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Return of the Kung Fu Dragon - FULL EPISODE
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00:00Old Town Road, I'm gonna take my horse to the Old Town Road.
00:05Old Town Road.
00:22Not bad. Still got it.
00:24Ethan?
00:25Please tell me she didn't see that.
00:26You've been at it all day. Take a break.
00:30Just a bit more. Earn us some extra for dinner.
00:57What happened? Why is the cow's nap in here?
01:00Well, lazy cow, I guess. Just leave it.
01:10The Perfectors.
01:14Mom, you said I gotta fight today.
01:16But in this dump, it stinks.
01:18That doesn't matter.
01:20We just want to find someone.
01:22Someone. Someone interesting.
01:26How did they find us?
01:32Folks, this is a private farm.
01:35We don't take visitors.
01:36I'll have to ask you to leave.
01:39Logan.
01:41Try him.
01:43Awesome! Finally!
01:46Someone to play with me.
01:53A way of win.
01:55Ram style.
01:58Ethan!
02:00Mom, he's too weak.
02:02This is no fun.
02:03If he's boring, kill him.
02:05Then move on to the next one.
02:20Ava.
02:21A first-generation Perfector.
02:23Gene model of the way of water.
02:25After hiding for this long,
02:26finally show your fangs?
02:29Wow!
02:30Fun!
02:31You can fight!
02:31Let's do it!
02:32Come on!
02:33Ava, what was that?
02:34Sorry.
02:35I'll explain after I'm done with this.
02:41Dead Kane, Helena, and demon child Logan.
02:44So you've come at last.
02:46Mom, she's a badass.
02:48I'm gonna beat her first.
02:50Then kill the loser.
02:53Go ahead, my boy.
02:59I'm gonna beat her first.
03:37Logan, wait.
03:40Mom!
03:41They're not dead yet.
03:43We're not finished.
03:45Claire, the way of fire perfecter, tiger style.
03:50Very well.
03:52You dare to kill your allies?
03:54You're violating the rule of the Dark Dragon Lord.
03:56When he returns, he'll execute you both.
03:59The Dark Dragon Lord.
04:01He's been gone for too long.
04:04Once my son defeats every free perfecter
04:07and becomes the new lord,
04:10he'll be the rule.
04:12As if you're worthy.
04:14Ava, with me.
04:18Two against one.
04:19Let's party.
04:20Leave it, Logan.
04:22We still have things to do.
04:25We'll have plenty of time after.
04:27None of them are getting away.
04:37Are you hurt?
04:40Oh, now you step in?
04:42Where were you earlier?
04:44Useless coward.
04:45Just stood there and watched your wife get bullied.
04:48Ethan isn't ordinary.
04:49I don't want to drag him into the perfecter's fight.
04:51It would only risk his life.
04:53He's just a piece of trash.
04:55Only you treat him like some kind of treasure.
04:59Ethan, Lily's getting out of school soon.
05:01Pick her up first.
05:02I'll explain when I'm back.
05:04Fine.
05:06Just...
05:06Please be careful.
05:15Nick Cross.
05:16The Butcher.
05:18The way of Earth Perfecter.
05:20Awakened talent.
05:21Ox style.
05:23Good.
05:24Now I can see for myself.
05:26Cut the crap.
05:28I've been waiting.
05:38Don't look, sweetheart.
05:40It's not for kids.
05:46Logan's a meathead, but he's a natural-born killer.
05:50Among us perfecters, only the Dark Dragon Lord stands a chance to beat him.
05:55Nick's screwed.
06:00If the Lord's still here, we wouldn't have to live in fear.
06:26Logan's going to kill Nick.
06:27We must save him.
06:29Now!
06:33Sweetheart, can Daddy borrow your mask for a minute?
06:40See you on the other side, Butcher.
06:44Yay!
06:45Time to kill some cows!
07:01Who the hell are you?
07:03Where he came from!
07:05He never knew himself!
07:09No, no, no, no!
07:11Call him pie, but he was born to show you!
07:14No, no, no, no!
07:17No, no, no!
07:19No, no, no!
07:19Let's get it around!
07:21The Dragon style.
07:23He's...
07:28The Dark Dragon Lord.
07:32The Dark Dragon Lord.
07:33The Dark Dragon Lord.
07:38He's...
07:39He's back.
07:47I'll fucking kill you!
07:49I'll have my revenge!
07:51Logan!
07:52Come back!
07:54If you married him,
07:56we never need to hide in a dump like this.
08:01Ethan's my husband.
08:03To me, no one compares to him,
08:05not even the Dark Dragon Lord.
08:06I swear that useless trash has you drugged!
08:09Enough!
08:10Let's go check on the Butcher.
08:28Oh no.
08:29They're here.
08:29We have to go!
08:30Now!
08:31Now!
08:34Now!
08:34Now!
08:36Now!
08:38Please!
08:40Let me go!
08:47Operating First Generation Perfector Registration Act.
08:51Target Nick Cross.
08:52Capture confirmed.
08:54Transport to headquarters for disposal.
08:58Agent Tyler,
09:00using Helena and Logan's challenge,
09:02we just follow them
09:03and track all Free Perfectors down.
09:05Easy peasy.
09:07These First Generations are flawed.
09:09If they refuse to submit to PCA,
09:11they must be wiped out!
09:13This world belongs to us now!
09:16The true Perfectors!
09:18Don't get ahead of yourself.
09:20These First Gens are just small-fy.
09:24The only person we really need to worry about
09:27is the one from earlier.
09:32The Dark Dragon Lord.
09:41Annoying rats!
09:51Fuck!
09:51He's too fast!
09:53I'm gonna kill him!
09:54I'll get my revenge!
09:59He got away.
10:00So we'll get you a new toy.
10:06I'll take you to Ava.
10:08You can fight as much as you want.
10:11No.
10:11This time I'm not gonna fight her.
10:14I'm gonna kill her.
10:24Ava, you are the best
10:26of the Way of Water Perfectors.
10:27And he's just a piece of trash.
10:29He doesn't deserve to be with you.
10:31Take the girl
10:31and leave with me.
10:32Now!
10:33What if Helena and Logan come again?
10:35Ethan has no chance to survive.
10:37I am not leaving him behind.
10:39Even now?
10:40You're still worrying about that pathetic loser?
10:46You have nerves showing up now?
10:51Mommy!
10:52Auntie!
10:53Look!
10:54Daddy bought me this mask!
10:57This...
10:58This mask?
11:02The Dark Dragon Lord?
11:07Ethan's just a loser.
11:08How can he be the Dark Dragon Lord?
11:13Ava, you are coming with me.
11:15Now!
11:17I'm not going anywhere.
11:18I'm staying here with Ethan.
11:22Claire, please.
11:23Trust me.
11:24I'll protect my wife and daughter.
11:27Protect them?
11:28With what?
11:30Ava is the best of the Way of Water Perfectors.
11:33You're just an ordinary.
11:34How the hell can you protect them?
11:40Ava, actually...
11:48It's Helena and Logan!
11:50Ethan, stay here with Lily.
11:52Just leave this to me.
12:07Finally, you're here.
12:10Once you're dead, there'll be no free perfecter left.
12:14The Dark Dragon Lord will be forced to show himself.
12:18Once Logan breaks him,
12:20my son will be the new lord.
12:25You just saw the lord's power yourselves
12:27and you still dare run your mouth?
12:29Acting tough until the very end, huh?
12:32Wish you have Nick's luck.
12:34Perhaps the Dark Dragon Lord
12:36will scoop in and save you too.
12:38Logan, kill them.
12:40Ha!
12:57Logan is the offspring of two first-generation perfectors.
13:00He's got high-ranked genes.
13:02If there were no second-gen.
13:03if there were no second-gens,
13:04or the Dark Dragon Lord,
13:05he would be the strongest on Earth.
13:34Folks, fight all you want, but you got to pay for breaking things.
13:38Ethan, what the hell are you doing here, you loser?
13:42Just came to watch. Go on, don't mind me.
13:45Is this not messy enough?
13:49You're an ordinary!
13:51Just the shockwave from this fight will kill you!
13:54Don't worry, they can't hurt me.
13:58You worthless trash.
14:00How dare you look down on me? I'll kill you first!
14:05Ethan!
14:12Ethan!
14:31Ethan, go to Claire. Stay close to her. I won't let him hurt you.
14:40Even stuck marrying a loser like you, Ava's still this powerful.
14:44Ava is holding back. She's too distracted trying to protect us.
14:49Logan has already found her opening.
14:50You ordinary. What do you know about combat between perfecters?
14:55Absolutely nonsense!
14:59What are you doing?
15:02My arm? It's fixed?
15:10Ava! Strike the weak point! His chest!
15:27Ava!
15:35Ava!
15:45Blood, you made me bleed.
15:48I'm ripping you apart!
15:53Genius.
15:55He inherited the way of Earth gene model too.
15:58This is his signature, rat style, Earth merging.
16:02Interesting.
16:06No, no, no, no, no, no.
16:37WATCH OUT!
16:53Ava!
17:01I won! She took the hit!
17:03She's dead meat! I'm the new Dark Dragonlord!
17:08Logan's power nearly matches with second-gen perfectors.
17:13Ava died by that strike. It's a warrior's end.
17:22That's impossible!
17:29Logan!
17:35Go. Now.
17:36Look what he did to you.
17:38I won't leave till he pays for it.
17:40Rest now.
17:42I'll take it from here.
17:46I'll make sure you die!
17:48Today!
17:51You dared hurt my wife?
17:54Fine.
17:55I'll play with you.
17:58But be careful.
17:59Try not to die too quickly.
18:02You asked for it!
18:04I'll crush your skull!
18:17Tiger.
18:19Snake.
18:20Right now.
18:24He's cycling through every style.
18:27How is this possible?
18:29In all our history,
18:31only one man has that kind of power.
18:39The Dark Dragonlord.
18:54The legendary Dark Dragonlord.
18:57Is an ordinary farmer?
19:03The legendary Dark Dragonlord.
19:09Is an ordinary farmer?
19:10The Dark Dragonlord.
19:12You finally show up.
19:14It's you.
19:17The Witch of the Blood Harvest.
19:24You forced me to disable my own power
19:27and took my eyes!
19:32You really think I wouldn't bounce back?
19:35I re-implanted the way of wind model.
19:39Re-implant?
19:43Now, I'm even stronger than before.
19:48I don't need eyes to see.
19:50The wind is my sight.
19:52Every movement you make,
19:54the air carries it all to me!
19:57You're the Dark Dragonlord,
19:59so what?
20:00I am no longer the failure you defeated.
20:10Use the wind element like that.
20:13Her power.
20:15It can reach half of a true second-gen perfecter.
20:43Ethan!
20:46Ethan!
20:57Impressive.
20:58You can track my moves.
21:01But can you stop me?
21:27Hey!
21:28...
21:28...
21:29...
21:33...
21:38So
21:39To run in your life
21:42To run in your life
21:43To run in your life
21:46To run in your life
21:50To run in your life
22:03Your crimes are beyond count
22:05Break your own limbs
22:07And I shall spare your lives
22:09Fine. We lost. But my husband, he won't let this go.
22:15He can try.
22:25You two enjoying the show? Get out here. Now.
22:34They... they are the PCA.
22:43Logan, run!
22:47Run? Not happening.
22:51Ethan! We're perfecters, PCA! Spy won't spare any of us! Fight with us!
23:09PCA? You didn't just happen to be here, did you? The Dark Dragon Lord, huh? Sharp as they say.
23:17Without those two idiots running around, we wouldn't have pulled in this many.
23:21You used us!
23:23Getting used by the PCA? That's the only value you failures have left.
23:28Let me introduce myself. Tyler, PCA agent.
23:33Noah, PCA agent.
23:36Why is PCA so set on wiping us out?
23:39You first-gen perfecters? Unstable. Dangerous.
23:43This world belongs to real perfecters.
23:48No room for trash like you.
23:52Then so be it.
23:54We fight.
23:59Ethan! We'll hold them off! You can still get out!
24:01You're the last hope of our first-gen perfecters!
24:03You can't get caught here!
24:05Placing your hopes on a flawed reject? That's pathetic!
24:08No need. PCA's not taking anyone today.
24:13Cocky bastard! You asked for it!
24:41We're dead.
24:54That's impossible!
25:13This... This power...
25:14I'm B-ranked PCA.
25:17How is a first-gen reject stopping a strike with all my might?
25:20Unless he's a second-gen too.
25:23No, impossible.
25:25The records say the Dark Dragon Lord is the very first first-gen.
25:29I'm sick of duels and killing.
25:33I stayed out of this for years.
25:35But you kept pushing.
25:37So today...
25:39Let's end this.
25:48Die.
26:01He's...
26:01He's a monster.
26:04Then...
26:05It's all...
26:07Or nothing.
26:47I didn't want to die.
26:49I got me.
26:49I got me.
26:51I got me.
26:52I got me.
26:52I got him.
27:03I got him.
27:05This is...
27:16You overestimate yourselves.
27:27This can't be. It's impossible.
27:34I never thought Ethan'd be this strong. I misjudged him before.
27:48Dark Dragon Lord, please! Spare my life!
27:55You PCA think you run everything. This is what you get.
28:00PCA's been killing Perfecters for years.
28:03You all deserve to die.
28:06Wait!
28:13Spare my life, and I'll tell you something valuable.
28:17Talk. Make it worth your life.
28:20Next week's Free Perfecters Union Assembly.
28:22It's a trap. We're wiping everyone out.
28:24That includes your father-in-law, Arthur Reed.
28:27What? What?
28:28What? I'm here. Nothing's happening to him.
28:47Forget it.
28:50I didn't know you were the Black Dragon Lord. That's on me.
28:53I won't get in the way of you and Ava anymore.
28:57It's all right. We're family.
29:10We're family.
29:12I won't get in the way of you.
29:13Ha ha ha ha! Fifteen years!
29:16Finally, I'm done!
29:18Now, tell me.
29:20Who can stop me?
29:22This Victor Kane is invincible!
29:26Ha ha ha ha!
29:28Master, bad news.
29:30Helena and Logan lost.
29:31They were taken by the Dark Dragon Lord.
29:33What the hell?
29:37he fucking dared to touch my wife and son i'll kill him
29:45listen up pca is hunting us down today we got to pick a leader and fight them to the death
29:54pca is too strong how do we fight that exactly second gens crush us this is suicide then die
30:02standing for dignity for freedom we'll fight to the end a bunch of rejects and you think you can
30:11take on pca father good to have you back father what the hell are you doing here you useless piece
30:23of trash get out i don't want to see you father father pca might already be inside ethan can help
30:30ridiculous since when do we need help from a useless trash eva what can a useless farmer
30:37like him do get him out of here he's such an eyesore ethan is not useless he's enough
30:44he leaves or you shut up
31:10you a bunch of rejects picking a leader
31:15victor what a joke victor you scumbag you let your wife and son slaughter the perfecters
31:24and you dare show up here
31:28all of you shut up
31:34how dare you
31:51father grandpa
31:55get off me you want to die too how did you get this strong where is he bring me the
32:01dark
32:01dragon or everyone here dies if he were here you wouldn't be standing you want to die i'll grant
32:09your wish
32:15you looking for me
32:28Ethan! Don't make things worse!
32:32Isn't that the Reed family's useless son-in-law?
32:35He won a death or what?
32:37You're the Dark Dragon Lord.
32:39Him? He's just a weak, useless farmer
32:42pretending to be the Dark Dragon Lord for attention.
32:48Exactly. No way the Dark Dragon Lord looks so ordinary.
32:54Dark Dragon Lord took you long enough to show yourself.
33:00Ethan, you dare mock me?
33:05You're dead!
33:11Ethan, watch out!
33:14Ethan, watch out!
33:26He's a perfecter, too.
33:29I thought he's an ordinary man.
33:34No way.
33:36He just got lucky.
33:42Slippery.
33:43Let's see how long you can keep that up.
34:01What?
34:02He defeated Victor.
34:03He defeated Victor.
34:06Such power.
34:09You're really the Black Dragon Lord?
34:24That's dragon style.
34:26There's only one person who can use it.
34:28The Dark Dragon Lord!
34:30Ethan is really the Dark Dragon Lord.
34:35Dad, I told you, Ethan's not useless.
34:39No.
34:40That useless farmer.
34:43How can he be the Dark Dragon?
34:47Even if you are the Dark Dragon Lord, I took my wife and son.
34:55We didn't take Helena and Logan.
34:58The PCA did.
34:59The PCA?
35:01It was PCA.
35:03If you doubt it, ask them yourself.
35:05I believe you.
35:08But PCA, no one can find them.
35:12You're already here.
35:13Come out.
35:22Zeke Walker, PCA Senior Executive.
35:24All of you, coming with me to PCA for trial.
35:27You're the one who took my wife and son!
35:33All of you, attack!
35:35Stay back.
35:36You can't handle him.
35:37Then why don't you fight him?
35:38You useless, pathetic trash.
35:41None of you are leaving.
36:00Die!
36:03Die!
36:04Die!
36:05Die!
36:08Die!
36:14This power, we're not even close.
36:26Even if you match a second gen, so what?
36:35What?
36:37What?
36:39What did you do?
36:41This ring blocks all first gen element force.
36:45Dragon, today you die.
36:50Without element force, you can't even touch me.
36:55Spare me, my lord. I'll serve PCA.
36:59Marcus, you traitor!
37:03I don't want to die!
37:14The PCA doesn't keep trash.
37:27Dark dragon lord, time to die.
37:37Who said I need powers to kill you?
37:48Where is he?
37:49Where is he?
37:58First generation perfectors aren't flawed.
38:01I don't need element force to break you.
38:21Talk! Where are my wife and child?
38:28Don't be smug. My boss is coming for me.
38:32Split it out!
38:33Where's PCA headquarters?
38:35The world belongs to us now, dragon lord.
38:38What? You falls are being erased.
38:54You want your daughter back dragon lord? Then come to the PCA.
38:59Lily, my baby!
39:04Ethan, what do we do? Please, you have to save her.
39:09PCA, you are asking for death.
39:23I don't know.
39:24Everyone knows what to say.
39:28It's okay.
39:29We won't need to take it.
39:30I cannot wait.
39:30I can't wait.
39:31I can't wait.
39:33Going to die.
39:35If you want to see me, I can't wait for you.
39:35I can't wait for you.
39:37I can't wait for you to do that.
39:39I can't wait for you.
39:47so you're the dark dragon lord's brit
39:52the spawn of a defect doesn't deserve to eat here
39:55get on your knees
40:06i won't you're all bad people let's see how tough you are when we drag your precious dark dragon lord
40:14in here in chains
40:23my hand
40:37you little brat you still have the nerve to fight back
40:41my daddy is coming to save me
40:44still counting on your dark dragon lord pathetic take her to the gene lab
40:53dark dragon lord this is it this is the pca headquarters
41:03so this is the place you touched
41:06my daughter now you all die
41:17gene scan is finished zero compatibility she's a dud why the hell did you bring this trash to my lab
41:23get her out of here
41:27mister can i go home now i want my daddy
41:33dr weiss that's the dark dragon lord's daughter he's our nightmare we can't just let her go and even if
41:38she's not a match for the serum your lab still needs new guinea pigs right
41:44you're right
41:45my friend's enemy is my enemy
41:47a guinea pig she is
41:49no no guinea pigs
41:51i want to go home
41:52i want my daddy
41:54no guinea pig she is
42:23no guinea pig she is
42:24no guinea pigs
42:29that pathetic loser
42:30can't even protect his own
42:32brat
42:34you
42:35ah
42:36ah
42:37ah
42:37ah
42:37ah
42:37ah
42:37Ha ha.
43:00You are asking for DEATH!
43:17No. Please. Spare me.
43:30Lily. Dad is here.
43:50No. Please.
43:53Thank God.
43:55Lily, you're safe.
43:57You're safe.
44:01Die, Dark Dragonlord.
44:12Hold your fire! Stand down!
44:31Director! That's him! That's the Dark Dragonlord! Kill him!
44:36How dare you disrespect Dark Dragonlord!
44:39Everyone knows I, Silas, value talent above all.
44:54Dark Dragonlord. My men overstepped. They acted without my orders. They are yours to settle the score. Do what you
45:00will.
45:02Since you love this machine so much, why don't you both go in and play?
45:06No.
45:18No.
45:23Sorry.
45:27I'm sorry.
45:30I'm sorry.
45:33No.
45:37I don't roll with trash.
46:13Daddy! What's wrong? Daddy!
46:20Trading a useless pie for the legendary Dark Dragon Lord?
46:24Best damn deal I've ever made.
46:40I don't know what I've ever made.
46:42I don't know what I've ever made.
46:52Well, look at the invincible Dark Dragon Lord.
46:56All that legendary power and you still ended up rotting in the dirt like the rest of us.
47:04I was counting on you to save them.
47:07But now, nobody can stop Silas.
47:10Who are you?
47:11I used to run the PCA.
47:14Until that animal Silas stabbed me in the back.
47:17His real power is Gene Devour.
47:19He brought you here to drain every Top Perfector dry.
47:23So he can become a god.
47:26His real power is Gene Devour.
47:29He brought you here to drain every Top Perfector dry.
47:32So he can become a god.
47:35It's over! We're dead!
47:37He already sucked us dry!
47:39Once he rips the four elements out of you...
47:42He'll be unstoppable!
47:45You moron!
47:46You're supposed to be the Dragon Lord!
47:49And you just handed yourself to him on a silver platter!
48:01What makes you think this is a bad thing?
48:13To be continued.
48:19WTF?
48:33the legendary dark dragon lord what a pathetic joke
48:40you really think it's over once i swallow your four element genes i'll be invincible
48:49the whole world will be at my feet
49:26yes the power of god i silas am the god of the
49:32perfectors
49:39you're useless now time to use your own power to send you
49:44to die
50:21It's too much.
50:22He's a god now.
50:26Now.
50:28Let's start the execution with you.
50:31Die.
50:39No!
50:55What is this?
50:56My power!
50:58I can't control it!
51:17You!
51:19What the hell did you do to me?
51:21You want to know why I went into hiding?
51:24My awakening left me with a primal, lethal toxin I couldn't purge.
51:29I was just looking for a way to purge it.
51:32And then you showed up.
51:34The perfect trash can.
51:36You practically begged to suck all that poison out of me.
51:42No!
51:43This can't be happening!
51:44You set me up!
51:45You did this to yourself.
51:55No!
51:57No!
51:58No!
52:00No!
52:02No!
52:03No!
52:04No!
52:07No!
52:08No!
52:24Lily!
52:37Run on!
52:39The whole place is collapsing!
52:47Follow me!
53:13Dark Dragon Lord, you're truly worthy of your title.
53:28Look, Daddy! Look how strong I am!
53:32You're the best, baby.
53:40The famous Dragon Master, choosing farm work over important business again.
53:51I'm just a simple farmer, and I'm content living like this.
53:58Besides, Lily looks a little lonely.
54:01I think she needs a little brother.
54:03Shut up!
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