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00:12I'm sorry, Mother. I still cannot hold the Trident.
00:19Do not despair, my son. You know the ancient law.
00:23The Relic will not answer until you unite with your destined love.
00:27It is the only way to unlock your full power.
00:31You must journey to the mortal realm and find her.
00:35Hear me, Poseidon. Among all your siblings, you alone remain unchosen by the Trident.
00:40It shall be done, Mother. I will not fail you.
01:17If a little dirt and rags repel them, they certainly don't deserve to be my destined mate.
01:21If a little dirt and rags repel them, they certainly don't deserve to be my destined mate.
01:31Jennifer, you're nothing but a blood-sucking leet.
01:34You ever pull a stunt like that again, I'll throw your ass straight back into that rat-infested teller.
01:41But, Father, I can't marry Paul.
01:44The guy is knocking on Seventy's door. He can't even stomach a boat ride anymore.
01:47I can earn that hundred gold pieces myself. Just cut me some slack.
01:51You don't get to call the shots here.
01:54You should be kissing Mr. Paul's feet for even looking at you.
01:57Your only job is keeping him happy.
02:00Don't make him regret dropping a hundred gold balls on you.
02:04Ah, Jen, Daddy picked out a fiancé for me, too.
02:06We're in the same boat.
02:08I'm sure Mr. Paul will treat you like royalty, just like my Ryan treats me.
02:11Are you kidding me? You're marrying a young, gorgeous guy and being pawned off to a 70-year-old geese
02:15with one foot in the grave
02:15and as his side piece, not his wife. It's not the same, Michelle.
02:21Shut your damn mouth, you ungrateful bitch!
02:23I've already pocketed Paul's gold. He's throwing in two ships once you're delivered.
02:27Like it or not, you are warming his bed tonight.
02:31If you actually force me into this, I swear to God I'll run off and become a nun.
02:36I'll pray every single day for the Almighty to punish you. You will rot in hell!
02:42Fine, Jennifer!
02:44You want to play hardball? I'll give you one last choice.
02:48If you're too good for Mr. Paul, then you can marry this stinking beggar right here, right now!
03:06Fine! Bring it on! I'll marry the beggar today!
03:14Hey, you pathetic piece of trash. Let's be real. You were destined to die alone in a gutter.
03:19But today's your lucky day. You won't say no to a free wife, right?
03:33Wait, she didn't even flinch at the sight of me? Looks like this mortal is built different.
03:39Yeah.
03:43I'd be absolutely honored to take her as my wife.
03:58Holy crap! I can't believe Mason actually pawned his own daughter off to that bottom-feeling tramp.
04:02Jesus, look at the guy. He couldn't rub two pennies together if his life depended on it.
04:05Jennifer's in for a world of hurt.
04:10Father never gave a damn about me.
04:12He's a cold-blooded snake who only cares about my price tag.
04:17I'd rather tie the knot with a street rat than be auctioned off like meat.
04:21I am so done with this toxic hellhole.
04:26Hear what they're whispering, Jennifer?
04:28If my beggar routine gross you out, you can still walk away.
04:34No way.
04:35You might think I'm crazy, but...
04:38To me, you're a literal godsend.
04:43Let's get out of here, honey.
04:44I mean my dear husband.
04:56I'm sorry, Jennifer.
04:58What you see is what you get.
04:59No cozy honeymoon suite tonight.
05:01Just this beat-up, drafty old fishing boat.
05:03Hey, cut that out.
05:04We're hitched now, and I'm not looking down on you.
05:06For better or worse, we're in this ride together.
05:08I'm not looking down on you.
05:27I'm not looking down on you.
05:27I'm not looking down on you.
05:27I'm not looking down on you.
05:28I'm not looking down on you.
05:29I'm looking down on you.
05:29I'm looking down on you.
05:29I'm looking down on you.
05:30I'm looking down on you.
05:41Oh, my God, what the hell just happened?
05:43Where did this insane crystal palaces come from?
05:54Don't sweat the details right now.
06:01Jennifer, my sweet.
06:03It's still our wedding night.
06:04Are you ready to give yourself to me?
06:10Absolutely.
06:11Like I said, we're husband and wife now.
06:19Trust me.
06:20I'm going to make you the happiest woman on the planet.
06:54Lord Poseidon, sorry to crash the party, but Zeus is stuck in the Divine Labyrinth.
06:58The All-Mother needs you for a rescue op stat.
07:10Sweetheart, an emergency just came up and I've got to go.
07:12Don't panic.
07:13I'll be back in your arms in nine days, tops.
07:33Mother, what the hell happened?
07:34Why do I feel like I just woke up from a century-long fever dream?
07:40Poseidon, you're finally awake.
07:44Remember that ancient curse you tripped bailing Zeus out?
07:47That's what knocked you out cold.
08:05Merciful seas.
08:07The Trident actually accepted you?
08:09Don't tell me you finally tracked down the mortal who's head over heels for you.
08:23Spill it!
08:24Who is she?
08:26Just a regular mortal girl.
08:29But to me, she's everything.
08:32We're already married, Mother.
08:34If it weren't for that damn curse, I'd have paraded her up to Olympias ages ago.
08:39Praise the oceans!
08:41Listen to me, kiddo.
08:42Go fetch her right this second.
08:44I am literally dying to meet this girl.
08:49Say less, Mother.
08:50Consider it done.
08:52Hold on, Poseidon.
08:53There's a catch.
08:54You've been in that coma for nine whole years.
08:58Which means...
09:00That poor girl has been waiting for you for nine solid years!
09:05Are you kidding?
09:06I ghosted Jennifer for nine fucking years?
09:09No, this is beyond messed up.
09:10I need to get down there right now.
09:26Ugh, too basic.
09:27Go raid the Divine Vault for the Golden Apples.
09:30I need to absolutely blow this girl's mind.
09:34Actually, scratch that.
09:35I'm crashing the mortal realm to roll out the red carpet myself.
09:54It's been nine goddamn years.
09:57How much longer is it going to take for him to show his face again?
10:01Why the hell is my chamber pot from yesterday still sitting there?
10:08I'm literally scrubbing the clothes you and Father just dumped on me.
10:11I'll get to it!
10:12You brainless cow!
10:14The goddamn stench ruined my dresses!
10:16I let you and your two little bastards crash here.
10:18I feed you, and you can't even handle one basic chore?
10:20Hey, back the hell off.
10:22This is my house, too.
10:25Ah!
10:27You have no right to run your mouth at me!
10:29Those brats of yours are just like you!
10:31Ungrateful, blood-sucking parasites!
10:34Mom!
10:36You know damn well the kids and I bust our asses.
10:39Look around!
10:40We're the only ones keeping this damn house from falling apart!
10:46That's because doing the grunt work is exactly what you filthy roaches were born to do!
10:51Back off!
10:53Don't you dare touch our mother!
10:59You filthy little street rat bastards!
11:01That's what you get for running your mouths at Lady Jessica!
11:03You freaks should have been chucked in the ocean at birth!
11:06Strip them, douse them in ice water, and lock them in the stables!
11:10Sneak them a single crumb, and they'll be hell to pay!
11:14Chill, Mum.
11:16Don't forget Ryan's chauffeuring us to the Temple of Poseidus.
11:19Just make these useless peasants haul the offerings.
11:22Shake a leg and get in the damn carriage!
11:24We can't keep my big-shot son-in-law waiting!
11:45This is seriously creeping me out.
11:47Why does this temple feel so warm and familiar?
11:56Wait, that era?
11:58The bloodline of the Sea God?
12:00How the hell did it end up here?
12:07Oh, almighty Lord of the Sea, we offer these tributes with the purest intentions.
12:13Bless our merchant fleets and bring us great fortune.
12:17Stop standing around like idiots!
12:19Your only job right now is to pray to the Sea God to protect Ryan's fleet!
12:24Honestly, letting gutter trash like you even breathe in the direction of the Sea God is a massive privilege.
12:29Keep dragging your feet, and I'll assume you're itching for the stables.
12:34Maybe if I pray to the statue, it'll actually bring my husband back safely.
12:41No! Stop!
12:43We cannot bear the worship of the heirs of the Sea God!
12:48Oh, great Sea God, please just let my husband come home soon.
12:53Oh, great Sea God, please just let our dad come home safely.
13:04Oh!
13:21What the actual hell just happened?
13:24Why did the statues just nuke themselves?
13:29Somebody seriously pissed off the Sea God!
13:33His rage just blew those statues to smithogreens!
13:43If the Sea God is throwing a tantrum, anyone who makes a dime off the ocean is screwed!
13:49God damn it!
13:50Who has the absolute stones to piss off the Sea God?
13:53If the ocean slaps a curse on us, our entire cash flow goes down the toilet!
13:59Listen up, people!
14:00It has to be them.
14:01Their filthy bastard bloodline completely rash the temple's vibe.
14:05So it was you, three little rats!
14:07Growl for forgiveness right this minute, or I swear to God your lives are going to be a waking nightmare!
14:15Son of a bitch!
14:17How dare they treat the heirs to the sea like garbage!
14:19We're stuck in phantom mode and can't do shit!
14:22Keto, ping Lord Poseidon right now!
14:25No!
14:26My kids' blood isn't filthy!
14:28We literally haven't done a single thing wrong, so why the hell would the Sea God be pissed at us?
14:32This is absolute bullshit!
14:34Shut your mouth, peasant!
14:36Grab them!
14:36Burn them at the stake!
14:38The only way to calm the Sea God's rage is absolute agony!
14:52No!
14:53Stop!
15:02Holy crap, it's Lord Poseidon!
15:09Stand down!
15:19Hold up, did anyone else just hear that?
15:23Damn it, we're too far!
15:25Poseidon can't manifest here!
15:26Just hang on a little longer!
15:28My lady, little ones, you gotta believe me, he's coming!
15:32Burning them ain't enough for the Sea God, he's sending us a sign.
15:38Father, word is the Sea God skins traitors alive, packs their raw flesh with boiling sand and crushed shells, turning
15:45them into gravel to walk on for eternity.
15:47Father, my kids and I are innocent!
15:50Father, my kids and I are innocent!
15:50The real sinners are these sick freaks putting their hands on children!
15:53Oh, so the Sea God's pissed at us?
15:55His biggest believers?
15:57Bullshit!
15:57I dump cash and prayers on his altar every year, while you, you filthy peasant, ain't cocked up shit!
16:02Zip it!
16:03Zip it, Jennifer!
16:03You're a completely lost Oz!
16:08Mom!
16:09Mom!
16:14Look, Jen, I didn't want to get my hands dirty, but you brought the Sea God's haul down on us.
16:19Skinning you alive is the only way we're buying our ticket out of this.
16:25Back off, you ugly witch!
16:27Don't you dare lay a finger on our mom!
16:36You little maggots!
16:38This is what happens when you piss off the Sea God!
16:42You're not dragging our whole family to hell with you!
16:52You dirty little bastards!
16:55Don't think for a second you're dragging us down with you!
17:00No!
17:01Michelle, let go of my kids!
17:04It's my skin!
17:05I'll take the hint!
17:06Just don't touch them!
17:10Jennifer!
17:11This is your goddamn fault!
17:13If you hadn't hitched your wagon to that filthy street rat and pout these bastards,
17:17we wouldn't be in this mess!
17:19No, put this all on me!
17:21Chris and Sophia are good kids!
17:24They're your own flesh and blood!
17:26For God's sake, you can't do this!
17:28Get the hell off me!
17:30I don't have any filthy grandchildren!
17:31What the hell are you brain-dead idiots waiting for?
17:34Skin them alive already!
17:41These mortals!
17:43No!
17:44These monsters!
17:45How dare they stoop this low!
17:50Screw it!
17:51I'm taking my true form to save the heirs!
18:00Thaumas, stop!
18:01You know the rules!
18:03If you manifest in the mortal realm, you break the law of fate!
18:06You'll be wiped from existence!
18:12No!
18:14Get your filthy hands off my kids!
18:24Do it like this!
18:26Put your backs into it!
18:27If you let these little rats slip because you grew a conscience,
18:30I'll sell your asses to the galleys!
18:38I can't stomach this anymore!
18:40Even if it vaporizes my soul, I am saving those heirs!
18:48Wait, Samus!
18:50I feel the power of the sea god!
19:10Back the hell off!
19:20Look!
19:21It's Lord Poseidon's!
19:23The boss is actually back!
19:27Jennifer, sweetheart, I'm here!
19:30I am so sorry I let you go through this hell!
19:33It's really you?
19:34Thank God he actually brought you back to me!
19:37Look!
19:38This is Chris and Sophia!
19:41Our kids!
19:42Please!
19:43Dad!
19:44We totally knew it was you!
19:46You actually came back!
19:48What in the hell just happened?
19:50Jesus!
19:51How'd I end up eating dirt?
19:53Father, forget that look over there!
19:56That filthy beggar is back!
19:58Talk!
20:00Right now!
20:01Who did this?
20:03Which one of you sick freaks had the balls to touch Jennifer and my kids?
20:06You don't get to question us!
20:08Jennifer and your two little roaches pissed off the sea god!
20:12They brought this shit storm on us!
20:14As their father, you should be paying for their sins with your life!
20:18Almighty sea god, please forgive us!
20:20These four impure wretches aren't part of our family!
20:23Don't lump us in with their sins!
20:25I'll skin them and burn them alive right now to appease your rage!
20:35You absolute clowns!
20:37You keep running your mouths about my family pissing off the sea god
20:41without realizing I am the sea god!
20:59Holy Poseidon! Holy crap, he really is the sea god!
21:03Oh great sea god, please forgive us!
21:05Mason and his screwed up family pulled the strings, we're innocent!
21:09Don't buy his bullshit! Open your eyes!
21:11It's just a cheap dark magic trick!
21:14If the real sea god was here, we'd all be dead meat!
21:17He actually has the balls to impersonate the sea god!
21:20If the real god finds out we worship the damn warlock, we're cooked!
21:24We gotta skin this freak and his family alive before anyone finds out!
21:28You arrogant, brain-death mortals!
21:31You tortured my wife and kids, so now, I'm Thing Terrive, I'm bringing down the ocean's wrath!
21:39I'll give you a front-row seat to exactly who you're messing with!
21:49No freaking way!
21:50Is this filthy beggar actually the sea god?
22:01Ha! Look at that! I totally called it! This filthy street rat is a complete fraud!
22:16What the hell is happening to my hand?
22:34What the hell is happening to my hand?
22:38You brain-dead idiots! The real sea god is pissed because this peasant is playing dress-up with his name!
22:45Help me pin this bastard down and finish him!
22:48Step on it! If we don't string them up right now, the sea god is gonna wipe us off the
22:52map!
22:53The ocean will swallow us whole!
22:55Freeze!
22:57Look! He's running on fumes! Now's our window to take this Warwick out!
23:02What the hell is going on?
23:05Enough!
23:06I'll let it slide you got played earlier.
23:08But from this second on, if you touch my wife and kids, I'll rain literal hellfire on you!
23:13You gullible morons!
23:16Everyone knows Jennifer hitched a beggar nine years ago.
23:20Like the C-Dotted would moo light as a tramp.
23:23Like he'd knock up a slut like Jennifer and just poop into thin air!
23:27I bet my bottom dollar this rat spent the last nine years grinding dark magic!
23:35Damn straight. A true god is untouchable.
23:40You hack this warlock to pieces.
23:43And I'll toss you ten gold coins right here.
23:47Right now.
24:01Un-freaking-believable. The guy's literally made of steel!
24:09Almighty sea god, please forgive your cluteless blind believers.
24:15You unrepentant mortals.
24:18You actually tried to weaponize my own followers against me?
24:22You vicious brain-dead clowns.
24:25Time to face the music!
24:31Holy crap! He really is the sea god!
24:34We are dead meat!
24:40What just happened? Why am I running on empty?
24:42No. The coma.
24:44I've burned through all my divine Moga fighting off that damn curse for nine years.
24:51This damn sorcerer is gaslighting us with illusion!
24:54We need to get the high priest down here to wreck him!
24:57You absolute idiots!
24:59Do you seriously think this washed up bum is the sea god?
25:02He's just a wicked warlock!
25:04If he was actually Poseidon, he wouldn't be this pathetic!
25:09It's an ancient curse.
25:11I tank my powers fighting it off. That's why I'm weakened.
25:14You brain-dead sheep! Only morons swallow a lie that pathetic.
25:18Anyone who sides with this warlock has catch hell when the real god finds out.
25:30Shut the hell up!
25:32Who's got the nerve to impersonate the sea god under my roof?
25:42A little birdie told me some crack-pop in here is parading around calling himself the sea god.
25:50Your Holiness, it's this wicked warlock!
25:52He's using dark magic to fake being the sea god and scam our tributes!
25:55High Priest, you're the only hotline to the sea god!
25:58If he was really coming down, he'd have given you a heads up!
26:08I haven't heard a damn thing thing about the sea god coming down.
26:12You're just some two-bit sorcerer using cheap magic to play god.
26:17The High Priest is his top servant!
26:20This guy really is just a fraud putting on a cheap magic act!
26:24Make him pay!
26:28Thank God for the High Priest!
26:31We almost bought the scam!
26:33The sea god would have been pissed!
26:36And we'd be dead meat!
26:40What a joke!
26:41I don't have some mortal messenger down here.
26:43He's full of shit!
26:45You arrogant little speck!
26:47Did you really think you could hijack my name without facing my wrath?
26:50You son of a bitch!
26:51How dare you slander me!
26:53I'm tossing your ass in the dungeon and executing you myself!
27:03The Holy Power!
27:04The Holy Power!
27:05The Holy Power!
27:05They're just buying the
27:07The Holy Power!
27:19Holy crap, what's happening?
27:21The High Priest just got zapped by lightning!
27:23Is that guy actually the Sea God?
27:30bullshit impossible yeah that was the sea god's wrath warning me because you spinless cowards
27:37are dragging your feet letting this goddamn warlock run free in his temple oh it was his
27:44wrath all right but who do you think called it down listen up defy the sea god and you'll get
27:52worse than lightning he'll unleash a tidal wave and wash every last traitor straight to hell
28:10ignorant sheep
28:26no freaking way
28:35no freaking way even running on a fraction of my power you bottom feeders couldn't lay a finger
28:42on my family guys listen there is zero chance he's the sea god since when does a god fall for
28:50a random munal it's a joke he's a cheap warlock hold the line did you idiots forget his orders
28:56want to get swallowed by a tidal wave we're dead meat if you back down
29:02but his voodoo is too strong we can't even dent this freakish water wall
29:07bullshit every trick has a loophole hurl every sharp object we've got something's bound to bust
29:13this cheap ass force mailed
29:22dad you just whipped up a freaking magical shield out of thin air
29:26are you actually the sea god
29:30you bet he is sweetie your dad would never lie to you
29:36all right if standard weapons can't cut through this voodoo
29:39it's time to bring out the big gun
29:43watch and weep warlock
29:46i don't care how strong your mojo is it ain't surviving the sea god's anchor
29:56try to shield jennephy
30:23are you kidding me how did the sea god's anchor snap like a twig who the hell are you
30:30i warned you you absolute fools open your damn eyes
30:34this is the trident the ultimate symbol of the ocean and i am its master poseidon the sea god
30:42the sea god he actually is the sea god sweet jesus what the hell have i done
30:50you've hijacked my name to scam my believers for years
30:54just to line your own pockets
30:56that is an unforgivable sin
31:05no almighty sea god mercy
31:07william brain masked us
31:09we never wanted to hurt your family
31:12lord decided please spare us
31:15jennifer these monsters put you and the kids through absolute hell
31:19it's your call
31:20how do you want me to finish them
31:22no
31:24jennifer
31:24my precious daughter don't do this
31:26you know me i would never truly hurt you
31:28okay i screwed up i admit it
31:31but i see the light now
31:32we share the same blood
31:33we're family
31:34please jennifer
31:36don't let him wipe us off the map over a grudge
31:39think of the kids
31:40exactly
31:41jennifer my sweet sister
31:44we share the same blood
31:46i swear to god i'll never pull this shit again
31:49please cut us a break
31:55honey i'm not a monster like them
31:57they still share blood with our kids
32:00i won't plant that toxic seed of hatred in chris and sophia's heads
32:04let's just walk away
32:05i just want a peaceful life
32:29well look at you gorgeous
32:32you must be my boy poseidon's wife
32:35absolutely stunning
32:48mother
32:49oh my goodness
32:51and who are these two adorable little monkeys
32:56mother
32:57these are the kids jennifer gave me
32:59pretty cute right
33:01grandma
33:02grandma
33:05are you kidding me
33:07nobody told me i hit the absolute jackpot
33:12i packed way too light
33:14but don't worry darlings
33:15grandma's gonna spoil you rotten once we get home
33:23what the actual hell
33:26i've never seen this much gold
33:30one single gem off those chests could buy out our entire fleet
33:39come along my precious grandbabies
33:42come along my precious grandbabies
33:42let grandma show you how we do real gifts
34:06take a look kiddos
34:07a little welcome gift from grandma
34:10what do you think
34:11we'd love anything you give us grandma
34:13but there's literally nothing here
34:16ha ha ha ha ha
34:36whoa
34:42this is freaking awesome
34:44oh it melts my heart to see you love it
34:47thanks a million grandma
34:49jennifer my dear
34:51slap on this pearl necklace and you'll literally never age
34:55this bracelet makes you bulletproof to disease
34:57and this ring
34:58calls down lightning on demand
35:00just a little welcome to the family starter pack
35:02no way mother
35:04these are priceless
35:04i can't accept them
35:08oh my god
35:09i am so so sorry
35:11i swear it slipped
35:12jessica used to beat me black and blue just for breaking a cheap bowl
35:15now i've shattered something priceless from the sea god's mother
35:18she's gonna skin me alive
35:20hey deep breaths jennifer
35:22relax
35:23remember mother gave those to you
35:25they're yours now
35:26you can smash every last one of them if it makes you happy
35:33oh sweetheart no this is 100% on me
35:36i totally forgot that necklace is so packed with magic it shatters on impact
35:41i can't believe i almost gave you a heart attack
35:43bad grandma
35:44jennifer honey
35:45stop walking on eggshells
35:46chuck this bling at the wall for fun
35:48break it all bring fresh batches until you realize you're one of us
35:52thank you mother
35:55hold on poseidon
35:56where's your gift
35:57this poor girl went through nine years of hell
35:59because you face planted into a coma
36:00treat her like royalty
36:02or i'll personally kick your ass to the curb
36:04mother chill
36:05i already hooked jennifer up with a massive gift back at my palace
36:09i just didn't bring it because
36:10i was rushing to save her
36:13i'll grab it the second we kept breather babe
36:18hold the phone
36:19i brought a little something for my new sister-in-law too
36:27look i'm really sorry jennifer
36:29this whole disaster is basically my fault
36:31you and the kids got dragged through the mud because of me
36:34consider this a my bad care package
36:36a massive dose of raw divine power
36:38zeus you absolute meathead did you completely forget
36:41jennifer is still 100% human
36:43her mortal body can't tank raw divine power yet
36:46ah crap
36:48my bad jennifer
36:49i totally dropped the ball on that one
36:51brain frat
36:52hand it over
36:55i'll just convert your raw power into a mountain of jewelry for jennifer to make up for your screw up
37:01jennifer our wedding down here was pretty bears bone and my family missed it
37:04let's do a massive blowout invite the whole pantheon to shower you and the kids with blessings
37:09sorry honey can we skip the blowout
37:11chris sofia and i are literally nobodies we'd stick out like sarathy's partying with actual gods
37:17i'm just really freaked out are they gonna act like aunt michelle and beat us up for being trash
37:22we don't need them
37:24just you and dad is enough
37:29my poor sweet babies you've been through the wrencher
37:31listen to grandma okay
37:33that nightmare is over
37:34none of my kids are toxic snobs like that
37:37they'll treat you like absolute royalty
37:38damn right
37:39i guarantee they'll welcome you with open arms
37:41and if you're still spooked
37:43i swear on my life
37:44as long as i'm breathing
37:45nobody lays a finger on you
37:47okay bestiden
37:48i trust you
37:59the wedding dress is the main event
38:01and these mortal rags are tragically basic
38:05even top tier royal outfits aren't good enough for our jennifer
38:14grandma i brought the wardrobe
38:23jennifer
38:24go nuts
38:25pick out absolutely anything you want
38:28up here
38:29we use magic power like cash
38:31and zeus's apology fund is basically a bottomless black card
38:36unreal
38:38it's so insanely soft
38:42i've been stuck in patched up potato sacks my whole life
38:45i'm actually allowed to wear this
38:51obviously
38:51but zeus specifically ordered that your actual wedding outfits be custom made by yours truly
39:02hey jennifer look at me
39:03by the almighty ocean
39:06my beautiful wife how did you get so breathtakingly gorgeous
39:09mom you look insanely pretty
39:11i had zero clue you were this stunning jennifer and your kids are adorable
39:15look i whipped up 200 everyday outfits on the fly
39:18just rock these around the palace
39:19this is just
39:20thank you so so much
39:22we absolutely love it
39:25don't mention it
39:26but hey grandma
39:28jennifer and the kids are practically skin and bones
39:30we need to put some meat on them
39:32hestia's actually been cooking up a storm
39:34pretty sure she's en route with a massive feast just for jennifer and the kids
39:38she even called dibs on catering the wedding
39:40you guys seriously don't have to go all out for me like this
39:42this is way too much
39:44jennifer you've raised two kids solo while getting stomped on by monsters
39:48listen to me
39:48you need to seriously carb load
39:50damn right
39:51your health is the only thing i care about
39:53don't fight us
39:54just be a good girl and eat up
40:02hey there jennifer come on over
40:04dig in and let me know what hits the spot
40:15awesome
40:16i didn't even know food could taste this freaking good
40:24come on jennifer let your husband pamper you for a second
40:26say ah
40:44hope you like the setup babe
40:46mother went totally overboard
40:47if you hate any of it just say the word
40:49i'll tear it down and start from scratch no sweat
40:51oh don't even worry about it honey
40:54i'm obsessed with it
40:57jennifer
40:59mother's got chris and sophia for the night so we've got the place to ourselves
41:03what do you say we go for baby number three
41:06oh honey no three kids
41:09i'd lose my mind trying to handle all of them
41:12babe you're married to the sea god
41:14even if we're swamped
41:15my mom and siblings are right next door
41:17our kids will never be alone
41:20plus my niece is literally the goddess of childbirth
41:24i'd put her on speed dial
41:25you wouldn't feel a thing
41:26all right all right you're the boss
41:48god jennifer
41:49you're just as breathtaking as the day we married
42:02grandma where's mom she's the vip today
42:06why is she mia
42:07hold on a minute kiddo
42:10let's go track down your dad and figure this out
42:15hey pasteiden
42:16why the hold up with jennifer
42:18did we hit a snag
42:20well
42:21jennifer and i didn't get any sleep until the sun came up
42:24she's dead to the world
42:25so i figured i'd let her rest
42:26i just slipped out
42:28freaking believable
42:29the wedding is literally about to start
42:31could you really not keep it in your pants for one night
42:33all right mother chill
42:34i'm going to get her right now
42:44holy crap poseidon actually let me sleep in
42:47it's our damn wedding day
42:48i'm gonna be so late
42:49i gotta sprint
42:57mother playing favorites as always
43:01giving a punk like poseidon a palace this sick
43:15i'm real
43:18what's an absolute dime like you doing hiding out in a place like this
43:23hey gorgeous
43:24hades
43:25god of the underworld
43:26ditch this snooze fest and come be my queen
43:29yeah hard pass
43:30not interested
43:37cute
43:38but that's not really your call to make sweetheart
43:47back off
43:49back off
43:59Hades what the hell do you think you're doing
44:05well color me shocked
44:08who'd have guessed a stunner like this was hitched to a meathead like you
44:12you
44:17Hades if we didn't share a mother
44:19i'd gut you where you stand
44:25what the hell is going on here
44:29Hades
44:30how did i race such a scumbag
44:33apologize to jennifer
44:35right now
44:36my bad jennifer
44:38didn't know who you were
44:39take half my divine power as a peace offering
44:41it'll make you completely immortal
44:43just let it slide mother
44:44the wedding's starting
44:45let's not waste another second on this creep
44:56in the name of the sea god
44:58i swear jennifer is my one and only wife
45:00from this day forward
45:02she shares the full power of the ocean with me
45:04i swear on my life to be completely faithful to poseidon
45:09until my last breath
45:21mom and dad are gonna live happily ever after with us
45:40grandma mom only wakes up on time when we're around
45:43we want to have a sleepover with mom
45:49all right my sweet little angels let it go
45:51your dad's got your mom on lockdown tonight
46:02honey thank you for giving me such a warm happy home
46:05this place is everything i've ever dreamed of
46:11if you know love it here
46:13we'll just put down roots
46:16honestly
46:16the only things worth a damn back at my palace are your gifts anyway
46:20i'll swing by and haul them over tomorrow
46:34i won't break my promise this time i swear
46:37three days tops
46:40and this little toy boat
46:41if you run into trouble
46:43just crush it
46:44and i'll be there in a heartbeat
46:54and this barrier
46:56unless you say so
46:57it'll bounce every single person trying to get in
47:03stay safe out there honey
47:07dad hurry back so we can play
47:24this is it
47:26look at this place
47:27hades better not be playing us
47:29he swore if we pull this off
47:31he'd bring our family's empire back from the dead
47:35hell no he wouldn't
47:37he's the god of the underworld
47:40the sea god basically nuked our family
47:43lord hades is our only lifeline
47:53over here
47:54bet you can't catch us
47:56chris sofia slow down
47:58you're gonna eat dirt
47:59we don't care if we get hurt
48:01when dad gets back
48:03he can patch us up in seconds
48:09yuho jennifer
48:10come look who's here
48:12why the hell is the door locked
48:15we're your flesh and blood
48:16don't tell me you got amnesia already
48:20nice try but that ain't happening
48:26son of a bitch
48:28hades called it
48:29the sea god rigged this place with a force field
48:32our only play is to guilt track jennifer into opening the damn door
48:36jennifer i know you're listening
48:38are you brain dead
48:41we put a roof over your head when you had nothing
48:45now we're homeless
48:46you owe us
48:55cut the crap
48:56you made my life a living hell back then
48:58don't act like you did me a favor
49:01jennifer i'm your own flesh and blood
49:04are you just gonna watch me get hunted down every day
49:08your husband is the freaking sea god
49:11a few table graphs could save our family
49:14yeah jennifer
49:15just bail us out this once
49:18consider it rent for housing you
49:21we swear we'll never bother you again
49:25get a grip jennifer
49:27stop giving them handouts
49:29but
49:31if a little cash gets rid of these leeches for good
49:33maybe it's worth it
49:39you better keep your word
49:41take the money and don't ever show your faces around here again
49:49are you really that dense jennifer
49:51i've literally never played it straight with you
50:05jennifer
50:06those goddamn merchants are psychos
50:09they robbed us blind
50:10took your gold
50:11and now they want us dead
50:12please
50:13open the damn door
50:15jennifer
50:16they only went psycho
50:18because you're the sea god's wife
50:19this is 100% on you
50:21you can't leave us out here to get butchered
50:27i'm dead serious jennifer
50:29the merchant and his goons are right on our ass
50:32if you don't let us in you're signing our death warrants
50:35jennifer are you really going to watch your father get slaughtered
50:37make your mother a widow
50:38if word gets out she raised a heartless monster
50:41society will destroy her
51:04how'd you score a pad like this anyway
51:06get off your ass and hand this house over to us
51:09we gave you a place to crash now you owe us a house
51:13do i seriously have to cry for poseidon
51:17no i can't keep dragging him into my messes
51:28unreal look at this mother lod
51:30father could hustle his whole life and never see this kind of cash
51:34trash like jennifer doesn't deserve this
51:37we do
51:42check out this palace
51:43the bling is nice but the real estate is the real jackpot
51:46we gotta get our names on that deed
51:48you brain dead idiots
51:49did you forget hades orders
51:51move your asses
51:52chuck that bitch jennifer out onto the street
51:57right
51:58lord hades promised us a mountain of cash if we pull this off
52:01what the heck do you think you're doing when dad finds out he's gonna wipe the floor with you
52:06yeah
52:07you stupid jerks
52:08if you touch mom dad is gonna destroy you
52:13give me a break
52:14how's the sea god gonna react when he finds out his precious wife banged his own brother
52:19he'll either boot her or drown her ass
52:25no
52:26father why are you doing this to me
52:45not bad at all
52:46like we agree
52:47i'm gonna reward you freaks very handsome
52:51you're the best lord hades
52:54thank you
52:56get your hands off her
53:05get your hands off her
53:07get your hands off her
53:21i gave you your chance
53:23hades
53:28jennifer
53:29you were in real danger
53:31why didn't you call me
53:34honey i'm so sorry
53:36i just didn't want to dump another mess on your plate
53:38i'm just a useless mortal
53:39i can't keep dragging you down
53:43look at me babe
53:44we're married
53:46nothing in this universe matters more than you
53:49i already missed nine years
53:55come hell or high water
53:56you're never facing anything alone again
54:02i get it honey
54:03i promise
54:12and as for these psychos
54:15they've crossed the line too many times
54:18even if you want to give them a pass
54:20i'm gonna slaughter every last one of them
54:29almighty sea god please
54:31you've got it all wrong
54:32we only broke in
54:33because we caught jennifer
54:35that absolute slut
54:36hooking up with another guy
54:38we were protecting your honor
54:40exactly
54:41if we hadn't showed up
54:43she'd be all over some other dude
54:45honestly you should be thanking us
54:47you're all sick in the head
54:49i'm gonna wipe you off the face of the earth
54:53you're all sick in the head
55:08you're all sick in the head
55:08you're all sick in the head
55:10you're all sick in the head
55:10you're all sick in the head
55:11you're all sick in the head
55:11you're all sick in the head
55:11you're all sick in the head
55:11you're all sick in the head
55:12you're all sick in the head
55:12you're all sick in the head
55:12you're all sick in the head
55:13you're all sick in the head
55:14you're sick in the head
55:16you're sick in the head
55:16you're sick in the head
55:31Poseidon, you gullible idiot.
55:33I pushed your buttons and you practically hand-delivered your own divine weapon to me.
55:38Did you skip Godhub 101?
55:40If a bonded weapon gets corrupted by a god on my level, the backlash tears the owner apart.
55:49Look, brother, I don't want to end you.
55:52Just hand over your sweet little wife and I'll let you walk.
56:00Come on, Jennifer.
56:02Doesn't it tear you apart watching him squirm like a bug?
56:07Poseidon, please, get up!
56:09Jennifer, get over here.
56:10Give yourself to me and I'll pull the plug on his torture.
56:15Don't listen to him, Jennifer.
56:18Get over here, Jennifer, or I swear I'm going to erase Poseidon from existence right now.
56:26Don't.
56:28Jennifer, listen to me.
56:30If you don't want to watch his brain melt into pudding, get over here right now.
56:35Please, just stop hurting Poseidon.
56:42I'll do it.
56:44I agree to whatever you want.
56:48Poseidon, please take good care of our kids and my mother.
57:08You lay a finger on my woman, Hades, and I will show you exactly what a blood debt looks like.
57:15You lay a finger on me, Hades, and I will show you exactly what a blood debt looks like.
57:15You lay a finger on me, Hades, and I will show you exactly what a blood debt looks like.
57:15You lay a finger on me, Hades, and I will show you exactly what a blood debt looks like.
57:17You lay a finger on me, Hades, and I will show you exactly what a blood debt looks like.
57:18You lay a finger on me, Hades, and I will show you exactly what a blood debt looks like.
57:18You lay a finger on me, Hades, and I will show you exactly what a blood debt looks like.
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