00:00All right, so U.S. got mollywopped in soccer, and honestly, we're all great Americans, and
00:07we try to support the team, and we got Balligan to play, and we just forget, and I'm taking
00:12this, like, throw this in the trash, like, come on, we're a f***ing joke, that game is
00:23a f***ing joke.
00:24If you're going to have us root for our team, how about having a goalie who f***ing doesn't
00:29give up a goal, like, just kicking the ground and giving it to the other team, number 13
00:33with the ponytail gets f***ing thrown into the potted plant section on a header, our defense
00:39looks like they've never been, just, listen, if we're going to keep making an international
00:44incident in FIFA, and, like, Trump's going to bully them and s***, and everyone's going
00:48to be, like, the angry Americans, then we're going to have to start instituting a draft in
00:53soccer, and we're going to have to say, you know, hey, LeBron, no offense, you're going
00:58to play f***ing soccer, and all these other great athletes that we got, you've got to
01:04go play soccer, train for four years, you can beat these, these are country club D-tier
01:09athletes we've got out here, and again, I'm fine if we're going to sit on the sidelines
01:15and just be like, oh, soccer, cool, cool.
01:17If we're going to create international incidents, we've got to stop having goalies who don't know
01:22what they're doing, and the defense getting thrown around like f***ing Christmas trees.
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