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Return of the Kung Fu Dragon EPISODE
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00:00Old Town Road, I'm gonna take my horse to the Old Town Road, Old Town Road.
00:21Not bad. Still got it.
00:24Ethan?
00:24Please tell me she didn't see that.
00:26You've been at it all day. Take a break.
00:30Just a bit more. Earn us some extra for dinner.
00:57What happened? Why is the cow's nap in here?
01:00Well, lazy cow, I guess. Just leave it.
01:10The perfecters.
01:14Mom, you said I gotta fight today, but in this dump, it stinks.
01:18That doesn't matter. We just want to find someone. Someone interesting.
01:26How did they find us?
01:32Folks, this is a private farm. We don't take visitors. I'll have to ask you to leave.
01:38Logan, try him.
01:43Awesome! Finally!
01:46Someone to play with me.
01:53The way of wind. Ram style.
01:58Ethan!
02:00Mom, he's too weak. This is no fun.
02:03If he's boring, kill him. Then move on to the next one.
02:20Ava. A first-generation perfecter. Gene model of the way of water. After hiding for this long, finally show your
02:27fangs?
02:29Wow! Fun! You can fight! Let's do it! Come on!
02:33Ava, what was that?
02:34Sorry. I'll explain after I'm done with this.
02:41Dead Kane, Helena, and demon child, Logan. So you've come at last.
02:46Mom, she's a badass. I'm gonna beat her first.
02:50Then kill the loser.
02:53Go ahead, my boy.
02:55Die.
03:37Logan, wait.
03:40Mom! They're not dead yet. We're not finished.
03:45Claire, the way of fire perfecter, tiger style.
03:50Very well.
03:52You dare to kill your allies? You're violating the rule of the Dark Dragon Lord. When he returns, he'll execute
03:58you both.
03:59The Dark Dragon Lord.
04:01He's been gone for too long.
04:04Once my son defeats every free perfecter and becomes the new lord, he'll be the rule.
04:12As if you're worthy. Ava, with me.
04:17Two against one. Let's party!
04:20Leave it, Logan. We still have things to do.
04:25We'll have plenty of time after. None of them are getting away.
04:37Are you hurt?
04:40Oh, now you step in? Where were you earlier?
04:44Useless coward. Just stood there and watched your wife get bullied.
04:48Ethan isn't ordinary. I don't want to drag him into the perfecter's fight. It would only risk his life.
04:53He's just a piece of trash.
04:55Only you treat him like some kind of treasure.
04:59Ethan, Lily's getting out of school soon. Pick her up first. I'll explain when I'm back.
05:04Fine. Just... please be careful.
05:15Nick Cross. The Butcher. The Way of Earth Perfector. Awaken talent. Ox style.
05:23Good. Now I can see for myself.
05:26Cut the crap. I've been waiting.
05:38Don't look, sweetheart. It's not for kids.
05:46Logan's a meathead, but he's a natural born killer. Among us perfectors, only the Dark Dragon Lord stands a chance
05:53to beat him.
05:55Nick's screwed.
06:00If the Lord's still here, we wouldn't have to live in fear.
06:26Logan's gonna kill Nick. We must save him. Now!
06:33Sweetheart, can Daddy borrow your mask for a minute?
06:40See you on the other side, Butcher.
06:44Time to kill some cows!
07:01Who the hell are you?
07:03Where he came from?
07:05He never knew himself.
07:08Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
07:11Fall in power, but he was born a soldier.
07:16No one's in love.
07:19He's gonna come around.
07:21Dragon style.
07:23He's...
07:24Ain't no lies. Ice in the eyes of...
07:28The Dark Dragon Lord.
07:32The Dark Dragon Lord.
07:38He's...
07:39He's back.
07:46Stop!
07:47I'll fucking kill you!
07:49I'll have my revenge!
07:51Logan!
07:52Come back!
07:54If you married him, we never need to hide in a dump like this.
08:01Ethan's my husband.
08:03To me, no one compares to him. Not even the Dark Dragon Lord.
08:07I swear that useless trash has you drugged!
08:09Enough!
08:10Let's go check on the Butcher.
08:28Oh no!
08:29They're here!
08:29We have to go! Now!
08:31Oh no!
08:40They're here!
08:40We have to go!
08:41Go!
08:47Operating First Generation Perfector Registration Act.
08:50Target Nick Cross.
08:52Capture confirmed.
08:54Transport to headquarters for disposal.
08:58Agent Tyler.
08:59Using Helena and Logan's challenge.
09:02We just follow them and track all Free Perfectors down.
09:05Easy peasy.
09:07These First Generations are flawed.
09:09If they refuse to submit to PCA, they must be wiped out!
09:13This world belongs to us now!
09:16The true Perfectors!
09:18Don't get ahead of yourself.
09:20These First Gens are just small-fy.
09:24The only person we really need to worry about is the one from earlier.
09:32The Dark Dragon Lord.
09:41Annoying rats!
09:51Fuck!
09:52He's too fast!
09:53I'm gonna kill him!
09:54I'll get my revenge!
09:58He got away.
10:00So we'll get you a new toy.
10:06I'll take you to Ava.
10:08You can fight as much as you want.
10:10No.
10:11This time I'm not gonna fight her.
10:14I'm gonna kill her.
10:24Ava, you are the best of the Way of Water Perfectors!
10:27And he's just a piece of trash!
10:29He doesn't deserve to be with you!
10:31Take the girl!
10:31And leave with me!
10:32Now!
10:33What if Helena and Logan come again?
10:35Ethan has no chance to survive.
10:37I am not leaving him behind.
10:39Even now?
10:40You're still worrying about that pathetic loser?
10:46You have nerves showing up now?
10:51Mommy!
10:52Auntie!
10:53Look!
10:53Daddy bought me this mask!
10:57This...
10:58This mask?
11:02The Dark Dragon Lord?
11:04The Dark Dragon Lord?
11:07Ethan's just a loser.
11:08How can he be the Dark Dragon Lord?
11:13Ava, you are coming with me!
11:15Now!
11:17I'm not going anywhere.
11:19I'm staying here with Ethan.
11:21Claire, please.
11:23Trust me.
11:24I'll protect my wife and daughter.
11:27Protect them?
11:28With what?
11:30Ava is the best of the Way of Water Perfectors!
11:33You're just an ordinary!
11:34How the hell can you protect them?
11:40Ava, actually...
11:41Ava!
11:48It's Helena and Logan!
11:50Ethan, stay here with Lily.
11:52Just leave this to me.
12:07Finally, you're here.
12:10Once you're dead, there'll be no Free Perfector left.
12:14The Dark Dragon Lord will be forced to show himself.
12:17Once Logan breaks him,
12:19my son will be the new Lord.
12:25You just saw the Lord's power yourselves
12:27and you still dare run your mouth?
12:29Acting tough until the very end, huh?
12:32Wish you have Nyx luck.
12:34Perhaps the Dark Dragon Lord
12:36will scoop in and save you too.
12:38Logan, kill them!
12:57Logan is the offspring of two first-generation Perfectors.
13:00He's got high-ranked genes.
13:02If there were no second-gens,
13:03or the Dark Dragon Lord,
13:05he would be the strongest on Earth.
13:07he's got a chance of taking force.
13:38Ethan, what the hell are you doing here, you loser?
13:42Just came to watch. Go on, don't mind me.
13:45Is this not messy enough?
13:49You're an ordinary.
13:51Just the shockwave from this fight will kill you.
13:54Don't worry, they can't hurt me.
13:57You worthless trash.
14:00How dare you look down on me?
14:03I'll kill you first.
14:06Ethan!
14:31Ethan, go to Claire. Stay close to her. I won't let him hurt you.
14:40Even stuck marrying a loser like you, Ava's still this powerful.
14:44Ava is holding back.
14:46She's too distracted trying to protect us.
14:49Logan has already found her opening.
14:51You ordinary.
14:52What do you know about combat between perfecters?
14:54Absolutely nonsense.
14:59What are you doing?
15:02My arm.
15:03It's fixed.
15:10Ava!
15:12Strike the weak point!
15:14His chest!
15:15Π’Π°ΠΊ!
15:34Um...
15:35Oh!
15:44Blood, you made me bleed.
15:48I'm ripping you apart!
15:52Hmm, genius.
15:55He inherited the way of Earth gene model too.
15:58This is his signature, rat style, Earth merging.
16:02Interesting.
16:05Oh, no!
16:07Oh, no!
16:11Oh, no!
16:21Oh, no!
16:24Oh, no!
16:31Oh, no!
16:33No!
16:35No!
16:36No!
16:37No!
16:52Watch out!
16:54Ava!
17:00I won!
17:02She took the hit!
17:04She's dead meat!
17:05I'm the new Dark Dragonlord!
17:08Logan's power nearly matches with second-gen perfectors.
17:12Ava died by that strike.
17:14It's a warrior's end.
17:22That's impossible!
17:29Logan!
17:34Go!
17:35Now!
17:36Look what he did to you.
17:38I won't leave till he pays for it!
17:40Rest now.
17:42I'll take it from here.
17:46I'll make sure you die!
17:48Today!
17:51You dared hurt my wife?
17:53Fine.
17:55I'll play with you.
17:57But be careful.
17:59Try not to die too quickly.
18:02You asked for it!
18:04I'll crush your skull!
18:05Come on!
18:15Let's go!
18:16No!
18:17A tiger.
18:19Snake.
18:20Look out!
18:24He's cycling through every style.
18:27How is this possible?
18:29In all our history, only one man has that kind of power.
18:39The Dark Dragon Lord.
18:55The legendary Dark Dragon Lord is an ordinary farmer?
19:02We just hooked the big fish.
19:10The Dark Dragon Lord, you finally show up.
19:14It's you.
19:16The Witch of the Blood Harvest.
19:24You forced me to disable my own power and took my eyes!
19:32You really think I wouldn't bounce back?
19:34I re-implanted the Way of Wind model.
19:39Reimplant?
19:43Now, I'm even stronger than before.
19:47I don't need eyes to see.
19:50The wind is my sight.
19:52Every movement you make, the air carries it all to me!
19:57You're the Dark Dragon Lord, so what?
20:00I am no longer the failure you defeated.
20:10Use the wind element like that.
20:13Her power can reach half of a true second-gen perfecter.
20:17Director?
20:19Fire.
20:22Enterprise Dad
20:30Death士
20:31Oh, I ain't even stores all of these things.
20:57Impressive. You can track my moves. But can you stop me?
21:17I'm not going to die.
21:20I'm not going to die.
21:38Let's go.
22:04Your crimes are beyond count.
22:06Break your own limbs, and I shall spare your lives.
22:09Fine. We lost.
22:12But my husband, he won't let this go.
22:15He can try.
22:25You two enjoying the show?
22:27Get out here.
22:28Now.
22:34They... they are the PCA.
22:43Logan, run!
22:46Run?
22:47Not happening.
22:51Ethan!
22:52We're perfecters, PCA!
22:54Fire won't spare any of us!
22:56Fight with us!
23:09PCA, you didn't just happen to be here, did you?
23:12The Dark Dragon Lord, huh?
23:15Sharp as they say.
23:17Without those two idiots running around, we wouldn't have pulled in this many.
23:21You used us!
23:23Getting used by the PCA?
23:25That's the only value you failures have left.
23:28Let me introduce myself.
23:30Tyler, PCA agent.
23:33Noah, PCA agent.
23:36Why is PCA so set on wiping us out?
23:39You first-gen perfecters?
23:41Unstable.
23:42Dangerous.
23:44This world...
23:46belongs to real perfecters.
23:49No room for trash like you.
23:52Then so be it.
23:54We fight.
23:59Ethan!
23:59We'll hold them off!
24:00You can still get out!
24:01You're the last hope of our first-gen perfecters!
24:03You can't get caught here!
24:05Placing your hopes on a flawed reject?
24:07That's pathetic!
24:09No need.
24:11PCA's not taking anyone today.
24:13Cocky bastard!
24:14You asked for it!
24:16You asked for it!
24:41We're dead.
24:49We're dead.
24:54That's impossible!
24:55That's impossible!
25:14I'm B-ranked, PCA.
25:17How is a first-gen reject stopping a strike with all my might?
25:20Unless he's a second-gen, too.
25:23No, impossible.
25:25The records say the Dark Dragon Lord is the very first first-gen.
25:29I'm sick of duels and killing.
25:31Dylan, I stayed out of this for years.
25:35But you kept pushing.
25:38So today, let's end this.
25:48Die.
26:00He's...
26:01He's a monster.
26:04Then, it's all...
26:06or nothing.
26:11He's a monster.
26:13He's a monster.
26:15He's a monster.
26:22He's a monster.
26:25He's a monster.
26:27I'm a monster.
26:28He's a monster.
26:28He's a monster.
26:29He's a monster.
26:29He's a monster.
26:30He's a monster.
26:33Let's go.
27:16You overestimate yourselves.
27:27This can't be. It's impossible.
27:34I never thought Ethan would be this strong.
27:36I misjudged him before.
27:48Dark Dragon Lord, please! Spare my life!
27:54You PCA think you run everything. This is what you get.
28:00PCA's been killing Perfecters for years.
28:03You all deserve to die.
28:13Spare my life, and I'll tell you something valuable.
28:18Talk. Make it worth your life.
28:20Next week's Free Perfecters Union assembly. It's a trap.
28:23We're wiping everyone out. That includes your father-in-law, Arthur Reed.
28:27What? What?
28:29I'm here. Nothing's happening to him.
28:47Forget it.
28:50I didn't know you were the Black Dragon Lord. That's on me.
28:53I won't get in the way of you and Ava anymore.
28:58It's alright.
29:00We're family.
29:12Ha ha ha ha ha!
29:14Fifteen years! Finally, I'm done!
29:18Now, tell me, who can stop me?
29:22This Victor Kane is invincible!
29:26Ha ha ha ha!
29:28Master, bad news.
29:30Helena and Logan lost.
29:31They were taken by the Dark Dragon Lord.
29:33What the hell?
29:37He fucking dared to touch my wife and son?
29:39I'll kill him!
29:45Listen up!
29:47PCA's hunting us down.
29:48Today, we gotta pick a leader and fight them to the death!
29:54PCA's too strong.
29:56How do we fight that?
29:58Exactly.
29:59Second gens crush us.
30:00This is suicide.
30:01Then die standing.
30:03For dignity.
30:04For freedom.
30:05We'll fight to the end!
30:07Fight to the end!
30:08A bunch of rejects.
30:10And you think you can take on PCA?
30:13PCA!
30:14Fight to the end!
30:16Father.
30:17Good to have you back.
30:19Father.
30:20What the hell are you doing here, you useless piece of trash?
30:25Get out!
30:26I don't want to see you!
30:27Father!
30:28Father!
30:28PCA might already be inside!
30:29Ethan can help!
30:31Ridiculous!
30:32Since when do we need help from a useless trash?
30:35Ava, what can a useless farmer like him do?
30:38Get him out of here.
30:40He's such an eyesore.
30:42Ethan is not useless!
30:44He's...
30:44Enough!
30:45He leaves.
30:46Or you shut up.
31:11You?
31:12A bunch of rejects?
31:14Kicking a leader?
31:15What a joke.
31:17Victor!
31:18You scumbag!
31:21You let your wife and son slaughter the perfecters, and you dare show up here?
31:26No!
31:28All of you shut up.
31:30No!
31:31No!
31:34No!
31:35No!
31:35No!
31:35No!
31:36No!
31:36No!
31:38No!
31:39No!
31:40No!
31:40No!
31:41No!
31:42No!
31:42No!
31:52Father!
31:53Grandpa!
31:55Get off me!
31:56You want to die too?
31:57How did you get this strong?!
31:59Where is he?
32:00Bring me the Dark Dragon or everyone here dies.
32:04If he were here, you wouldn't be standing.
32:07You want to die?
32:08I'll grant your wish
32:15You looking for me
32:29Ethan don't make things worse
32:32Isn't that the Reed family's useless son-in-law you want a death or what?
32:37You're the Dark Dragon Lord him
32:40He's just a weak useless farmer pretending to be the Dark Dragon Lord for attention
32:48Exactly no way the Dark Dragon Lord looks so ordinary
32:54Dark Dragon Lord took you long enough to show yourself
33:01Ethan you dare mock me
33:11Ethan watch out!
33:13Ethan watch out!
33:28Ethan watch out!
33:30Ethan watch out!
33:35No way
33:35He just got lucky
33:42Slippery
33:43Let's see how long you can keep that up
34:01What?! Impossible! He defeated Victor. Such power.
34:09You're really the Black Dragon Lord?
34:24That's dragon style. There's only one person who can use it. The Dark Dragon Lord!
34:31Ethan, is really the Dark Dragon Lord?
34:35Dad, I told you, Ethan's not useless.
34:38No. That useless farmer. How can he be the Dark Dragon?
34:47Even if you are the Dark Dragon Lord, I took my wife and son.
34:55We didn't take Helena and Logan. The PCA did.
34:59The PCA?
35:01It was PCA. If you doubt it, ask them yourself.
35:05I believe you. But PCA, no one can find them.
35:12You're already here. Come out.
35:13Ha ha ha ha!
35:18Ha ha ha ha ha!
35:22Zeke Walker, PCA Senior Executive.
35:25All of you coming with me to PCA for trial.
35:27You're the one who took my wife and son!
35:33All of you attack!
35:34Stay back! You can't handle him.
35:37Then why don't you fight him?
35:38You useless, pathetic trash.
35:41None of you are leaving.
36:01Die!
36:04Die!
36:14This power...
36:16We're not even close.
36:26Even if you match a second gen, so what?
36:34What?
36:37What?
36:39What did you do?
36:41This ring blocks all first gen element force.
36:45Dragon, today you die!
36:50Without element force, you can't even touch me!
36:54Spare me, my lord!
36:57I'll serve PCA!
36:59Marcus!
37:00You!
37:01Traitor!
37:03I don't want to die!
37:05I don't want to die!
37:13The PCA doesn't keep trash.
37:26Dark dragon lord, time to die!
37:37Who said I need powers to kill you?
37:39Who said I need powers to kill you?
37:48Where is he?
37:58First generation perfectors aren't flawed.
38:01I don't need element force to break you.
38:04you!
38:08The PCA!
38:10Oh!
38:13You!
38:21You!
38:23The PCA!
38:32You!
38:32Split it out! Where's PCA headquarters?
38:35The world belongs to us now, Dragon Lord.
38:38You falls are being erased.
38:52Lily!
38:55You want your daughter back, Dragon Lord?
38:57Then come to the PCA.
38:59Lily, my baby!
39:04Ethan, what do we do? Please, you have to save her!
39:09PCA, you are asking for death.
39:11I will go!
39:23mΓͺmes
39:47So you're the Dark Dragon Lord's Brit?
39:52The spawn of a defect doesn't deserve to eat here.
39:55Get on your knees.
40:06I won't.
40:08You're all bad people.
40:11Let's see how tough you are when we drag your precious Dark Dragon Lord in here in chains.
40:24My hand!
40:28My hand!
40:38You little brat, you still have the nerve to fight back!
40:41My daddy is coming to save me!
40:44Still counting on your Dark Dragon Lord?
40:47Pathetic!
40:48Take her to the gene lab.
40:54Dark Dragon Lord, this is it.
40:56This is the PCA headquarters.
41:02So this is the place.
41:05You touched my daughter.
41:07Now you all die.
41:17Gene scan is finished.
41:19Zero compatibility.
41:20She's a dud.
41:21Why the hell did you bring this trash to my lab?
41:23Get her out of here.
41:27Mister, can I go home now?
41:29I want my daddy.
41:33Dr. Weiss, that's the Dark Dragon Lord's daughter.
41:35He's our nightmare.
41:37We can't just let her go.
41:38And even if she's not a match for the serum, your lab still needs new guinea pigs, right?
41:44You're right.
41:45My friend's enemy is my enemy.
41:48A guinea pig she is.
41:49No.
41:50No guinea pigs.
41:51I want to go home.
41:53I want my daddy.
42:17Really?
42:21Stay away!
42:23Don't touch me!
42:28That pathetic loser can't even protect his own brat!
43:00You are asking for death!
43:17No, please, spare me.
43:30Lily, Dad is here.
43:53Thank God, Lily, you're safe.
44:01Die, Dark Dragonlord.
44:12Hold your fire! Stand down!
44:31Director! That's him! That's the Dark Dragonlord! Kill him!
44:35How dare you disrespect Dark Dragonlord! Everyone knows I, Silas, value talent above all!
44:54Dark Dragonlord, my men overstepped. They acted without my orders. They are yours to settle the score. Do what you
45:00will.
45:02Since you love this machine so much, why don't you both go in and play?
45:26Hold on, Dark Dragonlord.
45:29Join the PCA. I'll make you my number two. You'll have everything!
45:37I don't roll with trash.
45:38I'll make you my number three.
45:39I'll make you my number one.
45:47I really did.
45:55Not Japan!
45:59Not now!
46:02I'm not alive!
46:05I'm not afraid of it!
46:08I'm so sorry.
46:13Daddy! What's wrong? Daddy!
46:20Trading a useless pie for the legendary Dark Dragon Lord?
46:24Best damn deal I've ever made.
46:52Well, look at the invincible Dark Dragon Lord.
46:56All that legendary power and you still ended up rotting in the dirt like the rest of us.
47:04I was counting on you to save them. But now, nobody can stop Silas.
47:10Who are you?
47:11I used to run the PCA. Until that animal Silas stabbed me in the back.
47:17His real power is Gene Devour.
47:19He brought you here to drain every Top Perfector dry.
47:23So he can become a god.
47:26His real power is Gene Devour.
47:29He brought you here to drain every Top Perfector dry.
47:33So he can become a god.
47:35It's over! We're dead! He already sucked us dry.
47:39Once he rips the four elements out of you, he'll be unstoppable!
47:45You moron! You're supposed to be the Dragon Lord!
47:49And you just handed yourself to him on a silver platter!
48:01What makes you think this is a bad thing?
48:03I'm so fazee!
48:06No, no!
48:21It's messed up!
48:26It's been a dream indeed!
48:29And once the
48:29It's been bugging up old.
48:30He didn't get the competitive kind.
48:31He didn't getjets tilled into the opening of the world.
48:33The legendary Dark Dragon Lord.
48:37What a pathetic joke.
48:40You really think it's over?
48:43Once I swallow your four element genes, I'll be invincible.
48:49The whole world will be at my feet!
49:26Yes! The power of God!
49:29I, Silas, am the God of the Perfectors!
49:38You're useless now. Time to use your own power to send you to die!
49:45I!
50:04I'm sorry!
50:07I'm sorry!
50:09Look at these ants. Crawling right into their own graves.
50:21It's too much! He's a god now!
50:26No!
50:27Now, let's start the execution with you. Die.
50:39No!
50:54What is this? My power! I can't control it!
51:17You! What the hell did you do to me?!
51:21You wanna know why I went into hiding?
51:24My awakening left me with a primal, lethal toxin I couldn't purge.
51:29I was just looking for a way to purge it.
51:32And then you showed up.
51:34The perfect trash can. You practically begged to suck all that poison out of me.
51:42No! This caught me happening! You set me up!
51:45You did this to yourself.
51:47You did this to yourself.
51:55No!
51:56No!
52:24Lily!
52:38The whole place is collapsing
52:47Follow me
53:13Dark Dragon Lord, you're truly worthy of your title
53:28Look, Daddy, look how strong I am
53:32You're the best, baby
53:40The famous Dragon Master
53:42Choosing farm work over important business again
53:51I'm just a simple farmer
53:53And I'm content living like this
53:57Besides
53:59Lily looks a little lonely
54:01She needs a little brother
54:03Shut up
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