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(Dubbed) S-Class Horrors? Just Cute Girls to Me!
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00:00:01I'm Arthur Leons, transported into a world plagued of horrors.
00:00:04This place is crawling with danger. Everyone's terrified.
00:00:07Except me.
00:00:15Because the horrors I see are nothing like what everyone else sees.
00:00:27This isn't a world plagued by horrors.
00:00:30This is a paradise.
00:00:31Ladies, here I come.
00:00:39What? Where am I?
00:00:41Welcome to the S-Class Instance Crimson Hall.
00:00:44Current mission, escape the hall under the Twin Omens lockdown.
00:00:48This is the legendary horror story.
00:00:59Honey, the hour has come. Are you ready?
00:01:03We're screwed. We entered the Twin's Omens distance. Crimson Hall!
00:01:07Crimson Hall? This run has a survival rate under 1%.
00:01:13I can smell you.
00:01:15She's here! Crimson Bride is coming!
00:01:18Arthur! We're toast! We're dead!
00:01:21Crimson Bride! That's an S-Class Horror!
00:01:24We're gonna die here!
00:01:26The Crimson Bride? S-Class Horror?
00:01:30Ah! I found you!
00:01:36Oh!
00:01:38It's over! Crim... Crimson Bride!
00:01:42The Crimson Bride? Where is she?
00:01:45What?
00:01:49What a hottie!
00:01:55My husband! I finally found you!
00:01:58Ah! Help! It's Crimson Bride!
00:02:00Go, Arthur! Run! She's after you!
00:02:09Oh!
00:02:10Whoa!
00:02:12Oh my gosh!
00:02:13This is Dungeon Perk!
00:02:15Look at her face! That figure!
00:02:18And that shy little look!
00:02:19She's way too pretty!
00:02:22You're not even running!
00:02:25So, will you be my husband?
00:02:29Arthur! Don't say yes!
00:02:31That's a horror's death pact!
00:02:36Sure!
00:02:36I will! I do!
00:02:38Forget husband!
00:02:40I'll be your baby daddy!
00:02:41When's the wedding night?
00:02:43Now?
00:02:44What?
00:02:45What?
00:02:46Huh?
00:02:48Huh?
00:02:48No!
00:02:50This isn't how it's supposed to go!
00:02:52Aren't you supposed to scream in terror and run so I can bite your head off?
00:02:56Hey!
00:02:57You're not afraid of me?
00:02:58Be my husband!
00:03:00Huh?
00:03:00And you better be ready to be eaten!
00:03:02Hmm!
00:03:03Hmm!
00:03:05Hmm!
00:03:06Hmm!
00:03:06Hmm!
00:03:06How can anybody resist that?
00:03:08Afraid?
00:03:08If you've got the nerve, even a horror can serve!
00:03:11Since you insist so sweetly, dear, I won't hold back!
00:03:15Right here?
00:03:16Right now?
00:03:17Then here I go!
00:03:18Huh?
00:03:19Relax!
00:03:20I'll be quick!
00:03:20No!
00:03:21Wait!
00:03:22Wait a sec!
00:03:23Stop!
00:03:23Come here!
00:03:24Stop!
00:03:24Come on!
00:03:24Stop right now!
00:03:26Come on!
00:03:26This will be fun!
00:03:28Come on!
00:03:30Huh?
00:03:31What?
00:03:31What are you doing?
00:03:33Get off of me!
00:03:35Huh?
00:03:36What?
00:03:37This is insane!
00:03:39He's stripping an ass-class horror and still alive!
00:03:42I get it!
00:03:43A horror's power comes from human fear!
00:03:47The more you fear it, the stronger it gets!
00:03:50And Arthur feels no fear towards Crimson Brine!
00:03:53He's actually excited!
00:03:55Since he feels no fear, Crimson Brine can't hurt him right now!
00:03:59Excited?
00:04:01Damn it!
00:04:02Weren't you afraid of me?
00:04:03I want...
00:04:05I want to kill you!
00:04:07Cut the crap!
00:04:08Kiss me!
00:04:11What?
00:04:19Wow!
00:04:20My goodness!
00:04:20That's intense!
00:04:22This guy's a modern-day Ghost Rider!
00:04:24Anomaly detected!
00:04:26Congratulations, player Arthur Lyons!
00:04:28For your audacious fearlessness and successfully kissing the S-Class Horror, Crimson Bride,
00:04:33you've earned an S-Rank Evaluation!
00:04:35Reward 100k Horror Points!
00:04:38Horror Coins?
00:04:39Isn't everyone saying they're hard to earn?
00:04:41Is it hard?
00:04:42Anyone could do it!
00:04:44What?
00:04:45You little...
00:04:46How dare you!
00:04:48Oh darling, time is precious!
00:04:50Let's not waste it at all!
00:04:51Let's go inside!
00:04:53Fine, you win!
00:04:54Before I change my mind!
00:04:56Whoa!
00:04:56Hey!
00:04:57What?
00:04:57Hey!
00:04:58Hey!
00:04:58Wait!
00:04:59Darling!
00:04:59At least you'll add me!
00:05:01Let's stay in touch!
00:05:03Right now!
00:05:04Immediately!
00:05:06Slam!
00:05:10Whoa!
00:05:14That jerk!
00:05:16What a creep!
00:05:18Now, the game continues!
00:05:25Your turn!
00:05:27So, who wants to be my husband?
00:05:30I get it!
00:05:31I get it!
00:05:32So this is the key to surviving!
00:05:35Just kiss an S-Class Horror, and then you'll get to live!
00:05:39Me!
00:05:39I'm coming!
00:05:40Darling!
00:05:41I do!
00:05:42I do!
00:05:43Me!
00:05:43Ha ha!
00:05:44Coming!
00:05:47Why me?
00:05:49Why kill me?
00:05:50Ah!
00:05:56Who do you think you are?
00:05:58You dare call me darling?
00:06:06Ah!
00:06:07Ah!
00:06:08What the heck?
00:06:08She's got some kick!
00:06:10Kiss her once, and she turns on you!
00:06:12Ah, still!
00:06:13Are these the characters in this instance?
00:06:15She's absolutely gorgeous!
00:06:17Ah!
00:06:18Ah!
00:06:19Ah!
00:06:19Ah!
00:06:20Oh!
00:06:24Oh no!
00:06:26That sound!
00:06:27Sounds like a horror artifact!
00:06:35Yeah!
00:06:36Inside the instance, aside from the horrors,
00:06:38there are even deadlier artifacts lurking!
00:06:41I need to be careful!
00:06:49Warning!
00:06:51Warning!
00:06:52Horror instance detected!
00:06:54Analysis complete!
00:06:55Current instance,
00:06:57Crimson Hall!
00:06:58Danger level,
00:06:595 stars!
00:07:01Oh!
00:07:02What?
00:07:03The Crimson Hall instance?
00:07:04Almost surge in death!
00:07:06Crap!
00:07:06Carol Jensen awakened a special ability
00:07:08and got dragged into the instance too!
00:07:10Darn it!
00:07:10Carol is our best hope against the horrors!
00:07:13We can't lose her here!
00:07:15All units,
00:07:16listen up!
00:07:16Activate the riftstone now!
00:07:18We're going in,
00:07:19and we're getting Carol out of there!
00:07:21Yes!
00:07:21Yes!
00:07:22Yes!
00:07:25Yes!
00:07:25A whore artifact!
00:07:27Incoming!
00:07:29Boss!
00:07:30There's someone!
00:07:31Someone up ahead!
00:07:33Awesome!
00:07:34Run towards him!
00:07:35Let the idiot take the hit!
00:07:43Die, you insignificant worm!
00:07:46Die!
00:07:47What?
00:07:48Another lion!
00:07:49We're done for!
00:07:51We're all going to be ripped apart!
00:07:53No!
00:07:54No!
00:07:54Don't kill me!
00:07:55Kill him first!
00:07:57Kill the idiot first!
00:08:00Huh?
00:08:01What?
00:08:02No, wait!
00:08:03You call this...
00:08:05Nether lion?
00:08:08Oh, wow!
00:08:09A cat just vibing!
00:08:11This is everything!
00:08:12This instance perks!
00:08:13Just keep getting better!
00:08:16Here, kitty!
00:08:17Kitty, kitty!
00:08:17Come here!
00:08:18Let me pet you!
00:08:27Here, kitty, kitty!
00:08:28Come here!
00:08:29Let me pet you!
00:08:30Come on!
00:08:32Come here!
00:08:33Come here!
00:08:34Oh!
00:08:35Oh!
00:08:36What?
00:08:37What is he doing?
00:08:38He's provoking the nether lion!
00:08:41He's insane!
00:08:42He's completely insane!
00:08:44The nether lion is going to completely tear him apart!
00:08:51You pathetic human!
00:08:54You're asking for it!
00:09:00Huh?
00:09:01What?
00:09:02You little kitty!
00:09:03No claws!
00:09:04Put them away!
00:09:13Still glaring at me?
00:09:14Kitty, no hissing!
00:09:15Here we go!
00:09:16No scratching!
00:09:17You hear me?
00:09:24You're dead, human!
00:09:25I'll crush your bones!
00:09:27Oh, this little kitty!
00:09:29That's quite an attitude!
00:09:31Not convinced, huh?
00:09:36Had enough!
00:09:38I said had enough!
00:09:42Get off of me!
00:09:44How dare you mount me!
00:09:46Why doesn't my malice work on you?
00:09:49Why do you feel no fear?
00:09:51Fear?
00:09:51From a little kitty like you?
00:09:53Today, I swear, I'll smack that attitude right out of you!
00:09:57Stop it!
00:09:57Stop it!
00:09:58I'm nether lion!
00:09:59I'm not your pet kitty!
00:10:06We're here!
00:10:08This is the five-star instance, Crimson Hall!
00:10:10The twin omens are here!
00:10:12And nether lion are all vicious, blood-thirsty beings!
00:10:16Everyone stay sharp!
00:10:17Double the focus!
00:10:22Everyone, suppress your aura!
00:10:24And no matter what happens, don't scream!
00:10:27Huh?
00:10:28Shut up!
00:10:29Didn't I tell you to be careful?
00:10:31You want to lure every horror in this instance?
00:10:33No!
00:10:34That's not...
00:10:35Captain, look ahead!
00:10:37What?
00:10:37What on earth is that?
00:10:40Had enough?
00:10:41I said had enough?
00:10:42I healed!
00:10:43I healed!
00:10:44Stop hitting me, please!
00:10:48That's better!
00:10:49No hissing, no scratching!
00:10:52That's a good kitty!
00:10:53Huh?
00:10:55Wow!
00:10:59Carrot?
00:11:02Carrot?
00:11:06Hmm?
00:11:14Good boy!
00:11:17Is he...
00:11:18Is he training a cat?
00:11:20Reporting, Captain!
00:11:22Looks like he's training a cat...
00:11:24A house cat, by the looks of it!
00:11:26But...
00:11:26That's a horror artifact!
00:11:28That's nether lion!
00:11:29An S-class being as strong as Crimson Bride!
00:11:32And he's...
00:11:33Just training him like a house cat!
00:11:35Captain,
00:11:35Is this the ordinary civilian?
00:11:38You said got pulled into the instance?
00:11:40You...
00:11:41You call that ordinary?
00:11:45Warning!
00:11:46Abnormal player behavior detected!
00:11:48An unarmed human forcibly subdued S-class artifact,
00:11:52nether lion!
00:11:54Beast King Pact?
00:11:56Isn't just adopting an alley cat?
00:11:58Why so dramatic?
00:11:59Bond!
00:12:05This is the fact!
00:12:06No!
00:12:07How can I be bound by a human?
00:12:08Mike, stop whining!
00:12:09Accept the contract!
00:12:10This is it!
00:12:11I nether lion the great!
00:12:13I'm really getting bound by a human!
00:12:16Ahahahahaha!
00:12:18Enough!
00:12:22Boss!
00:12:23Am I hallucinating?
00:12:25This guy just tamed nether lion!
00:12:28Did the nether lion have a change of heart today?
00:12:32No more killing?
00:12:33Then maybe we could also!
00:12:36Wait, just now!
00:12:38You wanted my kitty to attack me!
00:12:40And you wished me dead!
00:12:41Stupid kid!
00:12:43What do you care if we did?
00:12:44Who do you think-
00:12:46Nether kitty!
00:12:47Get them!
00:12:47Bite them!
00:12:51No!
00:12:52No!
00:12:53No!
00:12:55What?
00:12:57He really tamed nether lion!
00:12:59That's an S-class horror!
00:13:01He actually lets him pet him like a real cat!
00:13:05Incredible!
00:13:05That's terrifying!
00:13:07He-
00:13:07He must be gifted!
00:13:09Someone like him is exactly what World Responsive Vision needs!
00:13:12I must recruit him!
00:13:16I'm Hedy Lopez, Riverton Horror Response Division.
00:13:19I'd like to invite you to join us to fight against horrors.
00:13:23Uh, uh, fight horrors?
00:13:25No, no, no, no!
00:13:26I can't!
00:13:27I'm as weak as the kitten!
00:13:29You flattened nether lion with one slap!
00:13:31And you're telling me that you're weak?
00:13:34Yeah, look, I just want to pet cats!
00:13:36And marry a beautiful lady!
00:13:38Live a quiet life!
00:13:39Huh?
00:13:40Beautiful lady?
00:13:41You mean an S-class horror crimson bride?
00:13:44Captain, this guy's not right!
00:13:47Not right in the head!
00:13:49Arthur, horrors are everywhere now!
00:13:51The Horror Response Division is where the strong belong!
00:13:54No thanks!
00:13:54I'm really scared of horrors!
00:13:58Too bad.
00:13:59Our division just discovered a top-tier Sucubus instance.
00:14:03Huh?
00:14:05Ooh!
00:14:06Top-tier Sucubus?
00:14:08Captain Lopez, please, tell me more!
00:14:11I thought you were scared of horrors.
00:14:14Ahem, ahem, ahem.
00:14:16Well, well, I've always stood for justice.
00:14:19I'd be honored to join the HRD.
00:14:22Especially this Insuccubus instance.
00:14:25The evil within is just too powerful.
00:14:27I must personally contain it.
00:14:29Might even need to sway it.
00:14:37Interesting.
00:14:37My dear sister let a human live.
00:14:41If she doesn't want him, I'll gladly take him.
00:14:45Now that you're here...
00:14:47No one's leaving.
00:14:52Quick!
00:14:53Activate the Teleportion Array!
00:14:55We need to leave before the Twin Omens notice!
00:15:00Wait!
00:15:01Captain Lopez!
00:15:02Arthur!
00:15:03Arthur's gone!
00:15:06Arthur!
00:15:07Where did he disappear to?
00:15:08Is...
00:15:09Is he still in the hall?
00:15:15Whoa!
00:15:16Quickly!
00:15:17Quickly!
00:15:17Run!
00:15:18Get out!
00:15:18Darn it!
00:15:19This means...
00:15:20Coffin Maiden has awakened!
00:15:22Move!
00:15:23Move?
00:15:24Now that you're here...
00:15:26No one's leaving.
00:15:30No one's leaving.
00:15:35Captain Lopez!
00:15:37The Array's...
00:15:38The Array's destroyed!
00:15:39We're done for.
00:15:40She's the stronger of the Twin Omens.
00:15:43She won't let us go.
00:15:47Game's over.
00:15:49You all die now.
00:15:56Get out of here!
00:15:57Run!
00:15:58What are you all doing here?
00:16:06Oh!
00:16:06What?
00:16:07This is...
00:16:08So...
00:16:09Even someone as powerful as Arthur has finally felt fear...
00:16:17Hey, my dear wife!
00:16:18What are you doing here?
00:16:20Huh?
00:16:20Huh?
00:16:22What?
00:16:23What?
00:16:23Wife?
00:16:32For a thousand years, you're the first to call me that.
00:16:38But calling me honey...
00:16:39I dare marry you, but do you dare marry me?
00:16:43Let's see if you keep talking like that after I rip your head off and tear out your tongue!
00:16:48Arthur, watch out!
00:16:49That's Coffin Maiden's nether whip!
00:16:51It can tear souls apart!
00:16:52It can tear souls apart?
00:16:53Where?
00:16:56Honey, I'm coming!
00:16:58What?
00:16:59Barehanded catching my whip?
00:17:01Impossible!
00:17:02Honey, it's so cold out.
00:17:04Why are you wearing so little?
00:17:05Look at this top.
00:17:07The skirt, way too thin.
00:17:09You letcher!
00:17:10What are you groping?
00:17:11Die!
00:17:13Hey, honey!
00:17:14Your hand warmers fell off, and they're smoking!
00:17:17Must be expired!
00:17:19No!
00:17:20Impossible!
00:17:20Why isn't my power affecting you?
00:17:23Why can't you feel no fear of me?
00:17:25This can't be!
00:17:26You are my wife!
00:17:28I would cherish you, not fear you.
00:17:31But, my dear wife, why did you change your outfit?
00:17:38You two-timing jerk!
00:17:41Who are you calling life?
00:17:46Crimson Pride?
00:17:48One of the Twin Omens!
00:17:50She's here too!
00:17:51Legend says, when the Twin Omens join forces, they can match an SS class.
00:17:57We're...
00:17:58We're...
00:17:59We're really so dead!
00:18:01Uh...
00:18:02Huh?
00:18:03T-two wives?
00:18:05Huh?
00:18:05I get it?
00:18:07It's a family plan!
00:18:09Buy one, get one free!
00:18:10Double the joy!
00:18:11The Instances perks are insane!
00:18:14What?
00:18:15The Twin Omens are about to combine, and he's thinking about double the joy!
00:18:19Stealing my man behind my back?
00:18:21Is that how you act as my sister?
00:18:25Who's stealing your man?
00:18:27He's the one who jumped on me!
00:18:29You think I'm like you, melting over any man you see?
00:18:32You're asking for it!
00:18:34You're just jealous I found my perfect man!
00:18:36You've always been jealous of me ever since we were kids!
00:18:39So what if I did steal him?
00:18:41It just means you're not attractive enough to keep a man!
00:18:43And when he hugged me, he held on tight!
00:18:46Liar!
00:18:47He just...
00:18:48He just mistook me for you!
00:18:51He mistook you?
00:18:52Then why didn't he hug someone else?
00:18:54Why me?
00:18:55Clearly he thinks I'm gentler and prettier!
00:18:59Shut up!
00:19:00You're dead!
00:19:07Am I seeing things?
00:19:09The Twin Omens are fighting over Arthur!
00:19:11So much for surpassing SS class!
00:19:13It's just a catfight over a guy!
00:19:19Huh?
00:19:21What did this guy actually do to make the Twin Omens tear each other apart over him?
00:19:27After he entered the instance, he ran into Crimson Bride and just kissed her!
00:19:33What?
00:19:33He kissed an SS class whore?
00:19:35A Crimson Bride?
00:19:37What a legend!
00:19:40No wonder they should call him a heartbreaker!
00:19:42Impressive!
00:19:46Impressive!
00:19:47Alright, ladies!
00:19:49Family stats shouldn't involve fighting!
00:19:52Who's family with her?
00:19:54You heartbreaker!
00:19:55Let me deal with this witch first!
00:19:58I'll settle things with you!
00:20:00Can't keep your man and you blame me!
00:20:03When he hugged me, he held on tight!
00:20:06What?
00:20:07Enough!
00:20:08Are we done yet?
00:20:09Must we tear the family apart?
00:20:11Stop it!
00:20:11Both of you!
00:20:16A family should stick together, right?
00:20:20I'm yours, and I'm hers!
00:20:22From today, we all share the same thing!
00:20:25I mean, double the joy for everyone!
00:20:27Isn't that great?
00:20:29Huh?
00:20:29Huh?
00:20:29What?
00:20:31This is insane!
00:20:34Hmph.
00:20:37Anomalous player behavior detected!
00:20:39A mere mortal claimed twin omens as brides!
00:20:42Truly a man among men!
00:20:44Impressive!
00:20:45Hidden reward triggered!
00:20:47Lock of hearts array!
00:20:48Allow simultaneous bonding with twin omens!
00:20:51Activate!
00:20:52This instance overreacts to everything!
00:20:55Just scored double the joy?
00:20:56No big deal!
00:20:57Bond!
00:21:00This is, oh my goodness, a bonding array!
00:21:04Arthur's about to claim twin omens!
00:21:06Claim twin omens?
00:21:08Together, they surpass SS class!
00:21:11My dears, come home with me, okay?
00:21:14No, no way!
00:21:16I am supreme malice!
00:21:18How can I be bound by a mortal?
00:21:20Ego, I refuse!
00:21:22Stop it!
00:21:23A family should always stick together!
00:21:26Three-way joy wouldn't work without you!
00:21:29I don't want to!
00:21:31I won't marry anyone!
00:21:33Bond energy stabilizing!
00:21:35Bomb successful!
00:21:36Congratulations, player Arthur Lyons!
00:21:38You've bonded S-class horror Crimson Bride and S-class horror Coffin Maiden!
00:21:44Warning!
00:21:45Warning!
00:21:46Core horrors of this instance have been bonded!
00:21:48Instance core energy destabilized!
00:21:51Warning!
00:21:52Warning!
00:21:52Instant structure will collapse!
00:21:55Force teleport initiated!
00:21:56All survivors will exit in ten seconds!
00:22:07Awesome!
00:22:08Can't believe we actually cleared a three-star instance!
00:22:12Good thing we follow Lieutenant Cole!
00:22:14I feel one step closer!
00:22:16A three-star instance!
00:22:17Child's play!
00:22:18Stay loyal to me and I'll make sure you're rewarded!
00:22:22Yes!
00:22:23That idiot Hetty went and got herself pulled into a five-star instance, Crimson Hall!
00:22:29She dug her own grave!
00:22:31But hey!
00:22:32This works out!
00:22:33Once she's dead, her captain position is mine!
00:22:37Huh?
00:22:42What happened?
00:22:43We're back!
00:22:44We actually made it back alive!
00:22:47Thank goodness!
00:22:48I thought we were all gonna die in there!
00:22:51Yeah!
00:22:52Yeah!
00:22:53Yeah!
00:22:54Arthur!
00:22:55Thank you!
00:22:56If it weren't for you, we would've really died here today!
00:23:00Ah!
00:23:01Smells amazing!
00:23:02Impossible!
00:23:04Hetty?
00:23:05How are you still alive?
00:23:06That was a five-star instance!
00:23:08Crimson Hall with the twin omens!
00:23:11Sophia Cole!
00:23:11That jealous witch who only skims behind everyone's back!
00:23:14Why is it her?
00:23:16What?
00:23:17Disappointed to see me walk out alive!
00:23:19How I survived is none of your business!
00:23:22Impossible!
00:23:23You must've just hid somewhere!
00:23:25Scraping by until the instance timed out!
00:23:27And it forced you out!
00:23:29Scraping by?
00:23:31Hmph!
00:23:31You think everyone's pathetic like you!
00:23:33Ridiculous!
00:23:34Now tallying instance results!
00:23:35Player Hetty Lopez!
00:23:37Crimson Hall instance is being tallied!
00:23:40Data verified!
00:23:42Player Hetty Lopez!
00:23:43Group instance Crimson Hall!
00:23:46Interest rating A rank!
00:23:48Reward!
00:23:49Advanced weapon!
00:23:50Frost sword!
00:23:52A rank!
00:23:54A rank!
00:23:54No way!
00:23:55It's a five-star instance ruled by twin omens!
00:23:58How did you get an A rank?
00:24:00Just because you can't doesn't mean others can't!
00:24:04Besides, you think A rank is misstealing!
00:24:10Arthur, this is a player emblem!
00:24:13Every player gets one automatically!
00:24:15You use it to claim instant rewards!
00:24:18And buy her artifacts!
00:24:20Player emblem?
00:24:21Interesting!
00:24:23Let's settle up here!
00:24:25Huh?
00:24:25Arthur Lyons!
00:24:27Crimson Hall instance tallied!
00:24:29Clearance rating!
00:24:30SS rank!
00:24:32Reward!
00:24:32Rare weapon!
00:24:34Sky gauge!
00:24:35Reward!
00:24:363,000 spirit crystals!
00:24:45SS rank!
00:24:47How is that possible?
00:24:49In a five-star death instance?
00:24:51Huh?
00:24:52Was it hard?
00:24:53Just went in, flirted a bit, and petted a cat!
00:24:57Anybody could do it!
00:24:59Flirted?
00:25:00Petted a cat?
00:25:01You call that a horror instance?
00:25:05Mr. Lyons, thanks for your help in the instance.
00:25:08Now, please follow me.
00:25:10I will handle your HRD enrollment.
00:25:12Huh?
00:25:14HRD?
00:25:15Oh, right!
00:25:15I remember!
00:25:16The succubus instance!
00:25:18Right, right, right, right!
00:25:18Sign me up!
00:25:19Uh, time to discuss the problem.
00:25:21Personal containment.
00:25:22Can't afford to wait!
00:25:29Mr. Lyons, I'll report to the chief right away.
00:25:32Please take a rest.
00:25:36Alert!
00:25:37Player has exited the instance!
00:25:39All bonded entities from the instance are now stored in your space!
00:25:44Retrievable any time!
00:25:46What the hell?
00:25:47That's my double joy!
00:25:49And my kitty in there!
00:25:50Why lock them away?
00:25:51Let them out!
00:25:59Run!
00:26:01Honey, this is...
00:26:03We're a response division!
00:26:05Damn, it reeks of HRD!
00:26:07Run!
00:26:08Huh, what are you talking about?
00:26:10We are being recruited here!
00:26:12We are the insiders now!
00:26:14Stable job, year-end bonus, everyone here's jealous!
00:26:18Huh?
00:26:19What?
00:26:19What?
00:26:19Horrors can be insiders too!
00:26:21Horrors can be insiders too!
00:26:26Spirit crystals are the real currency now!
00:26:29Absorb them, get stronger!
00:26:30But they're supposed to be rare to come by!
00:26:33Hard to come by!
00:26:34Hard?
00:26:35Since when?
00:26:36It's always been this way!
00:26:37Sometimes, look at yourself, years gone by, has your power grown?
00:26:42Have you worked hard enough?
00:26:47Honey, this way's less tiring!
00:26:50Some of us know how to take care of you better!
00:26:53You witch!
00:26:55Honey!
00:26:56Don't listen to her!
00:26:57This massage is way better!
00:27:00You'll absorb faster!
00:27:01Honey!
00:27:02Here!
00:27:03Have some water!
00:27:04Damn it!
00:27:05Damn it!
00:27:05Damn it!
00:27:08What are you even looking at?
00:27:10Eyes down!
00:27:10Now!
00:27:12Evidence!
00:27:13The data speaks!
00:27:15Arthur Leons didn't just solve the situation!
00:27:17He bonded the twin omens!
00:27:20Captain Lopez, sounds like you've lost your mind!
00:27:23Bonded?
00:27:24Horrors are horrors!
00:27:26He's probably just using some relic!
00:27:30Sophia!
00:27:30Are you accusing me of lying?
00:27:32Of deceiving the chief?
00:27:34Who knows?
00:27:36Maybe you're exaggerating!
00:27:38To cover your own ass!
00:27:40What?
00:27:41Enough!
00:27:42Words won't settle this, but a collapsed instance doesn't lie!
00:27:46Who is this Arthur Leons?
00:27:47One look and we'll know!
00:27:50We'll see, Hedy Lopez!
00:27:52When we open that door, that guy's probably a bloody mess!
00:27:56Then explain that to the chief!
00:28:01Hey, chief!
00:28:03Something's off!
00:28:04Feels like more than one S-class horror!
00:28:06Enough talk!
00:28:07Everyone, fall back!
00:28:08Ready to engage!
00:28:09The horror response division is here!
00:28:11The horror is in sight!
00:28:12Uh-uh-uh-uh!
00:28:14Huh?
00:28:14Huh?
00:28:15Honey, is this pressure okay?
00:28:17Need it firmer?
00:28:19Uh, a little left.
00:28:20Perfect.
00:28:21Honey, what about me?
00:28:23How am I doing?
00:28:24Oh, you're doing great, too.
00:28:26Oh, you're doing great, too.
00:28:30I'm hallucinating!
00:28:31It's gotta be!
00:28:32There's too much overtime!
00:28:33Now I'm seeing Horace playing maids!
00:28:38Huh?
00:28:38Huh? Hey, old man, did you drop something? In and out like that.
00:28:43Uh-huh.
00:28:45Huh?
00:28:46Oh my goodness, am I seeing this? Twin no-man's giving him a massage?
00:28:51Those are S-class horrors. Seriously, who's the horror here?
00:28:55Quiet, you two, don't you see? Arthur has advanced horror warden aura.
00:29:01What? Advanced? But yesterday he was a rookie.
00:29:04Horror wardens go from rank one to five. Then advanced, elite, master.
00:29:10Each step takes years of effort. And him? I'm not wrong. He's definitely an advanced-
00:29:17No way! This has to be fake! Chief, don't let yourself be fooled!
00:29:22Fake? Sophia, you fake having Twin Omens serve you. Go ahead.
00:29:27Sophia, enough! Someone, suspend her from duty! Let her cool off!
00:29:32Let me go!
00:29:33A rookie, reaching advanced in one day, and taming horrors? This man is unfathomable.
00:29:41Chief, you mean-
00:29:42Nicole Shaw's been missing almost a week in the Moonlit Hospital instance.
00:29:46The rescue teams we sent in were wiped out. So now, Arthur is her only hope.
00:29:52Chief, you've got it wrong. Arthur's not one to go out of his own way.
00:29:56Silence, Heidi Lopez! How dare you slander him! He risked his life to bond Twin Omens and save you, and
00:30:04this is how you repay him?
00:30:05Look at that face! Those righteous features! One look and I knew Arthur Lyons is a man of justice!
00:30:11Wait, what? Chief, where exactly do you see justice in that face?
00:30:17Arthur, my young friend. I am Martin Zane, Chief of Riverton HDB. Welcome aboard. Also, effective today, you'll receive our
00:30:26highest to your benefits.
00:30:28Chief Zane, you're too kind. I've never cared for such things. Anyway, then it's settled. Whoever backs out now is
00:30:35a kitten.
00:30:36Meow!
00:30:37You jest, my friend. However, there is indeed a pressing matter that only you can handle, sir.
00:30:44A pressing matter?
00:30:45A week ago, a six-star instance Moonland Hospital emerged. Our prodigy, Nicole Shaw, is trapped inside. We sent elite
00:30:52horror wardens in, and they were wiped out.
00:30:57The instance strongest is an actual SS class horror, a dread matron!
00:31:04This is a dread matron? Where is she?
00:31:08Oh, so cute!
00:31:11She's vicious. She's devoured many of our wardens. If it's too dangerous, I understand. We can...
00:31:18Chief, say no more.
00:31:19What?
00:31:21Suppressing horrors is our duty as horror wardens.
00:31:24We can't shrink from danger! I, Arthur Lyons, must take this mission. No one can stop me.
00:31:31Oh, that is excellent. I knew I was right about you.
00:31:36Eddie, do you see that? The vision? The commitment of it all?
00:31:42How can the gap between people be this big?
00:31:48Chief, the Riftstone's energy is stable. We've locked onto the six-star instance Moonland Hospital.
00:31:54Hmm. Arthur, this machine is extremely dangerous. Your safety comes first. If things go south, you must retreat immediately.
00:32:02Retreat? No way! My cutie's waiting for me in there!
00:32:06Don't worry, Chief. As a warden, eliminating horrors is my duty. This time, even if I must sacrifice my body,
00:32:14I won't back down.
00:32:19Good! Great! A true hero facing death without fear! Look at him, all of you! Learn from this! That is
00:32:26the actual spirit of a proper warden!
00:32:33Welcome, player, to the instance Moonland Hospital. Current mission, rescue your missing teammates.
00:32:41Arthur, this is the six-star instance Moonland Hospital. Here. There are more horrors than in Crimson Hall. We must
00:32:47be careful.
00:32:48Got it. I have only one goal. Tread Matron.
00:32:55New patients have arrived. They need proper care, just like us, to die here forever.
00:33:02Watch out! Those are the Wraith Guards. They're corrupted by the vengeful will. They'll kill any living thing and make
00:33:08it part of them.
00:33:10Uh, what? Wraith Guards? Them?
00:33:15Warning. Six-star instance Moonland Hospital defense system activated. Wraith Guards have appeared.
00:33:23Look! Wraith Guards! They're locked under Arthur already!
00:33:29When Wrath Guards combined, they match A-class. Even S-class horrors. They're what took out our people!
00:33:36Why panic? Arthur bonded the Twin Omens. He can handle the Wraith Guards.
00:33:40Look at Arthur's stance. So calm and composed.
00:33:44Get your pens out! Watch closely and learn!
00:33:51Darn it! Arthur, watch out! I'll hold them off! You get inside the hospital!
00:33:57Hey, Captain Lopez. As security guards, they're terribly unprofessional.
00:34:02Ah! New patient! Mandatory check-up!
00:34:06Begins!
00:34:08Ridiculous! Since when were stun batons two meters long? What if you're a scared kid?
00:34:14Die! Everyone dies!
00:34:19In a public area? And with a wheelchair this rusty? What about the floor?
00:34:25Toss! I'll smash you!
00:34:29Fire extinguishers are for fires, not for juggling!
00:34:32What if it explodes? Can you take responsibility? Give me that!
00:34:38What are you looking at? Slacking off on the job? And causing trouble?
00:34:43Get over here! Hands on your heads! Squat down!
00:34:48Look at you! A bunch of misfits! Looking all defeated! What a disgrace!
00:34:55Sky Gauge! A rare grade item! When activated, boosts damage to horrors a hundredfold!
00:35:01Ugh! Just a fancy ruler! Making a big deal! But it's a handy for discipline!
00:35:06Now attention! Stand at ease! Hands on head! Squat down! Line up by height!
00:35:11Moving! Stick out your hands! Is this how you lead?
00:35:20Harassing your clients on duty?
00:35:23Get to that corner! Write me a 5,000 word self-criticism!
00:35:29And you! Destroying property? No sense of civic duty!
00:35:35You! You're the worst! Playing with fire extinguishers? On the job? What if it explodes?
00:35:40You're fired! No bonus this year!
00:35:43You! Chattering during work hours?
00:35:45You! Can't even stand?
00:35:47Or squat right?
00:35:48And the rest of you! Huddling up like that?
00:35:51Trying to slack off? Met your KPIs yet?
00:35:54Oh man! What am I even seeing? Is he holding a staff meeting for a bunch of horrors?
00:35:59Huh?
00:36:04Lecturing horrors? Making them write self-criticisms? What kind of human does this?
00:36:09Alright, Chief! What were we supposed to be learning again? How to run a meeting for horrors?
00:36:14But how the hell did he pull this off?
00:36:17Captain Lopez!
00:36:20After some firm guidance, they now understand their mistakes. Take them back with you. Make sure they learn to be
00:36:27better beings.
00:36:30Take them back? Learn to be better beings?
00:36:34But Dread Matron is inside the hospital. She's the real terror. Going alone is too dangerous.
00:36:41Dread Matron?
00:36:43Dread Matron?
00:36:45Huh?
00:36:46That is exactly why. I have to go it alone.
00:36:50Captain Lopez! Someone as delicate as you couldn't handle her!
00:36:54This level of evil! Leave it to me!
00:36:57I'll handle it alone! With close personal containment!
00:37:01Ah!
00:37:04Captain, we've been hiding here for seven days. Supplies are gone!
00:37:08Captain, do you think we'll ever get out of here alive?
00:37:12Hmm. Just a little longer.
00:37:15That crazy lady Dread Matron is still hunting us.
00:37:18Once her guard drops, I'll carve out a path out for us!
00:37:24Huh? Wait! What's that noise?
00:37:27Huh?
00:37:28Dreadette!
00:37:28What?
00:37:29Your man's here.
00:37:31What? Someone's here? Is this guy nuts? Is he actually looking for Dread Matron?
00:37:42Hmm.
00:37:44Well, this aura...
00:37:47She is...
00:37:48That crazy lady from Moonlit Hospital. It's Dread Matron's turf.
00:37:52Huh? Ladies, you know this place?
00:37:55Know it. More than that, we fought her many times. Over horror essence.
00:38:00Really? Really? That is awesome! Hmm. Then guide your man. Today. I'll deal with her for you.
00:38:08Huh?
00:38:09Huh?
00:38:10Huh?
00:38:11Huh?
00:38:19This is really someone. But that's bad. Looks like he's being held hostage by horrors.
00:38:28Captain, look! The twin omens are here! S-class horrors! The twin omens are here!
00:38:34Huh? We're screwed. Dread Matron alone had us cornered. Now with twin omens here, we'll never escape.
00:38:43Hmm. Just a guard dog. And do you think you can bark at my man?
00:38:49Huh?
00:38:51What's this, Owly Rat? You reek! Back off!
00:38:54You jerk! I'll tear your head off! And I'll chew on your bones!
00:39:00Huh? Who do you think you are? A rat? Baring its teeth at me? Huh? Come out, my kitty.
00:39:23Huh? He calls that a kitty?
00:39:32Huh? Forget what he calls it. The point is, Neverline is taking orders from him. Has the world gone mad?
00:39:39Wait, no. He's not being held hostage. He's commanding them.
00:39:45Dirty rats are the worst. Nothing like my good kitty.
00:39:50Aww. Good boy.
00:39:53Hahaha! Quite a party! I smell fresh meat!
00:40:01Honey, run!
00:40:05Oh no! The hospital's collapsing! Move!
00:40:15No one leaves!
00:40:18Honey, watch out! This crazy lady's getting serious!
00:40:22Yeah! Gotta be careful! Heart's racing way too fast!
00:40:28Wanna play, big boy?
00:40:31Oh wow! Oh, so sweet! Total heart attack!
00:40:38Dread Matron! An SS class horror! She's here!
00:40:41They say when she kills, her hair pierces every bone in your body! We're really screwed this time!
00:40:47Huh? Hey, wha-what? Wait, someone else?
00:40:49I am Horror Warden Nicole Shaw. Are you... the Rescue Horror Response Division sent?
00:40:54Uh? Rescue? Uh, oh right, right, right! Got distracted by a pretty face. Almost forgot about you guys.
00:41:00Uh...
00:41:01Sir, this is no time for jokes! Dread Matron is SS class! Once she activates her domain, everyone dies!
00:41:10Right.
00:41:11Honey, this crazy woman is ruthless! Not to be messed with-
00:41:14No matter! Exactly because she's dangerous, I must contain her personally! Everyone step back!
00:41:20Hehehe! Girls and Bride, Coffin Maiden, you two witches actually betrayed your own kind!
00:41:28Betray? Try him first, then talk!
00:41:31Hehehe! Ridiculous! I'm Dread Matron! Starved! Struck by lightning, hunted by wardens! Never will I serve a human!
00:41:40This side! You're the ones who are going to die today!
00:41:47Wow! What a special welcome! Is this... a scarf for me? So cute!
00:41:55Damn it! That's her death web! Honey, dodge it!
00:41:59Dodge? Dodge what?
00:42:02Oh, Dreadettes! So foreign of you!
00:42:07Aaaaaaahhhhhh!
00:42:08Back off! Those strands carry deadly poison and malice! One touch and you're gone!
00:42:18Huh? What? Bare-handed catching my death hair? Impossible!
00:42:25Aaaaaaahhhhhh!
00:42:27Naughty girl! Eager to play with me already?
00:42:30Hehehe!
00:42:32Hey!
00:42:33Hey!
00:42:33Hey!
00:42:34Hey!
00:42:35What?
00:42:36That's Dread Matron's deadliest weapon!
00:42:39And he... he just caught it!
00:42:41Oh, so soft!
00:42:43Aaaaaahhh!
00:42:46Aaaaaahhh!
00:42:48Aaaaaahhh!
00:42:48Aaaaaahhh!
00:42:48What are you doing?
00:42:49Sniffing my death hair?
00:42:51Wait!
00:42:52Are you flushing?
00:42:54Alright!
00:42:55I accept the scarf!
00:42:57Now!
00:42:58Aaaaaahhh!
00:42:59Now!
00:43:00Have you had your fun, Dreadette?
00:43:02Now!
00:43:03Time to compensate me!
00:43:06Aaaaaahhh!
00:43:08Well, Chief!
00:43:10What's he doing?
00:43:11Arthur is... flirting with Dread Matron!
00:43:14That's insane!
00:43:16She's an SS class horror!
00:43:18Doesn't... doesn't he know what death means?
00:43:21I get it now!
00:43:23I finally get it!
00:43:25My friend Arthur, he's playing mind games!
00:43:28Through physical contact, he's numbing her killing intent!
00:43:31He's shattering her pride!
00:43:33Look!
00:43:34Every move!
00:43:35Every tease!
00:43:35Is a carefully laid trap!
00:43:37He's a real master!
00:43:39Every step is a killing blow!
00:43:42Aaaaaahhh!
00:43:43You're sure he's not just messing with her?!
00:43:48Why?!
00:43:48Why?!
00:43:49This human feels no fear of me!
00:43:52My SS class domain does nothing to him!
00:43:55No!
00:43:55I'll kill you!
00:43:58Aaaaaahhh!
00:43:59Temper temper!
00:44:00There's a limit!
00:44:02Otherwise...
00:44:03Aaaaaahhh!
00:44:06Acting up!
00:44:06Time for a spanking!
00:44:09Aaaaaahhh!
00:44:11Aaaaaahhh!
00:44:12Player behavior detected!
00:44:14Utterly divine!
00:44:15Dispensing domestic discipline to a horror!
00:44:18Instances confused!
00:44:20Bond mission unlocked!
00:44:21Requires 100% embarrassment from Dread Matron!
00:44:25Current embarrassment level of SS class horror Dread Matron!
00:44:2930%!
00:44:34What Dread Matron!
00:44:36She is really my cutie!
00:44:38You lonely human!
00:44:40I'm gonna kill you!
00:44:41I swear I'll kill you!
00:44:44Stop it!
00:44:45You don't understand English!
00:44:47I've never been so humiliated!
00:44:49I'll chop off your head and feed your soul to lonely horror serpents!
00:44:53Huh?
00:44:54Dreadette!
00:44:55Didn't know you were this stubborn!
00:44:56Good thing I specialize in stubborn cases!
00:44:59Ha Ha Ha!
00:45:01Still stubborn?
00:45:01still feisty...
00:45:03still defiant!?
00:45:06Current embarrassment level of SS class horror Dread Matron!
00:45:1150%.
00:45:12Warning!
00:45:13Warning!
00:45:14Dread Matron embarrassment at 100%!
00:45:17Bond Array activated!
00:45:24Warning!
00:45:25Warning!
00:45:25Dread Matron's resolve is shattered!
00:45:27Proceed with bonding carefully.
00:45:30Resolve shattered? What does that mean?
00:45:33Resolve shattered? What does that mean? I just smacked her a few times!
00:45:36That dramatic?
00:45:37Dreadmatron's mental state has dropped below zero.
00:45:41Currently questioning her existence.
00:45:43Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? What's going on?
00:45:50I'm done! This is too much! I'm Dread Nation!
00:45:54No one's ever humiliated me like this! Just kill me!
00:45:58Hey, wait! Are you crying?
00:46:00Alright, alright! No more hitting, okay?
00:46:03What good does that do? I'm finished in the horror world!
00:46:07I'm done! I'm deleting my account!
00:46:09Oh, what if I pretend you beat me next time?
00:46:12Let you save some face! Hey, don't run!
00:46:17Dreadmatron got beaten to tears?!
00:46:20Dreadmatron got beaten until she cried! Oh my gosh!
00:46:23Captain! Am I seeing things?!
00:46:25That's an SS class horror! Crying harder than a toddler!
00:46:30The world really is full of wonders!
00:46:33After all my years hunting horrors, I've never seen anything like this!
00:46:38Hey, there, there! Don't cry, Dreadette!
00:46:41I promise to go easy next time! Let you win, deal? Be good, okay? No more tears, okay?
00:46:50Captain! Are we sure this is a high-risk six-star instance? This just doesn't feel right!
00:46:56You talk too much! He just saved your life, and you're complaining about him?!
00:47:01Not complaining, it's just, uh, the vibe is off! Where's this SS class horror weird brother?
00:47:09Huh?
00:47:11Human? Okay then! You win this round, but what just happened? Not a word!
00:47:16A word! Between you, and me, and the walls!
00:47:21And you! Bury what you just saw, deep inside! Anyone who blaps, dies!
00:47:27We suddenly went inside! We saw nothing! We saw nothing!
00:47:30We saw nothing! We saw nothing!
00:47:31Relax! A mighty Dread Matron getting beaten to tears! I'll remind you forever!
00:47:36Ew!
00:47:37Matey won't tell a soul either! I'll keep them in mind!
00:47:42Hmph!
00:47:43Detected Dread Matron's shame at max! Submission threshold met! Initiate bonding!
00:47:49Bond! I'll take them all!
00:47:51Ah!
00:47:52Ah!
00:48:00Greetings, Master!
00:48:03Crimson Bride! Did I just hear someone swear they'd rather starve, be struck by lightning, than ever yield?
00:48:10Heh! Now that you've tasted our men, you really folded fast!
00:48:15You two zip it! I was...
00:48:18Ahem!
00:48:19Ahem!
00:48:21What's with the attitude? We're family known, no more fighting!
00:48:29What matters most is that the four of us build a good life together, nothing else!
00:48:34A happy family is everything, alright?
00:48:37Whatever you say, honey!
00:48:40Hmph!
00:48:46A legend! Is he even human?
00:48:49Build a good life together, my ass!
00:48:52Someone tell me, is this a horror instance? Or family drama?
00:48:58Dude! Man, I'm on my knees here! Please, teach me! I want what you have a warm home in this
00:49:04nightmare world!
00:49:05Let go! I don't do ugly!
00:49:07Warning! Warning!
00:49:09Core instance horror Dread Matron has been subdued!
00:49:13Instance Moonlit Hospital will collapse!
00:49:16All players, prepare for forced exit!
00:49:20Wait...
00:49:21Collapsing?
00:49:22Again?
00:49:26Dad, Hedy Lopez thinks that Arthur guy has Chief Zane's full support! With him around, I'll never move up in
00:49:33HRD!
00:49:34Useless!
00:49:36Years I spent planting you there, and you can't even beat a rookie! You disgrace the Abyssal Cult!
00:49:42Dad, that Arthur is weird! He went into Crimson Hall, and fought the Twin Omens!
00:49:52Fought? That's nothing! Back in my day, I held off SS-class horrors with one hand, and carried the whole
00:49:59cult with the other!
00:50:00Cleared instances like nothing! A mere Arthur lines won't stand in our way!
00:50:04He's digging his own grave!
00:50:05No! Dad, let me finish!
00:50:08He didn't just fight the Twin Omens! He married them! He made them his wives! Dad!
00:50:17We're back! We actually survived that help!
00:50:21Mom, I made you proud! I escaped from an SS-class horror!
00:50:27Good! Nice going, Arthur! I knew you'd succeed!
00:50:31Gee! That instance was full of dangers! Death at every step, I fought Dread Matron for three days and nights!
00:50:40Came close to dying! But I completed the mission!
00:50:44Huh?
00:50:46But, but Captain, we're the ones that almost died!
00:50:50He was on vacation! Where was the danger?
00:50:53Shut up! That's called strategy! Don't talk if you don't get it!
00:50:57I get it! Of course I get it! You completed the mission! And as such, you deserve our reward!
00:51:05Come on! Bring it here!
00:51:09Here's 30,000 spirit crystals! It's not much, but it's all we can offer, sir!
00:51:14Hey, she's sane! You shouldn't have-
00:51:19Oh, my card!
00:51:25Everyone! Aren't you celebrating a bit early? For this nobody?
00:51:32Hmph! Wayne Scott! You dare attack HRD's door! Do you want a war or something?
00:51:38War? I'm just here to clean up some trash! Blocking the abyssal cult!
00:51:44Hahahaha!
00:51:48What?! Abyssal cult?!
00:51:56And now, DIE!
00:52:00Wayne Scott! Don't you dare!
00:52:10Arthur, go now. Wayne's a Grand Master Warden, and he's with the Abyssal Cult. He really
00:52:16means to kill you!
00:52:18Abyssal Cult? What's that? Some kind of drainage cult?
00:52:22The Abyssal Cult worships horrors as gods. They're crazy! Go now! Chief Zane can't hold
00:52:30him off for long.
00:52:40Martin Zane, you can't stop me. This little pup got in our way. Today, he dies.
00:52:53Arthur, run! This old fool's lost it!
00:52:57Run! Now that I've revealed myself, no one leaves here alive today. Not even in there.
00:53:07Old man, are you done talking? I'm not one for violence. But if you want to act tough, take
00:53:15it up with my wives. Wives? I've seen men beg for mercy, but never call for their wives
00:53:26before death. Let's see. What kind of woman can save you now?
00:53:44Who's messing with our man? Old man? You've got some nerve.
00:53:51only I get to pull my master. Now, how do you want to die?
00:54:00You! You call these women your wives? Something wrong?
00:54:07Crimson Bride, Coffin Maiden, and Dread Matron! These are all S-Class and above horrors. You brought
00:54:17them all home. I underestimated you. Fine. Since these three ladies are here now, I'll spare
00:54:28you for their sake. This and now!
00:54:32Did I say that you could leave?
00:54:41Your voice is annoying. Kneel when you speak.
00:54:51Dammit, ladies! I'm a high priest of the abyssal cults! We worship horrors as gods! We're
00:54:59on the same side! Same side? What? With you? My man is the only one on my side? Who do
00:55:11you think you are? Die!
00:55:19Chief, is Wayne Scott still alive? I have no idea. He is probably meeting his maker.
00:55:28Forcing himself on the twin omens. Making Dread Matron cry for mercy. I haven't seen anyone with that much courage
00:55:36in a long while. Send word. Invite this Arthur Leons. I'm curious.
00:55:42How tough his sky guard really is.
00:55:50Player Arthur Leons cleared Moonlit Hospital. Clearance rating SSS rank. Congratulations. You've earned epic rewards. Primordial Horror Titans 3 and
00:56:03epic artifact horror armor.
00:56:07What? He's a triple S godly rating?
00:56:12And this is the reward?
00:56:15Ladies, this thing looks like jelly. Snack time!
00:56:20That's primordial horror! It boosts your level with no side effects!
00:56:25Honey, this would cause chaos in the horror world. And you want to snack on it?
00:56:31Honey, you should absorb it yourself. No need to share.
00:56:37What are you saying? We're family. What's mine is yours.
00:56:48Dude, what are you writing down?
00:56:51You just have to say cheesy pick-a-plans to these whores and they fall head over heels for you.
00:56:56Incredible!
00:57:04Huh? Who's invitation is this? He even has special effects.
00:57:09Wait, Arthur! Don't touch that seal!
00:57:13Huh?
00:57:21What's going on? Where's my husband?
00:57:24That's a spider summon token! A forced entry to the Spider Lodge instance! She's... she's after Arthur!
00:57:30She? Who is she?
00:57:33The Arachnid Queen. A triple S class horror from Spider Lodge. Her instance is banned all across the globe!
00:57:41So what? Mess with my master! I'm going in!
00:57:45It won't work! The instance has rules! Only the invitee can enter! No outsider can get in! You can't help
00:57:52him now!
00:57:53Then what do we do now?
00:57:55Arachna Queen! You touch my man, I'll remember this!
00:57:59Enough! Let's absorb the primordial horror now! Once we level up, we'll flatten Spider Lodge and settle this!
00:58:11Huh? Where the heck did this end?
00:58:15Welcome, players, to Spider Lodge instance! Current mission, survive three days!
00:58:21Rule one, obey the lodge's rules. Do whatever it says! Rule two, never go near the back!
00:58:28Rule two, never go near the back!
00:58:39No destination, can't you leave the dorm soon!
00:58:42Book five, never go near the back!
00:58:43Huh?
00:58:45Hehehehe . Welcome guests to Spider Lodge! Please take your seats. Hehehehehehe!
00:58:53Oh no, I'm so dead! An 8-star instance, Spider Lodge!
00:58:57An 8-star Lodge? This is it? Seriously? 8 stars? And this is the hygiene level? 1 star, that's the
00:59:05top.
00:59:06Are you insane? This instance is banned!
00:59:08Welcome! Please take your seats! Now!
00:59:12What are we waiting for? We're here anyway. They're offering food. Let's sit.
00:59:17Stop gawking! Rule 1 of Spider Lodge, never refuse an invitation! Before the manager loses it, sit down!
00:59:24Hey waiter, food!
00:59:26Shh! This is Spider Lodge! You can't order here! You eat what they serve, and you never say no! Got
00:59:34it?
00:59:34That's serious? Eat what they serve, no complaints? Sounds like a scam!
00:59:46Stop! Just stop! Here, the rules are law!
00:59:50Fine! Let's see what this place is serving!
01:00:01Ew! Yikes!
01:00:07Those rules are to clean your plate or you break the contract!
01:00:11Enjoy your meal! Not a job left! Otherwise...
01:00:14Enough! I walked into an 8-star Lodge, expecting decent food!
01:00:20But! Look at this food! Is this it?
01:00:23No! It's an insult to our dignity! A blatant, shameless rip-off!
01:00:29Stop! Just stop talking!
01:00:31We players bleed and sweat in instances, and this is what we eat? Slop? Garbage? This is trash!
01:00:37Right! We want real food! We want real food!
01:00:40We want basic dignity as customers! We want quality dining! If this Lodge is beyond saving, why should it even
01:00:48exist?
01:00:48Exactly! Shut it down! We reject it completely!
01:00:52Heheheheh!
01:00:54Insulting the sacred meal! Challenging the rules! Then die! Die!
01:01:02No! Watch out!
01:01:04Still fighting? I knew it! This place is a scam!
01:01:10Customer is king! Don't you get it? You call this hospitality?
01:01:14Pathetic bloodbag! You're dead! I'll make you the main course!
01:01:19Decor zero! New creativity failed! This place is getting reviewed into the ground!
01:01:25An 8-star franchise licensed and you run it like a die! And you dare show your teeth? Loser!
01:01:31Human! I'm going to kill you! You'll scream on my web for eternity!
01:01:37Heh! Shut up!
01:01:38A top tier IP and this is what happens? And you have the nerve to complain?
01:01:42If I were you, I'd have turned Spider Lodge into an instance and taken it public!
01:01:47Wait! Wait! What did you say? Take it public? You can't do that!
01:01:52Is that so hard?
01:01:59You're serious? You can really take our lodge all the way to an IPO on the abyssal board?
01:02:04Don't believe me? Try me!
01:02:07Move it! Where's the board? Desks? Chairs? You want me to teach standing up? No respect for your teacher!
01:02:21Much better! Now everyone stand up! Class starts now!
01:02:25Morning class! Take a seat!
01:02:29To learn lodge management and business expansion, lesson one is the power of capital!
01:02:35To build a successful lodge, you can't just rely on one-time customers!
01:02:39We didn't cast a wide net and monetize the traffic!
01:02:43Let me ask you, how do you normally treat your guests?
01:02:46We just scare them! Make them terrified! And demand horror coins!
01:02:51Wrong! So wrong! That is the problem! That's a one-off deal!
01:02:55You scare them to death and they won't come back!
01:02:57You ever heard of customers' lifetime value? Ever heard of brand equity?
01:03:02Forget it!
01:03:03Worst students I've ever had! The absolute worst!
01:03:07First up, start with basic hospitality and the decor needs to change!
01:03:11We need to make guests feel at home!
01:03:14Hey, hey, hey! Eyes on the board! Why stare at me? Words on my face!
01:03:17Don't just stare at the board! Look at me too!
01:03:20Why stare at the board? Is the board teaching you?
01:03:24Huh?
01:03:28What? What? Where am I now?
01:03:30We're trembling here in fear and he's taking a class!
01:03:33Is this for real? What a legend! How did he even dare?
01:03:38What are you doing? Class is in session! No talking! Everyone sit and listen!
01:03:42Coming! We're sitting!
01:03:46Alright, keep going! Next lesson! How to make guests feel at home and never want to leave!
01:03:57Chief Zane, what's wrong? Go ahead!
01:03:59Yes, sir! Go ahead and understand! Mission will be completed!
01:04:02Everyone! We just got word! Our division has acquired the top talent Arthur Lyons!
01:04:06He's already destroyed the Twin Omens and the Crimson Hall Instance!
01:04:09My goodness! Destroyed two S-Class Horrors? Arthur's that strong?
01:04:13Yes! Extremely strong! Headquarters has its eye on him now! He is our great hope against these horrors!
01:04:19But! Not long ago he was pulled into an 8 Star Forbidden Instance! Spider Web Lodge! Now his fate is
01:04:24unknown!
01:04:26What?! 8 Star Forbidden Instance?!
01:04:28Right! And Chief Zane knows! We all have invitations to Spider Lodge! We just never dared to enter!
01:04:34But now, we must go into the lion's den! To save Arthur!
01:04:38Can we just save him?!
01:04:40In 8 Star Instance, last time an elite warden team went in, and not even ashes came out!
01:04:46Chief gave the order, so we're right behind you!
01:04:50We'll make those horrors know that human bones are hard! Arthur, hang on! We're coming to bring you home!
01:04:56Fight by the death! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!
01:05:02Alright! First lesson's over! Any questions?
01:05:05Sir! If we follow your plan, will our lodge really IPO?
01:05:09Well, one step at a time. Rome wasn't built in a day, your assets aren't there yet, don't aim for
01:05:14an IP now.
01:05:15Plus, just a lodge is too narrow. We need diversification, like a spa and foot massage. That's how you keep
01:05:21customers coming back.
01:05:22A spa? In a forbidden instance?
01:05:24Why not? How else do you plan on expanding?
01:05:27Manager, do you have any female staff?
01:05:30Oh, plenty! They usually spin webs and cocoon people!
01:05:35What a waste! Any good looks? Good presentation? Kind customers notice immediately!
01:05:40Don't just nod! Bring them out! I need to do some emergency training! Get them ready for work!
01:05:45Also, we players will be your first customers to test this place!
01:05:55This feels amazing!
01:05:58Feels like home! Now this is real hospitality!
01:06:01First time in a horror instance I've ever felt warmth!
01:06:05Arthur, can we get memberships?
01:06:07Absolutely! First time top ups come with VIP service!
01:06:14Sir! You're a genius! Look at these blood bags! I mean customers! They don't want to leave! They actually want
01:06:20to pay! What's our next move?
01:06:21I've taught you the basics! Now, time to launch Spiderweb Spa!
01:06:28Go! Go! Go! Come on! Come on!
01:06:31All plans from Team-21 failed! Spider Lodge as well, bear is too strong!
01:06:35We can't penetrate it!
01:06:37Then keep trying…
01:06:38Until we succeed!
01:06:40Chief! Bryan Clark's Team has moved! Signal's gone since they entered Spider Lodge!
01:06:46Good. Contact other teams.
01:06:48See if anyone else has cleared Spider-Lodge before.
01:06:51Yes, sir.
01:06:52Run!
01:06:53Everyone! We can't let our hero bleed and weep alone.
01:06:57Arthur helped us destroy the Twin Omens and the Crimson Hole.
01:07:01He gave us everything.
01:07:02And now, spiders might be tearing him apart.
01:07:05Horrors might be dismembering him.
01:07:07He's only 20. He's still so young.
01:07:11He must be in so much pain.
01:07:13We have to save him.
01:07:16Yes, sir.
01:07:21Step right up. Step right up.
01:07:23Folks, step up. Don't be shy.
01:07:27Spider-Lodge is now open with spa services.
01:07:30No horror corns required.
01:07:31Just good vibes. Buy one, get one free.
01:07:33Tired of baking bones.
01:07:35Bummed out by the built-up rage.
01:07:37Come to the Spider. Get treated like royalty.
01:07:41Is that Spider-Lodge?
01:07:43Since when did they rebrand?
01:07:44No more eating people?
01:07:46Sir, that's ancient history.
01:07:48Now, it's not just a lodge.
01:07:49It's also a spa.
01:07:51With your presence, you clearly need the royal package.
01:07:54Is... is it expensive?
01:07:56Don't worry. Everything's half off today.
01:07:58Please, this way.
01:07:59One gentleman guest.
01:08:00Welcome to Spiders at your service.
01:08:03Welcome.
01:08:04Welcome.
01:08:04Welcome.
01:08:07Come on, folks. Step right up.
01:08:10Limited slots. First comp, first serve.
01:08:12Soak and relax now.
01:08:13Hey, me, me, me.
01:08:14Hey, me, me.
01:08:14Me, me, me.
01:08:16Me, me, me.
01:08:17Hey, me, me.
01:08:19Wake up.
01:08:25We're here.
01:08:26The 8-star forbidden instance, Spider-Lodge.
01:08:29Legend says no one walks out alive.
01:08:31Guys, get your wills ready.
01:08:32Keep them close.
01:08:34Relax, Captain.
01:08:35We won't give Arachnaqueen a chance to eat some lie.
01:08:38Captain, look.
01:08:39What is that?
01:08:42Spider-Web Spa Grand Opening.
01:08:45Packages, buy one, get one free.
01:08:47What the heck is this?
01:08:48Go watch out.
01:08:50Maybe Spider-Web Law has gotten even deadly.
01:08:52We have one mission.
01:08:53Save Arthur and get out.
01:08:56Yes, sir.
01:09:01Die, you horror!
01:09:11Welcome, three gentlemen, right this way.
01:09:15What?
01:09:15Three, three, gentlemen?
01:09:18Captain, did we come to the wrong place?
01:09:21Are you sure the spa is the eight star forbidden instance?
01:09:25Captain, the service here actually looks pretty good.
01:09:30Hi there.
01:09:31I'm Arthur Lyons, manager of Spider-Lodge and Spider-Web Spa.
01:09:34How can I help you?
01:09:37Arthur?
01:09:38You're the Arthur who's supposed to be in grave danger?
01:09:42Suffering right now?
01:09:43Huh?
01:09:44Grave danger?
01:09:45Suffering?
01:09:45Me?
01:09:46Ah, that was right.
01:09:47The hardship of starting a business is unreal.
01:09:50Huh?
01:09:51I'd like to experience that hardship.
01:09:59Arthur, snap out of it.
01:10:01Don't let the horde's illusion fool you.
01:10:02From what I know, these waiters are the worst.
01:10:05They eat people.
01:10:07Waiter, where are you?
01:10:10Where's my tea?
01:10:13I'm sorry about that, sir.
01:10:14Coming right up.
01:10:15Please come down, okay?
01:10:16I'm sorry.
01:10:20All of our staff are professionally trained.
01:10:23They would never upset a guest.
01:10:25What about the spider ladies?
01:10:27I heard they're even worse.
01:10:29They cocoon people.
01:10:30And then they eat them alive.
01:10:33Sir, is the pressure okay?
01:10:35Do you want me to massage deeper?
01:10:39Our masseuses are also certified professionals.
01:10:42Licensed in everything.
01:10:43If you don't believe me, why not try an experience?
01:10:47Immersive experience?
01:10:49Is that appropriate?
01:10:54Hey, everyone.
01:10:55If you're enjoying yourselves, we have VIP memberships available with monthly and yearly plans with great perks.
01:11:01Captain, is this really an 8-star forbidden instance?
01:11:05Beats me.
01:11:15Arthur, how dare you turn my spider-lodge into a spa?
01:11:20Destroying my legacy.
01:11:21Tarnishing my name.
01:11:25Good.
01:11:26Very good.
01:11:28I will drain you.
01:11:29Drop by drop.
01:11:34Oh, crap.
01:11:36That pressure means Arcana Queen's awake.
01:11:39The Queen?
01:11:40What kind of title is that?
01:11:42Arthur, run.
01:11:44That's the Arachno Queen.
01:11:45An SSS class horror.
01:11:52She's the source rule of the entire lodge.
01:11:54Her will alone controls everything.
01:11:56She's the ultimate boss.
01:11:58Ultimate boss?
01:11:59No wonder this place was run so badly.
01:12:02The leader's the problem.
01:12:04Get her over here now.
01:12:06With management skills like that, how is she in charge?
01:12:09She needs my training.
01:12:12Training?
01:12:14Arthur, you're the first one who's tried to lecture me.
01:12:18As a reward, I'll drain you dry, drop by drop.
01:12:24Huh?
01:12:31Hmph.
01:12:39Watch out!
01:12:40Arcana Queen herself has arrived!
01:12:42The pressure here, it's unbearable!
01:12:45Watch out?
01:12:46Huh?
01:12:48Oh.
01:12:50Oh.
01:12:52Hmph.
01:12:53Holy moly, I'm watching those twin peaks!
01:12:56Arthur, you're about to die and you're looking at what?
01:12:59Arthur, are you ready to meet your end?
01:13:02Dammit!
01:13:03Arthur!
01:13:04Get back to the safe zone!
01:13:05We'll hold her off.
01:13:06You fall back!
01:13:08Hmph.
01:13:09No.
01:13:09Huh?
01:13:09Leave this to me.
01:13:10Don't joke around!
01:13:11She's an SSS-class horror!
01:13:13Extremely dangerous!
01:13:15Exactly!
01:13:15Because she's dangerous, I have to do this myself.
01:13:18Talent like this needs personal training.
01:13:23Destroying my legacy.
01:13:25Tarnishing my name!
01:13:26Arthur!
01:13:27I'm about to grind your bones to dust!
01:13:33Arthur, dodge!
01:13:34Those are a rag and a queen's death spikes!
01:13:36One touch and you're dead!
01:13:38Death spikes?
01:13:39These don't look like death spikes!
01:13:44Hmm, smells nice!
01:13:46What body wash do you want to use?
01:13:48You!
01:13:49You latter!
01:13:50Shut up!
01:13:51I'll kill you!
01:13:54Miss, please.
01:13:56Put on some clothes!
01:13:58You're making this awkward!
01:14:08No!
01:14:09My deadly webster!
01:14:10How is this possible?
01:14:12Now, my turn!
01:14:21Had enough, my boss?
01:14:24Ready for some personal training?
01:14:30Huh?
01:14:32No way!
01:14:33How is it possible that an SSS-class horror's attacks do nothing to him?
01:14:37But, is this the training that he keeps mentioning?
01:14:42The legit kind?
01:14:51Arthur, how dare you humiliate me?
01:14:54I want you dead!
01:14:59Boss, looks like you need a serious lesson today.
01:15:07Mr. Lyons, please don't hurt her!
01:15:10She's been through so much!
01:15:12My queen, Mr. Lyons is a good guy too!
01:15:15Please stop fighting!
01:15:16No more fighting!
01:15:18Huh?
01:15:20Move aside!
01:15:21What are you doing?
01:15:23This human destroyed our lodge!
01:15:24He's killing us!
01:15:26My queen!
01:15:27Mr. Lyons is teaching us business!
01:15:29Helping us make money!
01:15:30If we earn enough, we can buy our freedom and leave this place!
01:15:36Mr. Lyons, the Arachna queen never hurt us!
01:15:39She has always protected us!
01:15:41Mr. Lyons, Spider Lodge's true master is the Abyssal Patriarch, not our queen!
01:15:47Hmm?
01:15:48Abyssal Patriarch?
01:15:50Yeah!
01:15:50He trapped us here, feeds on us every year!
01:15:54Our queen always protects us!
01:15:58Silence!
01:16:00Why tell a human any of this?
01:16:02I...
01:16:03I'd rather die than accept pity from a human!
01:16:07Player has uncovered Spider Lodge's truth!
01:16:10Mission triggered!
01:16:12Subdue SSS class horror!
01:16:14Arachna queen!
01:16:15Unlock at 100% embarrassment!
01:16:18Current embarrassment level, 20%!
01:16:22Is this subduing a horror?
01:16:24This is saving a damsel in distress!
01:16:26Presence!
01:16:30Huh?
01:16:34Silly girl!
01:16:35So all these years, you've suffered so much, carried such a weight!
01:16:39From now on, whatever storms come, I'll weather them for you!
01:16:43What?
01:16:44I'm being hit on?
01:16:46Huh?
01:16:47You jerk!
01:16:49What nonsense are you spouting?
01:16:51I am Arachna Queen. Since when do I need a human?
01:16:56Warning! Player's tenderness detected. It's shaking Arachna Queen's resolve. Embarrassment level 50%.
01:17:02Your hands are so cold. All these years, no one ever warmed them.
01:17:08What are you saying?
01:17:10It's okay. From now on, I'll warm them up for you.
01:17:15Epic! Arachna Queen's never been treated this way. Embarrassment surges to 80%.
01:17:21D-Don't come closer!
01:17:23Spidey, with me, you don't have to be so strong.
01:17:27Sp-Spidey? You dare call me Spidey?
01:17:31Because if you keep pretending, it breaks my heart.
01:17:41Oh, Carol!
01:17:44Huh?
01:17:45Huh?
01:17:47Huh?
01:17:48Huh?
01:17:48Huh?
01:17:50Huh?
01:17:50Huh?
01:17:50Huh?
01:17:50They kissed! They actually kissed!
01:17:53Hehehehe. After all these years, the old tree's finally blooming. Hehehe.
01:17:59Oh my god, this is so romantic!
01:18:04Captain, what are you doing now?
01:18:07Just confess gently to a horror, and it will kiss you!
01:18:13Warning! Arachna Queen's heart has completely melted. Embarrassment level 100%. Romance successful.
01:18:21Hmm.
01:18:21Initiate bonding?
01:18:24Bond.
01:18:28Wait! A horror pact?
01:18:30No! I refuse! Stop now! I won't accept this humiliation!
01:18:39Silly girl, don't act so tough with me. I'll walk the road ahead with you, okay?
01:18:45Huh?
01:18:46Don't! Don't you dare!
01:18:49Huh?
01:18:50Congratulations! Player has successfully bonded SSS class horror, Arachna Queen!
01:18:56Arthur! I'm warning you! If you dare abandon me, I'll kill you!
01:19:06Huh? What is that?
01:19:08Abyssal Patriarch! He sensed the Lodge's rules changing! He's awake!
01:19:14Arthur! Go! Now! He's the source of this instance!
01:19:18You destroyed his Lodge! He won't let you get away with it!
01:19:29Abyssal Patriarch runs this place! Go! Now! Go!
01:19:34Silly girl, I told you! You won't be alone anymore! Got it?
01:19:39Unbelievable! Arachna Queen is completely moved! Affection rating skyrockets to 120%!
01:19:46You wrecked my loss! And you dare to flirt above my own head?
01:19:51If you want to share a bed, I'll make you sleep here forever! Die, all of you!
01:20:01Abyssal Patriarch! The core rule of Spider Lodge!
01:20:04Arthur, fall back! Abyssal Patriarch is a whore beyond even SSS class rules!
01:20:10Huh? What is with this old man?
01:20:14Forgot his calcium this morning? Why is he limping?
01:20:17Is that the point? Even with a million limp legs, he can still crush Riverton with one slap!
01:20:22Huh?
01:20:26Huh?
01:20:28Hey! Gimpy! You can barely walk!
01:20:32Huh?
01:20:32And you're after my girl?
01:20:34Huh?
01:20:34Huh?
01:20:34What did you say?
01:20:36Meat shell maker!
01:20:37Hmm?
01:20:38Huh?
01:20:39Huh?
01:20:39Huh?
01:20:40Huh?
01:20:40Huh?
01:20:41Huh?
01:20:43Good, good!
01:20:44You're the first to mock my crippled body!
01:20:47I'll peel your flesh off piece by piece and use you as fertilizer!
01:20:55Arthur! He's coming for you! Watch out!
01:20:57Watch out? Why would I be scared of a cripple? Huh?
01:21:06Impossible! You kicked away my Abyssal Order effortlessly! Wait, no! Why did the attack stop?
01:21:15Abyssal Order? Watching a crutch move around? You think you're some kung fu master!
01:21:20Limp, go see a doctor! Quit acting tough!
01:21:24You? What do you want?
01:21:26Take a wild guess, what do I want?
01:21:30No! My leg!
01:21:35Keep pretending! Go on, act up! The crippled old man!
01:21:38Threatening my wife?
01:21:40Today! I'll break your good leg too!
01:21:46What? What is he doing? Is he amputating Abyssal Patriarch?
01:21:51That's brutal! He's kicking Abyssal Patriarch's good leg!
01:22:00Still pretending? Still threatening my girl?
01:22:03Stop! You freaking psycho! I am the Abyssal Patriarch!
01:22:07How dare you humiliate me!
01:22:11Well, well. Got some guts, huh? Then there's something tougher!
01:22:19Boomer! Time for your factory reset!
01:22:22No! I spent 3000 years to force this body!
01:22:26No! I'm impossible! The great Abyssal Patriarch! Loose to you!
01:22:39He did it? Arthur won! This... this guy really has no fear!
01:22:44So in his eyes, Abyssal Patriarch was just some cripple to kick around!
01:22:50This is his power level! Chief Sane was worried about him!
01:22:53Chief! You worried too much! A whore should be scared of him!
01:22:57Player has physically removed Abyssal Patriarch! Instance Core has auto-relocated!
01:23:03Absorb!
01:23:06Warning! Without a host, the core will collapse!
01:23:10Uh, collapse? Again? Wait, wait, wait! Fine! I'll take it!
01:23:14Player Arthur Lyons has conquered and bonded 8-star instance Spider Lodge!
01:23:19Instance ownership transferred! Player Arthur Lyons now holds 100% ownership! Access anytime, anywhere!
01:23:28What happened? Arthur? You okay?
01:23:30I'm fine! The old guy was generous! Insisted I take the deed before he left!
01:23:35Starting today! This instance is mine!
01:23:39What?! Claiming an instance?! I thought only Horrors could do that!
01:23:45Silly girl! Are you ready to leave with me now?
01:23:48But... what about them?
01:23:52Don't worry! It's mine now! The instance will remain!
01:23:57Our spiderweb spa will keep growing!
01:24:01Ha ha ha!
01:24:01Ghost Jump! Reaching new heights!
01:24:14Arachna Queen? Touch my man, and I'll turn you to ash!
01:24:19If my man bleeds a single drop, I'll raze your city!
01:24:22Enough talk, girls! Let's go in and chill! I'll take Arachna Queen's head myself!
01:24:29The instance is in for it now! All three of them just hit Triple S class!
01:24:34I wonder if the Arachna Queen can handle them all!
01:24:37Chief! Should we intervene?
01:24:39Intervene, my ass! Gods fighting like this? How could we?
01:24:43Chief! Good news! Survivors from Spider Lodge just appeared at Grand Square!
01:24:50What?!
01:24:52Come, hurry! Take me there!
01:24:56What?
01:25:00Is this the world you live in?
01:25:03Indeed! So many blood bags!
01:25:06Run!
01:25:07Get out of here!
01:25:08Everyone, get ready! Horror is incoming! Charge!
01:25:12Charge!
01:25:16Hey there! Don't forget me! Ask for me next time, okay?
01:25:22Mr. Lyons, don't worry! We'll run the lodge perfectly well! Business will only go up!
01:25:32What's this?
01:25:34Chief! Why do these horrors seem completely harmless?
01:25:38Arthur! Are you okay? Were you hurt in the Spider Lodge? That's an 8 star forbidden instance! It was a
01:25:44death trap!
01:25:44Rumors! All rumors! Spider Lodge is now Spider Web Spa! Great service! Top skills! Everyone is talented! And they talk
01:25:53nicely! I freaking love it there!
01:25:55Come on! Show Chief Zane our company culture! Welcome to the Spider Web Spa! Where satisfaction comes first!
01:26:04And this is?
01:26:05I am Arachna Queen, Arthur's Lawful Wife!
01:26:09The SSS class horror from an 8 star forbidden instance, Arthur's Lawful Wife?
01:26:14Witch! What do you mean, Lawful Wife?
01:26:22A wild spider from a web cave has quite the mouth on her!
01:26:28Crimson Bride, don't be mad! Looks like Arachna Queen's lost her mind and can't tell wife from servant!
01:26:34Why waste words? You tried to steal my men? Wherever you are, you die!
01:26:40A bunch of weaklings! You dare compete with me? As for status, I'm Arachna Queen! As for strength, I'm at
01:26:50peak SSS class! I outrank you all! As for romance, I just sealed it with a kiss with Arthur! How
01:26:58can you compete with me?
01:26:59Sealed it with a kiss?
01:27:01Uh, well, those clouds are sure white!
01:27:04You witch! While we were gone, you kissed our man?
01:27:08Arachna Queen! Just some homewrecker who stole a kiss!
01:27:12You! I will skin you alive!
01:27:18Ugh, such intense love battlefield!
01:27:22Poor SSS class horrors are actually fighting over Arthur! How is this guy still alive?
01:27:26Dude, you're absolutely insane! But clearing an 8 star instance has caught Supreme Command's attention!
01:27:32I need to ask you a few questions. Is that okay?
01:27:34They're especially curious about how you got all these female horrors and monsters to behave.
01:27:40They want to know your secret, sir.
01:27:43First, they're not horrors and they're not monsters. They just lack soul's warmth and crave care.
01:27:50I was just the right person at the right place and time to give them a home.
01:27:55All right, go on. I'm just taking notes.
01:28:00Honey, who are these old hacks? They're not worthy of you.
01:28:05You trimmed hands off him!
01:28:12You junior whores, dare act up? I've been too nice to you.
01:28:17You're asking for it!
01:28:18Enough! All of you shut up!
01:28:20Huh?
01:28:23Our happiness is what matters.
01:28:25Why fight? What matters most is that we all lived well together as a family. Isn't that good?
01:28:31Uh...
01:28:32Uh...
01:28:33Uh...
01:28:34Uh...
01:28:35Wait, no! Why does that sound so familiar?
01:28:38Oh, I remember now! He said the exact same thing when he recruited the other three!
01:28:42He reuses the same line for every instance?!
01:28:47I am master of an eight-star instance! I won't stoop to competing with juniors!
01:28:52Hey, now that's what I like to hear! Uh, peace in the family fixes everything!
01:28:57Oh!
01:28:58This is...
01:28:59Order is collapsing! A new era is coming! The Global National Trial!
01:29:03Demonic Battleground has opened!
01:29:06Arthur!
01:29:07Global contestants are entering now!
01:29:09Huh?
01:29:10Huh?
01:29:10Damn it! The National Trial was supposed to start for another three months!
01:29:13Why is it so early?!
01:29:15The National Trial is the ultimate hell!
01:29:17Because it holds not just horrors, but legends say banish dark deities!
01:29:22Huh?
01:29:26No! A dark deity! It's Doom Simeon! Run!
01:29:30Huh? A dark deity? Doom Simeon?
01:29:38The Monkey! The Monkey King!
01:29:42You gods and demons of the heavens! Come down and face me!
01:29:46Bye!
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