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Love Island Uk - Season 13 Episode 13 - FULL MOVIE ✅ [Eng Sub]
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00:12Jelly. Disgusting. Why is that even a thing?
00:15The World Cup might have kicked off. Come on, Scotland!
00:19Slap on the Factor 50 for a nifty hour of scotch and hot clips.
00:24Everything about it's just too hot.
00:26Get ready for action replays.
00:29Who's like, I need a way.
00:31What is wrong with him?
00:33VAR.
00:34Okay, well, I've lost my phone again.
00:36Oh, my God.
00:38Sporting excellence.
00:40I'm taking no prisoners today, right?
00:43Expert dribbling.
00:47Fancy footwork.
00:49Boom, boom, boom, diga, boom, diga, da.
00:51The occasional dirty tackle.
00:53It's just been crawling on me vagina.
00:56Your favourite player scoring.
00:59I need control of me.
01:01And don't forget the chanting.
01:03Oh, please, oh, please, oh, please, oh, please.
01:05And, of course, the finest commentary available.
01:08It's Love Island Unseen Myths.
01:11What's Paralyzed?
01:12Can anyone get up on Nature Channel and tell me what that is?
01:34Earlier this week, I had a 27-inch portable TV glover to the villa in order to watch the World
01:39Cup from my sound booth.
01:40And look what turned up.
01:42Who knew there was such a big difference between inches and feet?
01:46Anyway, I set it up in the garden so the girls could watch the boys' dates with the bombshells.
01:56They also got to watch last week's Unseen Myths, so swings and roundabouts.
02:03Absolutely buzzing, mate!
02:05You know, he said, I look promiscuous.
02:07What does that mean?
02:09What do you mean?
02:09What does that mean?
02:10Like, that mysterious thing.
02:12Yes, that's what I thought.
02:16Wait, hold on, I'm going to pee quickly.
02:18Shut up.
02:19I swear to God, I need to pee.
02:20Fuck off.
02:20Okay, look, you can just take in some.
02:23I love you, you're leaving me already.
02:25He's literally leaving me already.
02:27He's like, I need a way.
02:30Aw.
02:30Oh, Lola.
02:32This is like, year 11 drama.
02:35Yeah, God's time.
02:37Which one of you has done that shit?
02:40Disgusting!
02:42Huh?
02:43What?
02:45Oh, no.
02:47Has he lost his head?
02:48What is wrong with him?
02:50Can we put the real housewives on instead?
02:52I'm bored of this shit.
02:53No.
02:54It's getting a bore.
02:55Guys.
02:56Rude.
02:58Well, you're in luck, Robin,
03:00because I have the remote control.
03:02Hang on, where is it?
03:05Behind a cushion?
03:07Down the back of a sunbed?
03:09No, hang on, here it is.
03:11I was sitting on it.
03:13And just in time for the start of the new series,
03:16the real Villa Wives of Mallorca.
03:19It's a show packed with heated exchanges.
03:22Oh, my God, it's well hot.
03:24Oh.
03:25It'll be fine after this one.
03:28Fuck.
03:29No, I can't.
03:30I can't.
03:30That's actually burning the fucking thing.
03:32Sit on your back.
03:32Sit on the cushion.
03:33I can't.
03:34Everything about it's just too hot.
03:37Deeply personal, gut-wrenching outbursts.
03:40Bleh.
03:41Sorry.
03:42Bleh.
03:43Sorry.
03:44It's a show with its cheerleaders.
03:48I love life, life, life.
03:52Oh, oh, oh.
03:57And its doubters.
03:59I'm not doing, I didn't, if I generally, I don't know.
04:02I don't know.
04:03I don't know how, I don't know.
04:05I don't know.
04:05Neither do we, Yasmin, but there's no time to dither, as we're in a race into this week's
04:11Unseen.
04:18So let's get down to it, and say, in language you will understand.
04:23Yes, I'm just a scouser.
04:25Fucking hell.
04:26Nah, chicken and chips.
04:28Chicken and chips.
04:29Got big tips.
04:32Yes, it's a love island unseen there.
04:38Here's an unseen bit of Opie flip-flopping about what footwear to wear.
04:44I feel like you stress a lot about the club art.
04:46Oh, mate.
04:47So bad, yeah.
04:49Oh, I fucking...
04:52This is pissing.
04:53This is pissing me off.
04:56I'm going to get so upset.
05:12I'm sure we don't hate you.
05:13Why are you sure?
05:14Who's are these?
05:15They don't fit.
05:16They don't fit?
05:17No.
05:18This is the worst.
05:19I'm going to lose my head.
05:21Fuck me.
05:23What are these, Kav?
05:28Oh.
05:29You've already changed for us.
05:30What?
05:30How are they?
05:31Perfect.
05:49The boys may have been out of the villa at the beginning of the week, but that didn't
05:53stop them bugging the girls.
05:55Don't look.
05:56Oh, my God.
05:58Lorenzo!
06:00What are you doing here?
06:01Oh, it's stuck.
06:03What is it?
06:04Can anyone get up Nature Channel and tell me what that is?
06:12David.
06:13David.
06:14David Attenborough.
06:15Here we are, in the wilderness, a beetle in the wild.
06:22Guys, he's actually coming for me.
06:24The wisdom, stop following me.
06:26Stop it.
06:28Oh, Saturday Night Unseen Bits is going to be great.
06:31You're talking as David Attenborough and I'm going to light this around the earth.
06:34Forget about Unseen Bits, Ellie.
06:36I've been plaguing the people at ITV with my new format idea, Unseen Bugs.
06:44The premise of the show is easy to understand.
06:47We just have to remain unseen.
06:49There's a bug hidden in that pot.
06:52One by that train.
06:56And we come out late at night.
07:02Aye, we can be hard to spot.
07:05Stop with the digging of arrows.
07:07Someone will see us.
07:09Oh, no, we've been rumbled.
07:13No recommission.
07:15But it's a classic fly on the wall documentary.
07:25I got confused this week when everyone started calling Sean Fitzy.
07:28If you guys have another name I should know about, you'd better declare them now.
07:33Have you heard my full name?
07:34My full name, so I'll call you now.
07:35Go on, go where?
07:36Robin, Marie, Gabrielle, Langton, Quantrell.
07:40Mine's not that impressive.
07:41Sean, Ronan, Bartholomew, Fitzgerald.
07:44Sean.
07:45Ronan.
07:46Ronan.
07:47I was actually going to be named Roman, but one of my cousins was born at the same time as
07:51me.
07:51Oh my God, that's one of my baby names.
07:52Roman?
07:53Yeah, Roman, yeah, one of my baby names.
07:54Do you have other baby names?
07:55I have loads.
07:56Do you actually?
07:57Yeah.
07:57Go on, how many kids are you having, buddy?
07:59I'm only having, like...
08:00Is this going to be a Brad Pitt, Angelina adoption thing or what?
08:03What are you going to do?
08:04But I've got some amazing baby names.
08:06Go on, give me them, I'll tell you if they're good or not.
08:07Okay.
08:09Vienna.
08:10Vienna, like the ice cream.
08:12Vienna.
08:14Vienna.
08:14Don't ruin it!
08:15Oh, that's Viennetta, sorry, no, it's okay, Vienna's fine.
08:17Vienna, Vienna.
08:18That's the name of the place.
08:19Vienna.
08:19Vienna, okay.
08:20Then I've got, like, Nova for the girl, Roman for the boy.
08:27Roman I prefer over Ruben.
08:28Ruben?
08:29Ruben, I love Ruben.
08:30I love Payson.
08:32For a girl or a boy?
08:34Payson.
08:34Payson.
08:36Do you know any Paysons?
08:37P-A-Y-C-I, I know.
08:38Why?
08:39So you make up the name?
08:40Yeah, I just find all these names and I'm like, what else does it?
08:43So you just spend your days coming up with names for babies?
08:45What else does I have?
08:46What else does I have?
08:47The first thing you should probably be worrying about is finding someone to have babies with.
08:52And the second thing you should be worrying about is how much a kid called Payson could get teased at
08:56school.
09:04Attention!
09:05Anyone having trouble with their man, please sign up for Ellie's gift of the boot camp.
09:11Right.
09:12I'm the leader.
09:14Full body, sir, Kip.
09:15Yeah.
09:15Four rounds.
09:16We're hitting arms, legs and core.
09:19Yeah.
09:19Right.
09:20We're going to hit it at full speed.
09:22Yeah.
09:22No fucking about.
09:24No fucking about.
09:25I'm taking no prisoners today, right?
09:28These are all going to work until you can't walk.
09:30Yeah.
09:31Split squats, shoulder press.
09:33We've got weighted set-ups and then whatever they bad boys are called again.
09:37Eight to ten, but push for ten.
09:38Let's go.
09:40Ready?
09:40Go.
09:42Keep pushing.
09:44I'm going to have abs like Sean after this.
09:47Three, two, one, go.
09:50One, two, three, four, five, five, six, six, six, six, seven, eight, eight, nine, ten, twenty, one, keep going, twenty,
10:06ten.
10:06I've already made it to thirty.
10:07How'd you get up, sweetie?
10:08I've made it to thirty.
10:09That was more like one minute.
10:13That was one minute.
10:14Oh, that's so funny.
10:15Okay.
10:15That's enough planks and dumbbells for one day, girls.
10:19Unless you include the boys.
10:30Aidan may be older than Catvan by two years, but which of the brothers is the biggest bro?
10:35We listened to one of their conversations to find out.
10:39I feel like I've come in here and, like, stirred your shit up tonight.
10:41Bro, don't feel bad.
10:43You swear it's got a thing in it.
10:46Bro, unfortunately, the little bro just wins.
10:49Now a bro's sharing a bed with her.
10:52The little bro just does.
10:54Listen, you weren't here when it ended, bro.
10:55Like, I was still very 50-50.
10:57You do you, bro.
10:59It's going to be harder than I thought, though, bro.
11:01I pulled her and had a chat with her, and it was a little bit of a laugh and a
11:04joke, bro,
11:05but I'm not going to lie, like, it's pretty serious for me.
11:07She's a good dog.
11:08She's great, bro.
11:08She's ten out of ten.
11:09It's huge, bro.
11:11If it carries on in the next couple of days, bro, like, I don't know what to say.
11:13Like, for me, I'd say you've got to just move on, bro, but...
11:17What, straight away?
11:18That works, yeah.
11:19It's going to be way harder than I thought, bro.
11:22Bro to bro.
11:23Bro to bro?
11:24Yeah.
11:24It's always bro to bro.
11:28I haven't said this, bro.
11:30Bro, bro, bro, bro.
11:32The fucking wind, bro.
11:33Bro.
11:34I feel like you're a trap.
11:35I'm just having a great time, bro.
11:37Congratulations, Aiden.
11:38You just broke the world record with a grand brutal of 21.
11:44Coming in, brother.
11:50Hey, Opie, remember we promised you a chance to get to show off your dance moves?
11:55Well, now's your chance.
11:56Teach me some moves.
11:57I need to learn how to move the hips a bit, like.
11:59On your knees, go back and forward.
12:03So you go backwards, forward.
12:05That's it, back.
12:07Boom, boom.
12:07That's it.
12:08Boom, boom, boom.
12:09That's it.
12:10Yeah.
12:11On your knees, go back and forward.
12:14Back and dick, back, dick, back.
12:17Back, dick, back, dick.
12:20Bring your arm on top.
12:21So I'm going to front it back.
12:22Like this way.
12:23Boom, boom.
12:25That's it, that's it, that's it, that's it.
12:27Yeah, that's it, that's it.
12:28That's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it.
12:30So go boom, jigger, boom, jigger, boom, jigger, boom.
12:35Left, boom, left, bang.
12:37That's actually it.
12:38I think you got that.
12:39Should we run it?
12:39Yeah, it's from the top.
12:40Yeah, it's right from the top.
12:42Five, six, seven, eight.
12:44Three, four, five, six, seven.
12:47Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
12:50That's actually right.
12:51Yeah.
12:52Boom, boom.
12:54Then, ta-da.
12:55Really sad, didn't it?
12:56Ta-da.
12:57Back and a, back and a, back and a, boom.
12:59Walk off like a fucking boss.
13:02Thanks, Opie.
13:02Now look what you've started.
13:05Okay, that's enough for now, Cavern.
13:13We've all enjoyed watching Sean and Lola getting closer this week.
13:16And we'd watch them some more.
13:18If we could find them.
13:20We didn't do it again.
13:21Okay.
13:21Yeah.
13:22All right, are you ready for this?
13:22You need your sunglasses off for this so I can just see your eyes.
13:25You're just going to spit at me.
13:25I'm not going to spit on you.
13:27If I can't hold it in, I will.
13:28But I'll try and get it away from your face, okay?
13:30No, let's really lock in.
13:31Don't bottle this, okay?
13:32So put loads in your mouth, okay?
13:34When I put my thumb up, it'll start and then we'll just go for it, okay?
13:36Some unseen clips sound far worse than they actually are.
13:39I'm just hoping this one is one of those.
13:41Or I'm in big trouble.
13:42But you'll have to come back later to find out...
13:47What's going on now?
14:03They say AI music is bad, but not as bad as AO music.
14:07That's A did an O pick.
14:09Airplug at the ready, please.
14:11Put your hands up.
14:12Hold ten.
14:13Hold ten.
14:14Hold ten.
14:14Here we go.
14:15Go, go, go.
14:19Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Best.
14:24Time to get warmed up.
14:26Ouch.
14:27Ouch.
14:27Ow.
14:28Oh, bastard.
14:28That's my shoes.
14:29It was hot.
14:33And look for your best.
14:34Bloody hell, look at who you are next to us.
14:37We're here to knock you out with some heavyweight unseen action.
14:42Ah!
14:42So settle in as we spill some serious tea.
14:45Yeah, what's all this tea business?
14:47It's like clock it.
14:49So it's like tea, clock it.
14:50I thought that was tea.
14:52Or you can say tea, clock it.
14:54Like, that's tea.
14:58You're killing me.
15:05Earlier, we were listening in to this.
15:07We didn't do it again, okay?
15:08You're just going to spit at me.
15:09I'm not going to spit on you.
15:11If I can't hold it in, I will.
15:12But I'll try and get it away from your face, okay?
15:14No, let's really lock in.
15:15Don't bottle this.
15:16So put loads in your mouth.
15:17And then we'll just go for it, okay?
15:18Well, here's what's going on.
15:47Lola.
15:50You didn't even try to stop it, you were just giving it, man.
15:55It went on my nose.
15:56You have the right to remain silent, Lola.
15:58Anything you spray may be given in evidence.
16:07Opie's dancing is turning him into a Love Island legend.
16:10Or should that be leg end?
16:12You got good legs as well, you know.
16:14Don't know how, man. I do legs each once a year.
16:16I reckon because from dancing it's a lot of legs.
16:18Honestly, you're so right, mate.
16:19What's the hardest thing? Your core, your shoulders, your legs?
16:22What, that hurt? Your feet are fucked, mate.
16:24Is it?
16:25Your ankles as well.
16:26Eight shows a week?
16:27Eight shows a week, six days a week, so you have one day off.
16:29How do you do eight shows a week?
16:30So you do one every day, and then two days of the week you do two.
16:33Fuck off.
16:34That's insane.
16:35Wait, you do one every day?
16:36So Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, two on Thursday, Friday, two on Saturday.
16:41Where are you performing?
16:42Where in the West End?
16:44Lion King, Sigma. I didn't even watch that.
16:46Like, they come out into the crowd with, like, the big fucking...
16:48What did they come through the crowd with?
16:49There's, like, a fake rhino, there's a fake elephant, there's, like, giraffes.
16:53They put boys on, like, stilts, you've got to, like, walk, like...
16:56Do you get on the stilts?
16:57No, I was... I was the back of the rhino.
17:00It's the rhino's arse.
17:02I was the rhino's arse.
17:04How many people makes up the rhino?
17:06Two.
17:08You told me you were Simba.
17:09I played Simba as well, I did both.
17:11Big difference, man.
17:13I did both.
17:13Imagine inviting a bird to come watch you take who you play.
17:16Yeah, you never see.
17:17Also, no one sees you, you're just under the rhino.
17:19No, so, like, yeah, how do you think he saw it and was, like, recognise this arse.
17:24It's like a big costume and you put your, on your, so you get into it and your head, so
17:27you're sticking out of it.
17:28Can you do your rhino walk?
17:29No.
17:30It says you're that.
17:32What, there's someone in front of you as well?
17:35No, but I...
17:41How the fuck did you get this job?
17:43Audition for rhino's arse.
17:45What else?
17:45Just the rhino.
17:46There's got to be other roles as well.
17:47Excuse me, once you play rhino, how can you play anything else?
17:50You start as a rhino, then you're, like, a bit of grass.
17:55You're joking.
17:56Bro, I thought you'd come out, like, dancing.
17:58I'm not seeing that.
17:59I didn't realise.
18:00I pretend to be grass.
18:01He does this.
18:02Does anyone have to be a tree?
18:04Huh?
18:04Does anyone have to be a tree?
18:05I have to be a plant at one point, yeah.
18:08He's like, yeah, it's really hard on the feet.
18:10Eight shows a week, boys, of this.
18:14I played the tree once.
18:16All of the viewers raved about my extremely wooden performance.
18:24Lola can count on her hand a number of times Sean has kissed her,
18:27only she's finding it a little difficult to do.
18:30Do you know what?
18:31When I count, like, one, two, three, I can't do it like normal.
18:34I have to do, like, one, two, three, four, five.
18:36One, two, three, four, five.
18:37What?
18:38You are so surprising.
18:40I can't do it.
18:40Like, count normally.
18:42You can't go one, two, three, four, five.
18:44No, I can't do that.
18:44One, two, three.
18:45Do this.
18:46Yeah, one, two, three, four.
18:47Can you not do this?
18:49No, because I can't lift that thing about putting the baby one up.
18:51Do you know what I can do?
18:53No, I know.
18:55There she is.
18:57Isn't that cool?
18:58That's really trippy.
18:59That's crazy.
19:00You need to do it in the talent show.
19:01Hi, guys.
19:02So, my talent today is making waves with my hands.
19:05I can meow and do goat noises at the time.
19:07This kitten noise.
19:08This kitten noise is unreal.
19:10That's good, isn't it?
19:13Most of all.
19:14That's weird, isn't it?
19:15Gail, you've got a bag of fucking hidden talent.
19:17I'm so jealous, Gail.
19:18Can you do it?
19:19Um, meow.
19:21That's quite good.
19:21I'd like a grown cat.
19:23Meow.
19:24I can only do that again.
19:26I can't do a normal cat.
19:28Mine's like a newborn kitten.
19:29Meow.
19:30Meow.
19:31Meow.
19:32I hate pointing the finger at Islanders for their quirks and oddities, but on this occasion,
19:36I'm making an exception.
19:44Obviously, when you get a bunch of Love Island boys together, the first thing they're going
19:47to talk about are hand jobs.
19:49You know that thing in the gym, the little squeeze thing, just all the time.
19:53I'm ready for this guy.
19:55Turn your hands a little.
19:56Send me in.
19:56Do you actually do hand modeling?
19:58No, I used to.
19:58It was like the first time I had off to school.
20:00I actually had to audition for my hand modeling.
20:03What?
20:04I had to go and hold the McDonald's burger.
20:07No way.
20:08You're taking the beer.
20:09You're having me.
20:10I know.
20:10There's no way.
20:11Do they wear gloves whilst they wait?
20:14Do they really look after their hands?
20:15What, me?
20:15The other models, yeah.
20:16No, I don't know.
20:17Is there anything you have to do?
20:18Like, put a special cream on them or anything?
20:20No, they do it all for you.
20:21They, like, tidy them up and stuff like that.
20:23Really?
20:23So does that mean you can't go gym around for calluses and stuff like that?
20:26Do they like any of that stuff?
20:27Do you know?
20:27I didn't really do much gym back then.
20:29I don't know.
20:29But, yeah, I'm very sensitive to, like, calluses and stuff.
20:32I try not to get them.
20:33Yeah.
20:33I've got them, to be fair.
20:34I said to my mate, I can't do this anymore.
20:36And he's like, come on, stop being such a fucking wimp.
20:40You and your stupid hands.
20:43I'm like, hey, I need to protect these, all right?
20:45One day they might come in handy.
20:47I suspect, Lorenzo, once all this Love Island fame blows over,
20:51you'll be back to handling Big Macs for a living once again.
21:00Opie's dancing has become a viral sensation.
21:02Look, he's already got over three followers.
21:04From the start, you're stepping around with your right leg.
21:07Skip.
21:08Click.
21:08Click.
21:09Click.
21:09Click.
21:10Click.
21:10Click.
21:11Very good.
21:12From there, you bring your feet together.
21:14So, boom.
21:15Boom.
21:15Boom.
21:16Boom.
21:16Boom.
21:17Boom.
21:17Boom.
21:18Boom.
21:18Boom.
21:18Boom.
21:18Boom.
21:19Boom.
21:29Just half them again.
21:31Right and turn two.
21:33And then the hats.
21:34Go, go, go, go.
21:35Jesus.
21:36And we go.
21:36Five, six, five, six, seven we go.
21:40Three, two, three, four.
21:41Five, six, seven, eight, ten, twelve, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
21:46Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
21:50Whoo, hoo, hoo, hoo.
21:52Hey, hoo, hoo, hoo.
21:54It's locked in.
21:56Yay.
21:56Spectacular.
21:57Thank you!
21:59That was good, right? That was good.
22:07Occasionally I wonder how any of this lot are going to find love.
22:10Some of them can barely find their own two feet.
22:13Has anyone sat on my phone? Is there a phone where you're sat?
22:17No.
22:18OK, well, I've lost my phone again. How do I do this?
22:20Like, how is it lost? I don't understand.
22:22Is it not on charge?
22:23No, I literally had it, I swear. I took it off.
22:26Oh, my God.
22:28OK, right, what the hell?
22:30How did I have it and now I don't?
22:36Prima, is that your phone, babe?
22:38No, this is mine.
22:39Oh, where the hell is mine?
22:42Can someone ring my phone? Like, can someone ring my phone?
22:45Did you have it outside, Yaz?
22:47No, I literally have just had it, I just took it off track.
22:50What about the bathroom, hon?
22:51I don't think I've been in the bathroom, I feel like I've just been in here with it.
22:55Is this your phone?
22:56Oh, my God, this is your phone.
22:57Oh, my God.
22:58I've just been taking pictures on your fucking phone.
23:00No, your phone, babe.
23:00Where the fuck is my phone, then?
23:02Oh, God.
23:04Oh, shock it would be me to lose mine.
23:06Oh, I love taking pics.
23:08I assume.
23:09I literally love it.
23:10Wait, Yaz, was I taking pics on your phone, then?
23:12Yeah, I think so.
23:13Hello.
23:15I literally, it literally said Priya on it a minute ago.
23:18Nah, something's going wrong in here.
23:21Oh, Javs, is that my phone or is that yours?
23:22That's mine.
23:23For fuck's sake.
23:25I'm so confused.
23:27Maybe you should get it blocked, Yazmin.
23:29Whoever has it could be doing anything with it as we speak.
23:34Oh.
23:36Who's phone is this?
23:37Ah, whoops.
23:57Welcome back to part three of Love Island Unseen Bed.
24:00All I'm getting there is not lying to me.
24:04Where all that glitters is not bling.
24:06Her little kiss ting got my bling bling wearing pearls. That's my thing thing
24:15The classwork is pretty shiny too. Oh my god, I can see myself fully in the reflection
24:20Do you think I look like Matisha Adams when I do my hair?
24:22No, I always look good. I know that we have no time for umming and ahhing
24:35Okay, maybe a tiny bit of umming, but hats off to them I say as they get down to a
24:41beat entirely of their own making
24:49Get that fuck out my bed and occasionally find themselves as the butt of the joke, but no guys this
24:55is actually really hard
24:59Yeah, but surely that's the front there right now in the back
25:03Is it a little bit more to it if you're at the back? Yeah, it's got a sway
25:07It's like it's like this see like here, and it's like and your head is sticking out
25:12But people see you yeah, you can see your head. Oh you can see head
25:15I thought you were just stuck up in like someone's office, but let's do the elephant. That's how we all
25:18go. Yes, but you're just doing this
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32:15As Robin strutted at the Villa for the final time, the problem of an insect in her bikini was eclipsed
32:19by the stone in her shoe.
32:24These boots are not mean for walking!
32:26Sorry to hear your boots are rubbing, Robin, but at least there's no wasps swarming around your bits. The Villa
32:32won't have the same buzz without you.
32:37Yeah.
32:39Since Opie started his unseen dance classes, ratings have gone through the roof, so here's another.
32:45A one, a two, a one, two, three, four.
32:48Four clicks, yeah, right leg forward. You're gonna go one, two, three, four, five, six, seven. From there, gonna go
32:55right arm, left arm, then right leg's coming out, right leg, then change it to left leg. That's it.
33:02That's so odd.
33:03They're all watching.
33:05Give us some love, come on.
33:08Here we go. Six, seven.
33:10Do you wanna see it girls, yeah?
33:12Yeah!
33:13Guys, turn around and put ball jack in his mouth.
33:15We're still learning, we're still learning, so let's go one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, and a bum, bum,
33:23dig a bum, dig a bum.
33:24I feel like a mum.
33:28Oh, shit!
33:30From the top we'll go nice and slow, nice and slow.
33:32Five, six, seven, and an eight.
33:35Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
33:39Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
33:46Yeah!
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35:07afterwards good luck
35:30you're watching love island unseen bits and we're going out why i
35:35like what club are we going to we're going to newcastle we're going to the tune going to it's
35:42gonna be smashing bonnie lad oh obi
35:47oppa i'm totally wild
36:02and i'll turn your world upside down oh and then you're going to jockey and it
36:14but mum's the word my mum says opinions are like arseholes everybody's got one and that's her
36:20instagram bio talking of arseholes only joking cheer up boys why so serious oh it'd be world war six
36:29well we haven't had three yet but yeah but it's just waiting to blow i need to sneeze it's
36:34not funny i've sneezed before oh fuck i'll go a little mad noise i'll go like
36:41but i love sneezing it's one of my favorite things to do
36:54this week after the ate that deep challenge some islanders went off at the deep end
36:58it's being rude now but for it as a chill it's not rude what
37:02aden's a bitch
37:04people need to grow up for her
37:05don't say you're embarrassing and expect not to get told to fuck off
37:09idiot
37:11how did it all go so wrong
37:13all they had to do was slide into the pool
37:15and read a cocktail confession from one of the islanders of the opposite sex
37:19this boy's nightmare partner is someone who loves attention
37:24then find the fact that fits and dash their drink in it
37:29how could anyone get upset by that
37:31so let's dive back to happier times for some unseen bits before the kickoff
37:37boys we're having a warm up we're having a little warm up
37:39ice ice ice ice
37:43right pick a side boys left or right
37:44boys just go like one way around i'll go behind you
37:48yeah just go single line just go single line straight leg kicks boys
37:51yeah i like that i like that
37:54this is so good
37:56sweep
37:57opi is this what you had to do in lion kings
37:59he'll flicks on the way back
38:01can't do it this the shorts are gonna fall off
38:03warm ups are great but i think at least one of the boys wore himself out
38:08ready
38:09oh what the fuck
38:11rip it
38:12ready
38:12it's not working
38:14yes
38:15now let's dive deeper
38:17here are the rounds we didn't have time to show you this week
38:28this boy lied about being ill to someone he was dating to go to a jls concert instead
38:37i think i know who it is
38:37lorenzo
38:38lorenzo loves jls
38:40you don't look like a jls boy to me
38:43oh i think i know who it is
38:51i chose opi because of the dancing it's just giving jls
38:55sam
38:59these girls her
39:00we've got you
39:03come back
39:08that was good that was answer
39:10i was like a flying
39:12this girl has slept with 15 people and faked 14 orgs
39:17oh
39:18that's so chill
39:19I don't know
39:20i feel like girls make it all the time
39:28Oh
39:28You couldn't my trainer
39:31We have faith in you Ellie not much to say that we're shy and one of them is good
39:46Okay, this boy has the initial of a girl he slept with once on his arse cheek
39:51That's Deco Tommy
40:05Yeah, Tommy
40:07I met her on a night out lost a game of rock paper scissors. We've got to follow through on
40:11it. That was the bet
40:12I thought I was gonna win
40:13Get it out
40:14Get it out
40:19It's an M for Mika
40:21I wasn't being serious. I just said M for Mika
40:26My name is Mika and my name starts with an M like hello
40:29I think you'll find hello starts with an H, but let's not argue. We've had enough of that
40:35As every superfan knows the villa is a place packed with well-known iconic locations
40:40The fire pits the mini fire pits the day beds the terrace
40:47But this year the others have messed with the labeling system
40:51So welcome to the Kent Terrace. It's my first time. Are you going up to the Kent Terrace?
40:56Where do you want to go?
40:58Kent Terrace
40:58I didn't make a reservation for the Kent Terrace
41:01I've never been
41:03He's going for the Kent Terrace kiss
41:04It's the Kent Corner
41:06This is the Kent Corner
41:07What a bunch of Kents
41:09It's like this basically Kent on tour in here
41:12You're basically a surrogate Kent alumni at this point
41:17Oh
41:18Alumni?
41:19Yeah
41:19Isn't it Illumi?
41:21No
41:21It's alumni
41:23Oh
41:23There's an end in there
41:25My pronunciation for words is wrong
41:27I thought that pedestrian was Pedestarian
41:30But for years
41:32And I was starting my driving test
41:34And he was like oh no no you can't go there
41:36And I said oh yeah no no because there's obviously Pedestarians there
41:38And he was like there's what?
41:41And I said Pedestarians
41:42That's awful
41:45I bet you did you pass your driving test first time?
41:47First time mate
41:47Yeah you flirted with the instructor
41:50With the
41:51I was only fucking 16 I wasn't as good as it then
41:53I don't know about that
41:55Do you think?
41:56I feel like all girls pass because they just flirt with all of the exam
41:59I've actually got a brain up there though
42:02No I know but I feel like all the girls
42:03I'm very intelligent
42:04Are able to pass straight away because they flirt
42:06Because boys are better drivers than girls
42:08You're on your own on that one Lorenzo
42:10So I'm saying nothing
42:20It's time for
42:24Major Bonanza
42:27I love this
42:28This is my favourite show
42:29Beach up Bonanza
42:30Bonanza
42:31Bonanza
42:31And this week I asked the Islanders what weirds them out?
42:36Things that weird me out
42:38Whales
42:39Not like the country but like the animal
42:41And I find them very daunting
42:44You know Velcro?
42:45The sound of Velcro
42:47It just shocks my ears
42:48And it like sends something into my brain
42:50And it just like
42:51Get that away from me
42:53Do you know what I mean?
42:54Oh you know what them pop socks?
42:56Get them out the door
42:58They need to leave the building immediately
43:01See to be honest I get it
43:03I understand the concept of it right?
43:05But like see when you can see them
43:09Like why are they?
43:10I thought they were meant to be hidden
43:12This girl had it
43:13Oh
43:14She had like earwax in her ear
43:16I just looked next to her
43:17I just saw the earwax looking back at me
43:18It just
43:20So
43:21So
43:22Things that weird me out
43:24Food edition
43:25Yeah something that makes me feel a bit queasy is beans
43:28I'll look at them and
43:30Floating around their little orange sauce
43:31If we're having breakfast together and you've got a plate full of beans
43:34I'll like
43:36I'll slide the menu stand across
43:37So I can't see your plate
43:39Jelly
43:40Disgusting
43:41Why is that even a thing?
43:42If you tried to feed me shepherd's pie
43:45That freaks me out for some reason
43:46Like sloppy, slimy, disgusting
43:48It's weird, I know
43:50It's a three combination thing
43:52So it's milk
43:53I think people who can just drink a pint of milk
43:55It's just a bit psychotic
43:57Bananas
43:58I did hate
43:59For years and years and years bananas
44:01Like I was actually terrified of them
44:03And tuna like
44:04Oh no I don't like tuna in a cow
44:06Oh
44:07A man running
44:09Hell no
44:10Like I can't be seeing a man run
44:12Not that men shouldn't run
44:14If you're an athlete fair enough
44:16Like sprinting about
44:17But like a man jog for something
44:19Like pick something up
44:21I think just walk
44:22When people don't wear socks in their trainers
44:25Raw dogging the trainer
44:28Immediately you know
44:29I don't like to watch a man swim either
44:31I don't know why
44:32I do not like when people do mirror selfies
44:34But they stand like dead upright
44:36Don't even look like real people
44:37Just a man doing laps
44:40I just
44:41I think pack it in
44:42Like that makes me feel really uncomfortable
44:44And they're just
44:49Come back next week for some more
44:52Beee
44:53Chuck Meranda
44:58Last night we saw the dramatic dumping of Opie and Victoria
45:02Victoria
45:02Victoria and Opie
45:03You and your fellow islanders decided you have the weakest connection
45:09Therefore you have been dumped from the island
45:11Please pack your bags and say goodbye
45:14I don't know about you
45:15I don't know about you
45:15But I think Opie's been getting a bad rap in the villa
45:17I mean sorry
45:18Doing a bad rap
45:19Yeah
45:20One two
45:21One two
45:22One two
45:22One two
45:23It's my final night
45:25In the love island villa
45:27Yeah
45:28It's been real fun
45:29Ha
45:30It's been a killer
45:32Yeah
45:32I'm feeling real sad
45:34Gonna miss you boys
45:36We'll do this for life
45:38Cause we are
45:39Boys
45:44Opie
45:44Opie
45:45Opie
45:46Opie
45:47Opie
45:47See you all next time
45:49But not you two
45:50Bye
45:51Bye
45:52I'm
45:55Oh
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45:58I'm
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