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Waterboy: secondo tentativo
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00:00:14you're supposed to be helping me pack for college remember you were serious about that yes i thought
00:00:21that was just an excuse to get your hot quarterback boyfriend over for a booty call
00:00:30um pack first booty call later no karma
00:00:41you're taking this stuff with you the water boy uniform no thank you but i would like your football
00:00:48jersey come on give it well pretty soon you're gonna have one of these from the nfl with my name
00:00:55on it i know but this one is always going to be special to me
00:01:07dad son check msc you need to look at the nfl draft now
00:01:23my dreams just keep coming true huh we signed the contract this afternoon and you were on a plane
00:01:29to california in the morning congratulations son okay oh my god
00:01:39oh come to california with me uh i'm going to college in boston tomorrow i
00:01:46hey we knew long distance could be a possibility we can you make it work yeah
00:01:54my biggest dream has always been the nfl but kaden's my first love the one who made it safe for
00:02:01me to be
00:02:01gay can i take this next step without it you did it you did it you did it
00:02:22oh wait wait everyone don't sign yet i want to get this on video the moment my son well well
00:02:30our son
00:02:31joins the nfl
00:02:52i'm turning down the nfl
00:03:00son playing football for the nfl has been your dream since you could walk
00:03:04why would you give that up come on dad the cobras are all the way in california
00:03:09it's across the country from ivy from kaden don't try to change my mind i know what i'm doing
00:03:17you cannot give up your dream for some some boy mom kaden isn't just some boy okay
00:03:24son we got a way to think about this come on son really come on there's long distance right
00:03:29we can fly him out it's fine you are so stupid right now oh my god enough okay no one's
00:03:36gonna change
00:03:37my mind kaden is more important to me son son donovan can't really be ready to give up his nfl
00:03:45dreams for me first you turned my son gay and now you're ruining his life i didn't turn him
00:03:51you are the worst mistake he has made in his life break up with him i would never do that
00:03:57i love him
00:03:58oh you love him he is giving up his future for you tell me kaden would you actually give up
00:04:05ivy for him
00:04:07i will talk to donovan i will make him understand that we can still be together even if he goes
00:04:11no
00:04:13didn't you see what happened in minnesota if he is ever caught with you his career is over
00:04:20this is what happens to gay professional football players
00:04:25kaden if you truly love him break up with him and make it hurt so bad that he runs to
00:04:32california and he
00:04:33never looks back that he never pursues a relationship with someone like you otherwise he will wake up one
00:04:41day and he will realize he wasted his life on you and he will hate you for it
00:05:09i can't let him give up his dreams for me if it's meant to be we'll find our way back
00:05:15to each other
00:05:20okay kaden i've loved you since you dyed my uniform of the colors will you marry me
00:05:30kaden marry me i know you want to
00:05:38why am i nervous no matter what i say kaden will say yes
00:05:46looking good water boy
00:05:51i want to break up
00:05:59oh my god dude i thought you're serious i am serious i want a fresh start
00:06:07new school new pool of men
00:06:11what do you mean we talked about you're just a high school experiment it's over now it's time to move
00:06:17on
00:06:19i don't believe you kaden come on if something is wrong talk to me about it we can't break up
00:06:29and he will realize he wasted his life on you and he will hate you for it
00:06:36i found someone better gotta hit the road soon babe
00:06:43i don't fucking believe this believe what you want it's over
00:06:57kid if you don't want to be together fine but you're my best friend i can't lose that
00:07:21i'm sorry donovan you won't go and join the nfl if i don't cut you off
00:07:28staying friends with a high school hookup is pathetic
00:07:31sick say that again i dare you
00:07:41i don't want to be your boyfriend or your friend
00:07:48then i guess that makes us enemies
00:08:03okay i think he bought it honestly didn't think i could pull it off how do you think i did
00:08:11hey hey kaden
00:08:14you don't have to do this i do i do have to do this i
00:08:19i can't be the reason that he gives up his nfl dreams
00:08:24that's that's not up to you that's up to him he'll understand eventually you'll see
00:08:37please please
00:08:59Dad, uh, until I change my mind, I'm going to sign with the NFL.
00:09:15You think I'm disposable?
00:09:18Just wait, Caden.
00:09:19I'll get so big, you won't be able to escape me.
00:09:30Goddammit, we need bigger athletes.
00:09:33How are we going to stand out here in Boston?
00:09:35All idea is welcome.
00:09:36A signing bonus, like a big one.
00:09:38Or a free car, like a Hummer.
00:09:41Throw parties with influencers.
00:09:43Could make us look really cool.
00:09:44We could turn overlooked talent to household names.
00:09:47Did I tell you to sit?
00:09:49Clean this shit up.
00:09:50Then go pick up my dry cleaning and deliver to my house.
00:09:53I have ideas to pitch.
00:09:55What does a fudge packer like you know about sports?
00:09:58You are the diversity hire, okay?
00:10:00I didn't want you here.
00:10:02If you don't like it, you can leave.
00:10:03If you fire me, I won't meet the credits to graduate college.
00:10:07Then you should stop complaining about being the office's bitch.
00:10:10Don't get guys left that?
00:10:15Yeah, I gotta take this.
00:10:16Here, watch this press conference.
00:10:19We'll discuss after.
00:10:20Hey, don't forget to clean up.
00:10:22This has no sugar in it.
00:10:24And you're ruining my fucking day, okay?
00:10:28Mr. Miller.
00:10:29You've led the California Cobras to three championship wins
00:10:32and won MVP every single year since you joined the NFL.
00:10:36What motivates you?
00:10:38Easy.
00:10:39My first love from high school.
00:10:45Donovan and I haven't spoken in three years.
00:10:48Not since our breakup.
00:10:51But going back in the closet made him the biggest, most loved quarterback in the world.
00:10:56How romantic.
00:10:58The love of your high school girlfriend inspires you?
00:11:02That love inspired me.
00:11:04Once.
00:11:06Until I got dumped for another guy.
00:11:08Then hate became the bigger motivator.
00:11:12There's a rumor you got a career-ending injury in last year's championships.
00:11:15Is that why you're leaving the Cobras?
00:11:18I tore my ACL in the championship, that's true.
00:11:21But I will be back by the end of the season.
00:11:23Does that mean you've already been scouted by a new team?
00:11:27Come on.
00:11:29I guess we'll just have to wait and see.
00:11:34I mean, what type of person dumps THE Donovan Miller?
00:11:37Some dumb bitch from that small town he crawled out of.
00:11:41She's such a nobody the press can't even find her in that tiny hick town of ten people.
00:11:46Is it Maple whatever?
00:11:47Maple Hills.
00:11:49There were 800 students.
00:11:53You know the enrollment?
00:11:56You went there?
00:11:57Oh.
00:11:58My.
00:11:59God.
00:12:00You're the girlfriend he's been hiding?
00:12:06Oh.
00:12:08Oh my God.
00:12:09Did you see his face?
00:12:11I bet that's one of his fantasies.
00:12:13Getting bug banged by the star QB.
00:12:16Did Donovan even know you existed?
00:12:20Yes.
00:12:22We crossed paths.
00:12:24Yes.
00:12:34We crossed paths.
00:12:36I've never kissed a guy before.
00:12:39Am I doing it right?
00:12:43Donovan didn't know me.
00:12:44Oh yeah.
00:12:45Maybe in your dreams, bud.
00:12:46Fruitcake definitely had a big gay crush on Donovan Miller.
00:12:50Not only did he know who I am, I helped him win the state championship senior year.
00:12:54Oh my God.
00:12:55This Twinkie Pie actually believes his fantasies are real.
00:13:00Dry cleaning.
00:13:01Now.
00:13:03We told him.
00:13:05We have a huge potential client in tomorrow.
00:13:08Everybody.
00:13:09Dress for success.
00:13:10I need you on your A game.
00:13:12We need to sign this guy.
00:13:14Who is it?
00:13:17Donovan Miller.
00:13:21Looks like Caden's fantasy is about to come to life.
00:13:32Sorry for teasing you.
00:13:34We just like to rip the newbies.
00:13:36We cool?
00:13:41Oh.
00:13:42Heads up.
00:13:43Tomorrow is themed day.
00:13:44If you show up in something tied to Donovan Miller.
00:13:47Dick will love it.
00:13:49I have Donovan's old jersey.
00:13:51Will this make Dick take me seriously?
00:14:09What you doing?
00:14:10Staring at your hot sexy quarterback ex-boyfriend again?
00:14:14I was looking something up for my internship.
00:14:17Right.
00:14:18And I'm wearing all black.
00:14:22You should quit.
00:14:24They treat you like shit.
00:14:25I can't.
00:14:27They are literally the only place that would take me with my grades.
00:14:30And I need an intern credit to graduate.
00:14:35Donovan has no idea, does he?
00:14:38That you were so wrecked after the breakup that you nearly flunked out of college.
00:14:43I don't know man.
00:14:46I think you should tell him.
00:14:48He doesn't want to hear from me.
00:14:50Besides, I'll never see him again so it doesn't matter.
00:14:55Good morning class.
00:14:57Please open your books to page 42.
00:15:19Welcome to Boston Mr. Miller.
00:15:33What is going on at the...
00:15:39Why is the room like this?
00:15:41Because Donovan is here.
00:15:44You're lying.
00:15:48But I haven't seen him since...
00:15:52It's been three years.
00:15:53Okay, well get ready because...
00:15:55Aaron's about to bring him in.
00:15:58Here he is.
00:16:01A Donovan who actually knows you exist.
00:16:05Now you can act out all your perverted little homo fantasies.
00:16:09Come on Caden, kiss him.
00:16:10Kiss your big quarterback crutch.
00:16:13If I kiss the cards board then you can have the real thing.
00:16:24It's been years since I broke up with Donovan so he joined the NFL.
00:16:28And I'm still not over him.
00:16:33What the hell is going on in here?
00:16:36Sir, it looks like Caden knew that Donovan was coming today and he wanted to show him that he's his
00:16:41biggest fan.
00:16:42Mm-hmm.
00:16:43You are my biggest fan?
00:16:51Still a bully.
00:16:53You haven't changed at all, have you?
00:17:04Camille.
00:17:07Well...
00:17:10You're not fucking funny.
00:17:12Now clean all this shit up or you can kiss my contract.
00:17:15Goodbye.
00:17:36You kept my jersey.
00:17:40Back I don't want it.
00:17:42I don't want my fucking high school football jersey back.
00:17:52You weren't wearing glasses.
00:17:56It's been three years.
00:17:58I upgraded to contacts.
00:18:01I liked you better before.
00:18:04What do you want?
00:18:05I want you to be honest for once.
00:18:08About why you dumped me back then.
00:18:10Me?
00:18:11After you pretended to not know me up there?
00:18:17Aren't you curious about why I'm here?
00:18:21You got traded to the Bobcats.
00:18:24Oh, Caden.
00:18:26I had five offers.
00:18:28Why do you think I chose Boston?
00:18:31You're a strong scoring record.
00:18:33Don't be stupid, Caden.
00:18:36I came here for you.
00:18:38I came here for you.
00:18:41You came here for me?
00:18:46Come on, you don't actually think I came here to get you back, did you?
00:18:51What makes you think I would even want you back?
00:18:54Oh, you haven't changed since high school.
00:18:57Pretending you don't want me when you clearly do.
00:19:03I mean, I did see you dreaming about me in class.
00:19:08You were yelling my name?
00:19:10I did dream about you, but it's called a nightmare.
00:19:14And explain your boner, Caden.
00:19:21Mr. Miller, we saved you a seat.
00:19:24It's far away from your gay stalker in case he can't control himself.
00:19:28You're the one with the cardboard cutout of Donovan.
00:19:31Russell, let's keep it professional in the office, huh?
00:19:34Me? He just called me a gay stalker.
00:19:38If the shoe fits.
00:19:40Sorry about him, Mr. Miller.
00:19:41Please, grab a seat.
00:19:57All right, team.
00:19:59Let's show Mr. Miller why he should sign with us.
00:20:02Mr. Miller, any notes before they pitch?
00:20:05Well, I'm new to the Boston Bobcats.
00:20:07Uh, I'm rehabbing my ACL, but I fully intend to be back by the end of the season.
00:20:12And until then...
00:20:14I mean, I don't want my fans to forget about me.
00:20:17You heard the man. Let's go.
00:20:20What's always trending online?
00:20:22Cats!
00:20:23We post them in one of your jerseys, and it's gonna go viral.
00:20:28A magazine spread.
00:20:30You surrounded by big titty models.
00:20:33Ah, yeah. Bonus!
00:20:36You can bang him after.
00:20:38Good luck hooking Donovan with the promise of tits.
00:20:42Look, if these are the ideas you guys have, and I'm not sure this is a match, so I'm gonna
00:20:46head out.
00:20:47No, no, no! Please! We're just getting started.
00:20:50Fine. We'll give you one more chance.
00:20:54Kaden, since you know me so well, why don't we hear your ideas?
00:21:10I was told not to prepare a pitch. Right, Dick?
00:21:13Kaden's just here as a favor to his school.
00:21:16Um, and to fulfill our diversity hire. These other interns, they're way more qualified.
00:21:22This is my chance to prove myself to Dick. And show Donovan my life didn't fall apart without him.
00:21:28No, no, no. Camille. Camille, she would be better. So much better.
00:21:35Cute, but I want Kaden.
00:21:37Is that a problem?
00:21:40Of course not.
00:21:42I'll get the paperwork started.
00:21:45Meet me in my office. Russell, you come too.
00:21:50Excellent. Looks like you're mine. Again.
00:22:02I don't know what you are planning, Donovan, but I need this job, okay?
00:22:08And I just gave you job security, dude.
00:22:10Have you learned nothing about me from high school?
00:22:15Oh, I learned everything about you.
00:22:19The way you feel,
00:22:23the taste.
00:22:25If this is some freaky homo thing.
00:22:31Kaden was just telling me his brilliant ideas and I got a little excited.
00:22:35Hey, great news. I got a date set up with Alicia, rising pop star.
00:22:43Okay, I'll agree to your date.
00:22:45As long as you make Kaden my assistant.
00:22:48Oh, I think that's a terrible idea.
00:22:51Kaden doesn't know the difference between a jockstrap and a g-string.
00:22:55Gays don't know sports.
00:22:57Okay, but Dick.
00:23:02I'm gay.
00:23:11All the more reason for you to sign this contract and go on that date.
00:23:15Look, my agency can keep your secret.
00:23:18Okay, and what if I don't want to keep it a fucking secret anymore, Dick?
00:23:22You know any other gay NFL players?
00:23:25The offers dry up pretty fast for your kind once the word gets out.
00:23:33Fine. I'll sign.
00:23:36If you make Kaden my assistant.
00:23:41No, no, no, Dick.
00:23:42Tell him, Dick.
00:23:43Oh, Kaden's all yours, Mr. Miller.
00:23:46He would do with him whatever you see.
00:23:48I liked you, Dick.
00:23:49I like you back at me.
00:23:51Hell yeah, let's get my John Hancock on this motherfucker.
00:23:54Do you have a pen?
00:23:54I do, yes.
00:24:01I feel like I'm getting up on this one.
00:24:05Where the hell is Kaden?
00:24:12Smile, Donovan.
00:24:15A PR relationship works better when you at least pretend to be interested in me.
00:24:21I need a drink.
00:24:28Kaden, what are you doing here?
00:24:30I am babysitting a client for work.
00:24:34You?
00:24:35I'm waiting for my boyfriend.
00:24:40Hey, don't take this the wrong way, but you don't look so good.
00:24:44The client that I am babysitting, it's Donovan.
00:24:50He signed with my agency and now he's determined to torture me.
00:24:55He has no idea what you've given up for him.
00:24:59Donovan has to know.
00:25:00Donovan has to know what?
00:25:05That you can't just push people around because you're famous for playing some stupid game.
00:25:09So you two are still together, huh?
00:25:10Let him go.
00:25:15You two should join us.
00:25:19No, you're on a date.
00:25:20Well, you have to do everything I say.
00:25:23So you're joining us.
00:25:26That's an order.
00:25:37I will have the ribeye medium rare and he will have the mushroom ravioli.
00:25:43I will order for myself.
00:25:47Okay.
00:25:48Tell the nice waitress what you'd like.
00:25:52I'll have the, um...
00:25:57I'll have the mushroom ravioli.
00:26:02Wow, Donovan.
00:26:04You sure know a lot about your assistant.
00:26:07No, he doesn't.
00:26:09We knew each other in high school.
00:26:12Intimately.
00:26:18So what was Donnie like in high school?
00:26:21Uh...
00:26:22Was he a player?
00:26:23Would I have been his type?
00:26:29Um...
00:26:30Donovan...
00:26:31Go on, Caden.
00:26:33Tell her my type.
00:26:39Um...
00:26:40Donovan was, um...
00:26:41Into nerds.
00:26:43My ex was student body president.
00:26:46I would not have pictured you with a nerd.
00:26:49What was she like?
00:26:54That shit...
00:26:55I don't know.
00:26:56I don't know.
00:26:57I don't know.
00:26:58I can...
00:26:58You know what?
00:26:59I can't answer that.
00:27:00My ex was strong.
00:27:03Confident in who they were and...
00:27:06Being around them made me feel safe to be myself for the first time in my life.
00:27:11Maybe I should tell Donovan the real reason I broke up with him.
00:27:15And then they dumped me.
00:27:17Yeah, they told me I was a pathetic high school experiment and left.
00:27:21The person I loved most played my ass.
00:27:27Nobody played you.
00:27:28Oh?
00:27:30Well, if that's the case, maybe I should just call my ex up and see how my ex feels about
00:27:36me now.
00:27:39Although the heart on your sporting gives me a pretty good idea.
00:27:42Ah!
00:27:44No, no, no, no, no!
00:27:47Um...
00:27:48No.
00:27:50Are you okay?
00:27:51Yeah!
00:27:52I, um...
00:27:54Just pill with myself.
00:27:56I will just go to the bathroom and I will clean that right up.
00:28:05Having fun, Donovan?
00:28:18Get out, Donovan.
00:28:20Why?
00:28:21Might I embarrass you in front of your boyfriend?
00:28:23Don't just grow up!
00:28:25How long do you think your boyfriend would hang around if you got his case on the back?
00:28:28God!
00:28:29Jones wouldn't care because he's not my boyfriend!
00:28:34Okay, if that's true, why the fuck did you wake up with me three years ago?
00:28:42It's complicated.
00:28:44Bullshit, Kaden!
00:28:45It's been years!
00:28:49I deserve the truth.
00:28:53You're hooking up with your assistant?
00:28:55No, no, no, no, I...
00:28:56It, um...
00:28:58It's not what it looks like.
00:28:59There was something...
00:28:59I cannot believe the country's hottest football player is gay.
00:29:04Sweetheart, come on, you signed an NDA.
00:29:07You can't tell.
00:29:10This is not my first time as a beard.
00:29:13I'll keep your secret, but don't get caught.
00:29:16I will not let you make me look stupid.
00:29:20Oh, I won't embarrass you.
00:29:23Promise.
00:29:24Be more careful.
00:29:26You may be the country's hottest football player right now, but that can and will go away in an instant.
00:29:33Got it?
00:29:36Good kids, that's how...
00:29:41I don't need it.
00:29:42See, I used to have a snaggle tooth.
00:29:43Yeah...
00:29:44It's not that bad.
00:29:45Thanks.
00:29:45Mr. Miller, is there anything I can get you?
00:29:47Oh, man, I was looking at some of your old plays and...
00:29:50What is this?
00:29:51Dragling these.
00:30:00Is there a problem?
00:30:02I don't...
00:30:05Need it.
00:30:06You kept this?
00:30:08Of course.
00:30:10Come on, I mean...
00:30:12So many good memories.
00:30:23I stood up to the homophobic football team, and now I'm the waterboy to the hot poorback from hell.
00:30:30This is bullying.
00:30:33Well, looks like I guessed your size, right?
00:30:37Fine.
00:30:39I'll do your damn dry cleaning.
00:30:41Is there anything else?
00:30:42Well, that's it.
00:30:44Get to work, waterboy.
00:30:47I'm not your waterboy.
00:30:49I'm your assistant.
00:30:51Well, assistant or waterboy, either way, you're his bitch.
00:30:55Looks like you're a bottom in the bedroom, and in life.
00:30:58Ooh!
00:31:01Hey, you go get me some coffee, you can clean out my jockstraps, and you get on the floor and
00:31:07shine my fucking shoes.
00:31:09Now!
00:31:10Yeah!
00:31:13Okay, uh...
00:31:14Oh god.
00:31:16Looks like you're all my bitches now.
00:31:18No, you're right. That's a really good point. That's why you're in charge.
00:31:22So if you fuck with Caden again, you're fired!
00:31:28My dry cleaning's not gonna do itself.
00:31:33Good boy.
00:31:34Good boy.
00:31:36Make sure you get that stain out.
00:31:38Stand up and drive.
00:31:40Be a champ, be a champ like that.
00:31:42Be a champ, be a champ like that.
00:31:43Stand up and drive.
00:31:45What now?
00:31:47Ugh, fan mail.
00:31:48No.
00:31:50These are just the ones that wanna hook up with me.
00:31:53Sort through it and pull out the hot ones.
00:32:00Hmm.
00:32:01So, uh, should I pull out just the guys for you, or are you looking for another PR girlfriend?
00:32:08Jealous?
00:32:17Why would I be jealous of someone getting my sloppy seconds?
00:32:22Never mind.
00:32:24I'll just give them all a chance.
00:32:27You can leave.
00:32:49Not a chance.
00:33:00Is there a chance for love?
00:33:04Is there a chance for peace?
00:33:08We've only got one life.
00:33:12We need this hatred to see you.
00:33:18What do you want?
00:33:20Uh, I'm craving those fancy donuts.
00:33:23You know, the ones with the, like, uh, weird flavors and designs and shit.
00:33:29Mm-hmm. And you're telling me this because?
00:33:32Bring them to me, assistant.
00:33:35Unless you want me to call Dick.
00:33:38I get it.
00:33:39You don't need to threaten me.
00:33:41Good.
00:33:44Oh, and, uh, wear your glasses for me, Waterboy.
00:34:02You're your majesty?
00:34:04Can I go now?
00:34:06I'm not done with you yet.
00:34:14I can't eat those all myself.
00:34:16I don't have time for this.
00:34:19Really?
00:34:20Cause...
00:34:21Dick said that you're mine for everything.
00:34:24And anything I want.
00:34:28You don't know what you're missing until you've had a taste.
00:34:32Now that I did this, I said there's no turning bag.
00:34:36I gave you my composure.
00:34:37I'm killing myself a troll.
00:34:39No doubt, no doubt.
00:34:41Just the side of my head.
00:34:43This is why I gave Donovan up.
00:34:46So he could chase his NFL dreams and enjoy success like this.
00:34:51Put the donuts over here.
00:34:57Ta-da.
00:34:59Can I leave now?
00:35:00No.
00:35:03Feed me.
00:35:03I, I got feelings for you.
00:35:08I got feelings, feelings.
00:35:11I, I got feelings for you.
00:35:16Ah.
00:35:21Delicious.
00:35:26Mmm.
00:35:28I need a real taste.
00:35:35What did you do that for?
00:35:36I want to taste it.
00:35:37On you.
00:35:52I don't recall being on the menu.
00:35:55Are you sure?
00:35:57Cause I kinda need more.
00:36:00I can't wear this.
00:36:02This scrap of fabric barely covers my junk.
00:36:05Don't worry.
00:36:07This one is for my eyes only.
00:36:10Get.
00:36:11Oh.
00:36:13And there will be surprise checks to make sure you're wearing them.
00:36:23Good night.
00:36:25See you at the brand deal tomorrow.
00:36:36Wow, you actually managed to get me a last minute brand deal.
00:36:39That's impressive.
00:36:41I stayed up all night making it happen.
00:36:43So, if you want me to fail, I'm gonna have to try a little bit harder.
00:36:47Noted.
00:36:53Track these shots for the photographer.
00:36:56You trust me to do this?
00:36:58Well, you got this brand deal for Mr. Miller.
00:37:00I think you can handle it.
00:37:01Good work.
00:37:03Just don't fuck it up, fruitcake.
00:37:05I'm gonna have to try a little bit.
00:37:11I'm gonna have to try a little bit.
00:37:12Wait.
00:37:13I'm gonna have to try a little bit.
00:37:17Are you fucking kidding me?
00:37:20You two.
00:37:21You distracted Mr. Miller.
00:37:23Out!
00:37:25Kay, dude, it's just watered.
00:37:26It'll dry.
00:37:27No, we don't have time. Photos are due in less than an hour.
00:37:33Your pants will work. Take them off. Now.
00:37:49Take off your pants, Twain!
00:37:51Yeah, do you want to ruin Mr. Miller's shoot?
00:37:53I'm sure there's some other...
00:37:55Um, Donovan, I can't take them off. Tell them.
00:38:00Hand them over, water boy.
00:38:03If I strip, everyone will see my underwear.
00:38:07Take off your pants, or I'll take them off for you.
00:38:13You think I'm kidding?
00:38:19Oh, this...
00:38:27Is that Donovan's face all over Kayden's junk?
00:38:30Oh my god.
00:38:33You gotta wait, please.
00:38:35Oh my god, don't get too excited because your butthole's out.
00:38:37Look at this!
00:38:41Happy now?
00:38:43Very.
00:38:44Oh my god.
00:38:49Oh my god!
00:38:52Wow.
00:38:53I knew you had a crush on Donovan, but this is next level stalker behavior.
00:38:57I guess he really wanted Donovan on his dick.
00:38:59It is it.
00:39:01It's not like that, I...
00:39:02Donovan made me.
00:39:04Yeah, right.
00:39:05He wouldn't do that.
00:39:06Dick!
00:39:07Hey, you see this?
00:39:09You have gone too far, Kayden.
00:39:11This is sexual harassment.
00:39:13You're fired!
00:39:14No, please, please.
00:39:15Okay, yeah, he's telling the truth, okay?
00:39:18I made him wear these.
00:39:19Man, you don't have to lie to protect the gay predator.
00:39:23No, he's telling the truth, okay?
00:39:24I gave him these.
00:39:25So all of you need to delete those pictures,
00:39:27or you will be hearing from my army of lawyers.
00:39:31But why?
00:39:36Because I want him back.
00:39:40Did Donovan just out himself to protect me?
00:39:43Oh, I get it, Mr. Miller.
00:39:46You mean you have his back.
00:39:48Oh, he gave those to Kayden because he knows he's a fan.
00:39:52Yeah, he was being nice.
00:39:53That makes way more sense.
00:39:55Okay, but that's not what I fucking said.
00:39:56No, that is exactly what happened, okay?
00:39:58So if you all don't mind, I am going to find some pants.
00:40:06He destroyed me three years ago.
00:40:08Why do I still want to protect him?
00:40:11Yeah, let's do this thing.
00:40:12Come on.
00:40:20I'm disappointed in you, Mr. Russell.
00:40:22You're about to fail.
00:40:24How do I get my grades up?
00:40:27I heard you're assisting Donovan Miller.
00:40:30No fucking shot some twink is assisting THE Donovan Miller.
00:40:36If you can get Donovan to guest lecture for the class,
00:40:39I'll guarantee a passing grade.
00:40:42Even if he does work for Donovan Miller,
00:40:44no shot he'd be able to get him here, right?
00:40:48I will get him here.
00:40:51For your sake, Mr. Russell, I hope Donovan pulls through.
00:40:58Flunkin' out of school and a fairy?
00:41:00Tough combo.
00:41:02Don't listen to them.
00:41:04They all have small penises.
00:41:05Also, if you hold it like this, it's a smiley face.
00:41:11Anytime.
00:41:24There he is.
00:41:25The man of the frickin' hour.
00:41:28Bragging that he's with his best buddies with the biggest quarterback in the country.
00:41:31Do you need something?
00:41:33Admit you don't know Donovan Miller.
00:41:35I hate liars.
00:41:36I didn't lie about anything.
00:41:38You're a gay-ass pansy liar.
00:41:40Donovan is a football god.
00:41:42There's no way he knows you exist.
00:41:43Believe what you want, asshole.
00:41:48Come on, bro.
00:41:49This homo isn't worth our time.
00:41:52Donovan does know who I am.
00:41:53But he's never gonna know you because you're a meathead waste of space.
00:41:57Oh, princess.
00:41:59You fucked up.
00:42:00I'm gonna make you eat your words.
00:42:03Better yet, I'm gonna make you eat my nuts.
00:42:07I had an extra long practice today.
00:42:09This baby is ripe.
00:42:11Isn't it every gay boy's dream to lick a hot football player's junk?
00:42:13Sure, if you're funny, hot football players, let me know.
00:42:17Get off me!
00:42:18You're gonna fucking pay for that, you cocksucker!
00:42:20Help!
00:42:21Stop it!
00:42:24Open up, twink.
00:42:26I want to make sure you get a really good taste.
00:42:28Oh, oh.
00:42:31Hey!
00:42:32The next person who touches Caden is dead.
00:42:36Donovan Miller?
00:42:38Back away from Caden.
00:42:40He's mine.
00:42:44I thought I taught you to defend yourself better than this back in high school.
00:42:48You two actually know each other?
00:42:50And what business of that is yours?
00:42:53You bragging about me again?
00:42:55My lecturer found out that I'm your assistant.
00:42:57She asked me to invite you to class and Nate found out and thought I was making it up.
00:43:01You should have heard him, acting like you do his bidding.
00:43:05I was teaching the fairy some respect.
00:43:08I will do his bidding.
00:43:10I'd do anything for Caden.
00:43:14Wow, congratulations!
00:43:16Today was your last day as a football player.
00:43:19Wait, what?
00:43:20I play for Ivan, not the NFL.
00:43:23You can't get me kicked off.
00:43:26Watch me.
00:43:29Get in the car.
00:43:30Okay, I'm taking you home.
00:43:40I was handling that.
00:43:43Okay, you can say thank you.
00:43:46Look, those assholes live shitty, pathetic lives.
00:43:51That's why they mess with you.
00:43:54It's because you're better than them.
00:43:58You still think that?
00:44:01After I broke your heart?
00:44:03Yes.
00:44:07Caden, I'd do anything for you.
00:44:16You'll break my heart a thousand times and I'd say the same.
00:44:26Have I earned that thank you yet?
00:44:37Don't just stand there, we're here to train.
00:44:40Aren't you injured?
00:44:41Yeah, I gotta work hard if I wanna be back by the end of the season.
00:44:45But if you work out before you're fully healed, you can make your injury worse.
00:44:48Yeah, it's a risk I'll take.
00:44:49This is all that kept me alive when you...
00:44:52I broke up with Donovan so he could succeed in the NFL.
00:44:55I can't let him lose that dream now.
00:45:00I want me to work.
00:45:07Grab my feet.
00:45:16This is torture.
00:45:18How can I want my ex this much when I know I can't have him?
00:45:26I know what you're thinking.
00:45:32How could you possibly know what I'm thinking?
00:45:41You want the truth?
00:45:44Yeah.
00:45:45Okay, I want every dark dirty thought you've ever had water boy.
00:45:50I was thinking that after three years in the NFL
00:45:58You'd have no muscle.
00:46:03Am I not fit enough for you?
00:46:05Oh no, sure you're not having trouble tackling the other guys?
00:46:11Try me.
00:46:17Fuck, Caden.
00:46:22You don't have to stare.
00:46:25I'm just surprised.
00:46:30I thought you hated me.
00:46:33What am I supposed to just pretend that I'm not attracted to you anymore?
00:46:41We both don't have the same effect on you.
00:46:43I cannot go down this dangerous road with my closeted ex-boyfriend.
00:46:48Especially not in a public setting.
00:46:54We should get back to training.
00:46:58Okay, I'm running cone drills.
00:47:00You can dime me over there.
00:47:04Outing as usual when he doesn't get his way.
00:47:20Outing as usual when he doesn't get his way.
00:47:23Go!
00:47:27Ah!
00:47:28Oh!
00:47:28Fuck!
00:47:28Jonathan!
00:47:32Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:47:33Let me look at it!
00:47:34Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:47:35It's fine.
00:47:35No, it is clearly not.
00:47:36Let me look at it.
00:47:37Please.
00:47:40Where is it hurting?
00:47:41What do you fucking think of my knee, dude?
00:47:44Okay, what can I do to help?
00:47:47I don't know.
00:47:48The Team PT massage is it for me.
00:47:53I do it myself, but my body locks up when I'm in this...
00:47:57Babe.
00:48:00I broke Donovan's heart so he'd chase his NFL dreams.
00:48:04But I never stopped wanting my first love.
00:48:07Star quarterback.
00:48:14All of it was a mistake.
00:48:19Wow.
00:48:21Well, you know what?
00:48:23Thank you so much for stopping me from doing something I regret.
00:48:28I'm gonna go back to what actually matters to me.
00:48:29You've seen yourself too far.
00:48:31You lost the right to care about me when you broke my heart, okay?
00:48:35Just go home, okay?
00:48:37I don't need you.
00:48:44That kiss didn't feel like a mistake, but maybe...
00:48:48Maybe I never should have come back for Caden.
00:49:01I don't need you.
00:49:05Caden.
00:49:08Get up.
00:49:15Dude, it's been hours.
00:49:17What are you still doing here?
00:49:19There's no one here this late.
00:49:21With your injury, I was...
00:49:23I was worried.
00:49:26I couldn't leave you.
00:49:35Okay, well, it's past midnight.
00:49:37Why don't you stop me so you can go home?
00:49:39I know how important this training is for you.
00:49:43Well, you wasted your time.
00:49:47I hope you're not expecting a ride back to campus.
00:49:50Don't worry, Donovan.
00:49:52I don't expect anything from you anymore.
00:49:54I don't expect anything from you anymore.
00:50:13Get in.
00:50:15I'm waiting for the bus.
00:50:17I checked the schedule and the last bus came an hour ago.
00:50:20And I'll walk.
00:50:22Caden, come on.
00:50:23It's late, you're exhausted, and I'm offering you a ride home with the top quarterback in the country.
00:50:28Well, I got plenty of sleep while I was waiting for you to finish training.
00:50:31Caden, you have five seconds to get in the car or I'll make you.
00:50:37Five, four, three...
00:50:39You know what, Donovan?
00:50:39This isn't high school anymore.
00:50:40You can't just tell me what to do.
00:50:42Caden, get in the car!
00:50:44No!
00:50:46Hey!
00:50:47Hey!
00:50:48Hey!
00:50:48Get up!
00:50:49Stop!
00:50:49Ow!
00:50:49Stop!
00:50:50What the hell, Donovan?
00:50:51Put me down!
00:50:52Put me down!
00:50:53You could've just gotten yourself!
00:50:55Are you serious?
00:50:56Right now?
00:50:56Jesus Christ!
00:50:57Thank you, Pauly.
00:51:03I don't regret it.
00:51:05The kiss.
00:51:08Being with you, I don't...
00:51:11I don't regret any of it.
00:51:17Just get some rice cake.
00:51:34Why are you moving so much?
00:51:36I'm gonna get cozy.
00:51:51I came to Boston to destroy Caden for breaking my heart three years ago.
00:51:56But no matter how hard I try, I can't stop loving him.
00:52:18I don't regret any of it.
00:52:19Go away, Jones.
00:52:20It's Saturday.
00:52:23Go away!
00:52:29I want to roll!
00:52:30Donovan!
00:52:31What are you doing?
00:52:33I was cleared to go to training camp.
00:52:35And as my assistant, you're coming with me.
00:52:39I can't miss class.
00:52:42You said that if I guess lecture, then you automatically pass, right?
00:52:46Yeah, but I still-
00:52:47But nothing!
00:52:48This is an order, Waterboy.
00:52:51You're coming.
00:52:53No, I can pack that!
00:52:54Please-
00:53:02I can't-
00:53:03I can't-
00:53:08Darn it!
00:53:10Well, well, well.
00:53:13I never thought you were actually a stalker.
00:53:17Okay, it is not like that.
00:53:18I-
00:53:19I forgot I had them.
00:53:21These aren't the top of your underwear drawer.
00:53:26I know exactly what you're doing with these.
00:53:31Tell me I'm wrong.
00:53:32I can't tell my ex who hates me that I look at those photos when I miss him.
00:53:37Fine.
00:53:38I use them to jerk off.
00:53:43Why are you packing those?
00:53:45Because you're going to need them.
00:53:47Tonight when you're alone in your hotel room and I'm with someone else.
00:53:55What?
00:53:57Move it!
00:54:00God damn!
00:54:02She bad?
00:54:04She bad too!
00:54:06Man, this is lit!
00:54:07I love this place.
00:54:09We need to come here more often.
00:54:10God damn!
00:54:12Who knew training camp would have this many bad bitches?
00:54:15Don't you have a girlfriend?
00:54:20What?
00:54:21What are you doing, bro?
00:54:23Go tap that!
00:54:24Dude, I'm dating Alicia, remember?
00:54:27No one on my team knows Alicia is just a PR girlfriend.
00:54:31And that I'm gay and hung up on my ex-boyfriend.
00:54:34I don't see your girlfriend here.
00:54:37And plus, we need regular Poon to play at our best.
00:54:39I mean, it's science.
00:54:41Listen, I'll do you a favor, roomie.
00:54:44I'll let you have the room to yourself tonight.
00:54:46And I won't tell your girlfriend.
00:54:49Gee, thanks.
00:54:50Hey, no problem.
00:54:50I got it.
00:54:51All right.
00:54:51I shined your cleats and pumped your balls and I got my room key.
00:54:55So, do you need anything else?
00:54:57Um, would you actually grab me a water?
00:55:00Then you're free to go.
00:55:16Enjoy those pictures of me tonight, water boy.
00:55:20Hey, gay boy.
00:55:22You offered to play with Donovan's balls and not mine?
00:55:27Leave my assistant the fuck alone.
00:55:32Are you really defending this bag?
00:55:39Did you really just hit me for that freaking twink?
00:55:43Why do you even care?
00:55:45Uh, I mean, Donovan, are you...
00:55:48Are you gay?
00:55:50That's none of your business.
00:55:52Hell yeah, it is.
00:55:53We train together.
00:55:54We travel together.
00:55:55We shower together.
00:55:56It's not safe.
00:56:02Benny, oh my god.
00:56:03What happened to your face?
00:56:05It's all right.
00:56:05It's something.
00:56:06This is my girlfriend, Maya.
00:56:10Wait, Donovan?
00:56:11Caden?
00:56:12Hey!
00:56:13Wait, you know these guys, baby?
00:56:14Yeah, we went to high school together.
00:56:16Crazy.
00:56:16Crazy.
00:56:17Then you can explain this.
00:56:19Is America's favorite QB, Donovan Miller, gay?
00:56:31You two are so dead.
00:56:34I can't wait to put you on blast.
00:56:37Maya, this isn't what it looks like.
00:56:39We were...
00:56:40Yeah, we just got locked in and we fell.
00:56:43Out of your clothes and onto each other's dicks?
00:56:46Maya hated us in high school and now she has the power to out Donovan and ruin his future.
00:56:53Why are you asking?
00:56:55Because I don't want to be on the same team as a homo freak.
00:57:02Are you kidding me?
00:57:03No, Donovan dated me in high school.
00:57:06He's definitely not gay.
00:57:07Trust me, I would know.
00:57:09And this whole, like, macho man against the gays act isn't very ally of you, so go clean up your
00:57:13face and update your programming to this decade.
00:57:16Go.
00:57:19Oh, goodness.
00:57:20Sorry, we're still working on him.
00:57:23Um, wow, did you just save our asses?
00:57:27Oh, I'd rather save your ass than catch you flashing it again.
00:57:32I don't get it.
00:57:34You hate us.
00:57:36Oh, you know, that whole feud was so high school.
00:57:39I've really grown a lot since then.
00:57:41I'm like, woke now.
00:57:42You'd be surprised.
00:57:43Besides, I really love you two together.
00:57:44Makes me happy.
00:57:45Oh, uh, we're not together anymore.
00:57:48Really?
00:57:49Oh, doesn't look like that to me.
00:57:58Ah, I should go to bed alone.
00:58:03Day tomorrow.
00:58:05Okay.
00:58:10You go, Rainbow.
00:58:12Bye, Queen.
00:58:15Is this like a gay thing I don't get yet?
00:58:25Two beds?
00:58:27You're bunking me with someone else's assistant.
00:58:41You know he's still in love with you, right?
00:58:44He broke up with me, okay?
00:58:46I was ready to give up the NFL for him, and he dumped me.
00:58:51Oh, I know.
00:58:52That's all everyone at Maple Hills could talk about back then.
00:58:54Lovely.
00:58:55Yeah.
00:58:56Did you ever think it was weird, though?
00:58:58I mean, you offer to walk away from your dream for him,
00:59:01and then suddenly Kaden wants to break up?
00:59:04Yeah, well, he had another guy lined up.
00:59:09You know, maybe your high school love didn't make it, but there's definitely something new there,
00:59:15and you'd be stupid not to go after it.
00:59:20Go after what?
00:59:24I'm gonna take you up on your offer, man.
00:59:26Don't come back to the room tonight.
00:59:27All right.
00:59:29All right.
00:59:30Nice.
00:59:42Hiya.
00:59:45Donovan, where are you doing it here?
00:59:48This.
00:59:58No, we can't do this.
01:00:00I'll tell you what I can't do.
01:00:03I can't keep living a life that doesn't have you in it.
01:00:06If anyone in the NFL finds out you're Kaden.
01:00:09Kaden, that is not what's stopping us.
01:00:11You are.
01:00:13Because you won't stop lying to me.
01:00:15Does he know his mom forced me to break up with him in high school?
01:00:21Admit you want me.
01:00:25But you need me the way that I have always needed you.
01:00:46I can't believe we're stuck in a closet.
01:00:48Shh, Waterboy.
01:00:54What is he doing?
01:00:56Shh, Waterboy.
01:00:57You're gonna get us caught.
01:00:59Fine.
01:00:59I won't make a sound.
01:01:03I think you can keep that promise.
01:01:04I'll get you right now.
01:01:22What?
01:01:23What was that?
01:01:34If you're not back at the bar in 30 seconds, I will literally strip for your teammates right here.
01:01:39Shit.
01:01:40Okay, I'm coming.
01:01:46Perfect timing.
01:01:54That was close.
01:01:55That was too close.
01:01:57How did he get into this room?
01:02:00I may have switched our room keys.
01:02:03This is my room.
01:02:05Why would you do that?
01:02:06You're asking to get caught.
01:02:08Give me my room key back.
01:02:10You want it?
01:02:11I said I need you right now.
01:02:12Come get it.
01:02:18You think that's gonna stop me?
01:02:21Oh, Kaden, I know it won't.
01:02:33You're getting one more.
01:02:37I'm getting out of here before Peter comes back.
01:02:42He's not getting back in again.
01:02:46Please don't leave me again, Kaden.
01:02:49I need you, okay?
01:02:50I've always needed you.
01:02:53Let me show you.
01:03:00What lesson is it today?
01:03:02What are you talking about?
01:03:04Today's the guest lecturer.
01:03:06What?
01:03:07Shit, how do you not know this?
01:03:10The guest lecturer today is Donovan Miller.
01:03:12I cannot be here for this.
01:03:13Please cover for me.
01:03:14Yeah, no shit, Sherlock.
01:03:16Going somewhere?
01:03:18Why aren't you a training captain?
01:03:19Well, I got a pass for the day so I could come do this.
01:03:23Now, take a seat.
01:03:25I need to teach you a lesson.
01:03:33Good morning, class.
01:03:35I'm Donovan Miller and I play a game for a living.
01:03:40And I make a shit ton of money doing it.
01:03:46So it's no surprise that I like to play games.
01:03:50So why don't we play one today?
01:03:52How about a little football trivia, huh?
01:03:56I'm ready to ask me anything.
01:03:59What's the record of touchdowns scored by a single player in a season?
01:04:0226.
01:04:03Wrong.
01:04:05Russell, you should know this.
01:04:07What?
01:04:07The Twink won't know anything about football.
01:04:1332.
01:04:14Correct.
01:04:16And what's my record in comparison?
01:04:18Well, that's a trick question.
01:04:20Because you hold the record at 32.
01:04:23Correct again.
01:04:26Now, why the fuck did you leave my bed this morning without saying goodbye?
01:04:37That is not a trivia question.
01:04:39Well, I'm the teacher, so answer the question.
01:04:42If Donovan outs himself, he'll lose everything.
01:04:46And I'll get fired from my internship, which means failing out of college.
01:04:51I'm your assistant.
01:04:52I'm not your alarm clock.
01:04:54But if you're not careful, everyone here is going to get the wrong idea.
01:05:01Moving on.
01:05:04Today, we're going to talk about longevity and athletic careers.
01:05:10Now, who knows the most important thing for an athlete's career?
01:05:17Reputation.
01:05:18Branding.
01:05:21I can't believe I'm stressing myself.
01:05:24We're going to be fine.
01:05:24We're a team.
01:05:25We've got this.
01:05:26What is going on?
01:05:28Are you kidding?
01:05:29Really?
01:05:30Wow, you're pathetic.
01:05:32I can't believe Donovan even picked you your terrible assistant.
01:05:35Get out of my face.
01:05:36What?
01:05:37Too busy staring at Donovan's ass to track what's happening in his career?
01:05:45There you are.
01:05:46What is going on?
01:05:47They're setting up for a press conference.
01:05:49I was cleared to play again.
01:05:51First game's this weekend.
01:05:57That is amazing.
01:05:59Why didn't you say anything?
01:06:01When would I have?
01:06:03When you were sneaking out of my bed?
01:06:06Or when you were pretending you were never there in the first place?
01:06:14Mr. Miller, how did you get performance ready so quickly?
01:06:19Recovering from an injury like yours is not easy.
01:06:21Yeah, it wasn't easy.
01:06:22It was a lot of hard work and training.
01:06:25I don't like to sit still.
01:06:29Kaden, can you bring me that water?
01:06:34Uh, this is Kaden, my assistant.
01:06:38Kaden, everybody, everybody, Kaden.
01:06:43He's been a huge help to me through all this.
01:06:45I mean, I couldn't have done it without him.
01:06:48Lovely.
01:06:48Do you think you'll get a lot of play time,
01:06:50or is the coach planning to play it safe with you?
01:06:54I fully intend to help the Bobcats win the championship this year.
01:06:58No offense, guys, but it's about darn time, am I right?
01:07:05Thank you, Waterboy.
01:07:15Missing the ball because you're on cleanup, Cinderella?
01:07:18That's when you be in there since it's all for you, Prince Charming.
01:07:22When do you stop being an asshole to me all the time?
01:07:26Me?
01:07:28You're the one who came barreling back into my life after three years,
01:07:32forcing me to be your assistant as an excuse to torture me.
01:07:41Did you ever stop to ask yourself why I did all that?
01:07:43Because you hate me for breaking up with you.
01:07:47Are you really that clueless?
01:07:51How do you not see that I am broken without you?
01:07:58I keep trying to just give you my heart and I keep throwing it down and stomping on it.
01:08:04Because I didn't want to ruin your life.
01:08:07You have everything.
01:08:08You have your dream career.
01:08:09You have fame.
01:08:10You have fortune.
01:08:13I gave up my dream of being with you so you could have everything you ever wanted.
01:08:20Not everything.
01:08:24Not you.
01:08:29I love you, Caden.
01:08:32I never stopped loving you in it.
01:08:36I think you feel the same way.
01:08:41Delete that photo.
01:08:43You don't understand it, Snowball.
01:08:44Oh, I understand.
01:08:45You turned Donovan gay.
01:08:47Now everyone's going to know the truth.
01:08:48You can't turn somebody gay, you ignorant bigot.
01:08:51Who the actual fuck cares, Donovan?
01:08:54You're gay.
01:08:55That's all that matters.
01:08:56And no team's going to want you after this.
01:08:58You're really going to do this right before the championship game?
01:09:01Don't you want to win?
01:09:02Oh, I know we'll win.
01:09:04We'll win because of me.
01:09:06Not because of some fairy and shoulder pads.
01:09:09It's too late.
01:09:11Just let him go.
01:09:14I broke up with Donovan three years ago to prevent exactly this from happening.
01:09:19But I ruined it anyway.
01:09:23I'm sorry.
01:09:24I'm sorry.
01:09:26I'm out.
01:09:40I knew you were going to ruin my son's life.
01:09:45Just couldn't help yourself, could you?
01:09:47You don't understand.
01:09:47You are going to clean up your mess, fix your mistake, and do everything that I say.
01:09:52Otherwise, I will get you fired, kicked out of college, and homeless on the street.
01:09:58I can't.
01:09:58Please, Evelyn, you can't do that to me.
01:10:00Oh, I...
01:10:00I spoke to Dick and to the Dean.
01:10:02Hey, Kaden, you are the only one that can save Donovan or destroy him.
01:10:17And insiders say the Bobcats are holding an emergency meeting to cancel Miller's contract.
01:10:22This is such bullshit.
01:10:24Breaking news!
01:10:25The mystery man in the Miller photo has come forward to make a statement.
01:10:29A photo is not what people think.
01:10:30The truth is that I have been stalking Donovan since high school.
01:10:35That day, I forced a kiss on him, and he pushed me off immediately.
01:10:40Donovan is straight, and there is nothing between us.
01:10:44What the fuck, Kaden?
01:10:48Son, I just got the word.
01:10:50The Bobcats are going to let you play in the championship.
01:10:52Who cares about a stupid game?
01:10:54The whole world thinks Kaden's a predator.
01:10:56So what?
01:10:57You have so much more to lose than he does.
01:11:00Of course he should do this for you.
01:11:01Okay, but Mom, I pursued him.
01:11:03And now he's out there telling the whole world, ruining his life to fix my mistakes.
01:11:09He is not ruining his life.
01:11:11I told him three years ago that this was going to happen.
01:11:14That he would be your downfall.
01:11:16Now, he listened to me then.
01:11:18It's his own fault that he fell back into your bed.
01:11:22What the fuck did you just say?
01:11:25Honey.
01:11:26You told Kaden to break up with her?
01:11:32Yeah, of course I did.
01:11:34I was protecting your future.
01:11:38Well, losing Kaden like that almost killed me.
01:11:42So if you don't support us, if you don't support me and who I am,
01:11:48you can get the fuck out.
01:11:51I do support you, son.
01:11:53But you see how the NFL treats gay football players.
01:11:58So please, don't throw away your future.
01:12:02Don't throw away our future.
01:12:04For some selfish boy.
01:12:07There is no our, Mom.
01:12:10You took the thing that I love the most so that you could have what you want.
01:12:17That's not true.
01:12:20You're dead to me.
01:12:22Kaden is my family.
01:12:23He's my future.
01:12:26And I'm going to go get him back.
01:12:34Just take it from me.
01:12:35Give it a week and the whole world will move on to some other scandal.
01:12:38I mean, you won't be front page news forever.
01:12:40I'd still get up, babe.
01:12:41You know she's right.
01:12:43I am always right.
01:12:44Of course you are.
01:12:44I know.
01:12:45Just take it as an opportunity to lay low for a while.
01:12:48You can actually use...
01:12:52He's called 32 times.
01:12:53You should probably pick up the phone.
01:12:55We need a clean break.
01:12:56Trust me, it's better this way.
01:12:58Okay, the Donovan I know will not let you go that easy.
01:13:02Kaden, open this door or I'll break it down.
01:13:08Kaden, let me in.
01:13:10Get your piece.
01:13:11Why would the world just let two gay guys be happy together?
01:13:16Bye.
01:13:19Okay, we'll give you guys some space.
01:13:26You can't be here if anyone sees you.
01:13:28My mom told me the real reason you broke up with me.
01:13:31She did?
01:13:33She put the whole weight of my happiness on your shoulders.
01:13:37And you listened to her like a fucking idiot.
01:13:40I just want you to be happy.
01:13:42How many ways do I have to say this?
01:13:44My only shot at happiness is with you.
01:13:54What if the NFL rejects you?
01:13:56Then fuck them.
01:13:58Okay, I have spent too much of my life pretending to be someone else just to
01:14:01fit into this box that they think a football player is supposed to fit in.
01:14:06And I'm not doing it anymore.
01:14:11And what are you doing?
01:14:13I'm showing you how much I want you.
01:14:16How much I love you.
01:14:30Is this something you like?
01:14:33Is this something I love?
01:14:37I'm not doing it anymore.
01:14:41I'm not just how you like it.
01:14:46Now let's do the best part about making up.
01:14:49It makes up sex.
01:15:01Hey! Look!
01:15:03Don't try and get hard out there where you're tackling the other team, alright?
01:15:06Maybe a dick up your ass would feel really good, huh?
01:15:08Scared you'd like it?
01:15:10No!
01:15:11It's us!
01:15:12Blow the fuck up.
01:15:18Danny!
01:15:19Give me these glasses.
01:15:21Why?
01:15:22They're expensive!
01:15:23I know!
01:15:25Okay, relax Elton John, no one's going to recognize you.
01:15:29Look, I can't take any chances.
01:15:32I'm gonna ruin this game for Donovan.
01:15:34Oh, so you and Donovan are back together?
01:15:38I guess so.
01:15:40He said he's never gonna let me go again.
01:15:44Shut the fuck up, that's so dreamy!
01:15:47You said yes, right?
01:15:50Uh...
01:15:51Right?
01:15:55Okay, what's the problem?
01:16:00I'm obviously in love with him and I'm so happy we're back together, but...
01:16:06I don't want to be his dirty secret for the rest of his football career.
01:16:11So he wants to hide you?
01:16:12No, it's...
01:16:13I mean, what choice does he have?
01:16:15If he doesn't, he loses all of this.
01:16:18No matter what you're doing!
01:16:21Just run!
01:16:25When we were in high school, I made him pick between me and staying in the closet and...
01:16:31He chose me.
01:16:33But then the NFL came knocking and I made the choice for him.
01:16:40Now it's time for me to make the sacrifice so he can be happy.
01:16:52Oh my god!
01:16:53If Jonathan makes it?
01:16:54Then Boston wins, right?
01:16:55Run!
01:17:01Oh my god!
01:17:06If Jonathan makes it?
01:17:08Then Boston wins, right?
01:17:10Yes!
01:17:10I just won another championship game, but the only person I want to celebrate with isn't allowed by my side.
01:17:16Donovan!
01:17:17Donovan!
01:17:18Donovan!
01:17:39Donovan!
01:17:40Donovan!
01:17:41I'd love to share it with.
01:17:43My boyfriend, Caden!
01:17:46Boyfriend?
01:17:47What that means?
01:17:48Yeah!
01:17:48I'm gay!
01:17:49And I don't care who knows, and Caden is way more important.
01:17:53Caden baby!
01:17:54Come on down here, please!
01:17:59Oh my god!
01:18:00Go celebrate with your man!
01:18:01Come on!
01:18:02Come on!
01:18:03Come on!
01:18:05I'm ready for your first.
01:18:07Yes!
01:18:08Yes!
01:18:12Yes!
01:18:12Do you have any idea what you just did?
01:18:14Yes.
01:18:17Finally.
01:18:18Winning means something.
01:18:23Oh my God!
01:18:36Wow.
01:18:38Back where it all began.
01:18:41You ready?
01:18:43Ready to be back at our old school.
01:18:46We're ready to announce that we're opening a sports management agency just for LGBTQ
01:18:50athletes.
01:18:53Well, you know, now that I'm out and the NFL accepted me, I've paved the way for other
01:18:59people to come out, but God, it's not going to be easy.
01:19:04It won't be.
01:19:06They'll have us.
01:19:09Mr. Miller, next year I'm going to be captain of the hockey team and the tennis team, but
01:19:15um, can I talk to you about something?
01:19:19Hey man, you need some advice?
01:19:20No, I just, how did you know that you were gay and that you could come out?
01:19:34Sorry man, I can't answer that for you.
01:19:36I mean, it's not easy and sure as hell not here, but uh, you know when you find the right
01:19:48person, you just know it's worth it.
01:19:51It's worth it.
01:19:54Thanks.
01:19:56Thanks.
01:19:56Thanks man.
01:20:14What are you doing in there?
01:20:16I have a surprise for you.
01:20:17Mm-hmm oh my god. Oh, I like this surprise
01:20:35You are wearing that even better than I did
01:20:47Focus on myself, instead
01:20:50And I'm saying that I'm over it
01:20:55Over you
01:20:56Oh-oh
01:20:57But I can't get enough from you
01:20:59Follow me down, follow me down, follow me down
01:21:02When I'm crashing out, I'm a lovin' the sound
01:21:05Lovin' the sound, lovin' the sound of the mess I found
01:21:08I got questions now, got my questions now
01:21:10Can you help me out?
01:21:12Yeah, you've been making me crazy
01:21:14But we should just get this shit easy
01:21:16Follow me down, follow me down, follow me down
01:21:19Till I hit the ground
01:21:20And I'm buying you rounds
01:21:21Buying you rounds, buying these rounds
01:21:23Till the light goes out
01:21:24Hoping like it's loud
01:21:25Hoping like it's loud
01:21:27So we can talk it out
01:21:29Need you to say that you need me
01:21:31Bitch, just don't say that you hate me
01:21:33Feeling the pressure
01:21:34Need you to get on my head, yeah
01:21:37Know you'd be worth it
01:21:38I sit and wait till I earn it
01:21:40Uh
01:21:41Feeling the pressure
01:21:42Need you to get on my head, yeah
01:21:44Know you'd be worth it
01:21:46Tell me I'm worth it
01:21:49Maybe I'll just write my head
01:21:52I should focus on myself instead
01:21:57But I'm saying that I'm over it
01:22:01Over you
01:22:02Oh, oh
01:22:05The other thing
01:22:05That's the same thing
01:22:06The other thing
01:22:06Is that there's no need to be
01:22:06The other thing
01:22:07Is that there's no need to be
01:22:08Is that there's no need