:29:27Full power on
00:29:38This crazy bastard
00:29:40He installed high voltage electricity on the door
00:29:46Listen let's rush over together
00:29:47And ram this door
00:29:48With this many people
00:29:49Won't do anything
00:29:50And we'll definitely be able
00:29:51To knock it off its hinges
00:29:53Go ahead
00:30:06You've worked so hard
00:30:08Unfortunately you're all brain dead morons
00:30:14One more time guys
00:30:18You're boring me now
00:30:19I don't have time to play with you all day
00:30:20If anyone comes closer
00:30:22I'll turn you all into roasted assholes
00:30:32Henry honey I love you
00:30:33I miss you
00:30:34Please just take me back
00:30:36I'll make it up to you
00:30:37I'll do anything
00:30:42If I open the door now
00:30:44You'll let Carter and those thugs in
00:30:45And then eat me and Daisy alive
00:30:47This isn't my first rodeo
00:30:48You know
00:30:48No I would never
00:30:50I swear
00:30:52Liar
00:30:53Even Daisy hates you
00:30:55Get out of here
00:30:56And don't come back
00:31:00Marrying you
00:31:01Is the biggest regret
00:31:02Of my life
00:31:03Just you wait
00:31:04I'll kill you with my own hand
00:31:14That asshole
00:31:15I'll make him pay for that
00:31:17So this is what being the iron energy here gets you
00:31:20It's a nice place
00:31:21I gotta say
00:31:23Shame about the cold
00:31:27Leader of the spider gang right
00:31:30What do you want
00:31:31We've run out of supplies
00:31:33Thought you must have some food
00:31:34And wanted to make a deal with you
00:31:36But looking at your situation
00:31:37You look worse off than us
00:31:40We have nothing left
00:31:43Nothing?
00:31:45Don't sell yourself short
00:31:46The two of you could feed us for weeks
00:31:49No
00:31:50Please don't
00:31:50I know someone who has a lot of food and supplies
00:31:53I can take you to him
00:31:54Please just don't hurt us
00:31:58Oh really?
00:32:05If you're lying
00:32:05You know what's gonna happen, right?
00:32:07Take me to him
00:32:08Now
00:32:19We have guests
00:32:24This Henry dude is a pussy
00:32:27We can break through this kind of defense like nothing
00:32:36Look how scared you are
00:32:39Like taking candy from a baby
00:32:40Let's go eat, boys
00:32:50What?
00:32:53How is this possible?
00:32:55They're my best men
00:33:11Your men didn't stand a chance, John
00:33:15And neither do you
00:33:18Wait
00:33:20The Henry they talked about
00:33:22It's you?
00:33:27You think you can kill my men and get away with it?
00:33:30Open the door and I'll consider giving you an open casket
00:33:33Otherwise I'll gut you like a pig
00:33:35And feed you to my dog
00:33:37It seems you're missing the bigger picture here
00:33:40Let me fill you in
00:33:42I'm an ex-Delta Force soldier
00:33:43If you know what's good for you
00:33:45You'd run on back to your little headquarters
00:33:46And apologize for making a sense
00:33:47Oh shut it
00:33:48I bet you were just fighting against farmers
00:33:50How dare you talk big in front of the boss of the spider gang
00:33:53You really don't know your place, huh?
00:33:55The spider gang are even more powerful since the apocalypse
00:33:57We run the show around here
00:33:59Let me give you a taste of that power
00:34:01Henry, you asked for this
00:34:04Go to hell
00:34:06You found a new sugar daddy again?
00:34:08Your taste just keeps getting worse and worse
00:34:10Big talk for a man who's about to die
00:34:14Fire!
00:34:24He's finished now
00:34:28Dumbass asked for it
00:34:29Come on
00:34:31Let's take his corpse back to the slaughterhouse
00:34:42What?
00:34:43You're kidding me
00:34:44What is this door made of?
00:34:52My turn
00:34:56You coward!
00:34:57Come out and face us like a man
00:34:59Yeah
00:35:00What kind of man are you?
00:35:03You only have a shotgun
00:35:04We've got over a dozen people
00:35:06You can't kill us all
00:35:07If you have the balls
00:35:08Come out and fight me hand to hand
00:35:10If you win
00:35:11I won't ever come back
00:35:12You have my word
00:35:13How stupid do you think I am?
00:35:15As soon as I step out this door
00:35:16Your men will rush me
00:35:17Sure enough
00:35:18I was right
00:35:19You are a pussy
00:35:21Guess I've been cooped up alone
00:35:22For so many days
00:35:23I'm starting to get bored
00:35:24Besides
00:35:25You could use the exercise
00:35:32Don't worry Daisy
00:35:33I'll be back in a minute
00:35:37Alright
00:35:38Maybe you do have a set of balls
00:35:39You idiot
00:35:40Better hurry up
00:35:42And beg John for mercy
00:35:43You're just a useless redneck
00:35:45You think just because you follow orders
00:35:46And fire a gun
00:35:47And you're invincible
00:35:48John is the most feared gangster in the city
00:35:50You have no idea how powerful he is
00:36:00If you beat me
00:36:02I'll give you half of my supplies
00:36:03If you lose
00:36:05You'll never come near my house
00:36:06The rest of your life
00:36:07Deal?
00:36:09It's a deal
00:36:09Come on
00:36:27Tired already?
00:36:29Shame
00:36:29I was looking forward to a good fight
00:36:31John was just testing you
00:36:33This is just the beginning
00:36:34You're about to go down
00:36:36Is that true John?
00:36:38You little bitch
00:36:39You're dead
00:36:44John!
00:36:53Henry is just trying to act tough
00:36:54John's definitely got this
00:36:56Those supplies are ours
00:37:05Give up
00:37:06Hand over the supplies
00:37:08Then kneel down and beg for mercy
00:37:17Next time you get a double force
00:37:18You better run
00:37:19Now get out of here
00:37:20Don't come back
00:37:21Get him
00:37:23Grab his food
00:37:26System
00:37:26Have the drone set off some fire lamps
00:37:41Get him
00:37:57Oh, my God.
00:38:27That guy is crazy.
00:38:28Did you send me here to try and get me killed?
00:38:31I'll kill you with that.
00:38:32No, please.
00:38:33I would never.
00:38:45If he doesn't show up, I'll chop you up myself.
00:38:58Henry, help.
00:39:00They're going to kill me.
00:39:03Listen up, you bastard.
00:39:05If you want to save her, come up to the Black Market.
00:39:07Bring enough food for everyone.
00:39:08Otherwise, we'll be able to deliver her head right to your doorstep.
00:39:12The Black Market?
00:39:13I know where that is.
00:39:14Daisy, let's go.
00:39:23Camila, hold on.
00:39:24I won't ever let them hurt you.
00:39:38Welcome to today's Black Market auction.
00:39:40Our first item today is the sexy beauty Camila from the suburbs.
00:39:44If you bid for her, you can do anything you want to her, including eating her.
00:39:56Such fine piece of ass is a rare commodity in the Black Market these days.
00:40:01Naturally, she'll fetch a high price.
00:40:03Starting bid?
00:40:0450 pounds of flour.
00:40:07No, let me go!
00:40:09This is illegal!
00:40:12The law doesn't mean anything here, sugar tails.
00:40:14But you've got a bit of fight in you.
00:40:16You seem like a fun time.
00:40:17The starting bid is hereby increased to 75 pounds of flour.
00:40:20100 pounds of flour.
00:40:21150 pounds.
00:40:22150 pounds!
00:40:23This is exciting!
00:40:24Any more bids?
00:40:26200 pounds.
00:40:27Don't worry, guys.
00:40:28After I get her, I'll make sure I live stream all the fun I have until she's pleat-loosed up.
00:40:31That way you all can watch.
00:40:34Always the creative one, sir.
00:40:37300 pounds!
00:40:39She'll be my private toy!
00:40:40I'm not losing this one, guys!
00:40:42300 pounds of flour!
00:40:44That's two weeks of rations for everyone in this room.
00:40:46You know a gold bar can only buy a few pounds of flour now.
00:40:49You're more valuable than gold!
00:40:51You should feel flattered.
00:40:55No!
00:40:56Stop!
00:40:57Someone save me, please!
00:41:00300 pounds going once!
00:41:03Going twice!
00:41:06Help!
00:41:07Help!
00:41:08Help!
00:41:08300 pounds three times!
00:41:11Sold to...
00:41:12I bid 1,000 pounds of flour.
00:41:21I bid 1,000 pounds of flour.
00:41:24I bid 1,000 pounds of flour.
00:41:33Henry!
00:41:34Save me!
00:41:39Don't worry, Camilla.
00:41:41I'm coming.
00:41:49Henry I don't remember your name being on the guest list you don't need to care
00:41:551,000 pounds of flour for the girl now do we have a deal
00:41:58Who the hell are you daring to compete with me the owner of walk art supermarket
00:42:02Mr. Smith please don't argue with this nobody we'll kick him out right away
00:42:08He's overestimating himself 1,000 pounds of flour that's equivalent to hundreds of millions of dollars
00:42:13This guy clearly doesn't have it of course hurry up and kick this lunatic and his rabies ridden mutt out
00:42:23Do people really know how to underestimate a common man
00:42:26You must think you're still living before the apocalypse if you really have 1,000 pounds of flour
00:42:30Everyone here would treat you with the utmost respect and that seat would be yours
00:42:34But no one has heard of your name. I can only assume you're some drug-filled lunatic looking for attention
00:42:38and for that we show no mercy
00:42:58You really have no idea what I'm capable of do you?
00:43:14It's real!
00:43:15Where did this bastard get so much flour?
00:43:17I'd say he must have been lucky and found it in some abandoned warehouse
00:43:22I never heard of this guy until now
00:43:23Face it
00:43:25You can't compete with me
00:43:27Better stop bidding
00:43:28Hmm!
00:43:29You think you're great just because you stole little flour?
00:43:33We're old money
00:43:34Let me give you a taste of my inventory
00:43:44Mr. Smith these are all scarce goods treasures among treasures
00:43:52They're much more valuable than flour
00:43:54Are you sure you want to use all of them to buy some bitch?
00:43:58It's not about the slut
00:43:59It's about making a point
00:44:00I want this arrogant bastard to see what real strength is
00:44:04You're actually proud of that measly little thing?
00:44:07The apocalypse really hit you hard, huh?
00:44:09You can't be serious!
00:44:10This amount of inventory is unheard of nowadays
00:44:13Who do you think you are?
00:44:15You think you can still compete?
00:44:20Watch me
00:44:20Watch me
00:44:38What the hell is this?
00:44:46Now does anyone else want to challenge me?
00:44:52Henry!
00:44:54Wins the first item!
00:45:06Thank you Henry
00:45:13Let's go home Camilla
00:45:19What a wonderful performance
00:45:23Unfortunately
00:45:24You don't mess with me and get away with it
00:45:26You won't be walking out that door today
00:45:30You
00:45:32You're the one who took Camilla here, right?
00:45:35Actually, this was your wife's idea
00:45:37I have to say she knows you well
00:45:38This trick worked wonders
00:45:40Now any last words?
00:45:43I knew you were having an affair with that little bitch!
00:45:46Get on your knees
00:45:47And apologize to me
00:45:49And John
00:45:50Before he kills you!
00:45:52First of all, there's nothing going on between me and her
00:45:54Second
00:45:55You, as my wife, cheated on me while I was deployed
00:45:57How dare you even say that to me, you useless bitch!
00:46:03Henry, it's all my fault
00:46:05They used me to get to you
00:46:06Don't worry Camilla
00:46:07These people can't hurt us
00:46:13System, come in
00:46:16What the fuck?
00:46:32What are you waiting for? Fire!
00:46:34Hilda!
00:46:41Henry, are you okay?
00:46:44I'm fine
00:46:44I'm fine
00:46:45Don't worry Camilla, I'll take you home, okay?
00:46:46Fast
00:46:47The seatbelt
00:46:47Hold on tight
00:46:48Stop him, stop!
00:46:53You losers!
00:46:55What are you doing?
00:46:57The rest of you!
00:46:59Execute Plan B!
00:47:02Henry
00:47:04If it weren't for you, I would have died there
00:47:06I don't know how to thank you
00:47:08Don't worry Camilla
00:47:09You've always been so kind to me
00:47:11I couldn't let that happen to you
00:47:18Henry, look behind
00:47:37Go to hell Henry!
00:47:39Henry!
00:47:40Yeah!
00:47:41Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:48:02System, take the wheel
00:48:05Autopilot activated
00:48:16uelad
00:48:17With blood
00:48:23This idiot is gonna get himself killed, shoot him!
00:48:34Machine guns!
00:48:43Oh fuck!
00:48:56Dammit! You won't get rid of me that easy!
00:49:04Henry! Go!
00:49:19Go to hell!
00:49:21You first!
00:49:29Bastard! How could some redneck afford all this equipment?
00:49:35I am the king of this apocalypse. Don't you forget it.
00:50:02Oh my god. You have so much amazing food. Are you sure I can have some?
00:50:08Mm-hmm.
00:50:14I'm sorry. I haven't eaten properly in so long.
00:50:18I can repay you, Henry. I promise.
00:50:22Don't be silly. Eat your fill.
00:50:25Then I've got a hot shower waiting for you.
00:50:27I'm sorry.
00:51:00How is everything?
00:51:03Perfect.
00:51:23What?
00:51:24Last night was the best leap I've had since the apocalypse began.
00:51:27I just feel so lucky to have met you.
00:51:34Henry, we're starving!
00:51:36Open the door!
00:51:37Please!
00:51:38We were wrong before!
00:51:39We shouldn't have smashed your door!
00:51:41Please, give us some food!
00:51:42We'll eat anything.
00:51:43Expired rotten.
00:51:44I don't care!
00:51:45David!
00:51:47So hot.
00:51:49So hot.
00:51:54Henry, I think they're having hallucinates from hypothermia.
00:51:57If we don't do something, they'll die soon.
00:51:59They used to laugh at me and belittle me.
00:52:00I will never save them.
00:52:01They deserve it.
00:52:02They're barely even human at this point.
00:52:04They'd do anything for food.
00:52:12Food.
00:52:14Food.
00:52:15Food.
00:52:19Food.
00:52:23Food.
00:52:46If what you're saying is true, and that house has enough food to feed my army, we can dominate
00:52:52the world. When the cold wave ends, everyone will worship me.
00:53:41General Mason, thank you for rescuing us in time. Don't worry, Henry's house has an abundance of food and supplies,
00:53:47but his defense mechanisms are quite advanced.
00:53:49I doubt they could rival our army. Besides, maybe we don't even need to shoot. After all, we have his
00:53:56wife.
00:54:10They're coming from my house. This isn't like anything I've faced before, and the next cold wave is coming soon.
00:54:15Let's go to the basement. System, activate extreme level defense.
00:54:32Henry, know you're in there. The army has you surrounded. Hand over all the food. Otherwise, you, your wife, and
00:54:38anyone else inside will die.
00:54:42Henry, honey, please save me. I was really wrong. Please give them the food. They'll kill me otherwise.
00:55:00That woman. She hasn't been my wife for a long time. Do whatever you want with her.
00:55:06Stupid court.
00:55:09Shut it, will you?
00:55:11General Mason speaking. I'll give you one last chance. Open the door and hand over the food. Otherwise, this slut
00:55:19gets it.
00:55:20Wait, you're that General Mason? The same General Mason who deserted battlefield in the Middle East and got an entire
00:55:27company of soldiers killed?
00:55:28I've heard a lot about you.
00:55:30No! This is all fake news. Who gave you that information?
00:55:35If you have the guts to fight, come in. But I have a funny feeling you're scared of confrontation.
00:55:41Scared? Watch this! Attack!
00:56:00Damn it! Why didn't you tell me he has miniguns?
00:56:08Drive in!
00:56:26His fortress is nothing. I'll come crush him with my bare hands in no time.
00:56:41If I don't come back, take Daisy and get in the car, drive as far away as possible.
00:56:46No, no matter what happens, I'm staying with you.
00:56:52I'm staying with you.
00:57:18Henry, where are you, you little bitch? Come out now and beg for mercy. Maybe we'll kill you quickly.
00:57:23Hey, listen here, you good-for-nothing rich kid. If you have the guts, come find me.
00:57:53I think this Henry guy is scared, guys.
00:57:55He can't beat us, so we hit like a bitch.
00:58:08Damn this little rent!
00:58:09I'll tear him to pieces!
00:58:11Let me go flush him out.
00:58:19Found him.
00:58:23Come out, beauty.
00:58:32Go!
00:58:33Go!
00:58:35Go!
00:58:36Go!
00:58:44Go!
00:58:47Go!
00:58:47Go!
00:58:49Go!
00:58:50Go!
00:58:55Go!
00:58:56Go!
00:59:00Go!
00:59:06Go!
00:59:08Go!
00:59:36Go!
00:59:41Go!
00:59:42Go!
00:59:45Go!
00:59:47Go!
00:59:49Go dead!
00:59:51Go!
01:00:01Go!
01:00:03Go!
01:00:11Who the hell are you?
01:00:16Henry Cole, former Master Sergeant, First Special Forces Operational Distraught Delta,
01:00:22served ten years in the Middle East, seven direct action deployments,
01:00:25three high-value target extraction, one silver star, two bronze stars with valor,
01:00:30and one purple heart. Call sign, Gravekeeper.
01:00:34What?
01:00:35You're the Gravekeeper? The legendary soldier?
01:00:40So you're not a loser? Why didn't you tell me earlier?
01:00:45He's really a Special Forces soldier? Oh, shit!
01:00:50Look! I knew we could do it! Henry saved us again!
01:00:56I'm sorry, Sergeant Cole! I was mistaken! I shouldn't have harassed you!
01:01:00You must know I was deceived by this, Carter! I had no idea you were a national hero!
01:01:05Shut it. The world needs less cowards like you. Time I get some good karma.
01:01:24Another cold wave is coming.
01:01:30Henry! My old pal! Please save me! I don't want to die! I'll do anything! I'll be your slave!
01:01:35I'll wash your dog, shave your back, anything!
01:01:39Pathetic.
01:01:40Anna, this is the man you left me for?
01:01:43You sure know how to pick him.
01:01:54Please don't kill me! I'll do anything! Please don't kill me!
01:02:01I'm your wife! We made a vow!
01:02:04You think too highly of yourself.
01:02:07Killing you would dirty my knife.
01:02:09I'd rather you try to fend for yourself for once.
01:02:14Hey, handsome. Ready for our trip?
01:02:16Of course, sweetheart. Let's go.
01:02:17No! You can't leave me here! I'll freeze to death!
01:02:20Henry, please come back!
01:02:24Henry, I was so wrong to do what I did!
01:02:28If I had chosen you back then, everything would be so much better!
01:02:33I was so stupid!
01:02:37What do you think will happen to her?
01:02:38Honestly, I couldn't care less.
01:02:40Besides, there's bigger and better things to focus on, like building our new house.
01:02:44Our new house?
01:02:45You heard me.
01:02:46There's some good land I scouted nearby.
01:02:48I can build us something there, then we can start again.
01:02:51Together.
01:02:51Together.
01:02:53Together.
01:02:54Together.
01:02:56Together.
01:02:58Together.
01:02:59Together.
01:03:01Together.
01:03:03Together.
01:03:04Together.
01:03:04Together.
01:03:04Together.
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