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00:03come on dude come on wait all right man coach said one more d and you're out of here
00:11it's for your own good that was you want for me i'm a baseball player not a biologist
00:15i don't know be smarter
00:30um you okay living my best life
00:38why you offer to cheer me up
00:43oh um oh sorry um
00:52um good luck with everything
01:20hi hey roomie roomie
01:27sorry flyer this morning i am in need of a place to live and you are needed roommates
01:36sorry that um that flyer was meant for someone more like me someone quiet and academic and well a
01:45girl and i uh i just didn't expect zeke evans the school's sluttiest baseball player to be my new
01:51roommate so quite the reputation
01:58uh sorry i uh i didn't mean to it's okay you know there's more to me and all that right
02:09like what
02:12we're making mean lasagna
02:16um i'm sorry i don't i don't think that this is going to be a good fit beggars can't be
02:20choosers
02:21what makes you think i'm a beggar
02:26it's the first of the month just give me a shot all right move my heads kick me out no
02:31hard feelings
02:35but i promise to be a good boy for you
02:47i don't even know
02:48i don't know how the mouse looks you like right over the dog this is like a few times
02:53like there's no evidence there's no kegs you know what i mean
03:00zeke quick question um why are you throwing a rager at 2 p.m on a tuesday
03:07guys you need to get out more this is a hang it's not a rager
03:14all right go get set up the cake or something all right bro
03:22look i failed a bio test okay thought i'd blow off some steam
03:25okay well i need to work on my portfolio which my mentor just called generic and i'm inspiring so
03:31could you please just oh oh what are you
03:37you know what's inspiring dancing right come on
03:44come on loosen up roomie it'll help your art i promise
03:50there you go there she is shut up
03:59zeke hands off your roommate go herd your animals okay i'm tessa hi
04:08please forgive my man whore of a brother and thank you for housing him he is a mess
04:14i've noticed he just needs a friend oh he's got our fangirls and frat boys so
04:20to new friends
04:44so what do you say babe i'll pitch you catch
04:50oh um sorry i i don't really i don't really play i'm i'm just a fan
05:08not your type what fabian he's flirting with you right flirting with me that's that's a good one
05:18yeah flirting are you seriously that inexperienced
05:24no
05:27fine if you must know
05:31i've never even been kissed before so you've never been kissed
05:37i was always the the weird art girl
05:43i'd basically need like remedial sex ed
05:50what about a what about a sex tutor
05:55yeah yeah very funny and and where do you suppose i found one of those it's not something that you
06:00can put up a flyer for
06:06you
06:08you you're you're funny it's it's a joke right oh not to brag but this is kind of my area
06:16of expertise
06:16right you know sluttiest baseball player on campus
06:23stop you're you're being mean and you're you're making fun of me i'm not
06:28no
06:30i don't i don't understand why you'd help me then so
06:36well a girl like you clearly makes good grades i could use a tutor myself
06:43coach said if i fail one more class i'm off the team and that means no more scouts that means
06:48no yankees you're like the yankees focus
06:55you tutor me biology i'll tutor you in sex what do you say
07:00so
07:03we'd like
07:05date no
07:07no strictly educational no feelings i'm for fun not forever and that's not exactly boyfriend material
07:17right okay let me guess you want a sweetheart huh some good romantic guy who's gonna bring you
07:26flowers and write you poetry
07:31what's wrong with that nothing there's nothing wrong with it you deserve it
07:39you deserve everything you want
07:44that's not me
07:48what do you say you helped me reach my final and i hope you find the one
07:56deal
07:59how about
08:02will you seal the deal with your first kiss
08:25i'll save it for when you're alone
08:29let's go have some fun yeah
08:38first guy to bag the new chick wins the cash dude that's nasty
08:45zeke you want in what the hell dude she's a person not a bet
08:50chill bro all right we're gonna be doing this girl a favor can you please not mess it up with
08:54my
08:54roommate she's a big girl she can handle herself
08:59she's off limits you hear me or what or i'll kick your ass
09:06yeah okay beat it i got business to take care of
09:10be lucky this is her house
09:14look ignore him all right first one to slide home wins 500 bucks cash
09:23i think that's enough studying for today
09:32so you're gonna be a yankee huh
09:38well i should warn you that this
09:42is a dodger home dodger home
09:47not anymore
09:49you're not even recruited yet no that's coming
09:54you're looking at the best picture in the whole western conference
09:58yeah that's if you don't flunk out oh funny
10:05well i did just get this badass new tutor
10:12so
10:14now that we're
10:17alone
10:22so i don't know how it feels to be kissed
10:43i don't know how
10:47how do i
10:49lesson one
10:52trust yourself
10:54free
10:57just
10:59follow what feels good
11:04don't hold back
11:06beautiful
11:12um
11:14i'm sorry you uh
11:17you don't have to do this
11:20what
11:24pretend you want me
11:27i'm not pretending
11:29are you sure
11:33what makes you think otherwise
11:39because
11:41in the immortal words of my eighth grade bully
11:46i am a fat loser with frizzy here and thunder thighs so
12:01come with me
12:02come with me
12:03i want to show you something
12:20uh
12:21uh-uh
12:23eye contact is how guys know you're into them
12:27i don't like being stared at
12:30they're admiring
12:32look at yourself
12:38what are you doing
12:41putting your eighth grade bully in her place
12:45why am i staring at myself this is
12:48embarrassing
12:52call it a confidence drill
12:55can i continue
12:57can i continue
13:17Sorry, um, I, I'm not used to this, so I-
13:23You don't have to apologize.
13:25I just want you to see yourself as you are.
13:32Beautiful.
13:39Lesson three.
13:41Ask for what you want.
13:47Can we?
13:52Will you kiss me?
14:13What?
14:14Was that, was that bad?
14:16Did I, did I do it wrong?
14:18No, no, you're natural.
14:27Really?
14:28Yeah, don't wanna get to your head.
14:32Well, I think that we should go to bed.
14:38Already?
14:40Oh, no, oh my God, not, you and I, not together separately in, in our separate beds, cause not together,
14:48that, that would be crazy.
14:51You can if you want.
14:54You set the pace, butterfly.
15:12You're not now.
15:16Yeah.
15:16Wait, wait.
15:17Go, mom.
15:18Bye.
15:20Bye.
15:21Bye.
15:22Bye.
15:26study time
15:29I was studying
15:31I was working on my fastball
15:32yeah and you need to be working on your organismal biology comprehension
15:35which you clearly know nothing about
15:37which is alarmingly concerning
15:40so
15:43I feel unmotivated
15:47come on teach
15:48I made my lessons fun
15:56okay
15:57fine
16:00for every answer
16:01that you get wrong
16:03you strip
16:05but for every answer that you get right
16:08I'll strip
16:12jeez
16:13Amelia strip tutoring
16:16I didn't think you had it in you
16:18yeah yeah yeah
16:19yeah yeah
16:19you in or what?
16:24bring it on
16:27first question
16:30what's the role of the sodium potassium pump?
16:34it's
16:36when
16:37you eat
16:38sugar
16:43you're
16:43you're joking right?
16:46the sodium potassium pump moves ions against their concentration gradient
16:53so
16:56strip
17:17I guess I should've worn a shirt
17:27what's the key to maintaining blood glucose levels?
17:32hmm
17:34your turn to strip
17:36light
17:39we'll see
17:39all the contaminants
17:45we'll see
17:46inside
17:47It's all right.
18:00That's cheating.
18:08What are you guys doing?
18:10We are just studying.
18:12Studying?
18:12Yeah.
18:14Okay.
18:15I love that.
18:16But did Zeke not tell you about the plan?
18:20I've got a game today.
18:22Tessa's here to help you get ready and bring you to the after party.
18:26Another party, Zeke. You have to study.
18:30I think it's time to practice what I taught you.
18:38Okay.
18:39We need to talk.
18:42My brother tells me that you don't know that you're an absolute babe.
18:48Oh, um, I mean, I know I'm not conventionally attractive, so...
18:53Conventional attractiveness is a myth.
18:56Anywho, I went shopping.
18:58It's like my love language or something, but I picked you out some outfits.
19:02You want to play dress up?
19:06Honestly?
19:08Yeah.
19:10Me too.
19:11Okay, let's go.
19:17Thank you for doing this. Seriously, I owe you one.
19:22It's the least I can do.
19:24For what?
19:27For helping Zeke.
19:29You literally saved his life because I was going to kill him if he flunked out.
19:35I hope I can help him.
19:37Oh, you can.
19:38He's not dumb.
19:39He just has this thing in his head that baseball and partying and getting with every girl in a five
19:43-mile radius is all he's good for.
19:52But I think he'll listen to you.
19:54He likes you. He told me so.
19:59Okay, no, no, no, no. No smiling.
20:01Okay, I'm gonna line your lips. Focus.
20:10Let's go.
20:11Oh.
20:13Dude, when you struck out that last batter, I swear.
20:16Scout's trials are on the ground.
20:18I was actually planning on throwing him.
20:28What's that?
20:30Amelia?
20:47Hey!
20:50Damn, Fabian works fast.
20:52Amanda!
20:53This is the girl I wanted to see.
20:55Listen, I want to show you something.
20:56It's just right over here.
20:57It's Amelia.
20:58Told you to leave her alone.
21:01We're just having a conversation, bro. Relax.
21:04Back off.
21:05Or you'll be watching the next game from the bench.
21:11Sorry, pal.
21:12She's coming all the way home with me tonight.
21:15What the hell? Psycho, I'm your teammate.
21:17You're a piece of trash.
21:24What the hell was that? I thought you wanted me to practice flirting.
21:27Not with him.
21:29He's trying...
21:32He's trying to take you to the upstairs tree.
21:36The what?
21:37Look, Fabian is not good enough for you. Just ignore him.
21:41Okay.
21:44Wait.
21:46What's the upstairs tree?
21:48It's a tree where we take girls and after we kiss them under it, they always ask to go upstairs
21:52with us.
21:53That's the move?
21:54Yeah.
21:55Kissing a girl under a tree.
21:58The upstairs tree.
22:00Ah, right.
22:02When does that work?
22:04I don't know. It just does.
22:05I don't understand how a tree could do that.
22:11I will show you.
22:16Part of lesson four, allow yourself to be swept off your feet.
22:29Step.
22:38Okay, so the story goes, founder planted this tree for his wife and the seed chipped all the way from
22:43North Carolina.
22:44Dug the hole himself, watered it every day.
22:48Usually, the girl says something like,
22:50Wow, it seems like a lot of work.
22:53Wow, it seems like a lot of work.
22:54There you go.
22:55And we would say, oh, the guy would do anything for a pretty girl.
22:59Right, but usually you'd mean it, right?
23:02I mean it right now, pretty girl.
23:04Well, then we would lead them behind the tree.
23:12And then...
23:15What?
23:18Do this.
23:19Do this.
23:32So, upstairs.
23:35Ow.
23:49So, what's it like living in a frat?
23:54Fun.
23:56Baseball.
23:57Parties.
23:59Girls.
24:02What about class?
24:04Yeah, I'm not really good at much else besides rounding home plate.
24:07No, you make a mean lasagna, right?
24:11Sure do.
24:13You ask nice and I'll let you taste it.
24:16It's always about the sex with you, isn't it?
24:18Well, it's what people expect from me, so...
24:22Maybe you should try exceeding their expectations.
24:27Gotta be honest, I think this is the most I've ever talked on an upstairs trip.
24:33What does a normal upstairs trip look like?
24:38This.
24:54It's...
24:55Zeke.
24:56Stop teasing.
24:57Lesson five.
24:59Patience is a virtue.
25:02Build up is half the farm.
25:10You're a bad guy who's gonna take his time.
25:18Savor every inch.
25:21What about lesson three?
25:23Asking for what I want.
25:34Alright butterfly.
25:36What do you want?
25:40I want you to touch me.
25:43For academic purposes.
25:45Obviously.
25:49Well then...
25:51In the spirit of...
25:53Education.
25:53Mhmm.
26:06What else?
26:09I want you to kiss me.
26:12Please.
26:25Space.
26:27Space.
26:28Space.
26:28Girl machine.
26:33Space.
26:34Space.
26:35Girl machine.
26:47Space.
26:48Reminiscing already?
26:50Shut up.
26:52I gotta go find Tessa, but I'll be right back.
27:05I'll be right back.
27:06Wow, that's beautiful.
27:11Hey, um...
27:12Emilia, right?
27:15I'm Sam.
27:17Second baseman.
27:18Backup pitcher.
27:20Fellow artist.
27:22You paint too?
27:23No, I'm an actor.
27:25Aspiring anyway.
27:28What kind of stuff do you make?
27:29Oh, uh, just representational art with a focus on color theory.
27:33That's wow, yeah.
27:35You have no idea what I just said.
27:37No, not at all.
27:39Um...
27:40But maybe I could...
27:41I could take you out and...
27:43hear you tell me all about...
27:45that.
27:47Um...
27:48Can I have your number?
27:52What are you doing?
27:54Well, I'm...
27:55I'm asking Emilia out.
27:57You know, I thought we could...
27:58we could talk art.
28:00Since when do you care about art?
28:02Come on, man. You know I act.
28:06So what do you say?
28:08I'd love to.
28:10Wow.
28:11She'd love to.
28:14I'm looking forward to it.
28:20Ooh, Emilia has a date. Emilia has a date.
28:24Cut it out, Tessa.
28:26It's just to hang out.
28:28I'm gonna go get some more water.
28:35Okay, Spell.
28:37What's going on between you two?
28:40Nothing.
28:41I don't know what you're talking about.
28:42Yeah, right.
28:44I've literally never seen you this jealous.
28:46I'm not jealous.
28:47I'm just protecting her.
28:49Because you have a huge crush on her?
28:50No, I don't.
28:53We're friends.
28:54She doesn't see me like that.
28:58Emilia!
28:59So, what do you think of Zeke?
29:00Be honest.
29:02I think he's charming.
29:03That's for sure.
29:05Charming, huh?
29:06You're about really hot.
29:08Zip it. I asked her, not you.
29:12I think he's kind and generous.
29:15And super motivated.
29:18But, I think he sells himself short.
29:23I think he's more than just a slutty baseball player.
29:27Damn, bro.
29:28She sees you.
29:29She's a real one.
29:31Alright, what about you, Zeke?
29:32What do you think of Emilia?
29:33Yeah.
29:37She's, uh...
29:40She's great. Great roommate.
29:42Total chiller.
29:45Right.
29:46Thanks a lot, Remy.
30:06Hey.
30:09So, uh...
30:10When's that test again?
30:12Vinyls are almost over.
30:15Yeah, I, uh...
30:18I took it yesterday.
30:21Zeke, why didn't you tell me?
30:23Well, I wanted to wait...
30:25So I could show you...
30:27My first A.
30:28Hey.
30:31Oh, my God.
30:33You did it.
30:37Well, I couldn't have done it without you, Teach.
30:50I know you.
30:59Sorry.
31:10So, you're...
31:11Going out with Sam then?
31:16Yeah, um...
31:19I guess it all worked out.
31:24You got the A.
31:27I got the guy.
31:29You don't even know him.
31:31I'm doing what you told me to.
31:33Trusting myself and letting myself get swept off my feet.
31:37Yeah, but...
31:39But what?
31:40I'm not understanding the problem.
31:42It's no problem.
31:44What's the point of you tutoring me if you won't let me date anybody?
31:50Are you...
31:51Are you jealous?
31:55Zeke?
31:55No.
32:02Right, cause...
32:04Cause you're the one that said, no feelings.
32:08Yep.
32:10Then I guess our...
32:12Our lessons are over.
32:14Yeah, cool.
32:16I better go get ready for my date then.
32:19Wish me luck.
32:19Good luck.
32:23Good luck.
32:44Well, I figure as the frat's sweetheart, it's my job to make sure my boys get a sweet treat before
32:51the big game tomorrow.
32:52That's like my sweet treat upstairs.
33:00Missed you, babe.
33:02Damn dude, you know you really are a psychopath.
33:07Sorry, bro.
33:08Hello.
33:12Zeke?
33:15Excuse you?
33:18What happened to the museum?
33:21We're meeting here.
33:23We were about to head out.
33:25I didn't know.
33:28Right.
33:28Wait.
33:30I'm gonna go wait outside.
33:35You're seriously pining over those kinkles?
33:38Definitely not pining over your hateful ass.
33:40Don't talk about her like that.
33:41No.
33:55It's hard to get around.
33:57It's hard to get around the perm.
33:57It's hard to get around the perm.
33:57For the seconds we turn on the first to death.
34:00How do you do that?
34:10I, uh, I thought you'd be with that girl.
34:21How was your date with Sam?
34:25It was good.
34:29Cool.
34:32I'm happy for you.
35:05I'm happy for you.
35:08You just can't get it in the hole, dude.
35:11Speaking of, thanks for striking out with Jen and sending her back my way.
35:14Shut up.
35:16You're roomy, though.
35:17That is a tough nut to crack.
35:19She wouldn't even let Sam kiss her.
35:21What are you talking about?
35:22Hey, don't count me out.
35:24You know it's not over till the fat lady's name.
35:27Oh!
35:28Oh!
35:28Oh, for sure.
35:29Oh, for sure.
35:31Was this about the bet?
35:32I thought you liked her.
35:33No.
35:34I like winning.
35:36Plus, it's like the best acting exercise ever.
35:38Like, my...
35:39Oh, wait!
35:40You're done.
35:41You hear me?
35:42Leave her alone.
35:43Text her.
35:44Don't call her.
35:44Don't even look at her.
35:46Yo, what the hell, dude?
35:47Since when you so whipped?
35:49Yeah.
35:55You're bugging out, Z.
35:56What the hell?
35:57He needs to cool off or something.
35:59You're just mad, I guess.
36:00I don't know.
36:01Oh!
36:09See, what are you doing?
36:11Don't talk to Sam again.
36:14I'm not doing this with you.
36:15We talked about this.
36:16I lied.
36:18What?
36:19I was jealous.
36:21The thought of him making you smile and touching you, kissing you.
36:28But it drove me crazy.
36:31He's not your man, Butterfly.
36:36I am.
36:42I know I said I don't do feelings.
36:45That I'm not boyfriend material.
36:47But you changed everything for me.
36:50I want to be the man you see when you look at me.
36:54Emilia.
36:56Will you be my girlfriend?
37:02Yeah.
37:03Of course I will.
37:20God, you're such a good kiss.
37:23Hi.
37:24What a good teacher.
37:25Speaking of, I think I have a few more lessons for you.
37:31Oh.
37:39What do you want, Butterfly?
37:43I want you to be my first.
37:47Are you sure?
37:50Very sure.
37:52Watch me and count it out.
37:54Watch me and count it out.
38:01I know it was bad.
38:03But I want to hear you tell me just how it happened.
38:07Don't you do it all again?
38:09Even if it had the same exact new best.
38:13Sipping, I'm hanging, screaming.
38:15Dripping out words, I need it.
38:16Pretty good at conceding.
38:17Dishing out how I'm treated.
38:18Switching up on no meaning.
38:19That don't make sense.
38:21But is this it?
38:22Okay.
38:22Trying to make it go away.
38:23Breaking the lights off of my face.
38:25Balling to the bottom of my blade.
38:26Baby, can't you see?
38:27I like to crash back.
38:28How you used to talk to me.
38:31Flashbang, how I used to call it by you.
38:34It's not bad, baby.
38:35Can we count to three?
38:37Can't live with or without me.
38:39Watch me and count it out.
38:42Watch me and count it out.
38:44Watch me and count it out.
38:46Watch me and count it out.
38:50Watch me and count it out.
39:00so I'm gonna need that back.
39:02Oh yeah?
39:04Yeah.
39:05Hmm.
39:06Prefer it be sooner rather than later, actually.
39:09So...
39:11We should probably just take it off right now, right?
39:15Make me.
39:22It's probably just Tessa, if you ignore it.
39:27Oh!
39:30Damn, dude.
39:32I guess we owe you 500 bucks, huh?
39:34You sneaky bastard.
39:36Fabian, get the hell out of here.
39:37Zeke?
39:39What is he talking about?
39:41Oh, you see, we made a bet, sweetheart,
39:44on who could fuck you first.
39:46Okay, that's enough.
39:48Hey, feel free to come collect your cash any time.
39:51Oh, and you forgot this.
39:54Toodaloo, have a nice life.
40:01Amelia, look, I can explain, okay?
40:03You slept with me to win a bet?
40:05No.
40:06No, I had nothing to do with it.
40:07Sam did.
40:09That's why I told you to stop seeing it.
40:11And you didn't tell me?
40:13How could you do this to me?
40:15How could you lie?
40:16I was protecting you.
40:19What great job.
40:22Amelia, please.
40:23Oh, don't touch me.
40:45It's Tessa.
40:48I'm sorry for texting you.
40:51You absolutely should have texted me.
40:54No, no, he's, he's your brother.
40:57I just, I didn't know who else to talk to.
40:59You can always talk to me.
41:02I used to be able to talk to him, and now,
41:07I can't even look at him.
41:09You want me to kill him?
41:10I will kill him.
41:12Tempting.
41:14Tempting.
41:15No, honestly, this is probably for the best.
41:20I never could have dated a Yankee anyway.
41:25You love him, don't you?
41:29I don't know.
41:30All I know is that I've never felt this way about anybody.
41:34It's like he's pulling me like gravity.
41:41But he doesn't feel the same way.
41:42Of course he does.
41:45My brother is an idiot when it comes to emotional stuff.
41:48But I know he cares about you.
41:50I've never seen him look at anyone the way he looks at you.
41:54If you really cared about me, he never would have lied.
41:59God, I feel so stupid.
42:03Let me talk to him.
42:04I'll set him straight, I swear.
42:05No, no.
42:06It's fine.
42:09Pretty soon, he'll be off in New York.
42:12I'll be in L.A.
42:15And we'll never have to see each other again.
42:32We need to talk.
42:35I don't feel like it.
42:36The fact that you're out here throwing a ball around instead of begging for Amelia's forgiveness.
42:40I know Mom raised you better.
42:43She told me to leave her alone.
42:45Do you care about her?
42:46Of course I do.
42:47That's not the point.
42:49The point is, I'm not good enough for her.
42:51I hurt her, Tessa.
42:52It's just who I am.
42:54I'm not a relationship guy.
42:56You know this.
42:57Okay, enough.
42:58You know how to be a relationship guy?
43:01You commit to being in a relationship.
43:03I mean, it's literally that easy.
43:05You're more than a fuckboy.
43:07You hear me?
43:08So it's time to grow up and go get your girl.
43:13She deserves better than me.
43:14So be better.
43:24Hey.
43:26Can I talk to you?
43:28If you want.
43:42Are those Dodger blue and white or Yankee blue and white?
43:46Dodger.
43:47This is a Dodger's home.
43:53I'm sorry.
43:55Okay, I should have told you about the best sooner.
44:01You should have.
44:05I thought I was protecting you.
44:07I was doing the right thing.
44:11But the right thing isn't lying to you.
44:15So I'm going to be completely honest from here on out.
44:22I don't want to be just fun, butterfly.
44:26When it comes to you, I want to be forever.
44:32I want to keep showing you how beautiful you really are.
44:36I want to be that gushy, romantic guy that brings you flowers and writes you poetry.
44:43I want to be everything you want.
44:47Everything you deserve.
44:51So tell me.
44:54What do you want?
44:59I want...
45:04I want to trust myself.
45:07And I want to follow what feels good.
45:14And I don't want to hold back.
45:19I want you, Zeke.
45:24You too?
45:26Of course I do.
45:35Thank God.
45:36Because I already asked Coach to set up a call with the Dodgers recruiter.
45:41He did what?
45:43I told you this is the Dodger home.
45:46I'm going to try to get signed by them instead of the Yankees.
45:49So when you move to L.A., we'll be there together.
45:54And what if I said no?
45:59I'd have to pivot to plan B.
46:02Lasagna.
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