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00:00:11Oh my god, there are so many hot...
00:00:14Say it as though I'm not nearly tipsy enough.
00:00:16I take it, I'm pretty beat.
00:00:17I think I'm gonna head on.
00:00:18No, sis.
00:00:19Don't be a Scrooge.
00:00:20Some of us have to work tomorrow.
00:00:22I am working my ass off to make sure you have a fun time tonight.
00:00:27What is the point of living in the sexiest city in the world
00:00:29if we're not gonna take full advantage?
00:00:31I take advantage.
00:00:32Midnight screenings of Harry Potter does not count.
00:00:35What if you meet your soulmate tonight?
00:00:37I promise you, my soulmate is not out at 2am dressed up as Santa Claus.
00:00:46Oh my god, he is so hot!
00:00:49He's totally checking you out!
00:00:50Probably because I look ridiculous.
00:00:52Every Santa needs a reindeer to ride,
00:00:54and I am not stopping until I get you laid,
00:00:56so come on, let's go.
00:01:11Oh my god.
00:01:12Santa Hottie is full on staring at you.
00:01:19He probably just thinks I'm someone else.
00:01:22Yeah, his soulmate.
00:01:23You know I don't believe in soulmates.
00:01:25Okay.
00:01:26I know you haven't dated since-
00:01:28Don't see his name.
00:01:29Since he who shall not be named.
00:01:31But Mia, college was a lifetime ago,
00:01:34and I know he broke your heart,
00:01:35so I say this with love.
00:01:37You need to get the hell over it.
00:01:39I am over it!
00:01:40I'm just too busy to date right now.
00:01:42Work is crazy.
00:01:44It's the busy season at the library.
00:01:45You know you can't date a buck, right?
00:01:47A girl can dream.
00:01:49Okay.
00:01:50Forget soulmate.
00:01:51You just need to have fun and get laid.
00:01:54I bet Santa's great in bed.
00:01:56What?
00:01:56Hi, ladies.
00:01:58Great outfits.
00:02:00You knew Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
00:02:02could be so sexy.
00:02:03Oh, sexy.
00:02:05I look like I belong to the zoo.
00:02:07Well, I'm a fan.
00:02:09This is my sister, Mia.
00:02:10She's totally single.
00:02:12Well, nice to meet you, Mia.
00:02:13I'm Declan.
00:02:15Isn't that the name of the prince?
00:02:17I hear they're in town on some diplomacy tour.
00:02:20You know, French people stuff.
00:02:21Another round.
00:02:22Yeah.
00:02:24Cheers.
00:02:27Cheers.
00:02:41Cheers.
00:02:42Cheers.
00:02:47Cheers.
00:02:49Cheers.
00:02:52Cheers.
00:02:53Cheers.
00:02:55Cheers.
00:02:56Cheers.
00:02:57Cheers.
00:03:08so do you come here often you've got to be kidding me what just conversation exotic accent a couple
00:03:15free drinks normally work for you you tell me absolutely not yeah right i bet you're secretly
00:03:23planning our wedding in your head right now more like our divorce then i bet a lawyer
00:03:29so judging by your accent i'm assuming you're not from here no just just visiting what are you doing
00:03:36in town just various things sounds fascinating work stuff's boring it's more interesting things
00:03:45to talk about such as your beautiful brown eyes you're gonna have to do way better than that
00:03:51am i wow cocky i just know what i want
00:04:08just go for it mia
00:04:12can't stop when your heart is on the line can't stop no can't stop all the night
00:04:22can't stop when your heart is on the line
00:04:26it's automatic waking up beside you like it's a habit
00:04:36don't know what happened oh yeah
00:04:39you do this every time it's just so classic
00:04:44still don't know why we let go i'm trying to find a little closure i guess we just need some
00:04:51time
00:04:51and if you want to come on over well baby that's all right but you hate me if i put
00:04:58you closer if only for a night
00:05:01i'm trying baby i just can't forget you can't stop no can't stop overnight
00:05:12can't stop when your heart is on the line
00:05:17can't stop no can't stop overnight
00:05:22you're coming home with me like hell i am come on you want me bad
00:05:29what an arrogant asshole jared let me know when you're down calling me names so i can call my car
00:05:40fine let's go i love america
00:06:11oh before we go any further i need to tell you something
00:06:14don't tell me you're married i can't do that again
00:06:17no i just want you to know i'm not looking for anything serious
00:06:21we can have fun right now but afterwards i don't want to date you or even know you
00:06:25it's a one-time thing to help me get back out there
00:06:28oh mia what might be my dream woman
00:06:32great so let's agree to have mind-following sex and then never speak again
00:06:35do
00:06:51you hit me with the h-e-y i'ma hit you with the boy pie you told me that i'm
00:06:58too closed off but
00:06:59you know that i'm not involved with play boys i don't want to be your play toy
00:07:05don't you know that i'm so much more than a centerfold
00:07:12you hit me with the what you're doing i'ma hit you with the nothing much as if it's any of
00:07:19your business
00:07:20what i'm even doing though you told me that you want to come through play toy
00:07:26i can't let you flip through my pages and hold me close like those play boys i don't want to
00:07:35be your play toy
00:07:37don't you know that i'm so much more than a centerfold
00:08:11don't you know that i'm so much more than a centerfold
00:08:19i'm so much more than a centerfold
00:08:20oh
00:08:22where is it
00:08:24Well, good morning to you, too.
00:08:26I can't find my bra, and I'm late for work.
00:08:30Where do you work?
00:08:31The library.
00:08:32So what are you so stressed about? Is there a book emergency?
00:08:36Can you just shut up and help me find it?
00:08:38Can't do anything before 9 a.m.
00:08:41Wow, thanks so much for your help. I'm just going to go.
00:08:43You going to get a coffee?
00:08:45I'd love one. Two creams, one sugar. Thanks, doll.
00:08:50Seriously?
00:08:51Fine, I'll order in.
00:08:52Breakfast?
00:08:54You Americans love everything deep-fried, right?
00:08:57What are you doing?
00:08:58Being a gentleman.
00:09:00We had an agreement, remember?
00:09:06Sorry, I was a tad hammered last night.
00:09:09How much weight are you?
00:09:11Oh my god, it's not that kind of agreement!
00:09:13My apologies.
00:09:18Wow.
00:09:20I had no idea you were such a slut.
00:09:25Didn't realize you were so uptight.
00:09:29Look, I just want to find my bra, go to work, and never, ever speak to you again.
00:09:34Yes, of course.
00:09:36Let's find that bra and get you out of my life forever.
00:09:41Who is that?
00:09:43It's probably my stepmom.
00:09:44Oh my god.
00:09:46You live with your parents?
00:09:48You really don't know who I am.
00:09:51Since when was Santa so cocky?
00:09:53Since when was Rudolph such a bitch?
00:09:55Wow.
00:10:00Where are you going?
00:10:01I would rather go bra-less than spend another suck-it with you.
00:10:06Finally, but you agree on something.
00:10:26Good morning, your royal highness.
00:10:43Good morning.
00:10:45It was, until I had to deal with your latest shenanigans.
00:10:48I can't imagine what you mean.
00:10:50I was a good boy.
00:10:51In bed by nine.
00:10:53Really?
00:10:54With yet another girl?
00:10:55Of course not.
00:10:56Can you please pass me the bar?
00:10:58The maid found this when making up your room this morning.
00:11:04Well, that's my bra.
00:11:06I've been looking for it everywhere.
00:11:07It's really my color, don't you think?
00:11:09Now you see here, we didn't make this diplomacy trip ahead of your coronation so you could bed a different
00:11:17American every night.
00:11:18That is no way for the future king to behave.
00:11:21My apologies, majesty.
00:11:24I'll be on my best behavior, starting now.
00:11:27Good.
00:11:27Because this trip isn't just about fostering goodwill between our nations.
00:11:32We're here on a mission.
00:11:34What are we doing?
00:11:35I'm afraid the palace is in dire need of some funds.
00:11:38We're broke.
00:11:39Hmm.
00:11:41Father left me a generous inheritance when he passed.
00:11:43For you personally, yes.
00:11:45But it takes a small fortune to run the palace every day.
00:11:48So what are we going to do?
00:11:51Not to worry, I have a plan.
00:11:53As always.
00:11:54It seems that we are to be guests of honor at the governor's winter masquerade ball tonight.
00:11:59Unfortunately, the governor is traveling on business, but his daughter Courtney will be there and she has his ear.
00:12:05Whatever she wants, he agrees to.
00:12:07I plan to tactfully ask her for a loan.
00:12:11Well, how can I help?
00:12:14By not further embarrassing the crown.
00:12:18The governor is very conservative.
00:12:22He has very traditional values.
00:12:24If he hears about your wild antics running around with different women, there is no way he'll agree to the
00:12:30loan.
00:12:31Of course.
00:12:34I'll do my very best.
00:12:35You'd better.
00:12:36Or there won't be a crown for you to inherit.
00:12:42I'll do my very best.
00:12:58I'll do my very best.
00:13:04Get rid of this immediately.
00:13:15We've got a press conference at the plaza, a luncheon with the American Diplomats Association, a fundraiser for Doctors Without
00:13:22Borders,
00:13:22a private tour of the Guggenheim, front row at the Gucci show, and invitations to drinks with three different Kardashians.
00:13:31Also, your fan mail has just arrived.
00:13:38This is just from today.
00:13:45Shall I bring the car around?
00:13:47No, I think I'll walk.
00:13:49Walk?
00:13:50Are you feeling all right?
00:13:52Yes.
00:13:53I've never felt better.
00:13:55Hey, you fetch me that bra.
00:13:57I'm going to return it to its rifle owner.
00:13:59Sir, I could handle this myself.
00:14:02That sort of errand is a little beneath you.
00:14:05Trust me, I know.
00:14:07This is the last thing I want to do.
00:14:09But I'm afraid I'm not to handle this myself.
00:14:11It's a sensitive matter.
00:14:13It must be handled discreetly.
00:14:15Certainly, sir.
00:14:16I'll go fetch it for you.
00:14:18Perfect.
00:14:19Now tell me, Henry.
00:14:21Where does one find a...
00:14:23library?
00:14:26Library.
00:14:29...
00:14:31...
00:14:35...
00:14:36The
00:14:57...
00:15:27You
00:15:36Let's get away.
00:15:37Where is he?
00:15:39Find it.
00:15:39Where'd he go?
00:15:40Back there.
00:15:53What the hell are you doing here?
00:15:55Come with me.
00:15:56That's it!
00:15:57That's it!
00:15:57That's it!
00:15:59That's it!
00:15:59That's it!
00:15:59There he is!
00:16:00That's it!
00:16:04I hate the paparazzi following you.
00:16:06Who are you?
00:16:07Just calm down.
00:16:09Oh, because telling him to calm down is always such a great idea.
00:16:17I think he went this way.
00:16:18Follow me.
00:16:19Hurry.
00:16:20You've got to get a shot.
00:16:35What the hell is wrong with you?
00:16:37It was just my last resort.
00:16:39It's alright.
00:16:39Good, because that didn't mean anything to me.
00:16:43Didn't mean anything to me more.
00:16:45You're a child.
00:16:46How the hell do I get out of here?
00:16:48Are you afraid you're going to learn something?
00:16:51Just show me the way out.
00:16:53Probably.
00:17:05What were you doing in a library anyway?
00:17:08Just returning a book.
00:17:09You're welcome.
00:17:11Thanks.
00:17:14Yeah.
00:17:18Well...
00:17:20Goodbye forever, I suppose.
00:17:26Yeah.
00:17:28Yeah.
00:17:40Bye.
00:17:41Bye.
00:18:18How can you be so blatantly disrespectful?
00:18:23Wow.
00:18:24That was fast.
00:18:25Didn't I just warn you about the dangers of drawing negative attention?
00:18:28This makes us look like tabloid trash.
00:18:31The governor will never lend us the money now.
00:18:34Your careless affairs might cost us the entire crowd.
00:18:37I can explain.
00:18:40You've left me no choice but to delay your coronation.
00:18:42Perhaps indefinitely.
00:18:44You can't do that.
00:18:45She's not just a random girl.
00:18:48She's my new girlfriend, Mia.
00:18:50Oh really?
00:18:51And who is this Mia?
00:18:53Well, she's a respectable young woman.
00:18:56She's a librarian.
00:18:58A librarian?
00:19:00Mm-hmm.
00:19:00How common.
00:19:02But that's just her cover.
00:19:05She's actually a princess.
00:19:07Oh really?
00:19:08Of what country?
00:19:12A small island off the coast of Italy.
00:19:15And what is the name of this island?
00:19:20Umbrella.
00:19:21Umbrella?
00:19:22Yes.
00:19:23Umbrella.
00:19:24It's a beautiful little hidden gem.
00:19:27Her family's reign goes back centuries.
00:19:29And her parents settled in America after they made a fortune in the diamond trade.
00:19:34Interesting.
00:19:35So that would mean that her family is...
00:19:40Filthy rich.
00:19:42Well, this is fabulous news.
00:19:45Of course, you'll have to make your debut as soon as possible so the press can report that this isn't
00:19:50another one of your random hookups.
00:19:51Yes.
00:19:52How about the couple makes their debut with the Governor's Masquerade Ball?
00:19:56Shut up, Henry.
00:19:57We're in the middle of an important conversation.
00:20:00I've got it.
00:20:01You can make your debut at the Governor's Masquerade Ball tonight.
00:20:05Wonderful!
00:20:06Wonderful.
00:20:07Wonderful.
00:20:10Let me get a picture.
00:20:12Why didn't you tell me he was a prince, Kit?
00:20:15Sorry, sis.
00:20:16I seriously didn't recognize him with a Santa outfit.
00:20:18But how come you didn't recognize him when he took his clothes off?
00:20:21Wasn't wearing my glasses?
00:20:25When are the paparazzi going to leave me alone?
00:20:28Mia, this is the prince.
00:20:30This is like a really big deal.
00:20:32Oh, whatever.
00:20:33All this king and queen stuff is so...
00:20:35Ugh.
00:20:36Nonsense.
00:20:38I hate all this attention.
00:20:40It's such a nightmare.
00:20:41A nightmare?
00:20:42Mia, you hooking up with the prince is like the best thing that's ever happened to me.
00:20:45Well, don't get too excited.
00:20:46It was a one-time thing.
00:20:48Two times.
00:20:49But...
00:20:50He's cocky and arrogant and shallow and here?
00:20:54Mia!
00:20:54What?
00:20:55Mia, please let me up!
00:20:57The prince, he's...
00:20:57Mia!
00:20:58He's downstairs.
00:20:58I really need to talk to you!
00:21:01What are you doing here?
00:21:03I need to talk to you.
00:21:05Privately.
00:21:10Right.
00:21:11Okay.
00:21:12I'll just be in my room.
00:21:14Listening to every single word.
00:21:20You didn't think to mention your literal royalty?
00:21:23I'm sorry.
00:21:24You just didn't seem to care who I was and it was just so refreshing.
00:21:28Plus, it's just common knowledge.
00:21:31People just know who I am.
00:21:34Right.
00:21:36Listen.
00:21:37We had our one night of fun, but I meant what I said was really a one-time thing.
00:21:43I hate all of this attention.
00:21:45Yeah.
00:21:46I'm just a normal girl.
00:21:48Exactly.
00:21:49You're the type of respectable young woman that would look great on my arm and help people
00:21:54take me more seriously as their future king.
00:21:57I'm not following.
00:21:58Hear me out.
00:21:58If we can just pretend to be a happy couple that is madly in love until my coronation next week,
00:22:04he'll ensure the good graces of the press, my kingdom, and most important, the queen.
00:22:12What's in it for me?
00:22:13Being on my arm isn't enough.
00:22:16No.
00:22:17I'm gonna give you a lot of money, Mia.
00:22:19Excuse me?
00:22:20We're not talking library money.
00:22:22We're talking money that will change your life.
00:22:25Oh my god.
00:22:27I know.
00:22:27Genius plan, right?
00:22:29You arrogant prick.
00:22:33You think you can throw your money around and buy a girlfriend like a pizza?
00:22:39Well, I can't be bought.
00:22:41So, take your life-changing money and get the hell out of my house.
00:22:50I don't understand.
00:22:52Let me translate it for you.
00:22:54Get out!
00:23:22Why didn't Mia ride with us?
00:23:25She had work, but she will be here.
00:23:27She'd better be.
00:23:29Everyone is expecting your debut tonight as a couple.
00:23:32Don't fuck this up.
00:23:34What injury might have, your majesty?
00:23:43Courtney, how lovely to meet you.
00:23:46Oh, the pleasure is all mine.
00:23:48My father will be so disappointed to have missed you.
00:23:50Oh, please give him my regards.
00:23:52Let me introduce you to my son, Declan.
00:24:01Senior Dance.
00:24:04I wonder if we could have a moment in private later to discuss some personal business that
00:24:10you could pass on to your father.
00:24:13Absolutely.
00:24:19I wonder if we could have a moment in private later to discuss some personal business that
00:24:30–
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00:25:01I need to find the prince right now.
00:25:03Easy. Governor's Winterball.
00:25:06Okay, stalker.
00:25:07Don't insult my hobbies.
00:25:09I need to go talk then.
00:25:11Uh, not like that you're not.
00:25:14We gotta get you ball ready.
00:25:20So, if we could just get a modest loan.
00:25:22The palace, the whole country really would be so grateful.
00:25:27I'm sure my father would be happy to oblige.
00:25:30Great. It's settled.
00:25:31Not so fast.
00:25:34I'll encourage my father to give you the loan on one condition.
00:25:38Anything.
00:25:39My father would do anything to ensure my happiness.
00:25:42And what would make me happy is him.
00:25:47That's no problem at all.
00:25:50Good.
00:25:50But until he's mine, you won't see a cent.
00:25:54Now, young lady, no one gives orders around here besides me.
00:25:59My son's current girlfriend is a princess with a large fortune.
00:26:04I can assure you, no one has more money than my father.
00:26:08Which you would have full access to.
00:26:10And if the prince and I were to marry, well, I would assure that you would maintain complete control of
00:26:16the throne behind the scenes.
00:26:19Young lady, you have a deal.
00:26:30May I have this dance?
00:26:41May I have this dance?
00:26:43Do I have a choice?
00:26:45Follow my lead.
00:26:46Alright, look.
00:27:07Do I have a choice?
00:27:11Please do.
00:27:12How do I have a choice?
00:27:15There's just one more. Who the hell is that?
00:27:18That's his girlfriend, the princess. Don't worry, I'll take care of her.
00:27:23You better, or the palace won't get a dime, your highness.
00:27:34Why on earth would you tell them I'm a princess? I'm like the opposite of that.
00:27:37Trust me, I'm aware. But I had to explain the photo. I just started lying and I couldn't stop.
00:27:43I mean, a princess sounds better than a librarian.
00:27:46Of course, because being a good person with a normal job isn't good enough.
00:27:49Nothing is good enough for you people.
00:27:51Look, look, I'm sorry I lied, but what's done is done.
00:27:53And let's make the best of things. Let's move forward to my proposal.
00:27:57What makes you think I would ever go through with your idiotic plan?
00:28:01Because why else are you here?
00:28:04Pure desperation.
00:28:06My favorite trait of all. You'll be my loving, doting girlfriend, Princess Mia.
00:28:11Until my coronation next week. In exchange for cold hard cash.
00:28:16And after that, you'll never ever have to speak with me again.
00:28:18We'll have ourselves a deal.
00:28:23Deal. But no more hooking up, or anything like that.
00:28:26This is strictly business now.
00:28:29Trust me, that won't be a problem.
00:28:48Trust me.
00:29:10You're going to הפer in handling,you and a friend of other people.
00:29:11This is just for moral security секacey this week.
00:29:11And I'm not missing anything back in my cart with,
00:29:12What are you reading for?
00:29:14For fun?
00:29:15You wouldn't have no fun if it'd beat you in the arse.
00:29:18Says the guy that has to pay a girl to hang out with him.
00:29:21Alright, alright.
00:29:22Enough foreplay. We have a lot of work to do.
00:29:26Your performance last night left much to be desired.
00:29:29Got a lot of work to turn you into a proper princess.
00:29:32It's not my fault that you lied about who I really am.
00:29:35True, but if you want a dime of that money that I promise you,
00:29:37you'll make it your mission to become Princess Mia.
00:29:42Fine. I'll do it.
00:29:44But was all this really necessary?
00:29:48I had to ensure absolute privacy.
00:29:50If this lie gets out, the Queen will delay my coronation perhaps indefinitely.
00:29:54We're not leaving this room until you're a proper princess.
00:29:58Now, let's get you royal.
00:30:00What about the Queen? Isn't she gonna be back soon?
00:30:03She's out shopping. She'll be out all afternoon.
00:30:06Now, let's get to work.
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00:31:28Well, I'll stay the night, my God.
00:31:30I insist.
00:31:36What the hell are you doing?
00:31:37You'll have to sleep over, I'm afraid.
00:31:39They'll keep the appearance that we're a real couple.
00:31:42Who cares? The press isn't here.
00:31:44The helper's watching my every move.
00:31:46Oh, my God.
00:31:48What have they seen?
00:31:52How do you live like this?
00:31:54That's all I know.
00:31:56Oh, my God.
00:31:57I would feel sorry for you if you weren't such an asshole.
00:32:00Thanks, baby.
00:32:02So you'll sleep with me?
00:32:03I mean, you'll sleep over?
00:32:07Yes, but I'm not happy about it.
00:32:09I'm going to have a shower.
00:32:12No peeking.
00:32:13In your dreams.
00:32:33I'm going to have a shower.
00:32:34If you're breathing.
00:32:35If you're breathing.
00:32:36Call my name.
00:32:38You're breathing.
00:32:39If you're coming stay.
00:33:58You sure you're okay down there?
00:34:00Oh, you're worried about me.
00:34:02I'm not.
00:34:03I mean, I don't care.
00:34:05I just can't hear you complain all night.
00:34:08I'm fine.
00:34:09Thanks.
00:34:17Just come sleep in the bed.
00:34:19Will you insist?
00:34:32You better not try anything.
00:34:34In your dreams, princess.
00:34:36I can't wait until this arrangement is over.
00:34:39Finally, we agree on something.
00:34:59I need to speak to the prince at once.
00:35:02I'm afraid he's still sleeping.
00:35:04Well then, wake him up, you fool!
00:35:05But, um, I don't think he's alone.
00:35:10I don't think he's alone.
00:35:36Good morning, sir.
00:35:38Sorry to wake you, but the queen has asked to speak with you.
00:35:41Now.
00:35:42Of course, I'll get dressed.
00:35:43No.
00:35:44You.
00:35:49Practice is over.
00:35:50It's time for the real test, princess.
00:35:58Come on, Henry.
00:36:01Hello, Mia.
00:36:03Your Majesty.
00:36:04You look even more beautiful up close.
00:36:07I wanted us to have a chance to properly get to know each other.
00:36:11It's been quite whirlwind for you.
00:36:12Yes, it's been a crazy past few days.
00:36:15Well, you should be used to all this, what, with your upbringing.
00:36:18Of course.
00:36:19I was practically born in a ball gown.
00:36:22Well, tell me, where does your family summer?
00:36:26Uh, the pool?
00:36:29I mean, uh, all of our Paris, Italy, you name it, we summer there.
00:36:36Tell me more about your family's royal heritage.
00:36:40We come from a small island off the coast of Italy.
00:36:43It's gorgeous.
00:36:44You should totally come visit sometime.
00:36:46My parents made their fortune in emeralds and immigrated here.
00:36:51Diamonds?
00:36:52Excuse me?
00:36:54The prince said that your family made a fortune in diamonds.
00:37:00The prince said that your family made a fortune in diamonds.
00:37:06Right.
00:37:06Diamonds, emeralds, you name it.
00:37:09We made a fortune in it.
00:37:13Would you like some tea?
00:37:15Uh, no thank you.
00:37:17I'm trying to cut back.
00:37:21Being a princess yourself, I'm sure you've given some thought to our monarchy.
00:37:28After all, it might be you sitting up there ruling with the prince someday.
00:37:32You're right.
00:37:34Uh, I mean, yeah, I'm right.
00:37:37Not a fan of our monarchy, are you?
00:37:41Honestly?
00:37:43Please.
00:37:45Not really.
00:37:46At least, I'm not a fan of the way the monarchy has been doing things for the past 500 years.
00:37:51I believe the point of the crown is to serve the people.
00:37:55To do good.
00:37:56My dear, the point of the crown is to uphold tradition and to give the people something to aspire to.
00:38:05With all due respect, I think that way of thinking is of the past.
00:38:10I'm more about the future.
00:38:12Not if I have anything to say about it.
00:38:17How much, you favorite ladies.
00:38:19Ah, Mia, would you give me a moment to have a word with my son in private?
00:38:25No problem.
00:38:26I have to pee anyway.
00:38:31There is absolutely no way you can be with that girl.
00:38:36There is absolutely no way you can be with that girl.
00:38:40Why not?
00:38:41She is not properly trained.
00:38:43What, is she a horse?
00:38:44I thought you wanted me to have a girlfriend.
00:38:46I do.
00:38:47But a more suitable match.
00:38:49But I...
00:38:50The press love her.
00:38:52There's something off about her.
00:38:54So she's a little different, but the status quo is boring.
00:38:57Not boring.
00:38:59Classic.
00:38:59You need to be with someone who will ensure that our traditions outlive us all.
00:39:05You married into this family.
00:39:07They're not even your traditions.
00:39:08Like hell they're not.
00:39:09If it weren't for me, this palace would be in shambles.
00:39:12I promised your father on his deathbed that I would uphold the crown and make sure to keep you in
00:39:19line.
00:39:20It is of the utmost importance that you make a suitable match.
00:39:25You need to be with someone educated and refined.
00:39:28Someone like Courtney.
00:39:30Mia's special.
00:39:32Like, you just have to get to know the way that I have.
00:39:35I promise, she's mesmerizing.
00:39:37Declan, it's only a matter of time before everyone knows the truth.
00:39:41Mia is not queen material.
00:39:44Yeah.
00:39:50Mia!
00:39:52Mia!
00:39:58Mia, please, wait!
00:39:59Just leave me alone.
00:40:01I'm sorry.
00:40:02The queen can be harsh, but she means well.
00:40:04I cannot believe you're defending her.
00:40:06I'm truly sorry.
00:40:07It killed me to have a talk about you like that.
00:40:09I wanted to know you.
00:40:10The real you.
00:40:12Because you were amazing.
00:40:13I don't care.
00:40:14I'm just here for the money, remember?
00:40:16This is all fake.
00:40:17Is this all really just a paycheck to you?
00:40:18Yep.
00:40:19You don't mean that.
00:40:20Come on, Mia.
00:40:21Give us a smile.
00:40:22Don't tell me what I mean.
00:40:23Mia, smile for me, Dave.
00:40:25Mia.
00:40:26I'm really starting to like you.
00:40:28For real.
00:40:29Give me a break.
00:40:31I am just another one of your shiny new toys.
00:40:33You'll be bored of me in no time.
00:40:35And back to your drawer full of condom.
00:40:36Mia, Mia, Mia.
00:40:37Will you all ship?
00:40:38Leave me alone.
00:40:40Mia, come on.
00:40:40We just want one boat.
00:40:41Hey.
00:40:42Ugh.
00:40:44Not again.
00:40:45Are you okay?
00:40:47I am now.
00:40:49Of course.
00:40:53Cops?
00:40:53If this gets out, I'm finished.
00:40:55We need to get out of here.
00:40:57Someone or no one can find us.
00:40:58It's well off green.
00:40:59I know the perfect place.
00:41:01Come with me.
00:41:01Okay.
00:41:10Well, well, well.
00:41:12There's a sight for sore eyes.
00:41:15Oh, hey, Daddy.
00:41:17And who do we have here?
00:41:19This is just a friend.
00:41:21Hello, sir.
00:41:22I'm Declan.
00:41:22Mia's boyfriend.
00:41:23Oh, Mia.
00:41:25You didn't tell me you had a boyfriend.
00:41:27Uh, yep.
00:41:28He's my boyfriend.
00:41:31We're super in love.
00:41:33It's nice to meet you, sir.
00:41:35Who are you calling, sir?
00:41:38Call me Charlie.
00:41:40You're welcome, son.
00:41:45Let me know if there's anything I can do to help.
00:41:48Declan, it's okay.
00:41:49Sure, sure.
00:41:50The cows aren't going to milk themselves.
00:41:53We don't have cows.
00:41:55Come on.
00:41:56Let's do it.
00:42:00Let's do it.
00:42:32Oh, you guys did a good job.
00:42:36This is delicious.
00:42:37Thank you so much, sir.
00:42:39It's my pleasure.
00:42:41It's been a long time since Mia brought a boy home.
00:42:44A real long time.
00:42:45And a prince at that.
00:42:46Dad.
00:42:47Well, look, I'm just happy that you're happy.
00:42:51And if your mother were here, she would be happy, too.
00:42:55So thank you for loving her.
00:42:58You're welcome.
00:43:00Mia's easy to love.
00:43:02It's so nice to have you home.
00:43:05Well, I still have a home.
00:43:07Look, I'm sure Mia already told you
00:43:10we're going to lose the farm.
00:43:12I can't afford the mortgage anymore.
00:43:18I may have never said anything.
00:43:22Uh, enough of the depressing vibes.
00:43:34I can't believe you grew up out here.
00:43:58Is this your idea of fun?
00:44:00Playing dress up in your dad's old clothing?
00:44:02Hey, when you're in the country,
00:44:05you have to get creative.
00:44:11Have a look.
00:44:18Like the opposite of a prince.
00:44:21Perfect.
00:44:22Well,
00:44:27why didn't you say anything about your dad being hurt?
00:44:32Kind of a heavy story.
00:44:35I could do heavy.
00:44:38Please.
00:44:44When I was really little, I got sick.
00:44:48Pneumonia.
00:44:49And I was
00:44:52in and out of the hospital.
00:44:54Medical bills were really high.
00:44:56My dad was working around the clock
00:44:58trying to make as much money as possible.
00:45:01I was exhausted, barely sleeping,
00:45:04and there was an accident.
00:45:08I was exhausted, barely sleeping,
00:45:10and there was an accident.
00:45:12Fell off of his tractor,
00:45:14and it ran him over.
00:45:17Nearly snapped his spine in half.
00:45:21I mean, it was just really hard for him
00:45:22to do work around the farm.
00:45:24It was really stressful.
00:45:26And my mom
00:45:28was doing everything.
00:45:32I think it broke her.
00:45:38One day she went to go get groceries
00:45:40and
00:45:43never came back.
00:45:45Oh, man.
00:45:47I know I was just a kid,
00:45:48and I know it wasn't my fault,
00:45:50but
00:45:53I just think that deep down,
00:45:55I think that everything bad that happens
00:45:56is because of me.
00:45:58I totally get it.
00:46:00You do?
00:46:02Yeah.
00:46:03My real mom
00:46:05died when I was little.
00:46:07She was in a car accident
00:46:08on her way to go and watch me
00:46:10at swim practice.
00:46:13I hate swimming to this day.
00:46:16That's awful.
00:46:17I'm so sorry.
00:46:21Thanks.
00:46:24You know,
00:46:24when people say that,
00:46:25I usually feel their pity,
00:46:26but with you,
00:46:27you know,
00:46:30it feels different.
00:46:33Knowing I share the same pain,
00:46:34it helps ease it a little.
00:46:38So, thank you.
00:46:50Can I show you something?
00:47:00Not bad.
00:47:02Ready to swim again?
00:47:04Make some new memories?
00:47:08Not quite ready yet.
00:47:11That's okay.
00:47:13We can just look at it for now.
00:47:15Baby steps.
00:47:17Thanks, Sarah.
00:47:21Hmm.
00:47:22Hmm.
00:47:51So,
00:47:52are you excited about your coronation?
00:47:55Yeah.
00:47:56Of course.
00:47:59You don't sound very excited.
00:48:03I'm pretty nervous to be young king.
00:48:06I mean,
00:48:06I'm going to be leading an entire nation.
00:48:08And I've got so many plans
00:48:10of where to take our country,
00:48:11but nobody takes me seriously.
00:48:14Just,
00:48:14they think I'm a silly potty boy.
00:48:17What are your ideas?
00:48:19The dumb,
00:48:20forget it.
00:48:21How can you be the judge of that?
00:48:24Okay.
00:48:26I'm very passionate about the environment.
00:48:29I love finding alternative forms of energy.
00:48:32In my country,
00:48:33there's some of the most intense ones in the world.
00:48:36And there are these wind turbines
00:48:39that are state-of-the-art.
00:48:41And they can harness that energy.
00:48:43They can convert for cars,
00:48:46planes,
00:48:46buildings,
00:48:47homes.
00:48:48You name it.
00:48:51Wow,
00:48:51that's actually a really good idea.
00:48:54Really?
00:48:55Yeah,
00:48:56you're really smart.
00:48:57Why are you such a fuck-up?
00:49:02Well,
00:49:03when my father passed away,
00:49:04it was just,
00:49:06it was a lot.
00:49:09It was a bit too much,
00:49:10in fact.
00:49:11So,
00:49:12I just numb out.
00:49:14I party.
00:49:17Yeah,
00:49:17I relate.
00:49:19Yeah,
00:49:20right,
00:49:20Miss Perfect.
00:49:21Me?
00:49:23I didn't even finish college.
00:49:25Why not?
00:49:28Let's just talk about something else.
00:49:30Come on,
00:49:31I just poured my heart.
00:49:33At least you can do
00:49:34is return the favor.
00:49:37Fine.
00:49:39I went to a very fancy school.
00:49:41I was a scholarship student,
00:49:44of course,
00:49:44so I felt
00:49:46out of place already,
00:49:48insecure.
00:49:51that I met this boy.
00:49:55And I fell so madly,
00:49:59hopelessly in love.
00:50:02It was the most amazing feeling
00:50:04in the world.
00:50:06It felt like I was flying.
00:50:10and then I walked in on him
00:50:12cheating on me
00:50:13with someone else.
00:50:18It wasn't,
00:50:19it wasn't just someone else.
00:50:20It was
00:50:20the prettiest,
00:50:22richest,
00:50:23most popular girl
00:50:24in school.
00:50:28I had spiraled.
00:50:33I couldn't sleep
00:50:35while I'm alone
00:50:35studying.
00:50:36I ended up
00:50:38dropping out of college.
00:50:41I just think that
00:50:44getting cheated on
00:50:45was
00:50:50confirmation
00:50:51of my deepest fear
00:50:53that I'm not good enough.
00:50:55Well, the me that I know
00:50:57is more than enough.
00:50:59She's likeable.
00:51:03Even lovable.
00:51:07She's amazing.
00:51:18What about the rules?
00:51:22Screw the rules.
00:51:28The rules.
00:51:30He is looking for
00:51:31Yes.
00:51:49Leave the rules!
00:51:49it's just geben
00:51:49fixing something
00:51:49the rules okay
00:51:49Be safe again,
00:51:50let's do flash
00:51:57your opinion
00:51:57giving you
00:52:29I can't believe the prince is dating Mia and he hasn't seen through her lies yet.
00:52:34What do you mean?
00:52:35Well, I know where they are.
00:52:38Obviously they're hiding at Mia's farm.
00:52:40Farm?
00:52:41I thought Mia was a princess.
00:52:45Mia!
00:52:47I can assure you she is the furthest thing from a princess.
00:52:51Tell me everything.
00:53:21It's not a good time.
00:53:22I'm afraid I have some terrible news.
00:53:26Whatever it is, it's got to wait.
00:53:28It's the queen.
00:53:29She's had a stroke.
00:53:43I'm afraid I'm afraid I have some trouble.
00:54:00It's the fool of us all.
00:54:03Turns out everyone's favorite new princess is a total fraud.
00:54:08She's a poor farmer's daughter, certainly the furthest thing from a princess.
00:54:13Yes, she works in a library and her sister is a waitress.
00:54:20Mia claims her charmed family made a fortune in the diamond industry, but that couldn't
00:54:25be further from the truth.
00:54:26In fact, she comes from a very broken home.
00:54:30Her father was in a nearly fatal tractor accident when she was young.
00:54:35And her mom took off for groceries one day and never came home.
00:54:39Poor prince got played.
00:54:42Oh my god.
00:54:44The last thing we need is for our name to be associated with a tractor.
00:54:48How did this information get out?
00:54:49Who cares?
00:54:51The point is that Mia is a liar and has made a fool of us all.
00:54:54I only wish that I could find out sooner.
00:54:56Oh no, this is all my fault.
00:54:57I'm the one who lied about Mia being a princess.
00:55:00The details don't matter.
00:55:02Everything has gone to shit since that girl came into your life.
00:55:04I need to find Mia.
00:55:06Forget Mia.
00:55:07We have much more important things to discuss.
00:55:09No, nothing's more important than Mia.
00:55:11Where are you going?
00:55:12Come back here.
00:55:13Don't you dare.
00:55:14You take another step.
00:55:16Should I call a doctor?
00:55:18No, you fool.
00:55:19There's nothing wrong with me.
00:55:23You're going to take Mia down.
00:55:27For good.
00:56:01What are you doing here?
00:56:03I need to talk to you.
00:56:05I am done talking.
00:56:07Just go.
00:56:09Just please listen to me.
00:56:11I'm sorry about that stupid article.
00:56:14You're sorry.
00:56:15A sorry excuse for a human being.
00:56:18You don't mean that.
00:56:19You're not thinking clearly.
00:56:22Please just go.
00:56:24No, I need you to know the truth.
00:56:27Why?
00:56:27Why is it so important?
00:56:29Why do you care?
00:56:31Because I like you, Mia.
00:56:34I really fucking do.
00:56:37Listen, I feel terrible about that article.
00:56:40I had nothing to do with it, I promise.
00:56:42The press are like vultures.
00:56:44What about all of the personal information?
00:56:47My dad's accident?
00:56:48My mom leaving?
00:56:50You are the only person I told.
00:56:53What was this?
00:56:54Some plan?
00:56:55To leak my personal trauma to the press to make yourself look better?
00:57:00What kind of sick game are you playing?
00:57:02Do you really think I'm that cruel?
00:57:04Jesus, Mia, after everything we've been through.
00:57:07How could you think so little of me?
00:57:08It's one thing for them to attack me.
00:57:12They attacked my family.
00:57:14They didn't ask for any of this.
00:57:16Mia, I love your family.
00:57:18I would never betray them.
00:57:19I knew I was right about you.
00:57:20You're no king.
00:57:21You're just a spoiled little prince.
00:57:23I knew this was too good to be true.
00:57:25I don't know why I was so stupid.
00:57:27I can't believe you don't trust me.
00:57:29How can I trust you when our entire relationship is built on life?
00:57:32We are so much more than a lie, and you know that.
00:57:35I can't do this anymore.
00:57:37I'm sorry.
00:57:40I'm done.
00:57:42We're done.
00:57:43Mia, forget the agreement.
00:57:45I need you in my life.
00:57:46Declan, stop.
00:57:48This is pathetic.
00:57:50Whatever this is, it's over.
00:57:54You're breaking up with me?
00:57:55We weren't even together, Mia.
00:57:57I'm ending our agreement.
00:57:58Your services are no longer required.
00:58:00We didn't even make it to the coronation.
00:58:03Your payment will be voided.
00:58:05I don't care about the money.
00:58:07That'll be a first.
00:58:08Goodbye forever.
00:58:10Forever can't come soon enough.
00:58:43Declan, I have just the thing to cheer you up.
00:58:50Good morning, Your Royal Highness.
00:58:53Hi, Courtney.
00:58:55Declan, help your lovely day to her seat.
00:59:04Call the press.
00:59:06The hottest new couple in town is going to make their debut tonight.
00:59:10I smell a press release.
00:59:25Oh, what a beautiful day.
00:59:27You gotta love this city.
00:59:32Okay, what's going on?
00:59:34You hate New York City.
00:59:36I can never get you to come visit me.
00:59:38I just want to tell you the good news in person.
00:59:41What news?
00:59:43We're not going to lose the farm.
00:59:45My God.
00:59:46That's amazing.
00:59:47What happened?
00:59:49Your prince happened.
00:59:51What? Huh?
00:59:52Yeah.
00:59:52Yeah, when you guys came to visit me and he heard about our troubles, he immediately gave
00:59:57me the money.
00:59:58Enough to cover the mortgage and more.
01:00:02He didn't want me to tell you because he didn't want it to seem like we were some kind of
01:00:06charity
01:00:07case.
01:00:08But I can't keep a secret.
01:00:11He's a good man you got there.
01:00:16The nicest thing anybody's ever done for me.
01:00:21Well, honey, that's love.
01:00:24Oh, no.
01:00:27You messed everything up.
01:00:28It's too late.
01:00:29It's never too late for true love.
01:00:33Oh, my God.
01:00:36I gotta go.
01:00:38Where are you going?
01:00:39To kiss the prince.
01:00:42Thanks, Daddy.
01:00:44Thanks, Daddy.
01:01:08It's you.
01:01:10Hello again, Mia.
01:01:14Oh, my God.
01:01:15I'm so stupid.
01:01:17Mia, wait.
01:01:18Stop.
01:01:21I promise you nothing was happening.
01:01:24The Queen's forced me to be with her, and I've never been more miserable.
01:01:28I can't believe this is happening again.
01:01:30Again?
01:01:32Courtney is the girl that my boyfriend cheated on me with in college.
01:01:36She destroyed my life.
01:01:39It wasn't just someone else.
01:01:40It was the prettiest, richest, most popular girl in school.
01:01:47Oh.
01:01:48I'm...
01:01:49I won't let this happen again.
01:01:50No.
01:01:51No, Mia, she means nothing to me.
01:01:53You broke my heart, Your Majesty.
01:02:06What?
01:02:11Be awake!
01:02:15It's not what it seems to me that...
01:02:18Oh, you again.
01:02:19Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:02:22Jacqueline!
01:02:31Are you okay?
01:02:33Me?
01:02:33You're the one that just got attacked by the paps.
01:02:36I had to get your attention somehow.
01:02:38Mission accomplished.
01:02:40I'm sorry about Courtney.
01:02:42It all makes sense.
01:02:44Courtney is the one that leaked my family's secrets to the press.
01:02:47I'm sorry.
01:02:47I didn't believe you.
01:02:49All I ever wanted to be, be happy.
01:02:53Why do you care so much?
01:02:55Because I love you, Mia.
01:03:16I love you, too.
01:03:18I'm feeling better already.
01:03:23What about our agreement?
01:03:26Forget about the agreement.
01:03:28Do with me for real.
01:03:30Okay.
01:03:32Let's be together for real.
01:03:35All right.
01:04:08Just spoke with the doctor.
01:04:11You got your test results back, and you're going to be just fine.
01:04:14Great.
01:04:16Now, can you please go take a break?
01:04:18You haven't slept a wink or eaten a thing since we got back from the hospital.
01:04:22No, I'm never leaving your side again.
01:04:25Mia, please.
01:04:26Take care of yourself.
01:04:27At least go to the bathroom.
01:04:34I promise I'll be here when you get back.
01:04:38Fine.
01:04:41I'll be right back.
01:04:43Love you.
01:04:45I like the sound of that.
01:04:56What the hell is she doing here?
01:04:58I thought we got rid of her for good.
01:05:00Apparently not.
01:05:02Your plan backfired, and now they're more in love than ever before.
01:05:06What are we going to do?
01:05:09I have a plan.
01:05:11Going to send Mia on a permanent vacation from which she will never, ever return.
01:05:16I'm going to need your help.
01:05:18Hmm.
01:05:39Hi, Mia.
01:05:40What are you doing here, Courtney?
01:05:42I have something that might be of interest to you.
01:05:44Nothing you have to say is interesting to me.
01:05:53I have a plan.
01:05:55I'm going to send Mia on a permanent vacation from which she will never, ever return.
01:06:00You deserve to know the truth about the Queen, Mia.
01:06:03She wants to destroy you.
01:06:06Now you have proof.
01:06:13But I'm confused.
01:06:15Why are you helping me?
01:06:17We hate each other, remember?
01:06:19This is so much bigger than all the past drama.
01:06:23As much as I want to be with the Prince, I can see how much he truly loves you.
01:06:27I don't want to be in the way of true love.
01:06:30You're the real princess, Mia.
01:06:35I guess I am, aren't I?
01:06:37And for what it's worth, I'm really sorry for everything that happened in college.
01:06:45To be honest, I was always a little jealous of you back in the day.
01:06:49You were always so different and interesting.
01:06:54I wish we could have been friends.
01:06:59Well, if you want to be friends, then just make me.
01:07:02Maybe stop hooking up with my boyfriends and let's make a coffee.
01:07:06Deal.
01:07:19Come here, Mia.
01:07:22If I'm going to take on the Queen, I'm going to need it.
01:07:51Oh
01:07:52Oh
01:07:53Oh
01:07:54Oh
01:07:54Oh
01:07:54Oh
01:07:54comfortable my darling would you like another pillow where did Mia go she said she was just
01:08:00going to the bathroom I'm sorry but she left hours ago did she say where she's going or when
01:08:08she's coming back she told me to tell you that she just doesn't want to be with you anymore
01:08:16it's over I'm sorry son I don't understand she just told me she loved me you just can't trust a
01:08:26girl like that she dumped you days before the most important moment of your life your coronation
01:08:32now you don't even have a date but not to worry I have just the girl for you I'll alert
01:08:41the press
01:08:41tomorrow that you are no longer with Mia and will be taking Courtney to the coronation
01:09:08you and the prince can no longer be together
01:09:16screw you whoever you are I love him and nothing can stop me you better stay away from him or
01:09:24else
01:09:28Henry
01:09:37Henry you have to let me go please I'm begging you
01:09:42I'm sorry I wish I could ma'am but I have direct orders from the queen to hold you hostage
01:09:48until
01:09:48you agree to never see the prince again I can't believe she made you kidnap me yourself she couldn't
01:09:56like hire out for that she's trying to keep costs down lately it's not a money thing she doesn't
01:10:02respect you Henry she doesn't need to I'm just the help you're her secret weapon you keep this
01:10:08whole ship running you're incredible Henry I am it's time for the queen's reign to end I'm gonna
01:10:17take her down please help me I'm sorry I can't betray her she's family but how is that possible
01:10:31the queen is my aunt she hired me when she married the king and became a royal
01:10:36but the queen grew very poor in the countryside her parents were farmers just like you in fact
01:10:45so the queen hates me because she is me it's all quite poetic
01:10:57you have to do the right thing Henry you won't regret it I promise
01:11:09Declan are you excited for your coronation very much so yes what have you enjoyed most about
01:11:14your time in America countryside farm life still lake the full moon the prince will take one long
01:11:24question who's the lucky lady you're going to be taking to your coronation Mia
01:11:34where have you been
01:11:39it's a long story it involved getting kidnapped by your stepmom
01:11:46what she's behind everything Declan I can prove it
01:11:50don't listen to her she's crazy you don't have to listen to me listen to yourself
01:11:55I have a plan going to send Mia on a permanent vacation from which she will never ever return
01:12:02Declan I only want what's best for you
01:12:05no you only want what's best for yourself
01:12:09your evil antics won't work anymore
01:12:11you're done you're banished
01:12:13you can't do that
01:12:15like hell I can't I'm gonna be assuming my rightful place is king tomorrow during the coronation
01:12:20just as my father intended what will I do without my title come nothing I finally understand why you
01:12:28hate me so much you grow up poor just like me you're so afraid to lose your power but power
01:12:36comes from
01:12:36within it's about loving someone and letting someone love you true power it can't be bought
01:12:44it's priceless there's a new queen in town
01:12:58well congrats to the happy couple
01:13:00Courtney I hope that your father was still considered granting the palace alone
01:13:05sorry my father doesn't do charity
01:13:07Courtney wait Declan has some amazing ideas for his reign as king
01:13:13I do
01:13:14I do
01:13:16I would love to share them with you and your father
01:13:20I really should be going
01:13:22two minutes
01:13:24just two minutes
01:13:26I'll give you one
01:13:31well I'm very passionate about the environment
01:13:33I believe that environmental activism is actually quite profitable
01:13:37I want to invest in alternative energies
01:13:40for example I recently discovered this new state-of-the-art wind turbine that is more efficient than most fossil
01:13:45fuels
01:13:47my first order of business will be to erect these turbines all over the country
01:13:52we'll do good for our planet and also make a boatload of money doing
01:13:55now that is something we would definitely be interested in investing in
01:14:09thank you
01:14:10Henry you idiot bring my car around
01:14:13I'm afraid I must attend to my new boss
01:14:16the king
01:14:18what am I supposed to do
01:14:20have you tried the subway
01:14:28everyone has come out to celebrate our new king
01:14:31Sir Declan
01:14:32long live the king
01:14:33the king is in great spirits
01:14:36all thanks to the lovely lady on his arm
01:14:39Mia
01:14:40you look perfect
01:14:42well
01:14:43it's not my reindeer costume
01:14:45but it'll do
01:14:46oh my god
01:14:51Mia
01:14:52will you do me and the entire kingdom
01:14:54the honor
01:14:54of being our queen
01:14:57yes
01:14:58yes
01:14:59of course
01:15:00yes
01:15:13my queen
01:15:15oh
01:15:16oh
01:15:17oh
01:15:17oh
01:15:18oh
01:15:19oh
01:15:20oh
01:15:21oh
01:15:24Kurt and I fell in love when we were seventeen
01:15:27we're sneaking off to a cabin this weekend to celebrate our new year
01:15:31anniversary. Chloe! Have you guys seen Kurt? Kurt baby? Kurt baby? I can't believe this. I didn't
01:15:40know you were gonna be here tonight. Happy anniversary. You've been to the cabin for the
01:15:44weekend so we're here to bring you up there. You know guys there's one thing you didn't think about
01:15:49when you kidnapped me. There's only one bed in this cabin. This is an all-out war for Chloe's
01:15:54heart. Game on. You really think about me like that? Chloe you are all I think about. What's one
01:16:00of the ways you guys are planning to spoil me this weekend? Me would do anything for you? Me?
01:16:06And I swear to you I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you laugh like that.
01:16:10But I want you
01:16:11to choose me. Chloe if you're choosing him over me I need to know right now okay I can't stand
01:16:16it. Jack
01:16:16you need to relax. Relax? The woman I love is slipping through my fingers. You think you're the only one
01:16:21that loves her? You love me? Looks like we're gonna be here a little longer than two nights if it
01:16:26keeps
01:16:26coming down like. What was that? Storm knocked a little power out. He too. You are worth fighting
01:16:34for. Even if it means fighting with my best friend in the whole world. This weekend has
01:16:39meant everything to me. Let's make a deal then baby girl. For one more night. You don't have to choose.
01:16:47Will you be here in the morning just as the sun is rising? How many people can say they're half
01:16:55of the perfect couple? Feel so good when you're next to me. Kurt and I fell in love when we
01:17:01were 17.
01:17:02He was the captain of the soccer team and I never thought he would notice me but suddenly we're soulmates.
01:17:16We came to college together where he met Jack on the soccer team and Emmet in business classes.
01:17:23Even with these two in his life he always made time to surprise me. And I got two new guy
01:17:28friends in my
01:17:29life as a bonus. Overprotective sure but always looking out for my best interests. It's been five
01:17:38years since our first kiss. We're sneaking off to a cabin this weekend to celebrate our anniversary.
01:17:44And I'm pretty sure this is it. He's going to propose we get married after graduation.
01:18:02Tracks out lights out. I like the small talk but it's over now. Light it up. Give me some. I
01:18:10like the way you tease me with your soft lips. White case. You're the one I can't resist.
01:18:17Chloe. She's the woman I wanted to see. Chloe. Hey beautiful. Hey. Let me go get you a drink. You
01:18:24shouldn't have to push your way through a crowd. Oh watch where the fuck you're going buddy.
01:18:29He almost ran right into her.
01:18:30It's fewer animals, huh?
01:18:32Okay, you look stunning.
01:18:39So, have you guys seen Kurt?
01:18:41I haven't, no, but didn't know you were
01:18:43going to make an appearance.
01:18:44Yeah, I thought you had that huge midterm
01:18:46you had to finish for British Lit.
01:18:47Yeah, I actually finished it early.
01:18:50Plus, Kurt surprised me with a bottle of champagne
01:18:52and cookies at my doorstep.
01:18:54I thought maybe it was my turn to surprise him back.
01:18:57Hmm, well, we didn't see him in a hot minute,
01:19:00but knowing Kurt, he's probably hiding
01:19:01in some dark corner somewhere.
01:19:04Okay, I'll do a lap.
01:19:06Thanks, guys.
01:19:11Kurt, baby?
01:19:14Kurt, baby?
01:19:26You always did like surprises.
01:19:29Chloe.
01:19:31I can't believe this.
01:19:33I have to go.
01:19:35Chloe, wait.
01:19:36Shit.
01:19:38Hey, Chloe, stop.
01:19:39Chloe, wait.
01:19:41Hey, Chloe, stop.
01:19:43Hey, Chloe, stop.
01:19:43Hey, Chloe.
01:19:45I didn't know you were going to be here tonight.
01:19:47Oh, so that makes it okay?
01:19:48Well, you don't need to be such a fucking bitch about it.
01:19:51I'm the bitch?
01:19:52After catching you ready to fuck some other girl?
01:19:55What, is this some sort of fucking shock to you?
01:19:57I didn't want you to follow me to college
01:19:59like some dumb dog I can't get rid of, okay?
01:20:02I never asked for any of this in the first place.
01:20:03You can't fucking talk to her like that.
01:20:05Fuck off.
01:20:06Happy anniversary.
01:20:10Whoa, sweetheart, hey, hey, hey, what's wrong?
01:20:12What's going on?
01:20:13It's Kurt.
01:20:15I have to go.
01:20:17Chloe.
01:20:21How can you fucking cheat on Chloe like that, huh?
01:20:23What the fuck are you doing?
01:20:24Get off of me.
01:20:25Kurt.
01:20:26You cheated on Chloe?
01:20:27You son of a bitch.
01:20:29Oh.
01:20:33Take my heart, break it.
01:20:35Chloe, you've got visitors.
01:20:38Good news, it's not Kurt.
01:20:40Knock, knock.
01:20:41Hey, beautiful.
01:20:43Jack?
01:20:45Emmett?
01:20:46What are you-
01:20:47We decided what you mean most right now is to be kidnapped.
01:20:51You know you rented the cabin for the weekend,
01:20:53so we're here to bring you up there.
01:20:55You deserve to get your vacation.
01:20:57But you guys are his best friends.
01:20:59You really think we want to still be friends with him
01:21:01after what he did to you?
01:21:02Not a chance, sweetheart.
01:21:04We hate seeing you like this.
01:21:05It's breaking our hearts.
01:21:07I don't know, guys.
01:21:08That's very sweet of you, but
01:21:10I'm just not really on a vacation then.
01:21:12Oh, come on, Chloe.
01:21:13We'll go on some hikes,
01:21:14we'll play some games.
01:21:15We'll cook,
01:21:16we'll get drunk,
01:21:18and most importantly,
01:21:19we'll get your mind off this shit show.
01:21:23You guys,
01:21:24I thought I was going to marry him.
01:21:27I just had my heart shattered.
01:21:31Well, let me help you mend it.
01:21:33And when Emmett inevitably doesn't,
01:21:36I will be there to actually put you back together.
01:21:39The point is,
01:21:40we're not taking no for an answer.
01:21:43Yeah, we will bring you out to the car,
01:21:46holding you if we have to.
01:21:47Come on, you're coming with us.
01:21:49The only choice you have in the matter
01:21:50is what clothes you get to bring.
01:21:53Personally, I think you look great in red.
01:21:55Emmett's an idiot.
01:21:56I know you look amazing and everything.
01:21:58So,
01:21:59what do you say?
01:22:00Want to splash some water in your face
01:22:01and have the best weekend of your life with me?
01:22:04I guess Jack will be there too.
01:22:06Ha ha.
01:22:07Very funny.
01:22:08So,
01:22:08are we carrying you out of here?
01:22:10Or are you going to walk out of here yourself, baby girl?
01:22:16Whenever I'm in love, yeah, I'm all in it.
01:22:18I haven't felt this way in a half minute.
01:22:21Everyone before you is now with it.
01:22:24I like the way you move, yeah, you feel different.
01:22:27I just want to tell you what's on my mind.
01:22:29The other ones are for you and I'm surprised.
01:22:31Here we go.
01:22:33Setting you down now, beautiful?
01:22:35I said I could walk.
01:22:36I said I would take every opportunity to have you in my arms.
01:22:41Hey, this place is nice.
01:22:43I thought Kurt was going to propose to me here.
01:22:46I figured we'd have the pictures for the rest of our lives.
01:22:51Sorry.
01:22:52Sorry.
01:22:52Sorry.
01:22:53I'm sorry.
01:22:53Hey.
01:22:54It's okay, sweetheart.
01:22:56You had a really shitty week.
01:22:58I think I might have something that will help with that.
01:23:01How about we pop this bad boy open and cheers to a lovely weekend?
01:23:06I do love champagne.
01:23:08I know you do.
01:23:09Really?
01:23:09Did I tell you that?
01:23:11I think just once, but I remembered.
01:23:15Besides, I gotta be honest, I snagged this one from your own kitchen.
01:23:18Well, how did you know she even had it?
01:23:23Well, because I'm actually the one that left it for you.
01:23:27Yeah.
01:23:28I knew that you were finishing up your midterms.
01:23:31Yeah.
01:23:31I didn't want to surprise you.
01:23:32It was me.
01:23:34It wasn't Kurt.
01:23:35If we're being honest here, those peanut butter cookies were for me.
01:23:41I made them for you one time and you said that they were the best cookies you've ever had.
01:23:46You guys did that for me?
01:23:48Why?
01:23:49Well, I mean, I can't speak for Jack, but I knew that Kurt would forget how much that paper meant
01:23:54to you.
01:23:54Yeah, and I know you love surprises and didn't want Chloe to be disappointed.
01:23:59Making cookies is a little more time consuming than buying champagne.
01:24:03Okay, shut up.
01:24:04I mean, we both had the same thought, but if you want to tell us which one of the presents
01:24:08was better, be open to that too, baby girl.
01:24:12I can't pick.
01:24:14They were both so thoughtful.
01:24:16I can't believe you guys would do something like that for me.
01:24:19Even my own boyfriend didn't even remember.
01:24:20Well, hey, he's not your boyfriend anymore.
01:24:23Yeah, we are both aware that you are very, very single.
01:24:29You know, guys, there's one thing you didn't think about when you kidnapped me.
01:24:33Trust us.
01:24:34We thought of everything.
01:24:35If you had thought of everything, then you would have thought about the fact that there's only one bed in
01:24:40this cabin.
01:24:40When I was planning a romantic getaway for Kurt, I didn't plan for guest star appearances.
01:24:45Oh, believe me, I thought about that.
01:24:47Oh, did you?
01:24:48Yeah.
01:24:49I thought about you and me sharing that bed.
01:24:52Oh, that couch is more jack-sized than me, bro.
01:24:55Chloe and I should be sleeping together.
01:24:57How about I just sleep on the couch?
01:24:59Absolutely not.
01:25:00No, this weekend is about spoiling you.
01:25:03That doesn't kick off with you having to sleep on a lumpy-ass couch.
01:25:05Alright then, it's settled.
01:25:07You and I will snuggle up in that bed.
01:25:08What the hell you are?
01:25:10You don't get to just call dibs like that.
01:25:12How about a compromise?
01:25:14How in the world are we supposed to share the sexiest woman in the cabin?
01:25:17I'm the only woman in this cabin.
01:25:20Let's just settle on taking turns.
01:25:22That way each of you will only get one night on the couch.
01:25:24The couch isn't what I'm worried about.
01:25:26It's this guy making a lumpy.
01:25:28It's what I'm worried about.
01:25:28Come on, bro.
01:25:29Like, you're not going to be slobbering all over her?
01:25:31Guys, guys, guys.
01:25:33One night keeps it fair and cuddly for everyone.
01:25:37Only problem though is who gets the first day.
01:25:42I think I have a way we can compute for that.
01:25:49Yeah.
01:25:50Okay.
01:25:52The rules of the game are we all ask each other questions.
01:25:55If you don't want to answer a question, take a drink.
01:26:00If you drink, you lose the game.
01:26:03Okay, game on, bro.
01:26:05All right, Emmett.
01:26:06What is the most humiliating thing that's ever happened to you?
01:26:11Oh, I, uh, I split my pants right down the ass.
01:26:16In the middle of a PowerPoint presentation.
01:26:19Oh, my God.
01:26:19You'll have to do better than that.
01:26:21Gashi and Kurt are cheating on me.
01:26:24God, that's a really depressing answer.
01:26:26Okay, it's my turn.
01:26:28I need to pick me up after reliving that in my head.
01:26:31Um, what's one of the ways you guys are planning to spoil me this weekend?
01:26:36Well, I will be giving you the best massage of your entire life.
01:26:39And I will run you the best bubble bath you've ever had.
01:26:43Not to mention, I'll be cooking for you.
01:26:46I don't think I didn't see the little hot tub out back.
01:26:48We will be spending lots of time in there.
01:26:53Damn, I guess I lost.
01:26:56No worries, sweetheart.
01:26:58The real winner is the guy that gets to end up in bed with you first.
01:27:01Which is gonna be me.
01:27:03Shut up and ask your question.
01:27:05All right, uh, Jack.
01:27:08Would you be willing to share your internet search history with us?
01:27:17Ha!
01:27:17Fuck you!
01:27:18I win!
01:27:19Asking a man to share his browser history is blatant cheating.
01:27:23Sorry, Jack.
01:27:24I'm with Emmett on this one.
01:27:25Emmett gets the first night.
01:27:26Yeah!
01:27:27Fine.
01:27:28Ben, I guess I will just get to spoil Chloe first then.
01:27:31Come on over, Chloe.
01:27:33Let's kick this weekend off with a little massage.
01:27:40This isn't over.
01:27:42Good God.
01:27:45That's a really once a bag rub I've ever had.
01:27:48You like that?
01:27:50Until you try my spicy veggie chili.
01:27:52Oh, chili's my favorite.
01:27:54Oh, I know.
01:27:55Are you gonna come and help me with this?
01:27:56Absolutely.
01:27:57Anything to get dinner on the table faster.
01:28:02Hold on.
01:28:03You gotta be in uniform to be in my kitchen.
01:28:11Again?
01:28:12Mm-hmm.
01:28:17Stop it.
01:28:18You're distracting me from cutting.
01:28:20Maybe.
01:28:21I can't help myself.
01:28:24I need some music.
01:28:28All right.
01:28:29See?
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