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Summer Situationship Exclusive
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00:00:00You drive me crazy!
00:00:02I drive you crazy! That's funny!
00:00:03You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:05If someone makes you crazy,
00:00:07you're either hopelessly in love with them
00:00:10or you hate their guts.
00:00:12For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:20Jules! Can you scrub the toilets?
00:00:22I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:00:24Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:00:26This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:00:30The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt
00:00:33was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:00:35and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:38I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:00:41Clean it up, maid.
00:00:48I'm not cleaning anything up for you.
00:00:50Do it yourself.
00:00:53That's no way to talk to a woman who pays your bills.
00:00:57You're paid to serve me.
00:00:59Now clean it up and get back to work.
00:01:06I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:01:11I'm glad that phase is over.
00:01:13Right, Emmett?
00:01:14Yeah.
00:01:15She did have a good pussy, though.
00:01:23Oh.
00:01:25You just can't help but open your legs at every opportunity.
00:01:29Can you?
00:01:30No.
00:01:34Am I dreaming?
00:01:35No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:01:41What the hell's going on?
00:01:45Uh, Noah?
00:01:47What the hell's going on?
00:01:49Uh, Jules came in here to work and she started being really disrespectful and she grabbed me.
00:01:55And then when I pulled my hand away, she just, she just fell.
00:01:59Destiny?
00:01:59Hmm?
00:02:00Is that what happened?
00:02:01That's not exactly how it happened.
00:02:04Shut the fuck up or you're going to end up being an outcast from the group like Jules.
00:02:07Okay?
00:02:09Why do you even care?
00:02:11She released a video of you two having sex and I had to jump in and save your reputation before
00:02:17things got out of hand.
00:02:22What?
00:02:22Hmm?
00:02:23Give me your phone.
00:02:24What?
00:02:25Give me your phone.
00:02:26No.
00:02:26It's right here.
00:02:27I got you.
00:02:31I thought Noah hated me.
00:02:33Why is he standing up for me now?
00:02:37If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone, they'll have to speak to me.
00:02:41No.
00:02:42Open.
00:02:43It.
00:02:50I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:02:52You didn't have to say that.
00:02:54I know.
00:02:58Woah.
00:03:01Uh.
00:03:03Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:07Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:09Alright, somebody call the police.
00:03:10Dude, we can't.
00:03:11Yes, we can't.
00:03:12No, we can't. This place is loaded with drugs.
00:03:14Why would we do that when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:03:18Wake up, slut. Show's over.
00:03:20Mia, if you're not going to help out, then just fuck off, all right?
00:03:22Fine by me. I'll be by the pool.
00:03:24Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:03:28Emmett!
00:03:32I know you've always had a thing for Jules, but she used to be my friend, too.
00:03:36You have to save her.
00:03:40Jules? Jules! Come on!
00:03:43Shit, shit, shit. What do I do?
00:03:45Mouth to mouth. Give her mouth to mouth.
00:03:53You okay?
00:03:57Thank God.
00:03:58All right, let's get you up.
00:04:01I don't know what the hell happened back there, but I need to get back to work.
00:04:05Jules?
00:04:07You're not going anywhere.
00:04:08I'm fine.
00:04:09Yeah, thanks to me.
00:04:11You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation of why you came crawling back to me.
00:04:15What are you, a stripper?
00:04:18I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:04:20You know, last time I saw you, you leaked our sex tape, lied about it, and then you told me
00:04:24never to talk to you again.
00:04:25And now you come to my summer house with a bunch of people who hate your guts, and you're wearing
00:04:31this little dress.
00:04:34What are you trying to do?
00:04:36What are you trying to do?
00:04:36Trying to stalk my friends?
00:04:38Trying to ruin my summer?
00:04:39You trying to drive me crazy?
00:04:40I'm here to clean your toilets and serve you drinks, sir.
00:04:46You know what I think?
00:04:49I think you're here to win me back.
00:04:53Why would I want you back after everything you've done to me?
00:04:56Because I'm the best sex you've ever had, and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:04:59And you know what?
00:05:00I didn't do anything to you.
00:05:02So why don't you just admit it?
00:05:05You still want me.
00:05:07Is he coming on to me?
00:05:10Ten bucks says you have a boner just looking at me in this uniform.
00:05:15Should we check?
00:05:19You're going to have to try harder than that, Jules.
00:05:24Then let's make it easy.
00:05:26Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:05:28We've been over this a million times.
00:05:30I didn't leak the tape.
00:05:31Yes, you did.
00:05:32And when you did, you cost me my job opportunities,
00:05:35and you almost cost me my friends.
00:05:37I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:05:41Mia decided that I was officially cancelled
00:05:43and got everyone to turn against me.
00:05:45And you let her.
00:05:47Did someone say my name?
00:05:52You two are hooking up.
00:05:54We're not hooking up.
00:05:56Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:01We're not hooking up.
00:06:04Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:07Be so fucking for real.
00:06:09Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:06:12It happened a couple months ago.
00:06:15Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:06:18How convenient.
00:06:21Let the girls talk.
00:06:28After everyone saw your tits online,
00:06:31I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:06:40Did you just spit on me?
00:06:42Yeah, and I can do it again if you didn't feel it.
00:06:47Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:06:53And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:06:57Especially Noah.
00:07:00Oh!
00:07:02Ow!
00:07:04Noah!
00:07:05Did you see that?
00:07:06She shoved me!
00:07:07Oh my God.
00:07:08Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:07:11I'm always honest.
00:07:13You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:07:19Thanks, Noe.
00:07:22Fire her.
00:07:31Fire her.
00:07:35Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:07:39I think it'd be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer.
00:07:43Noah, she shoved me!
00:07:45And this is my rental too.
00:07:48So, what I say goes.
00:07:59Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:08:02So you should probably go.
00:08:05I wish things could be different, but I'm not going to beg you to say.
00:08:10Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:08:17Jules.
00:08:21Look, I know things have probably been really tough since your dad died last summer.
00:08:29I want you to take this, okay?
00:08:32It's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer.
00:08:36I don't want your pity check.
00:08:38My God, I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:08:41This is too humiliating.
00:08:43I'll find another way to pay off Dad's debt.
00:08:57What are you doing home?
00:08:59I lost my job at the summer house.
00:09:01No, no.
00:09:03That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:09:05Jules, when your father died, he left us in $100,000 in debt.
00:09:09I know, but I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:09:14Mia?
00:09:15Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:09:18But her father said that if you worked at their summer house, he would forgive our debt.
00:09:23Jules, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything.
00:09:27Everything.
00:09:33I'm so glad you took out the trash, my little knowy.
00:09:38Please don't call me that.
00:09:39Hmm.
00:09:41You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:09:44I'm going to call Daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me
00:09:47a ring.
00:09:48Mia?
00:09:50Slow down, okay?
00:09:51We've only been dating for two months.
00:09:55What?
00:09:56You still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:09:59I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:10:01Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:10:04Why not?
00:10:05That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:10:09I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:10:13What are you still doing here?
00:10:14You don't even work here anymore.
00:10:16Tell me this.
00:10:18Are you genuinely stupid?
00:10:20Or do you just not get it?
00:10:22Nobody wants you here.
00:10:24I can't back down.
00:10:25Not if I want to save my family.
00:10:28I'm not talking to you.
00:10:30I'm talking to you.
00:10:32I need this job.
00:10:34I need you to choose me.
00:10:37After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her.
00:10:40But I do.
00:10:43What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:47What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:49I'll do whatever you want.
00:10:51No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:10:53No one can make him happier than me.
00:10:57Tell her, Noah.
00:10:59Prove it.
00:11:01I'll work harder than I ever have before.
00:11:04And I'll do whatever you say.
00:11:08Okay.
00:11:09Enough with this little seduction act of yours.
00:11:13And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend!
00:11:16Mia?
00:11:17Mia?
00:11:18I need to talk to Jules.
00:11:21Alone.
00:11:22Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:11:30She really has you by the balls.
00:11:33Don't insult me.
00:11:35Or what?
00:11:37You'll spank me.
00:11:39You can leave now.
00:11:41Hey.
00:11:44You won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:11:51You're right.
00:11:53Read my lips, Jules.
00:11:57You're fired.
00:12:01You're right.
00:12:03Read my lips, Jules.
00:12:07You're fired.
00:12:14You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:12:16Yeah, I know.
00:12:17It's part of my charm.
00:12:18Hey, where are you going?
00:12:19Jules, you can't just leave!
00:12:21Jules!
00:12:23You can't just leave.
00:12:26You fired me.
00:12:27I can do whatever I want.
00:12:32Jules, you're so hot.
00:12:34I love you when you're ticklish.
00:12:39Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:12:43Does it look like she's drinking me, huh?
00:12:49Noah?
00:12:50You come over here.
00:12:52Now!
00:12:57Mia, why is Emmett's cock in your hand?
00:13:00Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:13:03Don't be prude.
00:13:04It's just a hand job.
00:13:05You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:13:10Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:13:14Call him, Raleigh, and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:13:26What are you doing?
00:13:37What the fuck are you doing?
00:13:41What the fuck are you doing?
00:13:44You want your job back?
00:13:47Fuck me.
00:13:51Oh, Jules, you're so hot!
00:13:54Play along.
00:13:55Why would I do that?
00:13:57You want your job back?
00:13:59You've got to earn it.
00:14:01Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy!
00:14:09You're crazy!
00:14:10Crazy like a fox.
00:14:15Yeah, baby, give it to me!
00:14:19You better give me my job back after this.
00:14:22I am the only person you can trust in this house, boys.
00:14:25Oh!
00:14:28Noah, come out right now!
00:14:32Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:14:33Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:14:34Oh, I'm coming for the third time!
00:14:38Oh, come on, baby!
00:14:40Show me what you got!
00:14:45Jules, hand me your shirt.
00:14:46Hand me your shirt now!
00:14:47Now!
00:14:48Now!
00:15:02are you seriously fucking my boyfriend yeah thanks for warming him up for me the past few months
00:15:10you fucking bitch you can't stay here you don't work for me anymore take it up with noah
00:15:18this isn't over if you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy
00:15:25you're wrong i'm gonna make your life hell
00:15:36your time to get back at me is cringe as hell you know what i should thank you because now
00:15:41that
00:15:41me is off my hands i can just be with jules oh you're gonna blow it just like you did
00:15:45last time
00:15:46oh wait i guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape didn't she you know what let's
00:15:52make
00:15:52a bet yeah me and you let's make a bet we're the last two candidates for the lehman internship right
00:15:58yeah what about it if i stay with jules to the end of the summer you back off the internship
00:16:05now if jules breaks up with me i'll back off internship will be yours
00:16:10yeah she's really gonna stay with you with all five and a half inches of emmett coburn
00:16:14in this house you're on
00:16:23we need to talk
00:16:28emmett get out
00:16:34did i get my job back actually you've been promoted
00:16:40to be my new girlfriend
00:16:43you're nuts i'm not a hooker i'm not crazy and i don't pay for sex
00:16:50well my services aren't cheap oh says the girl that didn't want my money
00:16:56well i changed my mind now i need a hundred thousand dollars
00:17:03done pull this off with me and at the end of the summer this money will be yours
00:17:11give me that not yet
00:17:19give me that not yet i will give this to you on the last day at the summer house
00:17:25but until then this money's mine
00:17:30this check is enough to save my mom my house and my dignity
00:17:36i'll do it great
00:17:44let's seal the deal
00:18:02i knew you were gonna do it
00:18:05send me to jules you can't resist me
00:18:11all right let's set some ground rules
00:18:24rule number one
00:18:26no boners
00:18:27you know i can handle my own boners
00:18:30you got any other rules my own president
00:18:35yeah just one
00:18:37no feelings
00:18:39i don't want things to get complicated
00:18:43you're my complication jules
00:18:49do you have any rules for me
00:18:53yeah i do
00:18:55i have one
00:18:58no one touches you with me
00:19:03you don't own me
00:19:05jules
00:19:06i'm being serious
00:19:08while we do this i don't want you hooking up with anybody else
00:19:12so you really want to be the last person i had sex with
00:19:16oh i'm the last person you had sex with
00:19:19don't get an ego about it
00:19:20hey my ego's doing fine
00:19:25let the show begin
00:19:31ew
00:19:32not having dinner with her
00:19:33there's a reason we kicked her out of the group
00:19:36you kicked me out
00:19:37everyone else
00:19:39was on my side
00:19:40and left your sorry ass in the dirt
00:19:42including your little sex tape partner over here
00:19:46at least i
00:19:47didn't show your dick to the entire world
00:19:50like this skank
00:19:51mia
00:19:54do not talk to me or jules like that again
00:19:57this is my house
00:19:59and jules is my
00:20:02i'm his permanent guest
00:20:04i'm not going anywhere
00:20:09hey mom
00:20:11jason
00:20:12can we get some fucking service
00:20:16dinner
00:20:17is serving
00:20:23let's fucking go
00:20:26yay
00:20:34oops
00:20:35i spilled
00:20:37emmett
00:20:38you want to help
00:20:40yeah
00:20:50look at jules squib
00:20:55oh she can release a sex tape
00:20:56but can't take a body shot
00:21:04noah
00:21:05are you thirsty
00:21:11jules
00:21:12take your shirt off
00:21:19okay
00:21:26i'm in mode again
00:21:28i'm in beast mode
00:21:29i'm on road
00:21:30about to troll again
00:21:31where i've been
00:21:31that shit never know
00:21:33trouble's rolling in
00:21:34look at skull
00:21:34losers gotta go
00:21:36i'm on t in again
00:21:37i can't stop
00:21:37no i cannot know
00:21:40oops
00:21:41spilled a little
00:21:44jules
00:21:45i'm still thirsty
00:21:56did noah just kiss me for real
00:21:59i have to go
00:22:09if you're still thirsty
00:22:10noah
00:22:11you can
00:22:11take a sip
00:22:12off of me
00:22:15choke on it
00:22:20don't run away from me
00:22:23don't touch me
00:22:25are you mad
00:22:27because i kissed you
00:22:30or are you mad
00:22:31because you liked it
00:22:38you can be a real
00:22:39asshole sometimes
00:22:40you know that
00:22:41yeah i know
00:22:44now you're gonna
00:22:45strip from it
00:22:45you're shivering
00:22:48come here
00:23:02bed's yours tonight
00:23:03i'll take the couch
00:23:26what are you doing here
00:23:28and where is noah
00:23:31are you all sore
00:23:33from getting your back
00:23:33blown out last night
00:23:34destiny
00:23:35that is your brother
00:23:37whatever
00:23:38i just came by to tell you
00:23:39how happy i am
00:23:40you've stolen back
00:23:41from mia
00:23:42mia's your best friend
00:23:44yeah
00:23:45she's also a huge bitch
00:23:47people contain multitudes
00:23:50don't be scared of mia
00:23:51she's been jealous of you
00:23:52since the first time
00:23:53you started hooking up
00:23:54with noah
00:23:54and she's jealous of you
00:23:55still
00:23:58and it looks like
00:23:59youtube got a little
00:24:00catching up to do
00:24:01if you know what i mean
00:24:13like what you see
00:24:16i do actually
00:24:38what are you doing
00:24:39taking a shower
00:24:43remember
00:24:45no bellman
00:24:47you wish
00:24:53show's over pretty boy
00:24:55i got some friends
00:24:56coming over
00:24:57meet me at the pool
00:25:10what's with this guy
00:25:12one minute
00:25:13he's ice cold
00:25:13now that we're in front
00:25:15of all these people
00:25:15he's putting on a show
00:25:22don't look now
00:25:23but
00:25:24mia looks like
00:25:25she's ready to rip
00:25:25your hair out
00:25:31let's give her
00:25:31something to stare at
00:25:45i'm not going to let
00:25:46jewels
00:25:47ruin my summer
00:25:49everyone's paying attention
00:25:50to her
00:25:50when they should be
00:25:51paying attention
00:25:52to me
00:25:53maybe everybody thinks
00:25:54you guys are friends again
00:25:56should definitely let her
00:25:57know that that's not true
00:25:58you're right
00:26:00it's time to put
00:26:01everyone's loyalty
00:26:03to the test
00:26:08everyone
00:26:09i've decided that it's
00:26:10time to take a vote
00:26:12everyone must decide
00:26:13right now
00:26:14whether jewel stays
00:26:16or i do
00:26:18mia would you relax
00:26:20we're not taking a vote
00:26:21we're not on survivor
00:26:22all right
00:26:25what's survivor
00:26:26a show for old people
00:26:27ew
00:26:28that's so boring
00:26:30i'm kidding
00:26:32guys
00:26:33guys
00:26:33i'm just kidding
00:26:37what game is she
00:26:38trying to play
00:26:38whatever it is
00:26:40i know it won't be
00:26:41good for me
00:26:42come on mia
00:26:43we used to be
00:26:45best friends
00:26:45can't we just
00:26:47tolerate each other
00:26:47for one summer
00:26:49you're right
00:26:50we did
00:26:51we used to be
00:26:52best friends
00:26:54and i have the
00:26:55red receipts
00:26:55to prove it
00:26:59it's time to find out
00:27:00what jewels
00:27:01really said about
00:27:02all of you
00:27:02behind your back
00:27:05what are you
00:27:05talking about
00:27:06i never said
00:27:07anything about
00:27:08save it
00:27:09proof's right here
00:27:12and noah
00:27:13i saved the best
00:27:15for last
00:27:16don't you want to
00:27:17know what jewels
00:27:18said about you
00:27:21i bet you're
00:27:22dying
00:27:22to find out
00:27:23what your little
00:27:24girlfriend said
00:27:24about you
00:27:25behind your back
00:27:26i think
00:27:28everyone
00:27:29should find out
00:27:30what jewels
00:27:30really said
00:27:31about them
00:27:32oh emmet
00:27:33this one's
00:27:34about you
00:27:35emmet is so
00:27:36dumb
00:27:37because he thinks
00:27:38that vegans
00:27:39can't eat pussy
00:27:41they can
00:27:42i never said
00:27:43that
00:27:44mia did
00:27:45she's framing
00:27:46me with the
00:27:46text that she
00:27:47sent
00:27:48oh and this
00:27:49one says that
00:27:50destiny's boob job
00:27:51doesn't even look
00:27:51like it made a
00:27:52difference
00:27:54hey i made good
00:27:55money for these
00:27:56i mean would you
00:27:57knock it off
00:27:58jewels will never
00:27:59say any of those
00:28:00things all right
00:28:00really
00:28:02because this one's
00:28:03about you
00:28:03noah
00:28:04she sent this to
00:28:05me after the
00:28:05first time you
00:28:06two lovebirds
00:28:07hooked up
00:28:07noah is
00:28:08arrogant
00:28:10cocky
00:28:10and needs to
00:28:11be the best
00:28:12at everything
00:28:13him and emmet
00:28:14are perfect
00:28:14as roommates
00:28:15together
00:28:15you said that
00:28:16about me
00:28:18i can explain
00:28:20save your breath
00:28:30Mitch
00:28:32don't touch me
00:28:33get off of me
00:28:46you're so hot
00:28:47say that again
00:28:48with your shirt
00:28:49off
00:29:14emmet you and jewels
00:29:16are officially over
00:29:18no no no way
00:29:19dude like
00:29:20i'm just gonna
00:29:21distract myself
00:29:22screw around a
00:29:23little bit
00:29:23joke i'm falling
00:29:24back
00:29:27speak of the devil
00:29:33you hooked up with
00:29:35jewels
00:29:35dude
00:29:37look
00:29:37you hooked up
00:29:38with jewels
00:29:39i don't know
00:29:39what's going on
00:29:40what do you mean
00:29:40jewels
00:29:40it's pretty fucking
00:29:41clear
00:29:42you hooked up
00:29:45fuck
00:29:46yeah you're fucked
00:29:48yeah you're fucked
00:29:48emmet
00:29:49stop
00:29:49oh you do
00:29:50stop
00:29:55did you post this
00:30:06jules
00:30:06did you post this
00:30:13i don't know
00:30:14jules
00:30:14why would you
00:30:14take a video
00:30:15of us having
00:30:15sex
00:30:16and post it
00:30:17what are you
00:30:17trying to be
00:30:17a porn star
00:30:20i didn't do
00:30:21anything
00:30:22jules
00:30:23it's a little
00:30:23hard to trust
00:30:24you when my
00:30:24dick
00:30:24is on
00:30:25everybody's
00:30:25phone
00:30:26you know
00:30:27what
00:30:27everyone was
00:30:29right about
00:30:29you
00:30:29you're just
00:30:30like all
00:30:31the other
00:30:31douchebags
00:30:32on this
00:30:32campus
00:30:32whoa
00:30:33you don't
00:30:34mean that
00:30:35lose my
00:30:36number
00:30:36i never
00:30:37want to
00:30:37see you
00:30:38again
00:30:39fine
00:30:39feelings
00:30:40mutual
00:30:44great
00:30:45you just
00:30:46blew it
00:30:46with a girl
00:30:47you've had
00:30:47feelings for
00:30:48since freshman
00:30:48year
00:30:52mia
00:30:52thank god
00:30:53you're
00:30:53here
00:30:54listen
00:30:55jules
00:30:56none
00:30:57of us
00:30:57want to
00:30:57be
00:30:57associated
00:30:58with you
00:30:58anymore
00:30:59you're
00:31:00a skank
00:31:00so get
00:31:02out
00:31:02and don't
00:31:03come back
00:31:14help
00:31:16help
00:31:29help
00:31:31you
00:31:31saved me
00:31:45That feels better, doesn't it?
00:31:49And now since I saved you, maybe you can make me feel better.
00:31:56Emmett, don't even think about it.
00:31:58Go on, Jules. Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:32:01Jules, tell him to leave.
00:32:03We have to talk.
00:32:07Emmett, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:32:16One step closer to making her live.
00:32:25Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:32:27I can explain everything.
00:32:28Good, explain.
00:32:30Now.
00:32:37You're a hottie, you know that?
00:32:39Takes one to know one.
00:32:42Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:32:50You're right.
00:32:51We shouldn't tell anyone.
00:32:56Trust me.
00:32:58We won't stay secret for long.
00:33:01I couldn't keep you to myself, even if I tried.
00:33:14You know, once we make this official, I'm going to post this everywhere.
00:33:18That way everyone can see it.
00:33:20But for right now, it's party time.
00:33:31OMG, I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:33:35I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth.
00:33:38How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:33:42You don't know him like I do.
00:33:44If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:33:47Ew, spare me the visual.
00:33:49I thought you hated that guy.
00:33:51Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:33:55He and Emmett are the perfect matches roommates.
00:33:58But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:34:02More than I ever liked anyone.
00:34:05The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.
00:34:09Except for the one about you.
00:34:11I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:34:14That's true.
00:34:19Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:34:32Is that true?
00:34:35It's true.
00:34:37I liked you.
00:34:40Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:34:42I mean, really.
00:34:45Alright, I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:34:48So that way I can know that they're legit.
00:34:50Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.
00:34:55I guess you can't.
00:34:57There's no way for me to prove it.
00:35:06I know it was a really long time ago.
00:35:08But when I really think about it,
00:35:10I really liked you, Jules.
00:35:12I really did.
00:35:17I give those to you until the end of today?
00:35:20To what, Bone?
00:35:23They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:35:25It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:35:28I don't think they remember you exist.
00:35:33Then I'll make them remember.
00:35:40Okay.
00:35:41The rules of the game are simple.
00:35:42You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:35:45When the smoke stops,
00:35:46you kiss whoever blows you.
00:35:48I love you, Jules.
00:35:50Well, I love you HERE.
00:36:15She's never kissed me like that.
00:36:18My turn.
00:36:29No smoke.
00:36:30Looks like we have to kiss.
00:36:37You're rude.
00:36:56Keep the circle moving.
00:36:58If you wanna really piss me off, kiss me like you mean it.
00:37:06Get off.
00:37:08Dude, I took a virginity.
00:37:10What's a little peck?
00:37:13Why would you tell everyone that?
00:37:15Remember that six-pack you bought me for doing the deed?
00:37:23Hey, Jules.
00:37:24Jules.
00:37:25You're a pig.
00:37:26Hey, Emmett is lying, okay?
00:37:28He's lying.
00:37:29I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:37:30But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:37:35You have feelings for me?
00:37:41I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:37:43But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:37:45You have feelings for me?
00:37:47Yes, Jules.
00:37:48I have feelings for you.
00:37:49You do?
00:37:51Yeah.
00:37:52I have all the feelings.
00:37:54Confusion.
00:37:54Frustration.
00:37:55Blind rage.
00:37:56For a tip.
00:37:57Yeah, but you know what?
00:37:58Sometimes, Jules, sometimes you make me really happy.
00:38:02Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:38:05I broke your trust.
00:38:06And when that video was leaked, my trust was broken too.
00:38:10What do you mean?
00:38:11I mean, I trusted you and you let me down.
00:38:13And now I'm saying I would do anything to try again.
00:38:17Do you want to get back together?
00:38:21You said no feelings.
00:38:23Yeah, you're right.
00:38:27So tell me you want to be with me.
00:38:29Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:38:31Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:38:33Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:38:42Well, it looks like our favorite couple survived the ring of fire.
00:38:45Ew.
00:38:46Why is he so obsessed with her?
00:38:48Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:38:50I didn't know she was poor.
00:38:52Mm-hmm.
00:38:55Parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer.
00:38:58And the only reason why I know that is because my dad owns the hospital that her mother still owes
00:39:02money to.
00:39:03Maybe we should take Jill's shopping so she can forget she's poor.
00:39:07Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:39:10Yes.
00:39:10Yes, that's a great idea.
00:39:11You should go do that right now.
00:39:12Yes!
00:39:19It's not that easy.
00:39:21Stop avoiding the question.
00:39:23I'm not avoiding it.
00:39:24Look, if I don't get the money, I'll lose everything.
00:39:30What do you mean?
00:39:31I mean, Mia and I want to take you shopping.
00:39:36Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:39:39She was about to answer a very important question.
00:39:41I don't want to go shopping with Mia, but I really don't want to lie to Noah and tell him
00:39:46I don't have feelings for him.
00:39:47Or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:39:51We can talk later.
00:39:52I promise.
00:40:05The girls go shopping.
00:40:07Saturdays are for the boys.
00:40:11It must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much she wants me.
00:40:14I cannot wait to crush your ego once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:40:19Dude, the Lehman internship is the hardest internship in the entire country.
00:40:23It was tailored for Sigmas.
00:40:25Like me.
00:40:26The internship is mine.
00:40:28Believe me, Mia and Jules are in this for good.
00:40:31Or at least until the end of the summer and I have to pay up.
00:40:42If it isn't my favorite customer.
00:40:45Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:40:49Oh my God, it's gorgeous.
00:40:52I'm going to go try this on.
00:41:01You ordered the wrong size!
00:41:04Uh, no.
00:41:04I used the measurements that you gave me.
00:41:06No, you didn't.
00:41:07That's impossible.
00:41:08It doesn't fit.
00:41:09Maybe the zipper's stuck.
00:41:11What are you doing?
00:41:13I'm shopping.
00:41:15Do you not remember me?
00:41:17I used to be in here all the time.
00:41:19Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:41:21She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:41:24But what Mia says goes.
00:41:26So your money's no good here.
00:41:29You know what?
00:41:30You're right.
00:41:31I have better things to do than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
00:41:36That's it.
00:41:37You're out.
00:41:39Oh, Mr. Allen.
00:41:40Excuse me.
00:41:41I'm just going to take out the trash.
00:41:43Trash?
00:41:44Yeah.
00:41:45That's my girlfriend.
00:41:46Oh.
00:41:51Apparently, I'm too poor to even stand in this boutique.
00:41:55See this car?
00:41:58Has no spending limit.
00:41:59My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:42:03And I would like to try this dress on first.
00:42:06No way.
00:42:06This is mine.
00:42:07Oh.
00:42:08Are you going to purchase it?
00:42:08No.
00:42:09Not with this janky little zipper.
00:42:12Great.
00:42:12Let's try it on, Jules.
00:42:28What do you think?
00:42:33Noah?
00:42:35Will you come help zip me up?
00:42:39Of course.
00:42:46You know, there's only one problem with this dress.
00:42:49Is it too expensive?
00:42:51No.
00:42:53It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:43:02Well, aren't you going to thank me?
00:43:10Thank you, Noah.
00:43:13You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:43:17Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:43:20Right.
00:43:24Put the dress on my card.
00:43:28Excuse me.
00:43:30I am missing a very expensive necklace.
00:43:35I bet she stole it.
00:43:37I would never.
00:43:38Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:43:42Fine.
00:43:43Whatever, Mia.
00:43:58See?
00:43:58Told ya.
00:44:04I don't know how that got there.
00:44:06Well, she stole it.
00:44:09And I believe that $500 is a felony.
00:44:14Call the police.
00:44:16Don't call the police.
00:44:18This is all my fault.
00:44:19No, it's not.
00:44:20Yes, it is.
00:44:22I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:44:26But I was going to pay for it once everybody left.
00:44:29You can't do this.
00:44:30It's a waste of money.
00:44:32Neither of us want me to win.
00:44:35It's worth it.
00:44:35Trust me.
00:44:37And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:44:40Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:44:41Please and thank you.
00:44:50There he is.
00:44:57Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.
00:45:00Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:45:02Well, enjoy it while it lasts, because after tonight, I'll have a little slut begging for me.
00:45:11Watch your mouth.
00:45:13Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:45:15Okay, dude.
00:45:17Jules was mine first.
00:45:18I dumped her, okay?
00:45:20It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:45:23Jules broke up with you so she could be with me.
00:45:27Okay.
00:45:28All right.
00:45:29Let's add some heat to our bet.
00:45:31Yeah?
00:45:32I get Jules' panties off.
00:45:34By the end of tonight, you hand over the Lehman internship and never come back to the summer house.
00:45:38Hmm?
00:45:39Fine.
00:45:39And when you don't hook up with Jules, I want you to back off of her for the rest of
00:45:43the summer, okay?
00:45:44I don't even want you looking at her.
00:45:46Deal.
00:45:52You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:45:55Jules, you are looking so hot in that dress.
00:46:04Eat shit.
00:46:05Hey.
00:46:08Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:46:11Enjoy it while it lasts, Noah.
00:46:13Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight unless it's with me.
00:46:25Hey!
00:46:31Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:46:33Uh, I don't know.
00:46:34Jules.
00:46:36You, uh, you didn't answer my question.
00:46:38About what?
00:46:40The music in here?
00:46:42Because I think it sucks.
00:46:43Jules.
00:46:45Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:46:47For real.
00:46:49No contracts and no money.
00:46:50I mean it.
00:46:53I need Jules to come with me.
00:46:54Uh, Destiny, we're right in the middle of something.
00:46:57Like I care.
00:46:58I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:47:02I'm sorry.
00:47:03We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:47:06Have fun.
00:47:08Here.
00:47:09Put this on.
00:47:10I entered us into a lackdancing competition.
00:47:16You're crazy.
00:47:18Well, if you're too afraid, you can just back out now.
00:47:24Now.
00:47:24You're on.
00:47:31Follow me.
00:47:37Let the show begin.
00:47:48You think you're hot shit?
00:47:51Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:47:55Everyone in the club get hot and heavy.
00:47:58Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition.
00:48:04The rules are simple.
00:48:07Each one of these smoke shows will give one lucky man a lap dance.
00:48:12And you get to vote on who is hotter.
00:48:15проп to go.
00:48:17Whoo!
00:48:18Come on.
00:48:35Come on.
00:48:36Come back.
00:48:37Come back.
00:48:42I'm dancing, I got the weight of the world, weight of the world, to give me diamonds and pearls, diamonds
00:48:49and pearls, no way you're waiting on me, it's just a great thing, I'm gonna come back.
00:48:55I'm dancing, I got the weight of the world, weight of the world, to give me diamonds and pearls, diamonds
00:49:02and pearls, no way you're waiting on me, it's just a great thing, I'm gonna come back.
00:49:16Top that.
00:49:43You're the most beautiful girl here, show them all.
00:49:55If you cry, the tears on your face, you're loving in vain when you cry, this same woman sings, I
00:50:10let you in.
00:50:16Yo, Jason, dude, I need the Lady Killer special, now.
00:50:23Yeah?
00:50:24I got you.
00:50:28Visit that.
00:50:30And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:50:36And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:50:42Mia!
00:50:44Woo!
00:50:48As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair!
00:50:53I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public comfort.
00:51:01Jules, wait!
00:51:07You look upset.
00:51:10What are you, my therapist?
00:51:13Fuck off!
00:51:14No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad!
00:51:20Jules, I have something that can make you feel better.
00:51:27What is that?
00:51:28Oh, you got time?
00:51:30Come on, Jules.
00:51:31You wanna have some fun?
00:51:34No, thanks.
00:51:35Oh, but-but-but-but-but...
00:51:36Jules, I'm not letting you leave until you take these.
00:51:39Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this.
00:51:44Better play along.
00:51:55Bottoms up!
00:51:58Cheers.
00:52:02Turn that shit around so you can grind on me.
00:52:04Come on.
00:52:04I'm gonna go change.
00:52:10Desti.
00:52:10What?
00:52:11Have you seen Jules?
00:52:12I saw her running off to the dressing room.
00:52:15Emmett was with her.
00:52:18That little shit.
00:52:25Don't move.
00:52:32What do you think you're doing?
00:52:34Stop denying yourself, Jules.
00:52:36Both know you want this.
00:52:39Be gentle.
00:52:40Just like our first time, remember?
00:52:42Back off.
00:52:44Relax, baby.
00:52:46Let that e-kick in.
00:52:47You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:52:50Oh.
00:52:51I was gonna fuck you anyways.
00:52:53Let go of me.
00:52:54This is just gonna take a minute.
00:52:57Oh, yeah, that's right.
00:52:58Mom, for me.
00:52:59I mean...
00:53:02Jules?
00:53:04Jules, are you in there?
00:53:05Noah!
00:53:06Help me!
00:53:10Noah!
00:53:11Help me!
00:53:14Emmett!
00:53:15Get off of her!
00:53:17You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend.
00:53:20What's the big deal now, huh?
00:53:24Emmett!
00:53:25She doesn't want you!
00:53:26What are you doing?
00:53:28She wants me so bad, dude.
00:53:30Even if she won't say so.
00:53:37Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:53:39I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.
00:53:43Wait!
00:53:44Wait, stop!
00:53:48This asshole isn't worth it.
00:54:07You look like shit.
00:54:09Jules just kicked my ass.
00:54:11All I did was try to give her a compliment.
00:54:14Hey!
00:54:16Keep your hands off my boyfriend.
00:54:23Mia, stop.
00:54:26This bitch wants to be me so bad, it's fucking pathetic.
00:54:30Emmett just tried to assault me.
00:54:32Be so fucking for real.
00:54:33Emmett would never want to skank like you.
00:54:36You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me.
00:54:41And, you know what?
00:54:43He's coming back to the house with me.
00:54:45Tonight.
00:54:47Mia, sit down.
00:54:49Emmett, if you ever come near the summer house again, I will kill you.
00:54:54Okay, Noah, let's go.
00:54:56Let's go.
00:55:01I'm not letting you take Noah from me.
00:55:12Thank you for getting me out of there.
00:55:15Ow.
00:55:17You're hurt.
00:55:18Let me help you.
00:55:19Let me help you.
00:55:30I want to kill that guy for touching you.
00:55:44I still think I should take you to a hospital.
00:55:46I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with.
00:55:49Really.
00:55:50I didn't take them.
00:55:52You didn't take the pills?
00:55:59You know, I got something better than E.
00:56:02It's twice as fun.
00:56:04And I've been saving it just for you.
00:56:13What are you trying to give me?
00:56:20Rocky Road.
00:56:23Ow.
00:56:24Hey, I got you ice cream.
00:56:25This is how you repay me?
00:56:27How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:56:32I'm not an asshole.
00:56:34No.
00:56:34You're the king of assholes.
00:56:38You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes,
00:56:42but whatever.
00:56:48I got to show you something.
00:57:00I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me.
00:57:07I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me.
00:57:29I've wanted you all, Summer.
00:57:32Stop waiting.
00:57:41What if somebody sees?
00:57:44Everybody's at the club.
00:57:47I'm taking you upstairs.
00:58:17I'm taking you upstairs.
00:58:23Hi, this is Alan.
00:58:26It's Mia.
00:58:27Yeah, Noah's girlfriend.
00:58:29He was hinting at proposing to me soon, and we would just love it if you were here for
00:58:36it.
00:58:37Okay, bye.
00:58:52Hey, sleepy little.
00:58:54What are you doing up so early?
00:58:56I thought I wore you out last night.
00:58:58I'm ready for another round.
00:59:02Hey, can you knock?
00:59:03Can you put your boner away?
00:59:06Get up!
00:59:07Get up!
00:59:08Get up, get up, get up!
00:59:09Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.
00:59:10It's worse than a fire.
00:59:15Mom's on the way, and she can't see Jules.
00:59:24You're fucking with me.
00:59:25What's the big deal?
00:59:26Uh, there's the drugs.
00:59:27And the mess.
00:59:28And you.
00:59:29What about me?
00:59:30She, like, totally thinks you're a slut.
00:59:31But, like, in a bad way.
00:59:33Look, my mom knows about the sex tape, and she blames you for the whole thing.
00:59:38I need to get out of here.
00:59:39I'll hide Jules.
00:59:40I'll distract Mom.
00:59:44Yo, Jason, I'm going to go hide Jules.
00:59:46Do not let my mom know that we're here, alright?
00:59:54Tell me when the coast is clear.
00:59:56Got it.
01:00:05Get your brother.
01:00:07Now.
01:00:14Mommy!
01:00:15Wait!
01:00:15Noah!
01:00:17Uh.
01:00:21My baby boy!
01:00:23Mom, hi!
01:00:25Hey!
01:00:25Mom, I thought you were in Fiji with, uh, Roberto.
01:00:29Mia called and said she needed the family ring to propose.
01:00:39Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:00:43None of your business.
01:00:45Okay, well, I was just looking for you because Noah wants to see you in the living room.
01:00:53I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
01:00:58What is that slut doing here?
01:01:03You're the girl from the sex tape.
01:01:05Get out of this house.
01:01:07Mom.
01:01:07Noah, a little help?
01:01:09Uh, Mom, uh, this is Jules, and she's going to be our help for the summer.
01:01:17Uh, yes.
01:01:19It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son.
01:01:22Um, well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.
01:01:28Lisa.
01:01:29Hi, second mommy.
01:01:30Mommy.
01:01:32We need to talk about engagement plans.
01:01:34Oh, yes, we do.
01:01:38You're marrying Mia now?
01:01:40I have no idea what got into her head.
01:01:42I am so sorry, okay?
01:01:43But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her.
01:01:46Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?
01:01:49Please?
01:01:59My head hurts.
01:02:01Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:02:04Yeah, I have some in my purse.
01:02:06Oh, thanks.
01:02:12She's better.
01:02:21Water.
01:02:23Water.
01:02:24I need water.
01:02:25Jules?
01:02:28What did you give my mom?
01:02:30Aspirin.
01:02:31Aspirin?
01:02:32Woo!
01:02:33It's so hot in here.
01:02:37Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:02:41Oh, no.
01:02:43Woo!
01:02:44Hey, I have an idea.
01:02:46Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:02:49I'm feeling like a cougar.
01:02:51Meow.
01:02:52All right, that's enough.
01:02:53I've got to talk to you.
01:02:54Woo!
01:02:55Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:02:58Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.
01:03:01No way.
01:03:02You gave her those?
01:03:02I didn't give them.
01:03:04She found them.
01:03:05Should we call an ambulance?
01:03:06Oh, no fucking way, Jules.
01:03:09She hates you already.
01:03:10What is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:03:14Where did she go?
01:03:16Where did she go?
01:03:30Mom, get out of the pool.
01:03:32No way.
01:03:33It feels so good.
01:03:35Oh, wait, no.
01:03:40Ow!
01:03:41I'm drowning!
01:03:44Mia, save me!
01:03:45Oh, absolutely not.
01:03:47I'm not going in there.
01:03:50Help!
01:03:52Help!
01:03:55Oh!
01:04:11You saved me!
01:04:15Here.
01:04:16I brought you some tea.
01:04:23I was wrong about you.
01:04:25I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia.
01:04:36Thank you for taking care of her.
01:04:40I hope I was a good maid.
01:04:43Yeah, I should give you a raise.
01:04:45Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
01:04:49You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
01:04:55I still got to pay you to hang out with me.
01:05:06I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.
01:05:10I'll tear it up right now.
01:05:12I mean it.
01:05:16I need that money more than I want you.
01:05:20When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt.
01:05:25If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.
01:05:30So it was really always just about the money?
01:05:33Really?
01:05:34When I started our relationship...
01:05:55I want to give you the money.
01:05:57Not as your boss.
01:05:59As your boyfriend.
01:06:01Because I want to give you everything.
01:06:05I don't know what to say.
01:06:10Just let me take care of you.
01:06:17And tell me that you love me.
01:06:21I don't think I can say it.
01:06:26Well, let me take care of you.
01:06:28It's the least you can do.
01:06:31Fine.
01:06:33You can take care of me, okay?
01:06:36And you don't have to tell me that you love me.
01:06:39I know you do.
01:06:45Good morning, everyone.
01:06:47Oh my god, Lisa, you're okay.
01:06:49Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you.
01:06:55I was just leaving.
01:06:56You're not leaving, Jules.
01:06:58We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life.
01:07:03After your little sex video was released,
01:07:07at first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever.
01:07:12But, after you saved me,
01:07:15all I can say is...
01:07:18Welcome to the family!
01:07:22Wait, you were supposed to give me your family ring.
01:07:27That was before you left me to drown.
01:07:31I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Rinaldo, in Cancun.
01:07:36Adios!
01:07:43I'll figure out a way to break you two up.
01:07:47Good luck with that.
01:07:49I don't need luck.
01:07:50I have a really big brain.
01:07:59There must be something incriminating in here.
01:08:06What is this?
01:08:09Hmm.
01:08:13Ugh.
01:08:15Ew.
01:08:15What died in here?
01:08:17My manhood.
01:08:19Listen, I have something juicy for you.
01:08:25I don't like to read.
01:08:27It's a contract between Jules and Noah.
01:08:30They're faking their entire relationship
01:08:32so he can get that stupid layman internship.
01:08:35That's cheating.
01:08:37Oh, great.
01:08:38You finally figured it out.
01:08:40Good boy.
01:08:42I think it's time for you to cheat, too.
01:08:50I thought this was summer vacation.
01:08:53I know.
01:08:54I know.
01:08:56But I've got to work on my presentation
01:08:57for the layman internship.
01:09:02What up, lovebirds?
01:09:04Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you.
01:09:07You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
01:09:12Who are you?
01:09:15I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands.
01:09:25Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you.
01:09:28What are you doing here?
01:09:30Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house setup.
01:09:33I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:09:37The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy.
01:09:41I'd like to be your friend.
01:09:45Noah, can you help out your friend here?
01:09:48He seems a little confused.
01:09:54Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:09:57Uh, I'm the high-profile guy who likes to get lots of trouble
01:10:01and Emmett promised me lots of trouble.
01:10:05The next intern for Lehman Corp
01:10:07will be responsible for keeping me entertained.
01:10:10And I get bored easy.
01:10:15Your interview for Lehman Corp starts now.
01:10:21Interview starts now.
01:10:23Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship.
01:10:27Well, I'll see you in the office.
01:10:29Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
01:10:32That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.
01:10:41That's the guy you want to work for?
01:10:44He's a total clown.
01:10:47Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry.
01:10:51And if I work for him, my career will be made.
01:10:54But don't you already have enough money?
01:10:56Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.
01:10:59I was the captain of every sports team I was on
01:11:01and I networked like a motherfucker.
01:11:04I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy
01:11:06and have my own career.
01:11:08And then our sex tape got released.
01:11:11And all my job prospects were completely toast.
01:11:15The only interview I got was for Lehman Corporation.
01:11:18Jules, I need this internship.
01:11:20And so do you.
01:11:22Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.
01:11:26You lied to me.
01:11:28No, I didn't lie to you.
01:11:29I just...
01:11:30I just didn't tell you everything.
01:11:33I'm sorry.
01:11:37Everybody!
01:11:38Let's get the party started!
01:11:41Woo!
01:11:42I love it!
01:11:45Grab your bag.
01:11:49Looks like I found my lady for the night.
01:11:55I've met a lot of pretty girls.
01:11:58There's something special about you.
01:12:01You're so...
01:12:02beautiful.
01:12:04Thanks.
01:12:05But I'm taken.
01:12:07I'm not trying to marry you.
01:12:09Noah,
01:12:10tell me,
01:12:13who snatched this hottie up?
01:12:15That'd be me.
01:12:18You're a lucky man.
01:12:19I know.
01:12:24How long is he gonna be here?
01:12:27I'll protect you.
01:12:29And look at here.
01:12:31The happy little couple.
01:12:34From
01:12:34wholemates
01:12:35to soulmates.
01:12:39Emmett,
01:12:40Noah and I
01:12:41are talking.
01:12:42Can you go
01:12:43entertain your little friend?
01:12:45Yeah, well,
01:12:45I just wanted to
01:12:46congratulate the
01:12:47big man.
01:12:48Yeah,
01:12:49he's finally gonna win our bet.
01:12:51What bet?
01:12:54What bet?
01:12:56I told Noah
01:12:57that if you guys
01:12:58can make it
01:12:59throughout the summer,
01:13:00I would drop out
01:13:01of the internship pool.
01:13:03That's not true.
01:13:05Yeah,
01:13:05it is.
01:13:06I thought Noah
01:13:07would pussy out
01:13:08if I won,
01:13:08so
01:13:08I recorded the whole thing.
01:13:11You play that,
01:13:11I'll fucking kick your ass.
01:13:15I don't want to hear it.
01:13:17Yeah,
01:13:18I'd probably break
01:13:19your heart to know
01:13:20that you were just
01:13:20a bet to Noah.
01:13:22Hmm?
01:13:23I was nothing
01:13:24but a bet to you?
01:13:27I was nothing
01:13:28but a bet to you?
01:13:29I was nothing
01:13:30but a check to you.
01:13:33Both of you
01:13:34can fuck off.
01:13:39Chicks, dude.
01:13:41I'm gonna kick
01:13:41your fucking ass.
01:13:43I wouldn't want
01:13:43to do that
01:13:44in front of our
01:13:44special guest.
01:13:46I don't care
01:13:47about anybody
01:13:48except Jules.
01:13:50You're pathetic.
01:13:52Bitch.
01:13:54Whatever, dude.
01:13:58What were you thinking?
01:14:00That Noah
01:14:01would fall in love
01:14:01with you
01:14:02and save your family?
01:14:04I've been waiting
01:14:05all day
01:14:05to get you alone.
01:14:08You're a sexy girl.
01:14:11You could have
01:14:12a lot of fun.
01:14:13I don't have time
01:14:14for that shit.
01:14:15Then make time.
01:14:16There's a tradition
01:14:17at Lehman.
01:14:18the boys
01:14:20and the boys
01:14:20share their toys
01:14:22and I want to play
01:14:22with you.
01:14:24I don't want
01:14:25to be played with.
01:14:25If you play nice,
01:14:27I'll give your boyfriend
01:14:28the little job.
01:14:29The only reason
01:14:31why Noah made his bet
01:14:32was to get this job.
01:14:33Even if this guy
01:14:34is an asshole,
01:14:35I should hear him out.
01:14:37What do I have to do?
01:14:40Let me borrow you
01:14:41for the night.
01:14:43In your dreams,
01:14:44pal.
01:14:49Mia,
01:14:51you know where
01:14:51Jules is?
01:14:53You're still caught up
01:14:54on that skank?
01:14:56Maybe this outfit
01:14:56would change your mind.
01:14:58Mia,
01:14:59a lobotomy
01:15:00wouldn't make me
01:15:00change my mind
01:15:01about you.
01:15:02Get it through your head.
01:15:03I want to be
01:15:04with Jules.
01:15:05Why do you
01:15:06like her so much?
01:15:07I don't like her.
01:15:11I love her.
01:15:14You know,
01:15:16I feel sorry for you
01:15:17for falling in love
01:15:18with such a liar.
01:15:19You know she planted
01:15:20that sex tape, right?
01:15:21Yeah, well,
01:15:22she said she didn't.
01:15:24Found your girlfriend.
01:15:37If I do what you say,
01:15:39then you'll give Noah
01:15:40the straw.
01:15:41Yes.
01:15:41And it's the only way
01:15:43you'd get in.
01:15:44We only interviewed him
01:15:45as a favor to his mom.
01:15:47My company looks down
01:15:49on sex tapes.
01:15:51Wait.
01:15:52Now I know
01:15:53where I recognize you.
01:15:55Damn.
01:15:56You were great.
01:15:58Just one kiss.
01:15:59That's all it takes
01:16:00to get your boyfriend
01:16:01a little job.
01:16:07Don't play
01:16:08hard to get!
01:16:15Get off her.
01:16:20Get off her.
01:16:22Let me have my fun,
01:16:24then you can take your turn.
01:16:25If you don't leave her alone,
01:16:26I'm going to break your fingers.
01:16:28You wouldn't dare.
01:16:31You little shit!
01:16:33You'll never work
01:16:33for Lehman.
01:16:34Yeah, well,
01:16:35it looks like I dodged a bullet
01:16:35there because I would rather
01:16:36fuck a literal cheese grater
01:16:38than work with any of you
01:16:39pervs at Lehman.
01:16:42You'll be hearing
01:16:42from my lawyer
01:16:43about my hand.
01:16:44You want to mess with me?
01:16:45You want to mess with me?
01:16:46Yeah, why don't you sue me
01:16:47and we'll let all the papers
01:16:48know that you're a sleazy
01:16:49dirtbag who's chasing
01:16:50young girls around.
01:16:52You know, I bet your wife
01:16:53would love to hear about this.
01:16:55Please, don't tell my wife.
01:16:57Get out of my face, old man.
01:17:08How could you do that
01:17:09to me, Jules?
01:17:12How could you do that
01:17:13to me, Jules?
01:17:14It wasn't what it looked like.
01:17:16Don't lie to me.
01:17:17I saw you kiss him back.
01:17:21I didn't kiss him.
01:17:23But even if I did,
01:17:24you made a bet with Emmett
01:17:25about our relationship.
01:17:27You were getting money
01:17:29out of the deal,
01:17:29so why does it matter?
01:17:32Tell him that he's a good kisser
01:17:34and you want him right now.
01:17:36Tell him you love him.
01:17:38It matters
01:17:39because it makes it clear
01:17:41that you're an arrogant asshole.
01:17:50You're fired.
01:17:52Get out of my house.
01:18:07You're gone for good, bitch.
01:18:13You never belonged with us,
01:18:16and now
01:18:17it's your turn to go.
01:18:20I played you,
01:18:21and I won.
01:18:23This has nothing to do with you.
01:18:26Oh, honey.
01:18:28This has everything
01:18:29to do with me.
01:18:35I planted the camera
01:18:37in your room,
01:18:38and then
01:18:39I got the sex tape
01:18:41of you and Noah,
01:18:42and then
01:18:43I uploaded it
01:18:44for everyone to see.
01:18:50you thought you were
01:18:51better than me.
01:18:53But I always win.
01:18:55All
01:18:56I fucking do
01:18:58is win.
01:19:00A miserable bitch
01:19:02like you
01:19:03will never win.
01:19:13Mom,
01:19:14I saved the house.
01:19:17It's too late.
01:19:24Maybe we can call the bank
01:19:26and figure something out.
01:19:27Someone bought it out
01:19:29from under us
01:19:29just this morning.
01:19:31That's what happens
01:19:32when you lose sight
01:19:33of your goal.
01:19:34You lose everything.
01:19:36Oh, God.
01:19:50Can I help you?
01:19:51What are you doing
01:19:52in that uniform?
01:19:54My dad cut me off
01:19:55after I lost
01:19:56an Andrew Lehman internship.
01:19:58I guess he paid a lot
01:19:59of money
01:20:00to give me that job,
01:20:00so
01:20:03do you anything?
01:20:10I have a big tip
01:20:12for you.
01:20:13Seriously?
01:20:16Smile more.
01:20:25This money feels dirty.
01:20:26I never want to see
01:20:28this check again.
01:20:40Miss me?
01:20:45Miss me?
01:20:52Get lost.
01:20:53I deserve that.
01:20:58Look,
01:20:58I wrote us up
01:20:59a new contract,
01:20:59alright?
01:21:00And I think
01:21:01you'll really like it.
01:21:06Is this the deed
01:21:08to my house?
01:21:09Yeah.
01:21:10This morning,
01:21:11I bought it.
01:21:13You bought my house
01:21:14from under us?
01:21:15Look at the name
01:21:16on the title.
01:21:19Oh, my God.
01:21:22You put it
01:21:22under my name.
01:21:24It's yours, Jules.
01:21:26It's all yours.
01:21:28But,
01:21:29I am only giving it to you
01:21:30under one condition.
01:21:33Another condition?
01:21:35What, do you want me
01:21:36to be your fake
01:21:37girlfriend again?
01:21:38Sleep with your boss?
01:21:39Drug your mom?
01:21:41No.
01:21:43But I would like you
01:21:44to meet me
01:21:45at the summer house
01:21:45tonight.
01:21:53At 8 p.m.
01:21:55and I want you
01:21:55to wear this.
01:22:09What are you doing here?
01:22:12Noah told me to come.
01:22:13Really?
01:22:14Oh,
01:22:15how pathetic.
01:22:17Noah's throwing me
01:22:17an engagement party.
01:22:22He's proposing to you?
01:22:24When did you two
01:22:25get back together?
01:22:26Well,
01:22:26it's not official yet,
01:22:28but he invited me here
01:22:30to pop the big question
01:22:30in front of everyone.
01:22:31And even an idiot
01:22:33like you
01:22:33would know
01:22:33that he's proposing.
01:22:35I guess after spending
01:22:37the entire summer
01:22:38being bored to death
01:22:39by you,
01:22:40Noah decided
01:22:40it was time
01:22:41to be with
01:22:41the best.
01:22:44Mia!
01:22:45Jules!
01:22:46I am so happy
01:22:48that both of you
01:22:48were here.
01:22:49Why did you invite me here?
01:22:51To watch you
01:22:51propose to Mia?
01:22:53Propose?
01:22:54Who said anything
01:22:55about proposing to you?
01:22:57Oh, please.
01:22:58The big question.
01:23:00Yeah,
01:23:01I do have a big question.
01:23:03Mia,
01:23:04why did you plant
01:23:05that sex tape
01:23:05of Jules and I?
01:23:07Uh,
01:23:10how did you know
01:23:10about that?
01:23:11Well,
01:23:12because I made
01:23:12a huge mistake.
01:23:14And when you were
01:23:14leaving the summer
01:23:15house,
01:23:15I heard you're
01:23:16in Jules' fight.
01:23:17You know,
01:23:17the one where you
01:23:18told her that you
01:23:19planted the sex tape
01:23:19in our room?
01:23:21Okay.
01:23:22Fine.
01:23:23Yeah,
01:23:24I planted the camera
01:23:25and I uploaded
01:23:26the video to the internet,
01:23:27but I just wanted
01:23:28to watch your relationship
01:23:29blow up in all your faces.
01:23:31What are you gonna do?
01:23:32Arrest me?
01:23:33Actually,
01:23:34that's my job.
01:23:35Oh, hi.
01:23:35Mia Matthews,
01:23:36you're under arrest
01:23:37for revenge porn.
01:23:38What?
01:23:39You're not actually
01:23:40doing this,
01:23:40are you?
01:23:41These are not
01:23:41what they're for.
01:23:42Call my dad!
01:23:43Oh, daddy!
01:23:45Bye, Mia.
01:23:48If you invited me
01:23:50here to watch that,
01:23:51I appreciate it.
01:23:53That's not why
01:23:54I invited you here.
01:23:59Everybody!
01:24:01What is he doing?
01:24:06I have invited you
01:24:07all here
01:24:07so I can
01:24:08share my secrets.
01:24:13And here are
01:24:13my secrets.
01:24:16I scream
01:24:17when I see spiders.
01:24:19I do.
01:24:20And I crashed
01:24:21my car
01:24:22on Santa Monica
01:24:23Boulevard
01:24:24and I was so scared
01:24:25I just
01:24:25left it there.
01:24:28And I cannot tell
01:24:29my lefts
01:24:29from my right.
01:24:30Noah,
01:24:30what are you doing?
01:24:32You look like
01:24:32a crazy person.
01:24:33And I have
01:24:33one more secret.
01:24:37Jules,
01:24:37I am stupidly
01:24:39in love with you.
01:24:44And I want to
01:24:44make it official,
01:24:45Jules,
01:24:46right here
01:24:46in front of everybody.
01:24:48I want everyone
01:24:49to know
01:24:49what you are to me.
01:24:53Yes, Noah.
01:24:55I'll be your girlfriend.
01:24:57Even if I'm an asshole?
01:24:58It's part of your charm.
01:24:59I love you.
01:25:01I love you right back.
01:25:10Everybody,
01:25:11let's get this party started!
01:25:14Woo!
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