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Models vs. Werewolves🐺🐺
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00:00:02This place does not look like any of the photos online.
00:00:05The energy in the country is magic!
00:00:07Do they even have Wi-Fi?
00:00:08How am I gonna post?
00:00:09The less city lights we have around us, the stronger our connection to the moon.
00:00:17Huh?
00:00:18What was that?
00:00:19That was a beautiful sign from the universe.
00:00:21Can't we just take shots now?
00:00:29Girls?
00:00:30No!
00:00:31What?
00:00:32Why?
00:00:34And I made you some cookies, too!
00:00:37Are they vegan?
00:00:40I think it was a werewolf.
00:00:43Ooh, yeah.
00:00:44Growl at me, Daddy.
00:00:45I like it.
00:00:47I couldn't find a birthday gift by the time I left in her hand sanitizer spray.
00:00:50I really am gonna die.
00:00:52I got your birthday gift.
00:00:53Growl!
00:01:02This place does not look like any of the photos online.
00:01:05The energy in the country is magic!
00:01:07Do they even have Wi-Fi?
00:01:09How am I gonna post?
00:01:10The less city lights we have around us, the stronger our connection to the moon.
00:01:17Huh?
00:01:18What was that?
00:01:19That was a beautiful sign from the universe.
00:01:21Can't we just take shots now?
00:01:29Girls?
00:01:30No!
00:01:31What?
00:01:32Why?
00:01:35And I made you some cookies, too!
00:01:37Are they vegan?
00:01:40I think it was a werewolf.
00:01:43Ooh, yeah.
00:01:44Growl at me, Daddy.
00:01:45I like it.
00:01:48I couldn't find a birthday gift, but I found my lavender hand sanitizer spray.
00:01:51I really am gonna die.
00:01:52Go on!
00:01:52Yeah, you're going to die!
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00:02:46Are you sure this is the right address?
00:02:49Yeah, this is it.
00:02:51Take care.
00:02:52Bye.
00:02:53Okay.
00:02:55Thanks.
00:03:00If you can hear me, I'm outside.
00:03:03I can't hear you.
00:03:05What?
00:03:07No, I have, like, no service here.
00:03:10Grace, is that you, Doodle?
00:03:12Hello?
00:03:14Hello?
00:03:16Grace?
00:03:17I can't hear you.
00:03:19Grace, hello?
00:03:20Are you there?
00:03:20I can't hear you.
00:03:21Yes, yes, I can hear you.
00:03:23I'm going to lose you in a second, I think.
00:03:25Hello?
00:03:25Where are you guys?
00:03:27Grace!
00:03:27Oh, my God!
00:03:28Grace!
00:03:29I'm in the middle of fucking nowhere here!
00:03:31OMG!
00:03:31Are you actually there?
00:03:33OMG!
00:03:34Yes, yes, yes, I'm fucking here.
00:03:36Where are you guys?
00:03:37What?
00:03:38It's fucking tomorrow, girl!
00:03:41What?
00:03:41It's tomorrow!
00:03:43It's all in the email!
00:03:44Check in is tomorrow!
00:03:46Hello?
00:03:47Goodies?
00:03:48What the fuck am I going to do?
00:03:50Get a Waymo back to a Holiday Inn or something!
00:03:53You need to...
00:03:54Hello?
00:03:54Hello?
00:03:54It's tomorrow on...
00:03:56OMFGD.
00:03:57Fuck.
00:04:00No!
00:04:02No!
00:04:04No!
00:04:05No!
00:04:06No!
00:04:18No!
00:04:19No!
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00:04:21No!
00:04:22No!
00:04:28Oh, my God.
00:04:53No!
00:05:22No!
00:05:35Ladies and gentlemen, here comes the drama, drama, drama queen.
00:05:48Listen up like you should, I'm so hot, I'm so good, I'm coming at ya, coming for ya.
00:05:56I don't need no good deed, I'm exactly what you need, I'm looking at ya, looking at ya.
00:06:04Cause I'm fearless, a sharp princess, I'm a sweet, I'm a drama queen.
00:06:12Yeah, I'm going steady, I'm hot and ready, I'm 18 and I'm drum, drum, drama queen.
00:06:19Yeah, yeah, yeah, ooh-ooh, yeah, yeah, ooh-ooh, yeah, yeah, ooh-ooh, yeah, yeah, ooh-ooh, yeah, yeah, ooh
00:06:28-ooh, yeah, yeah, ooh-ooh, yeah, yeah, ooh-ooh, yeah, yeah, ooh-ooh, yeah, yeah, ooh-ooh, yeah, yeah, ooh
00:06:32-ooh, yeah, yeah, ooh-ooh, yeah, yeah, ooh-ooh, yeah, yeah, ooh-ooh, yeah, yeah, ooh-ooh, yeah, yeah, ooh
00:06:33-ooh, yeah, yeah, ooh-ooh, yeah, yeah, ooh-ooh, yeah, yeah, ooh-ooh, yeah, yeah, ooh-ooh, yeah, yeah, ooh
00:06:34-ooh, yeah, yeah, ooh-ooh, yeah, yeah, ooh-ooh, yeah, yeah, ooh-ooh, yeah, yeah, ooh-ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
00:06:34ooh-ooh, yeah, yeah, ooh-ooh, yeah, yeah, ooh-ooh, yeah, yeah
00:06:48No, just a lot of swimsuits, snacks, the usual.
00:06:51Okay, sure.
00:06:53I don't know if this is going to fit, babe.
00:06:56Let's try it.
00:06:57I think if we, like...
00:06:59Push it down.
00:07:00Okay, okay, please.
00:07:01You bitches better not crush my Dyson air wrap.
00:07:04No, it's fine.
00:07:05It's literally fine.
00:07:06Shit, what was that crunch?
00:07:08I will kill you.
00:07:09I will kill you.
00:07:10It's fine.
00:07:11It's literally fine.
00:07:11Can we do it, please?
00:07:12It's fucking freezing out here.
00:07:14Honey, it's fucking 70 degrees out here.
00:07:16Please.
00:07:17Tips on making a bunch of suitcases fit in a car?
00:07:22Where's Nellie?
00:07:23Well, if she doesn't show up quick, her shit's not going to fit and she's not coming.
00:07:27All right.
00:07:29Oh, wait, there we go.
00:07:30Perfect.
00:07:31Never mind.
00:07:31Good job.
00:07:36Sorry, I had to get that last tape in for Fashion Week.
00:07:38You just sent it in.
00:07:40I literally sent mine in like two weeks ago.
00:07:42I was busy.
00:07:43God, I am so fucking excited for this.
00:07:45I know.
00:07:46Oh, I'm before the runway storm.
00:07:48I know.
00:07:49Well, then, let's get in the fucking car.
00:07:54Woo!
00:07:58Hey!
00:07:59Holy fuck.
00:08:04Hey!
00:08:07Ew!
00:08:08What?
00:08:08I'm doing so hard.
00:08:09Hey, he was so cool.
00:08:11So hard.
00:08:12Ah!
00:08:13Ah!
00:08:13Ah!
00:08:14Ah!
00:08:14Ah!
00:08:17Are we there yet?
00:08:18I cannot feel my ass.
00:08:20I've been sitting here for so long.
00:08:22Ah!
00:08:22Hailey, move your leg.
00:08:24Okay.
00:08:25You need people in this car.
00:08:26Can I just get out?
00:08:27Can I stop, please?
00:08:28I just want to pee.
00:08:30Please don't tell me this is it.
00:08:34Ah!
00:08:35The energy in the country is magic.
00:08:38Very, very healing.
00:08:39I have a feeling this week it's going to be great for us.
00:08:42Oh my god.
00:08:43This place does not look like any of the photos online.
00:08:46Did we get catfished?
00:08:48Yeah, we're in the middle of fucking nowhere.
00:08:51Do they even have Wi-Fi?
00:08:53How am I going to post?
00:08:56That's the point, you guys.
00:08:58The less city lights we have around us, the stronger our connection to the moon.
00:09:02And besides, I know you guys don't like tarot, but I did a reading and I drew the four of
00:09:10cups.
00:09:11Uh, uh, which means that if we manifest correctly, the moon can gift us with something big.
00:09:22It could even be life-changing for some of us.
00:09:24Come on, let's go.
00:09:25Let's go.
00:09:26Come on, we got it.
00:09:27You got it, babe?
00:09:28You got it, babe.
00:09:29Yeah, I got it.
00:09:31Okay, here, here, I got you.
00:09:33Thank you, sweet girl.
00:09:42Um, what the fuck?
00:09:44Ew.
00:09:47Come on, you guys, it's not that bad.
00:09:50Okay, what in the hell is that noise?
00:09:54Great.
00:09:56There's no power.
00:09:58That noise you hear, yeah, that is the fucking generator.
00:10:01What's a generator?
00:10:04Um, I think, like, homeless encampment.
00:10:10Oh, my God, I don't know.
00:10:11It's fine.
00:10:12Guys, we're gonna make the best of it.
00:10:13It's still gonna be a really good time, okay?
00:10:15Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:10:17Where are you going?
00:10:20I'm gonna go claim that weird little guest house in the back,
00:10:24because I don't want to sleep with any of you bitches.
00:10:26Are you kidding me?
00:10:27No.
00:10:28Okay, well, we have a little girly pop dinner meet-up in 10.
00:10:31Okay, 10.
00:10:32Okay.
00:10:35All right, guys, find your room.
00:10:36I want that one.
00:10:37I'll take that one.
00:10:39Hey, everyone.
00:10:40It's your girl, Hales.
00:10:41I just wanted to give you a quick update on our moon manifestation ritual daycare.
00:10:46So far, so good.
00:10:46We had such a great time getting here.
00:10:48It's giving, like, rustic chic.
00:10:50But in a good way, you know?
00:10:52Like, saddle up.
00:10:53So just wanted to update you guys.
00:10:55We're gonna have a really big night tonight.
00:10:56So, yeah, we'll see you later.
00:10:58Mwah!
00:11:26You know what I mean, though?
00:11:27No, but I just really don't know anymore.
00:11:29What are you guys wearing?
00:11:30What are you guys wearing?
00:11:31Mwah!
00:11:32Mwah!
00:11:32Mwah!
00:11:32Mwah!
00:11:34Mwah!
00:11:57Mwah!
00:11:58Hey, why don't you do that?
00:12:01It's Langer's tequila or bust, babe.
00:12:04Take it, take it, and drink it.
00:12:08Okay, cute.
00:12:08Does everyone have one?
00:12:09Yes.
00:12:09Okay, bitches, a toast to all my girlies, a much-needed baddie trip.
00:12:16We're gonna recharge, get back to nature, connect, but most of all, get all the content you need.
00:12:25And, and, most, most of all, connecting our energy with the moon.
00:12:31Tonight's full moon happens once every 500 years, so it's really important that we stay grounded, passionate, open, and connected
00:12:37to all the gifts it's gonna send us tonight.
00:12:39Aww, I love that!
00:12:41But most importantly, looking and feeling absolutely fucking hot!
00:12:46Yay!
00:12:48Fucking sluts!
00:12:49Hot, bitches!
00:12:50Oh!
00:12:52Oh!
00:12:54Oh!
00:12:54Oh!
00:12:55Oh!
00:12:55Strong girl!
00:12:56That was insane.
00:12:57Ew, ew!
00:12:58Oh!
00:12:59Zoom hi!
00:13:00You okay?
00:13:01Present.
00:13:02Okay, girls, so anyway, here's the game plan.
00:13:04We have, what, five, ten minutes, maybe nine exactly, to go do your thing, go do your thing,
00:13:09go to the bathroom, decompress, get ready, put on your face, new fit, maybe?
00:13:12We'll go do the moon manifestation ritual, and then we'll have a cunt dinner.
00:13:16Oh, great.
00:13:17Um, can I at least have an hour for my hair?
00:13:21It's fallen.
00:13:22Just, it's fine, babe.
00:13:24But one last rule for this trip, no men.
00:13:30And I'm looking at you, Nikki, okay?
00:13:32You are not bringing your boy toys here to do all that weird shit with their dicks and ass.
00:13:37Like, I just, we're not doing it.
00:13:39Which one?
00:13:40Hey.
00:13:41I'm just saying.
00:13:42Okay, okay.
00:13:43I promise.
00:13:46Oh, girls.
00:13:50Girls?
00:13:51It's Judith Barnard-Dixon.
00:13:55Ladies?
00:13:56Who the fuck is Judith Barnard-Dixon?
00:13:59I'm your Airbnb host.
00:14:02Best Airbnb host in the canyon.
00:14:07Hello.
00:14:08Hello.
00:14:09Oh.
00:14:10Oh.
00:14:10Hi.
00:14:11Hi.
00:14:12Oh, my.
00:14:13You girls are so pretty.
00:14:16Hi.
00:14:16So are you.
00:14:18Well, thank you, sweetie.
00:14:20Well, I just wanted to pop by and wish you all a really great stay.
00:14:29So is everything going well here?
00:14:32You have everything you need?
00:14:34Yeah.
00:14:34Yeah?
00:14:35How about some handsome men?
00:14:39Are there any around here?
00:14:41Not since I dumped him in 89.
00:14:48Well, I won't take up any more of your time.
00:14:51But if there's anything you need, my number's right there on the fridge.
00:14:55Thanks.
00:14:56Also, Judith, I noticed that the photos online look very different than the place.
00:15:02Uh, yes.
00:15:04My grandson plugged them into AI.
00:15:07Just a little spruce up, you know.
00:15:09Oh, yeah.
00:15:10Slightly.
00:15:12Yeah.
00:15:13Yeah.
00:15:13Okay.
00:15:14Well, oh, I might be back at some point to bring you some fresh towels.
00:15:21So, um, please give me a super host five star, you know, rating.
00:15:27Yeah.
00:15:27You got it.
00:15:28Yeah.
00:15:29Absolutely.
00:15:30Five stars.
00:15:31Oh.
00:15:32God bless you all.
00:15:35Remember, five stars, okay?
00:15:38Five stars.
00:15:46Bye.
00:15:46Bye.
00:15:48Okay, good.
00:15:49Let's go.
00:15:50Come on.
00:15:50Come on.
00:15:51Stop.
00:15:51Stop manifesting.
00:15:53She's familiar.
00:15:54She's fine.
00:15:58Let me see you.
00:15:59Oh.
00:16:01Oh.
00:16:07Oh.
00:16:13Oh.
00:16:16Oh.
00:16:18Oh.
00:16:19Oh.
00:16:36Oh, powerful moon, fullest moon of the century, please provide us with safety, healing, positive
00:16:45energy and protection over this next cosmic cycle. Elaine, okay, look, I'm sorry, I just,
00:16:52we're literally inside on a bed, there's no moonlight coming in here, I just don't really
00:16:56see how this is gonna play. Haley, that was the best one, now we're gonna have to start
00:17:01all over. I'm sorry, I just want it to be good for you. Yes, okay, I checked with my guru
00:17:06in Miami and he said that we'd be able to feel it. Okay, all right, sorry. I asked ChatGPT
00:17:10and it said the same thing too. Okay. Okay, well, do we, like, look cute at least? Yeah,
00:17:15um. You guys are giving? Yeah, uh, actually, Nikki, if you want to, like, lean forward just
00:17:20a bit, I think the girlies would show a little better. Oh. Um. Better? Yes, much better.
00:17:29Okay, are you guys ready? Yeah. Good evening, my beautiful followers, and welcome to our full
00:17:37moon ritual. If you don't already, make sure you follow my beautiful sisters, I'll tag them
00:17:42below. But for now, grab your sage sticks and join us for our final ceremony. We'll start
00:17:49with a deep cleansing breath. Oh, powerful moon, the fullest moon of the century. Please provide
00:18:01us with safety, healing, positive energy, and protection over this next cosmic cycle. And
00:18:18I manifest wealth. I manifest beauty. And I manifest eternal safety for us all. Oh. What was that?
00:18:34Girls, do you know what that was? That was a beautiful sign from the universe. She's listening
00:18:43to us. Yay! And that concludes our ceremony. Thank you all for joining. Bye! Bye! Bye!
00:18:55Okay, that was it. We so got it. We so got it on that one. You guys, that sounded like
00:18:59coyotes,
00:19:00like a lot of them. Can't we just take shots now? Literally, yes. I want that so bad. Yeah, I'm
00:19:05done.
00:19:05Okay, we got it. Let's go. So cute. It's so good. It's perfect. Okay, tag us.
00:19:22Oh, shit. Your abs are actually cutting me. Is it good? Oh my God. Yes! Yes! Yes!
00:19:30Bitch, you look out! Okay, just plop your abs a little bit. Like this. Yes! Oh, bitch! Yes!
00:19:39It's so hot. Look at the place. It's good. It's so good. So good. Oh, cute. Is it cute? Yes!
00:19:47So hot. So hot. You got it. So hot. So hot. I mean, I'm like...
00:19:48Get like four more. No, it's so sick. It might be abs. Oh, that's so good.
00:19:53Guys, our video already has 5,000 likes. 5,000? That's insane. So your whole moon thing actually worked?
00:19:59Yeah. Nikki, you reposted it, right? I didn't check yet. I did. Nikki, did you repost it? Nikki?
00:20:05Hello? Earth's to Nikki. Nikki, did you repost the video? Hello?
00:20:12Nikki! What? Jesus. Did you re-share the video?
00:20:17Yeah, I'm doing it right now. Okay. Who are you texting?
00:20:22What? Bitch, you heard me. Just one of my subs from OnlyFans. He's a Saudi prince.
00:20:31Oh! Ew. What the fuck? I just... I don't really know how you could do that.
00:20:39What, OnlyFans? Yeah. I made like 20 grand in one month. That's how.
00:20:4520 grand? What the hell are you showing on there? Almost nothing. Almost nothing. It's only fee picks.
00:20:54The occasional bikini pick. Whatever. It's free money.
00:20:59You should try it sometime now. I got the tits for it.
00:21:04No, no. Not me. I'm not really into that kind of thing.
00:21:08She's too pure. I'm not pure.
00:21:14Oh, okay. Fine. Fine. Fine. Fine. Oh. Cheers.
00:21:21Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Oh. Okay. Fine. Maybe I'm a little pure.
00:21:33Well, I, for one, am unpure and proud. And, um, I'm signing off.
00:21:41Wait. Where the hell are you going?
00:21:43I have content to make. Seriously? Now? This night's supposed to be about togetherness.
00:21:50No, seriously. You can't leave. Listen. I have a guy from Saudi Arabia who is paying my rent
00:21:56in full every single month. And all I have to do is send him one foot pic a day.
00:22:01That's insane. I know. Fair enough. Thank you.
00:22:05Okay. I love you all. And I will see you in the morning.
00:22:09Bye. Love you.
00:22:12Guys, don't kill me, but I think I'm going to call at night, too. I just want to go on
00:22:17a quick jog to burn off the pizza.
00:22:18Wait. Are you kidding me? What the hell is going on? Why do you even want to go for a
00:22:23run right now?
00:22:23It's disgusting out there, and it's, like, freezing.
00:22:26Don't worry. I'll just be on the property, and I have my pepper spray. Just a couple quick sprints, and
00:22:30then I'll go right to bed.
00:22:32Come on. There are going to be more hours. We can take tequila shots and talk shit all we want
00:22:36this whole weekend, I promise.
00:22:39I love you guys. Good night.
00:22:41Good night. Bye.
00:22:43Love you. Be safe. Well, um...
00:22:47Okay. Well, they left, but that doesn't mean that the three of us can't keep the party going, eh?
00:22:54Oh, yeah. Stop!
00:22:56Okay. Okay. Wait. I want to...
00:22:57Oh, again?
00:22:58Mm-hmm. Okay. Yeah. Number what? Eight of the night?
00:23:01Okay. One, three.
00:23:02Okay.
00:23:03Ah!
00:23:05Cheers!
00:23:07Woo!
00:23:08Bitch!
00:23:08Mm-hmm.
00:23:09Shh!
00:23:09Mm-hmm.
00:23:10Mm-hmm.
00:23:21Shh!
00:23:23Ha!
00:23:24Ugh!
00:23:29Oh!
00:24:42Hello?
00:24:43What's up?
00:24:45Hey.
00:24:45How's my favorite ginger snack?
00:24:46Oh, nothing.
00:24:48Just working.
00:24:50Always grinding.
00:24:52I like that.
00:24:55Why don't you come outside?
00:25:00Jake?
00:25:01No.
00:25:02No, no.
00:25:02I told you.
00:25:03Chill.
00:25:04Goddamn.
00:25:05You're so quick to freak out.
00:25:07How the hell did you even find me here?
00:25:09Chill, sexy thing.
00:25:10Chill.
00:25:11Don't you remember when you got too drunk and we had to share our locations with each
00:25:14other in Miami?
00:25:19Oh, right.
00:25:21Get out here and sneak me in.
00:25:24My dick's gonna freeze off.
00:25:26You're so bad.
00:25:28But you love it.
00:25:29And you know you do.
00:25:31Now hurry up.
00:25:32Yeah, sometimes.
00:25:34I don't want to be around those cock-blocking witches anyways.
00:25:37Okay, fine.
00:25:38I'll be right there.
00:26:00Jake?
00:26:03Fuck!
00:26:04God, you scared me!
00:26:06Sorry.
00:26:06I couldn't help myself.
00:26:11my little snow angel
00:26:16you like it hell yeah good now take me inside because mama needs to get warmed up me too
00:26:43did you miss me of course i couldn't stop thinking about you down boy down down
00:27:16damn you are so fired
00:27:19little old me
00:27:22yeah
00:27:23i see you standing tall in the midst of force
00:27:28through the middle of smoke of this crowded barn
00:27:32like a baby star
00:27:39can't you glimpse of me
00:27:42want it don't you see
00:27:45i'll take you away
00:27:50there's nothing to say
00:27:53that ass is crazy
00:28:04the girls find you here
00:28:06they'll kill you
00:28:10what we're dying for
00:28:27i don't want to play this game no more
00:28:35i just want to take you to my world
00:28:46so
00:28:47how do you want me
00:28:50from behind
00:28:52not equal
00:28:54come on
00:29:06god you are so good
00:29:11yeah
00:29:13yeah
00:29:13how good
00:29:14perfect
00:29:16yeah
00:29:17say it again
00:29:19you look perfect
00:29:22good boy
00:29:25do you have a condom
00:29:27uh
00:29:28uh what
00:29:29a condom babe
00:29:32do we have to
00:29:35that depends
00:29:36do you want to have sex tonight or do you just want to sit here and talk
00:29:39yeah
00:29:40yeah i got one
00:29:41good
00:29:43hmm
00:29:45what should i do next
00:29:47i want you to take my panties off
00:29:50with your teeth
00:29:53slowly
00:30:03you
00:30:03yeah
00:30:03yeah
00:30:05uh
00:30:13i love it
00:30:15oh yeah
00:30:16i growl at you daddy
00:30:17i like it
00:30:20oh yeah i love it
00:30:23Okay, babe, not that slow.
00:31:06Hello, my little angels.
00:31:08I hope you're having an amazing weekend full of festivities, but most importantly, fitness.
00:31:12I'm on a little night jog, as you can see.
00:31:14I did half a mile sprints, some lunges, and of course, my Tina squats.
00:31:19Anyways, it's a little dark out here and a little freezing, so I'm going to go back inside.
00:31:23But like I always say, there are no days off.
00:31:25I will see you in the morning for the AM stretch video.
00:31:27Bye!
00:31:47Fuck that.
00:31:59I just have to say, the last guy that Nikki brought home was an actual sewer rat.
00:32:06So gross!
00:32:07Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:32:08Okay, so talking about trash or men, whatever, both same thing.
00:32:12Let's do Fuck, Marry, Kill.
00:32:17What?
00:32:18I hate that game.
00:32:19I know, I know.
00:32:20Okay, so we're going to go with a John Cena.
00:32:23Oh.
00:32:24Jake Paul.
00:32:25And a Quentin Tarantino.
00:32:30Okay.
00:32:31Okay.
00:32:32Shoot Jake Paul in the face ten times.
00:32:37And...
00:32:39Fuck Quentin Tarantino and Mary John Cena.
00:32:42Oh.
00:32:43I said it.
00:32:43I said what I said.
00:32:44What?
00:32:45John Cena?
00:32:47It's disgusting.
00:32:48No.
00:32:48I think you would be a gentleman.
00:32:50Ew, I can't.
00:32:51I really...
00:32:52Okay, what about you, Nell?
00:32:53Um, I feel like I agree with Eileen.
00:32:57Obviously, I would shoot Jake Paul square in the face.
00:33:01And...
00:33:02I guess I'd sleep with John Cena and Mary Quentin Tarantino?
00:33:08Kelly.
00:33:09It's so bad.
00:33:11Just like...
00:33:12He is like ten.
00:33:12Okay, it's your turn.
00:33:22Okay, let's go.
00:34:15Where the fuck am I?
00:34:18Where the fuck?
00:34:19Where the fuck?
00:34:23Where the fuck am I?
00:34:26Where the fuck am I?
00:34:29Where the fuck am I?
00:34:32Hello?
00:34:35Hello?
00:34:38Um...
00:34:38Hello, are you there?
00:34:40Sir?
00:34:42Um...
00:34:43Are you there?
00:34:45Hello?
00:34:47Hello?
00:34:49I swear, I didn't see anything.
00:34:52I promise.
00:34:55I didn't see your face.
00:34:58Oh, God.
00:34:59This is so far.
00:35:00I just want to go home.
00:35:02I just want to go home.
00:35:03Please.
00:35:04Oh.
00:35:06If you can hear me...
00:35:09I just want you to know that...
00:35:11Actually, I really love true crime.
00:35:14I think killers are really cool.
00:35:16And I won't tell anyone if you just let me go.
00:35:20Like, I can actually make you super famous.
00:35:22Like, I have a ton of followers and they would love you, I swear.
00:35:31Please.
00:35:32Please!
00:35:34Please!
00:36:13Bop that!
00:36:17That sent me kind of close.
00:36:21Did Tina come back inside?
00:36:24Um, I think so.
00:36:26I heard the door open and close earlier.
00:36:29You sure?
00:36:31Yeah.
00:36:32Yeah, I heard it too.
00:36:34Yeah.
00:36:35Okay.
00:36:36Great.
00:36:36She's probably back, right?
00:36:39Yeah.
00:36:40Yeah.
00:36:40It's fine.
00:36:42It's fine.
00:36:42It's literally a wrap for twirling out there.
00:36:44Me too.
00:36:45Okay.
00:36:46Yeah.
00:36:46Great.
00:36:48Honestly, she's probably bending it down and dirty in the book.
00:36:51Oh my gosh!
00:36:52She likes it.
00:36:53Okay, on that note, Nellie pours some shots!
00:36:56Shots!
00:36:58Shots!
00:36:58Shots!
00:36:59Shots!
00:37:00I know!
00:37:01Ohh!
00:37:07Oh, my God!
00:37:42Oh, my God.
00:38:04Oh, my God.
00:38:55Oh, my God.
00:38:57Oh, my God.
00:38:59Good morning.
00:39:00Oh.
00:39:04You want a shot of Langer's tequila?
00:39:06Oh, my God, bitch.
00:39:09Do not ever say that word to me again.
00:39:14I feel like I'm going to vomit, honestly.
00:39:16Yeah, me too.
00:39:18Do you know what time it is?
00:39:19I have no idea where my phone is.
00:39:21Yeah, I can't find mine either.
00:39:23I think the stove clock says it's 2 p.m.
00:39:29Oh, I say 2 p.m.
00:39:32I think I'm going to die.
00:39:34What time does your phone say?
00:39:35I don't know.
00:39:36I think it's inside or something.
00:39:38How much did we drink last night?
00:39:39A lot.
00:39:41I can't believe all the pizza I ate.
00:39:44You want some eggs?
00:39:46Okay.
00:39:47Are those vegan?
00:39:48Girl, you literally drank, what, an entire liter of tequila last night and had 6 or 7 slices of jalapeno
00:39:55pepperoni.
00:39:55I don't think it matters where the egg came from.
00:39:57Ugh, don't remind me.
00:40:01Oh, fuck.
00:40:03Jesus!
00:40:05Bitch, are you okay?
00:40:06I do not feel good.
00:40:10The sun is killing me.
00:40:13You don't look good either.
00:40:19I mean, you're always pretty, but...
00:40:22Yeah, okay, I know I look like shit.
00:40:25Okay, um, do you know where Tina is?
00:40:28Who?
00:40:29Tina, your best friend since, like, forever?
00:40:34Yeah.
00:40:37Yeah, I'm gonna go back to bed for a while.
00:40:39Well, let us know if you want us to wake your-
00:40:41No!
00:40:44No.
00:40:45Okay.
00:40:52What the fuck?
00:41:00Do you think it's COVID?
00:41:02It's definitely something.
00:41:04Okay, well, I can't get sick.
00:41:05I have a Mimu casting next week.
00:41:06Oh my god, love!
00:41:08I have some immune defense organic elderberry pills in my purse if you want some.
00:41:11Yeah, totally.
00:41:12Like, I was, like, a little bit of bloating, but...
00:41:13Okay, fuck no.
00:41:14It's worth it.
00:41:16This entire trip is turning out to be a disaster.
00:41:19No, it's not.
00:41:19We just need to manifest better.
00:41:21She's right.
00:41:22We just need to, you know, take it all in and just make the best of the vacay.
00:41:26I'm gonna check on Tina and see where she is.
00:41:29You're a bee.
00:41:30That's the spirit.
00:41:32Oh my god.
00:41:34This is so good.
00:41:36You want some more?
00:41:37I made tons of them.
00:41:38Oh my god.
00:41:39What have you put in this?
00:41:41Nothing, really.
00:41:43Salt, pepper, cook them in butter.
00:41:47Butter?
00:41:48Yeah.
00:41:51What?
00:41:52Are you trying to kill me?
00:41:53What?
00:41:53Oh my god.
00:41:54What is wrong with you?
00:41:55It's just butter.
00:41:57Oh my god.
00:41:57I don't see the problem.
00:41:59Oh, butter?
00:42:00Yeah.
00:42:01What?
00:42:03Okay, so Tina's not in her room.
00:42:05Did we know that she came back last night?
00:42:07Yeah.
00:42:08We were kind of blacked out.
00:42:09But where else would she be?
00:42:11Can we try calling her?
00:42:11Nobody has a phone.
00:42:12Okay, don't get snippy with me.
00:42:14I just had butter.
00:42:15This is not a time I can handle anything but positivity.
00:42:17Okay, maybe she went on another run.
00:42:20You guys are right.
00:42:20This is turning into a total disaster.
00:42:22I mean, we've slept basically the whole day away.
00:42:25It's gonna be nighttime soon.
00:42:26We've got one friend missing.
00:42:27One friend who has COVID or something.
00:42:30This is just...
00:42:31Oh god.
00:42:32No, look.
00:42:33Okay, Nikki, that bitch is built like a tank.
00:42:35She's gonna be fine.
00:42:36And Tina, she's getting shredded out there.
00:42:38It's okay.
00:42:39And look, all three of us, A-okay.
00:42:41Yeah, A-okay minus being horrifically hungover.
00:42:45Okay, let's switch up the vibe.
00:42:47Maybe go inside, do some face masks, watch a movie.
00:42:51Maybe...
00:42:52You can choose.
00:42:53Really?
00:42:53Okay.
00:42:54I mean, I was watching TikTok the other day and they were advertising this one called
00:42:58Trancers.
00:42:58It's supposed to be like cute, kinda weird, super retro vibes.
00:43:01Okay, I love old movies.
00:43:03That's like from the 90s.
00:43:04Oh.
00:43:05Oh, so like elder.
00:43:06Wow.
00:43:07Yeah.
00:43:08But I love a black and white movie.
00:43:10Oh.
00:43:10Yeah?
00:43:10Okay.
00:43:11I'm down.
00:43:11Yeah.
00:43:12Yeah.
00:43:12Okay.
00:43:13Cool.
00:43:14Let's go.
00:43:15Switch up the vibes.
00:43:16We're fine.
00:43:17Yeah.
00:43:17We'll clean that up later.
00:43:20Oh.
00:43:38Hello?
00:43:40Jake, where are you?
00:43:42Jake?
00:43:44Where are you?
00:43:47Jake?
00:43:48Where are you?
00:43:50Please.
00:43:54Please.
00:43:55Please.
00:43:56Please.
00:43:59Please.
00:44:00Please.
00:44:00Please.
00:44:01Please.
00:44:02Please.
00:44:02Help me.
00:44:03Help!
00:44:03Come on in!
00:44:06No!
00:44:07Come any closer!
00:44:08Please!
00:44:09No!
00:44:10No!
00:44:11No, no, no, no, no!
00:44:13No!
00:44:14Let go.
00:44:39you doing dry hairs for squids
00:44:44get it I mean every day no I want for oh why for you have to be with a man
00:45:02to
00:45:02have a kid Nellie okay two months ago guys he's a transfer
00:45:36this is why I'm a Jew
00:45:44you guys I've been too long without my phone I don't think I can watch movies
00:45:47without it anymore same okay well maybe one of us could go get it 100% oh
00:45:59please oh okay fine I will go look thank you
00:46:07you're Jewish yes bitch we do Shabbat at my house all the time
00:46:40can't believe this movie's in color yeah I thought it was the 90s like they only had radio
00:46:45guys I can't find your phones anywhere what I looked everywhere they're not
00:46:51here what the fuck okay is Tina fucking with us oh what with us I mean I don't
00:46:57know okay well where is she it's pitch black out okay why don't I go outside
00:47:02and look for her all right you do that I do it for you okay luck be safe I mean
00:47:13she's
00:47:13been running for like 18 hours she's just really healthy Tina Tina Tina Tina
00:47:32where is she Tina Tina are you here
00:47:50me
00:48:12What the fuck?
00:48:34Okay, we need to get the fuck out of here now.
00:48:39Girls, there is a fucking serial killer outside, okay?
00:48:42We need to go, we need to get in the car, get the fuck out of here.
00:48:45Tina, what the fuck is happening?
00:48:51Oh God, I just...
00:48:54Okay, all right, listen, where are the keys?
00:48:57We need to get the keys, get in the car, get the fuck out of here.
00:49:00You didn't see?
00:49:01See what?
00:49:02The keys were out there, broken next to our phones.
00:49:07So much blood.
00:49:09Okay, this is what we're going to do.
00:49:10We need to arm ourselves, okay?
00:49:13Look, I know what we saw out there was fucked up, and we can talk about that later, all right?
00:49:17But there's a real fucking serial killer out there.
00:49:22We're trapped.
00:49:24So we need to find shit and arm ourselves, okay?
00:49:27Let's go.
00:49:27Okay.
00:49:28Yeah, come on.
00:49:30Alice.
00:49:41All right, we got this.
00:49:43Yes, we do.
00:49:45Honestly, I don't think that I can.
00:49:50I mean, you're a Virgo and you're a Capricorn.
00:49:53Of course, you guys are going to make it.
00:49:55I'm a fucking Pisces.
00:49:58I just want to go home or to the beach or something.
00:50:02I just...
00:50:03God.
00:50:05I'm a model.
00:50:06I am too pretty to die.
00:50:08Well, look, nobody is dying, okay?
00:50:10Haley's right.
00:50:11We're going to get through this together.
00:50:13I just don't understand.
00:50:15I drew the four of cups.
00:50:16It was supposed to be life-changing, not life-ending.
00:50:18The manifestation isn't working, and I'm...
00:50:20Elaine!
00:50:21Shut the fuck up about the goddamn manifestation bullshit.
00:50:25Do you see the situation we're in right now?
00:50:27There's a fucking serial killer outside.
00:50:29I need you to drop the fuck in, okay?
00:50:32No manifestation is fucking us right now, okay?
00:50:38We're going to be okay.
00:50:41Promise?
00:50:41I promise.
00:51:49Oh, no, no, fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:51:52I have a runway next to me.
00:51:55Oh.
00:52:03Fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:52:06Oh, God.
00:52:25Oh, no, no.
00:52:30No, shit, no, no, fuck.
00:53:11God, I don't think I've ever gone this long without my phone.
00:53:14And my life.
00:53:15Oh, my God, I know.
00:53:18I can't believe we're dealing with this right now.
00:53:20Like, what the fuck?
00:53:22I think that we should stick together, find a main highway, and just wave a car down.
00:53:26Someone will help us.
00:53:27No.
00:53:28Are you kidding me?
00:53:29We're not going outside.
00:53:31Seriously, the killer could be literally outside the door.
00:53:35It's better if we stay inside.
00:53:36That way we know we're safe.
00:53:38Actually, I think she's right.
00:53:40I mean, I'm just saying, if we stick together, like you said, then we might actually have
00:53:45a shot.
00:53:48It's three against one.
00:53:49Yeah.
00:53:50Give me your hands.
00:53:52No.
00:53:53Give me your hands.
00:53:53No.
00:53:54It's better with three.
00:53:55You know it's better with three.
00:53:55No.
00:53:56No.
00:53:56I'm going to manifest our safety.
00:53:58We're not doing it.
00:53:59No.
00:54:01Fine.
00:54:02I'll manifest it alone.
00:54:21Do you think that's the serial killer?
00:54:25Some crazy fucked up psychopath?
00:54:27I don't know.
00:54:29I think he was a coyote.
00:54:31Oh, my God.
00:54:33Thank God.
00:54:35Okay.
00:54:35And why is that a good thing?
00:54:37It's a coyote.
00:54:39They're a spiritual animal.
00:54:40That means it's a good omen.
00:54:42Oh, my God.
00:54:43Can you stop with this shit already?
00:54:45Seriously, you have to knock this shit off.
00:54:47No more rituals, manifestations, beetroot chakras up your ass is going to save us right
00:54:52now.
00:54:53Get in the game.
00:54:54Jesus.
00:54:55You don't know that.
00:54:57Oh, my God.
00:54:58Okay.
00:54:58Look.
00:54:58I'm sorry.
00:54:59I didn't mean that.
00:55:00Look.
00:55:00I'm scared.
00:55:01I'm angry.
00:55:02I'm starving.
00:55:05I'm sorry.
00:55:08It's fine.
00:55:10I get it.
00:55:13Maybe you're right.
00:55:16I don't know.
00:55:16If I had my phone, I could check Jachipi Tea, and then I could get us out of the situation.
00:55:20I know.
00:55:23It's him!
00:55:24It's the killer!
00:55:25Okay.
00:55:26Nobody needs to be here.
00:55:27Why?
00:55:27Why?
00:55:28Whatever it is out there, if it comes in, we're going to have to fight it together, okay?
00:55:33We can do it.
00:55:34Okay.
00:55:36Hello, ladies?
00:55:38Anybody home?
00:55:40What?
00:55:42Girls?
00:55:44It's Judith Dixon.
00:55:46Oh, thank God.
00:55:48Oh, no!
00:55:48Don't sit down.
00:55:49Why?
00:55:50She could be the fucking killer.
00:55:53Oh, my God.
00:55:54Yoo-hoo!
00:55:55Lady?
00:55:56Hey, I brought you some towels, like I said, and I made you some cookies, too.
00:56:03Oh, shit.
00:56:04That could be poisoned.
00:56:05Are they vegan?
00:56:07Come on, go ahead.
00:56:08And I'm just asking.
00:56:10You're not eating that shit.
00:56:11Okay, go look.
00:56:12Go look?
00:56:13Me?
00:56:13Yeah, go.
00:56:14Just go eat.
00:56:15You want the cookie?
00:56:16Come on.
00:56:17Come on.
00:56:17Just check it.
00:56:18Just be fine.
00:56:19I never love you.
00:56:21Bye.
00:56:41What do you see?
00:56:44What is she doing?
00:56:47Standing?
00:56:49Okay.
00:56:51Okay, well, I'll just leave him out here by the door then.
00:56:59Okay, well, I hope everything's okay in there.
00:57:06Is she leaving?
00:57:09Bummer.
00:57:10She's leaving.
00:57:11She's going to the front.
00:57:11Go to the front.
00:57:12Go to the front.
00:57:13Go to the front.
00:57:13Okay.
00:57:14I can't.
00:57:19She could be her only way out of here.
00:57:21Yeah, we're the fucking killer.
00:57:30What is that?
00:57:31What the fuck is that?
00:57:44Look, asshole.
00:57:46I've been through too much shit in my life.
00:57:50You do not scare me.
00:57:53I'm not afraid of you.
00:57:56Go ahead, girl.
00:57:58Tell him, Judith.
00:57:59You are my friends, my guests.
00:58:02You're going to have to go through me.
00:58:06What the fuck?
00:58:07I can't stand back.
00:58:10I can't stand back.
00:58:11Go back to this dumps of hell where you came from.
00:58:16Don't do nothing to help me.
00:58:17Hey.
00:58:30Don't do nothing.
00:58:37Ah!
00:58:42Ah!
00:58:44Ah!
00:58:45No!
00:58:46Ah!
00:58:47Ah!
00:58:49No!
00:58:50No!
00:58:59Ah!
00:59:07Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I think I'm going to be sick.
00:59:13What's that, a wolf?
00:59:17Wolves don't stand on two feet.
00:59:21I think it was a werewolf.
00:59:23A what? Are you insane?
00:59:25I don't have to think about it.
00:59:27The moon, the howling, the alpha.
00:59:31Guys, it's okay if you have to vomit, just do it.
00:59:34No.
00:59:36Where's Nikki?
00:59:37How the fuck has she not woken up from all this?
00:59:41We have to check on her.
00:59:43No, are you fucking going to see? We're not going outside right now.
00:59:46Did you see the way they ran off? She's our friend. We can't just leave her out there.
00:59:52I agree.
00:59:55Okay, then we all go together.
01:00:18Babe?
01:00:21Nikki?
01:00:22Are you in there? We need to talk.
01:00:29not come in oh she's really sick she's not feeling well maybe we just tell her right now
01:00:35Nikki we really need to talk to you we know you're not feeling well but it's important
01:00:40go away what the hell okay Nikki seriously I need you to open the door if you don't open it
01:00:49I'm gonna
01:00:49pop the lock I warned you
01:01:19wait I can't tell if she's pushing anymore I don't think so oh my god is is there a door
01:01:26out from her room please no no I hope not no bitch are you crazy there's a fucking monster
01:01:33out here we should we need to know if she's in there okay I'll peek in are you fucking insane
01:01:39good luck
01:02:06she's she's
01:02:16oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh it hurts so bad go get a
01:02:22first aid kit now
01:02:24am I dying it's bleeding so much no you're not gonna die bitch go okay
01:02:31okay I'm gonna just come here I'm just gonna lift it up a little bit so that jumps down okay
01:02:36I'm gonna turn into a fucking monster I'm gonna start growing hair on my face no no no no you're
01:02:41not I will not let that happen it's gonna be okay don't even think about that right now I can't
01:02:45believe this is happening to me I've got you I'm gonna take care of you okay we're gonna go to
01:02:48the
01:02:48hospital I just gotta get that old bitch no keys no I can't go to the hospital it's gonna cost
01:02:52too
01:02:52much no fuck money I'm gonna cover it don't worry about it okay bitch what the fuck even is this
01:03:01I could have brought a first aid kit but I found my lavender hands sanitizer spray I really am gonna
01:03:05die
01:03:05I'm sorry I know you're gonna have to cut you okay this is gonna sting a bit okay no I
01:03:12know I know
01:03:13oh
01:03:15oh
01:03:21Nellie
01:03:22she passed out
01:03:26Nellie
01:03:27what's happening
01:03:33what babe
01:03:34I'm turning
01:03:35oh my god
01:03:37oh
01:03:37I heard a terrorist
01:03:40what
01:03:47I can save you.
01:03:48What do you mean?
01:03:58I'm going to turn into one of them soon.
01:04:00I can go out and distract it, and you guys can make a run for Judith's car.
01:04:05No! No, we can't just leave you!
01:04:08Everything is going to be fine, okay?
01:04:09We just need to wait until the sun comes up.
01:04:13No, you're going to have to.
01:04:15I'm going to turn into what Nikki was soon, and you saw what she did to me.
01:04:19I can't do that to you.
01:04:21No, no, no, no. We're not going to leave you here.
01:04:26I'll be okay. I can just feel it.
01:04:29Are you sure?
01:04:31Yeah.
01:04:32I'm going to be fine. I just want you two to get out of here.
01:04:37We're going to come back for you.
01:04:42Give me that pen, then.
01:04:44What? Why?
01:04:46Because it can kill werewolves.
01:04:48I thought that was garlic.
01:04:49Those vampires, you dumb bitch.
01:04:52Okay, fine.
01:04:56Ow.
01:05:02Give it.
01:05:05I also have colloidal silver spray.
01:05:08We'll use it for healing, but...
01:05:10I'll take it.
01:05:10Okay.
01:05:12Okay, I'm going to run out there first, and then I'm going to distract them, and then you guys make
01:05:16your brake for the car. Got it?
01:05:18Got it.
01:05:20I love you guys.
01:05:22I'll be fine. Don't worry about me.
01:05:24Okay?
01:05:26Thank you so much.
01:05:42God, she's so brave.
01:05:54I'm here.
01:06:01Woman, get me.
01:06:08Is this what you want?
01:06:12Woman, get me.
01:06:20I'm here. Hello?
01:06:24Come and get me.
01:06:28Hello?
01:06:32I'm here. Come and get me.
01:06:37Hello?
01:06:39Hello?
01:06:45Come and get me.
01:06:51No.
01:06:57I'm here.
01:06:58Huh?
01:07:30Oh
01:08:07No!
01:08:09No!
01:08:10No!
01:08:12No!
01:08:13No!
01:08:17No!
01:08:19No!
01:08:20Hey WS!
01:08:23Fuck!
01:08:29AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
01:08:33AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
01:08:35No!!
01:08:44Oh, Fuck!
01:09:01Go for it!
01:09:46Ah, you werewolves, fuck!
01:10:26You werewolves, fuck!
01:10:51You werewolves, fuck!
01:10:58You werewolves, fuck!
01:11:25You werewolves, fuck!
01:11:29You werewolves, fuck!
01:11:30You werewolves, fuck!
01:11:30You werewolves, fuck!
01:11:32You werewolves, fuck!
01:11:34You werewolves, fuck!
01:11:35You werewolves, fuck!
01:11:36You werewolves, fuck!
01:11:37You werewolves, fuck!
01:11:39You werewolves, fuck!
01:11:39You werewolves, fuck!
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